All language subtitles for summerland_s01e12_yummy_mummy

Imagine what your friends back in Kansas
would say about you trying out for the

high school surfing team. They'd think I
was a freak.

Six months ago, I would have thought I
was a freak.

You know how they are in the Midwest.

Basketball is life. And life is
basketball, at least according to my

You know what?

If I make the team, it'll be a good way
in. It'll be great.

Hi, Linda's big on tricks.

They'll probably see if you can hit the
lip, throw the tail, pull off some

floaters. Just show them what I taught
you.

You'll be fine.

You didn't tell Jay about any of this,
did you?

I think these high school surf teams are
a big waste of time for anyone

considering going pro.

You're considering going pro?

You never know.

Hey, you're my punk, not Jay's.

So, if you make a surfing team, then
it'll probably be easier for me when I

into high school, right?

Derek, you come within 200 feet of
tryouts, and I promise you'll die.

Yeah,

you're funny.

What'd I say?

Go.

200 feet isn't as far as it seems.

You suck.

Thank you.

Let's go find another game.

Okay, you ready?

Uh, level one. Oh, hey.

Cameron.

You're someone I can be. You want to
play?

Cameron really sucks.

Thanks, Amber. That really makes me want
to play you.

Come on.

Hey, Cameron. I got something to change.

Cool.

Oh, Jordan.

This is Nikki and Amber.

And this is Jordan.

Pump it up. Oh, I love pump it up.

Hey, kids, you guys are up.

We're coming.

Bye.

Okay, where the heck was that?

Don't forget to call Phillip at Vogue
and make sure they got the samples. I

know. You don't want to lose the
momentum of the show.

Oh, resume.

Oh, right. I'll prescreen it in the
order that you'll be meeting with them

today.

Great.

have it heard from simon no god forbid
you should call him i know i don't know

why i don't every time i go to reach for
the phone my palms get all sweaty you

seriously don't want me to state the
obvious do you thought i've known simon

two weeks what's obvious you don't think
this has anything to do with johnny

johnny that's ridiculous absolutely no
okay you two are on the verge of a

johnny appears to have moved on several
times in fact appears being the

operative word.

This is about Simon.

This is about the fact that I should
have never gone away with him for the

weekend. It was too soon.

Well, focus on the interviews.

It'll take your mind off things.

And I'll talk to you when I get back.

Okay.

Everything

okay?

Oh, fine.

Everything's fine.

When I see you smile, I know
everything's okay.

When I hear you laugh, it's always a
Friday day.

I'm gonna do my best to get the rest. As
long as you're with me, we'll be

alright.

It's a beautiful day.

It's a beautiful day.

It's a beautiful day.

Such a beautiful day.

The reason we're number two in the
state.

And it's them.

All right, we've got nine guys out
there. At least one spot.

These are the scorecards we'll be using.

So, I guess we'll see you guys back on
Thursday.

Bottom turn, backside re -entry. Barrow,
cut back.

I heard Andrews was huge on tricks, but
damn.

Only way they came in second in
regionals.

You can't beat Ethan Longboard, but
tricks score high.

Lucas, Braden, you new around here?

Kind of.

Cool.

I just moved here at the beginning of
the summer.

Wait, are you a parade in Westerly?

Yeah.

How'd you know?

She's gonna ride for us now.

We could use somebody to push Andrews
into longboarding.

This guy dominated East Playa Linda.

Isn't that right, Lucas? Yeah.

Well, let's show them what you guys got.

I put the Marquesa Theater on the map.

Got Judy Reynolds to cast their last
production, Roger Dean to direct.

That's impressive.

Business is business, Miss Greggly.
Marketing is marketing. Sales is sales.

You need someone to be on your vendors,
to sell your line, and to keep you out

of the red. But you don't have any
experience in fashion.

I mean, I thought that would have been a
priority of the person who screened

you. I saw your line at SoCal, and
frankly, it did not take a degree from

Parsons to see what your issue is.

If you don't mind my saying.

No, go ahead.

Your issue with focus, or lack thereof,
identity, Miss Gregory, that's your

dilemma. Yes, well, in any... Oh, excuse
me.

Hello.

Um, no, no, we still are on for today.

Thank you very much for confirming. I'll
see you later.

You meeting other people?

That's good.

You'll see what else is out there.

Thank you so much for stopping by.

All right, so who's this guy? Huh?

The one that's got you jumping for the
phone.

What? Oh, no, no guy.

Is that him?

It's hot.

He's not... hot.

Yeah, how long has it been since he
called? That's none of your... Honey,

don't look like someone who doesn't get
a call back.

