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Right, come on.

No, no, no.

Right, right.

No, just watch this.

What do you reckon?

Not bad.

So how about that for a new mortar?

Where's Lexi?

Hey, she's outside.

Two words, Duncan.

Community mini -boss.

What?

Slight drag.

Actually I'm a very careful driver.

And what pray is this?

Threaten not for upkeep.

How special.

I think that's rather a matter of opinion.

It's what you ordered.

It looks like the reconstituted scrapings of the bottom of a parrot's

He's trying his best, I think.

The boy's an incompetent.

Well, from what I've seen, all you've done is mourn. Can she get in here?

With just cause.

Take it away.

I don't expect to be charged.

Call yourself a chef.

You can feed it to the pigs.

That's all it's fit for.

Make your mind up.

I thought you just said you didn't want it.

Lemberg will house.

I'm sorry, Andrew. I have nothing more to say to you.

I hope you're all in the mood for some serious sport.

Oh, yes.

You can expect some of the best in the whole of the Highlands. You say, Chief.

What is that noise?

What's over there in the woods?

A bell.

Jamaican, huh?

So what sort of madness is this?

Hmm? I don't know. Let's go.

Oh, just in time.

What's this?

Well, I can't run these days and the house and the kitchen.

So he decides to have a rota.

I'm done for cooking.

Look at the draw, mate.

See, um... Oh, no, no, wait a minute.

Cleaning? Yeah.

It's only going to be like that for a couple of days, and then we can all

change. You know where the dusters are, eh?

I've got the outdoors into the room.

You know what? We've all got day jobs.

And we have to find the time.

Unless you think that you're not up to it. Hey, I was in the army, remember?

Any of the move, we polished it.

Well, you'll find this place a doddle then, won't you?

Why is my name not there?

Well, that's just the way things work out. But I can do my share.

Yeah, well, I know that you can.

But, well, it's just that we thought with him... His name is Andrew. We were

together and now we're not. End of story.

I'm just worried about you, Molly.

Oh, Lexi, stop fussing.

Now, there are some curtains in my studio that need fixing. I'll start

Thanks. Have you been? Trying to keep a part of their grumpy fishermen happy.

Not to leave them two miles upstream.

Why don't you take them across the island?

Good.

But somebody got there before us.

Dad's not there.

It was you it came to see, really.

Well, here I am.

Yeah.

So, did you want anything in particular?

Oh, yeah.

That came for you.

Oh, thanks.

So, is he your boyfriend, then, this part?

You read it?

Quick glimpse.

She is a mate.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Duncan!

Hermione.

You're back.

Just for a while.

How are you?

Oh, in the pink.

And you look really fit.

Well, it's lovely to see you.

Maybe catch you later, as they say.

She came all the way up here just to see that.

Are you two back on again?

Good, no.

The island belongs to the Kilwilley estate, and I don't want to see anyone

setting foot in it unless I invite them.

Yeah, but we've always been allowed to. It's like an unwritten agreement.

Then consider it revoked.

You're doing that because Archie isn't here.

I've been planning this for weeks.

So you wait until I'm in charge, and then you make your move.

Share a coincidence.

You cannot do this.

My dear girl.

I already have.

Right. Well, let me tell you this.

We are not going to give up those fishing rights. The business helps

estate and earns us money.

And the chi on the island makes it perfect for spiritual development.

It lies on the intersection of some very powerful ley lines.

Ah!

My lightbulbs! My lightbulbs!

Hello!

You saw that?

I want you as my witness.

A witness?

When I notify the police.

Do you not think that's a bit over the top?

I tend to make sure that delinquent gets locked away.

It's just their kids, and we'll get all that too, anyway.

Wouldn't you say the first duty of the lead is to uphold the law?

Yes, yes, of course.

In which case, I shall expect your support.

Oh, goodness me. God, all the creatures.

Put it all together.

Shoot, whatever you're supposed to do.

Andrew. Duncan, good to see you. Everything all right?

Ah, it's flooded. It'll be okay in a second.

How's Molly?

Well, you know, a bit quiet.

Oh, of course.

Have you heard what happened?

Sir?

Silly misunderstanding.

Well, I don't think she sees it that way.

