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Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.

Thank you for marrying me.

She's Psychopath Mary.

Be quiet.

Don't you tell me she's a psychopath.

Stop. You're a liar.

Is this real? Like, they just got married.

I never expected for him to do this, Marisol.

Take your shoes off.

Do you guys have a new building that's going up? 800 units.

My husband started the third largest real estate development company in South

Florida. That's sick.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

You think it was right for Brady to call her and tell her?

You think I want to talk about this when I'm a dead dad?

This is... I'm leaving.

I just want to go home.

I may be a Cuban doll.

but I'm no one's toy.

It's hard to get on my bad side because I don't have one.

I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.

My chicken coop is full and now so is my house.

I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.

I don't just sell luxury, I live it.

You're welcome, Tamara.

Yes, I have a reservation under Alexia.

Oh, I didn't even see you there. Hi. Hi, how are you?

So nice to meet you in person.

Are you enjoying Miami and this beautiful view we have?

Good to finally meet you. We have spoken a bit on social media.

How have you been?

Good, good. We spoke briefly. I'm doing good. I'm doing much better. I'm not

going to lie. I've gone through an emotional rollercoaster.

I was blindsided, yes.

Todd and I decided to ask for an extension to get divorced.

Listening to you has helped me so much.

Glad that I could be of help. Good afternoon. How are we doing today?

Amaro. Hi.

We're going to get the empanadas. Okay. And we're going to get the fresh cash. I

came across Daniel on Instagram.

He's a life coach. I just started liking his pictures. I felt like a lot of the

messages that he was posting resonated with me, what I was going through in my

journey. So obviously you know my sort of history.

With narcissism as well. I was in a relationship with one, I would say more

covert. Narcissism was very subtle.

I was listening to a lot of life coaches and a lot of them were women. But I

guess with Daniel, it was a different perspective because it was coming from a

man. And even though he was so young, he had so much wisdom. So why is it that

even though you know...

There's a red flag there. It's kind of like you don't want to see it, or it's

like, ah, you know what, I can fix it, I can change it. It's just literally us

forgetting our worth.

Right. You do get that gut feeling. You have to listen to your gut.

I agree. Because one flag will turn into ten flags, and by the ten flags, you've

lost who you are.

My head, my thoughts aren't aligned with my heart right now. My head is telling

me, Alexia, be careful.

But my heart is so strong.

that it can kind of like just blank out my head.

And it's just a heart. Like I've just always gone from my heart.

I think you know yourself and you're still so susceptible to it, to being on

receiving end of it. And that's why you need to be so self -aware.

And as you know, I've written three books now and coached over 350 people

victims of narcissistic abuse.

I feel like you're meeting the girls and just having that time with them where

you can share, you know, your knowledge and your experience.

I'm just doing like a Greek theme, like a narcissistic party.

And the venue is so spectacular. I feel like it's perfect. It's the Greek

inspired because it all started with the Greeks and the Romans. It did.

We're going to see like who is the narcissist because the narcissist is not

going to be able to handle that she's a narcissist.

How many girls are there?

There's nine of us? Nine.

Hopefully everyone's receptive to it.

I don't know about that. That's going to be interesting.

I

thought

we dodged hurricane season. It's still a category five?

I did see that it was getting back to that. And this place has a lot of

It's like... Hurricane insurance. You're supposed to have hurricane insurance,

right? Oh, of course. Of course, yeah.

By law, you have to have hurricane insurance.

Right? It's not going to be a problem.

Yeah. Oh.

Okay.

I just don't want any more problems. There's too many... Like, the list...

list is long.

Is the house coming along?

That's a good question.

Lenny is building this home.

that is clearly outlined in our MSA marital settlement agreement.

The deal is he's going to get this out. It's a beautiful view, but it's a

teardown. And then he wants to build a house on that lot.

I'm pretty sure he has to build a house similar to the plans that were... I can

look it up for you.

