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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:01,523 --> 00:02:03,423 Damn it! 2 00:02:14,036 --> 00:02:15,535 Ralph? 3 00:02:17,739 --> 00:02:20,440 It didn't work. 4 00:02:20,442 --> 00:02:23,576 The damn thing's too big. 5 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:28,214 We'll have to wait until the post office opens. 6 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,649 Ralph? 7 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:32,752 (CAT MEOWS) 8 00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:37,624 Hey, Fred. Get off the table. 9 00:02:37,626 --> 00:02:40,260 Ralph? 10 00:02:40,262 --> 00:02:42,762 Are you in here? Ralph? 11 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:44,464 Huh. 12 00:02:47,202 --> 00:02:49,502 Hey, what have you got there? 13 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:02,549 (HUMMING BONANZA THEME) 14 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,466 Are you tense? 15 00:03:19,468 --> 00:03:20,800 No. Why? 16 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:23,103 You're singing. It bothers me. 17 00:03:23,105 --> 00:03:24,838 I like the song. It's a catchy tune. 18 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,707 Hey, that's the song from Bonanza. I loved that show. 19 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:30,777 (BOTH HUM BONANZA THEME) 20 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:37,383 Yeah. 21 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:40,820 Hey, you're a Bonanza fan, right? Let me ask you a question. 22 00:03:40,822 --> 00:03:42,755 What was the deal on Hoss? 23 00:03:42,757 --> 00:03:45,225 I mean, Hoss didn't look like those other guys in the family, did he? 24 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:48,394 Seriously, the guy looked like he was some sort of orderly 25 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:52,565 in a Swedish mental institution, didn't he? 26 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:57,437 You had Adam, Little Joe... he didn't look like those guys. What was it, different moms? 27 00:03:57,439 --> 00:03:59,272 Did you ever notice that? Am I the only one? 28 00:03:59,274 --> 00:04:01,674 Are you going to shut up so we can play cards? 29 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:06,513 Hey, chill out, would you? 30 00:04:06,515 --> 00:04:09,315 I just thought we'd have a little conversation here. You guys are so serious. 31 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,551 Listen, I don't give a shit who you are, 32 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:13,887 but I don't like the way you play poker. 33 00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:17,323 So why don't you just play cards? 34 00:04:19,728 --> 00:04:21,761 Weren't you the host of The Dating Game for a while? 35 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:24,364 (LAUGHTER) 36 00:04:27,202 --> 00:04:29,269 I like this guy. 37 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:33,873 Hey, Al, remember the episode where Hoss picked that guy up... 38 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:36,442 You know, I think the reason you're not playing your cards 39 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,245 is you're not holding anything, funny guy. 40 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,450 Three hundred. 41 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,892 Normie? 42 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:01,634 Here's $200. 43 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:03,203 Thanks. 44 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:09,609 See your three, and I'll raise you a G. 45 00:05:09,611 --> 00:05:11,377 $1,000 dude. 46 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,812 MAN: Too rich for me, fellas. 47 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:14,647 I'm out. 48 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,356 It's only $300. Where's the grand? 49 00:05:23,358 --> 00:05:26,859 Hey, I'm good for it. Are you? 50 00:05:26,861 --> 00:05:29,529 No dough, no go. 51 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:44,510 Okay. 52 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:51,551 Fleetwood across the street. '69. Cherry. 53 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:02,729 Mint. 54 00:06:02,731 --> 00:06:04,964 Harry, I, um... 55 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:37,397 Ahem. 56 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:47,740 You're bluffing. 57 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:48,808 Huh? 58 00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:50,410 I call. 59 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,548 Pair of 10's. 60 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:58,418 Whoa, what a play, Nick. Hell of a play, seriously. I never saw that coming. 61 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,952 I thought I had you. Did my eye twitch? 62 00:06:59,954 --> 00:07:02,989 We've got to go. Hey! Hey! 63 00:07:02,991 --> 00:07:06,926 That son of a bitch is stealing my car. Come on, guys, let's get him. 64 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:09,529 Hey, fellas, come on. 65 00:07:09,531 --> 00:07:11,731 What do you think, I was going to run out on you? 66 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:14,367 The guy is taking my car over here. 67 00:07:14,369 --> 00:07:15,668 Aah! 68 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:17,003 Come on, Norman! 69 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:32,952 You're messing with the Cartwrights now, son. 70 00:07:37,025 --> 00:07:39,359 You got any cocktail sauce around? 71 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:46,032 Whoo! Ha ha! 72 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:48,101 Harry, you frigging meatball. 73 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:50,803 This time you went too far! 74 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,672 And don't come back! 75 00:07:52,674 --> 00:07:55,842 Come on, Normie! Come on! 76 00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:01,080 Hey, it doesn't get any better than this, man. 77 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:04,384 Harry, I don't think I can play cards with you anymore. 78 00:08:04,386 --> 00:08:07,053 I'm not in good enough shape. 79 00:08:07,055 --> 00:08:11,090 Maybe if we won every once in a while, we could get to walk home. 80 00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:14,727 Oh, man. What are you whining about, man? We had some laughs. 81 00:08:14,729 --> 00:08:15,995 Yeah, right. 82 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,631 So we're on a little losing streak here. 83 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:21,134 Some losing streak. Your losing streak should put me in the hospital. 84 00:08:21,136 --> 00:08:23,636 NORM: Now look, I've got to tell you something. This is pissing me off. 85 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:25,838 Harry, you had him. 86 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,708 - You had him cold, and then you let him know. - What are you talking about? 87 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:29,942 Everybody in that room knew. 88 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,544 Knew what? 89 00:08:31,546 --> 00:08:33,012 That you were bluffing. 90 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:35,081 Did my eye twitch? Because that's when it... 91 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:37,850 No, Harry, it's worse. You have no sense of commitment. 92 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:40,586 I don't know what's wrong with you lately. You're lacking something. 93 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,821 I'm lacking $600. 94 00:08:41,823 --> 00:08:43,823 Two of which is mine. 95 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:46,192 I know two of which is yours. It's okay, because when I win the lotto... 96 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:47,827 Oh, lotto, again with the lotto. Will you smarten up? 97 00:08:47,829 --> 00:08:49,529 I'll pay you back your two, 98 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:51,531 and then I'm going to buy my best buddy a car. 99 00:08:51,533 --> 00:08:52,532 - Really? - I might pick you something up, too. 100 00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:54,834 Hey! Hey! Hey! 101 00:08:54,836 --> 00:08:55,701 Aah! 102 00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:05,077 (HUMMING BONANZA THEME) 103 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:08,014 You know, the Cartwrights were really snobs when you think about it. 104 00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:10,216 Because they were the richest people in the area, 105 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:15,455 and they were paying Hop Sing shit, you know? He didn't make anything. 106 00:09:15,457 --> 00:09:18,157 NORM: I have a surprise for you. 107 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:21,994 I got something for you and Georgette. 108 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,930 HARRY: Hey! 109 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:25,665 - You like it? - Yeah, man. Where did you get this? 110 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,567 I got it at 2nd and Monroe yesterday. 111 00:09:27,569 --> 00:09:29,602 You think it'll work? Good job, Buddy! 112 00:09:29,604 --> 00:09:31,838 Yeah, it'll be perfect. We'll put it right up in the top left. 113 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,079 You still upset about the money? 114 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:41,781 Huh? No. 115 00:09:41,783 --> 00:09:43,115 I'm upset about giving it to you. 116 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:45,852 (LAUGHS) 117 00:09:45,854 --> 00:09:48,187 See what I'm talking about? Right up on top there in the back. Look good, right? 118 00:09:48,189 --> 00:09:49,121 Yeah, I'll go look at it. 119 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:50,590 Want some breakfast? 120 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:52,592 Yeah. 121 00:09:54,229 --> 00:09:55,795 Thank you. 122 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,800 He looks good, right? 123 00:10:00,802 --> 00:10:03,102 Yeah, she looks great. 124 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,670 I tell you, Norman, 125 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:09,075 I'm going to have a hard time getting rid of this guy. 126 00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:10,510 Uh huh. Ready? 127 00:10:13,715 --> 00:10:15,147 Good morning, George. 128 00:10:15,149 --> 00:10:17,116 (BEEPING) 129 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:21,921 (CLIPS OF TV BROADCASTS) 130 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:30,263 Check this out. 131 00:10:30,265 --> 00:10:33,032 You ready? Something new. 132 00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:38,037 Huh? Whoo! 133 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:41,240 Harry, all right! (LAUGHS) 134 00:10:41,242 --> 00:10:42,975 Yeah, man. Isn't that great? 135 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,677 I'm getting a gigantic Kleenex for his nose, too. 136 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:47,046 Come here. One more thing. 137 00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:49,815 I want you to... It sticks sometimes. 138 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:52,018 Oh. 139 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,786 Aah! 140 00:10:53,788 --> 00:10:56,656 - It's great, right? - It's beautiful. When did you do this? 141 00:10:56,658 --> 00:10:59,058 Last week. I did all the sinus cavities in one day last week. 142 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,093 - All right, man. I'm proud of you. - Thanks! 143 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,995 (BEEPING) 144 00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:04,297 What's going on? 145 00:11:04,299 --> 00:11:06,799 (BUZZING AND STATIC) 146 00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:09,735 (THEME MUSIC) 147 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,739 Grandmothers, mothers, fathers, sons... 148 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,876 - Where are my lotto tickets? - And all other living creatures that anted up... 149 00:11:16,878 --> 00:11:19,312 I can feel it, Norman. Today's my day, buddy. 150 00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:22,648 ...put some lucky lotto winner on top of the world. 151 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,317 That's right, this is Tom T. Murray, 152 00:11:24,319 --> 00:11:27,920 and your chance to win, win, win. 153 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:31,591 Let's play lotto! 154 00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:33,225 Give me a 35. Give me a 35. 155 00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:35,595 Our first number is... 156 00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:37,363 35. 157 00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:39,832 Yes! Norman, I've got something here. 158 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:43,703 I'm out. - The second number is... 159 00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:45,972 14, Tommy, 14, Tommy! 