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Previously on Next Gen NYC. It's Brooke's birthday coming up. Being 25 is

reminder that then I'm 50 and then I'm 100 and then I die.

Do you want to go to like Jersey Shore?

To get ratchet one more night before you're 25.

Oh my god, you're the best.

Can we talk about the elephant in the room?

Not me looking around for an elephant. I love you.

We went out, like, let's all split a table. Charlie brought, like, ten girls.

Basically, he's mad at me because I ended up taking him out of the table, so

wasn't cheap.

$14 ,000?

Girl!

It better not be on the card I paid for it. I was just calling because I really

would like my speaker back.

Now is really not the time to be asking about your speaker.

She took my speaker.

She hasn't returned them.

You got your speaker back.

Yeah, I did. You didn't so much as apologize. You got mad at me for wanting

back. You're a stupid, delusional bitch, Georgia. Everyone here.

I'm so glad I did not wear heels.

I'm not wearing heels. Thank God I'm done.

Do you think anyone's going to notice I'm wearing a shoelace as a belt?

No.

Do you have a table for six?

Good spot.

I'm just in the middle. I'm a good middle. Good to see you.

Hi,

guys. We're going to put in some drinks and some food. Let's do a bucket of

Corona. I'll do the fish and chips.

Burger. Extra fish.

And a side of fries as well. Can you do a Shirley Temple and then a lobster

roll, please?

Build your own burger.

Gotcha. All right, thanks.

I'm looking at this pole thing over there, and I'm realizing we're moving.

Just look more up.

I'm going on a full hiatus from drinking until we go on Brooks' birthday.

Starting tomorrow.

Okay, about today, because we all did just order a drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We

need to figure out what all Brooks wants to do. Gia got a house in Ocean City.

It feels like Atlantic City adjacent.

Ooh, it looks fun.

Yeah, my plane burger.

You think Brooks wants to go to the casino one night? All right, I know.

Kevin, are you coming? Kevin is coming. Really?

Just maybe try and make it to Atlantic City.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be at the casino.

He's like, oh no, I'm there for that part at least.

That's a dumb question, but is there a beach?

Yeah, there's like a boardwalk, there's a water park, there's tubing, there's

good clean fun.

Wait, so Dylan, Charlie, and Ava are all going to be there? Yes, they were

invited. No one could have said they were coming, yeah.

What's the update with the whole Charlie situation?

There's like no update he's done to me.

Oh my God. Like, I'm not even kidding.

Wait, what happened? What did I miss?

He said literally the most vile, disgusting things anyone has ever said

my entire life.

You're a jerk.

You're a jerk. You're a jerk. You're a jerk. You're a jerk. You're a jerk.

You're a jerk. You're a jerk.

No, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Growing up on the Upper East Side and

being one of the poorer people in those places, Charlie calling me poor was like

a re -rejection all over again. The ridiculousness of someone using you are

as an argument when they get literally every single dollar from their parents.

That is unacceptable.

Over a speaker? Over a speaker? A $200 portable speaker? That I got back to him

within six days? That's crazy.

You can go buy another one with the money you should have paid for the box

it.

The kid just slithered out of the club somehow, and I haven't heard from him in

a damn week.

Slithered. He drank a whole bottle in 1942.

That's crazy.

He slithered out.

He texted me. He said, thanks for starting the fight, because now I get

it. He did all of this on purpose.

Who has he not pissed off?

Why has anyone tolerated it at all?

I think that while we're in New Jersey, we should have a conversation. When he

can't escape.

I agree. I think the first night we're there is going to be totally about

Brooke. Like, I don't want to bring up any bullshit. I agree completely.

Brooke is going to be so stressed out. He doesn't like confrontation.

The first night's all about Brooke. We leave that for the second night. I think

that is the right way to handle it. That's a good idea.

I'm going to, to the best of my noble ability, not let myself get provoked the

first night because it's going to be about Brooke.

Cheers to a beautiful trip coming up. A positive.

Cheers to Brooke's beautiful trip.

Say those last words.

Peace.

I want to have the pictures on before my mom gets here. I never thought I would

be saying that my mom was coming to visit me.

What are we doing with the calendar?

It'll be easiest to plan our months ahead.

Wait, is this our one -year anniversary?

Indeed it is.

What is going on there?

What is that?

An engagement ring.

You think that's what's happening on our one -year anniversary?