Could you help me with it? He initially in our MSA tried to say that... What?

Jody knows more than I do. He's like, I feel like people take advantage of me,

right? They were. They do. And then you came into my life and that stopped and

people are mad about it. People are mad that I have somebody that has my back.

And that's up.

That's what it is. Jody has not done a thing to Larsa.

Always polite, always respectful.

Like he is to all women. For her to say these crazy things.

The last night of Milan, Jodi gets so crazy.

She doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us. What?

Larissa has diarrhea of the mouth.

She needs, like, Imodium for her mouth, but she can't control it. It's just

like, what?

You're helping me, and if someone's mad that I'm getting help so I don't get...

Can go f*** himself, basically.

Yeah.

Get in, get in. How are you, Stephanie?

I know it's raining and Perkins can't get wet. Oh, my God.

We'll polish it. We'll polish it. How are you? Good. A hurricane is coming. We

need to be prepared.

How are the sales last night in the lounge? The lounge did better than last

week. We truly broke record.

That's great. My husband started Promo Group in the early 80s.

I think before I was even born.

I think you're doing a phenomenal job and the team is really doing well, too.

Hi. Hi.

Sorry. Hi.

How are you? Thank you so much for coming.

It has built over 12 ,000 homes, condominiums, townhouses, commercial

But Shoma Bazaar is my baby.

I love it.

Hi. Oh, my God. Chanel.

My babe. You're Chanel. How are you, beautiful?

Me? Yes. I used to be casual today. How are you, baby?

I'm going to send you a quick text message if you can put some orders in

As president of Shoma Group, I oversee almost every aspect of Shoma.

Acquiring land, the hospitality division, the marketing, the sales, the

the employees. I really put my heart and soul into this.

I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am. I really wanted to get to

the top, top, tippity top.

And for me, it's worth it. Oh, that looks good.

Thank you so much.

What is all this stuff?

Prosciutto and...

One second. Hold on. It's my mom.

She calls me a million times a day. Hola, ma.

Hola, hija. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Miss you.

Vida mi nueva amiga, Kiki.

Hola, mama. ¿Cómo estás?

She speaks Spanish.

Hola. Hola.

Sí, habla español un poquito.

Yo también.

Chao. Chao. Bye.

Mom and dad call me a hundred times a day. They're my best friends. I took

on my honeymoon.

You're supposed to be hanging off chandeliers? on your honeymoon. You're

supposed to be having sex everywhere.

How are you doing that and then having breakfast with your parents?

Are you close to yours? I'm very close to my mom.

Well, now I'm building the relationship with my dad.

But then now I find out I have a four -year -old little brother.

You still with Donda?

I thought you were with someone new.

So you do have a couple, okay?

So I have a brother.

Yeah. Now I'm trying to build his relationship with my son, who's turning

a couple of days.

They never really been.

Yeah. Because my son was born when I was not talking to my dad. So they don't

have a relationship at all.

Don't focus on all the things that were bad in your relationship with your dad

because Shamar is going to have some kind of like wall built up.

Every day that goes by is one less day that we have on earth. Like you really

need, time is ticking.

And I'm no one to talk because.

I was inseparable with my twin sisters.

I have twin sisters.

Unfortunately, I did what I shouldn't have done because they say don't work

family. They got a job at Shoma and it didn't end well. And now we haven't

spoken in like three, four years.

I have tried multiple times to fix the relationship. I have tried.

Very hard. I'm really giving person like I want to make you happy Gave them a

Range Rover and I gave one of like a Mini Cooper and it's like they were

are you ashamed of what?

I was like, why are we turning it into this? I have called texted emailed sent

gift Taken one of their dog, but I don't know if it's something that can be

fixed

I think one other reason why they just don't get along with me is that the way

that I speak. I have to go into construction sites, and it's very

difficult to go up to like 80 men and tell them like this is what to do. Yeah.

