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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,501 Fuck me! 4 00:01:26,376 --> 00:01:28,084 Fuck me! 5 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:35,751 Cut! 6 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:37,042 Cut? 7 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,417 Are you kidding me? 8 00:03:38,626 --> 00:03:40,018 Don't cut! 9 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:40,417 Hey! 10 00:03:40,584 --> 00:03:41,584 Don't cut! 11 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:42,792 Don't cut! 12 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,167 Don't cut! 13 00:04:00,376 --> 00:04:03,626 Hey why were you telling me not to cough? 14 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:04,792 I wasn't coughing. 15 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:07,042 I didn't say anything. 16 00:04:07,501 --> 00:04:09,376 Then what were you yelling? 17 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:10,917 Hey! 18 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:11,876 Yeah? 19 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:15,126 Come in here for a minute. 20 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:20,102 Hey! Why are you peeping on me in the shower? 21 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:24,001 Ha! What haven't I seen before? 22 00:04:24,626 --> 00:04:26,251 I'm not talking to you. 23 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:27,478 I'm talking the ducks. 24 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:30,084 "Hey! Quit Staring!" 25 00:04:30,376 --> 00:04:31,834 "I'm not!" 26 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:34,084 Cute. 27 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:37,501 You didn't even notice. I drew it a while ago. 28 00:04:38,376 --> 00:04:39,459 Pass my towel? 29 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,501 You don't pay me any attention. 30 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:47,876 You'd be the last to know if I grew a beard. 31 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,501 Why the long face? 32 00:04:54,751 --> 00:04:58,251 So you're unemployed... it's not the end of the world. 33 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:01,102 I'm employed! I'll keep you around for now. 34 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,310 But you'll have to pay me back someday! 35 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:04,001 It's been a whole year... 36 00:05:04,751 --> 00:05:06,876 Not a year... not quite. 37 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:09,977 I feel... like the phone is going to ring with a job offer! 38 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:12,001 - No way... - Yes way! 39 00:05:12,876 --> 00:05:14,334 Give me your duck face! 40 00:05:16,501 --> 00:05:18,001 It'll. All. Be. Fine! 41 00:05:23,251 --> 00:05:25,251 The phone! 42 00:05:28,251 --> 00:05:30,876 - Hello? Sing? - Yes, that's me. 43 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:33,626 - I'm Chung. - Oh, Chung! 44 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:37,126 - What was that! - Nothing, nothing... What's up? 45 00:05:37,501 --> 00:05:41,001 That script you told me about? I found an investor who loves it! 46 00:05:41,376 --> 00:05:42,656 Let's meet up and talk about it. 47 00:05:43,251 --> 00:05:44,251 Hello? 48 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:45,977 Hello? 49 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:50,501 Hey! Can you hear me? Are you still there? 50 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,001 I'll buy tickets then! 51 00:05:56,751 --> 00:05:59,084 I'm fucking your mother right now. 52 00:06:01,001 --> 00:06:02,560 You better figure it out! 53 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:03,977 You're asking me? 54 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:07,102 Go to war? How many vans do we need to rent? 55 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:08,435 And what about the equipment? 56 00:06:08,459 --> 00:06:12,376 And then there's the drinks and snacks after; you think those are free? 57 00:06:13,626 --> 00:06:15,876 All for saving face? 58 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,126 This face? Your face? 59 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:23,209 Idiot! We're business men! This is a legitimate organization! 60 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:24,876 You think you're gangsters? 61 00:06:26,251 --> 00:06:28,852 Next time, check with Accounting first. 62 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:31,626 Does it make us money? Only come ask me if it does! 63 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,584 Get out! 64 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:43,084 Where were we? 65 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:47,352 Yes, so, in our story, in the opening scene, 66 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:50,727 we were saying, the protagonist goes down into the subway, 67 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:53,376 and he realizes he's being followed. 68 00:06:54,126 --> 00:06:57,477 And so he uh, walks into the passage ways... 69 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,626 Boss, you've been on the subway, you've seen the passage ways... 70 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:04,727 And then the camera will... follow him... chase him, and then, uh, 71 00:07:04,751 --> 00:07:07,501 lots of motion blur... then... 72 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:08,667 Apologies. 73 00:07:09,334 --> 00:07:10,334 Hey! 74 00:07:11,709 --> 00:07:15,334 Motherfucker, burn down the shop. Duh! 75 00:07:15,876 --> 00:07:16,728 Tell me! 76 00:07:16,752 --> 00:07:18,602 What is the Hong Kong government doing? 77 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:20,626 My film is premiering tonight, 78 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:23,272 and the VCDs are already for sale in Mong Kok and Sham Shui Po! 79 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,501 Directly impacts my bottom line, right? 80 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:26,334 Yes! 81 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:28,001 Burn his mother's shop! 82 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,251 We're too too off topic. 83 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:36,751 What were you saying about the subway and getting high? 84 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:42,251 The protagonist runs into the killer on the subway... 85 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:43,561 ...then... 86 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:44,959 Yes! The killer! 87 00:07:45,251 --> 00:07:46,810 Have you seen that movie? 88 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,251 Seven? Se7en? 89 00:07:49,626 --> 00:07:52,251 That one I've seen. Probably easy to make! 90 00:07:52,584 --> 00:07:54,626 We can add comedic elements to it! 91 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,501 And we can call it... 92 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,102 Double Se7en 93 00:07:58,126 --> 00:08:01,876 "Cheaper by the Baker's Dozen?" Oh! That's good! 94 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:07,376 Add some violence, add some nudity, $300.000 budget, and we have a winner. 95 00:08:08,376 --> 00:08:09,501 Brilliant! 96 00:08:11,126 --> 00:08:13,001 And the main actor... 97 00:08:14,501 --> 00:08:15,501 Fucking speak up! 98 00:08:16,876 --> 00:08:17,876 Mango? 99 00:08:19,626 --> 00:08:20,626 It's Mango! 100 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,876 Daddy! It's not fair! 101 00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:28,602 You said I could be leading lady! 102 00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:29,959 You lied! 103 00:08:30,251 --> 00:08:33,042 But the director just made me pace around. 104 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:35,042 Topless, too! 105 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:38,376 I don't mind nudity if I'm in the lead role, 106 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:41,251 I don't mind sacrificing a little for art, 107 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:44,626 - But, - Alright, alright, alright, just quit then. 108 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:47,167 We're talking about a film. Let me introduce you. 109 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:50,101 This is Hong Kong's most famous producer and most famous director. 110 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:53,292 Hello Mr. Director... Hello Mr. Producer... 111 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,792 Hello, Miss Mango. 112 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,251 She's good, right? 113 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,501 Absolutely! 114 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,292 Hey! Why are you walking so fast! 115 00:09:08,751 --> 00:09:10,792 Hey! You have something against him? 116 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:13,292 Did he kill your father and rape your mother? 117 00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:15,126 Is that so? No, right? 118 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:16,768 Why did you treat him like that? 119 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:17,893 Were you listening to him? 120 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,643 - What did he say? What? - Were you listening? 121 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,768 You said he liked my script! 122 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:23,542 That's why I took that meeting! 123 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:25,626 But he's obviously making Category III films! 124 00:09:26,251 --> 00:09:27,667 Se7en? 125 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,251 What's violence plus nudity plus comedy? 126 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:32,768 That's not filmmaking, that's selling out! 127 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:35,393 He's an investor, of course he's thinking about money! 128 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:39,001 What's wrong with that? If you don't take it, someone else will! 129 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,292 You've made two flops. 130 00:09:41,459 --> 00:09:43,667 If you flop again, you're over. 131 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,501 Have you paid rent? Have you paid your water bill? 132 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,292 Have you given your mother money yet? 133 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,917 Have you? 134 00:09:51,501 --> 00:09:53,417 Film is an illusion! 135 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:56,727 If this one makes money, no one will care. 136 00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:59,167 It's just how the industry works! 137 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:01,977 You've been at it for 10 years now. 138 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:06,251 Tell me, what can you do other than make films? Ask yourself! 139 00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:07,852 Even if you don't eat, 140 00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:10,227 your girlfriend has to eat. You want to be a kept man? Here. 141 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:12,626 - Take it, just take it. - What are you doing? 142 00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:17,501 Call me tonight. Think about it! 143 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,501 What can you do other than make films? 144 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,626 What can you do other than make films? 145 00:10:30,501 --> 00:10:33,501 What can you do other than make films?! 146 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:36,876 It's you again! 147 00:10:37,251 --> 00:10:40,331 Oh yes, what a coincidence! I'm on my way to deliver a document for the judge. 148 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,042 Delivering a document? You switched jobs? 149 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:43,769 Yes! 150 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:46,435 I am now working for a real estate company as an administrative assistant. 151 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,667 And you? Have you found a job yet? 152 00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:49,876 Not yet... 153 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:53,126 I've been making films for a decade. I haven't done anything else. 154 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,292 - Can I really change careers? - Why not? 155 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:58,977 Filmmakers are multi-talented! 156 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:01,126 Good at kidnapping, murder, coercion... 157 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:05,126 And masters of bullshit, what can't you do? 158 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:10,643 The "Employment Restructuring Plan Division" specializing in helping the unemployed of all ages. 159 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:13,977 They found me this job, and it's going well. 160 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,518 Go get registered! 161 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,667 Brother, do you want an orange? 162 00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:20,251 Did you see me? 163 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:22,876 What are you talking about? 164 00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:28,751 Be quiet. 165 00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:36,626 Mom, I'll get you your allowance soon... 166 00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:39,852 I want to sell the flat, what do you think? 167 00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,768 Why all of a sudden? 168 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:44,501 Mrs. Poon next door sold her flat for 2 million. 169 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:46,227 If I sell it, 170 00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:49,352 I can rent something cheap, and invest the rest in the stock market. 171 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,501 Terrible idea! What if you lose all your money? 172 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:55,626 And what if the housing market crashes? 173 00:11:56,501 --> 00:12:01,667 Your siblings are still in school, and you have your own life. 174 00:12:02,001 --> 00:12:03,393 I can't keep asking you for money. 