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Inherited will...

The tide of the times... People's dreams...

These things cannot be stopped.

As long as people seek the answer of freedom,

these things will never cease to be!

I only believe in the future-- I don't care if anyone laughs

That racing passion makes you shine

It's too bright, but I want to gaze at it

I sense "aesthetics" somewhere

I'm really, really stuck on you

I follow, follow in the footsteps of a dream that resembles no one

Until I dramatically get it

Believe In Wonderland!

I'm going to catch, catch the shape of a dream no one can see

I'm going to go with you, so passionate feelings

I don't really need everything to add up

Rather than run-of-the-mill daily life,

run for paradise instead

Believe In Wonderland!

I can't fall in a place like this. I've got an important mission...

How pitiful...

...losing against just one swordsman...

Mr. 5! Miss Valentine! Why are you here?!

You really have no idea?

There're criminals here that are big enough for the boss

to send us here to deal with.

These're the boss' words: "They've found out my secrets."

Of course, I don't even know what kind of secrets they are, but...

So, when we very carefully investigated who learned his secrets...

Oh boy, we found out that a VIP

from a certain kingdom sneaked into Baroque Works.

They know! It's all over!

Die! Igarappappa!

I won't let you lay a finger on our princess!

On my name as Squad Captain of Alabasta Kingdom Security!

Igaram!

Igaram, Squad Captain of Alabasta Kingdom Security!

And Princess Nefertari Vivi!

In the name of the Baroque Works' boss, we'll eliminate you two.

"All-Out Battle! Luffy vs. Zoro, Mysterious Grand Duel!"

Damn...

And I left Luffy down there, too.

Quickly, Vivi-sama! Please escape!

Igaram!

Igaram!

It's no use!

You monsters!

You're a princess, Miss Wednesday?!

Quit being dumb, Mr. 9!

This is one screwed-up night! You guys can do whatever you want!

V-Vivi-sama...

Igaram! Are you all right?!

Vivi-sama! Never mind me! Just please... escape from here!

For our motherland...

Without you, our kingdom of Alabasta will be...

Please! Hurry!

You think you can escape from us?

Don't mess with me!

I'm having a hard time swallowing what's going on here,

but we've been a pair for a long time.

I'll buy you some time!

Get going, Miss Wednesday!

Mr. 9!

Pretty manly, wouldn't you say?

Bye-bye, baby!

Hot-blooded Bat...

Mr. 9!

All we need is the will to accomplish our missions.

A pathetic sense of camaraderie will only bring about death.

Time to learn that the hard way! Nose Fancy...

...of Guts!

...Cannon!

Mr. 9!

Whoa, now! That's some dangerous snot he's got!

What the hell?!

Sir Swordsman!

Upon seeing your skill, I have a request, unreasonable as it may be!

Yeah, right! Screw that! Let go of me!

As both of those people possess Devil Fruit powers, I can't stop them!

Might I ask you to protect the princess in my place?!

Please!

Huh?!

Karoo! Run!

There she goes.

She can't get away from us. Let's get her, Miss Valentine!

Right, Mr. 5!

If you can safely deliver the princess

to the great kingdom of Alabasta far east of here...

...I promise that you will be rewarded immensely!

I humbly beg of you! Please, keep the princess safe!

Screw that! You were trying to kill us until just a minute ago!

Don't make me cut you some more!

Is this "immense reward" for real?

I'll take up that offer! How does one billion Berries sound?

Nami!

O-One billion Be--?!

Ma-ma-ma...

I thought you were asleep?

Come on, now.

Who in their right mind would sleep carelessly

in an overly suspicious town that welcomes pirates?

It was all an act! A-C-T, act!

I could keep on going if I wanted!

That so?

Ma-ma-ma...

So, will you promise us the one billion, Squad Captain?

If you don't ask for our help, your princess probably will die...

A mere soldier like me can't promise such large sums of money...

You're not suggesting a princess is worth less than that, are you?

Pay it.

Now she's threatening him!

In that case, if you're willing to safely deliver the princess there,

it would be best if you negotiate the terms with her directly!