Yeah. Okay.

we're getting engaged okay i honestly thought when i was 25 i'd be married and

have like a kid well let's see if you can find my birthday but i don't want to

be a baby daddy like i need to be married before i have a kid you know i

like a proper level of commitment hello hi what are you doing

tomorrow

Well, damn. My mom's coming in town, so I was going to see if you wanted to come

to dinner with us. I'm so excited that we're going to the Jersey Shore. We're

celebrating Brooks. Everyone loves the casino.

This is my favorite casino.

Oh, you... Okay, I need more money. A thousand.

Oh, you bitch. Let me have some more money, honey. Oh, God. Okay, let me have

some more.

For Kim and me.

I'm here for a venue tour. I'm Georgia. Georgia, nice to meet you. Nice to meet

you. I want to pack a bunch of people in here, have music and people buying

drinks. Yeah, I want a bowl, too. Come on.

There's a pop -up project I've been working on. Do the lights, can they be,

like, kind of turned down?

Oh, yeah, this is great. What I'm known for is, like, taking on traditional

spaces that no one would think to have a party at.

And having a f***ing amazing party. Have you ever been to a rave? No, I've never

gone to raves. I'm too old. That's actually not true. But I've been to

concerts. What's the best concert you've ever been to? Led Zeppelin.

I've been to Led Zeppelin.

Look. Yay.

That's amazing.

By the time I'm 30, I want to own many successful venues, have done many more

amazing parties, and pretty much have, like, my events production company busy

out the wazoo. I also want to write a book, produce a movie, start a car

company, and a hotel chain.

It's a lot, but I think it can be done.

Where is my mom? I'm very antsy. Hurry up. Wait, I'm so excited.

Oh, my God.

Hi, honey bunny. Hello. You look tinier than last time I saw you. Hi, my baby. I

miss you so much.

I'm so happy to see you. Me too. I can't believe you're actually here. So

excited.

Norma Jean.

Look who's here.

Grandma's here.

Grandma. Welcome to New York.

This is my home. How'd you furnish it so fast?

I got a lot of furniture from Atlanta.

Yeah. This.

What in the?

This would be your amazing room.

There's no bed.

This is your bed.

This is all I have to offer this way.

Okay. Oh, wow.

So kind of you. I mean, I haven't had to sleep there yet, so let's see what

happens with this body of mine. I'm just messing with you. I will get you a

hotel room because it's a lot.

My mom is and forever will be my best friend, but we're going through it, the

Beerman. Damn.

I was 21 when my parents first decided they were going to get a divorce. My dad

told me and my sister, you have no money. I was doing all these brand

thought I was coming up in my life. But in reality, I guess I wasn't. I remember

asking you, why don't you have your own bank account, your debit cards? One day

you think you have hundreds of thousands of dollars. The next day you have

nothing. You guys, we need to pray for a buyer for this house.

We've had three people on Monday look at it, so hopefully they pan out. I mean,

the house has to sell. I'm about to drop it to $4 million and be done. And the

house was priced at $5 .5 million. Get out of that damn house, though. I know,

it's awful.

Guys, I'm so happy everywhere else but there.

My mom is trying to keep up with the bills that are coming from this house

they're trying to sell. Sometimes she asks me for help, but my mom asking me

this puts me in such a tough spot. Because she's plenty capable of making

own money. You have to create that balance between money and the

with your mom. If you don't, then you're going to get stuck paying the house

bills. You're going to get stuck doing all those things like you have been.

And she really hasn't asked me for, like, I've sent her a little bit of

in, like, the last couple of weeks, but nothing crazy at all.

As much as it upsets me and that I want to say something, I'm not going to go

and disrespect her dad or disrespect her mom because the choices that they made,

they're adults.

We're going to go to Little Italy, which is supposed to be incredible. It's like

a bunch of... You've never been? No, I've never been, but I am bringing you

see my best friend in New York, Riley.

Austin, you gave me an inch of wine, dude.

I didn't know you want a full cup. I don't want a full cup. I don't want a

cup now, but that's good.

I don't even know if I told you, I saw candies.

If you think you're bringing candy to dinner, you've got another thing coming.

I'm not bringing candy.

No,

no, no, no. She took me to court.

Candy is not only a friend, but also such a vital component to the success of

Party for the Party.

Why did she not receive any of the royalties?

I'm not bringing you to see Sandy. OK, good.

I haven't even told you yet.

We think we have finally secured a manufacturer for our clothing line here

New York. We just met with him the other day.