175 00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:04,917 It's not like I don't have work. 176 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,542 I really thought you didn't have work. What are you doing? 177 00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:10,946 RTHK (Radio Television Hong Kong) 178 00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:12,167 When will it be on? 179 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:15,626 Soon soon... part of the "Let's Talk About Sex" series 180 00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:16,917 Not bad! 181 00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:18,852 When do you have time? 182 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:20,356 Want to go to look at houses with me? 183 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,893 I said we're not selling! 184 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:27,643 Not this kind of house, the kind for when I snuff it! 185 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:28,394 Again with this... 186 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:32,667 Your dead dad's been all alone at the columbarium for so many years. 187 00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:34,310 I was thinking I would move him and 188 00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:37,018 Quit thinking about it, you're staying put. 189 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,042 Bye bye. 190 00:12:38,376 --> 00:12:42,417 What, but, hey, we were talking! Stay for dessert? 191 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,712 The other day, I was watching Lil' Long's movie. 192 00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:49,167 You know Lil' Long right? 193 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,792 I told him it'll be a smash hit. 194 00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:56,143 But then I told him, next time, try a little harder. 195 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,768 And don't make this shit again. 196 00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:59,602 Wow, you were so blunt! What did he say? 197 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:04,852 He looked at me like you're looking at me now, and told me, he had put his all into it. 198 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:09,352 I saw the film. I don't think it's that bad. There are some interesting elements. 199 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:12,768 What? Been unemployed for too long? Where are your standards? 200 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,268 Are you kidding me? 201 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:18,477 No, no, we're not buying. 202 00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,792 Hey, we're unemployed, unemployed, you know? Unemployed. 203 00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:21,292 Unemployed! 204 00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:22,292 Unemployed! 205 00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:24,518 No, go away. Go away. 206 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,727 I didn't want to say it, but he forced me! 207 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,643 - Keep your voice down! - I've got no work, man! 208 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,667 Do you guys know who is behind "Ishikawa Jirou"? 209 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,477 The Bloody Killer guy? With the endless thrusting and unstimulated sex? 210 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,977 I know. But I'm not saying anything. 211 00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:38,977 Fuck you! Don't be like that! 212 00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,001 - Is it Herman? - No 213 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:43,292 Who do you know that I don't? 214 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,667 - It's got to be Herman. - I said it isn't! 215 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,917 Don't go around spreading rumors. He has a family. 216 00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:50,876 Look at all your veins popping. If it isn't Herman, who is it? 217 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:54,602 - Hey, do you guys know Producer Chung? - Of course! 218 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:58,768 He called me today and asked if I wanted in on a Category III film. 219 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,018 What did you tell him? 220 00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:03,977 Of course not! Category III films are bad for kids! 221 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:07,102 Even if you make it big, everyone will know you started in AV. 222 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:11,126 You'll have bad luck for three years, and another three, and another three after that... 223 00:14:11,876 --> 00:14:14,977 How many three years? You'd need a long life! 224 00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,792 Many, many, many, years... 225 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:24,477 And we'll spend them all sitting here, 226 00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:28,667 talking and sitting, sitting and talking and nothing will ever change. 227 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:30,667 Sing? 228 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,852 She's here! Your missus! 229 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,292 Madam! You're off already? No prostitutes to round up? 230 00:14:41,626 --> 00:14:44,792 What's the point? All you curb crawlers are sitting right here. 231 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:46,977 Funny! 232 00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,001 How was your meeting today? 233 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:52,727 What? What meeting! Hey man, tell us, tell us! 234 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:53,977 It's nothing... 235 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,268 C'mon we're brothers. What's the deal? 236 00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,352 Just shooting the shit... 237 00:14:57,376 --> 00:15:00,352 - Shooting what kind of shit? - Hey! I'll even do Category III! 238 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,416 - What did you say? - What? 239 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:06,417 Hey, do you like plastic watches? 240 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:10,352 I have some here, pretty much the same as its brand-name kin. 241 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,727 Only a couple bucks, take one home! 242 00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:16,376 I can't believe you also sell watches! 243 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,768 He wanted me to shoot a Category III film. 244 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,167 Hmm? 245 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,681 He wanted me to shoot a Category III film. 246 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:26,792 Forget I said anything. 247 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,917 Chung asked you to shoot a Category III film? 248 00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:31,876 You make movies? 249 00:15:32,251 --> 00:15:33,542 I used to too! 250 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:38,251 But I just couldn't cut it. What's wrong with Category III? 251 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:42,143 That movie Tina Leung made... Lucky Seven (1970) 252 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,102 So many perverts came out of the cinemas with nose bleeds! 253 00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:46,251 Yes. 254 00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:48,292 Do it. 255 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:52,042 You really don't mind? 256 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,751 Who still looks down on it? 257 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,018 As long as you do a good job. 258 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,768 Yes. Make it sexy, but not exploitative. 259 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,292 Alright, then you must buy a watch from me to celebrate. 260 00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:03,459 Okay! 261 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,417 I'll take this one! 262 00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:09,501 Call me when you start, I'd love to be an extra. 263 00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:11,667 Deal. 264 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:12,501 Add oil! 265 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:13,542 Add oil! 266 00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:14,376 Add oil! 267 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,292 Add oil! 268 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,167 Add oil! 269 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:17,269 Add oil! 270 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,268 - Add oil! - Enough, enough! 271 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:21,268 Don't listen to her! 272 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,292 She's crazy, crazy... 273 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:30,268 Ready? We'll start facing this way. 274 00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:31,917 Ready and action! 275 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,542 Rolling... and action! 276 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,667 Cut, wait... 277 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:52,643 Excuse me? Mister? 278 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,167 We're working on an experimental film over there, 279 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,643 and you're in our shot... sorry... 280 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,292 Not a problem. 281 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:00,852 Not bad, 282 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:03,643 Everyone is shooting video and here you are shooting on film. 283 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,977 Yeah... 284 00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,626 You're writing a script? 285 00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:07,834 Yes. 286 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:10,310 Let me get out of your hair. Enjoy the shoot! 287 00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:11,876 Alright. Hey, thanks! 288 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:18,876 "If it's your number one priority, then you better see it through." 289 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,751 "Catch your dreams." 290 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:35,001 "Keep at it!" 291 00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:44,584 - END - 292 00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:46,751 Viva Erotica 293 00:17:54,584 --> 00:17:55,584 Well? 294 00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,501 It's really good. 295 00:17:58,709 --> 00:17:59,709 Really? 296 00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,501 But... 297 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:04,353 Why would... 298 00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:05,727 ...the bad guy get shot in broad day light, 299 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,353 under severe machine gun fire, 300 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,977 and no one seems to notice or call the cops. 301 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:08,477 Since I'm a cop, 302 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,353 I really want to know. 303 00:18:09,377 --> 00:18:10,852 And then there's the old cunt, 304 00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:12,602 why must he not be able to get it up? 305 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:16,727 Is it because if he didn't have erectile dysfunction, it would ruin the average perverted audience member's narcissism? 306 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:19,477 And then that girl gets raped by a guy, practically a stranger, 307 00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,727 and then somehow, someway, mid-rape, she really seems to enjoy it, 308 00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,477 to the point where she even seems to have an orgasm... 309 00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:24,810 And she's a whore, so, 310 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:25,727 She does her job. 311 00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:26,602 She finishes her job. 312 00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:27,477 Gets paid. 313 00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:28,478 And then sits at the foot of the bed waiting... I have no idea what she's waiting for. 314 00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:29,727 I really don't know what she's waiting for. 315 00:18:29,751 --> 00:18:31,852 I have absolutely, completely have no idea what your film is talking about. 316 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:34,727 Why make films? Why make them at all? 317 00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:38,477 Someone needs to say "Rolling!" Someone has to say "Camera!" Someone has to say Action!" 318 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,227 Why does someone have to yell "Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!" 319 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:42,977 Help... Don't kill me... 320 00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:46,626 Help... Help... Don't rape me... 321 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,977 Help... Don't kill me. Don't rape me... 322 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:54,251 Stop yelling, let go of the cloth! 323 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,477 - That way! - (Don't kill me... help...) 324 00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,251 Raise both your hands. 325 00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:01,977 - (Help! Don't kill me...) - Please raise both your hands. 326 00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,310 Help... Don't rape me... 327 00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:05,560 Both your hands now, come on, 328 00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:07,584 Help... Don't rape me... 329 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,751 Cut! 330 00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,560 Do you think you can raise both your hands at the same time? 331 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:19,584 Why? 332 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,584 No one raises their hands like this, right? 