Still cross with me?

Hello again.

Aren't you going to introduce me?

Um, Andrew, this is Hermione, an old, uh, well, someone I used

to know.

Delighted.

You OK here, then?

Yeah, fine, thanks.

Give Molly my love.

I will.

Bye.

Bye.

Come down, lassie. Well, how can I?

You know, she knows that I'm going to have to take her side.

I just don't want to get you into any more trouble.

What did you say about the island?

Oh, well, basically, we've just got to keep off.

Well, that's that, then.

No, it's not.

You know, she thinks she can just walk all over us. Well, I'm not having it,

Golly.

Golly, we are going to fight this.

Lovely.

Oh, dear.

You have to do better than that.

I'm sorry?

You surely didn't think a few blooms would make me change my mind?

No, no, no. These are from my great -grandfather's grave. He was laid to

here on the island.

We do know that this is an ancient burial ground.

Oh, that's fine. That's okay. All I ask is that you treat it with respect and

try not to disturb my ancestors.

You must think I came down with the last shower.

No, actually, I'm surprised to see you here at all at this time of year.

I mean, you do know that this is a time we're calling to legend.

This is when the Lady of the Loch comes looking for a human sacrifice.

Well, if it'll make you happy, we'll keep an eye out for her.

No need.

No need. See, what happens is that you see a cross, and then you hear her

coming.

You just make sure that no one's around when she calls your name.

Oh, no, come on, everybody.

The short form.

Yet ye come.

Yet ye...

You messed about?

Where?

There.

I'm just a bit behind.

Everybody else is better.

Oh, thanks.

Have you seen Molly?

No. I was going to take everyone down to the pub for a drink, you know, just to

say thanks for helping out. Oh, great.

But I suppose you all want to set a good example.

Get us done first.

Yeah, I, uh... That's what I do.

Well, if Dorothy didn't buy that, then we're just going to have to try harder.

It seems we're out of trouble if we could just fish further down the loch.

Golly, I am not getting out of this.

I really need your help. And this is for the sake of the estate.

Yeah, of course it is. It seems to me it's just getting a wee bit personal.

Uh, you?

I don't think that was very clever, what you did this morning at the castle.

She asked for it.

She got me bloody sacked!

So I'd say we're even now.

Well, that is not how Dorothy sees her.

You do know that she's going to go to the police, and she's asked me to be a

witness for her. Can't you talk her out of it?

Right, OK, I'll do my best.

Just don't hold your breath.

Hi, Molly.

Oh, go ahead and sit here.

I see you have a good paper there, Molly.

Thank you. I'd like to tell you a beer.

Well, no, no, just a happy coincidence.

Okay. Well, cheers.

Cheers.

We must stop meeting like this.

People will talk.

This is where we first met, remember?

Yeah. I don't mean to be rude, but... No, I understand.

You go and sit with your friends.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

I know I behaved very badly.

And it would mean a lot if I thought you could forgive me.

All in the past, as far as that's concerned.

Thank you.

You're very sweet.

That's what I miss about you most, I think.

Oh.

I promised myself I wouldn't do this, but I've been so lonely, and seeing you

brings it all back.

You've been so understanding.

I must do something to say thank you. Really?

No need.

But you'll think I'm ungrateful as well as selfish and scheming and... Okay.

Okay.

Fantastic.

I'm holding a little luncheon party tomorrow. Just a few dear friends.

You must come along, just to show there's no hard feelings.

What time?

11 .30 for 12.

This is rather a quaint little place, isn't it?

So it must be rather quiet for you after all those university pubs.

It was better and wilder in my day.

No, there was a little bit of that.

And there's quite a lot, actually.

I like it here, too. I really do.

Yeah, well, if you ever want a decent night out, then just give me a shout.

You know, somewhere that's a wee bit more lively and some decent men.

And you're married women! No, no, I said that I...

Well, choose the car, then you can take it on a test drive.

There's no need.

But it might be quite nice to have some single men around here for you, Jess.

I don't know.

Do you have someone in mind already?

No, no, I don't.

Just fine on my own, that's all. Right, I'm going to move.

Here, here.

Right, Jess.

I don't think we've been introduced.

I'm Hermione.

I'm Anna.

