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Sarah?

Where have you been?

Around.

Like I said I'd be.

I've been so lonely.

I tried calling, but your housekeeper doesn't speak English.

We don't have a housekeeper.

Details.

It's Braden.

Sorry I haven't called. I didn't really know whether... Anyway,

it's going to be like 105 today, you know?

Perfect day to be in the water. So I'm going to be down surfing at Two Brothers

at around 10 if you want to come by.

Well, here we go. There's still some spaces at this marine biology day camp.

That should keep them busy through August. Okay, what happened to not

structuring them to death?

The heat happened. It reminded me of all the bad stuff that can happen during

summer. Oh, quick. A hot Derek Martha action on the patio.

You know what's amazing?

Two billion years of evolution and flies still don't know the truth about spider

webs.

Oh, there is the issue of the pesky older brother.

I'm from another country.

Oh, I have conquered.

Nobody conquers the zombies from Planet Zordon.

Save your pesky older brother. Well, let's kill him.

It's you. It's me.

How long have you been back?

Two days.

Oh, I wanted to call, but it was so hot.

I couldn't move.

I really missed you.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, you want to spend the rest of the day chilling at Two Brothers?

Oh, I'd love to, but I can't.

I got a job for the rest of the summer, which I'm on my way to.

Oh, really? Where?

Tiki Squeeze.

If you come by, I'll treat you to a super deluxe smoothie.

Well, at least I'll give you the employee discount.

Well, uh...

I gotta...

Well,

I'll see ya. You bet.

It was here, in the dungeon, that the murder was committed.

But, Inspector, the body was found in the drawing room. Aha!

The criminal mind is more clever than you can imagine.

Why can't we just watch TV?

I thought you weren't allowed to watch TV.

At home, yeah.

But how's my mom going to know?

Unless somebody tells.

It was there, in the crypt, that the murderer waited.

Knife in hand. Maybe the knife is still in there.

I don't think you should be going into Johnny's closet.

Don't do that. There isn't really a knife.

Whoa.

Really cool.

Mom would kill you for looking at that kind of picture.

Let me see that.

Derek, it's your aunt.

You got one pretty hot aunt there.

Shut up.

Nobody's looking at it. Derek, I need you to bring up your laundry.

Put it back.

It shouldn't even be in here. Coming in, Ava.

When I see you smile, I know everything's okay. When I hear you

laugh, it's always a brighter day.

Did I do my thing again?

I promise you're with me, we'll be alright.

It's a beautiful day.

It's a beautiful day.

It's a beautiful day.

Such a beautiful day.

When you do that cool cup acting, you just did what you put your weight on.

I don't know. I don't really pay attention.

It's amazing how fast you've gotten that good.

What?

How do you know my name?

If I die right now of embarrassment, will you notify my next of kin?

I thought you were never going to call me.

What are you going to do?

I wasn't sure what we left him.

I know.

How about tomorrow?

Spanish Cove?

Around 8?

In the cave.

Where it's cool.

She's been all over the world.

She's met so many guys.

And you think every one of these guys is some sort of Olympic pro in the sack?

Let me tell you something, Brandon. I don't care where she's been. Sex is the

same in Paris and Shanghai as it is back in Kansas. Amen, brother.

Yeah, well, back in Kansas. I mean, I was going to. I just... I must say,

I'm envious of you.

Envious? Okay, girls, let's keep moving. Even though I'm 17 and still a virgin.

Damn straight.

Seems you've gained a good chance of actually remembering what happened the

first time.

I woke up at the south end of Bondi Beach, with Alice Riley parked out

me, my shorts roasting on the fire pit, a smile on my face, and absolutely no

idea how any of them got there.

Just consider yourself lucky you got to this point in your own sweet time.

With a girl, as I read it, you actually like. What point?

I don't even feel like I'm at a point.

I'm just going out to dinner with you.

Whatever you do, forget about all these other guys.

Beck, it's not an achievement.

It's not a boat you're the captain of. It's the tide that washes you away.

Hey, Ann Ava.

There's a lifeguard training course that starts today at the pier. I called and

there's a place for you, but we have to get there by nine. No, thank you, Ann

Ava. Well, maybe next week, you know, when it cools down.

Next week.

Okay.

Well, what are you going to do today?

Nothing. Nothing.

Stay busy. Okay.

All

right,

hang on.

