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My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

On this show, I go undercover and completely mess with people's heads.

Whether I'm catching members of the public off guard... What is that? Oh my

are you kidding?

You are... Or pushing celebrities to their limit.

You're being filmed!

No way!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

The cameras are hidden.

I'm in disguise.

So all the reactions are 100 % genuine.

These people have been well and truly tricked.

Your local store, it's open pretty much all the time and sells virtually

everything, making it convenient.

It's even more convenient for me as I get to go undercover and deliver some

horrendously bad customer service.

As usual, the guys get busy stuffing cameras in amongst all the snacks.

And while they work inside, I'm having a little sky outside.

How you doing, girls? I'm Ben. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Olivia.

Olivia. Abby.

Abby, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Olivia, I want you to do something for me.

Oh, do what? I want you to take this.

I want you to go in there and I want you to buy £5 worth of chocolates, sweets,

drinks, whatever you want.

That's fine, isn't it?

She took my money pretty quickly, though. Did you see her?

I'm not getting any change back, am I?

Not off there.

Let's have a look.

Right, you didn't mess about.

You got... No.

No.

Yeah, these will do.

Can I borrow that ring?

That ring. Yeah, yeah. Can I borrow that ring?

Yeah. Cheers.

Name a colour.

Purple. Purple?

Purple.

Here,

take them. Take them.

Open them up. Open them up.

Open up. Yeah, yeah.

Bloody hell.

Take out the purple one.

Open it up.

How did that get there?

Oh, my God.

Cheers, girls. Here, you can have them.

They're for you.

Cheers, girls. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Right.

Time to get behind the till.

Oh, Hayden, you alright?

Cool.

Hey,

mate, you alright?

Yeah, yeah, good.

What have we got for tonight?

About an hour or so.

Um, I don't know, like, go home, shower, shave, that kind of thing.

Um,

well, me, Yulzi, Sai, um, usual crowd, um, Thursday tomorrow,

so I've got a bit of a late start.

So we're all good.

Um, yeah, yeah, um, uh, okay, alright, I'll catch you later, bye.

Cool, that.

5 .23 please. Those weren't mine.

Sorry? Those weren't mine.

What do you mean? You put them here and I beeped them. No, I put three things

here and you started picking up stuff from there when you were on the phone.

Yeah, because you put them here, I beeped them and they went beep and they

in. Yeah, I was trying to talk to you as you were on the phone.

Sorry,

have you changed your mind you don't want to buy them now?

Those aren't mine. I don't know if they are. So pickled onions?

Not mine.

Beans, tomato?

Not mine.

Well, but they've been beat now if you change your mind after you I think the

rule is you hear the beat it's bought

Rule number one of customer service. If you don't get on the phone once, you're

trying to serve the morning. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't tell you how to do your

job. No, no, no, you don't. What's your job? What's your job?

What's your job? And I take it on board. What's your job? I do customer service.

Oh, typical.

Having a go at the little man.

But yeah, you can totally keep it. Okay, I told you. No, you can have it for

free. What is it? Come here.

Let's sort it out. Let's sort it out.

I've been told on my training I need to empathise and then move forward. So give

me another chance.

What were your items?

I'm going to do it. 12.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's go slow.

12? Yeah.

A can of Coke.

Not the onions.

Nope. Coke.

Yeah. A can of Coke.

Good.

Well,

if you wanted them, you'd still... So, hold on. So, just do it here, right? The

ketchup and the beef.

Are these two not yours? No, because I've got everything of mine here.

And you start picking up stuff from here. So, are these not yours?

Nope.

She thought she was switched on but she literally missed the trick Never mind,

there's plenty more shoppers to annoy. Hey doing alright? Yeah.

Having a good day?

That is £7 .50 please.

All right.

There you go, there's your change.

There you go.

What? It's your change.

It's your change.

For the wine.

Giving you a tenner? Yeah, and there's part of the tenner back, part of the

chain.

Right, no, I...

That's not right. £4 change.

Well, that's not far off.

Why? What's up?

Well, you can't really use that. You can. You can spend that like money.

Have you never done that before?

No, never before. Yeah, you can buy a chocolate bar, go on the bus with that,

get a few of them, put them together, you've got an actual penner. Right, OK.

Well, I'd prefer £4 change if that's all right. Oh, you'd rather the coins?