Yes. You'll no doubt have heard Duncan mention me.

Yes, you have.

I expect he'll be talking about me even more now as we are back together.

Sorry. I know.

I was surprised myself, but we've managed to put our problems behind us.

When did this happen? Just now, didn't he tell you?

Perhaps he doesn't want to go public just yet.

I'll ask him when he comes round for lunch tomorrow.

Duncan, darling.

Yes!

I made it!

Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

That's a matter of opinion.

I've been trying to call you.

Andrew, why?

Maybe if we could find somewhere more private.

Whatever for?

Molly, please, I know you're angry, but if we could just talk.

We have nothing whatsoever to talk about.

You know, it's over.

Now, please, if you'll excuse me, I... Molly.

Molly, I warned you not to hurt her.

Come on, Gully. Molly needs us.

Oh, is that all there?

Fine.

Don't ask.

What's the rest of you cleaning up?

There you are.

I think this is the last of it.

OK. It's time.

Plan B.

Morning. What are you doing at lunchtime?

Nothing much.

Good. I thought there'd be... Yeah, no, when I say nothing much, I mean I've got

to pick up a couple of things from the village.

Can't you do that another time?

No, it's got to be today.

I'm free this evening, so... Sorry. I'm washing my hair.

Okay, Goli?

Okay.

Okay. Well, of course.

Testing, testing.

One, two, three.

If Dorothy wants to play dirty, then so can we.

That looks like an exciting job.

Tell me about it.

It'd be easier with two.

Are you open?

Yeah, maybe.

And what's the cash?

Well, the thing is, I'm not getting on too well with this cleaning thing.

Right. So if I help you, you'll help me.

Huh.

Go on, then.

Great. Oh, one more thing. There's no need to say anything about this

to anybody.

Do you know what it looks like, thinking you can't code?

Yeah, something like that.

Then it's our secret.

I'll go with you.

Okay.

What are you smiling at?

Nothing.

Right, everybody.

The tiger yawns.

And...

So,

how does it feel being the local heart job, eh?

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you've, you know, taken a shine to you.

Oh, yeah? Like who?

Like your little friend from the distillery.

Amanda? Mm -hm.

Well, that's early days, yeah?

Anyway, there's only one.

Well, maybe there's someone a bit closer to home.

You're such a typical man.

You have no idea, do you?

So, tell me.

Jay.

Oh, behave yourself.

I am being serious here.

So where did you get this from?

Just call it female interest.

Ah, yeah. Well, you got it wrong.

Oh, she's a pretty girl.

Yeah, but not my type.

And Golly's daughter.

I suppose that could be a bit awkward.

Maybe I should have a word with her.

Yeah, maybe you should.

I'm starving.

Here you go.

Oh, great.

Is that it?

Of course not.

Milk and sugar.

You and Jess are mates, right?

Aye. Has she... Has she said anything to you about me?

Like what?

Well, like she's got, you know, a thing about me.

She has?

Yeah, apparently.

Have you noticed anything different about her?

I suppose so.

Yet ye sound.

Much better.

Short break now.

Chop, chop.

What is that?

What is it?

And that.

Hey,

where do you want to start? Top or bottom?

Eh?

I'm ready if you are.

Yeah, actually, I think we should forget this. I'm probably better off doing it

on my own.

Then get out and help me with that then.

Norway, we've got a deal.

Where is everybody?

You're the first.

So, do you fancy a little nibble while we're waiting?

Peanuts or cheese sticks?

Oh, thanks.

Make yourself at home.

Can you hear that? Miller, it's only the wind.

Now, time for your individual meditation.

I want you all to find your own me space where you feel most centered.

Important thing is to block out all distractions.

Thanks, mate.

No problem. Where are you heading?

Wherever I can get a lift to.

How far are you going?

I'm only going back to my cottage for now, but when I'm packed, I'm driving

to London.

I'd love to go to London.

Well, the sooner I get started, the better.

I tell you what, you give me a hand with the packing, and I'll drive you all the

way down.

And there's a few quid in it for you, too.

Right. You're on.

Oh, it's miles away.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, of course.

If somebody likes somebody else, somebody that they work with, say, do

that they should come out and say it or try and find out if somebody else feels

the same?

