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Tapping, tapping, tapping.
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Camping! Camping! Camping! Boys, we
leave for intense survival training in
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exactly one minute.
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Survival training?
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I thought we were going camping.
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It's just like camping. Only you learn
which bugs are the yummiest and how to
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drink your own sweat.
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Bye!
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Thanks, April and Sunita, for holding
down the fort while we're gone for what
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formerly thought was going to be a fun
weekend.
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Aw!
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Don't forget to change Sheldon's coolant
thrice daily, that means three times,
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and give him a little scritch behind the
ears. Ears can be found here, here,
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here, and here.
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Don't worry.
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We got you covered.
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Boys, in the tank. Let's go, let's go.
Move it, move it.
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Turf night!
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Can we at least make more?
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You will make nothing. Hey, Donnie,
what's this new button? No, don't!
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24 -hour lockdown initiated.
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And now we are trapped in here.
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Hey, you know Raph loves giant buttons.
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Sauce that hog!
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Sauce that hog!
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Sauce that hog!
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Seriously? The barbecue channel?
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This is not what I had in mind for
girls' night.
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They're about to toss the pig.
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Sauce that hog!
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Sauce that hog!
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We are going.
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You don't want to see this?
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It took these mountain men six months to
craft that song.
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You need more than barbecue TV in your
life, girl. Grab your cloaking brooch
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let's go.
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Let us rock and roll!
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Pizza pit!
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Munch, munch, munch in the pizza pit!
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Pizza pit!
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down the jerk who stole it. Too bad your
total friends are off in the woods.
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Help! April!
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April!
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I'm tankophobic!
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Help!
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Why did I soundproof the tank?
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I'll try the horn.
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Why did I soundproof the garage?
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Any brooch stolen in the Trot State area
eventually ends up going through here.
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Whoa, the brooch district.
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Hey, yo, a brooch man. I'm looking for a
very special kind of
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brooch. One that someone may or may not
just have tried to sell to you on
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account of its specialness.
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Wink, wink.
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Look, kid.
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My clients expect a certain level of
discretion.
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You think I'm just going to tell you the
brooch was bought by some big guy with
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a thick neck, an upturned nose, and a
paper hat on his way to Channel 6 in a
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late model charcoal gray stretch limo?
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Oh, no, no, no, no. You ain't getting
nothing from old loose lips Malinowski
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here. A shmoo shmoo.
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See? What'd I tell you?
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April's got your back.
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And we didn't need to bother the boys on
their serious training mission.
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Do you think, googly girl?
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Maybe it's not worth it. I mean, I want
my brooch, but I can't risk being seen
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in my googly form.
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Come on. Would April O 'Neil get her
good friend Sunita into a pickle?
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Answer at 11.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm the, uh, new weather person,
April... O 'Nimbus?
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We've got sunny skies inland, but uh
-oh, looks like some rain clouds coming
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on the coast and a pair of...
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Eyeballs. Hovering over New Jersey.
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Better wear your rain goggles.
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Channel 6 weather, this is April O.
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Nimbus.
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Signing off.
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I like your stuff, kid. Tell Mel Nino
he's fired.
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We've got an emergency at the hit
cooking show Condescending Kitchen.
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Our abusive host, Guy Flambé, is
missing. And some even meaner guy's
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take his place.
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What? I said...
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a bit tied up at the moment.
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I meant that literally.
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This is bad.
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What? That's Meat Sweat. He's a crazy
dangerous mutant and thanks to me he's
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using your grand googly's brooch to
disguise himself.
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That's right, dears.
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Rupert Swaggart has returned as your
beloved reviled host of... condescending
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kitchen.
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Applaud me.
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But what about that freak accident that
made you look monstrously biggish?
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Hollywood magic.
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The details of my demise were greatly
exaggerated.
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Look at me boat race.
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All sorts of anthem is me.
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Now that I'm back behind... a counter!
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What time is it, friends?
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It's time to unleash the flavor!
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I don't know about this, April.
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Maybe we should just leave? Not a
chance.
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I'm not leaving you exposed like this. I
promised I'd get your grand googly
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brooch back, and I will.
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Contestant!
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Bring your entrees to me, and I shall
tell you exactly how much they offend my
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classically trained palate.
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Chef, for you today, I've made a simple
risotto with a touch of unleashed
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flavor.
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Nobody likes a suck -up, except for me.
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What is this wretched flavor?
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Oh, it's just an old family recipe
called... Too much hot sauce!
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Ah! My pristine power!
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and dragged you out. I'm the worst.
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Are you kidding me?
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You're amazing!
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Sure, you convinced me to go to that
concert where I got robbed, and then you
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took us to that seedy part of town, and
then came here and unleashed a seven
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-foot mutant pig who wants to belay us,
but this has been one of the...
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Enough's enough.
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Is it?
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Do you smell that, Zimnita?
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I sure do.
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I want the cloaking brooch, and I will
not be stopped.
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Look at this little piggy -wiggy. That's
some
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prime swine.
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Get me my... Slice and bleed.
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Stop that horse!
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Wait, wait!
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At least soak me in brine before you
cook me.
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Stop that horse!
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Oh, horseradish.
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