All right.

Craft pack. Because I hope you know whose responsibility to protect you. I

I got one.

One?

Never, ever underestimate the power of love.

Keep the change.

Hey.

I'm sorry we've done a little pet.

Really? Seems like there are enough dogs working here.

Will you guys cut it out?

Cam, I could really use some help in the back. That dishwasher's acting up

again. Sure, Amber.

Sorry, bedtime.

Did you just happen to forget to tell me who you were working with?

Uh... Look, I gotta work, Nicky.

Come by at four, okay?

Hello there.

Hi, I need a job.

What? Right now, and you don't even have to pay me.

I suppose there's something in the back. No, in the front. It has to be in the

front. I could clean the window.

Nikki, you know, there are laws.

There are work permits, a whole bunch of things I need to sort out. You need to

help me, Jay. I'm desperate. I'm really, really desperate. Okay, okay.

I'll pay you. We'll sort out the work permit thing tomorrow, okay?

Okay, great.

You can start by... Cleaning the windows, right?

Cleaning the windows, right.

Hey, honey.

What's wrong?

Martha's not coming over anymore.

What? How come?

She just said that her mom told her that she couldn't come over tonight.

And when I said, what about tomorrow, she said...

that she was going to be really busy for the rest of the summer.

Why would she do that all of a sudden?

I don't know.

Maybe I should talk to her mom and we could help them patch things up. If you

had a problem with one of your friends and your mom called their mom, how long

do you think it would have taken you to live that down? I wouldn't know what I

was doing. I would just be going down the street and introducing myself to the

parents of one of my nephew's friends. Oh, I once was blind, but now I see.

Derek is just the excuse. You want some lessons from Supermom.

What, lessons on how to build a television -free home environment? How

summer school town fun?

How to make sugar -free snacks that your kids will pretend to love.

Hold on a second here.

Summer school would have been a good idea.

And they do watch too much TV.

And chocolate graham crackers, that's not a breakfast food.

Hey, buddy.

You want to sit with us?

No, thanks.

Drink up, sister.

We're going to pay a visit to Supermom.

Have you ever noticed how nothing in the world makes any sense?

I mean, my parents never bothered to come home.

Yours went to every PTA barbecue ever created, and they never can come home.

Who figured this stuff out?

If you had asked my father, he would have said God.

What would your father have said to three kids losing their parents?

That... God had something planned that we just couldn't see yet.

I wish I had that faith or whatever it is.

Yeah.

You alright?

Yeah.

We're not here, you know.

Where are we?

Rio de Janeiro.

Dancing on the terrace of the Copacabana Palace Hotel.

The palms are swaying in the breeze.

The moon is shining over the bay.

The last samba before the end of the world.

Everybody got home except for you and me.

I think I know why you're here.

And I'm sorry. I should have called you directly. But frankly, I was just too

upset. Really? What were you upset about?

Well, I don't want to make any judgments.

And I find that sometimes I'm a judgmental person and I'm trying really

fight that in myself.

That's awesome.

But... Even though Chris and Martha are very fond of Derek, well, Martha

especially. I'm sure that's no secret.

I just... Well, I just don't feel comfortable with them spending time in

environment.

What environment?

You don't have to get defensive.

No, I'm not being defensive. I just don't know what you're talking about.

Well, I'm not exactly sure about the level of adult supervision in your

I feel like half the time you just leave them with your roommates.

roommates who serve them banana splits for lunch.

Well, Johnny is a big believer in ice cream.

So, Carol, Johnny, Jay, and Susanna are more than friends. They're family. And I

would trust them with the kids 100%. I think if we could just talk about this,

we could get past what's a little bit of ice cream and a whole lot of

misunderstanding. I was hoping I wouldn't have to bring this up.

But...

You're okay.

What were you thinking?

You said you would throw them away.

Well, I did.

Most of them. Come on, I had to keep one of them. We had a pact.

Well, did you throw away the ones you took of me? Yes, easily.

The night you married Beth.

So you kept them that whole time? I mean, you were like... What is wrong

men? Is there ever... a second that goes by that you don't need your ego

stroked? And Johnny, banana splits for lunch. Hey, hey, ice cream, calcium,

bananas, potassium, and chocolate has a lot of things.

Ava, Ava.

This woman is a crab apple.

And since when did you twist yourself into a pretzel about what the crab

of the world think? She's not a crab apple.