Are we talking about anyone in particular?

No, no, hypothetically.

Probably best away.

Save a lot of embarrassment all round.

Yes. No, you're right.

See? Not just a pretty face.

You mind telling me what's going on?

Seems like your friend didn't find the island quite so spiritual after all.

And I don't think they'll be rushing back.

Do you?

You ready?

Wherever you are.

You won't get away with this.

Oh, well, we already have.

Look, but just to show there's no hard feelings, do you want a ride home?

I'd rather swim.

It looks like you might have to.

Isn't that your boat there?

You know that shellfish are very good for the libido.

Oysters or langoustine?

Shouldn't we wait for the others, Hermione?

Oh, we could make the most of being alone.

Hermione, I... I need to go to the little oyster.

Oh, you're so shy, aren't you, Tiger?

There is no party, is there?

isn't it, some dotty? Well, with role models like you around, it's no wonder

there are young thugs roaming the streets of Glenbogor.

Give them another chance, eh? To do more damage.

Like she?

No, butch god.

Well, I'm glad you think it's so funny.

Funny? It's hilarious.

Because if we're stranded, then you're stranded too.

Oh, my dear.

Can't we talk about that?

Hello? Hello. I was wondering if you could give me some information about

retreat. Retreat?

Yes. I, um... Hello?

What on earth is going on?

I can't get the staff these days.

I just want to talk to somebody about escaping.

So you're not interested in getting another job locally?

I think it might be best if I disappear for a while.

Not bad, eh?

Nah.

This time I went off and saw about the world.

This is just the push I needed.

What do you folks think?

They're mad.

But they love it round here. I can't wait to get out.

About like you.

I never thought I'd leave this place.

I've got nothing to stay for anymore.

Who's this?

My son.

He was in Sydney these days.

When did you last see him?

Five years ago.

Like you, couldn't wait to get away.

Leaving's easy.

Coming back, it's hard.

The kids run for it.

Pigs might fly.

Too cold. Not too dangerous.

Well, one of us could try second.

You know, if we get down there, they might see us.

Okay. Give it a whirl.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Three.

Try again.

Two. No, you just guessed them. Just give me a minute and I'll be fine.

Oh. Any more bright ideas?

Are we going or not?

Somebody called my name.

You're blasted loudspeakers again.

Listen.

Dorothy.

Not so sweet.

The weedy of the rock.

I thought you made all that up.

Yeah, who does? Ha!

What are you doing here?

Well, I wanted to get away from everything and get some peace and quiet.

Never mind all that. How do you get across the loch?

In a canoe.

Where is it now?

Right up down there.

No, it is nothing, Molly. Dorothy!

What?

So, Jess, we've never really talked, have we? You and me.

Well, we talk every day.

No, I mean, talk properly about life and stuff.

OK. What do you want to say?

Well, I... I hear you used to go out with your university lecturer.

Is that true?

Yeah, yeah.

Never again, though.

He's got too much, has he?

No, no, no, I prefer older men.

I've just given up on academics.

I'm more into the outdoor type, me.

Why do you ask, anyway?

No, it's just, um, it's, uh, well, it must have been difficult, that's all,

know.

Relationships between work colleagues.

I mean, how often are they successful, eh?

True, but then you never really find out unless you try.

Sorry. Sorry?

Are you all right? Well, I'm alive, you psycho.

Oh, get a rope.

Look, I'm sorry it's not Gucci.

It's the best we can do.

Active midget.

Driving me to distraction. Testing.

One, two, three, four.

Testing.

Help! Molly, I think the battery's flat.

I'm sorry, but I'll need to sit down for a bit.

He could be in trouble here.

I'm not happy about his wound at all.

Could he have hours, days before anyone even notices we're missing?

Mike. Well, the least we can do is start to build a fire.

I'll go and get some wood. Come on, Dorothy, you too. I beg your pardon.

If you jump about, Dorothy, you'll keep warm.

Hello? Moon, what are you waiting for?

Thanks. No, thank you. It would have taken me ages on my own.

You can't be getting everything wrong.

No, that's right. For instance, I'm terrible at relationships.

Never had any luck at all. In fact, I pity the next woman that gets involved

with me.