Meaning I gotta start by saving her, huh?

Even as we speak, her life is in danger!

Alright, then. I'll save your princess for now.

Okay! Go get her, Zoro!

Yeah, right, you idiot!

Why do I have to go along with your money-making schemes?!

Geez, you're so stupid!

My money is mine, but my contracts belong to all of you!

That's the kind of logic a bully would use!

What's the big deal?! All you gotta do is cut those guys down!

I don't like bein' used, unlike that idiot cook!

You're just afraid you can't beat them!

What?! Just try saying that some more!

You're just afraid you can't beat them!

Bathroom.

Quit repeating that crap!

Hey, now. Have you forgotten? You owe me money.

Huh?! I don't owe you nothin'.

I lent you 100,000 Berries for some swords in Loguetown.

I gave you the 100,000 right back!

Someone gave me some swords, so I didn't use the money!

But you did agree to pay me back 300%-- 300,000 Berries total.

There's something I wanna buy.

Sure, I can lend you money! If you pay me back 300%!

You haven't paid back the other 200,000 Berries yet.

I gave you the 100,000 Berries back the same day! Gimme a break!

Nope!

Can't you keep even a single promise?

Do what I say, and maybe I'll call us even!

D-Dammit! You're not gonna die a good death, you know!

Yeah. I'm going to Hell.

Damn woman!

Thanks a bunch!

I'm so ashamed...

If only I'd been stronger, I could have protected the princess!

Don't worry about it! He's insanely strong!

If anything should happen to the princess-- to Vivi-sama...

...the kingdom of Alabasta would be finished...

She must live!

Run! Run, Karoo!

There's a ship docked behind the cactus rocks!

We're going to use it to escape from this island!

And then we'll go to Alabasta!

Much better! Now for more sleep!

What in the world?!

Hurry, Karoo!

Karoo! Stop!

Mr. 5...

They've found us! Karoo! This way! Hurry!

Such pointless struggling.

Miss Monday!

Go on. You can get to the ships through here.

I'll hold them off here!

But...

Thanks to that freakishly strong swordsman,

we're all going to get punished for failing our mission anyway.

Plus I'd much rather get my butt kicked shielding a friend.

C'mon, what're you standing around for?!

If you get killed, Mr. 8 and Mr. 9's sacrifices will be for nothing!

Get going!

Thank you.

First Mr. 9, and now you...

...Miss Monday?

I won't let you pass. I bet my pride on it!

You're so funny!

You're a disgrace...

...to Baroque Works!

Miss Monday...

Miss Monday...

I'm a "bomb man"-- I can make my entire body explode.

Thanks to this Bomb-Bomb Fruit power,

there is no mission I haven't completed!

Using my Kilo-Kilo Fruit power,

I'll bury that backstabbing Miss Monday into the ground!

I'm able to change my body weight at will!

Right now I'm light enough to be lifted by the wind!

But now it's time to get heavy!

2 kilograms... 3 kilograms...

5 kilograms... 10 kilograms... 100 kilograms...

1000 kilograms!

10,000 Kilogram Press!

Well? Do you still think you could survive that?

There is no possible escape from us.

I will survive... I will return...

I will return to Alabasta alive!

Take this! Nose Fancy...

...Cannon!

Mr. Bushido!

T-The street!

Who's he?

I cut his booger!

Damn you! You never give up!

Now, of all times!

Don't get hasty. I'm here to rescue you.

Eh? Me?

Say...

What is Baroque Works, anyway?

A secret crime syndicate.

None of its members knows their boss' face or name.

Its main work is espionage, assassination, larceny, and bounty-hunting.

It's all done at their boss' command.

Why would they listen to their boss, whose identity they don't know?

Baroque Works' ultimate objective is the founding of an ideal nation!

Everyone who does well within the company now

will be guaranteed a high social standing within the ideal nation

that the boss will be creating before long.

I see...

The boss's codename is Mr. 0.

In other words, the closer a person's codename is to zero,

the higher that person's future standing will be...

...and more than anything, the stronger they are!

The strength of those from Mr. 5 and above is especially incredible.

