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THE HIDE-OUT PART II

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- How did you get on last night?

- Oh, I don't know what's wrong with them right now,

must be anxiety or stress...

I'm just not getting anything.

- Every night they just read detective stories...

...while we get brushed aside.

- How you do overcome this?

- We don't... I just wank.

- Hello. Can we help you?

- I've been informed of a case of noxiousness in the neighborhood.

- There must be some mistake... you probably got a wrong address.

- May I take a look? - Please, come in.

Please, come in. - Thank you.

- Follow me... this way, please.

- Please take a seat.

Tell me, ma'am, a social worker is a bit like a doctor, isn't it?

- Well, maybe a little, I guess.

I did study medicine. Why do you ask?

- Well, we both have a problem, actually.

I mean, a big problem.

- In fact, size is the issue.

- Why? What's the matter?

- Well, it concerns our men...

- Are you married?

- No, but it makes no difference.

- As I was saying, it concerns our men.

- Oh, they're nice enough, you know?

They're handsome, they're smart...

they read, you know?

- What do they read about?

- I don't know... - The S.A.S.?

- What?

- S.A.S.? - Yes, that's it...

they love S.A.S stories...

so, they're very smart.

- Anyway, let's get to the point.

- Well, here we have it...

how can I put this?

We're not getting anything.

- What do you mean, "not getting anything"?

What does this refer to?

- Not getting anything, not getting anything...

it means... well...

we're having fun, of course.

On a motorcycle, they're experts,

in a car, they're champions.

They're serious, hard-working, but,

in bed...

they're hopeless.

- What do you mean, "hopeless"?

- Well, let me explain.

First up, their dicks are ridiculously small.

When you hold it like that, it's just flop... flop... flop!

What do you want me to do with this, ma'am?

- Me? Nothing.

- It just flops about!

- Are you sure?

- I've tried everything, every damned trick in the book...

accelerated learning methods,

I've tried everything,

and flop!

Well, of course, from time to time... on a Sunday afternoon, after a nap...

he sometimes manages to. But take it from me, ma'am,

as my friend said, we're just not getting any.

- Have you really tried everything, ma'am?

Your case is interesting, you know?

It's almost pathological.

- I'm telling you, ma'am,

it's just flop... flop... flopping little failure.

- There is a solution, reserved for only the most desperate cases.

Here it is...

behold: a real penis looks like this,

more or less,

more or less,

more or less.

- Wow! Could you tell us how it's used?

- Pl... pl... please?

- Oh, please!

Let's have a demonstration!

- Oh, please!

- Well, if you insist... okay!

- Damn, that's good!

Damn, that's good...

- I can't believe it! - God, it's superb!

You went the extra mile this time!

- You like it? - A real beauty.

- All that leather... - What a shine!

- I can't believe it!

Can't wait to see you drive it.

- That's first-rate gear. - We'll have to change the plates.

- Wonderful! - Unbelievable!

What a color! I'd sure like to make love in here.

Oh, my!

That's some dashboard! My God...

Hey, you getting in?

- Hold on, I'm coming.

- Look at this, Willy.

- Yeah. - What a beauty!

- You look ready for take-off.

Let me in! Move your ass!

- It's so beautiful! - It looks like an airplane!

Look at all those switches, all those buttons.

Oh, shit!

- Yeah, go on...

Yeah, fine radiator grille...

That's first-class stuff.

- Don't get so excited! Stop fidgeting!

- Could you drive it?

- Yes, I think I could.

- Oh, my...

it's so beautiful.

-Fuck! These wheels give me a hard-on! -Just look at this grille!

- That's nice!

- Hey, Riton, Willy...

Are you coming? Let's go for a ride!

- Fuck, it's a real blast!

That's 90 grand on resale.

- Oh dear, why don't they get going?

They're still polishing it.

- Hey, guys, let's go for a ride. I really want to.

- Come on, Willy. - Careful, we might get busted...

-we'll have to change the plates. - Who cares?

That's one hell of a chariot, for sure.

- Fuck yes!

- "First and last name of the taxpayer"

DuvaL

Henri... that's N-R-I. - What the hell are you doing?