160 00:11:45,974 --> 00:11:50,142 - 39. - Tom, you're a jerk! Jeez. Every week. 161 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,311 Week after week, I go through this. 162 00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:54,780 If I ever see Tom Murray on the street, I'm going to choke the guy. 163 00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:58,851 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 164 00:11:58,853 --> 00:12:00,152 The fourth number is... 165 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,722 9. 166 00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:07,760 You know her? 167 00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:10,096 No. 168 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,764 Who is it? 169 00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:16,402 I'm looking for a Mr. Harrison Patrick Berg. 170 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:18,838 What do you think? 171 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,340 - Cop. - You're dreaming. No way that face is a cop. 172 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:25,778 (KNOCKING) 173 00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:28,047 Can I help you? 174 00:12:28,049 --> 00:12:31,984 Uh, Mr. Berg, I've got an envelope for you. 175 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:33,386 It's a little bit early for deliveries, isn't it? 176 00:12:33,388 --> 00:12:35,021 Uh, it's special. 177 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,289 How special? 178 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,058 It's a summons. 179 00:12:40,395 --> 00:12:42,228 Told you. 180 00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:45,097 Look buddy, I've been on your job for a long time. 181 00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:49,902 This is a serious matter. You either deal now or hang later. 182 00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:52,972 This summons, I have to touch it physically, right? I mean, that's the law? 183 00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:56,275 Yeah, that's the law. 184 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,377 All right. I'll tell you what we'll do. 185 00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:01,781 You go back 10 paces, by that pillar behind you, and then I'll open the door. 186 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,719 Go ahead. 187 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,457 Okay. 188 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:13,926 No, Harry, she's cheating. 189 00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:18,030 She cheats. Ooh. I like her already. 190 00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:21,434 Come on, no cheating now. You want to do this, you've got to play it straight. 191 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:23,803 Back up and start over. Come on. 192 00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:29,909 All right. 193 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,419 All right, here's what we'll do. 194 00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:44,123 Take the, uh, envelope, 195 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,292 and put it right down in there between us. 196 00:13:46,294 --> 00:13:48,994 Make that like a neutral country, like Switzerland. 197 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:52,398 - But... - No, no. Nice try, but I'm like a cat, 198 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,267 I could be back here in a flash. Come on. 199 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:58,037 Okay? Put the envelope down. 200 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:01,073 Down. A little lower. A little bit. Almost. 201 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:04,810 It's so close. Come on. Just... 202 00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:07,913 Drop it. Let go of it. Ahh! 203 00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:14,453 All right. Now, I'm Harry Berg. Nice to meet you. 204 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:16,522 Hi. Rachel Dobs. A pleasure. 205 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,924 See? This is working. 206 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,793 (SIGHS) 207 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:24,396 So, Rach, what's this about a summons? 208 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,799 Back alimony. 209 00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:29,502 (LAUGHS) No, there's a mistake here. I don't pay any alimony. 210 00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:31,303 My ex-wife Hilda doesn't need money. 211 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,073 She's loaded. She's got a lot of rich boyfriends. 212 00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:36,175 Mr. Berg, it's really not my concern. 213 00:14:36,177 --> 00:14:38,277 I'm a professional, hired to do a job. 214 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:40,513 You're going to have to accept the summons sooner or later, 215 00:14:40,515 --> 00:14:43,115 so why don't you save us both a lot of trouble? 216 00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:46,118 Look, I'm tired and I want to go home. 217 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,387 You do look beat. Really. 218 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:50,222 Maybe you ought to get a girl's job, you know, 219 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,491 stewardess, secretary, nurse, something like that. 220 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:55,561 If I didn't have to deal with deadbeats like you, it'd be a hell of a lot more pleasant. 221 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:59,031 Now would you please just take the summons, ok Mr. Berg? 222 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:02,268 Slime! Listen, you know what? 223 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,236 You deserve to live here with the rest of the rats. 224 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,205 Slime! Thanks for stopping by. 225 00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:08,474 (LAUGHS) 226 00:15:08,476 --> 00:15:12,178 I'm going to get you. Slime! 227 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,546 She's cute. 228 00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:16,282 MAN: that's what I'm looking for. 229 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:19,318 Carmen, if you don't get these steps right, I'm going to replace you. 230 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,087 Come on. Lift it up, girls. Sell it. That's what I'm looking for. 231 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,256 Primordial. Beautiful, ladies. 232 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,325 I'm going to take you home tonight if you dance that way, ok baby? 233 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,829 Ah, Mira. 234 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:34,033 Two words. Dos palabras. It's done. It's finished. 235 00:15:34,035 --> 00:15:36,869 That's all I want to hear, Harry. Two magic words. 236 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,437 More time. 237 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,973 Stop, I hate your face. You're making me crazy, Harry. 238 00:15:40,975 --> 00:15:43,309 I don't know what you want me to do. This thing eats up tubes like TV dinners. 239 00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:45,945 Mm-hmm. 240 00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:48,013 It's giving me such a pain in the ass. I'll tell you something. 241 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,216 I'll tell you what. You want it done, you give me half the final payment. 242 00:15:50,218 --> 00:15:52,451 That's all I'm asking for. Give me half of it, and I can finish this thing. 243 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:55,187 Harry, everything is in place. 244 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:58,624 I've got the volcanoes, I've got the primordial oozes, bubbling beautiful. 245 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:01,260 I've got the cave girls, I've got the cannibalism. 246 00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:04,196 - Harry, look at me when I talk to you! - I can't, I'm working! 247 00:16:04,198 --> 00:16:06,632 - Do you know what else I've got after nine months of work? - What? 248 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:11,537 I'll tell you. I've got that, the biggest and most expensive rear end in Manhattan. 249 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,940 - First of all, you're the biggest rear end in Manhattan. - Thank you. 250 00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:17,610 Second of all, you want me to finish your lizard, you've got to give me more time. 251 00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,612 I'm not bullshitting you. What would I bullshit you for? 252 00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:22,114 I'm not going to lie to you. Hey, Ruben, 253 00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:24,049 do you think I'm lying? Look in my eyes and tell me what you see. 254 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:27,319 Don't hold back, I can take it. 255 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,021 Bull. Shit. 256 00:16:29,023 --> 00:16:32,024 By the way, your ex-wife Hilda? She dropped off a note for you. 257 00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,960 Whoa. I'm allergic to paper from Hilda. 258 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,563 That's okay, baby. I already read it. 259 00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,465 She wants you to meet her at the street festival. 260 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,433 Tonight. When? 261 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,402 And don't stay out too late, Harry. 262 00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:45,337 The next time I see you, 263 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,474 I want to hear those two magic words. "It's finished." 264 00:16:48,476 --> 00:16:52,378 - You want two magic words? "More gloss." - Don't be cute with me, Harry. 265 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:55,114 What are you standing around for, babies? Come on, you're gaining weight. 266 00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:55,981 Music! 267 00:16:57,551 --> 00:17:00,319 (CARNIVAL SOUNDS) 268 00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,504 Harry! Harry! 269 00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:19,972 Harry! 270 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,074 Harry! 271 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,180 Before you even say anything, before you open your mouth, 272 00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:29,648 I'm totally broke. I have no money. 273 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,051 Here, you want something? I'll tell you what. 274 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:33,352 Take my watch. 275 00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:34,386 Harry. 276 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,456 Are you all right? 277 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,959 I could be better. 278 00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:41,994 Okay. 279 00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:45,431 Okay, what is it? 280 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:49,568 I got into this big fight with this new roommate of mine about the rent money. 281 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:55,341 So I moved out and I left this important package on the kitchen floor. 282 00:17:55,343 --> 00:17:57,743 And now, of course, you want me to go pick it up for you, right? 283 00:17:57,745 --> 00:18:02,214 One question. Why me? 284 00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:05,351 It's got a lot of sentimental value. You're the only one I can trust. 285 00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:07,186 Uh-huh. 286 00:18:07,188 --> 00:18:09,722 Besides, I wanted to see you again. 287 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,490 You know, you're unbelievable. 288 00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:14,193 You're unbelievable. You walk out on me 289 00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:15,728 three years ago without any warning, 290 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,530 and then you put a skip-tracer on my ass, 291 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,766 and you know I don't have a dime to my name. 292 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:25,604 And now look at you, you're treating me like I'm some kind of an errand boy. 293 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,139 What are you looking at? 294 00:18:27,141 --> 00:18:28,540 Your shirt. 295 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,110 What about the shirt? 296 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:35,147 Isn't that the shirt you wore that time we stayed up at Coney Island all night? 297 00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:37,383 Yeah, it is. No, it's not. 298 00:18:37,385 --> 00:18:39,385 No, it's not. I had a white t-shirt on. I just finished a painting, and I had paint... 