Yeah, it's kind of new.

Why don't you call him, huh?

Because I don't do that.

Okay, you know what? I can just see
myself after this.

So, Lucas, are you excited about
starting school?

New kid on the block.

I wouldn't say excited.

You ready?

Yeah, excited's not the word I'd use
either.

Long time since I've been here.

You're late.

Inventory. Oh, God.

Is Jay pissed off?

Slightly, but don't worry. He's not
here.

Hey, Lucas.

You guys know each other?

Yeah. I just came to pick up some wax.

Thought that was you, bro.

You're in enemy territory.

Tanner. We're closed.

It's nice to see you're still here.

Thought you'd be long gone by now.

Impressive. On Robertson's part.

What are you doing here, dude?

Dude, calm down.

I met up with Braden at tryouts.

You're Tanner's brother?

You're trying out for the team?

Why is that funny? Hey, Braden.

Here. It's on the house.

Now, like I said before, we're closed.

Yeah, we get that.

Come on, dude.

I can't believe Lucas is Tanner's
brother.

That's how he knew who I was. And he
obviously knows about Founders Day.

What happened Founders Day?

Great way to seraph the year.

He totally lied to me. He didn't lie.

Okay, Cameron and I have been hanging
out 24 -7.

Yeah, but as what?

As... How do you know?

When was the last time you guys...
kissed?

just before the jellyfish incident.

Still, you've been hanging out, and if
he's going out with someone new, he

should have told you.

Yes, but we don't know that they're
going out.

And I have a history of jumping to
conclusions when I see two people

who weren't supposed to be.

And I've learned my lesson.

And if Cameron and I aren't just
friends, then it shouldn't matter,

Ladies? Maybe we should get a guy's
opinion.

Yeah. On what?

And if what appears to be a date is in
fact a date, a real date, or just a

friend date.

We ran into Cameron on a date with
another woman.

Girl. And she was the one getting the
change.

Not him. Cam always got the change when
we went to the fun spot.

Everyone knows Scott Mayer lets girls
cut.

Change guy.

I'm trying not to overreact here.

I just never realized that we were
really over.

Took him five months to get over me.

Nick, soon or not, real date or friend
date, if you want Cameron in your life,

you're going to have to be okay with
whatever's going on.

Kind of like you're okay with Aunt Ava
and Dr. O 'Keefe?

So you're saying that it wouldn't
interest you to know that Dr. O 'Keefe

called since San Diego?

Not at all.

Night, ladies.

How was your first day at work?

Anastasia had me do spreadsheets of the
top five online booksellers.

Well, it looked like you had fun here.

What exactly happened in San Diego?

Nothing. Right. Except a lot of
marching.

Now, remember that whole separate tent
thing?

Man, I don't know what happened to me. I
used to be good at this.

But with the kids and everything, I just
didn't want to jump into anything too

quickly.

Bonjour, Madame Dubois.

No, it's some trouble.

Hey. It's really late. Where are you
going?

Just, um, getting some fresh air.

Heather. Who's Heather?

The biggest toe in our class.

You think Cameron's going out with her
too?

They did have pre -algebra together last
year.

Do you want real answers?

Yeah.

Has Cameron moved on?

Without a doubt.

Was Cameron a big waste of time?

All signs point to yes.

Is Nicky ready to forget about Cameron
and move on as I have done so

brilliantly?

Even though I technically dumped him.

What does it say?

Don't count on it.

I'm going to call him.

Hello?

Hi, um, is Cameron there?

His mom asked if I was Jordan.

What?

Hello?

Did you just call? Because we have
caller ID.

Oh, well, yeah, and then Johnny needs to
use the phone, so... Well, um, is there

something you wanted?

Ask him.

Who is that?

Nobody.

Amber. She's staying here while her
mom's out of town.

But, um, anyway...

We were going to go to the beach later,
so we were wondering if you wanted to

come.

Yeah, that'd be great. Talk to you
later. Bye.

Lucas yesterday.

And what are you doing?

I have a lesson.

Brayden, if you want this, you have to
stay focused.

Forget about Lucas and Tanner.

Come on.

So, is anyone going to tell me what
happened Founder's Day?

Brayden tried to kick Tanner's butt when
he went out with Erica.

But then Jay came in and really kicked
his butt. That's not what happened.

Not exactly, anyway.

Brayden just... Didn't know what he was
getting into.

Got in over his head.

If that kid thinks he's getting into
Michigan with those grades... Oh, Miss

Gregory. Can I call you back?