333 00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:25,727 - I disagree... - No? 334 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:29,001 If someone is pointing a gun at you, wouldn't you raise your hands? 335 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,685 And, if you raise your hand, the bedsheet will fall, 336 00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:35,977 distracting the person so that you can counter-attack, right? 337 00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:37,001 I wouldn't. 338 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,852 Of course I'd seek cover, like over here first. 339 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:42,001 If he points the gun this way, I'd duck like this. 340 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,084 And if he points this way, I'd run over here. 341 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,001 Moreover, I can pretend to be a bear. 342 00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:51,876 See? 343 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,501 Why would I just stand around here like an idiot, why wouldn't I run? 344 00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,001 I can climb the ladder and get away. 345 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:03,501 Director, let's give her a break, and move onto Big Chiu scenes. 346 00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:08,834 Miss Mango, you've done so many takes...\ 347 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,251 Why don't you take a break, I'll get someone to buy you some pears. 348 00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:14,353 Oh, alright... 349 00:20:14,377 --> 00:20:18,185 - You better tell them to get me paradise pears, - Yes, got it. 350 00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:21,251 I'm allergic to other kinds of pears. 351 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,626 Bitch... 352 00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,376 Dicky, sorry about that just now. You okay? 353 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,602 We'll do the reverse shot now, starting with... 354 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:35,227 Big Chiu pointing a gun at Mango. So let's do... 355 00:20:35,251 --> 00:20:37,477 - ...handheld. - Again with the handheld? 356 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:38,478 Are you kidding me? 357 00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,560 When you show the film in backwater countries, 358 00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:43,977 and the camera is swinging this way and that, they'll only think the shot was unstable. 359 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,227 Well, I mean, I think handheld shows the motion quite well. 360 00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:48,852 What motion? This shot is handheld, that shot is handheld... 361 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:50,852 Is there no movement without handheld? 362 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,876 You can add movement in editing no? If you love handheld, hold it yourself. 363 00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:58,376 36E! 364 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,001 Hey! Didn't you hear the man! Handheld! 365 00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:05,727 Turn on the light! This way! 366 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:06,751 Closer, closer, 367 00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:08,834 Light here! Don't light me! 368 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:09,834 Where's the co-star? 369 00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,060 I'll check, I'll check. 370 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,876 Come, come over here. 371 00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:18,227 Big Chiu, right? We're not going to rehearse. 372 00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:19,727 Go over to the T-mark, 373 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,102 take off your clothes, 374 00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:24,251 face the left side of the camera, saying, 375 00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:27,501 And say, "raise your hands, be quiet, raise your hands," 376 00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:29,501 Got it? 377 00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:31,751 Left. 378 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,459 Right. 379 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:34,352 Left. 380 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,227 It's loaded, man... 381 00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:36,251 Right. 382 00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:37,251 Left 383 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,376 Are you sure he knows what he's doing? 384 00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:40,751 I hope so... 385 00:21:41,876 --> 00:21:42,876 Let's give it a go... 386 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,251 Dicky, ready, 387 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:45,852 Let's go. 388 00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:48,001 - Rolling. - Speed. - Go. 389 00:21:48,751 --> 00:21:49,751 Action. 390 00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:54,852 Don't move! Shut up! I said shut up! 391 00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:56,084 Cut! 392 00:21:57,626 --> 00:22:00,602 - What are you doing? - Isn't this how you cover it? 393 00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:02,560 Cover? 394 00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:04,459 Are we making Dumbo here? 395 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,751 Sorry, sorry... 396 00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:11,376 Well, if that's no fun, let's try this instead. 397 00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:13,709 See if you can pull it out. 398 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,626 Easy la... 399 00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:18,977 Stop holding so tight... 400 00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:22,852 You're holding on too tight... just relax a bit! Relax for me! 401 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,834 - Harder, harder... - Relax! 402 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:30,602 Is it my turn yet? 403 00:22:30,626 --> 00:22:32,834 - You were messing with me! - Who was messing with you? 404 00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:34,477 - Carmi! - Yes! 405 00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:36,542 Come take a look on set with me! 406 00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:39,001 I'm not playing with you anymore! 407 00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:41,185 Mango! That guy was such a perv! 408 00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:42,852 He touched my hand on purpose! 409 00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:44,876 Watch out when you're shooting with him... 410 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:46,977 What a perv... 411 00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,602 - Really? - Yeah! 412 00:22:48,626 --> 00:22:52,876 He used to be loaded, but spent it all on women and at the gambling tables. 413 00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:56,227 And now he's a porn actor, even a role where he can't get it up. 414 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,251 And still acting like he's somebody... 415 00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:01,977 Director, are you shooting me? 416 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:04,685 If not, I'm leaving. I'm not made of time. 417 00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:06,310 Of course we're shooting you, 418 00:23:06,334 --> 00:23:08,602 But since we've lit the room this way, we're finishing up the shots. 419 00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:10,227 How much longer do you expect me to wait? 420 00:23:10,251 --> 00:23:12,126 Very soon Miss Mango. We're almost done here. 421 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:16,959 Daddy... 422 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,852 - Director, how is it going? - Hi sir... 423 00:23:18,876 --> 00:23:19,728 Not bad. 424 00:23:19,752 --> 00:23:23,352 I've been waiting all day for my scenes! 425 00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:26,852 Also... you said it wasn't a porno... 426 00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,477 - But I'm topless in all the scenes... - Alright, alright... 427 00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:32,227 Whatever you say, we'll scrap the nudity, okay? 428 00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:33,852 I brought some fruit, come have some. 429 00:23:33,876 --> 00:23:36,126 Take a break, have a snack! 430 00:23:36,376 --> 00:23:38,102 Sing... 431 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,935 You should start with Mango's scenes... 432 00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:40,728 No shit... 433 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,513 She won't shoot this, won't shoot that... What am I supposed to shoot? 434 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:45,751 Alright... I got it... I'll take care of it. 435 00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:56,209 Hey, I fixed it. 436 00:23:56,376 --> 00:23:57,376 I'm leaving now. 437 00:23:57,584 --> 00:24:00,852 I'm heading out now, and when you're done, I've a reservation for us... 438 00:24:00,876 --> 00:24:03,602 We'll have Japanese food tonight, okay? Be a good little girl now... 439 00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,376 Thank you, thank you... 440 00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:07,334 Keep at it, director! 441 00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:12,126 And uh... don't listen to her. The more nudity, the better. 442 00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:16,001 - Alright, we're off! - Bye, everyone! 443 00:24:17,876 --> 00:24:18,853 Let's go! 444 00:24:18,877 --> 00:24:21,852 Are you shooting? If so, hurry up. 445 00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:25,352 I've got a date... you heard... 446 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,977 You think I want to be shooting Category III? 447 00:24:27,001 --> 00:24:28,126 I have a date too. 448 00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:30,834 Let's do this. 449 00:24:31,251 --> 00:24:32,251 Camera rolling. 450 00:24:32,626 --> 00:24:33,626 Speed. 451 00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:34,501 Action. 452 00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:39,352 Help... don't kill me... Help... don't rape me... 453 00:24:39,376 --> 00:24:44,751 Help... don't kill me... don't rape me... Help... 454 00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:46,376 Cut. 455 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:47,751 Okay. 456 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:12,001 What a blurry mess! How can anyone tell Mango is naked? 457 00:25:12,501 --> 00:25:15,001 Don't you realize you're making a fleshy Category III film! 458 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:16,709 I do... 459 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:19,060 Good! Because no one is asking you to be Wong Kar Wai. 460 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:20,501 Can't you be Wong Jing? 461 00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:23,310 Then bring me Chingmy Yau. 462 00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:25,352 What about Chingmy Yau? 463 00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:26,852 So what about Wong Jing or Wong Kar Wai? 464 00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:30,352 I just want to make something with my own message. 465 00:25:30,376 --> 00:25:32,102 Message, what message? 466 00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:34,209 No one wants to watch your autobiography! 467 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:36,876 You only make films you know how to admire! What's the point? 468 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:44,376 You don't have to worry about being cheap, it's not a bad thing. 469 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,376 Wong Jing has the highest box-office of the last decade. 470 00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:52,251 Let's go see the midnight show, and watch the audience. 471 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,001 You'll see. 472 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,852 "The rock crushes the crab!" 473 00:25:58,876 --> 00:25:59,977 (Are you kidding me?) 474 00:26:00,001 --> 00:26:03,001 (What kind of of shit is this? Refund!) 475 00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:11,334 Amazing! How does he think of this! 476 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,602 See? 477 00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:21,876 The audience is yelling and laughing at the same time. 478 00:26:22,501 --> 00:26:23,876 This is the modern audience. 479 00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:33,001 Motherfuckers... 480 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:35,102 Didn't I say not to fucking watch this one? 481 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:37,876 I thought there would be some racing... 482 00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:42,227 Excuse me, what film did you see? 483 00:26:42,251 --> 00:26:43,727 We saw A Chinese Torture Chamber Story 484 00:26:43,751 --> 00:26:45,501 How many stars would you rate this film? 485 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,376 I have no idea what it was on about! 486 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:48,977 Really? I enjoyed it... 487 00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:50,501 I'd give it four stars. 488 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:52,667 - (Four stars?) - Good plot, think we can steal it? 489 00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,084 - How? - (No way...) 490 00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:57,126 Think about it. Give me a minute, let me ask about the box office. 491 00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:04,501 - Excuse me, what did you see tonight? - No Tyres of Chariot. 492 00:27:04,751 --> 00:27:06,477 How many stars would you give it? 493 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:08,852 Fuck, two maybe, I have no idea what he was trying to do. 494 00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:11,102 Fuck, you think this is the wet market? One star is one too many! 495 00:27:11,126 --> 00:27:15,834 Yeah! What a scam! If I see the director, I'd give him a good beating! 