I love that. You have to be bossy. If not, you get walked all around. Well,

survived yesterday, Julia's baby shower.

A lot of the girls gave me a very warm welcome, and it was really nice, and I

just felt like I know already from the start who's going to like me for, you

know, what I have. Like Lisa, for example. I want to be friends with her.

She has an amazing jet, and I want to be friends with people that have jets and

yachts.

I was shocked. I even looked at you, and I was like... It's just very, like,

superficial -ish.

Where do you guys go from here? I don't know.

Issues that I have with Lisa, like, they have been going on from summer.

I just feel like I do know we need to have a conversation and figure things

I think you both need time, you know.

Coconuts here, coconuts there, coconuts everywhere.

Fun fact.

During hurricane season, there's more death caused by a coconut falling on

people's head than there is by lightning striking people.

And I brought home a

lantern or two for the hurricane.

And I brought home a few supplies for you. Prepare for a hurricane.

Need this kind of shit.

Because this doesn't go bad.

Yay!

And for me.

My favorite.

Hi.

Hi.

Yes, I'm at the office.

I'm at my kind of office getting dog food. This hurricane is wild.

Terrible. I wonder what you do with your 500 chickens.

Well, they're all going to be locked up.

Well, you have all of them.

I will. And make sure you save your chickens.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Guys, this is day one of the storm, and the wind is winding, honey. Okay, look

at this. It's already starting.

Wind's picking up. I'm worried about this coconut.

It can project like a bomb.

Look, the weather's not so bad. It's a little windy.

Oh, the yard looks good today.

I thought that there was going to be a hurricane, so I think it looks quite

spectacular considering.

I'm so happy that hurricane just passed right over us.

I knew that was going to happen. I manifested it.

My manifestations have been on point for the last two years. I'm like nailing

myself.

Where are we going?

Oh, the Yacht Club.

Yes.

I'm tired.

Hello. Good morning. Good, thanks. Nice to meet my friend, Gertie.

Uh -huh.

That's my friend.

Hi. I like that we both came, like, in light colors, right? Daytime chic,

darling. How do you feel? I feel amazing.

I felt like we completely missed the whole hurricane.

We got so lucky with them, my friend.

Is there anything I can get you guys started with? No, just have a nice tea

now. I want to stick with water. I'm boring.

So how was New York?

New York? Oh, my God. So wait, I rang the bell, the New York Stock Exchange

bell, with the American Cancer Society.

And who decided what we want?

What salad do you recommend?

Salad? I love the fattous salad.

Okay, I'll have that. Let me join her.

Anything else I can offer you? No, for now. Thank you. You look great.

I feel good.

But I think, you know, like with the group right now, I feel like so

misunderstood and I don't understand.

So I've had a little bit of time to kind of reflect more about what happened at

Marisol's wedding party.

But we had our past, and honestly, I've given you a lot of grace. I really have.

You are not the judge or the jury, so who cares?

I'm not. You get very, like, loud and, like, defensive.

Kind of like a gang up, Curry, and I'm not doing a gang up. But just stop.

I just feel helpless at this point because I don't feel like I'm being

this group. I mean, I texted everybody, the New York Stock Exchange thing.

Everyone's like, we're all Googling about the baby shower, and you guys were

replying to that. My reply was right after, and no one said, congrats,

go get them. When I make a comment, no, it's like everyone's like silent. And

I'm like, why that vibe?

I didn't read it. If you tell me, I can maybe explain.

No, no, I'm just saying generally speaking.

It's not reciprocating. But that's all in your mind. My opinion is my opinion.

Talking like that, you've got to turn people off.

And you yell all the time. And honestly, everyone has their ups and downs.

We can have different rules for different people. But I've never said

for me. This is exactly why people have issues with Gertie. Because she gets...

so defensive that you can't even tell her anything our group there's all like

lot of missing you know pieces and you know a lot of people just assume

different things and you don't give people you know the opportunity to

talk about you know the way they feel i feel like that's what you need to do

with julian be quiet

You have to have that heart -to -heart moment with her. Yeah, people want to

have to take accountability in a sense of, you know, their own actions.