The best cotton is Pima from Peru. Peru makes the best.

He's, like, incredible.

Really cool. And is able to see my vision of what I want. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. All right. Is that enough for you? Yeah.

I'm really excited.

Having my own things come to fruition.

No, no, no, no, no.

Fruition.

I know it's fruition.

I said fruition for a very long time. Nobody corrected me.

Well, just like when I was spelling cat, K -A -T, like I'm not an idiot.

I'm flourishing, so it came to fruition.

I had a great night with Angelina. Where do you think?

It's not visible, right? My chain's over it.

Barely. Hi,

guys. Bye.

You guys shopping for anything specific?

It's our friend's birthday. We're looking for a gift for him. A stylish

I only go to Jersey to, like, fly out of. Newark.

And I never saw the Jersey Shore reality show, but I know that it's, like, a

bunch of ugly chicks and, like, ripped dudes beating each other up.

Does he like colors?

Neutrals? What's his vibe? Two more neutrals.

They left, my girl.

But these are fire.

Tickening in the best way possible.

Excited for everything other than dressing up in Jersey.

Jersey party.

Can we get you guys something for you?

Um, we, I might not go.

Yeah? Yeah. Why?

I have an event to go to in the Hamptons, and they just changed the

tomorrow instead of today. I wish you would be there. Yeah, not the yellow

I'm going to a brand event in the Hamptons, which means I need to do a

and give them ample time to make whatever changes need to be made to the

so that it'll fit me correctly.

Unfortunately, the event is, like, in the middle of the birthday trip. But why

don't you just come the day after?

Jersey to the Hamptons? It's going to be, like, a six -hour drive. Whatever.

What do you mean, whatever?

Get in the car.

I moved to New York to focus on my modeling, so my team told me, like, I

be at this event.

And I don't want to schedule myself too tightly. Like, this is work.

Do you think I want to sit in a car for six hours?

Girl, you got to for Brooke.

Does that make me a bad friend if I don't? It's going to make the trip so

wackier for me.

You and Dylan are my two best homies in the mix, you know?

I know.

Same. If you're not there, I'm going to be very, very down bad because you know

Dylan's probably going to pull some flaky bullets.

When she says, I might not go, that means she doesn't want to go. Why I

want Ava there, why I really want Dylan there, is because of all of, like, the

drama that I can just foresee happening with, like, Georgia and all the other

bullshit that's going on.

Kind of dope.

Want to hear a little nipple tang?

What? What, baby tang?

Can you not call it that?

We have a lot of baby clothes here.

So adorable. The baby clothes make me want a baby.

But I am not there yet.

Charlie, are you there yet? I was born there.

Let's just have kids. Just get it over with.

Coming up. We have our own times at points, Charlie, where I don't really

the things you say.

I don't hate you.

The poor kid, he's sitting at dinner. Shut the fuck up.

Hello? Hi.

Again, ready for the photo shoot? I did my fitting.

It's going to be, like, a very retro Italian, like, postcard vibe, like

Loren.

Sophia Loren. Everyone says I remind them of Sophia Loren.

Are you, like, tipsy? Like, I'm trying to tell you what's going on.

Oh, no, I'm not tipsy. And then I'm leaving for our trip to go down the

Oh, you're going to Ocean City, right? Yeah. It's for Brooks' birthday.

I think a lot of people have preconceived notions about the Jersey

the Jersey Shore is what you make it. It can be the most peaceful place, going

to play mini golf, going on the beach with your family, watching sunset,

watching sunrise, but also there's mobsters and fights and people getting

arrested on the boardwalk.

You make your Jersey Shore experience what you want it. All right, love you.

Welcome to Little Italy, Mom.

Thanks, baby.

We're here. It's our first time here, too. Yeah, I know. You know, Brittany,

Rockefeller, ice skating, and all that fun stuff when you were... I know.

like core memories that I have here. It's part of the reason why I fell in

with New York. And now you're living here.

That was your dream. I just want my mom to come to New York and have a fun time.

Hello, handsome.

Hello.

These last couple of years, we have had so many tough conversations, and I don't

want that.

I want me and my mom to stay best friends forever.

I haven't seen Riley in how long?

Probably 12 years, because that was the last time I saw Candy.

Riley's mom and my mom used to be best friends. Me and Riley spent so many

together in family vacations. My mom and her mom don't have a relationship at

all anymore.

I genuinely don't know what our mom's beefed about. My mom told me that it's

my business, so...

