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- Mummy, I can do it myself! - I know.

Drink it fast!

Left, Right, Left!

Left, Right, Left!

Left, Right, Left!

Left, Right, Left!

Left, Right, Left..

Come on, you sissies, your stomachs in and chest out!

I said stomach in and chest out! Yes!

Your knees to hit your chest right up here! Come on! Drop that!

And squad halt!

Stand at ease!

Attention!

Now you listen to me, you sissy girls!

Next year, you will all be wearing full pants.

Do you know what the reason for that is?

It's because you will not be little boys anymore!

You will be men!

Except for a few..

Who will need perhaps a miracle to make it happen!

- Do I make myself clear? - Yes, sir!

- Do I make myself clear? - Yes, sir!

- Hey, Bharat! - Hi!

Got any big plans for summer?

No, not really!

Just going to hang out. "Hang".

With who?

I don't know. With Pappu?

Who?

Did it come out ok?

Yeah, it did.

7 SUREFIRE WAYS TO GET HER INTEREST.

BE EDGY.

This is stupid!

Yeah, but everyone knows.

The secret to a woman's heart.

Her feet!

What do you mean?

If you give a girl a foot massage

she can't resist you.

But you have to know how to do it!

So, I just go up to a girl and ask..

Can I give you a foot massage?

That's what Reader's Digest said.

Ask your father if he wants to eat now.

My show is about to start.

Papa?

Will you eat now?

The new episode of Crime Fighters airs Wednesday at 9 pm.

Will you be watching?

Come, Mr. Saxena! Sit!

Take a seat.

Welcome.

There is no water on the 4th floor.

- Says who? - Come on..

There is no water..

"There 'ij' no water!"

Who asked him to live on the top floor!

We don't have water because you people waste it on long showers

At least we take showers, Mr. Gupta!

- What do you mean?! - Just what you heard!

One minute! Listen to me! Mr. Gupta, listen to me

Is this how he'll talk to me? He's insulting me in public.

- Quiet, both of you. - He's insulting me

Give it to me! What are you looking at?

- Take him out. - He is insulting me.

He's insulting me! In front of everyone!

This is not..

Look, your Dad's asleep!

Gupta! I swear! Keep quiet!

- He's insulting me. - Gupta! please sit down.

Sit down, please!

Except cooperating, everyone does everything else.

You're talking about showers.

Look, see for yourself.

And..

And..

We should all cooperate. I tell you!

- We will. - So, I was.

Let me see!

Why aren't you concentrating?

I'm Mishra. Chairman of this society.

What a shot!

- It's my turn now. - Hey, no wait.

P-p-pappu!

Come on, it's your turn!

He's not going to play.

But I want to play!

This is the Rocky gang's game.

If you lose, everyone gets to..

Punch you.

But if you win, you'll be a hero!

I'll win!

You must be brave..

To play marbles, Pappu.

You're brave, aren't you? Fatso.

We'll give your fat fingers a practice shot.

Meoooow!

Ok..

Ok. Game on.

Watch him and learn.

It hit the target, right?

He might miss.

Then you get to hit him, Pappu.

- Wow. - Amazing! Good job!

- It hit the target, right? - Wow, yeah!

It's all on you, Pappu.

If you make this one, you're safe.

But if you miss, you get a good beating!

Aieeeee..

OK boys, one by one. Let's make Pappu a man today!

Please guys, let him go!

Sorry! Rules are rules!

He's already crying.

O, English boy..

You can take his place or shut up!

Fine.

Want to hit someone? Hit me.

Wow, I'm impressed!

It'll be more fun now.

- Rajoo, hit him! - OK!

Yes. beat him up. How do I beat you?

Do you know how it feels?

Good one, Rajoo! My chance!

OK no antics! Hurry up.

Oh! That was a good hit!

Are you crying?

If not, then, now you will.

Pappu, shall I beat him up more? You brat.

Excuse me!

- Hello! - Hi!