So you're the swordsman who cut down

all of the lowly employees in this town.

Why would you want to protect the princess of Alabasta?

I got some circumstances of my own, you see...

Well, no matter. You're our enemy, one way or the other.

You're in our way.

Yeah! He is!

There you are!

Zoro!

Now what?!

Luffy! Thanks, but I don't need any help!

Or does that wench got you in debt, too?

I'm gonna make you pay for what you did! Let's fight!

Huh?!

What nonsense are you spewing this time?!

Shut up! I'm gonna kick your ass for being such an ingrate!

Ingrate?!

That's right!

Hey! What happened?! Who did this to you?!

Your green-haired swordsman friend...

What?!

Everyone in town welcomed us and gave us lots of yummy food!

But you cut down every last one of them!

Well, yeah, but...

You will pay for this!

W-What a dull-headed person!

Internal strife, huh? Talk about lame.

Let's just get rid of everyone who interferes with our mission!

Hold on, Luffy.

Listen to me. They were actually bounty-hunt--

Don't make excuses!

What?!

Are you trying to kill me?!

Yeah! Die!

Dammit! Listen to me!

Hey!

That idiot!

He's serious!

Mr. 5.

It doesn't seem like they're here to stop us.

It would seem not.

Then let's accomplish our mission quickly.

Our mission to eliminate Princess Vivi of the Kingdom of Alabasta.

Why, you! Quit running away!

H-Hold on, Luffy! Hear me out!

Let's do it, Miss Valentine!

Yes, Mr. 5!

Quit screwing around, dammit!

That dumbass!

Now you guys've really gotten in our way!

Ugh! What the heck's going on?!

If you two wanna kill each other that badly,

then we'll kill you both ourselves while we're at it!

'Kay?

Now I'm really annoyed!

Time to die at the hands of my Kilo-Kilo Fruit power!

Get ready! As I ride this explosive blast, I weigh only 1 kilogram!

Mr. Bushido! You have to dodge! She's...!

Shut up!

This isn't the time for that right now!

That was a good workout! Finally managed to digest that food!

M-Mr. 5?! No way!

He took out a Baroque Works officer agent?!

Now I can fight for reals.

Hold on, Luffy.

Here I come!

Calm down and hear me out.

I can change to 10,000 kilograms!

Everyone in town was a bounty hunter.

Our enemy, in other words.

Hey! Don't ignore me!

Liar! Enemies wouldn't give us food to eat!

Take this! 10,000 Kilogram Press!

Luffy.

Looks like trying to talk sense into you is pointless.

You dumb dimwit!

In that case, I'm gonna fight to kill, too!

Don't regret it when you die!

Sounds great to me!

Hold on! What's going on?!

Weren't these two people friends?!

Gum-Gum...

Oni...

..Giri!

...Bazooka!

This is the perfect chance to see which is stronger,

brute force or swordsmanship!

Yeah! Let's find out once and for all!

Tatsu-Maki!

Gum-Gum...

...Pistol!

What now?

I want to escape, but will we be all right if we pass through here?

Damn it!

The title of Baroque Works Officer Agent will be shamed

if we let these guys make fools of us!

Mr. 5! Let's show them how truly terrifying we can be!

Let's do it, Miss Valentine!

Yes, Mr. 5!

Don't mock us! We're Baroque Works Officer Agents!

Quit being so damn annoying!

You're interfering...

...with our fight!

You've got me!

Ah, gentle song

Make it there for us

After a wave washed away that little sand castle

You looked up at the passing clouds with a sad smile

If you find the world is full of enemies,

I've got your back

Don't lose faith

You've got me!

Ah, my love

I'll hold you in my arms forever

You've got me!

Who decided she's coming with us?!

Now we'll have lots more people after us!

I'm so excited!

We're lucky!

It feels like we've hit the big time now!

Do you guys even understand?! We're in big trouble!

Oh, come on. We've already decided to take Vivi with us!

You will compensate me in full, just so you know!

On the next episode of One Piece!

"Deliver Princess Vivi! The Luffy Pirates Set Sail"

I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!