People not taking accountability, that's one of the traits of narcissism. And I

feel like a lot of us in the group, you know, kind of like have a few of those

traits. So in light of that, I thought it would be great to have, like, a Greek

theme party. And I have, like, somebody that's going to be, like, talking to us.

He's been helping me a lot.

And I like to share him with you girls.

I think we can all benefit from it, like, in a good way. You and Julia are

to be able to move forward. She's going to listen to you, and I feel like you

should listen to her, too.

You're not always going to like what she has to say. She's not going to like

what you have to say.

But, you know, like you say, there has to be respect, and you have to give each

other that opportunity.

It's a give and take.

It's a give and take.

Thank you so much.

Are you guys excited to golf?

I don't know about golfing. What do you mean you don't know about golfing? I'm

excited to win, though. Don't worry.

You know I'm going to win.

Thank you so much. Of course.

Enjoy your set. Okay. I guess you two, nobody wants to sit next to me. It's

okay. I want to sit next to him.

Okay, so my friend, Larza, is coming.

I don't think you've met Larza before, but she knows of you.

Hi, guys. Welcome to Puttery.

Hey, how are you? How are we doing today?

I'm good.

You're so pretty. Thank you. Isn't she pretty?

Can I get you started with three waters?

I'll take a glass of champagne, please. Okay. Thank you. You went from water to

champagne? Why not?

She deserves a glass of champagne.

Well, you can't drink yet. You're turning 19.

Welcome home.

I'm so excited to be here. My son, Shamar, he's the first of the family to

college. I mean, it's just, I'm so proud.

I'm so proud.

So I joined, like, six clubs.

As soon as I joined, I got hazed.

First up, I'm joking. Shomar, what is this word? Hazing is when you join a

college organization and they bully you.

Wait, you're getting bullied?

I'm joking.

Shomar, don't play with me like that.

I was always like, oh, I cannot wait for him to start college.

But for me, he's always going to be my baby. And, you know, you get these

worries like, is he going to be able to cook by himself?

Is he going to be able to clean his clothes? Like, I offer him to send him a

maid once a month.

He's like, no, ma, I'm good.

Hi, Lars.

Hey, guys. Hey.

How are you? You look beautiful.

Oh, my God. I love that.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

How are you?

Nice to meet you. You've gotten so big.

So tall.

And this is Neri, Shomar's best friend.

This is a cool table. We were catching up. He's back home.

Shamar, what are you studying in school?

Psychology. I'm going to branch out into something else, probably like

sociology, too. Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

Why'd you have to do that? No,

I don't.

I wanted to do something different with them, so let's go and play golf.

You guys ready?

It's four of us. Come on, Larsa.

Oh, my God. Now I'm behind just like y 'all. Jesus.

Yes.

Fun having boys, huh?

Teenage is a fun age, very challenging.

Tomorrow's his birthday. I'm really trying to see if my dad's. But you told

to, like, let my dad know.

But don't say I'm reminding you. Just say it in, like, conversation. Like, oh,

yeah, and I got this cake for Shamar. We're going to celebrate his birthday.

And that way he, like, remembers, you know?

My dad is not like a typical grandpa who will call and make the effort to be in

the kid's life.

Shamar, Nery, we're going to go get a drink. Oh, I'll see you guys over there.

Just keep playing, have fun. It's like a cultural thing.

It's not something most Haitian parents do.

They think, oh.

You have to call me because I'm the older one. I'm your dad. I created you.

put you here.

My main thing right now is to get him in a good place with Shamar. Call him.

I think we should just call him.

Papa.

Hey.

Say hi.

Hi.

Hi. We're just sitting here talking about you.

She thinks she's super happy that you're here.

I was telling Larza about you and Shamar. Don't forget to call him

because it's really important for him, Papa.

