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One, two, three. No!

Two out of three. Two out of three. We go two out of three. Last time we did

out of three.

Last time she lost.

Look, I can't believe I'm gatekeeper two years in a row. I had major plans for

this party. Oh, what plans did you have?

Plans I can't talk about in front of a nine -year -old.

I'll be ten soon.

Nice try, sweetheart.

What's a gatekeeper?

It's someone who is the keeper of the key.

So, if any one of the guests have too much fun, we can make sure they can

home safely before we give them their keys back.

You mean if they get drunk?

Something like that, yeah.

Although, according to this list, I really don't think we need a gatekeeper.

Look at this, Johnny. What is it?

Ava, what is that, wine coolers? Wine coolers? Look, we all agreed the party

needed modification.

Yeah, modification's one thing, but stripping it of its soul is a whole

thing. All I did was dial the party down from NC -17 to PG -13. Yeah, well, try

G. The only thing missing on this list is the pen of town and the donkey. We

need some fruit in that bowl. Hey, what happened to the good old erotic

vegetable contest?

I like nine -year -olds. Never heard of that one. And you never will.

Heard of what?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Eat your breakfast.

Hey,

Nicky, is Cameron going to come to the party?

Hey, um... Yeah, I mean, if that's okay with you guys. Sure, that's fine.

And any other friends you want to invite?

Yeah. I mean, just making sure you're always somewhere where one of us can see

you. Oh, Johnny.

I'm just saying, I know how young boys are thinking about you.

Good call. One squeezy

did the trick.

Told ya.

I know you're getting aware you won't need a service doctor anymore.

Yeah, right.

Seriously. I'm watching you out there.

Getting your own style, and it's good.

You cutting me loose or something?

Gotta happen eventually.

Well, I guess you're busy with other things.

Not yet.

Being cautious.

Been down that outback road before.

So, why even bother?

You were through a lot with Tanner and those guys.

I remember taking a few punches myself.

I haven't forgotten.

You're one of the good guys, Brayden. You're always going to do the right

Jay, Jay does it in spite of himself.

And this time, he came to me.

Well, for what it's worth, he does seem different.

Like I said, I've been down this road before.

Tracy and Brian aren't coming. She scored some big interview in the Middle

That's a shame. If we haven't seen them in a while, I thought it'd be nice to

catch up. You liar.

They get under your skin just as much as ours. That's not true.

Yes, it is.

I love them to death. God knows the four of us were inseparable once.

But there's only so much I can take of her bragging. And if she brings up that

story about the time they stayed at that villa on the island of Capri, I'm going

to stab myself with a tiki torch.

What about the crazy thing they did in the hot tub? Okay, they could get a

little wild.

But times have changed and the kids are here now, so it's probably just as well

they're not coming.

Totally blows by the parents.

Yeah, whatever.

Can't believe you haven't called.

I've been busy.

Doing what?

Oh, I don't know. A lot of stuff.

Going to camp?

Harsh. Well, it's not all bad.

Nikki makes it fun.

Really? You must be good at finger painting.

So are we going to be hanging at your mom's all summer?

Not for another couple weeks.

Too bad.

Guess I'll just have to make my way down to the south side.

See ya.

She lives up on my mom in North Byland.

Let's go.

Can somebody get that?

Jay, Johnny, are you guys here?

Of course not. There's work to be done.

Okay, coming!

Surprise!

Tracy Bryant.

I did get very lucky.

Who was the architect?

Some Australian guy. Yeah, don't even remember his name. Must have been a

student of Frank Lloyd Wright. He's got his imprint all over it. Well, honestly,

all I know is that it fits the seven of us comfortably, and that's saying a lot.

It reminds me of that villa we stayed at on the Isle of Capri.

You would have loved it, Ava.

The Ambassador's Summer House.

Really? Hey, I'm going to go down by the pier and hang with Cameron, okay? Okay,

but don't forget.

I know.

Wait, what about the music list? Don't worry. Take care of it.

But, Braden, I'm coming through.

Bye. Not too late, okay, you guys? Get up.

Party.