If that's OK, yeah.

All right, I'll tell you what, I've messed you about a bit.

You can have it on me if you want.

I'll just give you your money back.

How on earth did you do that?

Here.

Thanks.

Enjoy your wine.

Thanks very much.

She's going to need a drink to get over the weirdness.

Meeting celebrities and doing magic for them is one of the best bits of the job.

But like anything, it can get a bit boring after a while. So to make it a

riskier, I've asked you guys, the viewers, to tweet me with some funny

that I can do whilst performing magic to them.

They'll think they're seeing a normal trick, and they'll have no idea I've got

hidden agenda.

So let's see what you tweet.

Okay, here's a good one.

Lynn underscore Thompson 2 says, lick a celeb.

Very to the point there. Just get to it. Lick a celeb. She doesn't specify

where. Probably for the best.

But fine, Lynn, just for you, I will lick a celeb.

There's a charity match on a Charlton Athletic ground, so I'm looking for a

celeb I can lick.

I've not scored one of those ugly footballers. Oh, no.

It's singer Ella Eyre.

Ella, how you doing? You all right? Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

Do you want to see something magical?

Yeah. Like, really magical.

Yeah. Like the most amazing thing you've ever seen.

That. Go.

Bear with me. It's not that impressive on its own.

Right.

Take that.

And with your right hand, do that.

I'm going to put that there.

Put your thumb on top of that.

Pinch it. Perfect.

Right. We've got six buttons.

Just pick a button. Which colour do you want?

Pink?

Place it on my tongue.

Okay. Place it on my tongue. Alright.

All right, yes.

There you go.

That's amazing.

That's great.

That's cool.

Souvenir necklace.

You can keep it. Alright, cheers.

Thanks very much.

Coming up, I'm being a very annoying waiter.

No way.

You've had the bubble. You enjoyed it? Do you enjoy it? Do what?

This is disgraceful.

I nick all of Dan Osborne's clothes.

I don't want to see you manage it. I just want my bag. You can have a free

of Speedos if those are wet.

And I set Peter Andre up big time.

Howie Starr, Dan Osborne, pretty much spends his entire life with his shirt

I've got a six -pack, no carbs for me.

Pathetic. So if he doesn't need his clothes, I've decided I'll have them.

Dan's a sucker for fitness, so I've rigged up his gym and pool with secret

cameras. Hopefully I'll be able to catch him out when he comes for a workout.

I've gone blonde for the day, in case Dan recognises me.

Here he comes.

Hi Dan, you alright?

Just sign in for me there, thanks.

It's great, Dan.

I've even bugged in a load of cameras in the locker room.

Look how much grooming he's into.

You're only going for a swim, fella.

Get out there so I can start the fun.

Dan's out the way practicing for the next series of Splash, but little does

know, thieves have been in this changing room.

What up, mate?

How you doing, you all right? Yeah.

Right. Do you know where the phone is? It was on there.

No, mate, I've just come in.

Oh, do you want me to find out? My mobile phone is right there on charge.

Alright, when did you leave it?

Literally about 20 minutes ago.

Okay, yeah, yeah, of course. Thanks.

Sorry, nothing's been handed in.

And my bag's gone missing out of here as well. What?

My bag and everything's gone missing out of here. Did you just leave it out

there? No, my bag and everything was in here locked.

Definitely locked? It wasn't broken, mate. Oh, they left me some shit shoes

well. They're my favourite training stuff.

Are those yours?

Mate, I've got a big bag in here. Right. A big bag, my phone on there. Okay. I

was told this was shut off. I've been told this was shut off. You had that in

front of it?

Do you want to go down reception and we can file a complaint?

Alright, yeah, yeah, come on.

Okay, mate, yeah, yeah, come on, come on down.

So what kind of stuff was in there?

Let me see if I can speak to my manager.

Sarah, are you... No, she must have gone home. She might be on a break. Are you

alright to wait like 20 minutes?

I can't wait. I've got to get to the airport as well. It'll just be like 20

minutes. My manager's got my bag. I don't want to see your manager. I just

my bag.

Well, it's gone, isn't it? So you need to move... Forward with that. That's

gone.

Well,

you can't go on a plane. You definitely can't move forward that way.

I mean, I want to help you. I mean, you can have a free pair of Speedos if those

are wet.