299 00:18:39,387 --> 00:18:42,154 Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. 300 00:18:42,156 --> 00:18:44,757 Wasn't that a great night? 301 00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:47,259 Remember? 302 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,695 Oh, God, you were so crazy. 303 00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:52,498 Oh, I was crazy? 304 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:57,036 Remember what we did, uh, behind the roller coaster stand later, Harry? 305 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,173 Yeah. 306 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:07,679 You can take the package to the Seville Hotel, 13-D. 307 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:10,082 I'm just staying there until I get back on my feet again. 308 00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:11,417 Ok, Harry? 309 00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,052 Okay. 310 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:19,224 Thanks. You're the best. 311 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,204 (KNOCKS) 312 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,185 Anybody home? 313 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,129 Look at this. 314 00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:59,665 She's dating the Beach Boys. 315 00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:10,375 Good luck, Slick. 316 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,813 (CAT MEOWS) Hey, kitty. 317 00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:17,683 Remember old Harry? 318 00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,451 Didn't think so. 319 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,453 (WHISTLES) 320 00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:23,689 (SNIFFS) 321 00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:26,558 You need a bath, cat. 322 00:20:28,529 --> 00:20:30,562 Are you kidding me? 323 00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:49,481 Aah! Aah! 324 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:50,682 God damn! 325 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,151 Jeez! 326 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:08,200 (CAT MEOWS) 327 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:10,769 (MEOWS) 328 00:21:36,564 --> 00:21:37,429 Eww. 329 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:39,231 Phew. 330 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,906 (CAT SCREECHES) Oh! 331 00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:52,511 Sorry. Oh. God damn, cat! 332 00:21:59,553 --> 00:22:03,355 Whew. "Ralph Vigo." 333 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,597 You ought to have a talk with your manicurist, Ralph. 334 00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:47,432 (KNOCKS) Hilda! 335 00:22:51,639 --> 00:22:53,405 (KNOCKS) 336 00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:55,841 Hilda, it's Harry. 337 00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:35,480 "Gem Vigo, Boars club, 12..." 338 00:23:37,418 --> 00:23:40,419 Gem Vigo? 339 00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:42,754 Ralph Vigo. 340 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,790 Whoa. 341 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,703 Yeah, right. 342 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,450 Aah! Aah! 343 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:29,568 How are you doing? 344 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,510 Ow! Aah! 345 00:24:38,512 --> 00:24:39,978 Ooh! 346 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:56,628 I hope Titus didn't hurt you. He was just trying to get your attention. 347 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:58,697 (FAN BUZZING) 348 00:24:58,699 --> 00:25:01,933 I bet he's good at getting cabs. 349 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:05,537 (LAUGHS) Actually, he has trouble with cabbies. 350 00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:09,107 He makes them nervous. Glandular problems. 351 00:25:09,109 --> 00:25:11,410 You want to take a little off the sides, there? 352 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:14,780 Aaugh! It's a joke! Aah. 353 00:25:14,782 --> 00:25:16,415 You know Hilda? 354 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,983 Faintly. 355 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:20,619 See, we came to visit, but she wasn't in. 356 00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:27,526 Actually, we're looking for this box, about this big, black. Seen it? 357 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:30,796 Uh, what color did you say it... Gaah! 358 00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:32,497 No, I haven't seen the box! 359 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:37,602 Come here. 360 00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:40,672 I want to tell you something about Titus here. 361 00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:43,875 He's done some really bad things in his short life. 362 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:47,078 So have I, but, uh, what the heck, that's life, right? 363 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,981 Heh. Forget about it. 364 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:51,650 See, but Titus doesn't see it like that. 365 00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:55,086 He sees himself as a kind of antihero. 366 00:25:55,088 --> 00:26:01,126 He believes in what he does. He's righteous. 367 00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:06,665 Do you know how far the righteous will go to get what they want? 368 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:10,902 Hey, fellas, believe me, if I had the box you guys would be the first guys I'd give it to. 369 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,571 Aah! 370 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:21,112 Beware the righteous. 371 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,683 Beware the righteous. 372 00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,751 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 373 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,662 Hey, hold it down out here, will you? 374 00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,915 Get off of me! 375 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:02,587 Oh, it's my fault. I'm so clumsy. 376 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:09,027 Yo, Titus! Move it! 377 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,200 Hey. 378 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:16,768 Harry! 379 00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,803 Harry, did you hear? 380 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,139 What happened to your nose, Harry? I guess you heard. 381 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:23,675 You know, Harry, I always liked her, man. I always liked her. 382 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,945 Listen. That package I gave you, what'd you do with it? 383 00:27:26,947 --> 00:27:29,247 - I brought it back to the loft for you. - Oh, God. 384 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:31,816 - What happened to your nose? - Let me ask you another question. 385 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:36,855 Hilda. Do you think there's any way on earth she could ever be involved in a murder? 386 00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:39,190 I don't know about that, but she sure knows how to make a killing, right? 387 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:41,326 What are you talking about? Why'd you say killing? 388 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:43,895 What's the matter with you? You don't know? It's in the papers, man. 389 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:46,097 Oh my God! Oh my God, she's... 390 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:48,266 - Your ex, she hit the lottery. Look at this. - What? 391 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:52,737 "Lucky Lady Hits Number. Hilda Berg Wins $52,540." 392 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:55,206 Harry, now this divorce, it's not final, right? 393 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,008 Because you can get, you know, reconciliation, 394 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,710 you know, uh, counseling. 395 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,345 Fifty bucks an hour, it's nothing. 396 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,147 Mm-hmm. She won the lottery. 397 00:28:02,149 --> 00:28:04,049 - She's got dead guys hanging in her closet. - What? 398 00:28:04,051 --> 00:28:07,285 She sends me to some sleaze-bag hotel I wouldn't even stay in, 399 00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:09,220 gets my ass kicked by two cement heads, 400 00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:12,324 and she wins the lottery. This is getting weird. 401 00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:15,026 - Harry, look at the number. - I don't care what the number is. 402 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,964 5-8-8-3. So simple, 5883. I mean, who would think, right? 403 00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:20,999 5883. What's the number? 404 00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:22,033 Tell me the number again. 405 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:24,736 5883! 406 00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:27,739 You know what that number is? The date of my divorce. 407 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:29,174 (LAUGHS) 408 00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,943 I'm going to... I don't believe this! 409 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:34,145 I'm going to kill her! 410 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:37,649 You know I'm not a romantic, but that's low, Norman. That is really low. 411 00:28:37,651 --> 00:28:40,619 I'm going to kill her. She uses our memories to win the lottery. 412 00:28:40,621 --> 00:28:43,054 If I find her, I'm going to kill her. 413 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:45,690 NYPD. 414 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:49,294 I'm going to scold her. That's what I'll do. 415 00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:50,729 I'll sit her down and say "Hon?" 416 00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,364 Right. Harry Berg, right? 417 00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,332 I'm going to sit her down and say, "Honey..." 418 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:56,301 - Come on, Harry. We want to talk to you. - Yeah, well I can't right now. 419 00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:58,903 I'm talking about my wife. We had a little argument. 420 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,238 How long you been divorced? 421 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,840 About three years. 422 00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:03,875 We get along. You still love her, Harry? 423 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,810 - Let me make this easy for you, Harry. - All right. 424 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,846 - Your ex starts hanging out with a new guy. - Right. 425 00:29:07,848 --> 00:29:09,347 Now maybe you're a little bit jealous, huh? 426 00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:11,850 Maybe you're still carrying a bit of a torch for her, huh? 427 00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:14,185 That's only reasonable. She's a good-looking woman, Harry. 428 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,221 - She's a really good-looking woman, huh? - Thanks. 429 00:29:16,223 --> 00:29:18,990 Now, maybe you go to see her, just to sort of keep in touch, 430 00:29:18,992 --> 00:29:21,159 but she ain't there. He's there. 431 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,395 And maybe he tells you to go kiss the asphalt. 432 00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:25,697 Now maybe you get mad. Maybe you get real mad. 433 00:29:25,699 --> 00:29:27,265 Maybe you lose your cool, Harry. 434 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:30,201 Maybe you don't like being treated like that. Huh, Harry? Huh? 435 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:32,804 You're out of your frigging mind. Go ask Hilda. 436 00:29:32,806 --> 00:29:35,106 Sit down! We'll ask Hilda when we find her. 437 00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:37,909 Right now we're asking you, Harry. 438 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:41,079 You guys both know that guy was dead by the time I got there. 439 00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:43,314 Maybe you came back. 440 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,287 Do I look that dumb? 441 00:30:10,043 --> 00:30:11,710 Hi, Arnold. 442 00:30:14,081 --> 00:30:15,947 (SIGHS) 443 00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:20,185 (SIGHS AGAIN) 444 00:30:20,187 --> 00:30:22,120 No dice with the summons? 445 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:24,155 Mr. Berg... 446 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:26,991 If I get one more door slammed in my face... 447 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:30,328 It's just this job. It's driving me crazy. 