Hi! We are just playing!

Have you seen the watchman anywhere?

Watchman? You need him?

Yeah, I do.

Can you find him for me, please?

Of course, I'll find him!

I mean he will find him!

I don't mean to be a bother!

No, no, not at all. Come on boys, let's find!

Watchman! Watchman!

Alone?!

She isn't married?

What does it matter? Anything goes these days.

- I saw her. - Is it?

Is it?

All the building boys were staring at her.

She must be pretty.

Mr. Gupta thought she was vulgar!

Why?

She was sitting by her window smoking.

And the clothes she wore were horrific.

Maybe she's a divorce.

So I went to get the newspaper..

And I saw her.

It's early morning..

I'm in my underpants

Who cares what you were wearing?

Patience!

She was wearing that thing, what do you call it?

A slip.

- Exactly. - Shameless!

Her hair was down..

And you could see everything!

Top. Bottom. Everything.

Through that slip.

What did she say?

She just smiled.

As if she knew I could see everything.

But she just didn't care.

That's the funny thing.

Really? What did you do?

What could I do? I just smiled back.

I took my paper, shut my eyes, and went back inside.

And then..

I tried to forget the image of that slip.

Where did this girl come from?

And when did we start renting to single girls?

Mr. Khan, below 30 is single, above 30 is unmarried!

Hang on.

We must be careful whenever we rent our flats to anyone next

We should learn about their character. We must be careful.

Absolutely!

- Our children are watching. - Correct!

Mr. Gupta is watching too.

Hey..

You're making fun of me.

- Hey, it's your story. - Come on now..

My Dad said that if I come to the terrace he will beat me to a pulp.

Don't look over that wall!

A boy once fell over and his brains spilled out of his skull.

That's a made-up story.

Is it really high?

Pappu, if you want to go back down, then go!

- What? - Sshhh!

That's the new lady.

Are we spying on her?

No! We're just looking.

But, she isn't doing anything.

She's thinking.

Can we go home now?

Don't tell anyone about this!

Ok.

What are you doing, Mummy?

Nothing.

It's this competition.

You have to write something about yourself. Something unique.

And if they like it you will get selected.

If who likes it? Selected for what?

You know Detective Daya?

I mean the actor who plays that role.

The winner of the contest gets to have dinner with him.

One-on-one.

Why do you need to go to dinner with him?

I don't need to go.

He's a very good actor!

And an even better human being!

Papa. What do you think?

It's a free country.

Your mom can do whatever she wants to. There's no problem in it.

Bharat!

These pedas are for Mrs. Gupta. Her fast ends today.

Go and give this to her. Go on.

I don't want to discuss this anymore.

I don't care! It doesn't matter.

You should've been there!

None of this matters anymore.

You know what?

Just don't call me again! Cause I'm not going to pick up the phone. Bye!

Hello?

Hello!

What is it?

Pedas. For you!

Why?

"Prasad." You're new in this building. It's what people do.

Oh! Is it?

Thank You! You can just keep it on the table.

Since you're already in my house.

I'm Bharat!

Listen, I don't have anything to give your mom.

I mean that's what people do, right?

Oh, no need for that! It's OK!

What is your name?

Meera.

Are you going to live here alone?

Yeah. Why?

Oh, nothing.

I think it's cool.

Yeah. You and everyone else.

Did you paint that?

How come you didn't paint her face?

Didn't quite turn out the way I expected it.

How long are you planning to stay?

You're a curious little cat, aren't you?

You should hang up that painting!

I think it's really good.

Let me taste one of these.

It's really nice.

My mom makes excellent sweets! Excellent!

Ok. See ya!

"My mom makes excellent sweets."

That was so stupid!

That's out.

No way, it's not out! It touched the wall!

Hey! Where are you going?

Flat No. 37.

37?

Careful!

- What's wrong? - It's too big, madam.

It's not possible. I measured it.

Hey.