Do you want... I don't know what I can offer you, mate. I can give you a towel.

Do you want another towel?

No.

You can have some of that stuff.

I mean, those Speedos, at least they're dry.

You look a bit cold in them.

He looks a bit like you actually. He looks absolutely nothing like me. No,

all plastic and that, all like, like a bit like you and that. I think actually,

I think he looks exactly like you. He looks nothing like me. Exactly like you.

Right,

I've got something to tell you. I don't really

work here.

My name is Ben Hamlin.

I'm a magician and you've just been tricked.

My heart was pounding. I was getting angry. And I was thinking to myself,

stay calm. It's all replaceable. Oh, they're lacking some shoes as well.

Are those yours?

It's all plastic in there. A bit like you in there. I think, actually, I think

he looked...

Exactly like you. Exactly like you.

When people get a few jars down their

neck, they get relaxed, happy, and occasionally leery.

Which makes them the perfect punters for my very special bar service.

So I've gone and become a bad boy barman.

Before I go undercover, I've got some punters to serve.

But instead of drinks, they're getting tripped.

Nice to meet you. I'm Beth. This is Helen. Ellie.

Miles. Miles.

Sophie. Sophie.

I'm going to show you something for these.

And this.

Not the most exciting thing, I know.

But bear with me.

This is an old bar bet.

Barmen used to stack eggs on top of little pillars like this, knock a tray

and try and get all the eggs in the glasses.

And if they did that, they win the drink. And if not, you lot win the

You want to see how it's done?

Okay, take a step back then. Oh, thank you. You've got loads of confidence in

me. The only thing is, I'm going to change something.

I'm going to use a deck of cards.

All right.

Okay.

Think of a card for me. Just name one.

King of diamonds.

King of diamonds.

All right.

I'm fine.

You can get diamonds.

Cheers.

The guys have got the secret cameras rolling, so I'm behind the bar ready to

pull the next punters through the door.

These two, in fact.

How you doing, you all right?

Hiya. Hiya.

Do you two have sticks?

Yeah. Can we have one between all of us? Three of you? Yeah, six shots, yeah?

Yeah. Perfect.

Lovely.

Right,

we've got chili, lime.

You and tea shot, you and tea vodka.

But you know like squash boxes where it's flavors, it's not got the kick.

Yeah Yeah,

but the one you gotta watch Is this one?

This has got a sting to it.

Yeah, you ever been that close to a scorpion?

All right, we got a challenge on if I

can get out of there And you eat it, you get three drinks if you eat the

scorpion. I will eat it. If you give it to me on a plate, I will eat it.

All right, so if I get that out of there, the key to getting it out is

a good shake.

Oh, my God.

Fuck off.

Oh, my fucking God.

Are you fucking kidding me? How the fuck did that come out of there?

That is so scary.

I can't even understand.

Go on. Yeah, two glasses of cranberries and a Malibu lemonade, please.

Yeah, and then...

Scully raspberry and lemonade.

Thank you.

Malibu and lemonade.

There you go.

Thank you.

We've also got an offer on these tonight. With any alcoholic drink, you

for Jäger for a pound.

Yeah. Three shots of Jäger. Yeah.

You didn't even hesitate.

Three shots of Jäger. Yeah. Coming up.

All right, great.

Right.

And there are also big Jäger glasses.

Yeah.

Jäger glasses and Jäger.

That's not Jäger.

Pardon?

Well, it's Jäger, so it's German for water. That's what you wanted, right?

Well, Jäger, they call it Jäger.

Well, you wanted Jäger, right?

Okay, I can give you a proper Jäger.

I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.

Good luck, girls.

Yeah.

I'll be back.

Hey -oh.

Hey -oh.

Look how I do it, guys. Hey -oh.

No?

I'll have it, then.

All right.

Is that loud?

Coming up, two lovebirds get a terrible price shot.

One that's a bucket of water. Yeah, yeah.

And I make Peter Andre go insania.

The

world's

most expensive bottle of wine sold for £120 ,000.

That is mental what the super rich will pay for a bottle of plonk. Anyone except

a Premier League footballer would flinch when faced with a monster bill for

overpriced booze, which makes it a perfect starting point for my next trip.

Josh, how we doing, you alright? I'm not bad. Good, so we're outside a fancy

restaurant in this hotel.

