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Bye bye.

What do you want to see?

I'm doing a survey.

Yes.

I was wondering if you could help me with this.

What is it?

It's a questionnaire about love between people of different ages.

Love?

What are you doing now?

I'm going to a travel agency.

I'm going on a trip next.

I'm going to have a meal.

This is my family.

Family?

Yes.

This is my parent.

I'm a girl.

My daughter and son.

Why are you wearing school uniform?

Me?

I have to go to club after this.

If you answer, I'll give you a ride.

I'll give you a ride.

I just have to answer?

Yes.

You can enter.

I think you often do it in the city.

I'll do my best.

I see.

I heard you have a problem.

I'm helping you to solve your problem.

I'm doing a self-study.

Self-study?

I'm proud of you.

It's almost over.

It's a strange studio about five minutes walk from here.

Studio.

You can solve it in five minutes.

How is it?

Five minutes?

It's about 5 minutes away.

We'll also give you a ride.

Let's eat salad and rice.

Let's eat a lot.

Let's go.

Tofu topping.

It's okay to leave it as it is, so it's American style.

Please sit down.

Yes, it's a studio that remodeled the house to create a sense of proximity.

Please feel free to ask me anything.

Dad's doing it.

Um...

I'm sorry about that.

My fingers are numb.

Bye.

I love you.

Pfft

They really are a couple.

I thought you were a girl.

No, I'm not.

So you are a wife.

I thought you were a girl.

I'm a wife.

No, I'm not.

I'm the youngest in my family.

I'm Nishika.

Last but not least, this popular person.

Popular person?

This is Naoki.

University student

What are you studying?

Do you want to add a fruit parlor?

No, I don't like fruits.

What?

You said it.

It's a fruit parlor.

That's amazing.

Yeah, she's my type.

I think I can do it.

My husband is an office worker.

And your daughter is Tsugu.

By the way, where did you meet such a beautiful wife?

I'm the one who started it.

I'll go in.

Please attack me

I got kicked out.

You got kicked out.

I got kicked out a few times.

That's what happened.

I bounced again.

I hit the wall.

I moved and attacked.

I don't think there are many people who attack like this.

You're still here, aren't you?

I'm not here anymore.

On the contrary, do you have a daughter or a son or a lover?

I have one.

What?

I didn't ask you.

I have one.

I can't do it.

I really like sweets, but I bought a lot of sweets and prepared them for me.

I'm a kind person.

I told you I like fruits.

He buys me a lot of fruits.

It's been found.

Bring it with you.

I'm so happy!

Have you never been there before?

No, never.

That's right.

I'm not sure about that.

I asked you to write a questionnaire.

The last part is like a sorrow.

Family meeting

Before the family meeting

I want to solve

I'm worried about love

I wrote a love questionnaire

It's a matter of genetics, so I'd like you to solve it for women.

There are two women.

There are two people of a wide age range.

I'd like to listen to their opinions and solve their problems.

If you look at it, you can see that there is a strange space on the other side.

What's going on?

This is a magic mirror.

You can't see it from there, but you can see it from here.

Oh, really?

How is it?

Go to your daughter.

Wow!

Look at me.

I can't see it at all.

I can see myself.

Why?

It's a mechanism that you can see from the other side and put it in from this side.

I can see it, but I can't see it at all.

I'd like my father to go over there for about 5 minutes, and in the meantime, I'd like to solve the problem between the two of us.

Thank you very much.

I'm glad to hear that.

Dad, please go over there.

There are also sweets.

And alcohol.

I don't have alcohol.

Please disassemble the alcohol.

I'll do my best!

It's hot, isn't it?

Please take a seat.

I haven't told your father yet, but he's deaf.

He can't hear us.

He can't hear us even if we call his name.

He can't hear us even if we call his name.

I can't see it.

I don't know, my son seems to have a serious problem, so it's bad if you hear it.

What do you think you are worried about?

I can't go to a girl's house.

That's one way.

I didn't look like I had any worries.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you worried about?

I don't know.

Can you tell me your worries?

Actually, I'm a virgin.

I see.

I shouldn't laugh.