- My tax return. - "Name and address of your employer"?

Yeah...

Trappes.

R-A-P-P-E-S.

- They're a pain in the ass, always asking us for dough.

- "Occupation or company name"?

Well...

"Occupation or company activity"...

Pimp.

P-I-M... that's right... P-I-M-P

"Company address as stated on the return"...

God, I can't believe it!

- Hey, Riton! Listen to this.

"Dr. Robert Chartam, sexologist and marriage counselor..."

- You're really starting to piss me off.

- Let me finish!

"...says that for over 20 years, 90% of the issues that arise..."

- Come, have a look!

"In a household could be avoided..."

"If one of the spouses knew the techniques of physical love."

"Men and women can learn at any age..."

"How to avoid..." -Nonsense!

- "Routine and sexual fatigue!“

"These are real lessons in love..."

- So what? That doesn't prove anything, right?

"...focusing on the twelve positions and their variants."

"Will the recent law..." - These guys are nuts!

- "Setting the age of consent at 18..."

"Hasten the sexual emancipation of young people?"

"The question remains and all we have to go on..."

"Are those statistics in the Simon report."

- 69?

You mean 67? -"69% of men..."

It says so here! -"and 43% of women..."

- Nonsense! You're crazy!

- “Had their first intercourse before reaching 21

- Well, maybe... - "19 for men, 21 for women."

"This merits a sociological study". Signed Pierre Hahn.

- Hello, Doctor... Mrs. Duculot gave us your address.

- Who? - Mrs. Duculot from Meaux, you know her?

- Oh yes, I see.

What brings you here, then?

- Well, it's a rather embarrassing matter.

I don't know how to put it...

- I'm used to it.

- Well, here it is, Doctor. We're more or less married.

Do you get it?

- Common-law marriage,

is that how they say it?

- What are you suffering from?

- To tell you the truth, Doctor, we're not suffering from anything,

the trouble lies with, how shall I put it?

Our companions.

- What's happening to them?

- That's the point, nothing is happening to them.

- No matter how hard we try, no matter how eager we are,

nothing happens.

- Ejaculation precox...

precox... indeed.

- You mean they come right away? Is that what you mean?

- Exactly.

- Absolutely not, Doctor.

Truth be told,

they don't come at all.

- We can't maintain...

what's the word in your scientific jargon?

- An erection.

- You mean they're not getting hard, right?

- How old are they?

- About thirty years old.

- Both of them?

- Both of them.

- Both of them, Doctor.

- Do you know how to use this?

- No, I don't.

- I'm not surprised.

- Say, Willy...

it seems our chicks aren't happy.

- Can you figure it out?

- I can't.

- They have it all, though--

Dough, a roof over our heads,

-so? - We could steal a car for them?

- Do you understand? IdonT,

and what's more, they've been sharing it all with the neighbor.

Do you have a solution?

- I have no idea. - We have to do something.

Can you even hear me?

- Alright, come here.

Jerk me off a little.

You will perform fellatio.

Not bad, yes, keep it up...

touch me.

Yeah, that's good.

Wait, let me help you.

I'm going to pull out my cock... wait, don't move.

Here, go ahead.

Blow me.

You're not too bad at that.

Go on, eat me.

Yeah.

Not bad.

Go for it, you little bitch!

Go ahead, and you, jerk me off at the same time.

There, like that.

Jerk me off,

and you, suck on it, hurry up,

come on, speed up...

That's good, huh? You like it, don't you?

Come on, you bitch!

You see, it doesn't work with your guys,

but it works with me, right?

Doesn't it?

Jerk me off like that, go on.

Let's have a good handjob,

and you, suck me off again, come on.

Come on, suck me,

like that,

that's good.

You suck good, you little slut.

You like that, don't you?

Can you feel my big cock?

Oh, yeah...

Your turn now.

You suck well too.

Come on, suck it up, suck it bitch.

Here, look, you see? It's good like that.

Can you feel my big cock?

It feels good, you like it?

Come on, suck me good.

There, like that, go on.

Go on, deeper! Push it in, that's it.

Come on, bitch, jerk me off, at the same time-- jerk me off!