What are you doing? Move, move!

Let me tell you. Place it down. Tilt it. Lift it..

What are you, my boss? Lift!

Place it down. Yes. Leave.

Thank you!

My pleasure!

Mishra.

Rakesh Mishra.

Meera.

Dalvi's nephew had told me you were coming

But I didn't know that you were so..

Different.

I live right below. Flat No. 33.

I can hear everything.

Whatever happens here.

Looks like your husband left all the moving to you, huh?

I'm not married.

I think you're from Bombay side, right?

Yes.

Nice.

I am the chairman of this building.

If you have any work at any point of time, you can call me anytime.

I'll be always there at your service.

Why don't you take my number?

- No, that's OK. - I insist. You should.

9820316.. Give me. I'll put it.

98203.

I'll give a call to myself

That way I'll have your number too.

"Meera!"

Nice name.

So if you need anything anytime

Morning, noon, night, you can call me!

Thank you.

Bharat!

Bharat.

Bharat, get up. It's late.

Why?

It's my holidays.

Son, I have to go out.

I'll feed you breakfast and leave.

What do you have to do outside?

I have work.

I have to go to the parlor.

For a haircut.

But Mrs. Gupta cuts your hair.

Yes, but I want something different this time.

Why?

Just like that.

I have to send pictures to that competition.

I should look good in the pictures, shouldn't I?

For that actor?

Not just for him!

Does Papa know about this?

Papa?

Papa wouldn't notice if I colored my hair red!

You could hang up your paintings.

Come on in.

Sorry if I was mean the other day.

You weren't. You were totally fine!

Would you like some coffee?

I don't have anything else.

Ok.

Do you even drink coffee?

Oh yeah! All the time!

Oh my God! Are you OK?

I'm fine! Totally fine.

This is..

Really good!

I know. It's a disaster.

I don't even know where to begin.

I can help you if you like.

Why would you want to do that?

Oh, it would be an honor!

Don't you have school or something?

It's summer vacations. I have nothing to do.

Does your mom know you're here?

My mom doesn't need to know where I am. I'm 13 years old.

So you can just go to a young woman's house, spend time with her

and you don't need to tell your mom?

I can do anything I want.

You're a big boy, huh?

How old are you?

Don't you know you don't ask a woman her age?

No.

I did some modeling. In another life.

That's cool.

Not really.

Just an ego trip that goes nowhere.

Smile for the cameras and hope that people like you.

Were you famous?

Guess you could say that.

What is that?

That's the blues, baby!

Isn't it beautiful?

Yeah.

Always makes me want to dance.

I wish I knew how to dance.

It's easy!

- Why is this gate even locked? - Sshhhhh!

But it's not even midnight!

It's a decent society!

You're going to have to climb it, girl!

I'm going to need a push.

Ooh, if it isn't that famous ass!

Sorry. Sorry!

- Hey, what's this?! - It's OK! I live here.

Man, this place hasn't changed at all since I was a kid.

I remember coming here to visit Sushma Aunty.

Poor Sushma Aunty!

I can't believe you're staying in her flat right now.

At 2 am, they jumped the gate!

And she was with some man.

It could be her brother.

Did he look like her brother?

They were drunk!

The girl was drunk too!

What brother would be drunk

with his sister and have his arms all over her?

Look, it's none of my business!

People can do what they want in their private lives.

But society has rules, doesn't it?

Yes, Ok!

It's not like we're not modern!

But she's something else!

Hush! Look!

Hello!

Hi!

I'm Mrs. Mishra.

This is Mrs. Gupta, Mrs. Saxena, Mrs. Sharma.

Hello.

Your dress is so nice.

Thanks.

I think I met your husband. Rakesh, right?

- Yes - Rakesh?!

I don't call him by his name..

What do you call him?

What's your name?

Meera.

Okay. Bye.

"Rakesh!"

Who does she think she is?

I don't want a sound from anyone!

Get down.

What are you guys doing?

