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Now, here's a clip from a show I didn't remember doing.

Charades was a popular party game, and here I am playing it on TV

with Raymond, Bill Hopper, and Bill Tallman on Stump the Stars with

host Mike Stokey.

Stay tuned and see the case of TV's Perry Mason show, Raymond Burr, Barbara

Hale. William Tallman and William Hopper challenge the regulars on Stump the

Star.

All right, we're fighting right.

Perry Mason cast versus Stump the Star's regulars. Of course, you're going to

have a chance to see them as they really are. Now, they're not playing a role,

and they're thrown to the wolves here. These characters who play every week,

they're going to step in and try to have some fun with them. What'll happen, I

don't know, but let's bring up the wonderful district attorney on the show,

William Tallman. Bill?

Do what I tell you, Mason.

Oh, he's going to live tonight. He doesn't have to take it. You get ribbed

that all the time. Have you got any comment to make on the fact that you

lose the case every week?

Well, tonight I'm on his side.

We might not win, but I'm on his side. You watch it, because... Over at our

place, we call it the side of the angels.

Sure you do. Bill, yours is sent in by Marie Angel Lyman from Lindenhurst, Long

Island. There you are. Wait for the bell and slug Perry.

Well, let's see how TV's famous district attorney Bill Tallman pleads this case.

She was only a sculptor's daughter, but I was potty in her hands.

What line?

P.

Will?

Won't. Was.

Was. Was. She was.

A.

On. Only. Only. A.

Girl.

That's quite enough.

She was on him.

Potter. Potter.

She was on him. She was on him.

Sculptor. Sculptor.

Sculptors. Daughter. Sculptors. Baby.

Daughter. Daughter.

Daughter. She was only a sculptor's daughter, but. But. She.

She. I.

Think. I thought.

She was only a sculptor's daughter, but I thought.

I.

Will.

Won't.

I wouldn't. Wish.

Was.

Was.

Molding. Molding.

Sound like pudding.

Pudding. Pudding.

Pudding. Pudding. Pudding.

in her hand.

That is a

good start, and look who helped

you. You've been insulting Ray Burr, and he was the one that came through on it,

right?

Now the lovely Barbara Hale.

Hiya, Barbara. I'm going home now.

Barbara, of course, plays Della Street.

on the Perry Mason show.

Yes, I can't mention that, though. The time in the Playboy magazine when they

did a thing on you as Della Street. I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. No,

no, no. I mean they were doing a cartoon on the show. Elena Boyd sent yours in

from West Los Angeles.

I wish I hadn't.

Forget it. There you are. Wait for the bell and good luck to you. Well, here's

natural for lovely Barbara Hale.

The secretary's theme song or my sweet, erasable you.

The secretary?

The secretary's?

Secretary... Theme song. Secretary theme song.

Call him. No, no, no. No, no, call him.

Or, the secretary theme song, or... Or... I...

Wish my... My... My... My... My...

Sick? Goodbye?

My sweet... My sweet... Sweet...

Second -case names down on my suite.

Erase. Eraser. Eraser.

Erased. Erased. My suite erased.

My suite.

Erased you.

Erasable you.

All right, here we go with the second half of the

Perry Mason cast versus the Dump the Stars show, and the Perry Mason team is

ahead. By 21 seconds.

And here comes the special investigator for Perry Mason on the Perry Mason Show,

William Hopper. Oh, great.

Do they call you Bill?

Yeah.

It's good being on the winning side on your show. They won't talk to me after

that. They won't? They're through? All right, well, let's see what happens to

you. Incidentally, you do a beautiful job on that show. I enjoy it thoroughly.

He doesn't care. He just wants this.

Suggested by our... No.

Suggested by our... Salmon from Tacoma, Washington. You don't have to do the

address. Guest Bill Hopper gets the obvious want ad.

Harry Mason wishes to meet Taylor. Object, a lawsuit.

Book. Want ad.

Television. Television. TV. Television. Television star. Star.

Perry Mason. Perry Mason. Perry Mason.

For goodness sake.

Perry Mason wishes.

Wants. Wants or wishes?

Wishes to.

Wishes to. Wishes to meet.

Wishes to meet.

Wishes to.

Fit.

Fit. Two syllables.

Wishes to meet. Wishes to pet.

Twitch? Taylor?

Taylor. Taylor. Wishes to meet Taylor?

To meet Taylor? With?

Taylor who?

Masonite? Masonite? Mason. No.

Ah, book?

Ah, book.

Somebody in a book. Is it probably... A Mason character? Kind of a book. Mason?

Gardner? My girl's not in Gardner? Kind of a book. No. A Perry Mason book.

Ah. Ah.

The case of the, uh... Recap. Recap. Do the recap.

Perry Mason wishes to meet Taylor.

Object. Colon. Object.

A.

Sounds like.

Pause.

Cause. Cause.

Cause. Object.

Too bad. He was so object. A lawsuit.

He was trying to say larger. Get out of there. This is what he was asking.

Barry Mason wishes to meet Taylor. Object. A lawsuit.

Very good, Bill. You came through beautifully on that.

Want ads have a general rhythm, as you know. So -and -so wishes to meet

somebody, colon, an object, and then the payoff.

All right, here we go with the Anchorman, with the Perry Mason team

few seconds. I forget how many. Ladies and gentlemen, 15, the star of the show,

Mr. Raymond Burr.

Ray is so extremely popular as Perry Mason, many people don't realize the

has been on for so long.

Uh, don't realize, well, he's such a great actor in other roles here that...

I don't know what I was going to say. A lobster trisha. Anything you want to

finish my sentence or forget it? Yeah.

Paddle and Madeline.

Ray, you can win or lose for your team, so relax. Mrs. Kay Potilak, Madeline

Holm, from Chicago, Illinois, sent it in. Wait for the bell and good luck.

Will Perry Mason lose his first case tonight?

Let's see as Raymond Burr defends the case of the busy spoof or...

No rest for the weirdy.

Busy.

How many shows?

You're not busy.

Busy. The case is busy.

The case? The case. Sounds like. Tell Mike you can't. Sounds like.

Sounds like.

Sounds like. Book.

Book. Book. Book. Book.

Book.

In case of the busy. Busy.

Sounds like.

Sounds like.

Hurt. Hurt. Pain.

Hurt. Back.

Back.

Sacroiliac.

Grown. Two syllables.

Two syllables. First syllable.

Bite. Bee.

Lint. Dust. Dirt.

Available? Yeah.

Yeah. Why?

You lost the case. The case of the busy spook. Case.

Case of the busy spook or no rest for the weirdy.