How are you? Good. I was in the
neighborhood and I thought... I'll let

you're here.

Oh, no. I don't want to bother him.

I thought that was you.

Hey.

Hey. I wanted to give you these.

Oh, you do look good with a musket.

Are you headed somewhere?

She's staring.

Oh, don't worry about her. She, uh, got
enough dirt on her to drive the PTA

wild, never mind the school board. What
kind of dirt? Well, let's just say she

was extremely close with my predecessor,
Dr. Lowry.

Close, close?

Yeah. As in all over this office? Close.

It's like an image of which no
disinfectant could possibly erase.

Kind of hard to get any work done with
ghosts of partners past lingering.

No luck in replacing Susanna, huh? A
difficult task, I'm finding.

So how are things with you?

Good.

Busy. Busy's good.

Yeah.

Listen. You didn't call.

Neither did you.

Why do you think... I should be the one
to call.

Mr.

Hopper's back.

God, yeah.

Ever since Hopper's been tenured, he's
trying to replace Morton. You know,

standard age -old time -tested textbooks
for the new dummy series.

Yeah, I kind of got to squash this.

Oh, yeah, no. Hey, no problem.

Do you like Gaelic music?

What? You know, like Yulian Pipes and
sad ballads about dead lovers.

Irish music?

Oh, sure.

Well, you know, a couple of friends of
mine from school, they're playing in a

band down at the Beach Girl tonight.

Are you asking me out?

Yes.

Again.

Okay.

Great, so you'll call me about the
thing. We'll set up that thing.

You okay there?

Yeah. That's what happens when you got a
couple chicks coaching you.

Don't get me wrong, I'm envious.

Oh, hi.

Thanks, she loves you.

Brady.

Watch her.

Yeah, see what she'll never be.

Whatever, Tanner.

I will never forget the look on Tanner's
face.

You snagged him?

Not cool, Brayden.

Especially with Tanner and his crew.

And you know that's not the way to make
friends out there. And it's not like

Lucas did anything to you.

He was only trying to help.

Okay, you know what?

I've already heard your opinion on this
subject.

Callie.

sensing a weaponry theme here.

You're over the line.

Ladies' teeth.

Well, if we were playing golf.

It's fascinating.

What? That I could actually hit it? No,
anyone could hit it from where you're

standing. It's fascinating that I let
you.

Okay.

Muskets, darts.

What's next?

Well, I thought maybe we should shoot
some bow and arrow.

Some skeet shooting? Uh -oh.

How sad is it for us boys that Doogie
here is our one and only groupie?

That's good.

Doogie?

Yes, it's a pitifully arcane television
reference to my age.

Simon here was our professor at
Berkeley, which we all got a kick out

considering he's only two years older
than the rest of us.

Hence Doogie.

Oh, okay.

Guys, this is Ava.

Nice to meet you. You too. Hi, how are
you? So, you want to shoot some darts?

No, no thanks. We've got to get ready
for the next set. Okay.

All right, good meeting you. I see
you've got your plan dark. Nice to meet

He must really like you.

Okay, that's enough of that.

It's nice to meet you, Ava.

You too.

All right.

Well, you seem like a nice group of
guys. Oh, God, they're so talented, too.

You know, they could be playing rock and
make a fortune, but this is the music

they love, and this is what they do.

You've got to respect that kind of
focus.

Yeah.

So, how about it? Double or nothing?

Doobie? I'll spot you.

All right.

Come on. This isn't the place I thought
it was.

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Explain to me again why you're wearing
that disgusting shirt.

Well, Cameron and I met at camp, and...
And if he sees this, remembers how we

met, how we... Well, it's not like we
fell in love or anything.

So, you're back to dark, though.

No. You know the mascot.

Yeah, it's this place. It's named after
him. Let's call herself.

You have herself?

Took it off of Cameron's phone.

I'll say that I'm Ashley.

There are only five Ashes in our class.

No,

no, no. You can't do this.

Then let's go say hi.

Okay. Hey, guys.

Hey.

Aw, that's so cute. Just like in Lady
and the Tramp.

Just not.

So, what are you guys up to?

You know, just, uh, just this.

Enjoy.

Oh, hi.

What the hell is wrong with you?

It's okay.

You got it? Yeah.

Hey,

are you all right?

I'm really sorry.

You want me to help you with that?

Look, maybe we should just go.

Maybe they should.

Cam, please.

Come on, let's go.

Ava? I'm in the garage.

She's in the garage.

You would be a definite perk.

All right, so I was going to write you a
note to thank you for meeting with me,

but I figured that this would be more
effective.