Give me the pen quickly.

No, Rocky. Please don't do that!

Shut up.

Hold this.

What the fuck.

W-w-w-what a shot! Dead on!

That was stupid.

What do you care?

She's sitting there in broad daylight. Showing everything.

I know her type. She wants attention.

You don't know her.

So now you know her?

Listen..

You work too hard.

Rakesh.

What are you doing?!

What are you wearing?

Wear something decent!

Hi!

What's up?

I was just in the neighborhood.

Funny.

You were crying just now. Why?

You can't just walk into my house

and ask me why I was crying.

Should we listen to some blues?

Not in the mood.

Maybe some other time.

Do you want to do something else? Something fun?

Is there anything fun to do around here?

Exactly what I thought.

What do you do for fun?

Cricket?

You want to play cricket with me?

I know something fun we can do!

So you didn't want to be seen with me in the building?

No, no! Nothing like that!

Now, I know you don't need to.

But you've asked permission at home, right?

I don't want anyone thinking I kidnapped you!

How much?

Ok, so I know the road can take us up there. But there's a cooler path.

Just follow me.

Are you ok?

- Isn't this fun? - Yeah!

We made it!

Guess what?

- I'm afraid of heights. - Really?

Wow! Look at that.

In the midst of all this ugliness, there's beauty.

I think there are about a hundred caves here.

109, to be precise.

I read that.

- How's it? - It's good. How's yours?

I've seen you somewhere before. Haven't I?

I don't think so, sorry.

Definitely!

You're famous.

What's this? I just want to talk.

There's no place for goodness.

What happened back there?

Nothing.

Thanks.

For what?

I'm having a couple of friends over for dinner tomorrow night.

Come if you can.

The new episode of Crime Fighters airs Wednesday, 9 pm.

Will you be watching?

Wow, you're all dressed up!

Next week we will meet the contestants!

Don't miss it.

Will you be the lucky one to have dinner with Daya?

What does Mummy think?

That Daya will really meet her?

Who knows!

Don't let her do this!

Hey.

What am I supposed to do? Stop her?

Do something!

Dinner's in the fridge.

I'm not hungry.

Not hungry?

I'm going to Pappu's to play video games.

Bye.

Yeah.

Dating's been really difficult. It's been 4 years

I've found some really, really cute guys. But that's about it.

- What about that last guy? - Well, it's a sad story.

Hey! Come on in!

The last guy didn't text me back for 6 hours!

- What? 6 hours? - Yeah!

- OK, that is way too long! - I know, right!

2 hours. That's my limit. Hey!

But you know what I did? I did text him back.

- No, you did not! - What do I do? He was so cute!

Hi! Natasha, Sonia's friend.

- Sonia? - Meera's friend.

Meera! We have a handsome young visitor for you here!

Hi, Bharat!

So I know you were into younger men, but honey, come on!

Oh shut up!

Ok, don't lie. Did you order for delivery?

Hey! I'm a good Indian girl. I can cook.

But just once a month.

I am truly impressed! I mean..

Enough about my dating life.

So did you hear about Kashmira?

What happened to her? Wasn't she supposed to come?

Well, we told her to join us..

You won't believe what she said!

What?

She said "I'm not coming up so far north!"

- She's such a beeyatch! - Well, no shit!

This building uncle just texted me.

Just the word "Hi."

Uncle seems tongue-tied.

I bet he likes good Indian girls.

Ugh! Yuck!

The day you want..

The gallery is ready to exhibit your paintings.

You know that, right?

People need to see your work!

Yeah, we all know what they really want to see.

Fuck them all I say!

Your friends miss you.

I miss you!

I wish you'd move back already.

Ok, Ok! Why don't we just drink?

After the first drink, you see things as you wish they were..

After the second, you see things as they are not.

Finally, you see them as they are

And that is the most horrible thing in the world.

- Oscar Wilde, I think. - Cheers!

And that is why I love this girl!