She's someone who cares about her children and she'll do whatever it takes

keep them safe.

Martha's mom ever let me see her again?

Well, sometimes things look different to people after they've cooled down.

Why did Johnny have it in his room?

Well, because Johnny took the picture.

It shouldn't have been in this house, Derek. It was a crazy time in my life.

I'm really sorry.

Time is... I don't know.

Like eight?

Ugh.

Dead.

Woo! Here we go. Guys, here we go. Run back!

Three seconds in the end zone.

Score, baby!

Flea flicker! He's open! He's open!

You guys, Braden didn't come home last night.

Well, you know, Braden, he's going to be fine. Most likely better than fine. You

think?

Okay, somebody better tell me what's going on. Possibly some very big stuff.

How big?

Oh, I'd say something you do only once in your lifetime big.

What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're so hot. I guess I just kind of fell asleep at the beach last night.

Any change left from last night?

No.

Touchdown. Are you kidding me?

What did you do when he told you his plans? Did you just slap him on the back

and give him a high five?

And a few condoms.

A few?

What were we supposed to do? Tell him not to do it? Maybe.

Enter if you dare.

Hi. Hey.

What happened last night?

Nothing.

I, um... I get the feeling that you weren't alone.

Hey, Braden, could you look at me? Because if you think this is

you... Yes, it happened.

With Sarah.

Braden, I think you're too young.

I don't think so.

That's because you're too young.

You know, sex is different for girls. It really means a lot to us. We have

expectations.

She's given you the most precious gift her body can give you.

Braden, sex is not about conquest.

It's about trust and connection.

What do you think I am?

I mean, this all happened because we do connect.

I mean, I like her. I like her a lot.

Do you like her enough to keep her safe? We obviously use protection.

Which only works as birth control 90 % of the time. I mean, do you like those

odds? And what about disease?

And Ava, what do you want me to do?

I would like for you to talk to me.

Could you talk to your parents about this kind of stuff? Heck no.

Are you kidding?

I just, I want you to know that no matter how embarrassing it gets for

one of us, I just want us to keep talking.

Okay.

What? I can't.

I held you when you were a baby. I mean, you were 45 minutes old, you little...

Stop, Annie. Right in my hand.

Please just stop.

Please be careful.

I will.

That's an extremely clean window, Nikki.

Well, the better people can see through it, the more they'll buy.

I'm sure Cameron would be interested in the idea of his little friend spying on

him. Yeah, well, FYI, I'm working.

Right. Don't you think it's sad that you have to get a job where Cameron works

just so that you can hang with him? It's pathetic, actually.

FYI, I got Cam the job. Any other paranoid delusions?

Nikki! Thought you could help me in the back?

Bye.

Suspicion is a self -fulfilling prophecy.

Like in Othello, Desdemona was as faithful as a rock. But the more

Othello got, the more he pushed her away.

And you know how that ended.

Hello? Hey.

Oh, hi.

I can't believe how hot it is. You want to go down to Two Brothers?

Oh, that sounds great, but I'm meeting somebody at Ricochet. Oh, really? Yeah,

heard the swell up there is awesome right now.

It's something I planned like a million years ago.

Oh, okay. Well, you want to hang out later? I mean, you know, we don't have

do anything. We could just hang.

This whole week's really crazy, but really soon, okay?

Oh, okay.

All right, well, I'll talk to you later then. You better.

Hey, Nikki.

Nikki.

Why are you and Amber such a hard time?

She called me. Said you were kind of mean to her.

What?

Look. Nikki, no, no. Listen, Nikki. What?

It's just I like hanging out with you.

But. What?

You're making me kind of nervous. You're always on me. It's like you're

monitoring my attention level every second.

I can't just be.

I'm not monitoring anything. I mean, Amber's just... Amber is my friend.

I thought I made it pretty clear that you're more than that.

I don't need to keep worrying about how secure you feel.

Right? I've got enough freak out in my life with my parents.

Life is so weird.

When I was away, I couldn't wait to see you again.

And now I just don't know if it's going to work out.

It's not just the picture. It's what it brings up. How much of what I've done in

my life seemed like such a brilliant idea at the time.

Mom, Laura and I are going to the mall now with her father.

We'll be back in a couple hours.

Bye.

Oh, hi, Miss Gregory.

Hi, Ms. Rexford.