I got your message, Mr. Freed.

I'd love to.

I haven't made a decision yet.

Oh, shock.

All right, if you were stranded in
Kenya, no food, a lion, 50 feet away,

sprinting towards you, what do you do?

I'm not planning a trip to Kenya anytime
soon.

Metaphor, Miss Gregory, the lion is
life. What do you do?

I would probably run.

You see, most people would have the same
response, which is why most people are

stuck in the rut they're stuck in.

It would be insane to... What?

Face your greatest fear head on.

Maybe.

Would it interest you at all to know
that according to the greatest medical

experts of our day, I should be dead by
now?

Oh. I'll spare you the hideous details.

Suffice it to say, nothing can ruin your
day more than having a priest next to

your bed giving you last rites.

But I faced that damn lion in the eye,
Miss Gregory.

I didn't give up.

I didn't run. I held my ground.

And here I am.

I'll tell you, once you face death,
everything else is pretty much a

What? You are a very unusual person.

I make an art form out of being in a
quiet taste.

When can you start?

Today, if you like.

Monday is fine. Monday it is.

Okay, so, how'd it go with Musket Guy?

Fine. No. No, if it was fine, you
wouldn't be in here doing laundry.

I have three kids. I'm always doing
laundry.

Okay, you know what you need?

You need to show him who's boss.

Excuse me? Please. I mean, look, the
whole yummy -mummy -ness of it has to

him freaked out.

Okay, you are a hot young woman with
three kids, and whether you like it or

that makes you fragile.

What, like a boss?

Baccarat, baby.

Nobody wants to hurt a yummy.

All right, so he's taking it slow.

You know this?

I know the type.

All too well, thank you very much.

You want this guy? You've got to be
aggressive.

You know, you've got to get out there
and you're La Perla and Manolas and just

call him.

Ask him to dinner tonight.

Oh, come on. Do the unexpected.

Face the lion.

Hey,

we were just going to meet you guys.

He fell doing a 360.

You were doing a 360?

Because Lucas was doing a 180.

Big difference, Brayden.

Came close.

Look at you.

It's not that bad. Okay, I'll ice it up
in the morning.

The second you make it personal, you get
distracted.

You get distracted, you get hurt. You
get hurt, you're done.

You lose.

And it's over.

Thanks for dinner.

Well, thanks for this.

We knew we'd find a bow and arrow so
quickly. We knew they had computerized

archery at the pier.

I'm glad you called.

Well, I'm just trying to move things
along.

I mean, if that's okay with you. No,
that's great with me.

Look, this whole thing is new for me,
too.

I had such a great time with you the
other weekend.

Then why didn't you call?

Why?

I thought about calling. I did. I picked
up the phone.

I even dialed it a couple times.

Do you want this?

Most definitely.

Okay.

Give me your keys, your wallet, any
means of escape.

Excuse me?

No question.

Turn around.

All right.

Hold on.

You're wrong.

Follow me.

All right, what?

You still pissed?

Just because I saw you wipe out and help
you doesn't mean I can't still be

pissed.

Erica told me what happened with Tanner.

Look, it happened months ago, okay? It's
not a big deal.

Then why are you making it one?

It's not just about surfing, Brayden.

And yeah, you keep doing what you're
doing out there, you're gonna get hurt.

It's not just about physical injury.

I know you.

I know where you come from.

You're about to start at a new school
with new people.

Cutting them off, showing them up.

That's not how you make friends. What
are you, my mother?

I'm trying to be your friend, Brayden.

Because you made it pretty clear you
don't want any more. And yet, you keep

calling.

So, if you don't want me to be any more
than that, then what do you want?

Let me know when you figure it out.

You know?

Yeah. And now those keys that you're
struggling with, are they yours or mine?

Oh, well, I can't tell you that because
that would ruin the surprise.

Hey, I'm not going to wake up in a
football field.

The homecoming game would might close up
a flagpole, am I? Huh? That's a

recurring nightmare.

Oh.

Okay. Turn around.

There. Yeah. Okay.

That's good. Yeah?

Yeah.

You're F -15.

I thought we could come here and erase
the old memories. I'm sorry.

The world is not a safe place as it used
to be.

See, people break and enter.

Please.

Silent alarm.

Oh, no.

Heads in the air.

It's easy.

Derek doesn't understand that if you
don't rewind it after all done, it's not

going to work the next time.

So, latest installment of The Young and
the Restless?

Oh, it's ugly.

If Cameron likes Jordan, then I guess he
doesn't like me anymore.