Are you good?

I will call you tomorrow.

Okay, merci. Love you. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

He's so nice.

Thank you.

I haven't been here for... For a minute.

Hello, hello.

Hello. How are you?

How are you doing?

Thank you. How are the calls coming?

We are really busy and we have a lot of traffic today.

When's the next meeting?

Oh, in 30 minutes.

We will walk through in 30 minutes? Yeah. So many people would think that

because my husband is older, he's the one that's older at heart.

And it is so not true.

I'm the old soul in the relationship.

Hi, how are you? How are you? Good to see you. Good to see you. Hi, Mr.

How are you, sir?

Larsa met my husband. We went to dinner, and after dinner, she texted me, and

she said, Oh, my God, you're the old lady in your relationship. Your husband

so fun, and you are not letting him live his life.

Anything in particular happened during the hurricane?

There were two puppies that were brought over to the property and abandoned.

So Mr. Massoud helped us.

So we quickly reacted and took them immediately to the vet.

On the point of somebody that can adopt them and take them with them. What unit

are they in? So right now we put them in 223. And it has no furniture? It has no

furniture, nothing.

Masoud has a very big heart for animals.

I want to do a quick walkthrough of the unit. I think Kathy's coming with me,

because Vanessa has a walkthrough that's coming in 30 minutes. Every time we go

to St. Bart's, there's turtles, and Masoud goes to the grocery store and

them muffins and leaves muffins all around the streets of St. Bart's. We

want to see one unit.

No, not more than one unit.

Masoud, we're going to go see all the units. I just want to see one unit.

Nobody wants to see them all. There's nothing to check, really.

You only have to check this one. Okay, there's only one. Yeah.

I check the other one for you. Okay. I know you like to check them anyway,

but... No, I'm still going to check them.

You guys are both being very fishy.

No, we have appointment, we have lunch, we have everything.

Masoud, you know how quick I am?

I need my five minutes in peace.

I love it.

Don't take me to the other one.

Okay, I won't. Do not take me to the other one.

Immaculate. Masoud and I are 100 % a power couple. People are like, oh, how

you balance your love and love relationship and your work? There's no

We try not to bring the work to the personal, but it does come. I want to

you the final brochures for Shoma Bay.

You got the brochure?

And I need a glass of wine because I'm exhausted.

Start looking at them.

How come there are two different colors?

Because one's for the amenities. Oh, the spa.

Ooh.

However, we never bring the personal to the work.

Ever. Once you see one model, you see everything. So there's no need.

Masoud. Let's move on. Masoud, I'm going to go see the other models.

Masoud? Lord.

I swear.

I swear.

Let's go to the other units.

I swear. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I so knew it. I know you like the

of my hand. What happened here? No.

What are they doing here?

On the bed. Oh, my God.

On the bed. Oh, my God. They were not. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I told.

Who told you to bring him here?

First of all, I told them to put it in the unit that doesn't have any

Oh, my God. There's shit on the bed. They pissed all over the... Hi.

You named them and everything?

Yes, I did. What do you care?

Oh, my God. This guy's insane. This is a crime scene.

There is shit on the bed.

My beautiful waddle unit, it smells like flowers.

It smells like shit. Bye. Bye, Helen.

Bye, Milton.

Enjoy your free apartment. You're the only one that doesn't have to pay

deposit.

I'm going to go ahead and head out to my next meeting.

Okay. I do need this back so that I can pay for it. Go ahead and pay.

Approved. Bye. Thank you so much. Have a nice weekend. Thank you. Thank you so

much. You know, Milton the dog did more damage than Milton the hurricane.

There was like one positive thing that came out of it.

My sisters, which haven't touched base with us. Oh, really?

And I'd say like two years.

They called my parents and they were so concerned. They kept on texting like,

are you guys going to be okay? We're thinking of you. We love you. We miss

They're texting me like, I hope you. That's really interesting.

