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Senor Jeff, breakfast.

Be right down.

Buenos dias, Maria.

Oh, good morning. Sit down.

Eggs. Oh, would you get my jersey done? I'm actually late. I gotta go.

See, just like you like it, it's pressed and folded very, very neatly.

Hey!

Listen, uh, I got a racquetball court reserved for this evening. You

Oh, I can't do it. Coach says it's due in two days until we play against St.

Paul. Oh.

Well, in that case, put a biscuit in the oven for me, will you?

Ha ha.

You know me, Dad.

A biscuit in the oven?

Uh, yeah. That is hockey slang for scoring a goal.

Oh.

And does Jeff put many biscuits in the oven, then? Oh, yes, he does, baby.

He's a McHenry.

A McHenry man wins all the time.

At least that's what they want people to think.

How many times we got to do this, Mr. McHenry?

A red curb is no parking zone.

Yeah, but Tommy, look at that baby, man. That's called a BMW.

You can't park a Beamer in an ordinary parking spot. I'm sorry.

The man is judged by the way he treats his inferiors, Mr. McGann. Well, then I

guess I ought to be nicer to you, huh, Mr. Jones?

There he is.

Don. Hey.

Have you asked Stephanie Brown to check this party yet? I'll get around to it.

Hey, with 20 bucks, since Jenkins beat you to it. Thank you, Stephanie.

Jeff McHenry is very confident.

I got another word for it, baby.

Cocky. He's not a bad kid. He doesn't take drugs or cheat on his test.

He keeps his grades up.

But take away the money, the expensive cars, and the fancy food, what have you

got?

I don't know.

Neither does Jeff, but he's about to find out.

And I will walk with you.

I'll walk with you. Till the sun don't even shine.

Walk with you.

Every time I tell you I'll walk.

My name is Andrew. I'm going to be subbing for Mr. McNabb.

The old fraud finally croaked?

Uh, no, no. I would have known about that.

Let's just say that I'm going to be here indefinitely, all right?

Now, I am told that for today you should have read the chapter on the reign of

Henry V.

Yes. Actually, on Thursdays, Mr. McNabb lets us spend the period in personal

meditation on the lessons of the week.

That's a nice try.

Now, who can tell me about Henry's battle against the French at Agincourt

1415?

Well, it is the central element of Shakespeare's play, Henry V.

Now, Henry's troops are completely outnumbered, outmanned by the

French army.

And yet, they win.

It's a fact.

They beat the odds.

And the question is, what kind of leader could inspire an army to go into a

losing battle and win?

Don't tell me you're meditating?

Come on, people.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today that sheds his

with me.

shall be my brother, blah, blah, blah.

You know your Shakespeare?

No. I just go to St. Crispin's.

It's the St.

Crispin's Day speech.

We all had to learn it as freshmen.

Then you also know that Henry inspired his troops not by being a king,

but by becoming one of them.

He gave up the privileges of being a king.

To spend the night as a soldier so that he could understand their fear, their

pain.

And the speech the next morning, and the resulting victory, is directly related

to his willingness to humble himself.

Yeah, but I bet old Henry was back eating prime rib in his feather bed the

day.

Humbly, of course.

Hey. I can smell that 50 bucks, Mr. McHenry. What are you talking about?

talks. Poser's walk. It was unreal.

It was just insane.

That guy's my idol. So lame.

Totally.

I'll get your wallet, Mr. Pierce.

I'll catch you later. Mr. Jennings.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What did you have for lunch today? Is that spinach?

Jack at 1 o 'clock.

Well, hello, Miss Brom.

I was just thinking how great we would look attending Chase's party together

this next Friday night.

Now, why would I want to go with an arrogant snob that thinks he's God's

the world?

Well, because you can.

All right,

let's bring it in.

McHenry, Jennings, first line, face off.

I'm really looking forward to your party, Mr. Jennings.

Ah, shut up.

So is my date, Miss Brown.

I'm taking out your right leg, pal.

Yeah, bring it on.

You ladies are having fun, because I guarantee you, fun is not one of the

qualities the college scouts are going to be looking for.

You ready, coach?

Already going to Harvard.

Yeah, and a rich dad style of shit. Shut up.

Excuse me. Hello.

I'm Monica, interim coach over at Eastside High.

I'm kidding. They've got ladies hockey over there. Oh, no, I'm the boys coach.

You're kidding, right?

Not at all. And I had this... Burst of inspiration this afternoon when I was

watching my Eastside boys go through a wee bit of a workout. I thought,

it be lovely if we could practice with a top -notch team like St. Crispin's?

Look, Monica, we're headed to the state playoffs. I can't risk my boys losing

their edge practicing with a softer team right now.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me?

All right, let's change it up. Ins and outs on the cones.

Yeah, coach is right, man. I mean, we do play Eastside, but you guys really

aren't in our league.