Right.

Do I need to know this?

I think you do.

Yes.

Why?

Well, because of... Because of the way you feel.

I've got absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Oh, please, this is embarrassing enough, is it?

Don't make me say it. Say what?

You fancy me.

Look, I'm very flattered.

But I don't. Look, let's just be adult about this. Paul, I don't think of you

like that at all.

Really? Really.

Oh, thank God for that.

Thanks. No, no, no, I'm not saying that. It's just that I'm...

Not interrupted or anything, am I?

No.

Paul, where's the toro?

It's in the shed.

Paul, what have you done with the Land Rover?

Sorry, sorry.

But I've got to get all the dirt out of this wound.

Now, you won't tell me if you start to feel drowsy.

No.

So much for a bit of peace and quiet, huh?

Well, I just wanted to get away, you know.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

You were right all along.

I wish I hadn't been.

I should have listened to you.

Well, it won't happen again.

I'd rather be on my own.

Molly, how many times have I told you? You've got years left.

If you waste them because of what's happened, then it really has stolen

something from you.

Good Frank, Ollie.

Where would I be without you?

Probably not stuck in this island.

Well, now I am here.

I can't think of anybody I'd rather be stranded with.

Thanks for that.

No problem. Open up the bonnet. We'll make sure there's no damage.

Right, I should be off. I've got a lot to restock.

I could really do a hand if you're not too busy.

Yeah So, uh, why are you up to that?

Can't see the break, that's all.

Matches. Well, I haven't got any.

Well, don't look at me.

Waste of time collecting all that then, wasn't it?

Might have known though, really.

Excuse me.

You haven't been so desperate to be the first one in our lifeboat then we

wouldn't be here.

You started all this.

And how do you work that one out?

It's obvious.

You have to have the last word, don't you?

No.

And this is going to help, is it?

No, no, you're right.

It doesn't matter whose fault it is.

All that matters is what we do now.

That should be okay, but if you want to just turn it over.

So, where was it you were going?

London.

Oh, yeah?

How long for?

Don't know yet.

Okay.

There is another way, you know.

What are you talking about?

To sort this out.

You could admit you made a mistake and apologize.

That way you wouldn't have to run away.

Because that is what you're doing, isn't it?

No way I'm apologizing.

Why don't all of you just get off my back? It's my life.

I tried talking to him. He wouldn't listen to me.

Why should he?

Seems to me you're both doing the same thing.

What do you mean?

Both running and both leaving a mess behind you.

Except he seems to have beaten you to it.

Just try a wee bit faster.

God damn it, Morgan.

Help me. We are not living up here. You want me to do it?

No, no, no. I did it once in the go, guys. I can do it again. Okay, okay,

Oh, no.

Come on, Molly.

Oh, my God!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh,

my God!

You and Paul think we've seen a lot of each other.

God, don't you start.

I've just had to put him straight on a couple of things.

I know the feeling.

It won't be a minute.

You're doing my night.

I'm sorry.

What for?

Locking the door on me or causing an accident?

That wasn't supposed to happen.

But it did, didn't it? We could have been killed.

I know.

Listen, it is over between you and me.

You've got to move on.

You're right.

Right, so... From now on, will you leave me alone?

If that's what you really want.

It is, yes.

Later then, darling.

Hey, is anyone fancy a dram?

Oh, yes.

Yes, please.

Oh.

If you've been stuck here, we'll be too bad.

Or maybe we can get off after all.

Huh? Look.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Molly?

Lexie? Dad!

Have you seen Molly?

No, I haven't seen Lexie. No?

It's a bit weird.

It's you?

Is everybody home?

Hang on a minute. Come and have a look at this.

Can you see that mug?

Where are we going?

You're not going anywhere. I want you in the kitchen. Why? Well, if they've been

stuck out there, they want some hot food, and it's your turn to cook.

What are we going to do? I haven't got a clue, but I'll think of something.

Oh, yes,

I can't reach her.

Oh, my goodness.

I think I've had enough of this.

What are you doing?

Well, being wet didn't kill me before, and I don't suppose it will again.

Dorothy! Careful.

Careful.

Find yourself on the rock.

Nice one, Dorothy.