448 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:33,231 Whatever happened to, to theft, 449 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:35,433 fraud, extortion, 450 00:30:35,435 --> 00:30:37,936 infidelity? 451 00:30:37,938 --> 00:30:39,871 I need a case with a little mystery, 452 00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:42,474 something that I can sink my teeth into. 453 00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:45,944 Skip-tracing is an ancient and an honorable profession, 454 00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:48,346 besides being our bread and butter. 455 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,983 Either you're into the hunt, the human hunt, or you're not. 456 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:55,353 Ever since Cain had to find out which cave Abel was hiding in, 457 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,490 we've been providing a valuable service. 458 00:30:58,492 --> 00:31:03,862 So stop your bellyaching. Chin up, and remember my motto... 459 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:07,832 "Go forth and hunt the insolvent." 460 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:10,435 Greaseballs. 461 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,504 (LOUD CRACKLING) Oh shit! 462 00:31:12,506 --> 00:31:15,907 Ladies, gentlemen, reindeer, start your engines for a 463 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:18,143 Crazy Eddie Christmas in August car stereo blowout blitz! 464 00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:24,015 (LOUD HISSING) 465 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,118 Shit! 466 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,853 Well, they kept you long enough. 467 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:30,789 I was ready to call a lawyer. 468 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,059 You didn't tell them about this, did you? 469 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,895 No. Any word on Hilda? 470 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,797 No, nothing. 471 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,801 NORM: What do you think it is? 472 00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,336 I don't know. 473 00:31:47,274 --> 00:31:48,540 Kind of looks like a bomb. 474 00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:49,974 Yeah. 475 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:14,265 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 476 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,900 Hello. I am Christian Rigaud. 477 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,502 Rachel Dobs. 478 00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:19,470 Glad you could make it on such short notice. 479 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:22,540 No problem. It was a slow morning. 480 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:23,908 Are these guys real? 481 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:24,976 Of course. 482 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:28,179 Simba, Tuti, and Mary Jane. 483 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:29,380 Heh. Cute. 484 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:31,249 Thank you. Please. 485 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:38,523 So, you need a trace. Family or employee? 486 00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:42,393 Well, we had an engineer, Ralph Vigo, who was working on 487 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:45,496 a very special prototype component from a very special computer 488 00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:48,600 when he disappeared with the component. 489 00:32:48,602 --> 00:32:50,068 And you want me to find him? 490 00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,570 He no longer has it. 491 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:55,073 We believe he gave it to his paramour to try and sell. 492 00:32:55,075 --> 00:33:00,278 In turn, we believe she turned it over to her ex-husband, a man named Harry Berg. 493 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,880 Harrison Patrick Berg? 494 00:33:01,882 --> 00:33:04,983 Precisely. That's why we called you. 495 00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:07,652 We learned through his credit rating that you were already pursuing a case 496 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,988 involving Mr. Berg. 497 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:14,425 You see, time factor is essential here. 498 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,494 Do you have a field agent working for you? 499 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:19,397 Stocky, perspiration problem? 500 00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:23,401 Well, this is where it gets to be unfortunately complicated. 501 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:26,537 We believe these men are Bulgarian agents. 502 00:33:26,539 --> 00:33:28,406 Bulgarian agents? 503 00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:30,341 They're probably after some industrial secrets. 504 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:34,112 - Oh! - The component would be quite a coup for them. 505 00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:37,448 You see, normally the FBI would be brought in here, but 506 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:40,051 since the original breach in security was ours, 507 00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:43,655 we'd rather resolve the matter without their assistance. 508 00:33:43,657 --> 00:33:46,958 This component, is it dangerous? 509 00:33:48,595 --> 00:33:50,995 Not unless tampered with. 510 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:54,532 Screwdriver. 511 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:56,501 Screwdriver. 512 00:33:57,570 --> 00:33:59,137 (HUMS) 513 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:14,018 RACHEL: Aaah! Aah! 514 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:17,989 Oh, Arnold! You won't believe this case! It's a dream! It's a dream come true! 515 00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:23,194 - Where are the handcuffs? - Handcuffs? What do you want with handcuffs? 516 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:25,563 They've got this secret stolen thing. It's... 517 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:29,701 - Who has? - This French guy, Rigaud. Ooh-la-la, you should see him. 518 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:33,471 He's got these shrunken heads. They have the FBI. 519 00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:36,140 I told you not to mess around with the feds! 520 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:41,145 A love interest, but best of all, they've got Bulgarian spies! 521 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:44,382 - Are you high? - No. This is it. This is the real thing. 522 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,517 Arnold, this case is my ticket. 523 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:47,986 I've been in this business a long time. 524 00:34:47,988 --> 00:34:49,721 I never heard of no Bulgarian spies! 525 00:34:49,723 --> 00:34:51,489 Oh, I know. 526 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:56,561 Put that gun down! It doesn't come with the job. 527 00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:59,664 But there's a first time for everything. Arnold, wish me luck. 528 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,300 Where are you going? 529 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,035 I've got to go to work! 530 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:18,082 Hey, yo, Harry, how's it going, man? 531 00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:10,501 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 532 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:14,372 - Hey, pal, you know Gem Vigo? - Yeah. That's her. 533 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:16,307 Thanks. 534 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:18,309 Excuse me. Excuse me. 535 00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:20,845 Whoa, whoa. Hang on, lady. This is not an open party. 536 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:23,114 I'm with Harry Berg. 537 00:36:23,116 --> 00:36:24,549 Uh-huh. Are you his girl? 538 00:36:24,551 --> 00:36:26,617 No. He's my boy. 539 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:29,787 All right, all right, go on in. 540 00:36:33,093 --> 00:36:34,625 HARRY: So, how do you know Hilda? 541 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:38,629 GEM: Indirectly. Your ex and my husband were lovers. 542 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,331 You know where she is? 543 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,200 Deep shit. 544 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:44,235 That's where you end up when you make bad choices. 545 00:36:44,237 --> 00:36:45,570 What choices? 546 00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:48,106 Same you get to make. 547 00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:50,875 Please, let's try English again, ok, just for me. 548 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:53,244 The box. Do you got it? 549 00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:56,214 Maybe. Give me a beer. 550 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:57,849 Pink lady. 551 00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:02,620 So, go ahead. Fire. 552 00:37:02,622 --> 00:37:04,522 How much? 553 00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:05,456 How much? 554 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,258 Yeah. 555 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,260 I'll tell you what. You make me an offer. 556 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:12,797 $10,000. 557 00:37:16,769 --> 00:37:19,170 Don't insult me, all right? 558 00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:23,274 Because you know and I know it's worth a hell of a lot more than $10,000. 559 00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,848 You don't know what it is, do you? 560 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,419 You're bluffing. 561 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,654 It's an electromagnet. 562 00:37:36,656 --> 00:37:38,189 You don't know what it's for. 563 00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:40,858 Hilda never told you. 564 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:44,162 She might as well have given you a bomb. 565 00:37:44,164 --> 00:37:46,197 Doesn't matter. 566 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:48,499 You don't got to negotiate with me, anyway. 567 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:51,235 You want to talk to the main man. 568 00:37:53,473 --> 00:37:56,641 I'll go arrange a rendezvous. 569 00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:06,817 Mr. Berg. 570 00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:08,352 What the hell is this? 571 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:10,922 A summons. Bourbon straight, please. 572 00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:11,889 Do you know where Hilda is? 573 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:14,225 No. 574 00:38:14,227 --> 00:38:15,326 I thought she fired you. 575 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:16,794 Not that I heard. 576 00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:19,297 I tried to call her, but she wasn't home. 577 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:22,733 The police were. They found a dead body. 578 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,435 Yeah, they're good at that. 579 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:26,737 It seems they don't have a clue. 580 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:29,774 In fact, you're their only suspect. 581 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:33,611 Yeah, I'm real popular down there. 582 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,850 Feel free. I can help. 583 00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:41,552 I don't work for free. 584 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:43,254 Aah. Is that what you're after, a job? 585 00:38:43,255 --> 00:38:44,955 If you care what happened to Hilda, I think you need me. 586 00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:47,325 Hey, do me a favor, all right? 587 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:49,460 You aren't exactly blowing me out of the water with your abilities so far, Rachel. 588 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:52,463 - You're a little tense for me. - I'm not tense. I'm perfectly normal! 589 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:56,968 Fine. You're not tense, I'm not tense, nobody's tense. Everybody's normal. 590 00:38:56,970 --> 00:39:00,271 Does a black box about this big strike any sparks? 591 00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:09,580 You know what it is? 592 00:39:09,582 --> 00:39:11,949 I know its value in human life. 593 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,287 Come here. 594 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:23,294 You see this woman down in the corner? You know her? 595 00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:24,729 Where? 