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We'll be

right

back.

Rock, paper, scissors for the first slice.

Me and Mikey are up. It's funny how Raph always starts against Mr. Only -chooses

-scissors. One, two, three, rock!

Oh, not again!

How do you do it?

Pizza! Ice! Gone!

Which of you creep boys took it?

Huh?

No!

So begins your next lesson.

Let me guess. How to starve your enemies to death?

No. Today, you learn the art of ninja stealth and invisibility. The foundation

of every great ninja.

Lights off just soon.

What? You couldn't have done this last week when Mikey cooked Brussels sprouts?

You must remain sleek and nimble. So, no weapons today.

After my lessons, you will be ready for a mission inside Big Mama's Yokai Hotel.

You know about Big Mama? I have heard stories.

Ninja invisibility lesson number one, keep to the shadows.

Lesson two, blind spots.

Use your enemy's blind spots to advance across the battlefield.

Let in three. Be as light as a feather. As quick as a really fast feather. Move

quickly and softly.

Let in four.

Slow motion juts too.

Please, like you could possibly sneak up on... Hey!

Give me back my tech bow.

And wallet.

Now, using your new skills, sneak up on me and attack.

Here I come!

Ninja tip. Do not announce attack.

Roger that.

Watch me stick to the shadows, baby.

Lights off jutsu.

Really? You think you can turn off the sun? No more fooling around.

I'll show you fooling around.

Light as a feather jutsu. Activate.

Talk it.

Lesson five.

Blending into your environment.

What? Where'd he go?

We'll never find him. Yeah, he is way too smart for all of us teenage turtles.

Right, my dudes?

Tiny and Brother is right. He could be that pigeon, or that moped, or that

pile.

Yeah!

Well done, my sons. You just beat up a big pile of garbage.

Oh, disguise.

But you're not a turtle. Oh, wow.

Maybe the only way to get through to you is here.

I am sending you rodeo clowns on a mission right now.

You must sneak into Big Mama's and grab the tags off her demon dog, Gus. That

vicious beast cannot get you to focus.

Then nothing will.

Now go.

Yeah.

They will do this.

Maybe they stopped for Sunday.

Oh, that little fear never hurt anyone.

The giant demon dog never hurt anyone either.

I have sent my sons to their doom!

Don't worry, boys! Help is on the way!

Stop, lads. Everyone to their stations.

High alert. My boys, they have been discovered.

Hey, you, hold the elevator.

Faster, stupid elevator.

Faster. Let's go, let's go. High alert, high alert.

Let's go, let's go. High alert, high alert.

Oh, I have failed my tongue.

I do not deserve my greatest dad coffee mug.

Okay, we made it to an elevator.

They are not all caught.

I am as pleased as I am totally shocked.

Back up. Grab his bag. I cannot because it is the belt boy.

They are still trying to get the dog tags.

We gotta get to another floor. And I know just how to do it.

Lesson number four.

Slow.

May my sons proceed with caution and justice.

What?

Something doesn't smell right.

Oh, no. He sniffed them out.

What?

Thanks for the snack, food cart. You're no longer on my two pounds on list.

I must make sure the others are safe.

High alert!

Everyone to your stations! Go, go, go!

Big Mama must be with Sergeant Manicure ASAP! Yes.

Rafael, remember your training. Deep to the shadows.

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

Aw.

Not what I meant by sticking to the shadows!

Oh! What is that awful smell?

Oh no!

Rats sneaking up on people stink!

Who threw this bomb?

It's like I'm being followed, but no one's there.

Total bummer day.

Now to find Luan.

Lumenio Kai, surely my sons would not risk moving on Gus in here.

And a blind spot over here. And a blind spot over here.

Another blind spot.

What an epic battle, Nexus Brawl. They're going to be talking about this

centuries to come. Too bad they both can't win.

What are you doing?

And it's King Kaboom for the win.

Hey, wait a minute. You're one of those turtles.

Heels on stairs, not my finest decision.

It's like I'm invisible!

Where did they go?

Ninja hide somewhere ninja quick!

Big Mama want to see you, loves.

So, for like a general hey -how -you -been sesh, or... Come on! Let's make

proud. Lights off, jutsu! Oh, come on, Mikey. Like, that's gonna... I will

never doubt you again.

What? All right, boys.

Keep to the shadows.

Those turtles think they can sneak up on me. They've got another tool.

Wait a minute.

Landing into your environment?

Like it's a feather?

Blind spots?

Like the nut watch?

No more Shinjitsu?

One through five. I taught them something, and they paid attention.

I do deserve my world's greatest dad coffee mug.

We got it. Yeah. One demon dog's dog, Zach. My sons, your persistence

and dedication knows no bounds.

Yes, your methods need work.

Much, much, much, much, much work.

But I am honored to be your teacher and proud.

To be your father.

Aww!

Now go and celebrate!