Hey, I think Jenny's just taking too many fucks to the head. I can't believe

fell for that spinning thing. Yeah, I know. Think of that. Where's my 50

Hey, I'll get it to you tomorrow, man. Yo, where's my car?

So you finally pushed Tommy over the edge, huh?

I told you to tow your car someday.

No, you're going to have to give me a ride home, man.

No can do, man. I've got a date.

I'm already late as it is.

Sorry.

What?

I couldn't help but overhear you.

I can give you a lift home if you like.

So your last name is McHenry.

And the hockey rink at St. Crispin's is called the McHenry Arena.

I don't suppose that's a coincidence, is it?

My dad gave most of the money to build it.

We play at a public ice rink.

Yeah, I know.

Whatever happened to the old coach?

Henderson, right?

Yeah, well, after that 0 -12 season last year, Coach Henderson decided to take a

break, and I volunteered to step in.

Volunteered? As in no pay?

Well, there aren't any funds.

But there's lots of enthusiasm, and that's important. And not to mention, I

found this really great book on hockey.

Oh,

this is my house right here, straight ahead.

Well, uh, thank you for the ride. You're welcome.

It was really nice to meet you.

Would you maybe want to come in the house and wash up a little?

Thanks.

There's a bathroom right there.

Thank you. No problem.

Dad, you're not going to believe this. You know that dumb traffic cop at my

school? He had my car towed today.

Jeff. Dad, you're going to have to call this headmaster and get this guy fired.

Plus, I've got to find out where my car got towed. Jeff.

Your car wasn't towed.

At least not by the police.

It was repossessed.

What?

I don't know how else to say this, but... I'm bankrupt.

Dad, how can you be bankrupt?

I'm sorry, who are you?

That's Monica.

She gave me a ride home.

Oh, well, thank you, but... Yes, I know that this is awkward, so I'll see myself

out.

Thanks for the soap.

Bye.

Dad, I don't understand.

How could this happen?

Well, it's the risk of being a venture capitalist.

Sometimes you lose.

One of my deals went south.

So how am I supposed to get around without a car?

Well, you have to ride the bus for a while. Dad, you can't take a bus to St.

Crispin's.

You won't be going to St.

Crispin's anymore, Jeff.

What?

I can't afford the tuition right now.

I have to enroll you at Eastside.

Wait, wait, wait, Dad. It's my senior year.

I mean, they can at least carry me through the graduation. You've been one

their biggest donors.

They've been carrying you for six months.

This has been happening for six months?

Look, I leveraged a lot against this deal.

I spent the last year trying to refinance this debt.

Today I got my final no.

Why don't you make Samantha come home from this stupid European vacation?

I mean, the money will pay my tuition through the rest of the year. Your

isn't on vacation. She left me.

What a surprise.

I have to sell the house.

Give up the membership to the club.

I had to let Maria go.

Who's going to cook?

Who's going to clean the house? You?

We're both going to have to pick up the slack around here.

What about Harvard?

Did you leverage that, too? No.

I've still got that covered. Now, we made a deal.

You get accepted into Harvard, I pay for it. You did your part, now I'm going to

do mine.

Look, this whole thing is just a speed bump.

We're going to go right over it. I promise.

My God, Eastside?

That's so public. They don't even have a dress code.

Hey, my dad is an entrepreneur.

I mean, he took a risk. It didn't work out. But you don't make it to the big

leagues playing it safe.

And you don't get into Harvard without cash.

Mr. McKenry.

Oh, well, thank you for your concern, Mr. Jennings.

My dad has my tuition money safely stashed away.

Hey, good luck.

We're still on for the Chase's party this Friday, right?

Next Friday?

I can't.

I told my mom that I babysit my little brother and sister, so... Sorry.

I guess I wasn't thinking when you asked me.

Sorry.

So much for hockey then, right?

I mean, you have to be pretty desperate to play for Eastside.

Mr. Jennings.

Shouldn't you be in class now?

Take it easy.

Well, off to wander the teeming masses of the great unwashed.

Very Henry the Fit, don't you think?

You know, if you keep an open mind, you can learn a lot walking a mile in

somebody else's shoes.

I don't plan on learning anything.

It's just a pit stop on my way to Harvard.

And once I get there, everything will be just fine.

Hi, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff. Welcome to Eastside.

Oh, Randy, this is Jeff. McHenry, I know.

Scored six goals against us in one game last season.

Randy Templeton.

What's up?

Randy's the captain of the hockey team this year, so I thought he'd be perfect

to show you around.

Great.

Thanks.

All right, come on.

So what do you do for lunch around this place, man?

This is it.

You must want to go to the cafeteria and take your chances.

What? Is the food that bad?

I'm not talking about the food, man.

Hey, you want a chip? No.

