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Okay, we're rolling.

So, tell me, what are the layer games?

Ah, well, it started six years ago when we got swept up in the water bottle

challenge.

The layer games are the single greatest day of the year!

It's better than Halloween, Thanksgiving, my birthday. It's a one

-event brother versus brother competition.

Uh, me finding a quarter day, me finding a quarter anniversary day. It

challenges you, both physically and mentally.

And this year was the craziest year ever.

As is tradition, at the annual Leia game, the winner of last year's... As

-time champ, I'd like you all to stand while I speak.

Ugh, losing to Leo is the worst.

You know how they say, act like you've been there before?

Leo never read that book.

When I say king, you say Leo. King.

Leo, that was great.

Okay, but enough about my numerous victories. There are many. This year, in

effort to inspire you to be as great as I am, I'm offering up the biggest prize

yet. My room, a .k .a. the best room.

It wasn't about the room. It was about taking something away from him.

Something he loved.

And we were just tired of losing. And no one lost worse than Donnie.

No

one

wanted

to let Leo chump them again this year.

We were ready for war.

Ladies and gentlemen, reporting to you live on the scene from our first event,

the Handstand Hill Bomb!

And they're off!

Oh, it looks like someone has separated themselves from the pack.

Down the stretch they come, and it flew!

I knew I shouldn't have bet on red.

I may be bald, but comb me the hair because I smoke tortoises.

In second.

I can't believe it. This is unprecedented.

Second place, huh? What's that feel like? Nardo, please don't. Because I

get first.

Second, baby.

Tony got second, and I was like, am I dreaming? I just got second. I just got

second.

It wasn't a great start for me.

And it's a clear indoor day.

Conditions are ideal as we begin event number two.

Fight Goop Chicken.

My signature event. The goop that separates the turtles from the tadpoles.

Uh, that's not exactly... The mice from the rats.

Yeah, again, you're wrong.

Who's gonna flinch first?

Well, my money's on Donnie.

Three, two, one.

This is supreme in the sky.

Please give me strength.

Oh, it's too gross. I can't do it. My face is too pretty to be fly.

Final two.

Time to tap out, brother.

Time to remember who you are. You first, brother.

It's your last chance.

Blue's out!

Purple wins?

Yes! I won!

The guy who wears gloves to read his comics got gooped! Literally, the taste

victory was horrible. But figuratively, nom nom, nom nom nom.

You should have seen the look on his face.

It was then I knew we were witnessing history.

Donnie won three in a row. He was next level.

But Leo? He wasn't going down without a fight.

I can fit a whole fist in my mouth. Want to see? I mean, nothing

ever fazes Leo, but that day, Donnie was getting doing.

So we agreed? No questions about the incident?

Right? Of course!

Please. Yeah.

Tell me about the incident.

Going into the penultimate event, Fridge Balance, I knew I had it. It was my

day, and when it's your day, you gotta ride it. As the great bard once said, to

thine own self, beat Leo.

And that's when Leo fell.

Or did he?

So you think he did it on purpose.

If Purple wins this event, it will be almost impossible for Blue to catch up.

Oh, no. Blue is starting to wobble.

Purple hit the ground first.

Blue wins.

Yeah. It was Leo. He did it on purpose.

I'm only talking to you to set the record straight. I didn't do it on

mean, how could I? I had half a fridge on my chin. This is just like the

Salisbury Witch Trials.

The Salisbury Witch Trials.

Donnie. Donnie, are you okay?

You did this.

You'll do anything to win. My ankle. My moment.

I heard it pop.

I thought it was all over.

Everything I worked for. Everything I dreamed about.

I'm sorry. Can I have a moment?

At that point, it looked like it was over for Donnie.

Did you see his ankle? It was huge.

I thought we should amputate.

It was over.

Leo had it again. Jump.

New year, main result.

Another perfect 10 for Blue. And with Purple unable to bowl. Not so fast, my

friend.

I'm here, brother.

Let's bowl.

When Donnie showed up, I was like, what?

What?

I

bet

you were scared, huh?

Scared? Me? I'm never scared. Is Lujitsu scared of cold soup? No, no.

Scared?

Donnie needs a 10 to win.

I knew he could do it.

It's something I would say if I was crazy.

That ankle? Come on. Rolling east to west?

No way.

Tide?

Tide? No one knew what to do. I mean, what do we do? Did we consult the

Did we call the president?

Section 4, Article 7. In the instance of a tide, the next event will be a... I

had waited my whole life for this.

Splinter's choice? Are you crazy? Who came up with that?

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Today.

You can't beat me.

How does his lock feel?

A better question would be, did I really lose?