496 00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:22,435 Director Yee, Director Yee! Wait! Wait! 497 00:27:22,459 --> 00:27:25,251 Director Yee, it looks like you made a flop. Any comments? 498 00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:28,584 I think audiences are free to choose... 499 00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:31,126 Someone said they want to beat you up, any comments? 500 00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:35,751 Do you think that you're a failed director? 501 00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:38,201 I wouldn't put it like that... 502 00:27:38,876 --> 00:27:39,626 Excuse me... 503 00:27:39,876 --> 00:27:41,102 Thank you! 504 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:42,602 Do you know how much that film made? 505 00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:45,626 A million just from the midnight screening! 506 00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:50,102 Poor guy... 24 screens, just over $7000... 507 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,126 Three empty halls! 508 00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:53,001 Look. 509 00:27:53,209 --> 00:27:55,352 Derek Yee's No Tyres of Chariot. 510 00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:59,477 How can a chariot not have wheels? One hundred percent going to fall flat on its face. 511 00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:03,251 Who would foot that bill... how pretentious... 512 00:28:09,876 --> 00:28:10,876 Cut! 513 00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:14,584 No dice? 514 00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:17,751 Not bad this time, but you forgot... 515 00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:21,977 Ah, yes, because last time you were abandoned. 516 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,751 So this time, uh... 517 00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:35,126 Are you Derek Yee? 518 00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,959 Yes, I am Derek Yee. 519 00:28:42,876 --> 00:28:47,209 Alright, from the top! 520 00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:53,376 Alright, ready? 521 00:28:53,751 --> 00:28:54,876 Action! 522 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,001 Cut! 523 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,251 Well? How was it? 524 00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:43,991 Award-winning director Derek Yee Dives to His Death Overbudget "No Tyres of Chariot" bombs amid bad reviews 525 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:48,602 Dumped by Boyfriend and Box Office, Award-winning Director Drowns Self 526 00:29:48,626 --> 00:29:51,477 I didn't think he would die. 527 00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:53,685 He used to make good films. 528 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,001 Like you said, used to... 529 00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:58,352 Last words: "I think audiences are free to choose." 530 00:29:58,376 --> 00:30:00,102 So they chose not to watch... 531 00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:03,227 Is it really that Derek Yee? David Chiang's cousin? 532 00:30:03,251 --> 00:30:05,251 It's a hit! 533 00:30:05,584 --> 00:30:06,228 What? 534 00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:07,751 The film has been revitalized! 535 00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:10,001 - How? - I just checked the box office. 536 00:30:10,251 --> 00:30:12,626 Made $300,000 just at the midday show! 537 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:15,001 His death had a great return on investment. 538 00:30:15,751 --> 00:30:17,834 Before long, he'll break Jackie Chan's record! 539 00:30:18,959 --> 00:30:21,602 So what? A talented director is dead. 540 00:30:21,626 --> 00:30:22,834 What? 541 00:30:23,001 --> 00:30:24,227 Is it your father who died? 542 00:30:24,251 --> 00:30:26,977 Let's support the film. Let's see the midnight screening. 543 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:29,001 - I have complimentary tickets! - Yeah! Let's! 544 00:30:29,376 --> 00:30:30,977 Let's go, your treat! 545 00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:32,376 Let's go to karaoke too then! 546 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,501 How could he miss? 547 00:30:53,501 --> 00:30:56,102 I've been thinking... 548 00:30:56,126 --> 00:30:58,602 I'm not talented enough to be a director... 549 00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:00,626 I'm thinking of switching careers. 550 00:31:01,001 --> 00:31:02,001 Oh please! 551 00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:03,852 Talent? Who cares? 552 00:31:03,876 --> 00:31:05,352 It's about diligence! 553 00:31:05,376 --> 00:31:07,126 What else would you do? Play soccer? 554 00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:08,353 Watch the game! 555 00:31:08,377 --> 00:31:11,501 Yeah, I'd love to, I've tried that already. 556 00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:17,602 What kind of referee is this? 557 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,001 Penalty kick! 558 00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:10,251 You cost us the game! 559 00:32:10,501 --> 00:32:11,977 Don't take the kick if you suck! 560 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:13,227 I'd quit if I were you! 561 00:32:13,251 --> 00:32:15,709 Yeah! We'd probably win without you! 562 00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:18,001 Get out of here and stop wasting our time! 563 00:32:22,126 --> 00:32:23,626 You're a lousy player. 564 00:32:52,126 --> 00:32:54,501 - No need... - No need? 565 00:32:55,001 --> 00:32:58,251 It's the ultimate plan! What's our film lacking? 566 00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:00,602 Publicity! 567 00:33:00,626 --> 00:33:04,310 When Julie Lee took off all her clothes in front of the Man Mo Temple, 568 00:33:04,334 --> 00:33:06,876 she was the talk of the town! 569 00:33:07,126 --> 00:33:10,626 If we shot a Category III scene on the street, 570 00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:12,751 It'll be a surefire jackpot! 571 00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:15,501 Don't think too hard, it'll work. 572 00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:17,209 What are you laughing at? 573 00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:19,602 Think of me. 574 00:33:19,626 --> 00:33:21,334 Think of the film. 575 00:33:21,626 --> 00:33:24,376 What you've shot already isn't great. 576 00:33:25,001 --> 00:33:28,001 The investor might call the whole thing off... 577 00:33:31,626 --> 00:33:33,709 So, I wanted to ask you... 578 00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:36,126 What would you do it I killed myself? 579 00:33:40,001 --> 00:33:43,376 Licentious Producer Forces Young Director 580 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:47,626 To Shoot Sex-scene in Public, Kills Self. 581 00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:50,227 You dickface! 582 00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:53,834 Not a bad idea! 583 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,501 Tell them to have everything ready... Nothing fancy... 584 00:34:08,251 --> 00:34:09,477 So, just, 585 00:34:09,501 --> 00:34:11,876 tell Mango to let Uncle Wah grope her a bit... 586 00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:15,102 You get it... take care of it... 587 00:34:15,126 --> 00:34:17,102 I don't know, director... You better come... 588 00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:18,143 She's throwing a tantrum. 589 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:20,542 Are you kidding me? Get him here now! 590 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,393 Where is he? 591 00:34:22,417 --> 00:34:24,042 Get him here now! 592 00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:27,542 Alright, wait for me. 593 00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:29,769 Yeah? Are you on your way? 594 00:34:29,793 --> 00:34:31,667 - Well? - She's mad! 595 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:36,167 Miss Mango, what's wrong? 596 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:39,001 Why did this scene suddenly change to being shot on the street? 597 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:40,251 I'm not doing it. 598 00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:44,417 It wasn't my idea. But the producer and investor chose this location, 599 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,518 So that's why we're here. 600 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:47,602 But don't worry, 601 00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:50,126 I'll make you look good. You won't look cheap! 602 00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:53,542 I don't want him to touch me. 603 00:34:54,251 --> 00:34:55,518 Whatever you say. 604 00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:59,876 We'll fake it. We'll stop as soon as he's close! 605 00:35:00,042 --> 00:35:01,042 I'll only do it once. 606 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,977 Got it, one take. 607 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,292 I was thinking the same... 608 00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:06,352 Director... 609 00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,602 How do we pretend without him touching her? 610 00:35:08,626 --> 00:35:10,935 - Are you sure this is going to work? - Let's just get started. 611 00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:12,292 Get her out here! 612 00:35:15,251 --> 00:35:18,227 What the motherfucking shit am I doing? (Is that guy a movie star?) 613 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:20,501 - Who is he supposed to be? C'mon... - I swear! 614 00:35:21,501 --> 00:35:22,501 - Director... - Uncle Wah. 615 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:25,917 So just, you know, uh, 616 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:28,417 I know what to do. Don't worry. 617 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:31,667 Thank you, Uncle Wah. 618 00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:34,917 So Dicky, set the tripod here, facing that way. 619 00:35:35,126 --> 00:35:36,643 I was thinking of using handheld... 620 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:37,519 Handheld? 621 00:35:37,543 --> 00:35:39,477 In a situation like this, we need to be flexible. 622 00:35:39,501 --> 00:35:41,821 I think I saw a movie star! Maybe they're shooting a movie! 623 00:35:44,251 --> 00:35:45,019 Miss Mango... 624 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,227 Just the once, okay? 625 00:35:46,251 --> 00:35:47,501 Sure thing! 626 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:50,167 Uncle Wah, you ready? 627 00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:51,394 I'll do my best. 628 00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:52,792 Okay, let's get right to it. 629 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:01,102 Ready Dicky? 630 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,126 Speed. 631 00:36:04,417 --> 00:36:05,417 Action. 632 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,292 Action! 633 00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:16,251 - Lower left quadrant! - How could you say that! 634 00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:17,501 Awesome! 635 00:36:22,001 --> 00:36:23,001 Nothing to see here! 636 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,376 Are you kidding me? I can't see anything! 637 00:36:38,167 --> 00:36:40,518 Get! it! Off! 638 00:36:40,542 --> 00:36:42,268 Is it real? 639 00:36:42,292 --> 00:36:43,667 What are they doing? 640 00:36:47,876 --> 00:36:49,876 Is her boob out!? 641 00:36:52,626 --> 00:36:54,792 Are you kidding me? Who is covering the camera? 642 00:36:55,542 --> 00:36:56,751 Are you kidding me? 643 00:36:58,626 --> 00:36:59,667 I quit! 644 00:37:02,251 --> 00:37:03,251 Fuck you! 645 00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:10,251 Bless me! How could you do such a thing! 646 00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:15,667 Mrs. Chan, there's nothing to see here, let's go. 647 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:25,393 Are you kidding? You said we were faking it! 648 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:28,417 Now everyone's seen everything! Everything! 649 00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:30,251 I quit! 650 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:32,977 You think I want to be doing this? What? 651 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,352 Why are you yelling at me? 652 00:37:34,376 --> 00:37:36,376 What are you taking pictures of? 653 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,142 - What are you doing? - What's it to you? 654 00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:54,477 Why don't you watch some TV? 655 00:37:54,501 --> 00:37:56,893 No, no, it's okay. My eyes are tired. 656 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,001 What about the radio? 657 00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:00,417 I'm fine, don't worry about me. 658 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,876 Oh, you're home? 659 00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:04,876 Chat with your mom! 660 00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:09,792 Hey! 661 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,251 Come here. 662 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,643 I'm glad I was here today. 663 00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:19,042 Your shoot was on TV! 664 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:21,667 It might upset Mei. 665 00:38:22,001 --> 00:38:24,518 But I didn't tell her! I just asked her... 666 00:38:24,542 --> 00:38:27,876 if you've been busy with your episode of "Let's Talk About Sex!" 667 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:33,376 Isn't your mom the best? 668 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:38,352 But, she's still a girl... Her friends might make a fuss if they knew 669 00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:41,751 her boyfriend was shooting Category III films. 670 00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:46,268 But, when I was young, your dead dad and I 671 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,602 used to go see a lot of Li Han-hsiang's erotic films. 672 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:49,751 I liked them! 673 00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:52,792 Lots of folks criticized him. 674 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:55,501 Hey, what time is it? 675 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:58,603 Just past eight. 