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Outro Music

You are finished.

For we are 50. And you are just one.

Ah, that's what you think. For Master Greenberg, before he was eaten by a

taught me the 50 -man punch.

A fun trivia fact about this scene.

What are you doing? Play the punch.

Punch, punch, punch.

I thought you'd enjoy some inside tidbit info from your movie hero, me.

Bunch! Bunch! Bunch! Whoever said never meet your idols never met me. Am I

right, boys?

I can still remember every stuntman's name.

Riker, Chad, Wilder, the Brian twins.

Chris with a K, Josh... Is it just me, or was Lujitsu a lot cooler before he

our dad?

Good Galileo, the original Jupiter Jim is gonna be at GalaxyCon!

Marcus Moncrief? He's my all -time favorite actor slash role model slash

figure. I am standing right here. And really, Marcus Moncrief? That guy

couldn't hold my lobster bib.

Hey! We should get him to sign our special edition Jupiter Gym 1000.

To the comic book safe.

Chris with a K would never treat me like that.

Begin voice match ID.

We don't have time for this.

Voice not recognized.

Booty shaker 9000.

Act as granted.

It's beautiful.

Galaxy Con.

The one place we fit right in.

Now, if the masses puncture the Mylar, save the comet, leave me behind.

But build statues to my sacrifice.

It's him.

Mr. Moncrief?

Ho, ho, ho.

Looks like I'm being invaded.

Last warning, turtle alien.

Come get off this planet.

He's doing the movie.

Prepare to be blasted, human.

Jupiter Jim's prime directive is to maintain interplanetary peace.

And if you pose a threat to that, I say... Jupiter Jim, ahoy!

Oh, Jupiter Jim fake -blastered me.

I can die now.

Excuse me, Mr.

Jampeter Joop. I mean, Jampeter June. Well, I mean, fans, we is.

What my brother's trying to say is, we're your biggest fans, Mr. Monkey. We

so happy to meet you.

But not happy to eat you. As they said in Jupiter Jim in Sharp People of Planet

Shark.

Impressive. Hey, how do reptilians like to see the harpoon ray I dispatched

those shark people with? I have it at my headquarters.

Uh,

like come to your house?

Rap, when the single greatest actor in the history of low -budget sci -fi

invites you to his headquarters, you say yes.

Yes.

Okay, then. Shall we?

Jupiter Jam!

Can somebody cover me? I'm all out of Earth dollars.

Welcome to my humble abode.

The SS Starbolt!

Wow.

This place is so mint. I wish I could wrap it up in a mile, please.

Oh, it's beautiful.

The only thing Splinter ever showed us was Lujitsu's old chess wig.

Yeah, those were lame.

And itchy.

Whoa, the captain's chair!

Welcome aboard the Starboat.

Wait a minute. Did he just change into a Jupiter Jim cocktail?

No, but he's giving us the ultimate fan experience.

And this ultimate fan is loving every second of it. You rock, Mr. Moncrief.

me Jupiter Jim.

Now, how about that harpoon ray?

Solar sabers, digian thumb cups, deltaroid torture sticks, oh!

Gentlemen, if you need me, I will be living inside this cabin.

Here she is.

Who wants a go?

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

Whoa.

Mr. Jim, wasn't that laser a little real? I was almost incinerated.

Cool.

Sorry. I'm not worthy to handle your surprisingly real space laser.

I'll say.

I should never have given such a weapon to the scourge of the galaxy.

Keep it together, Jim.

Another misstep like that and you're toast.

Well, uh, thanks for the tour, but we should probably be going. No, I'm not

going back to watch his rat. I want to see his, um, his... Hall of Victory!

Can't leave without seeing this, fellas.

That, yes.

Splinter's only got a hall of dirty road.

You guys go ahead. I'll initiate the comic signing protocol.

Yeah, I'll, uh, supervise.

Behold! A testament to my greatest intergalactic victories.

Look out!

Jupiter, Jupiter, the robo -bloodsuckers! Look out!

Ah, that's the desert where you thump the kangaroos!

And then, uh, that's Crushasaurus Mech! Want to see something really special?

Jupiter Jim on planet Reptilian?

Wow.

You look right at home.

The Jupiter Jim nerve pinch is real? You paralyzed him.

Do me! Do me!

Sure thing, Pally.

I don't know. Something about this dude is creeping me out. Let's just get the

autograph and jet, all right?

Do not rush me.

Exposing interior pages to the elements could impact its ultimate condition.

He's got some cool stuff, though. I mean, this statue really looks like his

panda sidekick, Red Fox.

Ah! It blinked!

I'm sure it is merely an optical illusion caused by... Oh, no!

Help me.

She... She's alive!

Moncrie thinks he's the real Jupiter Jim!

And these poor fans are real villains!

Theo and Moncrie!

Where's Moncrie?

Jupiter Jim, ahoy!

Hand over our brothers, Moncrie.

Moncrie?

That's just an Earth name I use to lull villains such as you into a false sense

of security.

Jupiter Jim neutralizes the threat and once again keeps the galaxy safe from

evil.

Oh, I see. You're full -on crazy.

Donnie, you go get Leo and Mikey. I'll handle this big thing.

Leo, help me. You're the superfan.

Answer in comment.

You cannot possibly be suggesting I expose this mint -conditioned Jupiter

1000 to the elements.

Donnie! Can't we just get new brothers?

Donnie! Okay, okay.

Mint. You're mint.

What? Oh, very good. No, I can't look.

Jupiter Gym's nerve pinch reverse technique.

the rest of us, Moncreep. Come on, guys. Let's do it!

Take that, alien scum! I will protect this Earth from all evil!

If he thinks we're real aliens, let's be real aliens.

Freeze, Jupiter Jim, or I will blast you with the invisible blaster from, uh,

Zeta Alpha 9, as seen in Jupiter Jim and the Invisible Blaster from Zeta Alpha

9.

Hey, Dad, don't shoot!

I should have planned for your devious reptilian cunning.

Now, it doesn't have to be this way. For Senshalons, our species have been at

war. But the one thing I know Jupiter Jim values above all else is

interplanetary peace.

That is my prime directive.

And peace begins with a hug. What do you say?

Bring it in, bro.

Peace ahoy!

A little mustard on that hug, but all good. Now that our species have a

alliance, I'll be seeing you around the galaxy.

I would love that.

Peace wins the day.

But I'll be watching you.

Uh, guys, just wanted to point out that these villains are actually regular

people in costumes.

Just wanted to make it clear so we're all on the same page moving forward.

Until we meet again.

How I miss my spandex onesies.

Ah, right where we left you.

Oh, well, hello,

sons. How was your day hanging out with Jupiter Jerk?

Eh, it had its ups and downs, but who needs that guy? As far as we're

we live with our hero. Our non -kidnappy hero.

Yeah, tell us about that stuntman again.

Oh, Chad!

What a prankster.