My mom said I was okay.

Martha.

Hello.

Hello, Carol McFarlane. Hi. I am so sorry that things got a little tense

night. I'm sure we can be adults about this all the way around.

I'm sure we can.

Well, that's why I know that you'll understand why I need to make this call.

Is Martha over there with Derek right now?

Hello? Um, no, Derek is playing in his room by himself.

And we haven't seen Martha.

I see.

Thank you.

Anytime.

I had absolutely no right to do that. I would kill somebody if they did that to

me. Eh, true.

I want it back.

Join the club.

Look, Nikki, first thing you gotta do is fess up to whose fault it is that you

lost him.

Amber! Oh, okay, so it's the girl in the mirror.

What do I do?

Well, it's the same as when Erica tells me what to do when I'm messing up on a

wave. I figure out what I'm doing, I just do the opposite.

The opposite of what?

Being nasty to Amber isn't going over very well with Cameron.

Yeah? So you're saying that I should... Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no! How can I make friends with her if it makes my teeth

just to look at her?

You want him back?

Sir!

I'm sorry.

I hear somebody else.

No, Ock Pally, look who it is.

No. We should call him over. No, absolutely not. I'm going to call him

no, no.

How's it going? Doing great.

I'm Callie, and this is Adam.

Or his head, anyway.

Good to see you guys again.

Want to help?

It's our monument to the transient nature of all human endeavors.

Sure. Why not?

I know this is majorly for eight -year -olds, but I really didn't get to do it

growing up in Nebraska, so... We're in Nebraska.

Unless you had car trouble on the highway 136 and had to get off somewhere

the Kansas border. No place you've ever heard of.

Bloomington?

Franklin. But that's pretty damn close.

How did you know? I just moved here from Hogarth County. No way in hell.

Did you go to Kennedy High? Yeah, I did.

Animatronic blondes of the world unite.

Actually, that's who I came here to meet.

We're moving foot from mouth.

Assuming I still have feet. It's okay.

I'll see you guys later.

Brayden, hi.

Uh, this is Max. Max Brayden.

Dude.

Say what? I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.

You don't have to leave. It's alright.

I gotta work anyway.

What was that?

Who was it?

A friend of mine.

Look, Sarah.

Last night.

Was wonderful.

Incredibly wonderful, but...

It doesn't mean that we signed an exclusivity contract.

I know that. I know.

Don't worry about it. It's okay.

I'll see you around then.

That certainly helps us.

Yeah.

Look who's coming back.

Hey, you want to grab some coffee at the promenade or something?

Yes.

Great, great. So, five o 'clock, Sandy Bob?

Sounds great, partner.

Great, I'll see you then.

Captain,

Frenchman Award, three degrees up the stubborn bow.

Man, the gun's in some westerly.

Show me what you bought from Chris. It's all your own. It cost me 50 cents.

It's got, like, 100... Kohler copied it!

50 cents, okay?

Okay. I'll handle him.

She didn't want the whole world to see him. Why'd she take it off for the

camera?

Who else did he steal the pictures to? Nobody. I swear.

I swear.

Here,

let me help you with that.

Having a bad day?

I hate this.

I hate it. I hate the seat. I hate pomegranate syrup. I hate the judge for

giving my mom custody of me. I hate everything.

Including me.

Not too far down the list.

Speaking of your existence, what do you want?

Well, to tell you that, I just woke up from a nightmare, and I realized that

nightmare was me.

Oh, that's very, like, like I'm fooled by that drink.

Do you want to get some ice cream?

Are you buying?

Yes. Then I'm eating.

But whatever you're trying to pull, I'll tell you right now, it's not going to

work.

I'll take my chances.

I hope I didn't really hurt him.

It's about time somebody taught Chris a lesson. Derek, I should really be upset

with you for resorting to physical violence.

But you're not.

I didn't say that.

I was, um, I was thinking maybe we should send Martha home before her

mother. Oh, please, I will outrage her and her psycho little kid.

feeling that I'd find Martha here.

Mom, it was my fault. I told him I was okay.

You might have called to check that out, Ava.

Just like you might have called to see if Chris was okay after Derek beat him

up. It's a miracle he didn't have a broken nose. Oh, please. He's 18 pounds.

What kind of damage could he do? Susanna, um, Carol, uh, Derek is very,

sorry, and I know he would like to apologize to, to Chris. Not about

Ava. Chris is going to be all right.