676 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,227 It's past eight? I have to get going. 677 00:39:00,251 --> 00:39:01,667 Hard to get a cab at this hour! 678 00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:03,667 Mom... 679 00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:07,626 Spend more time with Mei. 680 00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:09,042 I know. 681 00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:11,792 You should have more fun yourself. 682 00:39:13,126 --> 00:39:14,643 I'm an old lady, 683 00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:15,977 too old to fool around. 684 00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:19,143 What's important is that you're stable and happy. 685 00:39:19,167 --> 00:39:20,751 Don't work too hard. 686 00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:22,917 Go back inside. 687 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:24,893 Oh, wait, 688 00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:28,393 Watch out for the soles of the actress' feet! 689 00:39:28,417 --> 00:39:31,417 All the actresses had dirty soles 690 00:39:32,751 --> 00:39:35,876 Got it? Make sure they're clean! I'm off. 691 00:39:41,042 --> 00:39:42,042 Where's mom? 692 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:43,917 She left. 693 00:39:44,376 --> 00:39:45,792 Why didn't you keep her for dinner? 694 00:39:47,792 --> 00:39:49,751 You should go visit her more often. 695 00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,102 She loves you. 696 00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:52,542 Loves chatting with you. 697 00:39:54,876 --> 00:39:57,792 Why do all you women need so much love and care? 698 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,352 How could they write that? 699 00:40:04,376 --> 00:40:05,852 They write what they want. 700 00:40:05,876 --> 00:40:08,626 - Did you really hit someone? - No way, was it you? 701 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,602 What? I was one-handed. 702 00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,602 I'm sure it was Strongman, I saw him! 703 00:40:12,626 --> 00:40:16,376 Please, if I hit him, he'd be in the hospital now. 704 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,727 Director, Mango won't come. 705 00:40:21,751 --> 00:40:24,143 She's kicking up a fuss and said she's quitting. Now what? 706 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:25,542 Where's the producer? 707 00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:26,644 ...I'm telling you! 708 00:40:26,668 --> 00:40:28,227 I know it's my fault. 709 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:31,227 We're at fault here, it's my fault for hiring him. 710 00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:32,251 Don't be mad. 711 00:40:33,251 --> 00:40:34,727 I'm bad, I'm bad. 712 00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:36,751 As long as you know! 713 00:40:37,251 --> 00:40:39,626 Carmi! Get Miss Mango in costume! 714 00:40:41,751 --> 00:40:43,102 It's solved. 715 00:40:43,126 --> 00:40:44,643 Slight script change. 716 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,667 Instead of Mango kissing Uncle Wah, 717 00:40:47,251 --> 00:40:49,977 now Uncle Wah is kissing Mango. 718 00:40:50,001 --> 00:40:53,251 That's a slight change? Why don't you just rewrite it? 719 00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:56,751 Who cares about plot these days? 720 00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:59,477 Just need to see some tits and ass! 721 00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:03,376 Help me out, man! It wasn't easy getting her to agree. 722 00:41:05,626 --> 00:41:06,626 Are you warm? 723 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,167 Fan harder! 724 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:13,667 Miss Mango, Miss Mango, 725 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:16,143 Miss Mango! 726 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:19,751 Uncle Wah, just smooch her right here, okay? 727 00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:23,001 You may only smooch my arms and legs. 728 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:25,501 Pas de problème, no problemo! 729 00:41:26,292 --> 00:41:27,292 Can we start now? 730 00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:28,542 Rolling. 731 00:41:29,751 --> 00:41:32,227 More, Mango! Sluttier, hornier! 732 00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:34,251 Harder, Uncle Wah! 733 00:41:37,417 --> 00:41:39,268 Smooch her! Kiss her! C'mon now! 734 00:41:39,292 --> 00:41:41,292 I want ecstasy! Miss Mango! 735 00:41:42,001 --> 00:41:44,518 More! Faster! 736 00:41:44,542 --> 00:41:46,542 More passion, Uncle Wah! 737 00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:47,644 Smooch it! 738 00:41:47,668 --> 00:41:49,018 Lower! 739 00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:51,018 Smooch, smooch her foot! 740 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:51,893 Suck her toes! 741 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:52,917 Go for it! 742 00:41:55,167 --> 00:41:56,977 Harder! Suck her toes! 743 00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:59,518 Uncle Wah! Smooch it! Yeah, smooch it! 744 00:41:59,542 --> 00:42:00,727 Yeah, smooch it! 745 00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:02,018 Smooch it! 746 00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:02,978 That's it, with feeling! 747 00:42:03,002 --> 00:42:04,435 Go down on it, yeah! 748 00:42:04,459 --> 00:42:05,977 Yeah! More feeling! 749 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:07,292 Yes! Good! Smooch it! 750 00:42:10,001 --> 00:42:11,268 It tickles. 751 00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:13,292 Aiya, please no... no... 752 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:15,292 Yes! Kiss it! 753 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:16,977 Suck it! 754 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:17,978 Suuuuuuck it!! 755 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:20,001 Yes! Awesome! Good! Good! 756 00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:21,167 Cut! 757 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,417 Everyone wait. 758 00:42:28,626 --> 00:42:30,417 Chung, come here. 759 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:32,001 Now! 760 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:48,792 Even though it's Category III, we need an ethical baseline. 761 00:42:50,376 --> 00:42:52,001 Did you see Uncle Wah's reaction? 762 00:42:53,001 --> 00:42:54,018 Be clear here. 763 00:42:54,042 --> 00:42:56,268 Are we talking about your baseline, or Uncle Wah's? 764 00:42:56,292 --> 00:42:57,852 Uncle Wah doesn't have any standards. 765 00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,227 I pay him. 766 00:42:59,251 --> 00:43:00,542 And he does what he has to do. 767 00:43:01,751 --> 00:43:03,471 You still don't have to take it this far... 768 00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:06,542 Far? I just asked him to suck on her toes! 769 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:08,542 What's the big deal? 770 00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:10,977 It wasn't easy getting Mango onboard. 771 00:43:11,001 --> 00:43:14,001 What? Are you fucking with me? 772 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:15,917 Please, 773 00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,542 This is my fault... 774 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,042 Let's not fight. 775 00:43:19,501 --> 00:43:20,893 Let's skip and come back. 776 00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:22,542 Skip? You want to skip everything? 777 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:26,292 I promise you I'll be good in the next take. 778 00:43:27,376 --> 00:43:29,876 Uncle Wah, you don't have to be on his side. 779 00:43:30,501 --> 00:43:32,001 He's king just cause he pays you? 780 00:43:32,626 --> 00:43:35,501 Money? This is professionalism! 781 00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:37,977 Professionalism? You want to talk about professionalism? 782 00:43:38,001 --> 00:43:40,292 If you had any, you wouldn't make us shoot in the streets! 783 00:43:40,501 --> 00:43:42,852 What are you trying to say? I asked you beforehand! 784 00:43:42,876 --> 00:43:44,518 You said yes! 785 00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:45,643 Of course I said yes! 786 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,977 You said if I didn't, the investor would pull out! 787 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,518 Yes! You're doing a bad job! 788 00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:52,102 If I didn't think of something, this would be over! 789 00:43:52,126 --> 00:43:53,417 Blame your bad directing! 790 00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,352 - Did you just call me a bad director? - Yes! 791 00:43:55,376 --> 00:43:58,102 If you weren't bad, why were your two other films flops! 792 00:43:58,126 --> 00:43:59,792 Hey! Don't blame my two other films! 793 00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:01,228 You think you have a good reputation? 794 00:44:01,252 --> 00:44:03,102 Everyone knows you're shit! 795 00:44:03,126 --> 00:44:04,768 Who else would help you? 796 00:44:04,792 --> 00:44:06,352 Help me with what? 797 00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:07,768 To shoot this! 798 00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,042 You want to quit? 799 00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:11,042 You said it! 800 00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:14,227 So we're stopping? Yeah? 801 00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:15,643 Well I hate making pornography anyway! 802 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:16,228 Good! 803 00:44:16,252 --> 00:44:18,533 Not shooting? You don't want to shoot? Yeah? Not shooting? 804 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:19,603 I'll shoot! 805 00:44:19,627 --> 00:44:21,167 This scene! Get to work! 806 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:22,667 Standby! 807 00:44:24,376 --> 00:44:25,376 What are you waiting for? 808 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:28,501 You're shooting? 809 00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:29,792 Go for it. 810 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,417 Small Wah, turn off the lights! 811 00:44:31,584 --> 00:44:32,584 Got it! 812 00:44:33,751 --> 00:44:35,626 Fine! Go home! 813 00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:46,251 So you say you don't want to shoot Category III... 814 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:49,042 How do you think I feel? 815 00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,167 Thanks. 816 00:44:59,626 --> 00:45:00,626 What? 817 00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:02,876 I didn't do anything. 818 00:45:03,792 --> 00:45:05,542 Just did what I was supposed to do. 819 00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:10,126 If the director said we're not shooting, who am I to shoot? 820 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,977 Which is not to say you're right or he's wrong. 821 00:45:15,001 --> 00:45:16,501 So you came out ahead. 822 00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:18,167 Now what? 823 00:45:18,376 --> 00:45:20,018 Yes, Dicky, would they call it off? 824 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:22,042 Maybe they'll just change directors. 825 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:25,102 Memos out: production has been shut down for two days! 826 00:45:25,126 --> 00:45:27,852 And I heard the investor super mad on the other end! 827 00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:28,519 Now what? 828 00:45:28,543 --> 00:45:30,393 I haven't received the second installment. 829 00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:32,057 I have three months of credit card bills! 830 00:45:33,126 --> 00:45:35,751 Don't worry... I'll talk to the boss tomorrow. 831 00:45:43,501 --> 00:45:45,417 Fuck, your period is here? 832 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:49,251 What? Change her out! 833 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:57,417 What are the specials tonight! 834 00:45:58,292 --> 00:46:00,102 We've got it all! 835 00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:01,477 Innocent school-girls! 836 00:46:01,501 --> 00:46:03,143 Ruthless S&M! 837 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,602 Luchadores galore! 838 00:46:04,626 --> 00:46:05,977 Danish free-range chicks! 839 00:46:06,001 --> 00:46:07,977 Flutist Little ChunLi! 840 00:46:08,001 --> 00:46:10,126 You name it, we've got it! 841 00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,792 I'll take two girls, one stud, 842 00:46:11,959 --> 00:46:13,251 Bacchanalia! 843 00:46:13,876 --> 00:46:15,876 Deal! 844 00:46:28,876 --> 00:46:30,076 Grope her like a motherfucker! 845 00:46:43,126 --> 00:46:45,292 Cut! 846 00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,917 Brilliant! 847 00:46:58,542 --> 00:46:59,942 - Two of us! - Come again next time! 848 00:47:00,876 --> 00:47:03,018 This was it! Call me next time there's good stuff! 849 00:47:03,042 --> 00:47:03,792 Definitely! 850 00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:05,792 Definitely... 851 00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:09,376 Hey! Why'd you take my money! 852 00:47:10,751 --> 00:47:13,376 You're just making movies... why sink so low? 853 00:47:23,126 --> 00:47:24,566 Mr. Wong... I've thought about it... 854 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:28,268 Mr. Wong, I've thought about it. Fire Chung. 855 00:47:28,292 --> 00:47:31,251 If you fire him, I'll do such a better job. 856 00:47:32,751 --> 00:47:35,643 Boss... I know you're a reasonable man... 857 00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:39,751 Even though you do like illegal things, your money is still the product of blood and sweat, right? 858 00:47:40,042 --> 00:47:43,501 So if you give me directorial freedom, I promise you that... 859 00:47:47,626 --> 00:47:49,602 - Are you named Sing? - Yeah? What? 860 00:47:49,626 --> 00:47:53,167 Hey! I don't know you! What are you doing? 861 00:47:54,042 --> 00:47:55,042 Boss. 862 00:48:02,001 --> 00:48:03,001 Boss... 863 00:48:03,626 --> 00:48:05,727 I know you're a reasonable man... 864 00:48:05,751 --> 00:48:07,751 - So I was... - I understand... 865 00:48:07,917 --> 00:48:11,501 If you think the script needs work, fix it and then start again. 866 00:48:13,376 --> 00:48:14,893 What's wrong with the script? 867 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:17,602 Chung told me last night. 868 00:48:17,626 --> 00:48:20,626 You wanted to stop production for a few days, and try to smooth things out. 869 00:48:22,126 --> 00:48:22,792 Makes sense. 