They texted me the next day. They said, is everything okay?

And I said, yes, everything's good. I miss you guys. Like what's going on?

me where, like, where are you living? Where are you working? And then.

Dead silent.

I love them anyway.

I know you love them, and they love you too much. It's unfortunate.

Hello, darling.

How are you? Do I make the dress code?

Do you approve? Beyond that.

Just with this lovely bag. Thank you.

I'm a guard, right?

I'm meeting someone.

I believe they're here. I don't know. It's under Julia.

Nice.

Thank you. Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for the invitation. I got your text message that you had sent me the

day after.

I meant it. Gertie, I just want to apologize for throwing water. I'm coming

you with an open heart. I want to clear the air and resolve any conflict between

us as soon as possible.

Like I said, it was written with an open heart. Thank you.

Maybe I need one, too. How are you? Doing well. What's your name?

Alexander. Alexander. Nice to meet you. Like my brother. Just want something

that's citrusy, maybe lime, basil.

So I have our geishi smash. Whatever it is, not sweet. I'm your girl. Thank you.

I don't know how we got to what happened that night, but somehow we did.

And my emotions got the worst out of me.

It's not me, that person.

But I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you.

You know, I have no excuse for it.

And I hope you can accept my apology.

That's not who we are.

I'm literally completely blindsided and feel backstabbed.

All right, lady.

I'd like to see, would you like to go ahead and start beginning our order for

food? I have a really great, like, leafy green salad that we could do, and maybe

we could do, like, a sushi roll, something like that.

So I'll do it. Yeah, absolutely.

Goodie, I shared with you something very private about my facelift, and you

shared it with everyone I know. Just the same way that you got a facelift while

Martina was in New York getting chemo.

A person I trusted with something very personal when I shared this information

with you.

But you threw it back at me and betrayed my trust.

So what kind of friend are you?

I felt betrayed as well. So you have to understand that my reply was matching

what I was getting from you.

Are you even slightly remorseful of what you said about me insinuating that I

was a bad wife to Martina?

I did not say that. You left Martina. I did not.

I said you left her and went on a cruise. That's you. You said you left me

went to Paris to make a facelift while Martina was doing this. Yeah, you hurt

and I hurt you back. That's what happened. I'm sorry for those words that

used and for literally just being unhinged. Because I never want to ever

this same predicament again. I appreciate you also acknowledging that.

the night that I never wished to happen.

And I tried my best to say, please, not today. Stop it. And it wouldn't. And it

was a nightmare. And I hope we learn from it.

Listen, I don't want to say. Do you understand how that made me feel when

said out loud in front of everyone and embarrassed me and humiliated me in the

sense of like, no, we were never good friends. And I'm like, what?

We're not friends, Gurney. I never said we are.

I said we're.

Okay, learn the past tense. We're acquaintances, not friends.

And so for me... Emotions got over me, and I'm sorry for that. No, no, thank

you. I appreciate it. I mean it. But this is when I said, no, we're not going

do this. And I did something bad, but it was my point to prove... Do you like me

dirty? Wait, I need to get this out. Because I have anger too now. I'm like,

know, and obviously I wouldn't be sitting here if I didn't, okay?

And exactly for me. In my mind, the trigger was... OK, we're not that

but I know this about you. And it came out.

I'm looking at someone I knew and that was my good friend. And I'm like, hello,

it's me. It's me.

And then I'm like, OK, I guess I guess it's all all nights are out. And I'm

cutting back at this point. I'm fighting back. And I'm so sorry. Whatever you

think in your head about what we were, we were good friends. We were. We were.

And if that was your way to hurt me and to say, no, we weren't.

Absolutely not.

But you know what? Sometimes they say in love, in the relationship, sometimes

without knowing, we hurt the most people we love. Because we care.

Today we talk.

It's between us. And you know what? If somebody in our group will ask me, how

did it go?