These kids, you've done a wonderful job. They're very lucky. Seriously, we're

the lucky ones.

It's working out just fine.

Oh, my God, I almost forgot. I have some great news.

Well, what is it? What's your great news?

I'm on pins and needles.

Ava, I did it.

White House correspondent in Washington.

The producers loved my exclusive with Alan Greenspan, and they came pounding

my door.

Wow, that's great.

That's great. Whoa.

Can you believe it?

No, I can't believe it.

Well, that really is great news. I'm very happy for you, Tracy.

Smile bigger.

No, you know what? Make that 20 bottles of Cristal. And can you get me the

beluga caviar? Will you hang up?

20 ounces.

Well, how many would that serve?

No, that...

What are you doing?

I was just confirming the party menu. It sounds like you're prepping for a party

with the president of the United States.

Newsflash. President's not coming.

It was just a few items.

Caviar?

Okay, the only time you ever had caviar was at my parents' anniversary party,

and you puked.

I was just trying to make sure that everybody was going to have a good time

they were all going to get... No, I know what you're trying to do.

You don't need to impress those two.

Susanna, Tracy is used to rubbing shoulders with heads of state and having

the finer things in life.

And at the end of the day, she's still anal as ever Tracy.

She needs to unclench.

You don't need to try and be something you're not.

Your life is every bit as exciting as Tracy's. More so.

Come on.

Let's just get out there and show them what we got.

Remember this? Like you did last year. You on the dance floor just moving.

So, what's the deal between you and that girl?

Want a hammer?

Is that her name?

Yeah. Yeah, we're just friends.

I mean, we were kind of more than friends last summer.

She talked to you like she owned you or something.

That's just Amber.

Is she always like that?

I mean, with you?

With everything and everybody.

I mean, not in a bad way.

Like I said, it's just her.

I mean, she can be a lot of fun.

Wild, actually.

So... Why aren't you more than just friends this summer?

Because I'm hanging with you.

I mean, everything's all about what she wears and how it looks.

You're not like that.

That's what I like most about you.

Hey, hey, hey!

It's time to get this party started.

As I recall, last year, nobody got their keys back until the cops had come and

gone and the son was two hands over the yard arm.

As I recall, last year, at this point, you were two -thirds of the way through

the Wilson triplets.

Ah, yes.

Gone are the days, Susanna.

But it's the dawn of a new era.

Really? It's that bad?

As hard as I try and go another way, I somehow always end up in her wake.

George, nice.

What's reeling you back in?

I think about it even when I'm not with her.

And not just the obvious.

Wow, you are gone.

Welcome, man.

Aloha. Aloha.

lucky guy, Jay. How long you and Trajan have been a thing?

Two months.

Two months.

Two wonderful months.

Yeah.

I'm surprised to see you here, Dalton.

Well, you're not the only one confided with the unexpected.

I wish I could say I was entirely happy for you, Jay, but you know.

Yeah, well, drinks are on the patio and there's a dance along the beach.

Unfortunately, I'm glued here to my position, so please.

All yours.

It's wonderful to see you with these kids. You're natural.

They make it easy.

As I seem to recall, you were the one who always made things look easy. I

that would be your wife. My wife? Thank you. She just tried harder than

everybody else. You always had the ability to make people feel at ease,

they were doing. Bryant, I don't care how much you suck up. I am not letting

Braden play the village people.

What?

YMCA? Macho Man? In the Navy?

Am I the classic? Forget it. Forget it?

Forget it.

Oh, now this.

This. You're right.

This is a great one. You're right.

Dance?

Oh, sure. Okay.

Do you remember?

Yes.

You say I'm a dreamer.

We're two of a kind.

Oh, my God.

We know we'll never find.

I cannot get back on the Dalton Grant train.

God, it took me too long to get off. Real serious, huh?

He's just so seductive in his whole lifestyle, and I just wanted more and

Oh, God.

Yeah, well, needless to say, he was the kind of guy who doesn't want to commit.

He's been there.

Yeah.

Did you say you might have to borrow your boyfriend for the evening?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

On one condition.

I leave.