There you go.

Come on, suck it, it's good, eh?

You're not used to it, are you?

You're getting horny, aren't you?

You're getting horny, aren't you?

Go on.

Come here, you too.

There, now you're both sucking my cock, that's good.

You're starting to enjoy it, eh?

This is really starting to work out.

Both of you, like that!

You two like blowing me, don't you, bitches?

Come on, you can blow me too-- there, that's good.

There... you're doing fine.

You see? Take a look.

Swallow it all, there.

Go ahead, swallow it.

Yeah.

There... not bad.

You like it, don't you?

Goon...

suck it, suck, suck...

- No, that's not the answer! - It's written down!

- No, that book has no answers... no way!

- Look! - Are you kidding me?

- Doctor Masochist... - It's a joke!

- He's a famous shrink... - So what?

- A big-wig.

- Show me! - Look, it's written here!

- Read it... - Dr. Masochistic.

- Maso... what?

- Now, you can indulge in solitary pleasure.

Go on, masturbate.

Go on, you like it, it's good.

Stick a finger up your ass.

Yeah, that's good.

You like to masturbate, right?

You, too, eh?

Ah! You're horny, aren't you? Yeah, you are.

You reckon I'm gonna take you, bitch?

Go on, masturbate.

Whoever's ready first, gets fucked by me.

Here, stick a finger up your ass-- yeah, like that.

You like that, eh?

Yeah.

It's turning you on, right?

A real kick, right?

Go on, do it, do it.

Go on, wank.

Come over here now... it's time for you to blow me.

Come on.

Come on, yes.

Come on, you too... together, now.

Come and help her, come on! There, like that.

That's pretty good.

Here, suck me, go on.

Come on, you, give me a handjob.

Nice cock, eh? You like it?

Come on, eat it up.

Here, go on.

Come on, eat me.

Come on, bitch, suck me!

You too, come here... hurry up.

Come on, suck it up, here.

You like that, don't you?

You like my big cock, don't you?

Come on, some speed.

Get over there, in the armchair.

Come on.

Come on, move it.

Come here.

Come here, I'll fuck you... come on.

Come on.

Sit on it.

Come on!

You like that, don't you?

That's good, when it penetrates you like that.

You get a kick out of it, eh?

Come on.

Just like that... good, huh?

You like that, don't you, bitch? Turns you on, eh?

I'll shove it inside you, all the way.

There you go.

Can you feel my big cock? Can you?

Eh?

Goon...

Yes, go on...

You're having trouble getting it in, it's too big, bitch.

Come on, I'll help you, come on...

There you go.

Take it up your ass, go on.

Come on... you like it, eh?

It hurts, doesn't it?

Here, let me wank you,

and you, wank me too.

Jerk me off! Suck it, go on.

Suck me.

Come on.

Oh fuck, that's good.

I like that. It's good.

There.

Oh, I'm coming now... I'm starting to come.

Let me stick a finger up your ass... here, here.

Damn, that's good!

It's so good.

Oh fuck, that's good.

Go on.

Come on, bitch, that's it, it's coming.

Damn, that's good.

You're going to make me come, you bitches! This is it.

I can't hold back...

Oh, fuck, that's good!

Oh, fuck...

oh, fuck...

oh, fuck!

You've made me come...

come on, jerk it off!

“On the other hand,

individuals of average sexuality or hyposexuals,

are more likely to tire... of sex...

because they consider sexual intercourse as a superficial experience...

involving only the intromission of the penis...

in the vagina."

- Here, this is for the ladies.

- Where does that come from?

- A little job in Paris, only a few grand,

that's all there was in the cash drawer.

- Well done!

- That dude we ripped off--

I wish you could have seen his face!

Now, the ladies can go to the market.

- So, you know of any banks we could loot?

Well, as a matter of fact,

there's this savings bank in Chéteaudun.

We could make 30 or 40 grand.

- Fuck!

Go on, explain.

- Don't get too excited, man!

- Are you kidding? 30 or 40 grand? Seems exciting to me!

- But it's a no-risk job. - So?

- Oh, that's good!

Oh, yes!

Keep going!

Yes, please.