So we've been talking a lot.

Why don't you tell us about yourself, young man?

What should I say?

Your hopes, your dreams, your homework!

Leave him alone!

OK, fine. Tell me what do you think about Meera here?

She's the most..

Amazing person I have ever met.

Don't fall in love.

She's just gonna break your heart, this one.

Shut up!

Sorry! He begged me.

I'm really sorry, Sonia. I didn't mean to be..

I'm here because I love you..

Who is he?

Sonia's boyfriend.

Ex-boyfriend I should say.

- I don't trust you anymore. - I understand.

Take this.

So, what's your name?

Are you ok?

I can't feel my face.

Hey, are you OK?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rohan, come here!

Let's go, buddy! Let's go!

I'm so excited you guys!

To see true love!

- I'm not even jealous! - Easy, easy, easy!

- You got him? - Yeah, I got him.

Don't worry, I'll get him home safe.

And..

I'll see you soon?

Oh my God! So tired!

- Did you have fun? - Yes!

I don't know how!

Just relax!

Why were they calling you Sonia?

- Because that's my real name. - Oh!

But for you, I always want to be Meera. Ok?

- Are you happy? - Yeah.

Good. I want you to be happy.

Will you teach me how to dance?

I'd love to.

Open it!

Open!

What's that? Show me!

Show it to me.

Imported stuff!

Forget all this.

Here's the latest news!

About her again.

This time it wasn't 1 man but 2!

- Isn't it? - Y-y-yes.

And the way she was with both of them..

Disgusting!

One of them was so wasted!

Did you see all this?

I've heard about women like this.

What do you think? She hosts these parties for free?

Where do you think her money comes from? Ever thought about it?

What are you saying? She's a call girl?

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What do you want?

You know what I want.

Come on! I'll be gone for days.

Give me something!

It's gonna cost you!

A million bucks for your breasts.

How about a million for each?

Oh, that's so hot! Oh yeah!

- God, I'd love to see that ass! - You can't afford this ass.

That's the best ass in the world!

Everyone's talking about Meera.

Very bad things.

What are they saying?

What happened at that party?

Nothing.

But the watchman said Meera kissed 2 men.

She didn't kiss anybody. You're talking nonsense!

I'm not the one saying it!

Then who is?!

I'm just telling you!

Well, don't tell me!

Hey! Come on in!

That was quite the party, huh?

Oh sorry.

You didn't get into trouble the other night, did you?

No.

But you will.

What do you mean?

Some of the building Aunties are saying a lot of things.

- Like what? - Hey buddy!

Brute!

Sorry, lil' guy! I just can't help myself!

I've to go out right now. But if you want you can just chill.

- Listen to music or something? - Cool.

Actually, you know what? I'll give you my keys.

Someone has to have a copy anyway.

This way you can just come. Listen to music..

Guess what? I've got Bharat listening to the blues now!

Really?

You like that stuff?

Yeah he does! He's got good taste!

Are you saying I don't have good taste?

Huh? OK, come on. We got to get going.

- Yeah, it's late. - Come on, move that ass!

Bye!

Papa.

You were talking in your sleep. So I..

So..

Looks like your mother has advanced in that competition.

- Hello. - What are you doing?

I sent you a lot of texts but I didn't hear from you

So I thought I'd check to see if you're ok.

I'm OK.

Nice.

This is for you.

No. Thank you.

Wh-uh? Isn't this your brand?

I spent my time researching. Hello.

Where's the knife?

It's right there.

Hi!

- What's this? - For you.

That's nice! Thank you! Can you keep it over there?

You're looking very sharp today.

Thanks!

I need to wax my legs.

They look very nice!

Have you ever had a foot massage?

Foot massage?

I just, I don't like foot massages.

Sweet gesture. But I just don't like anyone touching my feet.

Do you have anything to drink?

Juice?

No. Wine? Or whisky?

I don't think so.

I had some at your party.