Okay, no matter what I say, no matter what I do, do not let me sleepwalk off

that cliff.

Oh, you mean like Odysseus and the siren?

What? You know, in Book 11 of Homer's Odyssey, after Odysseus escapes from

Hades, his ship has to pass by these dangerous rocks where there's these

beautiful women called the sirens who sing this beautiful song that no man can

resist.

Only when the sailors try to get to shore, their ships get dashed on the

to Odysseus.

He tells his men to tie him to the mast and not let him go no matter how hard he

begs them to.

Kind of like that?

Yeah, exactly like that.

Brian?

Ava. What were you thinking?

I thought... Did I lead you on or something?

Because whatever signals you read, you got across.

I'm sorry. I just... I saw you and we were dancing and... And what?

seem like the right time to kiss your wife's closest friend?

Don't make it sound like that.

What it was?

And what are you doing right now? How come you're not with Tracy?

Can't find her.

Yeah, you're trying real hard.

It's cool your aunt's under the stick songs.

Yeah, my brother needs all the help he can get.

Hey.

Oh, who's this then?

What? Chingy.

Always with the surprises.

Proud to keep a break, right?

Definitely.

This is a private party.

Really? I guess you should have told Kim that before you invited us.

You invited them?

Hey, I may have mentioned I was coming here tonight, but I don't exactly

remember saying the words you should come.

If you don't want us here.

So, how's the music coming?

Yeah, so, so, um, is he your new friend, Nick? No. I'm Amber. This is Carrie and

Buffy.

Uh, well, you guys make yourself comfortable.

I guess it would be really now.

We can help you pick out some music.

Actually, no, I think we can manage, thanks.

Cam, I'm really thirsty.

Do you think you should show me around to grab a drink?

Yeah, the bar's right over there.

Over where?

Come on, I'll show you.

May I?

Oh, I did ask last night.

Jay, you know you're dancing with another guy?

Jay is secure enough with himself to know he has nothing to worry about.

What are you doing here?

You want to tell me another place I could have found Susanna Rexford

We agreed.

You agreed. There's nothing wrong with what we were doing.

I was a woman of convenience who allowed herself to think she was something

more. No.

You're always something more.

Maybe I'm this kind of thing.

But in Atlanta, her name was what, Rexford?

There's no you've had here now.

She'll be here any second.

Here

you

are. I've been looking all over for you.

Tracy, you...

You didn't see what you think you just saw.

Really? Because from my angle, it looked exactly like what it was.

You and Bryant?

Oh, my God. No, Tracy, it's me.

You know that's not true.

That, I can honestly say, I don't know.

You're mad at the wrong person, Trace.

None of this is Ava's fault.

Well, don't worry. I've got enough anger to go around for the both of you. I got

caught in a moment that should never have happened.

Well, that's a moment that you've been wanting to happen for a very long time.

Stop it. Tell me what to do.

Okay, clearly something is going on between you two.

I just want to make it painfully obvious that there is nothing going on between

me and Bryant. You're wrong.

In Bryant's head, there's always been something going on. I'm just here to

the rest of his time.

We'll talk about this later, Tracy. Well, why not now, honey? Let's just get

everything out in the open.

Okay, um... Hey, is everything all right? Well, there's the grand

of the night.

I'm just here to help. Johnny the rescue, as usual.

This has really gotten out of hand.

If there's something going on between you two, I mean, with your marriage.

Wait a minute.

Now it's my fault that you swapped spit with my husband?

Oh, so I guess it was your fault when Johnny and I... Tracy, no.

No, no.

What?

Tracy, no.

What does that mean, Johnny? What does that mean? Tracy, no. You and Bryant

aren't the first to take advantage of a moment.

Johnny and I did that years ago.

That's right, when we were together.

The thing is, we didn't just stop at a kiss.

I'll just leave you two alone I'm sure you have a lot to talk about.

Have you seen Jay, Kansas?

No.

Have you seen Susanna?

But I guess you've got to work, but you've got whatever.

So you're ready to back up that outfit?

Excuse me? Come on, even in Kansas, they know by the way a girl dresses, the

signal she sends out to a boy.