I've never had a girlfriend.

I see.

I see.

I've taken statistics.

Two.

Thank you for your viewing.

Are you okay?

I was surprised to find out that I was better than the statistics.

What did you say?

I think that the probability of living a life of self-indulgence is more than 60%.

60%!

Is it more than half?

That was pretty fast.

I see.

When you become a member of society, you will have less contact with women.

That's why you have such a figure.

I see.

How old were you?

I was 21.

Yes, there are still some.

From a lack of awareness of women,

the case of a man in his teens who has a job or a company and is a failure in his business.

Wow, really?

I think you have to talk to women.

Even if it's not a business, I think there are women in the company.

Like communication.

I couldn't take it.

Re-marriage

It's been a while since I did this.

This is Ichika-san.

Me?

According to this man, the other person is also a insect.

I see.

I'm doing something like a self-study class to save that.

Self-study class?

I was thinking about the content of the previous class.

Can you read it for us?

What?

If you do it in order from the top left

Family...

Who's going to do it?

Family, right?

Family?

Yes, the three of us.

Seriously?

I want you to make it for me.

These two.

I want you to make it for me.

But he is my son.

Please make it.

Son and brother.

I'll give you this if you do it to the end.

Wow, really?

Wow, this much?

Yes, if you do it to the end.

To the end?

What does it say?

Watermelon mission?

This?

This?

Yes.

But this is...

We did it together.

Really?

We did it together?

Yes.

It's okay to do it halfway.

Halfway?

That's amazing.

If you do it at first and get used to it, it's over.

If you kiss her on the cheek, it will be three times depending on how you touch her breasts.

You wrote it in the questionnaire, didn't you?

Thank you very much.

It says happiness is what dad wants.

I can't buy it with money, but I think I'll be happy if I do this.

I understand. I think they are having a hard time because they have to go on a mission.

How do you feel now?

I was surprised at many things.

But this is a family...

I don't know how many...

Yeah.

You're saving me.

I know, right?

You're amazing.

I'm going to go out. I can't go out forever, so I'd like the three of you to talk to each other.

Even if I don't do it, I'll give you money until the middle.

So there are three people.

My father is over there.

Your father?

I don't know him.

I hate it when you guys do this to me.

I know, right?

Please do your best.

I'm going to have lunch.

Excuse me.

Please call me when you're done.

I'm outside.

Excuse me.

It's all done.

It's done.

There's a lot.

What should I do?

Really?

This is no good.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.

I can't see anything.

I'm not sure if it's because I'm old or if it's because I'm dying.

I don't have much time.

I'm getting impatient all of a sudden.

I didn't know you were getting impatient.

I'm glad I joined the society.

This is weird.

I'll do my best.

I'm going to put it on my head.

I'm going to put it on my head.

I don't know if it's a good idea.

I'm going to put it on my head.

I don't have any money, so I don't know what to do.

Even if you have a girlfriend, if you don't know how to do it, you'll be dumped.

Oh, I see.

That's true.

It's a tough problem.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed about this.

Then, I'll do my best.

The first one.

The cheek, right?

It should be like this.

Okay.

同時に入りました。

同時に入りました。

It's hard.

This is the first one.

Yes.

This is the first one.

Yes.

I didn't do this.

OK.

Just for a moment, just for a moment.

It's a hug.

It's a hug.

Do you want to go together?

Yes, together.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it on my lips.

I got it.

You got it.

I got it.

It's hot.

Next.

Next?

Next.

How to touch your boobs.

How to lick them.

How to lick them.

How to lick?

How to lick?

Lick?

How should I do it?

How should I do it?

You want to try it, right?

First, let me touch your belly button.

Do you like it?

Yes, yes.

Thank you for your viewing.

The difference is...

Bye bye!

It was a bad idea.

I see.

Bye.

Let's go to the next one.

That was easy.

Tell me how to kiss.

It's not a skill.

Yeah.

I rub my face and my lips.

I've said it before.

Don't you want to use this?

It's because of the kiss.

Just start with money.

I'll try it someday.

I feel like I can do it.

I don't want to be made a fool of.