Well, you shouldn't have. You're too young.

How many men have you slept with?

What?!

That's none of your business!

What's wrong with you?

I'm sorry.

Aunty, the T-shirt you got me is really nice.

Good. Now you get to eat some ice-cream for your birthday.

But listen, don't spill it on the T-shirt. Okay?

Yes.

There was no need to bring us for ice-cream

Are you angry with me?

Because of that competition?

I don't care!

Don't I have the right to be happy?

So, are you sad?

Bharat?

Bharat!

Thank you!

- Listen to me. - Please, please!

It's not what you think it was, OK?

Thanks.

Leave me alone!

Give me a minute, Bharat. Just listen to me.

Just give me a chance to explain!

Hello?

Hello.

This is Ajay.

How do you know that man?

He's Meera's friend.

And Meera's my friend.

Friend?

Such a grown woman is your friend?!

Why not?

She has a bad reputation.

At least she isn't crazy about some TV actor!

I forbid you to see her from now on!

Why?!

You will not see her again!

You can't do that!

- Hello! - Oh, hi!

I was waiting here for you.

Oh ok.

Here's some pickle for you. I made it.

Thank you.

I wanted to speak with you.

Sure. Go ahead.

It's a bit delicate.

People in the society are talking about you.

Like what?

How should I say?!

They're talking about the way you dress.

I'm just telling you what people are saying.

I mean, look at your skirt!

You're not a little girl after all.

Right.

You know what men are like.

If you dress decently, no one will say anything.

Thank you for the advice.

By the way, you can't bring men to your flat.

It's a rule in our society!

- I saw Ajay today. - Really? Where?

- Outside the ice cream parlor. - Oh!

He was with a girl.

He hugged her and even kissed her.

I'm not joking! He's not a good guy.

Ajay told me he went for drinks with his co-workers.

She was not his co-worker.

I know you're feeling neglected by me.

It's not that!

You think you're looking out for me, and it's cute.

But this is my business.

I really like him, ok?

Talk to me.

My mother is in love with a TV star!

What?

She does not love my Dad anymore!

Because of that contest?

Maybe she just wants to win something!

Why?

I don't know.

Just to be noticed. To feel special?

What were you doing in there?

That girl is not of good character.

Stay away from her.

Scat!

Hi!

You see these guns?

They take a lot of work.

You know the new woman in the building? Meera.

We're close friends.

We're quite close.

Wow. She is cool!

My mom says she's not a good woman

That's not true. Your mom's probably just jealous of her

Actually, we're gonna go on a date.

Bullshit!

What did you say?

She would never go on a date with you.

And how would you know?

I just know.

He's so cute, isn't he?

You've been talking a big game lately.

She's my friend.

I know her very well.

Bullshit.

Fine, don't believe me.

I don't believe you.

I've got the keys to her place.

I can go over whenever I want.

Just shut up!

Probably the keys to your grandma's trunk.

They're Meera's keys.

And she gave them to me.

Fine.

Prove it.

Come on!

I'm just going to show you it works.

Yeah, yeah. Open it.

What are you doing?

Relax.

If she comes home, I'll die!

Should've thought of that before.

You had promised that we wouldn't go in.

Take it easy.

We'll leave.

Soon.

What's the hurry?

That's a paintbrush. Keep it back.

Please put it down!

Please, let's go!

Please!

Rocky, please!

Rocky, come on, please.

Not in there!

Wow! My new bedroom!

Please, I beg you! Let's go!

Rocky.

Tell me one thing.

Did Meera give these keys to you or to your mom?

Please, Rocky! Let's go!

You know what I think?

You don't even know her.

She likes blues music a lot.

Now, can we go?

Anyone could say that.

You know what. Let's just wait here for her.

Then we can just ask her.

No, no.

Meera..

Meera isn't her real name.

Really?

Tell me more.

Her real name is Sonia.

Sonia what?

Sonia Sarai

Ok.

I forgive you.

