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Your enemies have you in their grasp. Now think.

Your next move could be your last.

Yes, yes, you're getting it.

Wait,

what are you doing? I am looking up how to get us out.

Oh, great thinking, Donnie. No, that is not what ninjas do. Got it. We just need

to push forward to trigger the release. And voila!

Ninjas need to be able to think their way out of a problem. We did, with our

phones. What if you don't have your phones?

Who took our phones?

No one. They just, uh, they just stopped working.

What's the point of even living then?

That is it! We are going to the woods!

The what?

You hear that?

That is the sound of no phones.

Give me those!

You will come back better, ninjas,

or not at all!

He'll be back, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's gonna turn around right...

He's gone. I need my phone, and my phone needs me. We can't survive in the

woods. That's why I'm here.

Hey, guys.

Todd? How'd you get here?

We drove up together.

And your tank, like ten minutes ago.

We're going to learn knot tying, berry picking, sun blocking, and learning to

best friends.

You don't remember that?

Uh, no.

Welcome to Todd Scout, where fun meets wilderness survival skills.

I don't think I'm going to make it. Guys, if we run, we can still catch

Flinders.

That is a triple leg snare nut. A Todd trap.

Nuts are how you make two ropes into friends.

Now let's get learning.

Survival lesson one, food.

We have none.

So, what would you eat?

Wrong, wrong, wrong. You're terrible. Stop!

Never eat those. You hear me? Those are no -no berries.

Don't forget.

Lesson two, shelter.

When looking for the perfect shelter, make sure it has protection from the

elements and a water source for drinking.

Who's hungry?

Lesson three, fire.

Nature's stove.

Lesson four. Where am I?

Is what you might say if you're lost. A Todd Scout navigates by the sun.

When is he going to teach us how to survive boredom? Up here.

I got something to show you. But you gotta ditch Todd.

We can't. Once he gets through all this boring stuff, he's bound to get to the

good stuff. Okay, now you guys are in for a treat. See? Wild animal calls!

Okay, that's domesticated. I fooled you guys, all right?

We're in. Leo, on it.

Todd, buddy.

Wow, you've been working out. Listen, I think we're ready to take this up a

notch. How about we show you what we can do alone?

Fantastic.

Go be a Todd.

I couldn't take it anymore, being away from the world, technology, my sweet,

sweet phone.

So I built, behold...

Donny Town!

Also known as Donnyopolis, Donny Estates, Park La Donny, Donna Sand,

La Donne, Stanton Opal. I still haven't landed on one.

Now this is camping.

Odd Scouts, not for us.

Agreed. Boredom survival tip number one.

Ditch Todd.

You ditched me?

What even is this place?

Well, I guess you guys have advanced past survival to betrayal.

It's not what it looks like. Well, now you're probably too cool for my Tox

Lemonade Especial.

And it's made with extra love.

Let me fix that. Sorry, you got caught up in this. There you go.

We really beat this good.

We should probably go apologize.

All we need to do is explain it's not Todd we don't like.

It's just everything he stands for.

Help!

Hey, what do you think those guys are doing to Todd?

No, he's been Todd -matched.

How are we supposed to find him if we don't even know where we are? Where's my

phone? They probably took him back to their campsite.

Whoever that is. I mean, it's got to be near water because lesson two, shelter

should be near water. That's it. They're at the river. What is happening? Did

you hear that? I actually learned something.

Hey, look at us. We don't even need our phones for this one super specific

mission. But in general, and I cannot make this clear enough, I need my phone.

Hey, let's use everything Todd taught us and go save them.

Todd's down.

All right, let's roll. Shut it down, boys!

His teeth are massive, Doctor.

Yes, they are, Doctor.

They're beautiful.

What kind of doctors are you?

We're dentists, who have a particular interest in collecting rare and exotic

pieces. And we've got you now.

Sasquatch!

Are we sure this is a Sasquatch, Doctor?

He's pretty small.

Okay. His central incisors look amazing on my trophy wall.

You guys seem like really good friends.

I want you to cherish that.

I had friends once, but I bored them away.

Do what you want to me!

Okay, enough. This Squatch is really bumming me out.

Painfully ripping his tooth from the root will cheer you up, Doctor.

You know me so well.

Suction!

Oh,

the nature force found us!

Cavity stations, men!

Floss the perimeter!

I'll go left, you go right. Come back with a bicuspid, or don't come back at

all.

Two down, three to go. Mikey, how's part two going? It's ready.

Watch and see why they're called no -no berries.

Now to get Todd out on me.

Clear over here. Clear. Zero percent opaque.

Todd, are you okay?

Oh, you look terrible.

No, I'm fine.

Todd, I'm really sorry. My brothers said those terrible things about you, and

again, it was just them, not me. Why don't we leave the apologies to the pro?

Todd, you're our friend, and we should never have been such jerks to you.

We're really, really sorry. Apology accepted!

You really are good at that. Wow.

Surprise!

Tooth fairy?

Get me that, Squatch.

Are these guys dented?

Run!

Those big, beautiful buck teeth trophies are mine!

I'm hit!

They are firing numbing darts, which is totally

on brand.

No one get hit by dead numbing darts.

Never leaves a fellow Todd behind.

Don't

worry about us,

Todd. We've got shelter and food and... And I've got this canteen of Todd's

lemonade especial for drinking.

Wait, my lemonade?

Bingo! Stand back! This is gonna get wild!

That's magnificent.

Gotcha. Thanks.

Well, sure, you guys want to get back to your phones. You don't have to pretend

to be Todd Scouts anymore.

Pretend? Who's pretending?

Yeah, I want to learn how to cut rope with my feet.

Hey!

Ooh, that naggle tooth.

I must have it.