Damn, that's good!

- All the more reason to do it!

- Look, all I want is to get laid. - Oh, no!

- Hello!

- Shit, there she is! - I can't believe it!

Oh, no, no, no!

Look at her! What a whore.

She's just going along with them.

- Hello! - Shit, the social worker!

- How's it going? - Good, good.

- Is your husband feeling better?

- Well, yes. - Anything wrong?

- Well, yes... - Did you take my advice?

- Still not getting off, actually.

- I like you very much, you know.

I've been thinking about you all day at the office.

I even told my colleagues.

I want you, little pussycat.

Let me touch you. - Hey, leave me alone!

What's wrong with you? Leave me alone!

You're crazy. Stop it!

Willy! Willy!

Willy!

Willy! No, I don't want to!

Let me go, please!

Yummy, yummy!

- Oh, yes.

- Oh, I'm coming. - I'm coming too.

- I can't believe it! - It's true... really!

- I'm so confused. - It's so good!

- I'm so confused.

- What does that bitch want from us? - Shit!

- Shit! - What the fuck does that bitch want?

- We're not going to let her bother us! - Hurry up, guys...

lunch is served! - Beat it!

You're a pain in the ass! - Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

- Okay, okay, I'm going! - Beat it!

- You bitch. - Beat it!

- Okay, okay... - You stupid twat!

- Oh, God... I can't believe it!

Oh,dead

God...

Good“. faster, faster.

It's good!

Oh, yes!

Keep going, please, it's so good.. yes!

Oh, yes, it's good... give me more!

Oh, please, keep going...

faster!

Oh,ifs good!

It's huge!

- Soon, she'll ask us to change our underwear

twice a week... - That's for sure!

- Then, she'll report us to social security!

- Maybe she already has, goddamn it!

- Women's Lib? You know what that means?

What's that? - Noon, 2pm, 6pm...

- We're in for it!

- Nice suits, vacations, holidays! - Why not?

- Baby boys, baby girls... - 30% rebate...

second class trains.

- Second class, of course! - "Enjoy the Journey!“

- Let's go. - Yeah, the roast beef's getting cold.

- We're gonna get yelled at again.

- Shit, the guys are here!

- So, is the food ready yet, chicks?

- Piss off! Just set the table!

- How's it going?

- God, she's still here?

- Hello.

- Oh, come on, let's get out of here!

- Why don't you two set the table?

Are you coming or what? Oh, they're so slow!

- It's funny, I feel some kind of uneasiness.

- Can I help you? - Put it on the table.

- Please, just shut the fuck up! - Alright, alright.

Ah, that was a nice meal...

- Today's Sunday...

- So what? - Do you know what's going to happen?

- Is she looking for trouble?

- Only after a nap.

- What? What after a nap?

- Never mind.

We'll let you know.

- So, how is it going, Evelyne?

- Well, real bad, I guess.

How are things with you?

- Tell me about it! What a bummer!

What do we do now? Just carry on?

- Carry on, indeed. - So?

- We have to... let's keep trying.

- Hey, Riton!

- It's a complete flop.

How about you? Are you okay?

- It's a bummer.

How did that psycho-something bitch put it?

- I don't like blow jobs anyway, you know. So, it's a flop.

How are things with you, Willy?

- Swallow it, bitch.

Swallow!

Speed it up.

Swallow it.

Speedit up, bitch.

If you give me a hard-on, I'll shove it up your shitter...

- Evelyne!

- What's up?

- Well, nothing is up, actually!

It's not getting any better.

Say, you remember that film by Bénazéraf we saw?

The guy was so well-hung!

- Oh, yes.

- He had such a huge cock!

- Oh yes, he had a huge cock--

Going UP, going down, going up.

Oh dear! Going up, going down...

- Hey, how is it going, Evelyne?

- Not too good, I'm afraid.

How are things with you?

- Oh, tell me about it! It's a bummer.

- Come in!

- Hello, Doctor. Dr. Blum gave us your address.

He says our case concerns psychiatry, psychopathology or...

- Is that right, Doctor?

- So, we came with our girlfriend.

- It's a difficult case,

Doctor.

