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And I think if you look at our resume, you'll find that we are more than

qualified for this job. And we split a salary.

Hmm, strong references.

But look, mateys, the truth is you misread the sign.

I'm not looking for help.

I'm looking for lunch.

Oh, we'd love lunch.

Oh.

Oh, man.

I'm saying my whole life flashed before me. Oh, yeah? Which part specifically?

The day we got hired by Baron Draxum.

Remember that?

Oh, do I?

Flashback? Wavy and all.

Ruff it out. You got this. Ruff it out. Push it with your arms, Moonin. Jack's

wall. Take it.

Push it. Push it. Push it.

One. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Check out these walnuts.

Hey, Scruff, put away our weights.

And our funky socks.

And our medicine balls.

Oh, man, Hoogan. We're never going to get out of this stupid gargoyle boot

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not the Moon and I know.

You've got to be positive.

Someday, somebody will see our talent and give us a home. And finally, we'll

sleeping on a nice cushy bed in front of a fireplace.

Like dog?

Bow's thinking wow.

And hut!

Wings back and horns up!

God of Fortune has received an order for two super awesome bros! The awesome

bros will live in an awesome castle with all the awesome comforts and perform

awesome missions for an awesome warrior alchemist. And they're looking for our

two most awesome recruits. Now who's it gonna be?

You two!

They picked up?

Oh, we're out of here. See you later, sleeping in a box of knives.

No, you canary! I want you to drive these real bros to Baron Draxum's!

Watch out!

Hold fast, you little bros!

Hold fast, you canaries!

Why does Sarge always give us these really lousy jobs?

He doesn't realize how smart we are.

Hey, instead of taking these guys up slow and steady way, how about we

Sarge by taking the shortcut up Devil's Backbone? Bad idea!

Super smart!

Sarge will be stoked!

Hey, slow down!

Too bumpy!

Hey,

did you hear a falling scream?

Hi, we're here from Goyles of Fortune with your... How'd you like to perch

on those shoulders all day?

You're my Goyles of Fortune?

Uh, no, that'd be the guys in the... Yes, yes we are.

Yeesh, I expected something a little more beefcake -y. Oh, trust us, we beef

best cake.

Let's see if you have that famous gargoyle wood splitting ability.

Not bad. Not bad.

You are tough.

That looked like it really hurt.

It did.

Moonen, look.

Dog bed, dog bed, dog bed.

This is my laboratory.

These exotic creatures will one day protect the Yokai from the human threat.

Ooh, look at these safety trees.

Stop! They're not food.

They're my prime subjects.

These rare surface creatures will one day become great warriors.

Once I mutate them with the right DNA.

Anyway, your first task.

Put this bridle on my new pony.

Dude! This is cake. We get to live in dog bed heaven and all we have to do is

bridle a sweet little pony?

Oh, no!

All done, boss.

Oh, boy, that pony's all grown up, huh?

Adequate work.

Oh, well, now that that's done, we're going to take a little cat nap on the

bed.

Dog beds are for permanent employees, which you are not.

Until you complete your next task, the mighty Lu Jitsu.

With his DNA, I could create warrior beasts to protect our people. But Big

refuses to part with him, even though he hasn't fought in ages.

That's where you come in.

So you want us to sneak into the Hidden City's most heavily guarded place, the

Battle Nexus?

And kidnap its most powerful champion, Lu Jitsu?

You get it. Wake me when you're back.

Well, this was fun and painful while it lasted, but no way are we kidnapping a

Battle Nexus champion.

You're not thinking of the big picture, Moonen. A home where you can toast your

claws by a roaring fire as you sink into a half an inch of medium quality foam.

But how are we going to sneak into the Battle Nexus?

Step aside, grubs. Your new champion is here.

The Golden Goyle!

Walnut! I heard you bro -goyles is pretty dumb.

Oh, no.

Hoo -wee! That's impressive.

Champion's road to the left.

This way, Moonin.

Moonin?

Oh, so we're not gonna... Okay.

Do you really think we can handle the most ferocious champion in the history

the Battle Nexus?

No, absolutely not. There's no chance. We just have to make him think we can.

gotta go full alpha, bro.

Yeah! Fire up them walnuts!

You're coming with us, bro.

Give us any lip, we'll mess you up big time.

If Big Mama sent you.

I have not changed my mind. No more fighting. I have sworn off violence.

Ow! Why, you little... I mean, I forgive you, little friend.

Whoa, that's kind of a lot of blood.

Oh, we're not from Big Mama. Our boss just wants to use you in weird, unsafe

experiments. As long as they don't have to fight.

Oh, oh...

I'm very impressed.

Be on my shoulders first thing in the morning.

Oh, and enjoy your first night in your dog bed.

Well, aren't you cute? I will call you

Green. And you, Green number two.

Oh, how can I tell you turtles apart?

Ah, the great Lu Jitsu.

Your warrior prowess is legendary.

My fighting days are behind me. I will never harm another creature.

Why you little... Fighting will not be needed.

Only your innate genetic gift.

We did it, old chum. We sure did, old bean.

What are you doing with Green?

You've taken quite a liking to these turtles.

Fascinating creatures.

Built for survival and defense, yet they are too slow to be effective fighters.

Until now, when I use your DNA to mutate them.

Wait! Stop! I will not let you turn these innocent creatures into violent

monsters!

I know I said I'd never fight again, but...

What have you done?

Lunan, wake up. Do you hear that?

The sound of violent flashing in the lab?

No, I do not.

Come on. We gotta go help Baron Draxum. We don't want to lose the plush life.

What can we do?

Nothing. But our buddy the Pony can!

Destroy Luchita!

What?

No! My...

Precious little creatures.

I will save you, little turtles.

You too, my... Ow!

My life's work.

We are so sorry that Lujitsu destroyed your lab. That's L -O -U -J -I -T -S -U.

But at least your loyal, hard -working gargoyles saved your life.

It will take years to rebuild.

I must begin again.

What are you waiting for?

Up, up.

Job security!

Oh, those were the days, huh?

Shall we?

You could have done that the whole time? Yeah. I just wanted you to finish the

flashback. Your stories make me warm inside.

You know what makes me warm inside?

Toe!