870 00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:25,667 But can you reveal what you want to do? 871 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:28,001 Anything to drink? 872 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:31,001 - Water is fine. - I don't have any. 873 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:32,626 Do you want ice? 874 00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:33,792 Sure. I'll help myself. 875 00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:47,792 So... li... 876 00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:50,501 I... ha't... 877 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:54,167 ...ye..t 878 00:48:58,251 --> 00:49:00,542 I don't want to say anything until I'm sure. 879 00:49:02,251 --> 00:49:03,228 No wonder! 880 00:49:03,252 --> 00:49:05,501 Chung says you're an artist! 881 00:49:05,751 --> 00:49:07,876 I'm sure you'll think of something! 882 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:11,167 Work hard! 883 00:49:11,376 --> 00:49:12,144 Chung says you'll be fine! 884 00:49:12,168 --> 00:49:15,251 I know you'll be! 885 00:49:27,417 --> 00:49:28,417 Chung... 886 00:49:29,376 --> 00:49:30,376 Sorry... 887 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,376 Come in. 888 00:49:40,251 --> 00:49:41,019 - I wanted to say... 889 00:49:41,043 --> 00:49:42,643 I've sent out the call sheet for tomorrow. 890 00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:44,667 You decide if you're shooting. 891 00:49:45,626 --> 00:49:49,018 I'm getting old, no time for artistic airs. 892 00:49:49,042 --> 00:49:53,001 If you feel confident, I won't interfere. 893 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:57,376 Just don't go over budget. 894 00:49:57,542 --> 00:50:00,102 I want you to shoot something good too. 895 00:50:00,126 --> 00:50:02,542 Not just talk. 896 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,768 Tell me if you want to quit. 897 00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:07,626 So I can plan ahead. 898 00:50:25,084 --> 00:50:26,126 It's you! 899 00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:29,001 How'd your script turn out? 900 00:50:30,001 --> 00:50:31,292 How's your film coming along? 901 00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:34,292 Something I can't figure out. 902 00:50:35,376 --> 00:50:36,376 Me too. 903 00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:39,792 Do you know Derek Yee? 904 00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:44,417 Met him a few times... Why? 905 00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:48,602 The night he died... 906 00:50:48,626 --> 00:50:49,792 we had a chat... 907 00:50:53,792 --> 00:50:56,626 He said he started working as an extra at 17 years old. 908 00:50:57,876 --> 00:50:59,417 I started acting at 17. 909 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:01,917 And at 27, my mentor told me 910 00:51:02,084 --> 00:51:04,667 Costume dramas are dead. I should go do something else. 911 00:51:05,751 --> 00:51:07,626 Just go get a normal job. 912 00:51:08,376 --> 00:51:09,751 I was so mad 913 00:51:10,376 --> 00:51:12,001 He brought me into the industry. 914 00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:14,167 And then after ten years, he tells me to quit. 915 00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:17,542 So what? I wasted a decade? 916 00:51:19,501 --> 00:51:21,251 And then my director said to me, 917 00:51:21,792 --> 00:51:24,073 even if you don't act, you can stay in the film industry. 918 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:27,501 You can try directing. 919 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,477 I didn't know what to say... 920 00:51:29,501 --> 00:51:32,376 but I said to him, if that happened one day, 921 00:51:33,167 --> 00:51:34,167 I would call him. 922 00:51:35,501 --> 00:51:37,917 Three years later, I really made that phone call. 923 00:51:38,751 --> 00:51:41,501 Because I finally got the chance to make my first film: The Crazies 924 00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:44,126 So don't give up. 925 00:51:45,376 --> 00:51:47,501 Why, even will all this clarity, 926 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:50,042 why did you chose to die? 927 00:51:50,292 --> 00:51:51,228 I'm only human! 928 00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:54,376 And humans have feelings and so it's really quite reasonable! 929 00:51:55,626 --> 00:51:57,917 If you let me choose again, 930 00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:00,292 I wouldn't choose death. 931 00:52:01,167 --> 00:52:03,167 Thank you. 932 00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:05,251 Hey! 933 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,167 Hey! 934 00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:10,792 He's coming... 935 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:12,792 He's not coming... 936 00:52:13,542 --> 00:52:14,542 He's coming... 937 00:52:16,542 --> 00:52:17,602 Chung, 938 00:52:17,626 --> 00:52:19,292 Something wrong with the flowers? 939 00:52:19,751 --> 00:52:21,001 No problem. 940 00:52:22,251 --> 00:52:24,352 - Is he answering? - No... 941 00:52:24,376 --> 00:52:26,751 - No one at home. - Keep calling! 942 00:52:28,001 --> 00:52:29,727 - Director! - Sorry! 943 00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:32,126 - I know I'm late. - Cameras are in position. 944 00:52:32,292 --> 00:52:33,917 Wait, I changed it a bit. 945 00:52:34,126 --> 00:52:36,977 I want to talk to Mango and Uncle Wah first. 946 00:52:37,001 --> 00:52:40,042 Sir Dicky! Can you set up the tracking shot this way? 947 00:52:40,876 --> 00:52:43,917 - How long? - Not sure yet, just try it out. 948 00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,961 - Good morning director. - Good morning Uncle Wah. 949 00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:51,417 I have a few new pages... 950 00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:53,917 I want to reshoot scene nine. 951 00:52:54,292 --> 00:52:56,667 What? Reshoot? 952 00:52:56,876 --> 00:52:58,518 Read the new script first. 953 00:52:58,542 --> 00:52:59,977 Dicky, 954 00:53:00,001 --> 00:53:03,167 So we'll... 955 00:53:04,626 --> 00:53:05,626 Action! 956 00:53:09,126 --> 00:53:10,501 Please don't... 957 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:15,792 Please don't... 958 00:53:17,001 --> 00:53:17,518 Don't... 959 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:17,893 Cut! 960 00:53:17,917 --> 00:53:18,917 Don't... 961 00:53:21,376 --> 00:53:22,376 Wait, wait, 962 00:53:26,876 --> 00:53:28,501 What do you want? 963 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,376 So Mango, 964 00:53:31,001 --> 00:53:35,251 Even though the script says you fake the orgasm to encourage Uncle Wah, 965 00:53:36,626 --> 00:53:38,143 But I want you to make it look real. 966 00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:40,042 Then how would the audience know I'm faking it? 967 00:53:40,501 --> 00:53:42,001 I'd say the opposite. 968 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:44,876 The more real you make it, the more the audience will buy into it. 969 00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:48,367 Only if they think it's real, would they believe that Uncle Wah thinks it's real. 970 00:53:49,751 --> 00:53:51,376 Well, I really don't know how. 971 00:53:59,001 --> 00:54:02,292 You've must have had an orgasm before. 972 00:54:03,626 --> 00:54:05,768 That's the feeling I want now. 973 00:54:05,792 --> 00:54:08,751 Think of your best orgasm, the very best... 974 00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:10,751 And bring that feeling. 975 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:13,042 And that's it. 976 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:18,751 Don't let me know you're faking it. 977 00:54:21,542 --> 00:54:23,126 Got it? 978 00:54:25,376 --> 00:54:27,917 Let me think about it... 979 00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:31,292 Alright. 980 00:54:32,376 --> 00:54:33,376 Uncle Wah? 981 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:34,667 Yes, Director? 982 00:54:35,501 --> 00:54:39,751 I wanted to ask... have you ever... mid-way through... 983 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:42,001 and you couldn't keep it up? 984 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,251 There was the one time... 985 00:54:49,626 --> 00:54:53,001 Well, I don't know if I was nervous or what... but it was a while ago. 986 00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:55,001 How did you feel? 987 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:57,042 I was upset. 988 00:54:57,417 --> 00:54:59,667 Did you feel any shame? 989 00:55:00,001 --> 00:55:02,917 No. More like... afraid. 990 00:55:05,292 --> 00:55:07,602 So in the next take, 991 00:55:07,626 --> 00:55:11,667 Can you bring that fear? 992 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:14,751 - I'll try. - Let's try it. 993 00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:16,667 Let's get going. 994 00:55:17,292 --> 00:55:20,751 Dicky, can you track very slowly in this shot? 995 00:55:21,001 --> 00:55:22,001 Okay, got it. 996 00:55:31,251 --> 00:55:31,769 Again. 997 00:55:31,793 --> 00:55:33,376 Cut! 998 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:37,251 Cut! 999 00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:40,001 Again. 1000 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,292 Cut! 1001 00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:46,792 What is it? 1002 00:55:50,542 --> 00:55:51,542 Again! 1003 00:55:58,876 --> 00:55:59,876 Cut! 1004 00:56:05,376 --> 00:56:07,251 - Towel! - It's fine. 1005 00:56:09,792 --> 00:56:11,917 Here, you've got something on your foot. 1006 00:56:28,501 --> 00:56:29,542 Again. 1007 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:37,602 Come closer, 1008 00:56:37,626 --> 00:56:39,126 I don't have horns. 1009 00:57:15,917 --> 00:57:17,126 Cut! 1010 00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:18,542 Okay! 1011 00:57:18,709 --> 00:57:19,394 Thank you. 1012 00:57:19,418 --> 00:57:21,393 Let's get them their clothes? 1013 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:22,394 Take a break, okay? 1014 00:57:22,418 --> 00:57:23,876 Dicky, 1015 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:29,227 - Sunny? - Yes? 1016 00:57:29,251 --> 00:57:30,643 When you get us extras, 1017 00:57:30,667 --> 00:57:33,417 Find us some in their twenties, not their teens, okay? 1018 00:57:35,126 --> 00:57:37,977 - What? - You seem different. 1019 00:57:38,001 --> 00:57:40,768 I don't know what you're talking about. 1020 00:57:40,792 --> 00:57:41,977 My phone. Excuse me. 1021 00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:44,417 My treat, what do you want? 1022 00:57:51,126 --> 00:57:53,977 Hello? What's all that noise? 1023 00:57:54,001 --> 00:57:55,792 Nothing, I'm doing aerobics. 1024 00:57:56,292 --> 00:57:57,393 What? 1025 00:57:57,417 --> 00:57:58,817 I thought you were still mad at me. 1026 00:57:59,126 --> 00:58:00,126 Mad at you? 1027 00:58:01,001 --> 00:58:04,417 Even if I were, like you would cheer me up. I always have to call you first. 1028 00:58:04,751 --> 00:58:07,393 No... I was thinking of calling you. 1029 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:08,042 Yeah? 1030 00:58:08,376 --> 00:58:11,292 I can never keep up with these aerobics videos. 1031 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:13,292 I suck. 1032 00:58:13,876 --> 00:58:14,853 When are you back? 1033 00:58:14,877 --> 00:58:16,792 Soon, I'll be back soon. 1034 00:58:17,751 --> 00:58:20,227 Alright, do your own thing then. 1035 00:58:20,251 --> 00:58:20,894 Okay. 1036 00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:23,042 Have fun. Bye. 1037 00:58:33,376 --> 00:58:34,518 Hey! Sorry about that. 1038 00:58:34,542 --> 00:58:36,352 Hey, isn't that Director Wong? 1039 00:58:36,376 --> 00:58:38,001 I love his movies! 1040 00:58:38,751 --> 00:58:41,001 They're such shit, are you kidding me? 1041 00:58:45,459 --> 00:58:46,459 Hello! 1042 00:58:46,876 --> 00:58:49,417 Look who the dog dragged in! 1043 00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:51,102 Director Wong, 1044 00:58:51,126 --> 00:58:53,893 heard you have a big cast, big budget. Big blockbuster! 1045 00:58:53,917 --> 00:58:56,917 Stephen Chow, plus a Jet Li. 1046 00:58:57,751 --> 00:58:59,518 But this time, we have a fresh trick... 1047 00:58:59,542 --> 00:59:02,001 We're making a musical! 1048 00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:04,518 If the investors get onboard that is! 1049 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,893 Oh, Director Wong, 1050 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,143 who turns you down these days? 1051 00:59:08,167 --> 00:59:09,167 Not at all... 1052 00:59:10,001 --> 00:59:12,626 Let him be, talk is cheap. 1053 00:59:14,001 --> 00:59:16,518 Best Cinematographer indeed! 1054 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:18,501 Heard you're working on a Category III film. 1055 00:59:18,917 --> 00:59:21,852 Even though the lighting doesn't matter as much, 1056 00:59:21,876 --> 00:59:23,042 But you still need lights. 1057 00:59:23,542 --> 00:59:25,542 Or else you'll get switched out again, no? 1058 00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:26,728 But don't worry! 1059 00:59:26,752 --> 00:59:28,917 Since we're buds, come work for me! 1060 00:59:29,126 --> 00:59:31,352 For you I'd add a department. 1061 00:59:31,376 --> 00:59:33,126 You can be third unit camera. 1062 00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:37,102 That's a bit extreme... 1063 00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:39,643 The man is known for being insulting. 1064 00:59:39,667 --> 00:59:42,018 Mr. Dicky, you've worked with him before? 1065 00:59:42,042 --> 00:59:44,751 He directed my first film as cinematographer. 1066 00:59:45,126 --> 00:59:46,626 He fucking fired me. 1067 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:49,542 He said my shots were too dark. 1068 00:59:49,917 --> 00:59:51,602 The audience are there to see the actors. 1069 00:59:51,626 --> 00:59:53,626 It's so dark, I must be shooting for ghosts? 1070 00:59:54,376 --> 00:59:58,501 So someone told someone, who told someone, and suddenly no one would hire me. 1071 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:00,001 Beer please! 1072 01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:02,018 Don't drink so much. 1073 01:00:02,042 --> 01:00:05,352 So what? Everyone knows I'm the best around. 1074 01:00:05,376 --> 01:00:07,292 Best at getting drunk! 1075 01:00:09,876 --> 01:00:12,001 Alright, I'm with you tonight. 1076 01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:14,626 And I'm going to be Best Director! 1077 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:15,768 Doesn't that makes us Best Crew? 1078 01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:16,394 Yes! 1079 01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:19,126 - Beers! - Cheers! 