596 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:27,331 Right there. The one in black. 597 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,900 I don't know her. 598 00:39:29,902 --> 00:39:33,404 Well, she's a contender for the popular black box herself, all right? 599 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:35,506 I'll tell you what we'll do. 600 00:39:35,508 --> 00:39:38,676 If you can find out how she fits into this whole deal, 601 00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:40,044 you've got yourself a job. 602 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:41,512 Is this a test? 603 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,650 Yeah. 604 00:39:45,652 --> 00:39:46,751 Yeah? 605 00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:47,785 It's a test. 606 00:39:55,528 --> 00:39:57,428 Okay. 607 00:39:58,398 --> 00:39:59,764 Okay. 608 00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:08,973 We've got a common interest, you and I. 609 00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:11,309 Something for a computer. 610 00:40:11,311 --> 00:40:13,344 You got the wrong party. 611 00:40:13,346 --> 00:40:16,380 Either you deal now or you hang later. 612 00:40:16,382 --> 00:40:19,483 Oye! Harry, baby. 613 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,452 Two words. Dos palabras. 614 00:40:21,454 --> 00:40:22,953 "It's done," or "It's finished." 615 00:40:22,955 --> 00:40:25,956 That's all I want to hear, Harry, two magic words. 616 00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:27,391 Not now. 617 00:40:27,393 --> 00:40:30,094 (GASPS) You're fired. 618 00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:34,332 Harry, I'm getting rid of that, that hunk of junk of a half-lizard tomorrow. 619 00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:36,434 You're making me crazy. Tu me esta haciendo loco. 620 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:39,537 Great. Don't touch... I'll knock you out if you touch my... 621 00:40:39,539 --> 00:40:42,506 Why would I be wanting to buy a computer? 622 00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:45,443 I can't even work the money machine at my bank. 623 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:47,978 You could get money off a naked wino. 624 00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,714 How sweet. 625 00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:52,783 However, I've got nothing to tell you about a computer, 626 00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:55,086 but I know somebody that will talk to you. 627 00:40:55,088 --> 00:40:57,455 He doesn't have much to talk about, 628 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,990 but he sure has a sense of mood about him. 629 00:41:02,028 --> 00:41:03,928 What do you want? 630 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,963 Rachel here, she's a computer freak. 631 00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:08,499 Is that right? Titus here is a freak. 632 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:09,800 You two should get together sometime. 633 00:41:09,802 --> 00:41:12,002 I'm going to scream! 634 00:41:12,004 --> 00:41:14,004 Titus would love that. 635 00:41:14,006 --> 00:41:16,507 Let me tell you something about Titus here. 636 00:41:16,509 --> 00:41:18,042 He's what you call righteous. 637 00:41:18,044 --> 00:41:20,611 In other words, he believes in what he does. 638 00:41:20,613 --> 00:41:22,480 Well let me tell you something about me. 639 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:24,115 I'm what you call unstable. 640 00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:25,916 I've got a condition so unpredictable, 641 00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:27,818 so dangerous, 642 00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:29,954 that the police don't even have a name for it. 643 00:41:29,956 --> 00:41:32,390 And I've got a gun pointed right at your private parts, 644 00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:35,626 so you better back out of this booth right now. 645 00:41:43,102 --> 00:41:44,902 Get! 646 00:41:48,441 --> 00:41:49,640 Go! 647 00:41:49,642 --> 00:41:51,742 Come on, Ruben! I've got big problems. 648 00:41:51,744 --> 00:41:54,779 Join the club, baby. I've got a great big ass and no head. 649 00:41:54,781 --> 00:41:56,580 Ruben, you've had that problem your whole life. 650 00:41:57,049 --> 00:41:58,816 MAN: Whoa, gun! 651 00:41:59,652 --> 00:42:01,051 Back off! 652 00:42:03,022 --> 00:42:06,424 Stop it! Go! 653 00:42:06,426 --> 00:42:07,758 I'm telling you I'm unstable! 654 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,860 Now go! Aah! 655 00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:10,728 (GUNSHOT) 656 00:42:12,465 --> 00:42:14,432 (CROWD SCREAMING) 657 00:42:24,076 --> 00:42:26,610 Rachel! Hey! 658 00:42:29,215 --> 00:42:31,182 (SCREAMS) 659 00:42:33,519 --> 00:42:35,119 RACHEL: Oh! 660 00:42:41,561 --> 00:42:43,627 Let me go! Ow! 661 00:42:44,597 --> 00:42:46,864 HARRY: Come on, jump! 662 00:42:46,866 --> 00:42:48,466 Aah! 663 00:42:58,811 --> 00:43:01,145 RACHEL: Where are we going? 664 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:09,587 Harry! Oh! 665 00:43:26,739 --> 00:43:27,938 (COUGHING) 666 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,139 Now, you know how to leave a party, babe. 667 00:43:29,141 --> 00:43:31,041 Come on, let's go. 668 00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:35,012 (SIRENS) 669 00:43:39,252 --> 00:43:41,719 Come on. 670 00:43:45,157 --> 00:43:46,223 Oh, okay. 671 00:43:46,225 --> 00:43:47,958 You got the job. Come here. 672 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,260 We didn't discuss terms. 673 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:50,961 Well, you can work at my place five nights a week. 674 00:43:51,697 --> 00:43:52,663 Aah! 675 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:56,800 Whoa! 676 00:44:00,673 --> 00:44:02,139 Still there? 677 00:44:05,177 --> 00:44:06,810 Come on! 678 00:44:20,059 --> 00:44:21,792 Jump over it! 679 00:44:21,794 --> 00:44:23,661 Come on, baby! 680 00:44:31,003 --> 00:44:33,804 Oh, excuse me, excuse me! Oh, oh! 681 00:44:33,806 --> 00:44:35,306 Come on! 682 00:44:35,308 --> 00:44:37,641 (FERRY WHISTLE BLOWS) 683 00:44:40,313 --> 00:44:42,212 Wait, wait! 684 00:44:42,214 --> 00:44:44,081 I'll stall them so they can't get on the boat. 685 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:48,719 Wait! No, Harry! Harry, come back! 686 00:44:48,721 --> 00:44:50,187 I'll make it! Don't worry! 687 00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:53,891 Hurry up! Harry, no! Come on! 688 00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:03,267 That ought to hold them. 689 00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:11,342 Get him! 690 00:45:11,344 --> 00:45:13,310 Come on, come on! 691 00:45:14,113 --> 00:45:15,245 Come on! 692 00:45:15,247 --> 00:45:18,115 Don't worry about me! 693 00:45:18,117 --> 00:45:20,217 Stop! Aah! 694 00:45:20,219 --> 00:45:22,386 Okay, worry! 695 00:45:42,141 --> 00:45:44,341 (FERRY WHISTLE BLOWS) 696 00:45:56,222 --> 00:45:57,788 (GRUNTING) 697 00:46:13,105 --> 00:46:15,739 Come on, box. 698 00:46:17,009 --> 00:46:19,376 Oh, thank God. 699 00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:25,916 (MUSIC PLAYS) 700 00:46:26,318 --> 00:46:28,118 Hello. 701 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,854 What the hell are you doing here? 702 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,222 Hey, let me tell you something. 703 00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:34,391 I'm not real crazy about walking into my house 704 00:46:34,393 --> 00:46:36,894 and seeing somebody here who just walked in the... 705 00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:38,796 (MUFFLED) door. 706 00:46:46,405 --> 00:46:49,139 Honey, I'm home. 707 00:46:49,141 --> 00:46:52,443 I love your cologne. 708 00:46:52,445 --> 00:46:55,479 Thanks. It's the East River. Oh, yeah. 709 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,966 This is Tom T. Murray 710 00:46:58,967 --> 00:47:00,951 speaking to you from this tropical paradise 711 00:47:00,953 --> 00:47:02,886 to tell you about a special drawing 712 00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:06,790 September 5th, aboard the aircraft carrier Intrepid. 713 00:47:06,792 --> 00:47:10,794 It's tomorrow night, where you can win $56 million. 714 00:47:10,796 --> 00:47:14,331 Be there tomorrow night and win! 715 00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:17,768 (MOANS AND SQUEALS OF PASSION) 716 00:47:20,306 --> 00:47:23,340 HARRY: And then when I was in the sixth grade, I had another teacher... 717 00:47:23,342 --> 00:47:26,276 (MORE CRIES OF PASSION FROM GEM) 718 00:47:30,316 --> 00:47:32,382 GEM: What's the matter? 719 00:47:32,384 --> 00:47:34,985 HARRY: It's stuck. 720 00:47:34,987 --> 00:47:38,355 GEM: That's ridiculous. HARRY: I know it's ridiculous, but it's really stuck. 721 00:47:41,393 --> 00:47:44,828 HARRY: Just wait a minute, I can make this work. Would you wait a minute? 722 00:47:44,830 --> 00:47:49,500 Wait a minute. Would you wait a minute? 723 00:47:49,502 --> 00:47:51,869 The chemicals in the river must have corroded my zipper. 724 00:47:51,871 --> 00:47:55,239 I can't get it down. 725 00:47:55,241 --> 00:47:58,408 GEM: I've heard of not getting it up, but not getting it down? 726 00:47:58,410 --> 00:48:00,077 I'm telling you, this has never happened to me before. 727 00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:02,880 Oh, that's what they all say! 728 00:48:09,221 --> 00:48:10,521 Harry! 729 00:48:12,491 --> 00:48:15,826 Harry, you're an animal. You're an animal. 730 00:48:15,828 --> 00:48:17,895 Harry! 731 00:48:19,131 --> 00:48:21,565 Just a minute. Don't start without me. 732 00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:24,368 GEM: Oh, Harry. 733 00:48:26,205 --> 00:48:28,238 Harry! 734 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,908 God damn river. 735 00:48:31,510 --> 00:48:33,343 RACHEL: Harry! 736 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:35,946 Wh...? Oh! 737 00:48:35,948 --> 00:48:37,514 Rache, hi! 738 00:48:37,516 --> 00:48:41,418 I thought you had drowned. I'm so happy to see you. 739 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:43,086 Yeah. You're okay? 740 00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:44,354 What are you doing? 741 00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:45,856 I'm just so excited to see you. 742 00:48:45,858 --> 00:48:47,124 I can't, I can't believe you're... 743 00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:52,596 What's the matter? 744 00:48:55,234 --> 00:48:57,234 Oh, yeah, my... My toaster broke. 745 00:48:57,236 --> 00:48:59,002 Did you get the toaster fixed? 746 00:48:59,004 --> 00:49:01,371 She knows a lot about rewiring. 747 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:03,507 Slime. 748 00:49:03,509 --> 00:49:06,476 Rache! Shit. 749 00:49:06,478 --> 00:49:09,446 Hey! Do you know how hard it is to get a repairman out at this time of night? 750 00:49:09,448 --> 00:49:12,115 Come on. Wait a minute! Rache! 751 00:49:12,117 --> 00:49:14,384 What? 752 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:16,587 Look, I think you got the wrong impression about what was going on up there. 753 00:49:16,589 --> 00:49:20,457 I just spent a roundtrip to Staten Island thinking you had drowned, and you're up here 754 00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:23,594 playing the bump and grind with that... that... 755 00:49:23,596 --> 00:49:26,296 Electrician? 756 00:49:26,298 --> 00:49:29,950 I thought you were sincere about finding out what happened to Hilda. 757 00:49:29,951 --> 00:49:33,603 You've got the sincerity and the scruples of a mutt in heat! 758 00:49:33,606 --> 00:49:35,372 All right, maybe you didn't get the wrong impression, 759 00:49:35,374 --> 00:49:38,609 but that's not what you think it was. 760 00:49:38,611 --> 00:49:40,077 What was that? 761 00:49:40,613 --> 00:49:42,212 What, that? 762 00:49:42,214 --> 00:49:43,380 That. 763 00:49:45,384 --> 00:49:46,917 That's tactics. 764 00:49:46,919 --> 00:49:50,520 I call it slime. 765 00:49:50,522 --> 00:49:55,025 See... See, you know what? I knew you didn't have the stomach for this line of work. 766 00:49:55,027 --> 00:49:57,294 I knew it. 767 00:50:10,509 --> 00:50:13,911 Be in my office at 11:00. 768 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:17,080 Bring the box, and don't be late. 769 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:29,593 11:00? I don't even get up until noon. 770 00:50:32,231 --> 00:50:33,931 Gem. 771 00:50:36,135 --> 00:50:40,137 Come on down here. Let's talk this over. 772 00:50:40,139 --> 00:50:42,205 Gem. 773 00:51:01,327 --> 00:51:03,360 How could I be such a jerk? 774 00:51:03,729 --> 00:51:05,062 Damn it! 775 00:51:05,064 --> 00:51:07,397 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 776 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,473 Harry? Yeah. 777 00:51:16,475 --> 00:51:21,578 - Yeah. - Harry, it's me, Hilda. I'm in Acapulco. 778 00:51:21,580 --> 00:51:23,513 What the hell are you doing in Acapulco? 779 00:51:23,515 --> 00:51:27,317 Harry, did you get the box, the package from my apartment? 780 00:51:27,319 --> 00:51:31,021 Yeah, I got the box. No, I don't have it now. Let me tell you something... 