It's between you and I. What's done is done. You cannot undo the path. You can

only move forward.

and see what happens.

From my part at least, I would like us to move forward with just an open

feeling, you know?

At this point in time, the hurt is so deep that I know that one sit down with

her is not going to put me at ease to be trusting of her again. I need like

mouth steps. I want to go like one little toe at a time, okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, baby steps for sure.

Gracias, muy amable.

Hi. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. How are you?

Good. You look beautiful.

Thank you. You look very handsome yourself. Thank you very much. This

looks magical.

I thought it was the perfect venue to host something like this.

All right, I'm going to show you. Okay. Let's come through. In the past, their

girls have hired shamans and spiritual leaders, anybody that can help us

because, you know, we need a lot of help. Close your eyes to connect your

spirits. to connect with ancestors and loved ones who have crossed over. We

be doing a rage release.

I feel like the girls will take Daniel more serious.

And as you know, I've written three books now and coached over 350 people,

people with narcissistic personality traits.

He has more credibility than maybe, like, a shaman.

Oh, my God.

This is beautiful.

How amazing is this? Oh, my gosh. And look at these ones.

These are the mirrors that we're talking about. I think it's going to be great

for everyone to walk through and have a look and self -reflect.

That's a good one.

You cannot fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed.

But you can ruin your life trying to do it. That is true.

All the girls think that this party is...

About Todd. Today is going to be about self -reflection more than anything.

And I feel like a lot of us have a hard time doing that.

And it's really not about Todd. It's about all of us.

I know the girls are going to see the mirrors and they're just going to want

look at themselves.

Yep.

Oh, I forgot my sunnies.

Maybe I need a little more of this.

Oh, I see the Tito's.

Alexia knows how to take care of me.

No, the lighting is here, baby girl. How many selfies do you take a day? I want

to see your phone.

Finally. Hey.

I'm sitting here by myself. Everyone's so rude and late. You look beautiful.

Hey, Gorge. Hi.

Thank you. For me, many cops and big feet.

Hello. Hi, Kix. You look gorgeous.

Thank you. You look so classy.

Well, we're classy. Are we? What's going on with your dad?

My dad, I was with him yesterday, so I spent the whole day with him. He's good.

Thank you so much for helping us, Lars. My dad did call that day.

I was going to ask him what happened. Yeah, he did. He did.

It was super nice.

That's cute.

Yeah. This is a good start, and hopefully he can manage to keep it up.

But who knows?

We'll see. Only time will tell.

Pens out, tips out. Let's go.

We're ready.

We're ready.

Let's go.

Golden goddess.

Is everybody there? Yeah, everyone's here.

Okay, I'm 10 minutes away.

We're going to go through here, and this is where we're going to take the next

part. And you look at the part.

I'm always going to be in the spotlight because I was born a star.

I feel like I am back in time.

Why is it that Lisa is always last?

Guys, I'm going to call Lisa.

Oh, God. It was the ETA, like the real one.

Whatever she says, I'm not going to answer. Because she knows she's late.

She's not going to answer. I know.

You know the game. Can we leave Lisa?

So rude. It's really rude.

Sorry. I love Lisa, but it's rude.

You want me to list all the times since 2011 that I've known Lisa, how many

times she's been late?

Yay! There's no welcome parade. We're all annoyed. Sit down.

You guys, we're going to wait for Lisa longer than the flight.

Hello?

and Lisa shows up even four minutes late, she's going to see the plane take

without her.

This is where we're going to do the exercises.

I love it. Tell me about the exercises.

Are they kind of like games exercises?

Mental exercises. Yeah, self -reflection. I'm going to speak to the

little bit about what it is to have narcissistic traits.

Are you ready for that?

I think so. Are you ready for these girls? I think so. The girls should be

arriving shortly.

What do you think these little flowers are? Because they're not baby breath.

They're in the baby breath family, but they're not baby breath. Look at the

of my hair, Julia.