Even if you are made a fool of,

it's pointless.

I really don't know anymore.

I don't know.

I can't get up.

Isn't it a little dangerous?

It's a little...

It's a little tight.

Tight?

This?

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Don't shoot me.

What did you say?

I don't know.

I can't believe it.

This is not a song I mentioned.

Why are you touching me?

I don't know.

It's embarrassing.

I can't breathe.

I'm so tired.

Oh my god

It's easy to see around the buttocks.

Bye!

I want to go there.

You want to go there?

Yes.

What?

I don't know how to touch it.

No.

Bye!

I don't know the exact location.

The location?

I've never seen it before.

It's better to have a cake like this.

I don't know

Are you okay?

I can't see anything.

I don't know what I'm doing

What are you doing?

I don't know what I'm doing

It's okay, sit down.

It's a little hard.

Yes.

Bye!

Don't open your eyes.

It's different.

It hurts.

It's different.

Let me see.

It's not working at all.

And I'm used to this place.

It's totally different from being a family.

I did it.

Don't forget to subscribe!

I'll do my best.

Yes.

I have to finish this.

I don't know how to do it.

Because I'm a family member.

If a family member does such a thing,

Yes.

It's not good.

What will happen?

It's okay if you just know how to do it.

I think it's for my son.

The other side.

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I see.

Bye.

Are you sure you want to do it?

I can't help it because I've come this far.

I know, right?

It's so hot.

It's so hot.

Yeah.

See ya!

I'm so tired.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Thank you very much.

Urgh...

Thank you for your viewing.

I'm sleepy.

Thank you for your viewing.

See you next time!

I feel good.

This shape

I want to do it.

What is this?

It's dirty.

How do you do this?

It overlaps.

What? Why?

It's up.

What?

Do you do this?

How do you choose?

I'm going to do the same.

Oh, really?

I didn't know that.

How do you feel?

How do you feel?

I don't feel anything.

I don't feel anything.

Okay.

I'm embarrassed.

Bye bye!

What's wrong?

Please subscribe to my channel!

Tee hee

I can't believe it!

I'm pregnant.

Why are you pregnant?

No way!

Really?

What are you going to do if you get pregnant?

Why?

Toilet!

Wait!

I'm going to the toilet next to you.

I couldn't bear it.

What are you going to do if you get pregnant?

It's not good if you get pregnant.

I don't know.

I'm getting a headache.

I'm getting a headache.

I'm getting a headache.

I'm getting a headache.

I'm getting a terrible voice.

I'm getting a headache.

What should I do?

I'm scared...

Let's do it one more time.

We haven't done it yet.

We can't do it again.

Can you do it?

Yes.

You can do it.

Wow, you can do it.

This is the top.

The top?

Yes.

It's okay.

I'm going to cry.

Ah, my shoes...

Ahhhhh

Ahhhh!

It's fun, isn't it?

I can't do it!

Ah, I can't do it.

I'm scared!

It's amazing!

Did you put it in your head?

Did you put it in your head?

What?

You said no earlier.

I can't stop moving.

What should I do?

What if I get pregnant?

I'll have a baby with my brother.

It's okay.

I'll wipe it right away.

I slept so well.

I feel refreshed.

Thank you for your viewing.

Thank you for your viewing.

I'll go get it.

Thank you very much.

I heard that it was over, but

What happened to you?

I don't know.

I solved it.

Did you solve it?

How far did you solve it?

Did you make friends with them?

Who did you make friends with?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Oh, you two did it.

Yes.

Why did you do that?

I'm so into it.

What will happen to these three in the future?

This is the last time I'm going to do this, so I'm going to do it from now on.

Are you going to do it again?

No, I won't.

Is this the end?

It's the end.

I told you it was the end.

I'm scared.

What?

Why?

What's wrong?

I think it's over.

Yeah.

There is no future.

I don't have any plans for the future.

I see.

Since you've completed the mission, I'll give you a prize.

Shoki

Is it okay to put it in the sauce?

I gave it to you for a long time.

You don't have to destroy the evidence.

The evidence is destroyed.