781 00:51:31,023 --> 00:51:33,523 Stay away from it. 782 00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:36,026 It's very, very dangerous. The people involved are extremely nasty. 783 00:51:36,028 --> 00:51:38,028 No kidding. You already set me up once. I hear you. I... 784 00:51:38,030 --> 00:51:40,030 Now don't get sucked in by the money. 785 00:51:40,032 --> 00:51:42,165 If you're dead, you can't spend the millions. 786 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:43,633 Hilda, did you say millions? 787 00:51:43,635 --> 00:51:47,437 Oh yeah. I never told you about that, did I? 788 00:51:47,439 --> 00:51:49,239 It's a long story, Harry. (STATIC) 789 00:51:49,241 --> 00:51:51,708 Hilda, hold on a minute. I can't hear you. Operator? 790 00:51:51,710 --> 00:51:53,543 Harry. Harry? 791 00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:55,345 Hello? 792 00:51:55,347 --> 00:51:57,147 - You're fading out. Hilda! - Harry? 793 00:51:57,149 --> 00:51:59,616 Operator? Operator, can you...? 794 00:51:59,618 --> 00:52:01,251 (OPERATOR SPEAKING SPANISH) 795 00:52:01,253 --> 00:52:02,753 Hilda? 796 00:52:02,755 --> 00:52:06,123 (OPERATOR SPEAKING SPANISH) 797 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:07,791 (DIAL TONE) 798 00:52:14,533 --> 00:52:16,066 Did she say millions? 799 00:52:16,068 --> 00:52:19,403 Fired? In another hour he's bringing it to me. 800 00:52:19,405 --> 00:52:22,406 - You can't fire me now! - I'm sorry. That's the way it is. 801 00:52:22,408 --> 00:52:26,510 The truth is, and I'm not supposed to say, but the FBI Is taking over the case. 802 00:52:26,512 --> 00:52:28,645 Uh huh. The FBI? 803 00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:31,214 Well maybe I should wander over and have a little chat with the FBI. 804 00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:33,417 That would not be wise, Miss Dobs. 805 00:52:33,419 --> 00:52:35,185 Well maybe you can tell me a little bit more about the 806 00:52:35,187 --> 00:52:37,654 Bulgarian agents with the Brooklyn accents. 807 00:52:37,656 --> 00:52:40,690 My secretary has your check. I think you'll be very pleasantly surprised. 808 00:52:40,692 --> 00:52:45,195 You can stuff the check. Do you know Gem Vigo? Well she knows the Bulgarians. 809 00:52:45,197 --> 00:52:48,198 That's pretty weird company for industrial espionage. 810 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,633 - Your services are no longer required. - Let go of me! 811 00:52:49,635 --> 00:52:54,805 (GLASS BREAKS) Oh, I'm sorry. I... 812 00:52:56,608 --> 00:52:59,743 I didn't mean to... 813 00:52:59,745 --> 00:53:01,511 Are you religious, Miss Dobs? 814 00:53:01,513 --> 00:53:03,413 Excuse me? 815 00:53:03,415 --> 00:53:05,715 Do you believe in signs? 816 00:53:05,717 --> 00:53:08,218 What kind of signs? 817 00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:11,221 Do you believe In bad luck? 818 00:53:11,223 --> 00:53:12,823 Bad luck? 819 00:53:12,825 --> 00:53:17,194 The type that causes pain. 820 00:53:17,196 --> 00:53:19,563 No, I don't. 821 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:22,699 I do. 822 00:53:24,670 --> 00:53:26,736 Au revoir, Miss Dobs. 823 00:53:27,306 --> 00:53:28,672 Right. 824 00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:55,465 You're bluffing. 825 00:53:55,467 --> 00:53:56,500 Am I? 826 00:53:59,538 --> 00:54:00,704 Pair of deuces. 827 00:54:08,647 --> 00:54:10,480 Did my eye twitch? 828 00:54:10,482 --> 00:54:12,849 Ever try dominoes? 829 00:54:18,357 --> 00:54:20,290 Oh, good, you're here. 830 00:54:20,292 --> 00:54:22,692 Jose has got a double feature. I wouldn't want to miss it. 831 00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:24,895 Adios. 832 00:54:24,897 --> 00:54:27,864 Did you bring the computer thing? 833 00:54:27,866 --> 00:54:29,466 It's an electromagnet. 834 00:54:29,468 --> 00:54:31,468 Wonderful. Where is it? 835 00:54:31,470 --> 00:54:35,572 Where is it? 836 00:54:35,574 --> 00:54:40,177 - It was stolen. - Ha! Tactics. Some kind of tactics. 837 00:54:40,179 --> 00:54:42,712 You know, I'll tell you something, 838 00:54:42,714 --> 00:54:46,816 last night was a lot less fulfilling than you, uh, probably imagine. 839 00:54:46,818 --> 00:54:50,687 Probably for her. 840 00:54:50,689 --> 00:54:53,723 Let me ask you a question. Do you treat all your clients like this? 841 00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:56,393 Sorry. You're the only one I've got left. 842 00:55:15,347 --> 00:55:17,214 Can I buy you a drink? 843 00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:44,975 RACHEL: I can see the headlines. Ha! Some hotshot detective. 844 00:55:44,977 --> 00:55:48,645 I ate everything that creep fed me. 845 00:55:48,647 --> 00:55:54,651 Ah, don't take it so hard, kid. 846 00:55:54,653 --> 00:55:57,320 You had a little run of bad luck. 847 00:55:57,322 --> 00:56:01,358 Trust me, I know from bad luck. 848 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,827 I forged a life out of it, Rach. 849 00:56:06,031 --> 00:56:08,832 Rach, let me ask you something. 850 00:56:14,006 --> 00:56:16,840 Do I lack something? 851 00:56:16,842 --> 00:56:19,743 (LAUGHING) 852 00:56:19,745 --> 00:56:21,611 Yeah. 853 00:56:21,613 --> 00:56:24,681 A box. 854 00:56:25,851 --> 00:56:28,952 See, I'm trying to be... 855 00:56:30,322 --> 00:56:32,389 I'm trying to be serious here. 856 00:56:34,026 --> 00:56:36,826 All right. Let's get serious. 857 00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:38,628 Okay. 858 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:40,997 Let's just think this thing over, all right? 859 00:56:40,999 --> 00:56:44,634 What have we got? What's our situation here? 860 00:56:44,636 --> 00:56:50,540 Well, we got two people who have problems. 861 00:56:50,542 --> 00:56:54,077 Now what can we do about it? Well, what we can do about it is, 862 00:56:54,079 --> 00:56:57,881 A, we can sit here and we can complain about it. 863 00:56:57,883 --> 00:57:01,785 Two, we can go out there now and do something about it. 864 00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:05,855 Yeah. 865 00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:07,557 Do what? 866 00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:09,492 Go where? 867 00:57:12,331 --> 00:57:13,863 The heart of darkness. 868 00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:15,465 Where's that? 869 00:57:15,467 --> 00:57:16,333 New Jersey. 870 00:57:29,548 --> 00:57:32,048 Do you think this was a good idea? 871 00:57:32,050 --> 00:57:34,050 What do you think? 872 00:57:34,052 --> 00:57:36,553 It could be dangerous. 873 00:57:36,555 --> 00:57:38,888 It could be dangerous? 874 00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:40,557 The man collects thumbs. 875 00:57:40,559 --> 00:57:42,559 And heads. 876 00:57:43,695 --> 00:57:46,563 Wait a minute, what do you mean, heads? 877 00:57:46,565 --> 00:57:48,565 Human heads. 878 00:57:48,567 --> 00:57:51,701 Ah, human heads. 879 00:57:51,703 --> 00:57:54,387 You still want to go? 880 00:57:54,388 --> 00:57:57,072 Huh? Me? Are you kidding? More than ever. 881 00:57:57,075 --> 00:57:58,541 Ok. Ok. 882 00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,577 Let's go. 883 00:58:00,579 --> 00:58:01,778 Ok. 884 00:58:05,016 --> 00:58:07,717 Steady. Up, up, up, up! 885 00:58:07,719 --> 00:58:09,586 Uhh! Ohh! 886 00:58:09,588 --> 00:58:12,389 Uhh! Uhh! 887 00:58:12,391 --> 00:58:14,491 What's the matter with you, fleas? 888 00:58:14,493 --> 00:58:16,760 HARRY: I'm itchy from floating in that water. 889 00:58:16,762 --> 00:58:19,028 What? 890 00:58:19,030 --> 00:58:22,031 You have the worst luck of anybody I've ever met. 891 00:58:22,033 --> 00:58:24,968 Your wife left you, you don't really have a job, 892 00:58:24,970 --> 00:58:26,903 you're in debt, and on top of everything else, 893 00:58:26,905 --> 00:58:29,139 you're diseased? 894 00:58:30,509 --> 00:58:32,509 Hey, what can I tell you? 895 00:58:32,511 --> 00:58:34,644 Some guys have it, some guys don't. 896 00:58:34,646 --> 00:58:35,945 Ohh! 897 00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:37,514 Rachel? 898 00:58:37,516 --> 00:58:39,416 (BEEP) 899 00:58:46,558 --> 00:58:47,891 Whoa! 900 00:58:47,893 --> 00:58:50,193 What did I tell you? 901 00:58:54,466 --> 00:58:58,501 Okay, let's move before some zebras show up and kick this guy's ass. 902 00:59:02,073 --> 00:59:04,073 It's small, ok? 903 00:59:04,075 --> 00:59:06,109 So look for something... 904 00:59:09,214 --> 00:59:12,615 Boy, Beastie Boys should have never taken that Amazon gig. 905 00:59:12,617 --> 00:59:14,451 Come on, let's go. 906 00:59:19,558 --> 00:59:20,790 Harry? 907 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:22,592 (BANGING HEAD) What? 908 00:59:23,128 --> 00:59:24,694 Ohh. 909 00:59:24,696 --> 00:59:26,563 Do you see that? 910 00:59:29,568 --> 00:59:31,734 What is it? 911 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:36,072 It's locked. We need a long, thin piece of wire or something. You know? 912 00:59:37,175 --> 00:59:39,242 Yeah, perfect. 913 00:59:47,986 --> 00:59:50,053 I knew it. 914 00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,624 Wow! 915 01:00:01,566 --> 01:00:02,866 I don't know. What's that? 916 01:00:03,869 --> 01:00:05,535 Wow! 917 01:00:05,537 --> 01:00:08,905 I have a feeling garage doors all over America just opened. 918 01:00:08,907 --> 01:00:11,941 Hey, Rach, look at these. 919 01:00:11,943 --> 01:00:13,676 Lotto balls. 920 01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:16,279 They are lotto balls. This thing's full of them. 921 01:00:16,281 --> 01:00:18,948 What the hell is this guy doing with lotto balls? 922 01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:39,736 Wait a minute. Opposite poles attract, right? 923 01:00:39,738 --> 01:00:40,970 Similar poles repel. 924 01:00:40,972 --> 01:00:43,673 Right. 925 01:00:43,675 --> 01:00:46,643 Ok, that means these things are magnetized. 926 01:00:46,645 --> 01:00:48,211 These are magnetized. 927 01:00:48,213 --> 01:00:52,882 He covers them in metallic paint and magnetizes the balls. 928 01:00:52,884 --> 01:00:54,017 Yes. 929 01:00:54,019 --> 01:00:55,685 Aah... 930 01:00:55,687 --> 01:00:59,289 You, too, can scam lotto. Yeah! 931 01:00:59,291 --> 01:01:00,657 Let's get those balls. 932 01:01:00,659 --> 01:01:01,758 Yeah. 933 01:01:05,630 --> 01:01:07,597 (BUZZER) 934 01:01:09,901 --> 01:01:11,301 Harry. 935 01:01:11,303 --> 01:01:12,902 Let's go! 936 01:01:12,904 --> 01:01:14,003 Okay, here. 937 01:01:14,005 --> 01:01:15,271 Come on! 938 01:01:15,273 --> 01:01:17,607 RACHEL: Oh, no! 939 01:01:24,316 --> 01:01:25,682 Come on, let's go! 940 01:01:25,684 --> 01:01:27,350 I'm right behind you, Harry. 941 01:01:41,733 --> 01:01:44,968 (FOOTSTEPS PASSING BY) 942 01:01:44,970 --> 01:01:47,837 Come on, let's get out of here. 943 01:01:51,676 --> 01:01:53,343 Aah! Aah! 944 01:01:53,345 --> 01:01:55,645 Harry! Harry! 945 01:01:55,647 --> 01:01:56,946 Handcuffs! Handcuffs! 946 01:01:56,948 --> 01:01:58,014 Cuff him! 947 01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:16,332 You know, I wish I had a piece of metal... 948 01:02:17,235 --> 01:02:18,868 Yeah. Right. 949 01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:19,736 Ow! 950 01:02:22,273 --> 01:02:24,073 You all right? You okay? 951 01:02:24,075 --> 01:02:25,274 Yes. 952 01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:35,418 Aah! 953 01:02:37,989 --> 01:02:40,056 You've got a mean streak. 954 01:02:46,898 --> 01:02:48,765 Come on, Rach. 955 01:02:59,277 --> 01:03:02,045 You all right? 956 01:03:02,047 --> 01:03:03,813 Come on! Come on, let's go! 957 01:03:03,815 --> 01:03:07,283 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! Whoa! 958 01:03:38,316 --> 01:03:39,949 Who is that? 959 01:03:39,951 --> 01:03:41,317 Get out of the way! 960 01:03:43,388 --> 01:03:46,055 Is that a gun? That's a gun. 961 01:03:46,057 --> 01:03:48,725 It's all right, we'll move. 962 01:03:55,133 --> 01:03:56,766 Harry. 963 01:03:56,768 --> 01:03:58,835 Got him. (LAUGHS) 964 01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:03,740 Come on, baby. 965 01:04:04,075 --> 01:04:05,508 Yeah! 966 01:04:05,510 --> 01:04:06,843 See you later, Harry. 967 01:04:06,845 --> 01:04:07,744 All right. 968 01:04:09,481 --> 01:04:11,514 Wee-hoo! 969 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,486 Yeah! 970 01:04:16,488 --> 01:04:19,255 So you want to play games, huh? 971 01:04:20,358 --> 01:04:22,058 Harry. 972 01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:25,862 Okay, I'll play some games, my boy. 973 01:04:31,169 --> 01:04:33,369 (LAUGHS) How's that? 974 01:04:36,174 --> 01:04:37,473 Yes. You all right? 975 01:04:39,110 --> 01:04:40,176 This is getting fun. 976 01:04:41,913 --> 01:04:43,913 Come on! 977 01:04:43,915 --> 01:04:45,381 Yeah! 978 01:04:45,383 --> 01:04:48,451 A tug of war, huh? Two can play at that game. 979 01:04:54,492 --> 01:04:56,292 RACHEL: Uhh! Harry! 980 01:04:58,797 --> 01:05:00,429 Get them! Get them! 981 01:05:00,431 --> 01:05:01,798 Put on your scuba gear, boys. 982 01:05:09,174 --> 01:05:10,273 Get them! 983 01:05:10,275 --> 01:05:13,876 Oh, my God! 984 01:05:16,314 --> 01:05:18,214 Aah! 985 01:05:20,451 --> 01:05:22,952 RACHEL: Let's go! 986 01:05:22,954 --> 01:05:27,456 HARRY: You want to talk about timing? I just joined Triple-A, I swear to God. 987 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:29,592 Harry, watch out for the gate! 988 01:05:29,594 --> 01:05:31,160 Aah! What gate? 989 01:05:31,162 --> 01:05:33,329 (GUARD FIRING GUN) 990 01:05:33,331 --> 01:05:35,498 Whoa! Yeah! 991 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,100 ♪ The claim we hold Is as good as gold, Bonanza! ♪ 992 01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:40,336 Yee-haw! 993 01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:42,571 ♪ Hand by hand We built this land, The Ponderosa Ranch ♪ 994 01:05:42,574 --> 01:05:47,043 (HUMMING BONANZA THEME) 995 01:05:47,045 --> 01:05:49,145 ♪ The claim we hold Is as good as gold, Bonanza ♪ 996 01:05:49,147 --> 01:05:50,179 Yee-haw! 997 01:05:50,181 --> 01:05:52,548 Whoo! 998 01:05:52,550 --> 01:05:55,418 Hey, Rach, remember what you did to that guy back there in the bathroom? 