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Your enemies have you in their grasp.
Now think.
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Your next move could be your last.
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Yes, yes, you're getting it.
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Wait,
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what are you doing? I am looking up how
to get us out.
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Oh, great thinking, Donnie. No, that is
not what ninjas do. Got it. We just need
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to push forward to trigger the release.
And voila!
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Ninjas need to be able to think their
way out of a problem. We did, with our
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phones. What if you don't have your
phones?
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Who took our phones?
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No one. They just, uh, they just stopped
working.
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What's the point of even living then?
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That is it! We are going to the woods!
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The what?
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You hear that?
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That is the sound of no phones.
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Give me those!
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You will come back better, ninjas,
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or not at all!
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He'll be back, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He's gonna turn around right...
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He's gone. I need my phone, and my phone
needs me. We can't survive in the
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woods. That's why I'm here.
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Hey, guys.
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Todd? How'd you get here?
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We drove up together.
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And your tank, like ten minutes ago.
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We're going to learn knot tying, berry
picking, sun blocking, and learning to
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best friends.
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You don't remember that?
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Uh, no.
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Welcome to Todd Scout, where fun meets
wilderness survival skills.
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I don't think I'm going to make it.
Guys, if we run, we can still catch
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Flinders.
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That is a triple leg snare nut. A Todd
trap.
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Nuts are how you make two ropes into
friends.
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Now let's get learning.
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Survival lesson one, food.
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We have none.
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So, what would you eat?
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Wrong, wrong, wrong. You're terrible.
Stop!
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Never eat those. You hear me? Those are
no -no berries.
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Don't forget.
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Lesson two, shelter.
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When looking for the perfect shelter,
make sure it has protection from the
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elements and a water source for
drinking.
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Who's hungry?
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Lesson three, fire.
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Nature's stove.
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Lesson four. Where am I?
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Is what you might say if you're lost. A
Todd Scout navigates by the sun.
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When is he going to teach us how to
survive boredom? Up here.
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I got something to show you. But you
gotta ditch Todd.
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We can't. Once he gets through all this
boring stuff, he's bound to get to the
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good stuff. Okay, now you guys are in
for a treat. See? Wild animal calls!
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Okay, that's domesticated. I fooled you
guys, all right?
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We're in. Leo, on it.
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Todd, buddy.
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Wow, you've been working out. Listen, I
think we're ready to take this up a
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notch. How about we show you what we can
do alone?
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Fantastic.
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Go be a Todd.
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I couldn't take it anymore, being away
from the world, technology, my sweet,
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sweet phone.
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So I built, behold...
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Donny Town!
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Also known as Donnyopolis, Donny
Estates, Park La Donny, Donna Sand,
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La Donne, Stanton Opal. I still haven't
landed on one.
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Now this is camping.
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Odd Scouts, not for us.
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Agreed. Boredom survival tip number one.
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Ditch Todd.
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You ditched me?
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What even is this place?
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Well, I guess you guys have advanced
past survival to betrayal.
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It's not what it looks like. Well, now
you're probably too cool for my Tox
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Lemonade Especial.
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And it's made with extra love.
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Let me fix that. Sorry, you got caught
up in this. There you go.
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We really beat this good.
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We should probably go apologize.
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All we need to do is explain it's not
Todd we don't like.
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It's just everything he stands for.
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Help!
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Hey, what do you think those guys are
doing to Todd?
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No, he's been Todd -matched.
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How are we supposed to find him if we
don't even know where we are? Where's my
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phone? They probably took him back to
their campsite.
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Whoever that is. I mean, it's got to be
near water because lesson two, shelter
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should be near water. That's it. They're
at the river. What is happening? Did
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you hear that? I actually learned
something.
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Hey, look at us. We don't even need our
phones for this one super specific
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mission. But in general, and I cannot
make this clear enough, I need my phone.
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Hey, let's use everything Todd taught us
and go save them.
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Todd's down.
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All right, let's roll. Shut it down,
boys!
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His teeth are massive, Doctor.
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Yes, they are, Doctor.
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They're beautiful.
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What kind of doctors are you?
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We're dentists, who have a particular
interest in collecting rare and exotic
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pieces. And we've got you now.
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Sasquatch!
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Are we sure this is a Sasquatch, Doctor?
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He's pretty small.
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Okay. His central incisors look amazing
on my trophy wall.
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You guys seem like really good friends.
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I want you to cherish that.
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I had friends once, but I bored them
away.
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Do what you want to me!
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Okay, enough. This Squatch is really
bumming me out.
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Painfully ripping his tooth from the
root will cheer you up, Doctor.
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You know me so well.
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Suction!
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Oh,
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the nature force found us!
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Cavity stations, men!
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Floss the perimeter!
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I'll go left, you go right. Come back
with a bicuspid, or don't come back at
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all.
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Two down, three to go. Mikey, how's part
two going? It's ready.
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Watch and see why they're called no -no
berries.
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Now to get Todd out on me.
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Clear over here. Clear. Zero percent
opaque.
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Todd, are you okay?
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Oh, you look terrible.
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No, I'm fine.
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Todd, I'm really sorry. My brothers said
those terrible things about you, and
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again, it was just them, not me. Why
don't we leave the apologies to the pro?
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Todd, you're our friend, and we should
never have been such jerks to you.
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We're really, really sorry. Apology
accepted!
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You really are good at that. Wow.
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Surprise!
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Tooth fairy?
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Get me that, Squatch.
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Are these guys dented?
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Run!
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Those big, beautiful buck teeth trophies
are mine!
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I'm hit!
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They are firing numbing darts, which is
totally
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on brand.
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No one get hit by dead numbing darts.
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Never leaves a fellow Todd behind.
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Don't
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worry about us,
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Todd. We've got shelter and food and...
And I've got this canteen of Todd's
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lemonade especial for drinking.
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Wait, my lemonade?
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Bingo! Stand back! This is gonna get
wild!
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That's magnificent.
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Gotcha. Thanks.
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Well, sure, you guys want to get back to
your phones. You don't have to pretend
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to be Todd Scouts anymore.
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Pretend? Who's pretending?
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Yeah, I want to learn how to cut rope
with my feet.
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Hey!
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Ooh, that naggle tooth.
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I must have it.
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