I won't give it to you.

I'll get you a board or something.

It seems that the problem has been solved.

I see.

How was it?

Right?

You want a dog, right?

Yeah, that's the solution.

You wanted a dog?

Yes.

I don't think so.

Don't say that.

Yeah, he's a tough guy.

Well, I'd like to talk to a man alone, so please come over here.

Yes.

I'm going to call the police.

I have a suggestion.

When I asked you where you were going after that, you looked like you were going on a trip.

I can't go on a trip.

I have a suggestion.

I want you to film the sex scene afterwards.

After that, I will hand over the camera, so if you take a picture of the sex scene after that, I will put it in front of you.

Let's make it.

I want to take a picture with this.

Please take a picture and send it to this address.

I got it.

Then I'll get 100 yen.

What do you think?

I want to do it.

It's my first time.

Thank you very much.

Let's go back to where we left off.

What's wrong?

You didn't do it.

Ichigo's boyfriend?

Good boy.

Good boy.

Yes.

Good.

I'm saved.

See you.

Bye bye!

Oh, it's coming!

Hello, Ichikun?

It's okay.

I thought you were on the phone.

No, I was just relaxing.

I'm sorry. Are you angry?

Not at all.

I'm not a small man.

I'm not angry.

That's right.

Bye!

How are you, Ichi-kun?

I'm so tired.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

I just came back, changed my clothes, and laid down.

I was waiting for Ichi-kun.

I think so too.

Really?

It's fate.

You're lying!

Bye-bye.

Bye! I'm Daidai Dai!

More...

Ahaha!

There's a lot more!

Daidai.

Daisuki?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Yeah.

Wow, you're right!

I love you.

Lucky 8

It hurts, it hurts.

Give it to me.

Wait, I'm going to cut it.

Yeah.

What are you recording?

Why are you recording?

What are you doing there?

I want to do it again someday.

Did you hear everything I just said?

Yeah, I was listening.

I don't like it.

Let's do it again.

The end.

What? Why?

It's fine, right? Let's do it.

What?

Why are you filming this?

Turn it off.

Turn it off.

I'm telling you to turn it off.

Erase?

I don't use a camera, so I can't erase it.

Don't bother me.

Do you like it?

It's good.

That's good.

Bye!

And it's mine.

Good girl.

Don't do that.

It's delicious!

Bye!

I'm gonna go shopping, wanna come with me?

Oh, I'm fine. I just got home from school and I'm tired, so I'm fine.

Why?

No, it's just that Ichigo doesn't get along well with his boyfriend.

Let's talk about it

That's all.

Really?

We get along well.

I don't know.

No...

I'm scared!

Ehh!?

Bye.

No...

I want it.

Ouch!

Bye!

I'm so sleepy.

I can't, I can't!

See you next time!

I told you it's not good.

It's getting better.

Come on.

Are you still shooting this video?

Yes.

Are you still shooting this video?

Yes.

What?

I'm still shooting this video.

Is that so?

Yes.

What?

What?

I can't do it anymore.

It's easier for you to do it this way, isn't it?

That's true, but I can't do it anymore.

I can't do it anymore.

Wait a minute.

Here?

It's just a little bit.

It's just a little bit.

It's just a little bit.

Bye!

Thank you for watching today. Have a nice day!

Yeah...

Bye bye.

What?

Okay.

Ah, ah...

Bye!

Ah, it feels good.

It's hard.

delicious

Bye!

Bye bye!

I'm going to do a lot of exercises.

Is that so?

Oh, my knees.

Oh, my knees.

Oh, my knees.

Bye bye!

It's hard.

Oh my god!

Bye!

Ouch!

Oh, ouch!

What are you doing?

Why?

What?

You put it here?

Why did you put it here?

Did it come out?

The function is close.

I know.

I want to have sex again.

It's good.

I told you I was going to clean it up.

I told you.

We made a promise.

Let's not do that.

I'm going to put the rest in the microwave.

Welcome back!

What do you want to eat?

What should we eat?

Potatoes and carrots, so I want to eat meat and potatoes.

Meat and potatoes again?

I don't eat that much.