- What seems to be the problem?

- Well, doctor, they can't get hard... anymore.

- You mean you don't have sex with them... anymore?

- Yes... yes, that's right, Doctor.

- Is it serious, Doctor?

- How long have you lived together?

- Three years.

- That's a long time.

Given the context, that's very long.

Well, is it a problem

of erectile dysfunction, of ejaculation precox,

or total impotence?

- All of this, Doctor, it's all at once.

- Have you tried managing it with your hands, or your mouth?

- Yes, no joy.

- Not at all?

- So, is it really serious, doctor?

- We've really tried everything, Doctor.

Frankly...

- Right...

follow me.

This way, please.

Please take a seat.

So, what were you telling me?

Well, is it good?

What do you feel?

Any vaginal response?

So?

Still no vaginal response?

You're starting to feel something, aren't you?

Any vaginal tightening now,

or dilation?

Everything seems normal.

Just relax.

Do you have a dilated anal sphincter?

Are you experiencing spasms,

or waves of pleasure?

There...

do you like it like that?

I think you're quite capable of receiving and giving normal pleasure.

- The Louvre Street...

the postal train...

Strasbourg.

Yes, that was me.

My .38 is my life... I can't part with it.

My big boy, sweetheart... I love you.

- That's something!

- I love you...

you know? Tell me more...

- I sleep with these.

Yes, that was me...

I've had enough of my wife,

I do the dishes on Sundays.

Can you believe it? All this because I can't get a hard-on.

These things happen, right?

The problem lies with my wife... you get me hard, don't you?

We used to love these broads.

I really like my friend, you know.

Swallow it...

quite a boner, as they say.

You're burning out my dick... don't stop.

You're the one I needed.

Suck it.

Go on.

Oh, go on.

Oh, you suck good.

I can't believe that bitch makes me do the dishes on Sundays.

Just my luck!

All of them bitches!

I'll get her for that... it won't do!

Yeah, go ahead.

I've got a good cock,havenTI?

I'm getting a hard-on.

Can you feel my cock, bitch?

I won't do the dishes, she can fuck off.

See how big it is? I'm like the others, I'm a man.

Look“. swallow... suck!

Shit... it's getting soft.

I beg you, suck me.

I'm a real man, you see?

Yes, I'd love to be a man, like the others,

with a big cock,

to be able to fuck,

just like everybody else... I want to come too!

Here you go...

take this.

Can you feel my cock?

Your hips are beautiful.

Take this!

I must hold back, I can't come right now...

You see, I can fuck you good, eh?

You see, my cock is hard as steel, eh?

Here, take it.

Here... gently.

Bend down like that,

I can see your back,

you're beautiful.

Come on...

you start screaming... see, I've got a good cock, eh?

Why should I do the dishes when I can stuff your ass like this?

Come on...

You're taking it good, right? Who's the boss, now?

I'm fucking you real hard, eh?

Slow, now, I must hold back.

You're soaking wet... I can feel you now. There you go!

Yes, look what a beautiful ass you've got!

Look at your beautiful ass!

Can't see it? With mirrors on the ceiling, you'll be able to see us both.

See, I've got a good cock, right?

We sure need a mirror... so you can take a good look.

I'll give you black boots,

I'll take you out in the street when it rains.

You'll pick up guys in the car... you'll show off your thighs.

Here, you wanna go hitting on guys, huh, bitch?

That's what gets me hard.

Hold back now... here, look at my cock.

See how you like it?

You're my bitch, my slut, my whore, right?

Let me see how your nails scratch.

You'd like another guy to suck in front, eh?

You already want to cheat on me,

you want to make me suffer,

you're a slut, like all the others.

No, I won't do the dishes-- here, take this!

Here, it hurts you, eh?

You feel me, don't you?

You're mine now, eh?

Better take off your glasses, you won't see anything in the street.

Take this, bitch.

I'm pounding you... stuffing you good, here.

We were meant to meet, you see?

Can you feel my cock?

I'm your man, right?

You're all the same. Here, take this...

You want to cheat on me,

you like my friend? Well, you can't have him, he's mine.

Here, give me your ass real good.