Both of our parents respect our friendship and are happy that we're

But this is where we're going.

Danico. Okay.

My mouth is already watering.

Oh, my God. This is so cute.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Very

beautiful. We want to start with a cocktail or a martini?

Can we share with a bottle of the number 84?

Yes. Thank you. We need a fan because I'm going to die over here.

I think you'll calm down once you have a glass of wine.

Oh, my God.

You look so cute. Hi, beautiful. Oh, my God. You look just like your mom. That

beautiful smile. Hi, honey. How are you? Good to see you. Come sit, sit, sit.

Guys, let's start things right with a bruschetta. Oh, thank you so much.

you've been a nerd a while, though.

Four years now. You like it? Yeah, I really do.

So, I'm curious to see your opinion on this.

Do you remember the guy that I told you about? And he was a dick.

His name was Charlie.

We go to the club. We are all understood to be splitting a section.

This section kills me, bro. Just stay at home and drink bottles of wine. I

agree. That's my favorite thing.

But everyone's like, you have to see this. It was a crazy show. What are

you guys doing? I'm calling your mother.

He's already mad at me.

So we get the bill.

$14 ,000.

Over. Almost $15 ,000. Almost $15 ,000.

We're not done.

When we hop in the car, I say, Charlie, put your card down. You go first.

He says, oh, I don't have a card. Everyone knows that I have Apple Pay. So

Charlie also says, oh, $4 ,000 for a section? That's nothing for a husband.

That's fine.

Great night.

We haven't seen him since.

Oh, that's a surprise.

$14 ,000 bill and he disappeared.

Shocker.

He's on to his next victim.

That's disgusting.

You're a target. I don't know if it's all the diamonds, but you're a target.

What else would be the target, huh?

The only target, though, is this one. Everybody wants her.

Oh, my God. He's only saying that because Charlie... Oh, again, Charlie. I

want to ever hear Charlie say it again.

...told Riley, Riley, go ahead and tell my mom this story. So, randomly, he

brought up Ariana.

Ariana's cute, by the way.

Yeah.

She's hot.

I don't know why...

She has a man, so I don't know what you want me to tell you. That's true.

She has a man for now.

The very second that we walked in that very first night. Hi, how are you?

Hi, Brooke. How are you doing?

Ariana, nice to meet you.

I saw Charlie look head to toe.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Go fuck.

I think he was possibly looking you head to toe.

He did it to both of us, so who knows which one he's in for.

It all makes sense now. He doesn't want to be friends with me. He wants to fuck

my girlfriend and then make me pay for a section.

I thought we'd started to develop some sort of a friendship, and then for you

say you're going to fuck my girlfriend, go ahead and just blow it in the

smithereens. Sorry, kid.

We're about to go on a trip next week for our friend Brooke's birthday.

At the ocean shore, the Jersey Shore. I don't know.

That's all, yep.

He's coming.

What I'm going to tell both of you guys is this.

Believe people for who they are when they show you the first time.

That's our downfall, including myself.

Coming up. What is that?

Mazi sticks.

You know we're going to dinner, right? The ozempic is wearing off.

That is like so classless and tacky. Ew.

I don't always travel with a fly swatter, but I've never been to the

Shore. I'm convinced I'm going to be one of those people that, like, die in a

freak way of, like, I got stung by, like, a poisonous octopus.

I don't think these are good for the beach.

These definitely need to be washed.

I don't think I have time, so we're going to bring them anyway.

This picks up on my BO, so this is a no.

I don't think a tutu is going to land.

How many bikinis do I need?

Places that I will go if you invite me immediately.

South of France. The Hampton.

Ibiza. London.

Not Mallorca, because I'm banned.

If it was not for Tia and Brooke, I would not be going to the Jersey Shore.

Hey, how are you?

Good, how are you? How many bags do you think you're going to bring?

Honestly, one. I'm a good hugger. Like one small? One carry -on, maybe one

double. Yeah.

Wait for what?

In my family, we have this birthday tradition where everyone has to go

the room and say something nice about the birthday person.

And let me tell you, I love that day.

Like, I am sat there, like, passing around the microphone. Like, who wants

next?

Like, what's the sleeping situation?

Well, like, sleep in bunk beds. Could you imagine?

You see how much you're ringing?

The info that I'm going for is a small minisper where you can literally see

their underwear pockets. Yeah, you might have corrupt your fucking underwear.