You are a meat and potatoes girl.

No, I'm not.

Do you want to eat pasta?

Meat

So it's a win-win situation.

Yeah.

I'm looking forward to it.

Bye.

You only know yukujaga, don't you?

No, I don't.

You can only make yukujaga, can't you?

No, I can make mapo tofu.

Mapo tofu is...

5 o'clock practice.

Isn't it weird? It's not in Japanese.

It's not in Japanese?

It's like art.

I want to do it again.

No, you don't.

Can I?

It's going to be a mess.

It's delicious.

It's okay.

I don't think so.

Even if you have good grades, you can't keep up with the class after you enter university.

I see.

I'm going to take a picture.

What? Really?

It's good.

I see.

Thank you for your viewing.

I think I got the wrong one.

I got the Spanish one.

You got the Spanish one?

Yes.

What about the Spanish one?

If I got the English one, I could speak, but it was difficult.

Oh, really?

Because it was a popular language.

There were very few students.

I see.

There were only 4 people.

There were only 4 people in the first grade.

There were only 4 people.

If I didn't choose,

I see.

I would be found out if I didn't attend.

That's true.

Thank you for your viewing.

It's just a feeling of studying.

It's good, isn't it?

Thank you for your viewing.

That's right.

That's right.

You can't eat it with a skewer.

Recently, I draw on my computer.

I'm going home.

I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but I'm going to try it anyway.

You are an alien.

You are so cute.

You are cute.

Wow

It's a novel dish.

Really?

I'm a genius.

It's not meat and potato.

I thought it was meat and potato.

But it has four votes.

What?

Wasn't it four votes?

It has four votes.

It's meat and potato.

Meat and potato.

This is meat and potato.

This is good.

I think it's good for salad.

It's novel.

Yes.

It's a good sense.

It's a good sense, isn't it?

There's nothing you can't see when you go.

Yeah.

Mapo... was it Mapo Tofu?

Rather than Mapo Tofu...

What is this?

Thank you for your viewing.

I feel great!

Thank you for your viewing.

I want to do it.

I want to do it.

No.

What?

Nothing.

Bye.

Good boy.

Good boy.

It's hot.

You'll be found out.

It's okay.

I have to keep my voice down.

I'm sorry, I can't help it.

Thank you for your viewing.

and say goodbye.

Wait a minute.

It's good!

It's been 13 years since he was born.

Bye bye.

I'm glad I was able to show you a little of my daily life.

Don't do that!

I won't.

You won't?

What's wrong with you?

Thank you for your viewing.

See ya!

Thank you for your viewing.

Bye.

No...

Thank you for your viewing.

Hello?

Oh, it's Ichikawa.

What's wrong?

No, it's like...

What?

It's like...

What?

I can't understand what you're saying.

What?

I can't understand.

No, I have other things to do.

Eh? What do you mean?

I'm asking you.

Like Ankurumon and Yalza.

I don't know anything.

What do you mean?

So...

So...

I can't meet you.

That's what I was thinking.

I don't know

That's terrible!

That's terrible!

That's how everyone is.

Because I don't play games.

I used to love you so much.

It's hot.

Ichigo, you don't have to...

I...

It was just a game?

Eh, Ichikawa...

It's just a game.

There's no way I'm playing with you!

It's hot.

Nooo

There's nothing I can do.

I'm crying.

I'm not crying!

This command.

Bye!

I love you.

I can't.

Well, that's what it is, so I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

I couldn't sleep.

I'm sleepy.

lol

I'm scared...

Yeah...

Ohohohoh

Bye!

My baby...

Bye!

Itadakimasu!

What were you doing?

I was purring

I'm not back yet.

What is it?

It's time to go home.

I want to see it.

I'm home!

What are you doing?

Welcome home.

Just the two of us.

I'm trying my best.

Bye!

That's not fair!

Bye!

It's not fair.

Thank you very much.

No way.

It's dangerous.

Ahem.

What?

What are you doing with the camera?

I told you to take a video.

I told you, but I didn't think you'd bring a camera like this.

Are you going to shoot with this?