Well done, Dorothy. Now all we need is something waterproof, you know, so we

block up that hole.

I don't remember seeing anything. We must have scoured the whole island when

were looking for the wood.

Maybe I should start a range of black plastic swimwear.

I'm going to need two people in here.

One to paddle and then the other one just to hold this in place.

The first thing you do when you get to shore is find me something to wear.

It's just you and me then, lass. No way.

I'd rather think I've done my bit.

No, I wasn't meaning you.

I meant there is no way, golly, you're getting in this canoe. We still don't

know how bad your injuries are.

It's fine.

I'll come with you. We can do it.

Right.

I think we're all set.

Before you go...

I owe you an apology.

Some of the things I said earlier, I wasn't being fair.

No.

I'm sorry.

And this whole stupid sabotage thing, it was all my idea.

I should have listened to you, golly.

You know, I just... I just wanted to be taken seriously.

You know?

And a little bit of respect.

And you have.

Repairing the canoe.

Well... That was a team effort.

You repeat me the leader.

We're in, you're dead.

Well, maybe there is something you could do for me.

If I can.

You and that vandal.

Come on, he's just a kid.

Please, don't go with the police.

All right.

But I'm not letting him off scot -free.

He can...

Jolly well clear up the mess those animals have made with my herbaceous

I will make sure he does.

I never thought I'd see the day.

The onion's ready yet.

Careful.

Have I done something to upset you?

No.

Look, I thought we were supposed to be mates.

What? Then why won't you tell me the truth about you and Hermione?

You two are an item again, aren't you?

No. You went round for lunch, she told me.

Nothing happened.

Yeah, how many times have I heard that?

What's the matter anyway?

I just, I don't like being lied to.

You're not.

She's a bamper.

Honestly, she won't leave me alone.

Why? Because she wants us to get back together.

Tell her you're not interested.

I've tried.

Believe me, she won't take no for an answer.

There you go.

What are you doing?

Hermione's out there.

She thinks we're together. She might back off.

No, we shouldn't be doing this.

What do you mean?

We've got to work together, and you're my best friend's daughter.

Yeah.

Just to help you out. It didn't mean anything.

Yeah, of course.

Right, good.

Huh? How are you doing?

Yep. Nearly there.

Uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh. We're starting to shake water. What?

You took your time.

I had the cleaning to do, didn't I?

You

came

back, then?

Aye.

You were right.

It's time to play some music.

Well, that was your chance.

Good luck.

I don't want you to say a word, young man.

Not even if it's sorry.

Apology accepted.

I won't be taking the matter further this time.

That's brilliant, thanks.

If you hadn't have turned up when you did... I'm glad I came back.

I think we all are.

Won't you come for something to eat?

Time to hit the road.

I'm sorry, Molly, for everything.

You know I'd never take you back, you naughty boy.

But I do forgive you.

I'd like us to part as friends.

Yes, so would I.

Good luck.

Thanks for the clothes, Lexi.

I'll bring them back as soon as I can.

Make sure you leave enough time to stop and have a coffee.

Nice of a proper chat.

Absolutely.

And I think the first thing we should talk about is shared fishing rights.

Sorry? Well, if the island's not going to be a sanctuary,

Kilwilley Estate might as well make some profit.

Mmm.

This is wonderful.

Mmm.

Please pass my compliments to the cook.

Well, perhaps you can tell him yourself.

It's OK.

Maybe a touch less salt next time.

I'm glad you like it.

What is it?

Lentil and bacon.

Well, maybe you should go and work in the pub again.

So, are you looking for a job?

You know of anything?

Well, after the rescue job we made on his soup.

Who?

I don't think you could do any better.

Well, perhaps I will have to.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Well, the rotor wasn't a success.

Yeah, and if it gives us more time for our real jobs, it makes financial sense.

Right, well, we'll give you a go.

See how it works out.

Duncan?

Don't you ever give up? I'm not here to see you.

In fact, if I never see you again, it'll be too soon. No, it's her I want to

speak to.

Only to warn her what she's letting herself in for.

I hope you're satisfied now.

He's all yours.

Oh, listen, am I... Just don't be surprised if he breaks your heart like

broken mine.

That's not how it looks.

It's not?