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Oh, my Lujitsu jumpsuit from one of my award -winning Lujitsu dojos. What on

earth are you doing on my shoulders?

Enough blinky -beepy phone games. I'm trying to talk to you about my Lujitsu

dojos. Wow, Lujitsu dojos are a thing? Who knew?

Only everybody.

It is the largest chain of dojos in the city. New York City.

No. Moonbase One City. Of course, New York City.

Today is my long overdue dojo inspection day to make sure they are teaching my

moves properly.

Even the seven deadly vipers move? The move they never show in movies because

the mere mention of it always makes your enemies surrender?

No, that move is a secret secret.

Now,

I was thinking I might take one of you along on my inspections.

You heard him, fellas.

Last one standing gets to go and pops!

Looks like old Leon is the winner.

All right!

I get to go. Wonderful.

Onward to my world -famous dojos, where I'm sure nothing has changed in the last

30 years.

My original dojo.

Gone. And taken over by Christoph Van Bradford.

Who? An atrocious actor who is dishonorable to his core.

At least I have my other 27 dojos. They more than balance out this jerk store.

one dojo left.

One is all I need.

From this seed, the Lujitsu way will sprout up to reclaim its honor and stand

strong against those Komodo creeps.

Now, time for you and Randall to find out what we have to work with.

Hello, fellow teenagers.

I, Randall, was just doing video games and other teen -related stuff when I saw

you here.

We're just practicing some Fujitsu moves.

Hot meal!

Is that the Fujitsu Tiger Claw move?

And what move are you practicing?

My tiger got tired, so I'm resting at a watering hole.

How is that, Sensei?

Your Sensei is a cat poster?

Oh, no! Look at the sign!

It's time for a three -thirty beatdown from the Komodo students.

Strike back! Strike hard! Now, Murphy!

What are you eating?

Here, top this!

Good God! Up in the house! Over Jitsu!

You Komodo students are as ruthless as your sensei. Who dares challenge

my dragons?

Kristoff Van Bradford.

You're the actor who wishes he was as tough and as handsome as Lujitsu.

Ha ha!

Lujitsu is a has -been who never was!

Strike back! Strike hard!

Lujitsu is a scene -stealing hack!

We have all the other Lujitsu dojos in town, and once we force you five to

Komodo will control them all!

Dragons attack!

No! Huh?

We shall fight for control of the dojo. Your school against Lujitsu's. Best

student against best student.

Oh, yes. I get dojo.

Pujitsu karate kneels before Van Bradford.

But you, you cannot be student.

Minimum height requirement.

We honorably accept.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Bring honor and respect to the mat.

I can't crush it!

Strike down! Strike hard! We are leaving now! Goodbye!

We can't fight them, Sensei Cat Poster.

They'll kick our butt.

This is true.

April, it is you.

You must defend the honor of the legit two -way.

Me? As the last line of defense to save the dojo? I would want no one else.

It would be my honor, Sensei. I mean, Splince, I mean...

Average teenager, Randall.

Focus, determination, and treating your opponent with honor.

That is the Lujitsu way.

First, Komu.

Block attacks with the gangly limbs of a llama.

Second, the tiger claw.

Pounce with the cunning quickness of a tiger.

Um... You know, the last line of defense could really use the seven deadly

vipers move.

Huh? What do you say?

Yeah!

Go, Luchitsu Dojo!

Komodo appears nothing.

So you pick her opponent, you tiny hairy teen.

That guy.

Strike back. Strike hard. Pull the snap. You just picked Frank.

Oh, man.

Why'd you pick Frank?

You can do this, April. Remember the Lujitsu way.

Remain focused, determined, and fight with honor.

That's exactly the pet talk I needed.

First to three points wins.

One point Komodo.

Point, Komodo!

You got this, April!

Strike back!

Strike hard! When we win, we'll go for ice cream!

Okay. Okay, April.

Yeah! Yeah!

One point, Lujitsu Dojo! Hot oatmeal!

Hot oatmeal?

New point! Blue Jitsu Jojo!

Raph,

I can't fight him! He's injured!

Strike fast!

Strike hard!

Strike will get X -rays on the way home! If he's not going to quit, then I say

we call it a draw.

You smell defeat, and you grasp at straw.

Komodo never accepts a tie. You know what to do.

What gives, Van Bradford?

This reeks of one of your hack movies where you cheat in the end. No shock

the Lugica school teaches his signature whining.

I'll allow it. Two points apiece. Next point wins.

You know

what to do, April.

I don't know if I'm ready.

There is only one way to find out.

Prepare for Seven Deadly Vipers! Oh,

my gosh!

Topper, the move?

I can't believe we're about to see the Seven Deadly Vipers move!

No! Anything but that! I surrender!

No! No! No! No, no!

Yes! Time over here!

Lugito Jojo wins!

Sensei Cat Poster and its students!

Get to keep their dojo!

Unacceptable!

Whoa,

looks like some kind of venomous yokai pet or something.

Take me, my dragon!

Kristoff is being bitten by his Komodo.

I

don't know who you

think you are, you tiny hairy teen, but you and your champion are about to cross

over to the Komodo side. We should help Pops.

You are no match for my seven deadly five -foot dragon.

Hold on. If we wait a second, we can watch the move.

What? Turn the lights back on. We can't see the move.

Whoops. Good going, Jasper.

Yay.

You won doing the epic move we weren't able to see.

Oh, man, he got away.

But on the upside, we saved your dojo. You did wonderful, April.

But dojo or not, the Lujitsu Way lives on with you five in every single episode

of life.