Who are we tricking?

We're tricking my friend Ben and his girlfriend who's also my friend Shannon.

Okay, why, why?

Well, it's more to do with Ben. I've known him for eight years and went to

secondary school with him. I know it sounds silly, but when I was in year

with Ben, he made a little snide comment in front of a girl that I quite liked.

Hold on, hold on.

He upset you in year eight, you've held a grudge for years, and then you've

decided to get him back on national TV.

So you've told them you've won a free meal at a nice restaurant and you've

kindly given it to them. I have. So here's the setup. We're outside a

deliberately posh restaurant. I think they're more used to take away the drive

-thru, so it should be funny.

Good, alright. So they're going to be a little bit out of their depth anyway.

And the last thing they want is a really annoying waiter.

100%. Well, that's what they're going to get.

This whole dining room is wired for sound and vision.

Game on.

I'm going to be the snootiest, most stuck -up waiter ever, before giving

very nasty surprise.

Have you been to the Shepherd's Manor before?

No, never. Right, okay, so this evening we've got a full a la carte menu, and to

accompany all of that, we have our house wine list, chosen by our local smellier

here. Thank you, sir, I'll go hang on it. Thank you very much.

Fantastic. Great choice for 1989.

Thank you.

Here is your wine.

For you madam.

They think they've ordered a bottle for 18 quid, but I've got news for them.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Enjoy some proper wine. Thank you.

Thank you.

Brave lamb

shank. For you, sir. Thank you.

Should I take that away from you then if it's making you feel ill? I don't want

you to feel ill.

I'll just get you the bill for the wine then, shall I? Yes, thank you.

There you go.

Thank you.

It's 1 ,800.

Thank you.

I thought it said 18 pounds.

No, it is, it is.

Can we pay by card?

Babe, you don't have... Hello, how will we pay?

Basically, by card, but I never knew what that was.

Oh, are we missing something?

No, you... No, you wouldn't let me see your ruby.

Isn't that 18 pounds? No, no, it's 1 ,000.

What? £1 ,800.

No way.

That had £18. There is no way, I think. You've had the bottle of wine. You

enjoyed it? Do you enjoy it? Yeah, of course.

Lovely. We are not even... He's not... No way. I should have known when you

on the freebie, basically.

Yeah, here.

No, I'm sorry.

No, well, no, I'm sorry, I mean...

18 pounds, this isn't Harvester.

No, of course, but one bottle of wine. Yes, yes, 1989, we're in 2014.

That's been kept all that time.

I'm not saying it's stupid.

I mean, I'm happy to put something forward with it, but there's no way I

afford that. The thing is, you've pretty much drank... I mean, there's basically

been two small glasses left, and that is it, and then the bottle's empty.

There are two options, really.

We can either refill the bottle, but you've drank most of it, so we can't do

that, or we can pay for it.

Look, I'm happy to pay. I have about... No, no, no. I'm happy to pay because I

understand we have drank.

I have got about £40 of money I'm winning to give that to you.

I'll just say thank you, then stop it.

You know what? This is the truth. I'm sorry, but I'm not used to this.

I'm just saying.

I'm sorry.

No, no, it's fine. Okay, so what we'll do is, if I can refill the bottle, I'm

trying to help you now, because you're going to need my help when the manager

comes. If I can refill the bottle, then we're fine, aren't we? Then you don't

have to pay. If the bottle was... Honestly, I'm happy to pay for what I

I refill it like that, then that helps you a bit.

See? How would you do that?

That's about £40 worth.

Oh, my God.

See, the thing is, to a fine wine, it lasts a very long time.

A bit more, and then I think... Wine, man.

That'll do.

You know what?

Thank you.

No, can you tell me, what are you?

What am I?

You're not a waiter.

I'm not a waiter.

My name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And you've just been tricked.

You've been set up by your mate, John.

Josh, give him a round of applause.

Thank you very much.

When I saw the price, it was incredible.

It's 1 ,800.

Thank you. He goes, what if I can fill it all back for you? And then he

started shaking it. You know, it's fantastic.

Earlier on, I sneakily licked Ella Rare for a challenge on Twitter.

Time for a new dare.

Let's see what's in store.

Spit on a celeb. I've wanted to spit on some celebs many times, and as this is

now an opportunity to do it, fine, I will spit on a celeb. I'm going to get

arrested, aren't I?