I'll give you a blonde wig, I like blondes.

It's not a trauma... my wife is a slut.

Ah, you wanna go slowly? You're screaming, aren't you?

You really need a mirror, to look at yourself

but it's my face you'll see... my dick, no one else's.

You like it like that, don't you?

Say something! You just shut up when it's up your ass, eh?

No more insults, nothing matters,

no more dishes, no more money, nothing matters,

except the dick, right?

You're all the same.

It's not the dough that helps keeping a woman--

It's a good cock!

Those who have plenty of dough can't get hard,

in those trendy places which bore you to death.

What you need is a slap in the face, and a big cock up your ass--

That's the deal.

You don't say anything, you just get stuffed...

I'm going to screw you for three hours.

Speak! Say something!

No way, you just take the cock-- you're happy now.

Bitch!

You're gonna work the streets, you'll see.

Why should I keep on robbing banks and risk 20 years in jail,

when I can make more with my dick?

First, you're gonna fuck my wife, she's a little bitch...

we're gonna slap her face, we're gonna tie her up,

she'll eat your ass. And I'll jerk off onto her belly.

You like being talked to, don't you?

Oh, you're a real catch... look at that ass!

You favor me your ass real good.

You're happy now, aren't you?

You like real men, don't you?

A gun in the pocket, a nice suit and a good dick.

Dreaming of a Cartier watch, already? That's hip stuff...

Piaget is better, Vacheron Constantin-- that's first-rate stuff.

I stole a Lincoln Continental,

I'll buy you a fur coat,

you'll walk the streets with it, show your thighs, pick up guys...

you're happy about that, aren't you?

Can you feel my cock?

That's what you wanted from me...

but this is no dream, I'm fucking you real good now!

You like it, eh?

- Hello.

Feeling better?

Have you solved your little problem?

- Oh, shit!

- Still no erection?

You know, there's a solution to every problem.

Well, you're okay, now...

no shortage of hard-ons.

- Why the fuck do I put up with a cunt like that?

- What's the matter? Did I upset you?

- Corinne Lenoir. Hello.

- Oh, I forgot... I brought you a professional.

- I hold the chair of parapsychology and somatic psychology at Saint-Antoine.

I'm told you're undergoing

the stress of our civilization,

and that you're experiencing some failures.

- Henri? - What's the matter?

- There's a lady asking for you.

- Very funny.

- Are these failures occasional or latent?

- What's this slob saying?

- You must have masturbated as a child...

and probably during military service.

I'm pretty sure you must have had

homosexual relations at university.

- What's wrong with that cunt?

- She's just asking if you're a faggot.

- I'm gonna get that slut!

Do I look like I take it in the ass, you bitch?

Look into my eyes, do I look like a fag?

I'm gonna shoot you in the mug...

- Well, that's it.

We've decided to leave you.

You see, it can't go on like this.

- We are not unhappy. - Not at all...

we have everything we need.

- Oh, even more.

- The trouble is

physical love is important,

right, Christiane?

You are not God's gift to women.

- There you go...

it's over.

We hope you won't be too unhappy.

- Goodbye, Henri.

- Good-bye, love.

- Alright, let's go.

Oh boy, what fine weather!

This is turning into a holiday.

- Don't you miss our two lovers?

- So-so.

Remember the doctor?

- What a kick! - It's about time, now...

Don't you think?

Let's forget everything and start again.

- Sure. - Seems pretty obvious to me.

- Anyway, I'll tell you what, dude--

All chicks are bitches.

They're only after money.

Are you down in the dumps now they've split, Riton?

- Funny, I cared about them.

- Does it hurt, Riton?

Leave me alone.

- What do we do now? Any ideas?

- Hey, hey!

- Sir? - Please, sir!

Are you going to Rambouillet?

- Okay, hop in.

- Hurry up!

- Get in, quick.

Oh, how lucky we are!

- Oh, look at that car! - Swell...

A convertible, too!

Oh,dead

- Push your luggage, that guy is fat but

he looks nice.

- Nice, yes,

here we go again!

- Ready for a new adventure?

- Yes... why not?

- Let's turn over a new leaf...

and start again!

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