999 01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:57,987 You have to promise me you'll never, ever do that to me. 1000 01:06:51,542 --> 01:06:54,010 Oh, mama, talk to me, baby! 1001 01:06:54,012 --> 01:06:55,611 Talk to me! Oh, Lord! 1002 01:06:55,613 --> 01:06:57,647 Oh, baby! 1003 01:06:57,649 --> 01:06:59,949 I'm so rich I can't stand it! 1004 01:06:59,951 --> 01:07:01,517 Whoo! 1005 01:07:01,519 --> 01:07:03,152 Oh, Lord of mercy! 1006 01:07:03,154 --> 01:07:04,954 Lord of mercy! 1007 01:07:04,956 --> 01:07:06,989 Talk to me! Rach! 1008 01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:10,626 Harry! 1009 01:07:10,628 --> 01:07:12,628 Harry, what's going on? 1010 01:07:12,630 --> 01:07:14,964 Oh, Rach, big news! Big news! 1011 01:07:14,966 --> 01:07:18,334 - What? - Jump into these arms! Come here! 1012 01:07:18,336 --> 01:07:21,270 Oh, see this beach we're dancing around on? We're going to buy it. 1013 01:07:21,272 --> 01:07:23,072 What has gotten into you, Harry? 1014 01:07:23,074 --> 01:07:24,573 Love. Love and money, 1015 01:07:24,575 --> 01:07:26,142 and three winning lottery combinations. 1016 01:07:26,144 --> 01:07:29,211 Stay right here. Yeah! 1017 01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:31,681 ♪ We're going to fly to Rio de Janeiro ♪ 1018 01:07:31,683 --> 01:07:34,050 Look at this. 1019 01:07:34,052 --> 01:07:36,152 Look right there. See that? 1020 01:07:36,154 --> 01:07:39,388 That's the game that Hilda won. I recognize the numbers. 1021 01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:42,291 - So? - All right, now look at the next series. 1022 01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:46,462 25, 32, 8, 13, 39, 3. 1023 01:07:46,464 --> 01:07:50,533 The date, look at the date. It hasn't happened yet. 1024 01:07:50,535 --> 01:07:54,403 It's the next drawing! I can't believe this! This is unbelievable! 1025 01:07:54,405 --> 01:07:56,472 You know the big benefit up on the ship? 1026 01:07:56,474 --> 01:07:58,607 It's worth $56 million. 1027 01:07:58,609 --> 01:08:01,210 Here's what they do. They take the box, 1028 01:08:01,212 --> 01:08:03,713 they attach it to the lottery machine somehow, I'm not exactly sure yet, 1029 01:08:03,715 --> 01:08:05,614 and they take the magnetic balls we found, 1030 01:08:05,616 --> 01:08:07,316 they put them in the appropriate tubes. 1031 01:08:07,318 --> 01:08:09,652 They already know what the numbers and day's going to be, 1032 01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:11,987 they have it all figured out. It's actually beautiful when you think about it. 1033 01:08:11,990 --> 01:08:13,389 Do you think the police will believe us? 1034 01:08:13,391 --> 01:08:15,091 (LAUGHS) What police? 1035 01:08:15,093 --> 01:08:17,493 When we give them the black box and the balls? 1036 01:08:17,495 --> 01:08:20,029 Oh, you're so cute. 1037 01:08:20,031 --> 01:08:22,398 We're not going to give anything to anybody. Least of all the police. 1038 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,134 Don't be silly. What else can we do with that? 1039 01:08:25,136 --> 01:08:29,138 - We're going to buy a ticket. - You can't do that. That's illegal. 1040 01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:32,508 Uh-oh! Okay, let's take a walk. Come on. 1041 01:08:32,510 --> 01:08:35,578 - Harry. - No, come on, I want to talk to you about something. 1042 01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:40,383 You know, I know that you grow up and you think things are a certain way, 1043 01:08:40,385 --> 01:08:41,550 and then things change when you get older. 1044 01:08:41,552 --> 01:08:43,619 It's just the way it is. 1045 01:08:43,621 --> 01:08:47,757 It comes down to this, Rach. Every man's got his price, 1046 01:08:47,759 --> 01:08:51,660 and, you know, chalk mine up to, ooh, $56 million. 1047 01:08:51,662 --> 01:08:53,763 Okay, $28 million. 1048 01:08:53,765 --> 01:08:55,114 They're going to have a ticket, too, I understand that, 1049 01:08:55,115 --> 01:08:56,464 but still, 28's a lot of scratch. 1050 01:08:56,467 --> 01:08:58,034 But do you realize what you're saying? 1051 01:09:00,471 --> 01:09:03,039 Oh, God, please don't let her do this to me. 1052 01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:05,374 Please, I'm asking you. Not now. 1053 01:09:05,376 --> 01:09:07,176 Come on, Rachel, 1054 01:09:07,178 --> 01:09:09,045 this is a chance I've been waiting for my whole life. 1055 01:09:09,047 --> 01:09:10,780 This is a chance to pull my losing streak 1056 01:09:10,782 --> 01:09:13,749 right out of the water. Come on, baby, don't do this to me! 1057 01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:15,618 But it's illegal. 1058 01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:17,686 They don't throw rich people in jail. 1059 01:09:17,688 --> 01:09:19,822 The hell they don't! And if the police don't get you, 1060 01:09:19,824 --> 01:09:22,391 you're going to have to deal with that sweaty guy. 1061 01:09:22,393 --> 01:09:24,460 Do you want to be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life? 1062 01:09:24,462 --> 01:09:26,295 I think you ought to lighten up a little bit. 1063 01:09:26,297 --> 01:09:29,131 As long as we've got the box, we're totally safe. 1064 01:09:29,133 --> 01:09:31,133 Oh? What was that about lacking something? 1065 01:09:31,135 --> 01:09:33,169 I didn't say I was proud. 1066 01:09:33,171 --> 01:09:36,372 Do you know what you lack? You lack character. 1067 01:09:36,374 --> 01:09:37,673 I don't think you understand what's happening. 1068 01:09:37,675 --> 01:09:39,475 Oh. You're just going to forget everything, 1069 01:09:39,477 --> 01:09:42,244 just like that. What about Rigaud? 1070 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:44,180 Hey, in a deal like this, that's the chance you take. 1071 01:09:44,182 --> 01:09:45,314 What about me? 1072 01:09:45,316 --> 01:09:47,483 Harry! 40-60. 1073 01:09:47,485 --> 01:09:50,086 Ohh! Aah! All right, 50-50. 1074 01:09:50,088 --> 01:09:52,822 I was kidding. It's a lottery joke, honey. 1075 01:09:52,824 --> 01:09:57,126 Oh, Rachel, come on! You might like being rich. 1076 01:09:57,128 --> 01:09:58,327 You want to give it a try? 1077 01:09:58,329 --> 01:10:00,496 I don't take blood money, Harry. 1078 01:10:00,498 --> 01:10:04,800 This isn't blood money! That's not blood money! It's fate! 1079 01:10:04,802 --> 01:10:08,637 You can throw your life away if you want to! Go right ahead! 1080 01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:11,140 Oh, come... Rach, don't leave me! 1081 01:10:11,142 --> 01:10:12,508 Don't make me have to decide! 1082 01:10:12,510 --> 01:10:16,579 I hate this! I'm only human! 1083 01:10:16,581 --> 01:10:18,714 You're slime! 1084 01:10:22,453 --> 01:10:24,887 But I'm human slime. 1085 01:10:46,477 --> 01:10:48,244 Come on, let's go. There's people behind you. 1086 01:10:48,246 --> 01:10:50,679 Yeah, yeah. 25, 1087 01:10:50,681 --> 01:10:52,681 32, 1088 01:10:52,683 --> 01:10:54,383 8, 1089 01:10:54,385 --> 01:10:55,618 13, 1090 01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:56,785 39, 1091 01:10:57,455 --> 01:10:59,288 3. 1092 01:10:59,290 --> 01:11:00,422 That's it? 1093 01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:01,490 Yeah. 1094 01:11:01,492 --> 01:11:03,392 Yeah. One ticket? 1095 01:11:03,394 --> 01:11:05,494 Everybody in this town is buying these by the dozen. 1096 01:11:05,496 --> 01:11:07,863 You talk with God or something? 1097 01:11:07,865 --> 01:11:09,498 I may have to after this. 1098 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:11,600 Yeah, you and my mother. 1099 01:11:11,602 --> 01:11:13,302 There. 1100 01:11:29,820 --> 01:11:31,787 Police department. 1101 01:11:31,789 --> 01:11:33,789 Uh, is this the 27th precinct? 1102 01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:35,591 Yes, ma'am. What can I do for you? 1103 01:11:35,593 --> 01:11:38,761 I'd like to report a, um... 1104 01:11:38,763 --> 01:11:41,263 Yes? 1105 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:44,266 Uh, never mind. 1106 01:11:46,337 --> 01:11:47,203 Shit. 1107 01:12:01,219 --> 01:12:02,918 Arnold. 1108 01:12:03,754 --> 01:12:05,854 Arnold? 1109 01:12:06,591 --> 01:12:08,357 Arnold? 1110 01:12:11,529 --> 01:12:13,829 Hello? 1111 01:12:32,483 --> 01:12:34,250 (GASPS) 1112 01:12:52,703 --> 01:12:54,270 Uhh! 1113 01:12:59,977 --> 01:13:01,744 Listen, can we talk? 1114 01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:04,980 Do you talk? 1115 01:13:06,584 --> 01:13:08,317 Uhh! 1116 01:13:08,319 --> 01:13:09,752 Ohh. 1117 01:13:10,921 --> 01:13:12,988 Ohh! Uhh! 1118 01:13:16,427 --> 01:13:19,328 Aah! Listen, I don't have the box! I don't have the box, 1119 01:13:19,330 --> 01:13:20,996 and I don't know where it is. 1120 01:13:21,999 --> 01:13:24,700 I don't have the box, 1121 01:13:24,702 --> 01:13:26,001 but I know where we can get it. 1122 01:13:26,003 --> 01:13:29,705 Oh, don't hurt me. Uhh! Ohh! 1123 01:13:36,013 --> 01:13:38,314 Aah! 1124 01:13:47,825 --> 01:13:49,925 Ohh! 1125 01:14:26,964 --> 01:14:28,030 Eww! 1126 01:14:34,905 --> 01:14:37,005 I could have loved you. 1127 01:14:37,007 --> 01:14:38,440 Ohh! 1128 01:15:03,434 --> 01:15:05,467 Judy, let's get married. 1129 01:15:07,138 --> 01:15:10,806 Let's get married right away, tonight. 1130 01:15:10,808 --> 01:15:14,510 I'll be able to send for you in three months. I'll have the money then. 1131 01:15:14,512 --> 01:15:17,713 Three months? Why the rush to get married now? 1132 01:15:17,715 --> 01:15:20,149 Exactly. 1133 01:15:20,151 --> 01:15:24,153 Well, do you think I'm going to let a funny little redhead run around loose here? 1134 01:15:24,155 --> 01:15:26,655 What if some other fellow came along and... 1135 01:15:26,657 --> 01:15:28,724 Oh, Judy, I've got to have you. 1136 01:15:39,603 --> 01:15:42,171 Until death do us part? 1137 01:15:42,173 --> 01:15:43,906 Oh, it's bullshit. 1138 01:15:43,908 --> 01:15:46,508 Until death do us part. 1139 01:17:29,046 --> 01:17:30,546 Norman! 1140 01:17:31,682 --> 01:17:32,915 Norman, hold on, buddy! 1141 01:17:32,917 --> 01:17:34,750 (MOANS) 1142 01:17:34,752 --> 01:17:36,084 You all right? I got you. 1143 01:17:36,086 --> 01:17:38,987 (MUMBLES) 1144 01:17:39,890 --> 01:17:41,123 Ahh. 1145 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:42,090 You okay? 1146 01:17:42,793 --> 01:17:44,927 What happened? 1147 01:17:44,929 --> 01:17:48,564 They got Rachel. Said they'd kill her if you don't give them the box. 1148 01:17:48,566 --> 01:17:50,632 Meet tonight in Jersey. 1149 01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:38,113 Yeah, it looks fine. 1150 01:18:38,115 --> 01:18:40,148 Go make our fortune. 1151 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:41,850 And drive carefully. 1152 01:18:41,852 --> 01:18:43,085 Nice suit. 1153 01:18:50,127 --> 01:18:51,226 Let her go. 1154 01:18:52,262 --> 01:18:53,795 Oh, Harry. 1155 01:18:58,268 --> 01:19:01,903 Mr. Berg? (GUNSHOT) 1156 01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:04,740 Tragedy must surely be the essence of existence. 1157 01:19:04,742 --> 01:19:06,341 But you made a deal. 1158 01:19:06,343 --> 01:19:09,244 I know. I lied. 1159 01:19:20,691 --> 01:19:22,691 You just shot at your partner. 1160 01:19:22,693 --> 01:19:24,292 So sorry. 1161 01:19:24,294 --> 01:19:27,663 I'll make sure it won't happen again. 1162 01:19:32,069 --> 01:19:34,736 Make your point. 1163 01:19:37,174 --> 01:19:38,974 Do you know what a degausser is? 1164 01:19:38,976 --> 01:19:41,176 No idea. 1165 01:19:41,178 --> 01:19:45,781 It's a little device used to demagnetize metal objects. 1166 01:19:45,783 --> 01:19:48,684 I demagnetized one of the balls, and magnetized another one. 1167 01:19:48,686 --> 01:19:51,019 The final winning number is no longer 3. 1168 01:19:51,021 --> 01:19:55,023 In other words, the ticket you're holding right now doesn't mean shit. 1169 01:19:55,025 --> 01:19:56,825 I feel sick. 1170 01:20:00,330 --> 01:20:04,733 $56 million, and two lives. 1171 01:20:04,735 --> 01:20:06,368 You must be a betting man. 1172 01:20:06,370 --> 01:20:07,736 Gave it up. 1173 01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:11,306 It's a splendid bluff, Mr. Berg. 1174 01:20:11,308 --> 01:20:13,175 Yeah, except I'm not bluffing. 1175 01:20:19,349 --> 01:20:20,949 Shoot him. 1176 01:20:20,951 --> 01:20:22,284 You can't kill him! 1177 01:20:22,286 --> 01:20:23,785 Yeah, shoot me. 1178 01:20:23,787 --> 01:20:24,953 Tell the moron to shoot me. 1179 01:20:24,955 --> 01:20:27,055 Go ahead, shoot me right here, 1180 01:20:27,057 --> 01:20:29,891 and then watch $56 million run out of my brain. 1181 01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:34,429 Tell me more. 1182 01:20:34,431 --> 01:20:36,932 How can I win if the number's changed? 1183 01:20:36,934 --> 01:20:39,334 The ticket booths are closed. 1184 01:20:39,336 --> 01:20:41,036 I already bought the winning ticket. 1185 01:20:41,038 --> 01:20:43,038 I'm holding the winning ticket. 1186 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:46,942 And what if you're lying? 