Across town, I'm at an award show, and I've found Perry Fennec, a .k .a.

EastEnders Billy Mitchell.

Hey, mate, have a good night?

Yeah, we didn't win anything, but this is a buzz.

Bit awkward, I don't know if you've just met.

Awkward, really, but maybe nice. Show you a trip? Yeah. Make a smile. Good,

lovely. Please do.

Move on.

Deck of cards.

Just grab one for me. Just take one.

Ace of diamonds.

Right. Can I show? Your show.

No, can I show them?

Show them.

Ace of diamonds. Ace of diamonds. Ace of cards.

So we know it's yours.

Yeah. Jot your name or your initials.

Nice and big. Just there for me.

Perfect. Stick the lid on it.

Watch, right? Your card, your name.

Yeah, that's my signature.

Right, with your right hand, hold your fingers like that.

Pinch them.

Ready?

Pinch that.

Keep it close, right?

We didn't set this up earlier or anything like that. No, we haven't done

anything. If I bend it a few times, I can do this.

So it starts to rip?

Yeah.

You were just tearing it up, weren't you?

What are you doing with it?

Got it.

Did you get it? Got it.

No, it's all right. Yeah, I can't see. No, no.

What's that look?

Don't. You're having a laugh, aren't you?

Are you joking me?

Oh, shut up.

You know.

You're... You're good.

That's mental.

Cheers, mate.

Thanks very much.

You can have the slide.

No, I thought you should have it. Oh, okay.

You know what? I'll have it with you, Vinnie.

He's the business, isn't he? Oh!

A kiss. We bonded.

Add me on Facebook. Lovely.

Cheers, mate.

Cheers.

The Greasy Spoon is a British institution.

Fry -ups, bacon butties, egg and chips, proper comfort food.

I'm going undercover as a cafe owner, and the food I'll be serving will be the

direct opposite of comfortable.

What's up, lads? You all right?

You just got, like, regular coffees or tea?

Two?

Do you want, man?

Two teas, three sugars.

All right.

To go, yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's not. That was our last box as well.

Sorry, lad.

No, no, no. Give me a sec. Give me a sec.

Yeah,

this should do.

That'll do. You don't mind, do you?

You don't mind?

You do mind?

Why?

Yeah,

but you can reuse these.

You can get about, like, 12 cups out of one teabag.

Mate, come on. It's good for your immune system.

I'm good.

You're alright though?

Alright, I'll make one for you.

The key with these, right, to keep them nice and fresh, best thing to do is to

dry them.

They're as good as new.

You wanted one, didn't you?

There you go, mate.

Quick, please.

Cobb, Cobb.

Hi,

do you do smoothies?

Smoothies, yeah, we do smoothies.

Do you do banana or vanilla?

We've got some strawberry and we've got the mega multi -fruit smoothie.

That's pretty good. That's like 14 fruits.

Can I have that please?

Cool, alright, what about yourself mate?

Hot chocolate, cool. Alright, with your smoothie, are you alright to have a

large? Yeah, large is good.

Right, a bit too sexy. Let me just go out to the blender.

Large, yeah?

Yeah, sure.

That looks small.

That's not large.

Yeah, that's our large.

That's a large,

yeah. You ordered a large.

That's a large.

Wow, you showed me a big glass.

Oh, yeah, I was just saying that we serve them in glasses, but that's a

Have you not been here before?

Right, we've got four sizes. We've got large.

We've got gigante, supremo.

Gigante supremo.

How much is that one?

That one is another four quid to that one.

Did you think you were getting that one?

Yeah, I like that one.

You want that one? You should have ordered a gigante supremo instead of a

Obviously, that's a large. I'll just have the largest one.

Well, no, if you wanted that one, I want to give you what you want. No, go on.

I'll just have that one.

All right. Now, look.

I like the cut of your jib. I like your manners. You were good.

If you want a Gigante Super Primo, you can have one.

Thank you.

Gigante supremo, right?

How did that just happen?

That I find impressive.

After the greasy spoon, what better to follow up with than a nice cup of

And a trick.

How are you doing? You alright?

What do you want?

White Americano.

White Americano?

You can do that, yeah?

One of them?

Two pounds.

Cheers, thanks.

There you go.