Please, Rocky! Let's go!

"Sonia Sarai"

I've heard that name somewhere.

Please, Rocky. Let's go.

I think I'm ready to come back home. Get on with my life.

Hello? Penny for your thoughts!

Nothing.

I just wish that none of this had happened.

That we didn't take that stupid video.

I didn't lose my phone.

Yeah, I know.

But I'm done apologizing for it.

It's no one's business!

The world doesn't work that way.

Yeah.

I know how the world works.

I took a naughty video for my boyfriend.

And now I'm a whore.

That's it, right?

Where have you been?

You were supposed to go with me to repair the car.

Watch where you're going!

You should be more careful.

Did you get hurt? Wait, I'll get some ice.

Wait.

No.

Relax! It will be OK.

It won't hurt you. Wait.

Rest today.

We'll repair the car next Sunday.

You're worried about the car?

You don't know anything!

Mummy's going to win that contest.

And go to dinner with that guy!

So is that my fault?

She's not happy.

You think..

I don't know that?

I know.

Then why don't you do something?

What can I do?

Tell me, what can I do?

How should I know?

I know.

I couldn't give her the things..

She wanted in life.

Everyone thought I'd be a big CEO someday.

She doesn't care about any of that!

Then what?

All she wants is to be noticed.

To feel special.

Is the pain less?

Or do you need an injection?

Hello!

Let me help you.

No, it's OK. Thank you.

- I'm Rocky. - I know.

You must know me.

I brought the watchman that day.

I help people all the time.

You're new here, right?

I can show you around.

Want to get some ice cream?

Forget that.

Let's get a drink. Pub, club..

I don't think so.

Why not?

Stick to girls your own age.

I see.

The way you stick to 12 year old boys?

I wouldn't trust that kid.

On the outside he's an angel, but inside he has bad thoughts.

Listen. I would never go out with you.

Not for ice cream. Not for drinks. Not for a soda.

I know who you are. Sonia!

And I don't care!

It would be our secret.

Get lost!

Your little lover boy gave me a tour of your place.

Blues music! Wow!

Personally, I prefer Indian romantic music!

I want my keys back.

Why?

You know why.

Rocky?

I thought you were different.

Who else have you brought in here?

He forced me!

This was a mistake.

Us hanging out.

Did you look me up?

Now you know.

Did you like it?

Are you happy?

I didn't.

Just give me my keys.

You saw that video.

I don't care about the video!

It will follow me everywhere!

What about our friendship?

That was a silly thing.

It was not!

Just go home.

But I love you!

Hey! I want to see!

H-h-holy fuck!

What does she think of herself?

Give me the phone.

Yeah, 1 minute.

I said give me the damn phone!

What is it?!

Bharat. I'm really sorry.

I know that you're Sonia's friend.

And that you really care about her.

But, you know..

She hasn't told you yet.

- We're not friends anymore! - We broke up.

Wait, Bharat! Please, just listen to me. Please.

I came here to see her one more time.

To see if we could work things out.

- But that's not possible. - Let me go!

Look..

- She needs you right now, ok? - Please!

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen!

This is the final episode of our contest!

We met so many different contestants!

But there can be only 1 lucky winner!

That lucky lady who will get to meet Mr. Dayanand!

Who will get to look into his eyes and talk to him.

Wow!

So, ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big hand to welcome Mr. Dayanand!

Hello, Mr. Daya!

Tell us Mr. Daya, How are you feeling today?

I'm excited..

And to be frank, a bit nervous too.

So the winner of "Dinner with Daya" is..

Mrs. Sangeeta Malik of Gurgaon, Haryana!

Why haven't you come out to play lately?

No reason.

Want some chocolates?

No. You eat them.

My mom is saying they're going to kick her out of the building.

After the building meeting.

It's all my fault.

How is it your fault?

You didn't do anything.

I have to stop them.

But how?

To the Uncles of the General Body What you're about to do is wrong.