1080 01:00:19,751 --> 01:00:23,376 Bottoms up! 1081 01:00:50,584 --> 01:00:51,852 Viva Erotica 1082 01:00:51,876 --> 01:00:53,501 Viva Erotica Third draft, May 23, 1996 1083 01:00:59,501 --> 01:01:01,501 Red key light to orange key light... 1084 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:57,417 Lots of famous Japanese directors started out in pink films. 1085 01:02:01,417 --> 01:02:03,042 Feeling better? 1086 01:02:03,917 --> 01:02:07,292 Look, this is Abnormal Family. 1087 01:02:08,126 --> 01:02:11,417 From the director of Sumo Do, Sumo Don't. 1088 01:02:11,792 --> 01:02:13,893 - Really? - Yeah, I really like him. 1089 01:02:13,917 --> 01:02:16,167 I have another of his, let me show you. 1090 01:02:20,917 --> 01:02:21,917 This is it. 1091 01:02:23,001 --> 01:02:24,501 I swear the box was here... 1092 01:02:32,376 --> 01:02:34,376 Look at the way he uses handheld 1093 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,393 You really can't just decide to use handheld. 1094 01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:38,542 - Got it? Yeah? - Yeah. 1095 01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:42,352 Once you've seen enough of these, 1096 01:02:42,376 --> 01:02:44,376 you'll know what's good and what's not. 1097 01:02:44,626 --> 01:02:46,001 But remember, 1098 01:02:46,751 --> 01:02:48,876 you can't rush it. 1099 01:02:49,251 --> 01:02:52,477 If you're rushed, it gets messy. 1100 01:02:52,501 --> 01:02:56,542 And look, look at the cutting, it gets right in there. 1101 01:03:11,376 --> 01:03:12,667 Weird right? 1102 01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:15,376 Not sure if you're the person I should be talking to. 1103 01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:18,626 You don't have to say anything. Just enjoy your drink. 1104 01:03:21,376 --> 01:03:24,251 I was waiting for him all night. 1105 01:03:25,126 --> 01:03:28,001 I know he's working... 1106 01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:31,768 And I wanted to call him, but I didn't want to bother him. 1107 01:03:31,792 --> 01:03:33,542 And I'd seem needy. 1108 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:37,459 I know being a director is stressful, but so is my job... 1109 01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:40,542 I don't ignore him when I'm working... 1110 01:03:42,126 --> 01:03:43,626 It's so hard... 1111 01:03:44,167 --> 01:03:45,417 Dump him. 1112 01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:50,792 My husband was a director too. 1113 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,977 They live in a fantasy world. 1114 01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:54,876 They don't know how to take care of people. 1115 01:03:55,251 --> 01:03:57,042 They can't even take care of themselves. 1116 01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,143 Just like kids. 1117 01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:02,852 Some never grow up. 1118 01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:05,792 If you're unlucky, they end up like Sing's dead dad. 1119 01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:09,602 I'm the example. 1120 01:04:09,626 --> 01:04:12,876 Talk to him. If he won't change, 1121 01:04:13,626 --> 01:04:16,001 you're the one who is going to be unhappy. 1122 01:04:16,626 --> 01:04:18,667 He'll get upset if I bring it up 1123 01:04:19,876 --> 01:04:22,751 Think about it clearly first then. 1124 01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:24,228 I'm fine. 1125 01:04:24,252 --> 01:04:26,001 I just had to blow off some steam. 1126 01:04:27,751 --> 01:04:30,667 I don't want to interfere. In any case, 1127 01:04:31,251 --> 01:04:34,292 Call me whenever you want! 1128 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,977 Uncle Wah, Mango, 1129 01:04:41,001 --> 01:04:44,001 This scene is your meet-cute. 1130 01:04:44,292 --> 01:04:46,102 You want to hook up with her. She's not complicated, 1131 01:04:46,126 --> 01:04:49,768 She's not complicated, just after the money. So you're settling on the fee. 1132 01:04:49,792 --> 01:04:52,792 No niceties, you go straight for her legs. 1133 01:04:56,917 --> 01:04:59,393 So I grab her thigh. And then? 1134 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,126 And then you say your lines 1135 01:05:01,292 --> 01:05:04,917 Director? The cinematographer wants you. 1136 01:05:06,376 --> 01:05:09,251 Then, uh, you two talk about it first. 1137 01:05:14,751 --> 01:05:17,251 Miss Mango, the other day, did he like... 1138 01:05:18,626 --> 01:05:20,876 Can you not be such a gossip? 1139 01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:25,292 If you talk about him behind his back, I'm sure you talk about me behind my back. 1140 01:05:26,876 --> 01:05:30,376 I know what you're thinking, that I'm the same way. 1141 01:05:31,292 --> 01:05:33,518 I know I'm like that. 1142 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:38,001 So, from now on, I'm not speaking ill of anyone. 1143 01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:41,167 What else is there to talk about? 1144 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:44,602 Well, then... 1145 01:05:44,626 --> 01:05:47,251 we'll talk about our own shortcomings first! 1146 01:05:58,376 --> 01:05:59,792 Why are you like that? 1147 01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:06,251 I'm hard, aren't I? 1148 01:06:10,001 --> 01:06:11,917 Are you no longer in love with me? 1149 01:06:12,917 --> 01:06:14,167 You like someone else? 1150 01:06:15,792 --> 01:06:17,001 You're crazy. 1151 01:06:18,167 --> 01:06:20,042 Why haven't you fucked me in so long? 1152 01:06:20,667 --> 01:06:22,126 It's been so long... 1153 01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:26,292 I know you're shooting, and so you're tired? 1154 01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:28,667 Yeah, I'm tired. 1155 01:06:30,876 --> 01:06:32,626 If you're so tired, then quit. 1156 01:06:33,251 --> 01:06:37,477 The anti-vice guys were saying how hot your actress is. 1157 01:06:37,501 --> 01:06:39,893 She has tits, and ass, and a pretty face, 1158 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:41,477 That you're going to dump me for her. 1159 01:06:41,501 --> 01:06:43,852 - Are you after her? - You're crazy! 1160 01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:47,542 Are you crazy? Finally it's going well and you want me to quit? 1161 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,667 You don't trust me! 1162 01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:15,542 Go back to sleep. 1163 01:11:09,126 --> 01:11:11,602 What did you make this out of? It's too thick! 1164 01:11:11,626 --> 01:11:13,477 Egg whites! 1165 01:11:13,501 --> 01:11:15,185 Thick is good! 1166 01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:17,477 Thin means not enough sperm. 1167 01:11:17,501 --> 01:11:20,102 No sperm means no strength! 1168 01:11:20,126 --> 01:11:21,560 Works for my character! 1169 01:11:21,584 --> 01:11:24,376 Your character can't get it up! 1170 01:11:24,626 --> 01:11:25,751 Just faking it! 1171 01:11:26,876 --> 01:11:27,876 I can in the end! 1172 01:11:28,334 --> 01:11:29,334 I have some! 1173 01:11:29,376 --> 01:11:31,376 - What's that? - Sperm. 1174 01:11:35,001 --> 01:11:37,401 - How is this it? It's weirdly yellow. - How did you make it? 1175 01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:40,501 - It's real. - Real? 1176 01:11:43,209 --> 01:11:45,876 Well, I mean, maybe I haven't been drinking enough water. 1177 01:11:49,001 --> 01:11:51,852 Uncle Wah, we're going to do that angle we missed! 1178 01:11:51,876 --> 01:11:55,352 Just relax, and we can stop around here. 1179 01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:56,876 Okay, Mango? 1180 01:12:04,126 --> 01:12:06,352 What? Making Category III? Hardcore films? 1181 01:12:06,376 --> 01:12:08,376 - ID cards! - Who's in charge? 1182 01:12:09,001 --> 01:12:10,001 - Identity cards! 1183 01:12:13,626 --> 01:12:14,977 - What did he say? - I'll take care of it. 1184 01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:17,001 It's fine, I know him. 1185 01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:21,376 Your Category III boyfriend? 1186 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,751 - Hello, hello - How do you do. 1187 01:12:25,251 --> 01:12:27,251 Mango, right? 1188 01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:30,227 - Can we take a photo? - Yes! Yes of course! 1189 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:31,477 Of course! Anything you say! 1190 01:12:31,501 --> 01:12:34,126 Jupiter, grab the camera, let's get a picture. 1191 01:12:34,376 --> 01:12:36,102 Picture time! 1192 01:12:36,126 --> 01:12:37,876 One, two, three! 1193 01:12:40,876 --> 01:12:44,751 Thank goodness you were there just now. 1194 01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:49,626 Your co-workers seem nice. Pretty friendly! 1195 01:12:59,501 --> 01:13:00,977 What are you doing? 1196 01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:02,310 I'm leaving. 1197 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:04,584 Hey! Are you crazy? Where are you going? 1198 01:13:05,126 --> 01:13:06,751 Are you fucking her? 1199 01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:07,978 I'm not. 1200 01:13:08,002 --> 01:13:10,626 So you know who I'm talking about? 1201 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:14,626 You looked terrified that I saw you holding her. 1202 01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:20,227 And the moment I arrived, you put your arm on me, 1203 01:13:20,251 --> 01:13:22,001 but you never do that in public. 1204 01:13:25,751 --> 01:13:29,084 And during the photoshoot, you were looking everywhere but at her. 1205 01:13:29,751 --> 01:13:33,251 Ready? 1, 2, 3! 1206 01:13:34,001 --> 01:13:35,376 I smell a rat. 1207 01:13:37,876 --> 01:13:39,477 Even if you didn't, you definitely thought about it. 1208 01:13:39,501 --> 01:13:40,501 Hey! 1209 01:13:41,001 --> 01:13:42,001 Hey! 1210 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:44,185 I confess I thought about it. 1211 01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:45,977 But I can't control my thoughts. 1212 01:13:46,001 --> 01:13:48,626 Any man would think about it! 1213 01:13:49,251 --> 01:13:51,477 You would leave over this tiny thing? 1214 01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:53,751 - No, not because it's miniscule. - Then what? 1215 01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:57,251 I can't stand it, I'm very unhappy with you. 1216 01:14:05,626 --> 01:14:09,376 Don't you think we're more like roommates than lovers? 1217 01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:25,876 Things bad with your girlfriend again? 1218 01:14:27,376 --> 01:14:28,626 Yes, got it. 1219 01:14:32,876 --> 01:14:35,376 Daddy works here. 1220 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:38,126 This is called Studio C, okay? 1221 01:14:40,126 --> 01:14:42,751 Let me introduce you to our leading lady, Mango. 1222 01:14:43,626 --> 01:14:45,477 - This is my wife Jen. - Hello. 1223 01:14:45,501 --> 01:14:47,376 Here, say hi to Mango. 1224 01:14:48,126 --> 01:14:49,727 This is my son. 1225 01:14:49,751 --> 01:14:50,602 Shy, are you? 1226 01:14:50,626 --> 01:14:51,353 - Hello! - Go over, 1227 01:14:51,377 --> 01:14:52,584 Want some? 1228 01:14:55,584 --> 01:14:57,751 Say thank you! 1229 01:15:04,001 --> 01:15:05,001 Director. 1230 01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:07,001 Uncle Wah! You're early. 1231 01:15:07,626 --> 01:15:09,810 My wife and son wanted to come visit our set. 1232 01:15:09,834 --> 01:15:11,602 - This is my wife Jen. - Hello. 1233 01:15:11,626 --> 01:15:15,626 - Son, this is Mr. Director. - Hello, Mr. Director. 1234 01:15:16,001 --> 01:15:18,001 Let me take you around. 1235 01:15:19,626 --> 01:15:22,001 Director, fighting with your girlfriend? 1236 01:15:24,126 --> 01:15:27,126 You're the tenth to ask me that today. 1237 01:15:28,084 --> 01:15:29,477 Women are terribly annoying. 1238 01:15:29,501 --> 01:15:31,501 Women need love and attention. 1239 01:15:31,751 --> 01:15:35,501 You'll feel terrible if she actually left. 1240 01:15:37,626 --> 01:15:40,251 She told me to make this movie. 1241 01:15:41,501 --> 01:15:44,001 And now it's the core of all arguments. 1242 01:15:44,376 --> 01:15:46,102 Take my wife. 1243 01:15:46,126 --> 01:15:48,852 When I said I was going to make Category III films, she said it was fine, 1244 01:15:48,876 --> 01:15:50,602 That it was just work. 1245 01:15:50,626 --> 01:15:52,376 But still, she wasn't entirely comfortable. 1246 01:15:53,001 --> 01:15:55,876 So now I tell her whenever I have a sex scene. 1247 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:58,352 - So she doesn't worry. - Daddy! 1248 01:15:58,376 --> 01:16:00,727 - Daddy! - Hey! I'm coming! 1249 01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:02,501 Director, I'm going over first. 1250 01:16:10,251 --> 01:16:13,126 Mango, for your sweat. 1251 01:16:14,751 --> 01:16:17,001 Everything they said wasn't true. 1252 01:16:18,126 --> 01:16:19,435 What wasn't true? 1253 01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:21,352 They said he was a perv, 1254 01:16:21,376 --> 01:16:23,602 and that he was doing really poorly, 1255 01:16:23,626 --> 01:16:25,102 actually he's really shy. 1256 01:16:25,126 --> 01:16:28,626 Look how happy his family is. 1257 01:16:31,376 --> 01:16:34,251 I know I want a baby before I turn 30. 1258 01:16:35,251 --> 01:16:37,501 And a husband who thinks the world of me. 1259 01:16:38,501 --> 01:16:40,852 I want security. 1260 01:16:40,876 --> 01:16:43,876 Don't have to worry about my next meal, or if we'll have heat. 1261 01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:50,001 When I was in Taiwan, 1262 01:16:51,001 --> 01:16:55,376 my family was very poor, and my parents fought all the time. 1263 01:16:58,626 --> 01:17:01,251 Because we were poor, so it was all about money. 1264 01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:05,102 And I was no good in school... 1265 01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:07,501 So I ran over to Hong Kong, 1266 01:17:08,126 --> 01:17:11,001 to make movies, to make money, 1267 01:17:12,001 --> 01:17:16,251 I want to make so much money, so that my father and my mother can live a better life. 1268 01:17:20,126 --> 01:17:23,751 Am I too greedy? 1269 01:17:24,501 --> 01:17:26,376 Not at all, we're all greedy. I'm greedy. 1270 01:17:29,709 --> 01:17:31,685 To be honest, I quite like you, 1271 01:17:31,709 --> 01:17:33,209 But you don't have money. 1272 01:17:40,251 --> 01:17:41,876 I'm so sad. 1273 01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:45,709 You're so silly. 1274 01:17:46,084 --> 01:17:47,709 Let's make a movie! 1275 01:17:59,376 --> 01:18:00,810 Just like that, Dicky, okay? 1276 01:18:00,834 --> 01:18:01,834 Go it. Let's go. 1277 01:18:02,501 --> 01:18:03,501 Standby. 1278 01:18:06,501 --> 01:18:07,310 Rolling. 