Kim doesn't care about that. He said quite about it last year.

So what are you going to do when Kim tires of your little schoolgirl game?

Don't worry about it.

I don't.

But you should.

It was years ago.

Oh, so that makes it okay.

I can't believe you never said anything.

I didn't want to hurt you. I was like a kid then. Come on.

Ava, I am really sorry.

It was just... It was just... Inexcusable? Yes.

Yes, but what do you want me to say now?

You got lucky you didn't marry me. I was unreliable. Come on, Ava. What am I

saying that you don't know already? That you cheated. on me, that's what. All

right, I'm sorry. I knew it was wrong. Well, I'm glad you could reclaim the

moral high ground there, Johnny.

Ava, Ava, you mean more to me.

It was in Cabo, wasn't it?

Ava, Ava. That night that Bryant and I went out on the boat and you stayed

behind. Both of you.

It wasn't planned.

And then we're home, what, a week and you break up with me? You broke up with

because of Tracy?

No!

Listen to me, please. Can we just leave the past in the past? What we have...

I thought Johnny was babysitting.

Yeah, me too.

Have either of you guys seen Susanna?

You mean Erica?

I don't know if I usually say what I mean.

I hope so.

I think she can take another letdown.

Who said that's going to happen?

Past history.

Point well taken.

Right now, buddy, I've got to find Susanna.

Touch it and die.

Susanna!

You swore you were over him.

Jay, this is not a good time right now.

Look, man, it's not her fault. I mean, we have some unfinished business.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Back it up, little man.

Hey. This is between me and her.

Come on, chill, man. We're all adults here, right?

If you have any hope of trying to save what we have.

What we had.

Then you better come with me right now. You don't have to go with him.

Don't you tell her what to do. Jay.

You want this to get ugly?

Okay.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

You can thank me later, sweet kicks. Or I could kill you now.

What? I was tying you to the mast.

Couldn't you see we were having a moment?

Oh.

Hmm.

Crushing on the rocks.

That's the moment, all right.

I can't get over how great you look.

You want to come up to my room?

Yeah. Yeah.

Sure.

You okay?

Yes. I'm fine.

Why wouldn't I?

I'm just asking.

So, are you coming or not?

Lead the way.

Tracy, how did it come to this, all this craziness?

You and I were friends.

Oh, please.

It was so obvious between you two.

Okay, Matt, I feel like I have been dropped in the middle of the twilight

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh, please. The way Brian always talked about you, always looked at you.

Look, let's just say in the ten years of our marriage, I've never had the

privilege.

So you slept with Johnny for payback?

It would be so easy to say yes.

But the truth is, we were just stupid and young and hurt.

Tracy, I never slept with Brian. That thought never even crossed my mind.

it doesn't much matter now, does it? What's done is done.

Did you at least ask Brian?

He never would have been able to deny the way he felt.

Then me, why didn't you ask me?

And what would you have said?

I would have told you the truth, Tracy.

Like friends are supposed to do.

You sure you're all right?

Yeah. Why do you keep asking that?

Because you're acting weirder than usual.

No word of the number.

She really bugs you?

No, not really.

But I didn't bring you up here just to talk about her.

So why did you want to come up?

Well, that was nice.

I thought that that might shut you up.

You should have just said so.

Actually, I forgot that I wanted to show you this.

Are you there, God?

It's me, Margaret.

And actually, we should probably head back before anybody misses us.

Whoa.

You really do know what you're doing?

Find Susanna?

Unfortunately, yes.

Unfortunately, depending on how you want to look at it.

Guess she had to be there, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. Bad news.

What?

It's one third of the Wilson trip.

Where?

There's two more that look like that?

Yeah.

I didn't know.

Yeah, that makes two of them.

All I have left is... Sorry.

Is it true what Tracy said?

I mean, about me?

Maybe a little.

Living with Tracy was hardly the road less traveled, but now what?

Seeing you here, being here, and the life you've carved for yourself, and how

you are as a family. You've changed.

I've changed.

Tracy has.

I guess I just got caught up, lost in the moment.

