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I'm an open book with pages left to
write.
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Can't wait to see what's inside. This is
the new story of my life.
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Uh,
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excuse me, can I help you?
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There's a guy named Gavin.
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Yeah.
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Do you still work here?
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Yeah.
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His name's Gavin.
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Well, if there were a guy named Gavin
here, would you want to talk to him or,
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don't know, cut him?
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Well, I definitely want to talk to him.
So to be clear, not cut him.
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Okay. Do you mind saying the phrase, I
will not cut Gavin? I really got to make
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a...
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Skyler, could you please settle this for
us?
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Neither of you.
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We need a sign to keep people off the
ladder.
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How about, please stay off the ladder?
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Thank you.
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Or, the more colorful, two rungs don't
make a right.
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What does that even mean? The thing. Two
rungs don't make a right. I took a
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popular aphorism and gave it the old
Gavin Capow.
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Okay, Gavin, there's a guy out there
that I'm now hoping will cut you.
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What? Who?
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Oh, my God, it's Ray.
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Crazy Ray?
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Yeah. He was this poor mess of a man I
used to know from the yarn spinners.
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What's that?
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It was my old author's group. We were a
bunch of aspiring writers helping each
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other through the creative process.
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It was a lot like the Algonquin
Roundtable.
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Yeah, except they met at a Fuddruckers.
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Can I help you?
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I was just watching you.
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Well, it's creepy. Stop it.
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What part of me were you watching?
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Your neck.
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Well, that's kind of hot.
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Hey, Ray.
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Gavin. Oh, Gavin. Gavin.
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like 45 times, but I didn't have a cell
phone or a phone in my cell.
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So, uh, what's been going on, Ray? Not
much.
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I finally found my birth mom.
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Turns out she's also a whore.
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Wow, what are the odds of a prostitute's
baby being adopted by another
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prostitute?
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That's funny, huh?
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I hate to bother you, but I'm going
through kind of a rough patch right now.
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Oh, yeah, sure. How much do you need?
Oh, no, it's not money.
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I finally finished my book.
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And you want me to read it and give you
some notes?
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Oh, you would have given me notes?
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Oh, man.
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It's too late now.
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It's already published. It's coming out
tomorrow.
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You got published?
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How?
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Fantastic is that.
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Is it, though?
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I mean, you're the only guy I ever knew
who got published.
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Did the reviews freak you out? Because I
just read a few of mine, and oh, man.
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Oh, yeah, look, Ray, don't let them get
you down. I got some pretty brutal
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notices myself.
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Oh, no, no, no, they love my book.
That's what's freaking me out.
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What if it doesn't live up to the hype?
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There's hype?
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They're comparing me to Faulkner.
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Who's comparing you to Faulkner?
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Time.
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High Times?
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New York Times.
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You know, Ray, when I said that I got
some brutal reviews, I was just trying
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make you feel better.
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I actually got some pretty good notices.
In fact, the Detroit Free Press called
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my book a promising first effort.
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Vanity Fair says mine defines a
generation.
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The bookworm gave mine two and a half
apples.
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Then you know what I mean.
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How do you handle the pressure of
success?
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Well, the key is to remember where you
came from and always keep your dignity.
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Gavin, get your boots.
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Toilets, Todd, again.
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Damn it, who keeps flushing paper
towels? Doesn't anyone read the signs?
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What sign?
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Five paper towels is not a royal flush.
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The old Gavin Kapow.
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Hey. Hey. So how was your weekend? Oh,
it was great.
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This guy took me to Vegas. He took me to
see Elton John, who actually has a
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really nice house.
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And then he took me for a helicopter
ride to the bottom of the Grand Canyon,
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where we, you know, had brunch.
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What did you do?
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I finished a puzzle.
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Started a new one, too. 1 ,500 pieces.
Seagulls, you know, so there's a lot of
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white.
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Oh, my God.
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This is Gavin's friend.
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Dad, by Raymond Clark.
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Oh, right, that freak.
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You still haven't called.
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Oh, poor Gavin.
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Why poor Gavin?
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This is gonna kill him.
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His book tanked.
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Now instead of being a big successful
author, he's selling his friend's book.
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You should be happy when your friends
become successful.
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What are you, new here on Earth?
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Oh, my God.
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What? This is unbelievable.
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Oh, come on. You've read one page. How
good can it be?
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It's okay, you guys. I'm totally fine
with it.
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Really? Yeah. Yeah, at first, I mean, I
felt a tinge of jealousy, but instead of
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wallowing in self -pity, I let Ray's
book inspire me.
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Can you believe this?
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I went home Friday, started writing,
haven't stopped since.
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Wow, this is like 60 pages.
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I'm just so excited, and I would love to
hear what you guys think. Here you go.
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Oh, me too?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Oh, thanks. I'd be happy to.
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The opening sentence?
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No, I got a paper cut.
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This is a train wreck. I've been on the
same page for ten minutes now.
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Wow.
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Didn't even get to the really boring
part.
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I have a headache.