1279 01:18:07,334 --> 01:18:08,001 Speed. 1280 01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:09,251 Tracking. 1281 01:18:11,501 --> 01:18:12,501 Action! 1282 01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:33,709 Let me think... 1283 01:19:36,001 --> 01:19:37,876 It's a wrap! 1284 01:19:58,876 --> 01:20:03,501 This year's Best Director at the Hong Kong Film Awards is... 1285 01:20:05,459 --> 01:20:06,459 Sing! 1286 01:20:17,751 --> 01:20:21,126 Fire! 1287 01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:23,126 It's on fire! help! 1288 01:20:23,501 --> 01:20:25,876 Little Wah, see what's going on! 1289 01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:50,376 Uncle Wah, let's get here! 1290 01:21:19,376 --> 01:21:21,959 Leave it! There's no time! 1291 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:31,084 Hey! The negatives! 1292 01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:40,501 Where's Sunny? 1293 01:21:40,751 --> 01:21:42,251 Where's Sunny? 1294 01:22:10,751 --> 01:22:14,376 - Sunny... - He needs to rest, don't stay too long. 1295 01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:15,626 Thank you nurse. 1296 01:22:16,626 --> 01:22:18,001 How are you, Sunny. 1297 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:21,001 Hello everyone. How are the negatives? 1298 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:23,626 It's all fine, of course. 1299 01:22:24,959 --> 01:22:25,959 Oh good... 1300 01:22:27,001 --> 01:22:27,853 How's my face? 1301 01:22:27,877 --> 01:22:31,001 Don't touch it, or it'll get infected. 1302 01:22:31,626 --> 01:22:33,102 Will I lose my good looks? 1303 01:22:33,126 --> 01:22:34,852 Oh please... 1304 01:22:34,876 --> 01:22:36,727 Hello? 1305 01:22:36,751 --> 01:22:38,334 Mr. Wong? Yes... 1306 01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:41,751 We weren't planning on burning down the studio... 1307 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:46,251 I know this is my fault... 1308 01:22:47,501 --> 01:22:48,977 Can't believe this happened... 1309 01:22:49,001 --> 01:22:50,001 It's not your fault. 1310 01:22:51,626 --> 01:22:54,501 If it wasn't for you, we'd have no negatives at all. 1311 01:22:56,001 --> 01:22:57,584 You did a great job. 1312 01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:58,876 I wanted to ask... 1313 01:23:00,126 --> 01:23:02,501 do you think I could get a ticket to the screening? 1314 01:23:05,876 --> 01:23:06,876 Of course. 1315 01:23:07,126 --> 01:23:08,352 You're part of the crew. 1316 01:23:08,376 --> 01:23:09,376 Really? 1317 01:23:09,626 --> 01:23:12,584 Will my name be on the end credits? 1318 01:23:41,126 --> 01:23:42,727 Shit, it's my fault... 1319 01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,102 I shouldn't have left the prints there. 1320 01:23:45,126 --> 01:23:47,477 Don't say that... no one wanted this... 1321 01:23:47,501 --> 01:23:49,376 It's my responsibility... 1322 01:23:49,751 --> 01:23:52,876 What did you all do wrong? Let's shoot it again! 1323 01:23:53,751 --> 01:23:57,001 The studio went up in flames. How do we reshoot? 1324 01:23:57,376 --> 01:23:58,353 Stop talking. 1325 01:23:58,377 --> 01:23:59,477 I've decided. 1326 01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:02,852 - No, I mean... - Stop being so fucking annoying. 1327 01:24:02,876 --> 01:24:04,935 I'm not giving you another cent. 1328 01:24:04,959 --> 01:24:06,727 I was supposed to make money on this. 1329 01:24:06,751 --> 01:24:09,751 Now you've burned down the studio, and I have to pay for it? 1330 01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:11,352 You motherfucker... 1331 01:24:11,376 --> 01:24:13,602 I'm a businessman, not like you! 1332 01:24:13,626 --> 01:24:15,685 - Making art? - Mr. Wong... 1333 01:24:15,709 --> 01:24:17,477 Maybe the film will make money if we release it. 1334 01:24:17,501 --> 01:24:20,727 We just need a teeny, tiny, tiny bit more to finish it. 1335 01:24:20,751 --> 01:24:23,727 Daddy... let us finish it... 1336 01:24:23,751 --> 01:24:24,876 Shut it. 1337 01:24:25,626 --> 01:24:27,477 Women shouldn't talk so much. 1338 01:24:27,501 --> 01:24:28,977 You think I'm an idiot? 1339 01:24:29,001 --> 01:24:31,185 You think we would pay to release this shit? 1340 01:24:31,209 --> 01:24:32,852 I beg you, just edit it somehow, 1341 01:24:32,876 --> 01:24:35,602 and sell it to those underground European markets. 1342 01:24:35,626 --> 01:24:38,126 Also, you're responsible for the kid in the hospital. 1343 01:24:38,501 --> 01:24:41,977 I'm not paying anything even if he sues us with the Labour Department. 1344 01:24:42,001 --> 01:24:43,876 Yes, I'll take care of it... 1345 01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:47,852 Perfect. You all heard him! 1346 01:24:47,876 --> 01:24:51,001 Don't look at me for your final pay cheque. Call him. 1347 01:24:51,376 --> 01:24:53,876 Cheapskate just looking for excuses to not pay. 1348 01:24:56,501 --> 01:24:57,251 What did you say? 1349 01:24:57,417 --> 01:24:58,876 You think triads are king? 1350 01:25:02,501 --> 01:25:04,227 Not at all... 1351 01:25:04,251 --> 01:25:05,501 We're the fucking emperor! 1352 01:25:08,876 --> 01:25:09,478 Shit producer, 1353 01:25:09,502 --> 01:25:11,626 shit director, with these riffraff crew. 1354 01:25:12,751 --> 01:25:14,631 You're just barely getting a job because of me. 1355 01:25:14,959 --> 01:25:15,959 If not for me? 1356 01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:17,084 You'd be eating shit! 1357 01:25:21,501 --> 01:25:22,501 Let's go. 1358 01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:24,751 We're leaving! 1359 01:25:28,251 --> 01:25:29,751 Motherfuckers... 1360 01:25:31,001 --> 01:25:32,209 Mr. Wong... 1361 01:25:32,751 --> 01:25:36,251 You can curse us however you want, but leave our mothers out of it. 1362 01:25:36,626 --> 01:25:37,626 Yeah? 1363 01:25:38,001 --> 01:25:39,626 Listen up. 1364 01:25:39,876 --> 01:25:40,227 I'm 1365 01:25:40,251 --> 01:25:40,477 fucking 1366 01:25:40,501 --> 01:25:40,977 your 1367 01:25:41,001 --> 01:25:41,352 old 1368 01:25:41,376 --> 01:25:42,376 Boss! 1369 01:25:52,209 --> 01:25:54,376 Treats me like shit because I'm polite... 1370 01:25:55,001 --> 01:25:56,685 I hate people asking after my mother! 1371 01:25:56,709 --> 01:25:58,751 But he just had to ask after my mother! 1372 01:26:01,751 --> 01:26:04,626 How could he miss? 1373 01:26:05,376 --> 01:26:06,727 How are you? 1374 01:26:06,751 --> 01:26:09,602 Shit... what if I have internal bleeding? 1375 01:26:09,626 --> 01:26:10,946 You didn't fight enough as a kid? 1376 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:13,853 Just wash it off. 1377 01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:16,352 No, just look at how pale he is. 1378 01:26:16,376 --> 01:26:18,560 Probably safer to take him to the hospital... 1379 01:26:18,584 --> 01:26:20,352 Really? For that? 1380 01:26:20,376 --> 01:26:24,251 Don't make a big fuss, just take some painkillers from 7Eleven. 1381 01:26:24,626 --> 01:26:25,685 Producer! Now what? 1382 01:26:25,709 --> 01:26:28,876 Don't be afraid... I'm here. 1383 01:26:29,626 --> 01:26:31,666 You can kill a warrior but you shouldn't insult one. 1384 01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:35,501 He asked after our mothers! We're in the right here! 1385 01:26:36,751 --> 01:26:39,501 Though... starting a fight is wrong... 1386 01:26:40,126 --> 01:26:41,310 But I'll take care of it. 1387 01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:42,626 I'll take him out for dinner. 1388 01:26:43,001 --> 01:26:45,876 Hey! Don't back down! 1389 01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:48,977 Let's work together and finish the film! 1390 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:50,376 Are we shooting your mother? 1391 01:26:50,876 --> 01:26:54,126 You broke the boss' nose. We're screwed. 1392 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:56,602 He's going to send people after us. 1393 01:26:56,626 --> 01:26:59,227 You figure it out, 1394 01:26:59,251 --> 01:27:01,852 but pay us our wages before we start again. 1395 01:27:01,876 --> 01:27:03,727 Really? 1396 01:27:03,751 --> 01:27:07,852 You're talking to me about money now? I've made you all so much money! 1397 01:27:07,876 --> 01:27:09,435 Are you kidding me? 1398 01:27:09,459 --> 01:27:11,876 Barely minimum wage and working us like dogs. 1399 01:27:12,501 --> 01:27:15,727 Eighteen hour days! You don't think we work for our pay? 1400 01:27:15,751 --> 01:27:18,334 You were too rash, should have just kept it inside... 1401 01:27:18,626 --> 01:27:19,727 You've always been an ass-licker 1402 01:27:19,751 --> 01:27:20,436 You should have kept at it! 1403 01:27:20,460 --> 01:27:22,376 You're calling me an ass-licker? 1404 01:27:23,376 --> 01:27:24,852 I can't be an ass-licker? 1405 01:27:24,876 --> 01:27:26,477 Ass-lickers can't have rage? 1406 01:27:26,501 --> 01:27:29,602 Yes! I am an ass-licker with rage! 1407 01:27:29,626 --> 01:27:31,251 Well I am! 1408 01:27:37,251 --> 01:27:38,852 Now you're deserting me in times of trouble? 1409 01:27:38,876 --> 01:27:43,626 How could you say these things to me at a time like this? 1410 01:27:46,501 --> 01:27:49,126 Say something! 1411 01:27:52,626 --> 01:27:55,376 I wanted to be a soccer player as a kid. 1412 01:27:56,626 --> 01:27:59,352 Because I'm really impressed by them. 1413 01:27:59,376 --> 01:28:02,416 Think about it... whether or not the stadium is full they still have to play. 1414 01:28:02,626 --> 01:28:04,126 And if they mess up, 1415 01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:05,626 everyone is yelling at them. 1416 01:28:06,209 --> 01:28:07,626 But, the ball is round. 1417 01:28:09,126 --> 01:28:13,602 Not every shot gets in... Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. 1418 01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:17,977 And when you're having a bad day, the coach benches you. 1419 01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:18,978 Take a break... 1420 01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:21,751 But maybe you never get off the bench again. 1421 01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:26,853 I used to be like that. 1422 01:28:26,877 --> 01:28:29,251 I'd never finish anything. 1423 01:28:31,126 --> 01:28:33,001 Half a game of soccer... 1424 01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:35,376 Making half a movie... 1425 01:28:37,376 --> 01:28:39,626 Can't even give my relationship my all... 1426 01:28:44,501 --> 01:28:47,251 On the day of the fire, 1427 01:28:48,126 --> 01:28:51,001 I was thinking how I would win awards... 1428 01:28:54,501 --> 01:28:56,852 But somehow, today at this game, 1429 01:28:56,876 --> 01:28:59,626 I suddenly realise that 1430 01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:02,602 making movies and playing soccer are the same. 1431 01:29:02,626 --> 01:29:04,376 Both need teamwork. 1432 01:29:06,626 --> 01:29:08,376 I'm very happy to have met you. 1433 01:29:09,001 --> 01:29:10,876 You've helped me a lot. 1434 01:31:02,126 --> 01:31:04,376 Let's get to work! 1435 01:31:43,459 --> 01:31:45,001 Everyone is in position. 1436 01:32:05,001 --> 01:32:06,001 Let's do this. 1437 01:32:06,334 --> 01:32:07,334 Rolling. 1438 01:32:08,834 --> 01:32:09,834 Action! 1439 01:34:24,876 --> 01:34:26,376 Well? How was it? 1440 01:34:26,751 --> 01:34:27,751 Not bad, huh? 1441 01:34:28,626 --> 01:34:30,751 Be generous! 1442 01:34:31,626 --> 01:34:33,477 Do you remember Chung? 1443 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:35,435 Chung is now a director. 1444 01:34:35,459 --> 01:34:36,751 Roll! 1445 01:34:37,251 --> 01:34:38,727 Action! 1446 01:34:38,751 --> 01:34:40,376 Apparently it's his dream. 1447 01:34:40,876 --> 01:34:42,376 Dicky, the Cinematographer? 1448 01:34:42,876 --> 01:34:44,102 He's now an actor. 1449 01:34:44,126 --> 01:34:46,352 Doing really well too, 1450 01:34:46,376 --> 01:34:48,602 Won Best Actor too. 1451 01:34:48,626 --> 01:34:51,310 Specifically in Category III films, 1452 01:34:51,334 --> 01:34:53,001 from the Adult Video awards. 1453 01:34:53,876 --> 01:34:55,602 And Uncle Wah 1454 01:34:55,626 --> 01:34:58,376 emigrated with his wife and son. 1455 01:34:58,876 --> 01:35:01,251 Not to Canada, but to Dongguan. 1456 01:35:04,251 --> 01:35:06,376 As for Mango... 1457 01:35:06,542 --> 01:35:08,751 I ran into her the other day. 1458 01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:11,352 She's no longer acting. 1459 01:35:11,376 --> 01:35:14,477 Director! I stopped acting... 1460 01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:20,001 If I have to take off my clothes... why not take them off for my husband? 1461 01:35:20,626 --> 01:35:22,977 Yes! I got married! 1462 01:35:23,001 --> 01:35:24,376 He's a vet! 1463 01:35:25,251 --> 01:35:27,751 Look at my sons! 1464 01:35:28,876 --> 01:35:32,251 Like you, they love playing soccer! 1465 01:35:33,251 --> 01:35:35,917 What about my girlfriend and me? 1466 01:35:36,126 --> 01:35:37,977 We're all good. 1467 01:35:38,001 --> 01:35:40,001 Can't fight off true love... 1468 01:35:41,376 --> 01:35:42,751 Even a typhoon can't rip us apart! 1469 01:35:43,876 --> 01:35:47,977 Let it go... I don't know how to be like before anymore... 1470 01:35:48,001 --> 01:35:50,376 I will hate you. 1471 01:35:50,751 --> 01:35:54,352 Then hate me! Don't be so nice to me like before! 1472 01:35:54,376 --> 01:35:56,227 Why live like that? 1473 01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:58,227 You put all your feelings into your movies! 1474 01:35:58,251 --> 01:35:59,935 You only care about the people in your films! 1475 01:35:59,959 --> 01:36:01,876 What about me? Do you care about me? 1476 01:36:04,376 --> 01:36:08,001 I want to care about you now. 1477 01:36:12,376 --> 01:36:13,376 Then... 1478 01:36:16,459 --> 01:36:18,001 I'll stop making films. 1479 01:36:18,751 --> 01:36:21,876 Are you crazy? What are you without film? 1480 01:36:24,126 --> 01:36:26,501 Why won't you make films? 1481 01:36:28,626 --> 01:36:30,626 I fell in love with you because you made movies. 1482 01:36:33,001 --> 01:36:35,227 The last question! Let me guess... 1483 01:36:35,251 --> 01:36:37,626 How do I feel after making this Category III film? 1484 01:36:38,751 --> 01:36:40,977 I think the most awkward thing about being an actor, 1485 01:36:41,001 --> 01:36:46,126 is... to make them do private things in the nude, in front of other people. 1486 01:36:46,876 --> 01:36:49,751 So, as a director, I should take the lead. 1487 01:36:50,126 --> 01:36:53,102 And tell my entire crew, to take off all their clothes, 1488 01:36:53,126 --> 01:36:55,751 and be on the same playing field as the actors. 1489 01:36:56,751 --> 01:36:59,501 Maybe they wouldn't feel so awkward, 1490 01:37:00,001 --> 01:37:02,376 and they might even do a better job. 1491 01:37:03,751 --> 01:37:05,126 Let's give it a try! 1492 01:37:05,876 --> 01:37:07,001 Let's go! 1493 01:37:07,501 --> 01:37:09,001 Director, we're ready. 1494 01:37:11,876 --> 01:37:13,810 Director! Ready? 1495 01:37:13,834 --> 01:37:14,834 Not bad. 1496 01:37:19,459 --> 01:37:21,459 Subtitles: Pearl Chan 99527