As you paid, I'll make yours first.

Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Cheers, thank you.

White Americana, yeah?

Double shot. Yeah, double shot. We'll do that.

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Thank you. It's nothing.

It's nothing.

Yeah, it's something you thought.

Oh, by the way, I've got something to tell you.

I don't actually work for you. My name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And you've just been tricked.

He was on trick!

He was on I .D .D .D.!

I'm so confused!

I'm so confused!

I'm so confused!

I thought he was on I .D .D .D.!

Well, now you're on TV. No! No!

After the break, Peter Andre gets a shot in my big... cake trick.

What the hell was that?

I've come here to trick Peter Andre, who's supposed to be one of the nicest

in showbiz. Oh, look at me, I'm Peter Andre, the mums love me.

Andre, I know you've got a dark side, and I'm going to find it.

Well, we'll see how nice he is when he meets me in this cake shop and he's got

no idea he's being filmed.

The guys are rigging the shop ready to trick Peter.

Meanwhile, I've sneaked some cakes out of the kitchen for a quick trick.

I've got some cakes for you here.

The reason I bake some cakes is that later on Peter Andre's coming here and

got to convince him that I partly run this cake shop.

Now, they might not be the best cakes you've ever taken in your life, but

going to play a game with them.

So, as you can see, they all spell trick.

T -R -I -C -K -E -D.

I want you all to reach in and just grab one of the letters. Take the whole

cake. Go.

On the count of three, I want you to have a big bite. Real nice big bite. You

can get it all over your face. I don't mind.

On the count of three, ready? One, two, three. Big bite.

Oh, yeah.

Really weird.

Is that all nice?

Yeah?

You left D.

Probably for the best that you left that one.

Because I put quite an interesting filling in.

Can we see how there's a... Razor blade.

But yours are all fine.

I've actually met Peter before, so I'm going to need a decent disguise to fool

him. Apply the goatee.

Oh, hello.

Wow, hello.

Hello. This looks fantastic.

Hello. You're making me want to get married. Dan, yeah, how you doing?

Carl. Hey, Carl.

Hey, Pete, you all right?

Making me want to get married. Yeah, yeah, this is the cake booth.

I'm going to leave you with Pete. You all right, mate?

No, it's my mom's. Peter thinks he's here to do some PR for the cake shop,

promote the store on social media and taste some nice cake. What a lovely job.

But he doesn't know I've cooked him up a load of bull.

Will he swallow it?

You don't need my help. Look at this.

Yeah, I mean... I've got a picture of that somewhere. Everyone would love

Oh,

hello. Oh, my God. Hello.

This is one of our brides for tomorrow.

Oh, are you getting married?

Right, come here. I'm going to tell you which cake.

You've picked a cake already.

Yeah, I've picked it. Hello.

Hi, I'm Jay.

Nice to meet you. You must be Mum. Hi.

You all right? I don't know you. Do you want to see it?

Oh, please. Okay, all right. All right. Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Oh, it's beautiful.

That is just exactly how... Oh, you're getting emotional.

Sorry. Calm down.

Oh, my God.

So there it is.

It's really nice.

Perfect, absolutely perfect.

Right, I'll box it up for you so it can take a few minutes and then we'll have

to put it in the car and stuff like that.

Now my two actors leave on cue saying they're off to collect the wedding

Well done girls.

We'll be back in a minute.

Yeah, yeah, sorry, leave it there.

Yeah,

yeah, can we get a few photos next to some of these? Is that alright?

Yeah, mate, honestly, whatever you want. Well, if you stand there and look at

maybe that one there, that'd be good. Yeah, and then what do you want to do?

Whatever you want, bro.

Whatever you want.

We don't have to go close up. I'm 41, I'm not... Should I go back?

Mate. Oh.

Shit, sorry, but I didn't... I haven't got enough time. I haven't got enough

time.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

I'm here, bro.

I'll help. No, I'll tell you what to do. I'll tell you what to do.

Let's get... Right, okay, so I can do this in about 48 hours if I phone my

and get some people over.

But that... I'll be back in about half an hour.

Do you want me to... Well, she just... Well,

she's just gone to get her dress. So, first of all, let's get this out of the

way so she doesn't see it because she's going to break.

What do you want it? I couldn't do that to the bride. I couldn't do it to the

bride.