So I'm gonna wear just a shirt. I don't need to try looking you up and down

anymore.

And he already does, so.

Ugh. And then he just stares into your eyes.

Okay, no, he does not.

I'm like, you're making shit up over here.

I wouldn't say I'm jealous, I'd say I'm competitive.

And if anybody thinks that they're gonna get in the way of this relationship,

you got yourself damn wrong.

This is true, but you did a little...

I'll get a little jealous.

You have to wear every single piece of jewelry that you have. I shouldn't be

able to see your neck.

I wear my jewelry because I like wearing my jewelry. I'm not wearing it to be

flashy and showy in your face.

His jewelry is like, that's to me like a red flag of like insecurity, frankly.

I personally like my watch. I personally like my necklaces. I personally like

the way I dress. That's my style. It's what I do.

He's too rich to be showing off his wealth. This Christian rock band lead

lookalike. I think I'm going to end up going with the pink skirt and then pink

heels because I feel like that's just very, I don't know, slutty.

Don't ask Ava what you're going to wear.

Shut up.

Slow down. You're going so fast.

Once I'm on a roll, I ain't stopping.

How are you? Thank you. Oh,

it's so sweet. The way that you didn't even put stuff in a bag but brought me a

present. That was already in its bag.

Be very gentle with my pink bag. It has all my makeup.

I'll be as careful as I possibly can. Have you ever been to the shore?

No. But for partying and being stupid, I'm sure the shore is perfect.

And then casino night.

That I'm mad excited for. Yeah, I'm so excited for casino night. Trying to

gamble my dick off tonight.

Road trip.

And we're off. We're in for a good weekend.

Thank you, Nate, for preparing my bags. You know.

Mother never carries her luggage.

To the store we go.

Whoever wants to sit on me.

Does everyone know we're just going for three days?

Nate, thanks for the donuts.

Thank you, Nate. Love you.

Love you. I told Cade that we were all riding together in the car, and he was

like, are Chloe and Charlie rekindling?

Are we, Chloe?

No. The flame is out.

Unfortunately, Cade has work, and my mom's in Bali.

My mom's, like, living her best life in Bali while I'm sitting in a car with

Charlie.

Oh, my God, are you on the way?

Yes, are you?

Yes. We're on the way.

Our little birthday boy.

What's up, ladies?

Oh, hi, guys.

Ava said she has, like, a fitting.

Everyone's coming except for Dylan.

What's your plan this week?

Finish the move. I'm going to pack. But I'll tell you what, we made a, we had a

good run with it.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, we made the best of it. Exactly.

Dylan and I get along very well as roommates.

I just think that the housing situation is problematic.

That little bedroom.

We're very in each other's space in this tiny, tiny little midtown.

So, all right, we are done officially.

Peace, man.

Shy, I don't know if he's going to be able to come either.

I think Riley said he might end up coming tomorrow, maybe, if he can.

Okay.

Push. I'm pushing.

It's heavy.

My God.

Oh, my God, there's an elevator.

950.

950 what?

What does that mean?

It's a little heavy, no?

Christian, we're not 950 pounds.

Go to the first floor? No, you're on the second.

Oh, second floor.

Kiss me before we die.

The stairs would have been so much faster.

Oh, my God.

This is so nice.

I love the Jersey Shore.

I'm excited to see Ariana in Hudson, honestly.

Last saw Ariana weeks ago at the box.

And then he also got stuck with the bill because Riley was like, Dylan, Charlie,

get out. We don't want your money.

No, Riley was on some. I forgot she was going to be there, too.

Me, this is gonna blow.

My mom's actually pissed.

She was so bewildered. Your mom was?

Yes. Over Charlie?

Because of the whole thing about how we basically paid for him to bring all

these girls out and give them drinks.

So how much was it?

Total, it was 14 something.

14 ,000?

So what?

No! Like, we got got.

We got got.

At this point, his numbers are stacked against him and he's disrespected.

I think we're going to stop at the grocery store, grab some snacks and

Charlie texted me.

No, we didn't. No, we did not.

What did he say?

Are we about to beef or just hug like everything's normal? I have zero clue

where your head is at.

Hmm, um, everyone hates me right now. Let me try and get Georgia back in my

corner so I don't look like an idiot.

It's literally he's apologizing. No, no, no, no. I don't even care at this point

because there's nothing to salvage.

From the moment that I met Charlie, we had beef. And it's just progressively

gotten into owing money, telling my friend you want to...

