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Okay. Señor Hueso, my beloved brother Donatello and I had a bit of a spat. So

what kind of pizza says, I'm so sorry I called you a selfish, egg -headed

weirdo? I don't know.

Hawaiian? Ooh, Donnie considers pineapple and ham incompatible. Like I

weirdo.

What?

All right, get out, you miserable cur.

Okay, I'll get the Hawaiian. Mamma mia.

Capitán Piel, what brings you to this dumb power thing?

My brother is here. He is up to no good.

Hueso, I have gone astray.

No more crimes. No more piracy.

I don't believe you.

My brother.

I come to you for help.

I will help you.

Huh? To the door.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You can't just kick out your untrustworthy criminal brother.

He's family.

So what do you need, skin man?

Just a favor.

I have given up my old life, but to be fully free, there is one last debt I

repay. So I humbly ask your help on one last mission.

No! I do not need my life shaken up like a cheap vinaigrette.

I knew it was a mistake to expect you to give me a second chance.

Wait. I know a brother squabble when I see one. And there's no one better to

unsquabble you than moi.

Aren't you here because you had a fight with your brother? And if someone didn't

try to upsell me on Hawaiian, I'd have fixed it by now.

Capitan Piel, you can count on us.

Avamonos!

So what is this mission of yours?

And it better not involve theft.

Is it theft to take something that already belongs to you?

Three weeks ago, someone stole from me the one item I need to pay the most

crucial debt of all.

An ethically acceptable heist? What's the plan? We must infiltrate an auction

tonight for the hidden city elite.

There we will find the treasure we seek.

But to fit in with the glamorous guests, we will need a fancy ride to fly us to

the auction house.

A Seamurg? We can't afford.

I knew it. You are a stealing one.

I'm sorry. Without bones, I do not gesture very well.

We will tame a wild Seamurg.

So what's the deal?

Break it like a bronco? Kiss it like a coyote? Ride it like a...

Sure, hop on.

See,

I'm unsquabbling you two already.

Let's get on with it. P .L., play the jaunty tune.

We have caught its eye.

Dance the joyful dance.

I will dance, but the childlike joy will not be in my heart.

Yeah!

She has accepted us.

Great work, my brother.

Now, get into the Joey pouch.

What? No!

My invitation is for one. I will need to sneak you two in.

Hueso, if your brother asks you to get in a Joey pouch, you get in a Joey

Now, what's a Joey Pouch?

That chicharron stuffs us into a Joey Pouch? He is defusing us.

Man, I gotta get one of these for the layer.

Jesus!

Taken the hidden city by storm with her new battle nexus champion, Shadowfiend.

And now she has us all under her eight iron thumbs. Give a mandatory warm

welcome to your host, Big Mama!

Hello, my manitative monsters. Are you ready for a little biddly -boo?

P .L., you did not tell us this was her function.

I see, I see. But only because if I did, I knew you wouldn't come.

Remember, this is all... to raise money for my favorite charity, me, and my

upcoming fantabulous bottleneck with Redbird.

Hmm. Since there is to live, I will be not taking for Big Mama today. What?

You can't quit on your brother.

When Donnie needed me to pull his baby tooth, did I give up? No!

I kept yanking and twisting and pulling till it came out. Sure it was the wrong

one, but it was a big tooth!

Fine. Let's get this over with.

Here's the plan.

We are after item 38.

That's 3 -8. Once the items are sold, they go back into the impenetrable

So we must, absolutely must, get item 38 while it is still backstage.

Item 38 sold!

What? Take it to the impenetrable vault.

Now, on to item 1.

Who does item 38 first?

Ah, well, this has been fun. Shall we get a nice falafel?

It's going to the vault. Now.

We can still get it. We just need something to sell.

And to open the bitty with on item two.

Ahem. We have item 1 .5.

I do not think this will work.

Yes, it will. Just read the card.

Item 1 .5, the Turtle Adonis.

Behold the exquisite physique, the...

Chiseled chin and... Stop the auction!

I love it! I had no idea

we had an item this scrumulant.

Take it to my private gallery.

No! I mean, I will give you one doubloon.

I guess I don't want it that much.

Bold, take it to the vault.

We're in.

Now to find item 38.

Wait. We are alone in a vault with no means of escape and P .L. is nowhere

We have been set up. Dude, chill.

Bros always have your back. We'll find item 38 and he'll be right outside the

door ready to whisk us away in that snooze -tastic Joey pouch.

Hey, hey, hey. Here it is. It feels empty.

I shall open it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I knew it! He's using us as bait while he steals something else!

Blasting brother betrayal!

My brothers do that all the time!

Hey,

a birdie!

Yell? Hueso! Leo!

I was just coming to get you. You were not. You set us up to take the fall so

you could pull off another one of your crimes.

It is true that I used you as a distraction, but I knew you and your

partner would escape.

Liar, liar.

Although you do have a great point about how clever I am. Believe me, hueso. I

just wanted to get this treasure back.

For you.

For me?

Si, hermano. The last debt I had to pay was to you.

Something I took from you many years ago.

My jewel -encrusted pizza cutter!

This was a gift from Papa. I took this from you because I was jealous that Papa

never gave me anything so nice.

Papa bought you your first ship.

Yes, yes, but that was after the pizza cutter.

By then I was already scum.

But I always felt guilty.

I even made my pirate flag in your image as a way of saying I love you.

Aw, see?

Brotherly love never dies.

I'm so glad you got back together.

Anyway, we've been surrounded by goons for some time now.

Yes?

No.

Loudly, Boo.

What is with you and stealing from Big Mama?

Oh, well, I've been itching for a good brush, you diddle.

Uh, guys, the clever one is wondering if you know a way out of this.

Maybe.

Pierre, remember how close we were as children?

Ah, skin and bones together again.

Wow, you guys are handsome.

Leo, do not stare directly at Don Juave.

Oh, you can leave me.

Guiño.

Minada.

Camino.

Sensual. Fuego.

Pesito.

Thank you, Pepino, for helping me to reunite with my beloved brother.

As a token of gratitude, a free pizza.

And you know what I'm going to do?

Share it with my beloved brother.

Oh, you are so right, Leo. This Joey pouch is a tropical paradise.

Pizza? No, Hawaiian.

Just eat it, you weirdo.