I have to go to the bathroom before we get going.

Go ahead, go first.

I don't want to wait here anymore.

No one ever tell her she's late.

No one ever make a visit out of it. I will.

The left is waiting for us. We're in here.

Oh, but we've been doing this since 2011.

I know, but I don't want to be a part of that's her, that's her. I know, I know,

I know, I know.

Sorry.

One, well,

two, I don't like to talk about penises, and I don't like people that are late.

You are in the wrong van, in the wrong group.

These girls talk about, especially me, sex, penises, and balls.

If the guy has a big nose, big foot, big hands, you know that's going to be big.

It's awfully skinny.

I was going to say it's long and skinny.

That's not my style. Are you circumcised?

Take,

take it, take it.

Penis, penis, penis.

I'm mad, like, I'm over it. This is stupid.

Hello.

Hi, goddesses.

You guys look like gorgeous goddesses. How's everybody doing today?

Waiting for you, goddess.

Lisa, do you think your time's more important than all of ours?

Or do you think that you're, like, more valuable?

Are we supposed to, like, celebrate your entrance?

No. Do you think of how rude it is to make everybody wait? I don't even know

that well for you to be speaking to me like that. Yeah, no, but I know enough

about you that you just made us wait two hours waiting on you. Like, it's like a

grand Lisa entrance. It's very rude. Okay, you're being very rude right now?

you want me to say thank you for showing up? I would like to have a popcorn and

sit in a comfortable leather chair because...

A movie is about to play.

Oh, my God.

Don't talk to me like that again. That is rude. Don't be late two hours and

us wait. No, don't talk to me like that. Don't be late two hours. Excuse me. I

don't even know you, and you're talking to me like that. I don't know you, but

I've heard you don't want to have a lot of friends. Because a lot of them are

like you, disrespectful, and they're two hours late. That's why I don't have a

lot of friends, because a lot of them tend to be like you.

Someone decided to call Lisa out.

Do not ever put your hand in front of my face or tell me what I need to discuss

with my friends. I wasn't putting my hand in your face. Yes, you did. You

I went like this and my hand doesn't even go. I'm super short. Like, my hands

aren't even that long.

Like, look at this. It's like right over here. It's not funny either. I'm not

trying to be funny, guys.

Your friends all think you're rude, Lisa.

I think you're fucking rude.

Stephanie said what we all wanted to say for, how long have we known her? 13

years now?

Monkey's always late. Someone had to just be like, girl!

ever talk to me like that again.

This is bullshit.

I don't even know this girl. Like, she's new to the group and don't talk to me

like that. You don't need to be their mouthpiece. These are my friends. Lisa,

we've been here since 12 o 'clock. We are not talking also right now.

We are not talking right now. We are not talking right now. How do you start off

with somebody like this? Stop.

Lisa, how do you start off being two hours late with somebody you don't know?

How long would Lisa last to show my acting like this?

Lisa probably would not even make it past her interview because she would be

late to her interview and I wouldn't even see her. Nobody would see her. I'm

livid. Perhaps it came off really rude, but it's because it's my very, very,

very number one only pet peeve. And I felt it was very disrespectful.

Don't lecture me.

I'm not going to lecture you. I'm apologizing, but I'm explaining why I

this way. But it's a backhanded apology. It's not a real apology.

Do you want an apology or do you not want an apology? You either take what I

give you or you don't take it.

Who the hell is this girl, like, barking at me? Who is she? I don't know. You

can't talk to me like that.

You're being rude. I cannot.

Sit down, boss baby.

Guys, Alexa is waiting for us.

Let's just park for us.

Next time on The Real

Housewives of Miami.

Goddesses have arrived.

That's beautiful.

Oh, I'm just swinging away.

Lisa being Lisa, it's all about me.

My sisters are very sensitive.

One day, we will all be a complete family.

An overwhelming score for the trade of playing the victim with Lisa.

Again, I am leaving this bullshit party.