She can't eat her cake. Well, she can't eat it. Is that fixable? No. Look at

that. Is that fixable like that?

No. Are you sure?

Don't worry. Hey, listen.

She's a sweet girl. She's gonna understand.

Well. Tell you what.

Let's hope she doesn't.

Get that. Right, right. Be careful, man. Um, stick it on there. Stick it on

there. I'll put some towels down.

What, you're just gonna leave it like this? Well, for now.

Yeah, I'll back it up later.

Okay. Bring it out. I'll do it. No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

Do you want me to help out?

Yeah, just help out and just, um, why waste some time?

Hey, hey, are you alright? Yeah, yeah. That was quick.

We've got the dress.

Oh,

you didn't have to pick it, it was just for picking it up. No, no, no, just pick

it up.

Um, good. We've got the car and just need to pick.

Good, good.

Yeah. Um, I'll tell you what I told you. Um, so, I was taking a photo of Peter

in the corner.

Oh, right, yeah.

And I, um, stepped back.

I... No, no, no, sorry. I knocked him. No. I knocked him. No, no, no, no, no.

knocked a rose off, one of the roses.

So one of the roses has come off, hasn't it?

Yeah, okay. One of the roses.

One rose,

hasn't it?

How bad is it? It's one... Because his reaction is

a bit different.

No, do you know what it is?

I'll be honest.

I'm being a perfectionist.

So I'm being a perfectionist. So it's all boxed up. It's fine.

It's absolutely fine.

No, it's fine. So just take it. Bring the car round.

If you bring the car round, I'll put it in the car. So, Mum, Mum, you go bring

the car. It's fine.

It's bad luck to look in the box before your wedding, isn't it?

Do you know what?

Go and have a coffee or something.

Go and come round and then we'll come back. Go have a coffee.

Go have a coffee and I'll fix the rose. Is that right?

I was almost away with that then.

Dude, you're going to have to be honest. No, mate, mate. If she'd have taken

that home, we could have blamed her driving or blamed the caterer or

I mean, you weren't really helping. I was saying it was one rose and you were

umming and ahhing.

You're going to have to be honest with her.

That's all I'm saying. I don't have time.

I would have been all right then if you wouldn't have just if she just said yeah

put it in the car That'd be fine. Don't look at it till tomorrow cuz it's bad

luck to look at it. It'll be fine, wouldn't it?

I've got a plan. Let's get rid of this So it takes too long to make but we

do there is a solution here did it sit down Well

look right what I'm thinking is that that looks like her cape did it It looks

nothing like it. No, it's four -tier. It's white. It's four -tier, but it's

nothing like it. You can't do that. But I could give her that quick. I could

make her that.

I mean, it looks very similar to a cake.

So what I'm thinking is that... It looks nothing like a cake, but... That is...

That could be her cake.

I mean, just look at it. That is her cake, I reckon. I mean, I think that

of works as a cake. I think that really works.

I think that is her cake.

Why do I think you look familiar all of a sudden? And what the hell was that?

I've got something to tell you, Peter. Do you know what? I don't really own a

cake shop.

Why did I think I saw your face and I didn't... My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician and you've just been tricked.

You... You... Son of a... Oh, God, I was petrified for that. Oh, are

you kidding?

What?

Okay, do you know what?

You are kidding. Listen, forget all that. How the hell did you do that?

It's magic, isn't it?

I'm blown away. Peter, thank you very much.

I am blown away. Thank you very much.

Do you know what? Do you know what's worse than this?

That woman made me hug her twice.

Yeah, she likes you. And she didn't want a genuine hug. No, I think you're in

there.

You are a star.

I think that is her, Kate.

And you see it in your face like that. I saw that firsthand, what just happened

there. And that completely freaked me out. I became completely speechless.

And I don't even know how long it took me before I could say anything. But I

sitting there saying, there is no way in the world he just did that.

What the hell was that?

Unbelievable. I mean, he could be Moses.

I don't know. He could have parted the thief, because that was pretty

unbelievable.

And tricks back next Monday at 9, with Ben picking out more of his favourite

tricks. On Friday at 9, we'll be having a ream Halloween in brand new Educating

Joey Essex. And before that, on Thursday at 10, Keith's got a Halloween special

of Celeb Juice for you. And he's here with the latest serving from last week,

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