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How could I forget all these things? I'm having too much fun today.

Let's go from whining like a little bitch.

I'm really confused. I am really confused.

I... I... You forgot your line?

I'm sorry, I need a moment.

Stop it.

Do your thing.

Don't talk about them. They start coming out. Don't.

There's nothing inappropriate going on here.

Oh, he's my man.

Skylar, this is my fiance, Charlie Rosenberg.

Very nice to meet you, Charlie. Don't squeeze. You'll break a finger.

Oh, and this is Charlie's caregiver, Nixie. Not that he really needs one.

very independent and healthy.

I've restarted his heart four times.

Twice since he met me.

I don't appreciate your condescending attitude, you little bitch.

What am I supposed to do? Go to the Jedi Council? Fuck, man.

Fuck. When am I supposed to go?

Hey, fuck you.

Sorry. Two hours ahead of the month.

Whoa.

Thank you.

All right. Get the fucking money and the goddamn thing.

I reckon the dialogue is a joke.

That would be like, that would be like, wait,

hold on, wait. Okay, you guys...

This is highly unprofessional. I should probably tell him to stop.

How about you two?

You are so full of shit.

See, I have something in my throat that I can't get out. I'm big, slobbery. I

get it, Harold.

I guess I'm just saying I... What the fuck am I saying? I don't know.

Oh!

Oh, no, I've got blueberry all over my poochie.

Well, what do you expect with a skirt that short?

Oh,

we are?

I was enjoying the pussy. Yeah.

We used to be friends until she started competing with me about everything.

Who had the best hair? Who had the biggest boobs?

Just out of curiosity.

Who did have the biggest?

Sometimes her, sometimes me.

Lady, get out of here.

Are you choking?

in a sex dream about Skylar.

I

don't

know if you can tell by what I'm wearing, but I have a killer body.

And I want nothing more than to bring you back to my hotel for a night of the

wildest, kinkiest sex of your life.

We're going to do things that would embarrass porn stars.

Then we're going to have a snack.

Then I'm going to take off your handcuffs and we're going to do it all

again.

Wait, I'll give it to you. You what? Are you crazy? See, I told you if we had

had sex, we'd be all relaxed right now.

I have bigger boobs.

No, you don't. Yes, I do. I just haven't had them put in yet.

Hey, weren't you on Baywatch?