When you know I have a boyfriend that you're trying to be cool with, we're all

mad at Charlie, okay?

But we need to dial it in. We're going to go celebrate a dear friend. How can

not have a great time? Look at all these amazing people in this car. I thought

we made a plan for the first night to be about Brooks' birthday.

This is Charlie being like, oh, I have no friends left.

He's about to step into a house full of people he has beef with.

Literally a house full of people.

Coming up. Things that were said in that conversation are irreparable.

I want nothing to do with this situation.

How about I just go home, bro?

This is so stupid.

We're here.

I can smell the fresh Jersey air.

You can smell the meatballs.

Hello? Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

How are you? Good, how are you? I want to put my bags in my room. Oh, yeah,

that's a good shout.

Or Brooks and I together, I'm assuming. Is that okay? Yeah. I would love nothing

more.

Okay, Brooks, up to you. Which one do you think is the best?

This one, I think the bed is bigger. Oh, okay, let's do that one.

I mean, I don't even need to be in a room. I'd go sleep on the beach.

Probably only for your room. Sure.

Oh, my God, it's a different house?

No. Oh, I would be so ill. I thought I had my own crib.

I would be so happy.

Love your mom.

Oh, thank you.

Great. That's going to be so great to be next door to.

This one is you.

Oh, does it have an en suite? Yeah, it has an en suite. Perfect.

That would be really, really cute.

Hi. Hi, babe.

Text me your list for the grocery store. All right. Beautiful.

Love you. Bye. Love you. Bye. Hello.

Hello.

See you, man. How are you? Good, how are you? How are you? How was your drive?

It was good. We had to make a little detour.

Wait, so you're not coming to the grocery store with us? No.

I absolutely loathe grocery shopping.

Guys, there's a whole deli hot bar over there.

Shut the front door.

Are they mac and cheese? No way.

They said potato. Does that mean one singular potato, you think?

I mean, we could do like a microwave hot dog.

Huh?

Well, we're making a seafood boil, and I'm sweating.

Do they have sharks here?

Brooks, it's the ocean.

So, yeah.

Brooks just asked if there were sharks here.

Wait, are there?

Oh, come on, guys. We're in the ocean.

Wait, I have a shark tracker on my phone, actually.

I have a really big fear of just animals in general, unless it's a dog.

I like dogs and, like, hamsters.

I got stung by a jellyfish last summer in Ibiza.

Scary fish, alligators, or sharks. I literally have goosebumps thinking about

that. I hate that. I hate that.

Hey.

Oh. How are you?

Good. I didn't know you were here. You're going to see it. We just got

Wait, did that just happen? I Instacarted something.

Wait, I did too, but it's not here yet.

What did you Instacart? We were Instacarting a ton of alcohol.

Oh, I Instacarted like yarn and crochet needles.

What? Why?

Because we're going to crochet little like friendship bracelets, guys.

Okay. All right.

Charlie, do you want to learn how to crochet? All right, now.

Not crochet a clock right now.

So what you do... Who taught you how to do this?

They went to knitting camp. It was knitting club.

Honestly, I'm like, this is boring.

I would rather just have it delivered on, like, watching shows in the time I

could have been going to the grocery store.

We're getting close to breaking $400.

Fantastic. I mean, 400 divided by 12, that's not bad. Think about it.

You mean 11?

I don't get it.

Someone's not going to contribute, of course. He only has Apple Fest.

Oh. He puts us on the thing.

Oh, so cute.

I need to eat and, like, smoke.

We're eating, guys.

Amira!

Yeah, I'm coming.

You hungry?

Wait, yes, but I love you. I can't eat seafood, so I'm going to order food.

Why?

I don't love seafood. Or a little Chick -fil -A.

Are you serious? I'm not a seafood person.

Red Robin. Oh, God.

Yeah.

Okay, ready?

I'm crying.

Is this the cake? You have the cake?

Oh, look, we're really right on the beach. Oh, my God, we can go play.

I know I'm going into this trip just wanting me and Charlie to keep our

distance. Hello.

We all left this and all of this for... I guess at this point, the only people

who Charlie is cool with is...

Brooke and Chloe My

MO

for Jersey not get into any drama for the first time in like of the summer

Georgia you're like jarringly tan

so yeah charlie has this room on the left at the end i mean any of these you

could probably take oh i mean you can check out whichever that's what amira

she just kills the biggest one this is so relaxing on the right here i mean it

was good we made a couple stops i was like my first time in a grocery not ever

but like one of my like honestly probably like i can count on like two

number of times i've been in a grocery store Do you eat out every day? Yeah, I

eat out every meal.