Well, I had to do what I had to do. Brian, don't.

Don't do this.

Don't do it to me. Don't do it to Tracy. Don't do it to yourself.

Brian, go back to your hotel.

Try to make things right. There's still something left between the two of you.

He's had me right with this for a long time.

Go home.

Work it out.

There's nothing here for you.

Just to be clear, because Tracy seems to be under that impression.

I knew better than that.

Then why did you?

I wish I could answer that without... The

truth is...

You scared me.

That doesn't make any sense.

I mean, the way I felt about you.

It's like we were on this path, all four of us, making plans about where we'd be

in three years and five years, and it was great.

You and me.

It was unbelievable.

And I just wasn't ready.

Neither was I.

Nobody was pushing for anything.

You meant too much to me.

Any trouble, mate?

Me? No, I'm... Amber, you're a long way from home.

I'm just making you friends.

We're not friends.

What's up with the outfit?

And the makeup.

Okay, I think we should, uh... Yeah, yeah, you know what, everyone? Let's get

back to having a good time here. Nothing else to see. Here we go. Hey, Brayden,

maybe you can hold it down for us.

Get out of here.

Would someone like to tell me what is really going on here?

If you want to be with her, be with her.

I'm Nikki.

Well, you're all starting trouble.

All right, everybody, let's hit the dance floor. Here we go.

What's up?

What's with you?

Nothing.

That's what I thought.

Nikki? Hey, you want to talk about it?

Not really.

That might make you feel better.

That's doubtful.

Well, let's give it a try anyway.

I'm assuming the makeup was a strategic move.

Something like that.

And is it safe to say that I won't be seeing it or this outfit for at least

another couple of years?

Also safe to say. See?

This is going well.

Now about the fighting.

She deserved it.

Nikki, nobody deserves to be hit.

Well, maybe some people do, but not in this instance.

Yeah, but she thought that she could just take him.

Like I wouldn't do anything.

What did you think? You would fight fire with my ruby red lipstick?

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Nikki, you don't have to be somebody you're not.

The trick is embracing who you are.

Yeah, but you didn't see the way Cameron looked at me when I was wearing this

outfit.

It was like he was seeing me for the first time.

Cameron didn't ask you to change, did he?

No.

See, and he did... Wait a minute.

You didn't, I mean... You didn't... This all stopped at the outfit, right?

Yes, definitely, yes.

Nikki, you have plenty of time to be a grown -up.

Look at me.

I'm still trying to figure it out.

Just be who you are and have a good time.

Cameron likes you for you, and believe it or not, that says a lot about who he

is.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

You're back.

I'm just going to ask you this this time.

Why now?

I've been asked to head up.

It's been five hours.

So that would mean you'd be in... In L .A. 24 -7.

Wow, congratulations.

You always wanted me here.

I'm here.

Yeah, well, my wants have changed dramatically since the last time you saw

I find that hard to believe. I mean, Susanna Rexford no longer wants VIP

exclusive seating at the top restaurants, clubs, a house, a nail,

city, access to every premier and top -rate party? Hold on, I...

Well, Susanna would have packed a bag by now.

Yeah, well, I mean, things are different.

They're the kids. I mean, come on, we do this right.

It just might work.

Is there a problem?

The problem is, I've moved on.

Let's conga! Yeah!

Here we go!

Let's conga!

Nothing.

This is really starting to feel right.

Well, are you going to do something about it?

Do more than try.

Because I'm not settling for anything less.

This one goes

out to a very...

You didn't even do one thing about it.

I know.

I'm an idiot.

I should have picked up on Amber using her powers for bad.

And if you want me to be like her, dress like her, I can't.

I'm not Amber.

And I never will be.

Nobody asked you to.

You know, if I wanted to hang with her, I'd hang with her.

But with you, it's like we're not trying.

It just is with us.

You look hot, though.

Kidding. Kidding.

We know you're all ready to talk to Playa Linda.

Really? Yeah. Girls are really scared.

Shut up.

Want to dance?

Yeah.

For what it's worth.

person now.

And if I could take it back... I know.

Can friends share a dance?

Oh