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You know, I want to like it. It's just
not very... Good? Yeah.
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You know, on the other hand, it is
very... Bad? Right.
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What are you going to say to him?
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It's brilliant, Gavin! Bravo!
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Come on, make it believable. Behind you.
Bravo, Gavin!
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Fantastic, man!
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Nice! You really liked it?
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Oh, Gavin, I like my mother.
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I love this book.
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Thank you. But come on, I want you to be
honest. I mean, there must be something
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about it you didn't like.
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Yeah, that it ended.
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Wow, this is amazing. I can't believe
it.
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I promise you, though, I plan to test
their strength and resolve. I will honor
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these characters you've come to know and
love.
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But I'll give you a hint.
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One of them doesn't make it to the end.
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I bet no one makes it to the end.
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I'm back.
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Oh, good. I was just finishing some
notes on your story.
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Notes? Yeah.
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Well, I figured you want some feedback,
right?
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Absolutely. I didn't just give it to you
guys to tell me it was brilliant like
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Stuart and Kat just did, but let's hear
it.
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They thought it was brilliant?
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Brilliant, fantastic, genius.
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I don't remember the exact words. There
was so much clapping.
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Wow.
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What does that mean?
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Well, I mean, I kind of had a few
problems with it.
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Problems? What kind of problems?
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Oh, just a little, with the story and
the characters and the setting.
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Is that all?
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And the dialogue.
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I hope I'm not being too harsh.
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No, no, no, this is good, this is good.
It's good to get an opinion from someone
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who didn't go to college.
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What does that mean?
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Nothing, nothing. It's just a different
perspective than I got from the college
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-educated people out there who were
Raven.
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Okay, I get what this is. You just
wanted me to tell you how good it is.
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didn't really care what I thought.
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No, no, no, no.
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You're right. I'm sorry. I do want to
hear.
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Please.
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Okay.
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Well, first of all, it's kind of slow.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, well, you spent a lot of time
describing stuff.
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You spent four pages talking about that
swimming pool.
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Ah, you probably didn't understand what
the pool represented.
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Death?
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Okay, you did understand.
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And what I didn't get was why everyone
was so in love with the Sebastian guy
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when he was so completely bland.
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Um, bland or enigmatic?
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Bland.
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Or brooding?
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Bland.
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All right, well, thanks for giving it a
look -see. I appreciate it.
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an hour writing these notes you don't
want to hear them yeah no i'm just
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beginning to sense that this isn't your
kind of book you know it's my fault
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sometimes i overestimate people why are
you being such a jerk i mean you asked
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my opinion i was very flattered i took
this very seriously and now you belittle
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me i'll take a dive in your death pool
you
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probably didn't even understand what the
diving board represented a penis
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Well, of course you'd get that.
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No.
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You two read Gavin's book and you
thought it was brilliant?
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Incredible. You didn't find it
confusing?
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No, we liked it. Loved it.
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So you understood why everybody loved
Sebastian?
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I don't think everyone did love
Sebastian.
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I think they love what they saw in
themselves in Sebastian.
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But Sebastian slept with his brother's
wife.
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Well, it wasn't a happy marriage. Yeah,
a lot of problems.
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Sebastian doesn't have a brother.
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You just didn't read it. Oh, but we
tried.
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It's just so freaking boring.
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What? What's with that woman's
fascination with the diving board? I'll
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it to you later.
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Well, why'd you tell him that you loved
it? Now he's mad at me because I'm the
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only one who didn't. You told him you
didn't like it? Why would you do that?
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Because he asked my opinion.
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He doesn't want your opinion. He wants
validation. It gives him confidence.
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False confidence.
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People have accomplished a great deal
with false confidence.
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Without false confidence, there'd be no
pyramids, no space program, no Bruce
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Willis album.
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I know my brother, okay? And now is not
the time for brutal honesty.
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He's... vulnerable, what he needs is
support and encouragement from his
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like us.
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Shut up. It's like sex.
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Haven't you ever faked it just to boost
a guy's ego?
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Never.
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That would only be reinforcing a bad
habit.
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Okay. How about you just get it over
with?
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Yeah, I've done that.
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Well, just boost him up a little. I
mean, you don't have to go overboard.
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Thank you, thank you. At least some
people appreciate my work.
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about that.
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These guys explained your book a little
better to me, and now I think it's quite
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amazing.
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Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're the
king, baby.
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Don't beat yourself up. There's some
pretty complex themes in this book.
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Right. And some literary references with
which you are perhaps unfamiliar.
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Uh -huh.
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You know, I could put together a little
reading list which might better prepare
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you... They hated it, too!
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through it. What?
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You're crazy.
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She's crazy. You fake orgasms.
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Well, explain to Gavin the significance
of the treehouse.
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Ah, nice try. There was no treehouse.
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Yes, there was. I spent ten pages
describing the summer they built it. It
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signifies life.
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Yeah, yeah.
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The tree is life. It represents life.
And the window was?
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Open. There was no window.
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Windows. Oh, that was one of my notes.