Wait, do you want to talk about what you were saying you wanted to say?

Did I never tell you what happened? Never told me. Really?

Yeah. And then no one told you? Did it resolve or no? No, no one told me

anything. I don't want anything to start Tom on your... Yeah, but again, I don't

want you to feel like I'm not being, like, a supportive friend and stuff.

No, we were just, like... He went, like, berserk over a portable speaker.

He was berserk.

Like... I mean, I said shit back. I'm not, like, innocent.

It's not like I didn't say anything, but I was just standing up for myself

because he was, like...

Shut the up, like, dumb bitch.

Like, I would slap you in the face if you were a man. Like, you're poor.

What? Yeah.

I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't want to be in the middle of this

crazy stuff that is just incomprehensible to me. I mean, I love

We need some sort of binding principle to bring us together.

What is that?

Mozzie stick.

Ew.

Ew.

No one's going to dinner, right?

Um, yeah, but I didn't eat earlier. I haven't had any food all day. The

is wearing off.

That is, like, so classless and tacky. You know there's food in the fridge.

I'm not eating that.

I'm comfortable in my body. I'm hot as... I don't need some, like, little

telling me what the fuck I should and should not be eating. Are you a doctor?

it Georgia McCann, M .D.? I don't think so.

Coming up. You ever get annoyed with being center of the draw?

This is an example of a time when I'd want to leave because I'm sitting here

I'm getting this in my ear. I would prefer just to pee.

I'm going to cry.

Charlie, you should come out so I can throw water balloons at you.

I'll do that.

Perfect. Good dress.

One balloon for every dollar he owes me.

You're ready. We'll be here for the next week.

They didn't. No, I... What are you doing?

We're confessing our party favors.

We literally have to be ready in an

hour for the casino. So, yeah.

You need to scrunch. Baby, no scrunch.

That's a thick wad, bro.

You're begging to get robbed.

All right.

Can I call Omar and see where he is?

Hello. Hello.

Where are you? Why are there lights? Are you sitting in the trunk?

What's going on?

I don't know. It's a nice car. What can I say?

What's your ETA to the casino?

I'm arriving in 10 minutes.

All right. Well, we'll see you in like 30 minutes.

Happy birthday, bro.

Is Charlie in that one or not? Yes.

Ava's not responding to me.

So is she just, like, not coming? I'm confused.

Ava's not coming.

I wish she was here.

Charlie, do you ever get annoyed with being, like, center of the drama?

When I'm not annoyed, I just leave.

I honestly feel like that's almost like a coward move, though.

You just, like, address this and tell everyone to shut the f*** up and say how

you feel.

It's not worth my energy.

Not worth your energy. How about, like, painting your character?

My character is perfectly intact.

You need to be more self -aware.

I don't want any part in any conflict, so Meredith Marks, disengage, you know?

You can react better. I appreciate your advice.

Charlie, you would do better.

I'm just so in my own world.

You just say the wrong things at the wrong time. Honestly, crocheting is so

on. Like, you should bring it back. I don't know why it's giving geriatric

I could drop a crochet tutorial.

Homer!

How you doing?

I wish I had drank more for this.

Hi, how are you?

Well, this is an example of a time when I'd want to leave because I'm sitting

here and I'm getting this in my ear. I would prefer just a piece.

I'm going to cry.

We're going to the casino.

Devin and Mira, come on. Hold on. Are we leaving?

Yeah, I'm not a fake person. I can't pretend to do something I don't want to.

can't pretend to be someone I don't want. This is something that I'm like a

click of an Uber away.

I don't really have any intentions of talking to Charlie or having a

confrontation. Wait, can you please open the trunk?

Wait, you're in the trunk?

No, you're not. Can you unlock the car, please?

Oh, my God. Girl, that was scary.

I hid in the trunk because Charlie is like, I couldn't.

oh my god i gotta put my little referee hat on and make sure that everyone is

good because people have forgotten that this is brooks's birthday they are all

downstairs charlie and kevin and i think it's very wise of you to go downstairs

and i think you guys are just gonna have some power you can be the grown person

and you can go downstairs and hear somebody else all right let's go

be honest i don't really see why i need to go talk to charlie right now i know

exactly how it's going to play out He's going to be defensive, half apologize,

and then probably come back in because I think he's, like, too stubborn to

leave.