Not necessarily.

Yeah, but he chose her.

And I still want him in my life.

Whatever way he'll have it.

So you're thinking you want to be just
friends with him?

But do you think that men and women can
really just be friends?

Like, you and Anne either. You're just
friends, and there's obviously more

on there.

No offense.

But do you think that you can have those
feelings for someone and then just

forget about them?

Uh, I don't know, Nick.

But I'll tell you something.

It's worth a shot.

It's better than having nothing.

I know how to get it.

You just hang with me. Why? Just hang
with me. Come here.

Okay.

Whoa! Yeah, right side up would be nice,
Johnny. All right, watch.

Slowly. Huh?

Feeling that? Look at that!

Nice! Huh?

Woo!

Huh?

So, clean up at school, at the beach.

Sponsor any freeways?

Not that there's anything wrong with
trying to make the world a better place,

but... Volleyball practice.

You're not the only one getting ready
for school to start.

Are you captain or something?

Co.

Well, can I give you a hand?

I got it.

Listen, Callie.

I know what I want.

I want you.

And I mean more than just a friend.

You've been there for me over and over,
even when I didn't deserve it.

I've done things that I never thought
I'd do.

Again, anyways.

Building fan castles.

Running around talking about comic books
that I hadn't read since I was 12.

I could never figure out why.

But then I realized that that's what you
do.

All these things I never thought you
would when you want to be with somebody.

What are you saying?

I want to be with you, Kelly.

Really be with you.

Really? Really?

Yeah.

Thank you.

You don't start till Monday.

I thought I'd get settled in.

Oh, so how'd the surprise go?

Oh, well, I broke into Playa Linda
Middle School, set off the alarm,

and came this close to spending the
night behind bars.

Impressive. Have you talked to him
since?

I thought if I hired you, you'd leave me
alone.

Come on, you didn't really think that,
did you?

Look.

You've stepped off the ledge.

It's time to fly.

Yes.

I wish I had a way to mend your broken
heart.

What?

Sorry? Yeah. Old record, Nikki.

Cameron, wait.

Things have just gotten out of control,
and I know that I was wrong, and I was

petty, and Jordan's top is now probably
ruined, and I'll pay to get her a new

one. Yeah, but that's not the point.

I know.

The point is, I don't want to lose you.

As a friend.

We just... No, we keep going round and
round here.

I know.

But we also keep coming back.

Please, Cameron.

One more chance?

Fine.

You know, I could actually use some help
right now.

From a friend.

Anything.

Jordan loves Pump It Up, and I suck at
it.

Okay,

Paul, dear.

Oh, my God. Too fast.

Keep going. You can do this.

Oh, we won't drop that one.

Okay. Big goal. Okay.

Is this how you do it?

Nice.

There you go. You got it. Sweet.

Thank God you're here. You sounded a
little strange on the phone. Is

okay? Well... I am in desperate need of
an exorcist.

An exorcist?

Last night was... Frightening.

Well, frightening, but it was also fun,
huh?

Yeah.

You know, it worked.

Dr. Lowry and Fran were gone.

Oh. So you're cured.

Yeah. Yeah, I think I am.

Well, I have a couple of ghosts that I
would like to remove permanently.

And, um...

Where do you suspect these hauntings are
occurring?

Upstairs. Uh -huh.

Upstairs. Yeah.

Right up there.

And how do you recommend I proceed?

Wait, there's a pin.

He's up next, huh? Uh -huh.

Listen, Lucas, I thought the other day
cutting you off like that.

I'm sorry.

It's just that Tanner... Tanner's a
jerk.

Bend your knees more. You'll get more
air.

Good luck, man.

I didn't exactly make the team, but
coach is going to let me sub.

And if it all works out next year, I'll
be set.

Can you handle that?

Yeah.

Yeah? That's all you got to say, huh?

What's up with you, long face? I thought
you thought that high school surf teams

were a waste of time.

Sure, if you want to join the
professional ranks, but if you're a guy

halfway across the country, looking to
make a few friends, looking to fit in,

could be just what you need.

This is what you need.

Whoa, whoa, easy with the clothes there.
I'm going to go up and play.

Oh, I don't want cheese.

I got Swiss, American cheddar.

I'll take cheddar.

Cheddar's better?

Thank you.

Smells good.

Can I give you a hand with anything?

Yeah,

yeah, you could hand me a beer.

Susanna called.

She's going to be staying in Chicago
overnight.

There you go.

All

right,

you varmint, gather around.

We've got some grub.

I got.

Rare. Rare.

Let's take the best time of the -