1187 01:20:46,944 --> 01:20:50,212 If I'm lying, you win with the ticket you already own. 1188 01:20:52,883 --> 01:20:54,916 You are a perplexing individual, Mr. Berg. 1189 01:20:54,918 --> 01:20:57,285 Thank you. 1190 01:20:57,287 --> 01:20:59,755 But I wonder if you're really lucky. 1191 01:21:02,793 --> 01:21:06,995 Go with Mr. Berg where he can quickly get his ticket and be closely watched. 1192 01:21:06,997 --> 01:21:10,899 We'll take Ms. Dobs with us to the drawing. 1193 01:21:10,901 --> 01:21:13,869 I expect you both to behave for the sake of the other. 1194 01:21:13,871 --> 01:21:16,037 If you're telling the truth, then we shall have a deal. 1195 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,440 If you're lying, if the last number is 3, 1196 01:21:18,442 --> 01:21:22,110 then it shall be painful. I deplore dishonesty. 1197 01:21:23,547 --> 01:21:25,447 Rach. It's all right, hon. 1198 01:21:25,449 --> 01:21:27,282 In the car, schmuck. 1199 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,500 Put the gun away. You ain't going to use it. 1200 01:21:45,502 --> 01:21:48,336 I like it. It comforts me. 1201 01:21:48,338 --> 01:21:50,305 Don't get too comfortable, you freak. You know why? 1202 01:21:55,112 --> 01:21:57,012 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 1203 01:21:57,014 --> 01:21:57,879 Going for a ride. 1204 01:22:02,085 --> 01:22:05,187 - You slow it down, asshole. - What are you going to do, shoot me? 1205 01:22:05,189 --> 01:22:07,856 - Damn straight, you crazy son of a bitch! - You can't shoot me! 1206 01:22:07,858 --> 01:22:09,524 Stop the car! I'm the $56 million man! 1207 01:22:09,526 --> 01:22:12,160 What's your boss going to say? 1208 01:22:12,162 --> 01:22:13,929 Go ahead and shoot me! 1209 01:22:13,931 --> 01:22:16,231 Shoot me! Shoot me! 1210 01:22:16,233 --> 01:22:20,202 I will, you crazy freak! I'll blow your fucking brains out! 1211 01:22:20,204 --> 01:22:22,571 Fuck you! Pull the frigging trigger! Pull it! Pull it! 1212 01:22:24,174 --> 01:22:25,340 Aah! 1213 01:22:26,076 --> 01:22:27,609 Aah! 1214 01:22:46,964 --> 01:22:50,866 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) 1215 01:23:07,918 --> 01:23:09,618 One thing to remember. 1216 01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:13,388 Human morality disintegrates at the $50 million mark. 1217 01:23:17,895 --> 01:23:19,527 Whew! 1218 01:23:19,529 --> 01:23:21,997 Okay... 1219 01:23:23,567 --> 01:23:26,067 Oh, my God! I'm on the wrong side! 1220 01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:32,207 Hold on, Rach, I'm coming! 1221 01:23:34,044 --> 01:23:35,577 Gotta go! 1222 01:23:52,429 --> 01:23:55,063 (CROWD CHEERING) 1223 01:23:55,065 --> 01:23:57,399 (BAND PLAYING WE'RE IN THE MONEY ) 1224 01:24:05,943 --> 01:24:08,576 Ms. Dobs, I do hope Mr. Berg was telling the truth. 1225 01:24:08,578 --> 01:24:10,545 Don't worry. I trust Harry with my life. 1226 01:24:10,547 --> 01:24:12,047 You are. 1227 01:24:35,672 --> 01:24:37,305 (SHIP HORN BLOWS) 1228 01:24:37,307 --> 01:24:38,707 Aah! 1229 01:24:41,111 --> 01:24:44,579 And now, here is Honest Tom T. Murray. 1230 01:24:44,581 --> 01:24:46,314 (CROWD CHEERS) 1231 01:24:47,684 --> 01:24:51,519 Lotto! Lotto! Lotto! Lotto! 1232 01:24:51,521 --> 01:24:53,521 ALL: Lotto! Lotto! 1233 01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:55,223 Lotto! Lotto! 1234 01:24:55,225 --> 01:24:56,624 Lotto! Lotto! 1235 01:24:56,626 --> 01:24:59,194 Lotto! Lotto! 1236 01:24:59,196 --> 01:25:00,495 Lotto! Lotto! 1237 01:25:00,497 --> 01:25:02,030 Lotto! Lotto! 1238 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,499 Lotto! Lotto! 1239 01:25:04,501 --> 01:25:06,067 Lotto! Lotto! 1240 01:25:17,147 --> 01:25:20,215 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1241 01:25:22,753 --> 01:25:25,286 You got to help me! 1242 01:25:42,205 --> 01:25:49,144 Grandmothers, mothers, fathers, sons and all of the living creatures 1243 01:25:49,146 --> 01:25:51,780 who've anted up, welcome! 1244 01:25:55,485 --> 01:26:00,688 We're here tonight to play lotto! 1245 01:26:00,690 --> 01:26:02,323 (DRUMS BEAT) 1246 01:26:05,062 --> 01:26:08,797 And it's your chance to win, win, win! 1247 01:26:08,799 --> 01:26:11,232 (DRUMS BEAT) 1248 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:15,703 To become, that's right, 1249 01:26:15,705 --> 01:26:18,373 a millionaire. 1250 01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:21,076 (DRUMS BEAT) 1251 01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:25,213 Do you want it? 1252 01:26:25,215 --> 01:26:27,715 CROWD: Yeah! 1253 01:26:27,717 --> 01:26:30,618 I, I can't hear you. 1254 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,253 CROWD: Yeah! 1255 01:26:33,590 --> 01:26:35,423 But I was bluffing. 1256 01:26:35,425 --> 01:26:36,858 I didn't change any of the numbers. 1257 01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:39,327 The last number is still going to be what? 1258 01:26:39,329 --> 01:26:42,464 That's right, 3. 1259 01:26:42,466 --> 01:26:47,836 That's why you have to turn this boat around, Captain Jack, 1260 01:26:47,838 --> 01:26:50,405 because if I don't get back there and stop them, I'm telling you, 1261 01:26:50,407 --> 01:26:52,791 they're going to kill this girl, Rachel. 1262 01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:55,176 Remember I told you about Rachel? Real nice girl? Pretty girl? 1263 01:26:55,178 --> 01:27:01,616 ♪ O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming... ♪ 1264 01:27:01,618 --> 01:27:04,319 It's bigger than you, it's bigger than me, 1265 01:27:04,321 --> 01:27:06,321 it's bigger than the whole city. 1266 01:27:06,323 --> 01:27:08,857 It's an affront to our morals, to our values. 1267 01:27:08,859 --> 01:27:11,259 Hey, they're puking 1268 01:27:11,261 --> 01:27:14,829 all over our sense of fair play here, Jack. 1269 01:27:14,831 --> 01:27:20,201 If you ask me, buster, you may as well just lower the flag down and puke on it. 1270 01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:28,676 That is why you've got to turn this tug around, Jack. 1271 01:27:28,678 --> 01:27:30,512 Not just for me, not just for you, 1272 01:27:30,514 --> 01:27:32,747 not even for Rachel, the woman I love. 1273 01:27:32,749 --> 01:27:34,749 You know who for, Jack? 1274 01:27:35,485 --> 01:27:36,851 For America. 1275 01:27:39,189 --> 01:27:40,755 You've got to turn this tug around 1276 01:27:40,757 --> 01:27:43,258 for the American way. 1277 01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:46,594 Are you saying I wasted 4 bucks? 1278 01:27:46,596 --> 01:27:48,696 Yes! 1279 01:27:48,698 --> 01:27:52,700 Well, let's turn this sucker around! 1280 01:28:00,610 --> 01:28:03,211 It's now time 1281 01:28:03,213 --> 01:28:05,513 to play the largest jackpot 1282 01:28:05,515 --> 01:28:07,815 in history! 1283 01:28:07,817 --> 01:28:09,317 (CHEERING) 1284 01:28:09,319 --> 01:28:14,689 It's time to play lotto! 1285 01:28:23,934 --> 01:28:25,600 I want the money. 1286 01:28:25,602 --> 01:28:28,303 Give me the money. Please, Tommy. 1287 01:28:28,305 --> 01:28:29,737 Darme dinero. 1288 01:28:29,739 --> 01:28:32,407 Come on. Come on. That's it. 1289 01:28:45,455 --> 01:28:47,622 Poor to rich, 1290 01:28:47,624 --> 01:28:49,991 the first number is... 1291 01:29:07,577 --> 01:29:09,577 25! 1292 01:29:09,579 --> 01:29:11,746 (CHEERS) 1293 01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:16,251 TOM: Pauper to prince, 1294 01:29:16,253 --> 01:29:19,420 the second number is... 1295 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,727 32! 1296 01:29:26,596 --> 01:29:29,264 (CHEERS) 1297 01:29:33,670 --> 01:29:38,306 Pizza maker to pizza king, 1298 01:29:38,308 --> 01:29:42,677 the third number is... 1299 01:29:50,687 --> 01:29:53,388 8. 1300 01:29:57,927 --> 01:29:59,527 Can I help you? 1301 01:29:59,529 --> 01:30:01,496 Uh, no. I think I got it. 1302 01:30:01,498 --> 01:30:03,631 Let me see you out that door. 1303 01:30:03,633 --> 01:30:04,999 Aah! 1304 01:30:06,736 --> 01:30:08,936 Open this door! 1305 01:30:08,938 --> 01:30:11,039 TOM: Pauper to lord, 1306 01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:13,374 the fourth number is... 1307 01:30:18,348 --> 01:30:21,916 WOMAN: Number 4! Go, four, go! 1308 01:30:25,855 --> 01:30:27,322 13. 1309 01:30:29,459 --> 01:30:32,093 (SCATTERED JEERING) 1310 01:30:37,067 --> 01:30:39,634 Loser to winner, 1311 01:30:39,636 --> 01:30:43,438 the fifth number is... 1312 01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:56,951 39. 1313 01:30:57,687 --> 01:30:58,953 What is this? 1314 01:30:58,955 --> 01:31:01,055 I don't know. 1315 01:31:01,057 --> 01:31:04,992 CROWD: Fake! Fake! Fake! 1316 01:31:04,994 --> 01:31:07,095 Fake! Fake! 1317 01:31:07,097 --> 01:31:08,996 Indigent to kingpin, 1318 01:31:08,998 --> 01:31:11,532 the sixth number is... 1319 01:31:20,677 --> 01:31:23,544 Fake! Fake! Fake! 1320 01:31:24,714 --> 01:31:26,581 3. 1321 01:31:32,021 --> 01:31:35,656 Gem, get the box! 1322 01:31:42,632 --> 01:31:44,999 Wait! I'm Honest Tom! 1323 01:31:45,001 --> 01:31:48,903 RACHEL: Help me! Help me! 1324 01:31:48,905 --> 01:31:51,706 Help! Help! Help! 1325 01:32:02,952 --> 01:32:04,519 RACHEL: Harry! 1326 01:32:05,855 --> 01:32:07,522 Aah! 1327 01:32:09,526 --> 01:32:10,892 (SCREAMS) 1328 01:32:16,733 --> 01:32:18,666 HARRY: Hey, Rigaud! 1329 01:32:18,668 --> 01:32:21,469 Who taught you to shoot, Ray Charles? 1330 01:32:21,471 --> 01:32:23,671 Come on up. You missed me by a mile. I'll show you. 1331 01:32:23,673 --> 01:32:26,040 (HUMMING BONANZA THEME) 1332 01:32:32,982 --> 01:32:35,116 Aah. 1333 01:32:53,803 --> 01:32:57,605 Stop! 1334 01:32:57,607 --> 01:33:00,775 Stop her! Ooh! Oh! 1335 01:33:14,991 --> 01:33:17,558 Freeze. Put your hands behind your head. 1336 01:34:04,674 --> 01:34:06,807 Hiya. 1337 01:34:08,645 --> 01:34:10,945 This is really a big gun, huh? (LAUGHS) 1338 01:34:10,947 --> 01:34:12,980 Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh! 1339 01:34:12,982 --> 01:34:14,682 Why don't you drop that little gun of yours? 1340 01:34:14,684 --> 01:34:17,885 Otherwise, they're going to be looking for body parts 1341 01:34:17,887 --> 01:34:19,687 all over the midwest. 1342 01:34:19,689 --> 01:34:21,656 Another bluff, Mr. Berg. 1343 01:34:23,159 --> 01:34:25,927 Really, I'm afraid your imagination 1344 01:34:25,929 --> 01:34:29,096 has finally outpaced the possibility of reality. 1345 01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:32,667 Have you ever been to Kansas? 1346 01:34:47,817 --> 01:34:50,084 You think I'm bluffing? 1347 01:34:50,086 --> 01:34:53,754 Go ahead. Look right into my eyes. You tell me what you see, pal. 1348 01:34:55,124 --> 01:34:58,326 I see a dead clown. 1349 01:34:58,328 --> 01:35:00,027 (COCKS GUN) 1350 01:35:00,029 --> 01:35:02,697 Ok. (GUN COCKS) 1351 01:35:02,699 --> 01:35:04,332 Au revoir. 1352 01:35:04,334 --> 01:35:07,702 Aah! 1353 01:35:15,745 --> 01:35:17,244 Aah! Aah! 1354 01:35:17,246 --> 01:35:19,046 Did my eye twitch? 1355 01:35:19,048 --> 01:35:20,281 Aah! 1356 01:35:20,283 --> 01:35:23,150 (LAUGHS) 1357 01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:27,121 (IMITATING BEN CARTWRIGHT) Well, Adam, Little Joe, Hoss, 1358 01:35:27,123 --> 01:35:28,723 let's ride, boys. 1359 01:35:28,725 --> 01:35:29,690 Hyah! 1360 01:35:33,262 --> 01:35:35,129 (SHOUTING) 1361 01:35:35,131 --> 01:35:38,132 MAN: There he is! There's Harry! 1362 01:35:38,134 --> 01:35:40,868 (SHOUTING) 1363 01:35:40,870 --> 01:35:42,703 Yeah! 1364 01:35:46,376 --> 01:35:48,876 MAN: Come on, Harry! 1365 01:35:48,878 --> 01:35:51,212 WOMAN: Harry, what was your first clue that something wasn't right? 1366 01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:53,781 Got it? 1367 01:35:53,783 --> 01:35:56,717 I don't know, I guess I was spending a lot more time 1368 01:35:56,719 --> 01:35:59,253 in the East River than I'm used to. (LAUGHTER) 1369 01:35:59,255 --> 01:36:04,692 Mr. Berg, tell us what it feels like to give up half of $56 million, huh? 1370 01:36:04,694 --> 01:36:07,662 A lot like sticking your head in a blender, ma'am. 1371 01:36:07,664 --> 01:36:09,163 Get the back? 1372 01:36:09,165 --> 01:36:11,666 (SHOUTING) 1373 01:36:20,877 --> 01:36:23,744 MAN: Step aside. 1374 01:36:23,746 --> 01:36:26,914 What made you do it? You know a lot of people wouldn't give up that kind of money. 1375 01:36:26,916 --> 01:36:30,017 Yeah, well, seems to me, if you really want something badly enough, 1376 01:36:30,019 --> 01:36:33,054 you usually have to give something up. If I've learned anything, I learned that. 1377 01:36:33,056 --> 01:36:37,124 I'll tell you who you should be talking to, is this girl, excuse me, this woman 1378 01:36:37,126 --> 01:36:39,193 named Rachel Dobs. 1379 01:36:39,195 --> 01:36:42,430 She's the one that really cracked this thing, and she wants to be a detective, 1380 01:36:42,432 --> 01:36:44,098 and I'm sure it's going to happen now. Thanks a lot! 1381 01:36:47,236 --> 01:36:50,404 That's enough questions for tonight. 1382 01:36:50,406 --> 01:36:53,407 Hey, uh, Sergeant, let me ask you a question. 1383 01:36:53,409 --> 01:36:55,409 Has Rachel Dobs left yet? 1384 01:36:55,411 --> 01:36:58,145 Yep. She left about an hour ago. 1385 01:36:58,147 --> 01:37:01,348 Did she leave any kind of message for me or anything? 1386 01:37:08,424 --> 01:37:11,926 She didn't say anything or, uh, nothing? 1387 01:37:11,928 --> 01:37:13,794 No. Sorry, Harry. Nothing. 1388 01:37:21,037 --> 01:37:24,305 We don't keep the guns loaded and ready, you know? 1389 01:37:25,875 --> 01:37:28,843 WOMAN: Yeah, well I heard... 1390 01:37:38,087 --> 01:37:43,858 (PERSON WHISTLING BONANZA THEME) 1391 01:37:48,064 --> 01:37:51,899 (WHISTLING RESUMES) 103283