I know Meera. Sorry. Sonia very well.

Turn the fan on, you fool!

And how about some water?!

Where's Mr. Mishra?

Who knows?!

She's not what you think she is.

She's the most amazing

sweet, kind, smart person I know.

She did something in her past life. But that was her own private thing.

It's not our business.

This girl is not worthy of living in our society.

Her clothes were vulgar but who knew she'd be so low!

My wife saw that video!

What did she see?

Please do not kick her out of the building. Sincerely, Bharat.

And now she wishes she were blind!

She even lied about her name!

Turned this place into a brothel

It's thanks to Rocky that we even found out about her!

Dear Meera..

I never meant to hurt you.

I know what I did was wrong.

And I'm very sorry.

You're the most amazing person I've ever met.

I had a crush on you and that I know was silly.

- Now we must do something! - What do something?!

Let's physically kick her out of the building now!

By the unanimous decision of this general body meeting

we must do it now.

- That's the only choice! - Yes, yes!

Kick her out. Kick her out.

But I now realize what is more important.

My friendship with you.

And I never want to lose that.

I hope you forgive me.

And I hope we stay friends forever.

Sincerely yours, Bharat.

She needs to leave now!

Right now!

How is it raining suddenly? Hey! Get me an umbrella.

Let's go.

Where's Mummy?

Kitchen.

I brought something for you.

Where did you get this?

Do you like it?

I didn't even apply to that contest.

Why not?

I don't want to have dinner with some actor.

What does he mean to me?

But how did you even get this autograph?

I stood for 2 whole hours in that line.

Go.

Change your clothes.

I'll make some tea.

Listen..

You cut your hair?

Yeah.

It looks nice.

What happened to "kick her out now!" Mr. Gupta?

I can't do it alone.

You're the Secretary of the damn society!

Yeah, but Mr. Mishra is the Chairman!

Yeah but we can't find Mishra anywhere!

Now you need to decide!

Now you decide.

Do something now!

Ok, Ok. Let's do one thing.

Let's draft a resolution.

We don't need these resolution formalities!

- Kick her out now. - Just kick her out now.

Think about our kids, Mr. Gupta!

The society is getting a bad name!

Why are you all shouting so loudly?

Yes?

Uh, 2 minutes talk. I want to talk.

- I want to talk! - What are you doing?

As a Chairman..

It's OK.

We are..

All are humans.

We all..

2 minutes.

Let's talk!

Sorry.

Friends.

What are you doing? Turn it down, please!

As a chairman, I want to talk to you.

As the Chairman I must tell you something! See, listen..

Sit down! As chairman I must tell you that here, see..

There are rules. Please sit. Please sit.

Sit, 5 minutes, There there are rules.

And..

My wife..

She doesn't like me.

So, please!

You, you come!

Help!

There, you don't..

- Help! - ..I want to talk.

I know everything!

I've seen it all! Look!

Please. I want you to leave! Please.

No, I'll leave! Talk and I'll leave..

Please go!

I'm talking here! I want to talk to you!

Bharat!

Hey! Bharat!

Get out of here!

Get out of here! We're discussing society matters.

Get out!

Talking about society stuff!

The world is a terrible place.

That's not true.

How can you say that?

After everything that you've been through.

I read your letter.

It was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I don't care how many awful men I've met..

If for a 100 of them, there's 1 like you, there's hope.

Promise me you'll never change!

Are you going to be ok?

No more running for me.

I'm going to live my life the way I want to.

To hell with anyone who has a problem with it.

You were going to teach me how to dance.

- Wanna play? - Yeah!

YOU ARE INVITED.

SONIA SARAI, ART EXHIBITION.

Hey Bharat!

Were you daydreaming?

How was your summer?

What?

It's a long story.

I like long stories.

I can tell you over coffee.

Do you drink coffee?

Sure!

Come on.

How was your summer holiday?

It was good, nice, cool.

Where'd you go?