I think the question that you should be asking yourself is whether or not Derek

is. Before I would be even near ready to let Martha play with him again, I'd

like to know that you're getting that child some help. Actually, I think Chris

is the one who needs your... Johnny, Carol, we're very sorry. No, I'm sorry

any of this had to happen.

Martha, we're going home. No! We're going home.

We grew up 40 miles away from each other. You went to high school with half

people I went to kindergarten with, but we had to come all the way here to

finally meet each other. Can I ask you something really important?

What? Was Jason Lewis as big of a weirdo when he was six as he is now? Be on!

He's bigger than me.

Somebody told me to give this to you.

What's wrong?

Um, a friend of mine needs to talk to me for a second.

I'll be right back, all right? Wow, is he okay? Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back.

I was so horrible to you.

I was scared.

I do that sometimes.

I'm trying not to be that way anymore, but it's so hard to change.

Let's go to the cave, okay?

I want to find the exclusivity club, if you do.

I'm with a friend right now. Then come later.

I'll be there.

Is your friend okay? You want to get some ice cream? Ice cream? You're like

that. Great.

Hi. Is Nikki still here? Left a while ago.

You're not just seeing that because she doesn't want to see me.

Now, that would be a lie.

All right, thanks.

Do you ever think that, you know,

girls fighting with each other is what guys want? That way we're not talking

about them.

That's what scares them.

If they knew how right they were to be scared, they would die on the spot.

Like, if Cameron knew the things that could be said about him?

Oh man, starting with that.

I'm Cameron, please let me smile.

Don't you think it's a little coincidental that it's the exact same

everybody? Totally.

You have to ask yourself.

What is underneath?

A person with a backbone of a... of a... of something with absolutely no

backbone.

It's the most wonderful jellyfish in the entire ocean.

Did my Aunt Ava ever tell you the story about how my parents met?

It was at homecoming dance in junior high, and when my dad told my grandma

he'd just met the girl he was going to marry, grandma said, how could you

possibly know that?

But he just said, she is my one and only.

One and only means one and only.

What if Martha was mine, and now she's gone, and that was my only chance?

Do you think she's your one and only?

Then nothing will keep you a possible.

What if she finds somebody else can't happen not if she's your one and only

Hi

Carol, I was wondering if I could talk to you

I was very disappointed to see Martha at your house today.

Yeah, I have a confession to make.

I lied to you when you called. I knew Martha was there, and I'm sorry it was a

big mistake.

If I could just come in and talk to you, I... What is it you'd like to say?

Look, my kids have lost... I can't believe I'm calling them that, but I am.

My kids have lost everything.

And I ask myself every day if I'm doing the right thing for them.

And I know when you came to our house, you saw a lot of chaos, but there's so

much love there. I mean, love, quite frankly, when I was a kid growing up, I

didn't know that much love was possible.

Carol, why don't you ask Chris what happened?

I mean, ask him where he got the picture, and I'm sure if he... Please,

going to listen to any more of that.

I can't believe I'm here with you.

Yeah? Why is that?

Because of all the times I wished I was.

Did I just say that?

Rio de Janeiro.

What?

Look, I'm sorry.

I have to go.

What did I do? Nothing.

Nothing.

You're great.

You're amazing.

I just... I just have to go.

No matter what troubles come in the window, the smell of apples

baking in the oven will always chase them out the door.

Martha, you can go play with Derek.

Carol, I'm really glad you came by.

I talked to Chris, and I'm very sorry about what he did.

It's not a nice thing, thinking that your child could act like that, and

wondering what you might have done to make it happen.

Do I have your guarantee that there isn't anything else in this house that I

wouldn't want Martha to stumble across?

Well, we'll do our best.

You know, we were just in the middle of making breakfast. Would you like to join

us? Oh, no, no.

No, thank you. My husband's at home waiting for his breakfast.

I like the day we took those pictures.

Yeah. Yeah.

I like that day a lot.

If I had a, you know, a Groundhog Day kind of thing happen and I got to choose

which day of my life I could live over and over again for eternity,

well, I do have a safe deposit box in a bank downtown

and nobody...

has a key except me.

And the story begins all over again.

You could even wish him well next year.

Still you are the only thing I fear. You give me

chills.

You give me chills.

You give me chills.