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You know, you didn't have to lie to me,
okay? I can take criticism. I'm not that
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fragile. Hello, Gavin.
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Oh, hey, Ray.
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How's it going, Ray? Not so good.
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I just sold the movie rights to my book.
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Now I feel like some kind of cheap...
Well, like my mom's.
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Hey, Ray, Ray, maybe now is not the best
time. No, no, no, no, Ray, Ray, you've
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struggled for a long time and overcome
huge obstacles.
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Enjoy your success.
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You deserve it.
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Uh, excuse me, the sign says you're not
allowed on the ladder.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
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Well, you're stupid!
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Nothing, just sitting here drinking.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Do you have a lady here?
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No, why do you say that?
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Look, son, I don't know what's wrong,
but you're not going to find the answer
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the bottom of that girly drink.
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It's a book by my friend Ray. Oh, I
heard this is great.
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It is.
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It's perfect.
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And you're jealous of your friend's
success.
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No, I'm jealous because he's a writer
and I'm not. The millions of dollars
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going to make has nothing to do with it.
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No. And the girls?
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There'll be lots of girls.
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Smart girls who take off their glasses
and shake out their hair.
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Well, thanks for stopping by, Harold. So
did you go out and buy a coconut or
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just have one laying around?
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It was in a gift basket.
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You've got to stop feeling sorry for
yourself.
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Your life isn't so bad. People give you
gift baskets.
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That's the problem.
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My life is fine. It's ordinary.
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Nothing to draw on.
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Well, my friend Ray, raised by
prostitutes, heroin addict by 11, three
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years in jail, five years homeless,
lucky son of a bitch had everything
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to him.
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You don't have to have.
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tortured life to achieve great things,
Gavin.
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I mean, look at me.
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I helped build the propulsion system
that put man on the moon, and I had a
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perfectly normal upbringing.
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Really? Absolutely.
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I went to school, did my chores, Little
League, Norman Rockwell, all the way.
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Although, my dad did give me a girl's
bike.
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a girl's bike anymore because I'm a huge
success daddy.
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Well I gotta walk.
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I have no idea why I can't sleep.
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And then I said some things to cheer him
up and went all my way.
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I feel so bad for him.
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Oh, feel bad for me. I had a girl's
bite.
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But he must be so depressed.
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You know what I don't understand?
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Where did he get the coconut?
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That's what I wondered. He claims it was
from a gift basket, but I have my
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doubts.
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Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
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You, uh, you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, I see.
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Harold told you about it last night.
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No, no, look, we really care about you,
and we just want to make sure you're
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okay.
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Seriously.
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Where'd you get the coconut?
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I don't want to come off like a hard
-ass here, but we said we'd share any
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basket.
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Look, I appreciate everyone's concern.
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Harold certainly did catch me at a low
point, but since then, something pretty
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amazing has happened.
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More chapters?
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No.
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I had an epiphany.
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I am not a writer.
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No, no, no, it's okay. It's actually
incredibly freeing. You know, I realize
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that I don't need to be a writer to be
happy.
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I'm a bookseller, and you know what? I'm
a damn good one. Um, excuse me, do you
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have any... I sell great book that other
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people have written, and I'm totally
fine with that.
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You sure about this? Yeah, you're really
going to stop writing?
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I am.
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I'm telling you guys, for the first time
I can remember, I am completely at
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peace.
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Wow.
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Okay, then.
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You are so full of crap.
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What? I mean, you once wrote a novel
that someone thought was good enough to
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publish. You're an artist. You can't
just turn that off.
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I guess I'm different.
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No, no. So you're telling me that
doesn't bother you that you'll never
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success that Ray has right now?
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Not one bit.
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It's not eating you inside that you're
just walking away from your life's
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Hey, Skye, there's a beehive outside in
the parking lot. Do you want to go poke
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that with a stick?
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Seriously, cool it.
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Yeah, you're going to drive right back
to the coconut.
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No, she's not.
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I'm fine.
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Well, I don't buy it.
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With what you're going through, you must
be just ready to explode.
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What do you want to hear, Skyler, that
I'm just consumed with jealousy and
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. In fact, I spend every day
just staring at books written by other
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people, fearing one day I'm just going
to snap and descend into madness.
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Oh, yeah. Maybe I'll just hunt down each
living author, starting with the A's.
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I'll leave intricate clues for the
wildly successful author Crazy Ray, just
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prove I'm smarter than he is.
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I'll let him live just long enough to
finish his next manuscript so I can
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it, publish it under my name, and reap
the fame and fortune that I could never
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have on my own.
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Why don't you write that?
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What? A story like that, where stuff
happens.
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Really? Absolutely.
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Yeah, that's a great idea. It's
fantastic.
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00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:22,400
Please, you said the same thing about
the crap I wrote this weekend.
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But, Skylar, you really think it's good?
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Yeah, I do.
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Maybe there's a kernel of an idea there.
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I'm going to get some of this down.
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Yeah.
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You know, that really is a great idea.
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It was when I saw it on Murder, She
Wrote.
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