I've never filmed anything like this.

I'm surprised.

I'm going to judge you.

Stick together

Can you see it?

What?

Are you ready?

Yes.

Bye.

lol

I see.

Thank you so much for watching until the end.

Thank you for watching until the end. I love you😍

Thanks for watching guys !

Thank you so much for watching until the end. I love you💕

Bye!

See you next time!

Yes.

It's painful, isn't it?

Yes.

It's like a boob

It's hard to do it when you can't do it.

It's hard.

I'm not sure.

Yes.

You are so talkative.

Bye bye!

I'm not filming.

It hurts.

Give me your hand.

Thank you for your viewing.

I love you.

Thank you for your viewing.

Bye!

Thank you for your viewing.

I don't want to...

It's hot.

Zzz...

Zzz...

Zzz...

Zzz...

Zzz...

Zzz...

Zzz...

Oh, my God.

Bye!

Zzz...

It's done.

lol

Bye!

It hurts.

Ahem.

Uh-huh.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Muah!

Ah, I see.

Ah, yes, yes.

Ahaha...

I cried a lot.

Thank you for watching my video today, and I'll see you in the next video.

Hehe...

Hehe...

Slurp...

Slurp...

Thank you very much for watching until the end.

Thank you for watching until the end.

Slurp

Slurp

Thank you for watching until the end. I love you😍

Thank you so much for watching until the end today as well.

I love you.

Yeah...

Like this

I'm full.

Are you happy?

Thank you very much for watching until the end.

Please subscribe to my channel.

Bye bye.

Zzz...

It's hot

Thank you very much for watching my video.

Thank you for watching today. Have a nice day!

I'm so happy that I can't stop smiling.

I'm so happy that I can't stop smiling.

I love you.

That's good.

I'll pinch you.

Can you take a picture of me?

What?

Can you take a picture of me?

OK.

Bye!

Hehe

Haa... Haa... Haa... Haa...

lol

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

My neck feels good

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Mmm, yes, good.

It hurts.

Yeah!

I want to do it, too.

I'll do it.

Hold this.

Hmm, I see.

Hehe

Is it done?

Thank you for your viewing.

It's hot.

Bye!

I don't think I can sleep tonight.

My brother is getting very hard.

This is messy.

It's messy, isn't it?

Let's do it easy.

I can't take it anymore.

I can't stand it anymore.

I'm sleepy...

Wow, you're sweating a lot.

Does it feel good?

Yes, it does.

Haah!

I feel so good!

Asu...

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ah, it feels so good!

It's so good!

Ah, it feels so good!

I can see it, I can see it!

Oh my god!

I'm so happy!

I feel sick...

I'm so sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I can hear the sound of the road.

Ah, I feel so good!

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much for watching.

Does your butt feel good?

Thank you very much.

Oh no, he's gone.

Ah, it feels so good.

It feels so good!

Thank you for your viewing.

Bye bye!

I can't take it anymore.

I can't take it anymore.

Ah, it feels so good.

Bye

Please subscribe to my channel.

Can you take it off?

Thank you for your viewing.

Ahhhh

I feel sick

I feel so good!

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Please subscribe to my channel!

Thank you for your viewing.

Ouch!

I can't believe it!

I can't stop crying.

Good girl.

I want to sleep.

I want to sleep.

I want to sleep.

Bye!

It's so hot...

No!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Bye bye!

It hurts!

It hurts!

It hurts!

It's so cold.

It's so cold.

I feel sick.

It hurts.

Psss!

Psss!

No! No! No!

It's okay.

I love you.

I'm so sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

It's hot.

It's the first time I've seen someone cry like that.

This is how you do it.

It feels so good!

I feel so good!

Ah, it's so hot...

Ah, it feels so good...

No good...

It hurts!

It hurts!

I feel sick.

Mom...

Oh, it feels good.

I feel so good!

I feel so good!

No!

No!

I'm scared.

Hey, let me in too.

Ouch!

I feel sick.

I can't move my hips anymore...

Bye!

I feel so good.

Do you feel good here?

I feel so good.

Yeah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

I'm so full!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Please watch again.