Original subtitles

Peyton, what are you doing here?

Hey, bro.

We just needed a place to crash.

What if I had a girl over?

Oh, not likely.

You don't know that. I could have.

Aw, you didn't. I know you didn't.

She's right.

I don't.

That's Peyton, my stepsister.

What she's doing here, I have no idea.

What are you doing here, Peyton?

So I heard you got your own apartment, and since I need a place to crash

tonight, I thought I would come visit. And what better person to visit than my

lovely stepbrother?

I thought you were up in Berkeley.

I was. I got thrown out.

Oh, shit.

Does your dad know?

No, and don't tell your mom. I don't need them knowing.

I can just reapply and go next semester.

And until then, I can just stay here.

What? How'd you get kicked out?

Grades and attendance.

It's all bullshit.

They're just sticklers.

So they reported to the dorms and they won't let any non -students stay.

So, here I am. You got me now.

Are you serious? You can't stay here. This is my bachelor pad. You'll cramp my

style.

How long have you been my stepbrother for?

Uh, eight years.

And how many girls have you had?

You're sleeping on the couch.

Bullshit! Yeah, I'm sleeping in the bed with you.

My God, Peyton, you're my step -sister.

Do you know how weird that'll look to people?

Just don't tell them.

Look, I'm tired. We can work out the details of our living arrangements

morning.

Fine. I have to go turn off the living room lights.

How come you never tried to fuck me when we lived at home?

Oh my God, Peyton.

Maybe because I'm your stepbrother?

I think my mom would kill me.

I really appreciate you letting me stay here.

I didn't know where to go, and I don't have money for another place.

It's cool.

You can stay here for as long as you like.

Well, I feel like I should be helping out somehow.

So, how about I fuck you for the rent?

Oh my god, Peyton. I already told you it would be weird. I'm not fucking my

stepsister. You've always been such a goody -goody. Do something cool. Crazy,

Tony. Do you know I used to masturbate thinking about you fucking me? You could

have came to my room at night, any night, and had this pussy.

Really? I'm going to reach down and feel your cock, and if it's hard, we're

doing it.

No, no, no, no.

fun living together.