Hey. I feel like we're in the Wild West. We're both going to pull our guns and

shoot.

I was like, hey, come lay a cross.

I'm sorry for our fight. I'm sorry for what I said. I shouldn't have said that.

Okay, here's the thing, though. The things that were said in that

on both sides are irreparable.

I want nothing to do with this situation.

Yeah, right this way, guys.

Thank you so much. Of course.

Everyone wants to know why I can't look you in the eye and vice versa.

You're doing a fine job right now.

Stop, come on.

Brooks, where would you like to sit?

Where do you want to sit? In the middle. Brooks is in the middle.

Everyone's upset in some degree.

What do you mean?

Not everyone.

Who else is upset in some degree?

Other than Riley and you.

This is so stupid.

How about I just go home, bro?

If you leave, that insinuation is going to become a full -blown fire. I don't

care. Just play it by ear. You should care. Stop trying to make me care.

You're never ending. I do not believe that Charlie does not care. I know for a

fact that he does care, and he does care about his friends.

I wouldn't say for my own mother, I know.

no matter what.

Did he say sorry or no?

Yeah, he did say sorry, but I was like, it's irreparable.

Did Charlie, did he run away? Oh no, he fell in there.

Is this the shore?

This place isn't that shitty.

I told Charlie.

It is irreparable what you said to me, but do not leave on my accord.

And then Amira was upset that I insinuated other people have issues with

But if I were him, I would leave too if everyone kind of has like a... But he

shouldn't leave. Like, he should be able to have a good time.

You guys also have been very good friends. So for you to like flip a

fast, you don't know what... No, you don't know what happened. It's not that

crazy. It's a $200 speaker. It was weeks in advance. I had people over every

night. I know. Like, you know, I was using a... computer because Georgia was

like, I'll get it to you by Monday. I have a question.

Listen, if Charlie got mad at Gia and said, if you were a man, I'd slap the

out of you right now, how would you feel?

Slap the f*** out of him.

Yeah. So it's not flipping a switch.

100%. I just want to be done with it. It's childish.

We could be in the same room. That's what I said.

Do I respect you? No. That's exactly what happened. Let's, like, continue.

Hello.

Hi, Terry.

Hello. I miss you.

I miss you.

And your sparkly fit.

Brooks, are you having a good night?

I am. I can't wait to play Gamble. I can't wait to play Gamble either.

Charlie, look.

I feel like you just said, Charlie, look.

Yeah, because we're taking a picture, Georgia.

And then Ariana, who I haven't gotten it.

taking selfies with him.

I'm like, what the?

Now she's talking to Riley like there's luck.

What are you talking about in the corner?

How about how people say one thing and do another?

Hi, I'm Chloe.

Now the time, are you ready?

Yeah. Awesome, let's go. You could kill my mother and everyone would still be

taking selfies with him right now. Like, what is the boundary?

What are you saying?

Like, I don't get it.

Talk it instead of this. Like, this is crazy. Like, everyone can still hear you

at the end of the table. I need a bit of a vibe switch, so I think this will be

the perfect tone to set. I love it. I'm not saying anything. I understand that

your point is completely valid, and what he said to you is out of pocket. I

don't like it.

Everybody, I need your attention.

Joe Holiday is here, and he's going to be doing some magic tricks to honor

Brooks' birthday.

Wow,

how do you do that?

It's just, like, a lot of, like, bullshit.

Can you see the ribbon? It goes all the way through. Give a little rub. You're

gonna jump right through. I have, like, Ariana wanting to defend Charlie.

Open up your hand. You have three.

Wait, I'm so confused!

Amira's kissy for some reason. Just, like, everyone's in a really bad mood,

like, I'm in the center of it.

Like, this is ridiculous.

Thanks, everybody.

Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Ariana doesn't have a problem with Charlie at

all. I never said I didn't have a problem with Charlie at all, to get your

straight.

I really need a straw in this drink.

I cannot drink a drink without a straw.

The poor kid, he's sitting at dinner. Shut the f*** up.

Okay, pause.

I wonder if I could do a collection of casino apparel.

This poor kid, he's 29.

Who gives a f***?

I feel like athleisure at the casino is kind of slept on.

I told you to your face, I thought you were a dick. I still think you're a

Ooh, what if the color was called caviar?

Oh my God, the fabric could be like caviar, hairy cloth.

I don't know if I'd want to put that on my

body.