This ain't church, you know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Chill, be cool, man. Chill.

Chill. It's all right.

Hey, little tip, Jeff.

If you want to live to see 8th period, I'd lose the attitude.

And the jacket.

pleased to report that there's been a dramatic increase in your fun

For instance, Jordan, today during the warm -up, I noticed that you and Matt

six more high -fives than you did yesterday.

And Randy, after you scored that last goal during our scrimmage, I timed your

smile 32 seconds.

What has this to do with hockey?

Everything.

A poet once said nothing great was ever achieved without great joy.

The poet was Emerson.

And he wasn't talking about hockey.

What are you doing here?

Spying for St.

Crispy's, huh?

Jeff doesn't go to St. Crispin's anymore.

Came to shoot around.

Well, we could really use you on the team, man.

What team?

You guys don't even have a patching game. You guys body check like you're

dancing at the prom. Every shot you have goes three feet wide. You don't need

me. What you guys need is divine intervention.

Do you mind if I go shoot around for a little while?

No, you're welcome to use the North Gold.

Thanks.

Who the hell did you think he is?

Yeah, I'd like to kick his... All right, settle down.

Nobody's going to kick anyone's anything.

Crossover drills.

Right away. Let's go.

Is that all you ever eat?

Well, my chef ran off with my butler, so what can you do?

Besides, I only have 50 cents.

What are you doing? That's not your job.

Did your mom ever teach you to clean up after yourself?

See you later, Tess.

Bye, baby.

Oh, what can I get for you, baby?

I'd like a orange soda, please.

I've been watching you.

You've got a mean slap shot.

Thanks.

There you go.

The change is yours.

Thank you.

Jeff.

Stephanie. I thought you had a baby soon.

So,

survived your first week at public school?

Are you kidding? They think I'm a god down there. Yeah, I hear you might be

suiting up for their team.

Are you sure you want the Harvard Scout to see you with them?

I'm not suiting up for anything.

I don't need the Harvard Scout.

He doesn't know.

His dad getting another divorce is no biggie. That's like part of the

Is there bankruptcy?

Hey, check this out.

I heard his dad even grew through his college fund.

What are you talking about?

Hey, sorry.

I didn't know you were there.

What about my college fund?

Chase says your dad came to see his dad at the bank today.

He's trying to get a loan to cover your college tuition.

What?

Nothing left, man.

No money for college.

It's all gone.

Sorry, Jeff.

They've taken the car, the clothes, and the school, and he's still managed.

Now he's lost the last thing that's been holding him together.

His dream.

Oh, come on.

I've got to get more than that for this house. Just... Well, talk to him. Tell

him to come up a little. There's no Harvard money, is there?

Look,

just see what you can do.

I can't believe you thought Chase Jennings' dad, of all people, wouldn't

the racket club the fact that you walked out of the bank.

Oh, God.

You lied to me, Dad.

Look, this hole is a lot bigger than I thought.

So what now?

You don't know?

Whatever happened to we have a deal?

What happened to you get into Harvard, I'll pay for it? What about this is just

a speed bump, son?

Come on, Jeff, I'll think of something.

No, Dad, forget it. Forget it.

You know, you're no entrepreneur.

You're nothing but a gambler. And you just gambled my future away.

What I'm going to get into Harvard now is to pay for it myself.

What do I do now?

Jeff?

I want to join the team.

That's all right with you.

Well, that'll be up to the team.

I thought you said that we were a bunch of losers.

Yeah, he was pretty harsh.

No, but he was right, too.

I'd say we give him a shot.

Tell me what you got.

Come on, Jordan.

Jordan, come on. Pick it up. You're killing me out here.

Give me a lousy break. We've been doing this stupid drill for an hour. I'm

getting pounded in here.

We're going to be here until the ice melts if you guys keep dogging.

What, you guys don't want to win? You think this is fun?

Huh?

Jeff's right, Ma.

No, we stink. We need to be working harder than we have been.

Yo, Jordy, give me your gloves, man. I'll take over a goal.

Yo,

Jeff.

What's this for?

Well, I think you ought to be captain.

Randy, you were in that position.

Yeah, I know, but he deserves it.

He's a better player.

Thanks, bro.

It's quite an honor he gave you. Yeah.

But it's not enough, is it?

All I need is the money to go to Harvard.

I've got a scout coming to the game on Friday. They can give me that money.

I've just got to make sure I don't lose.

So it's Harvard or nothing, huh?

Yeah, if you want to be somebody in this world, you've got to go to a place

where they make the somebodies.

And you think that's Harvard?

Yeah, it's got to be Harvard.

My mom had a perfect plan for my life.

Private school would get me to prep school. Prep school would get me to

Harvard would get me to do whatever I want to do.

But it's character that decides who you are and what you become, not what

schools you attend.

Why don't you try explaining that to the rest of the world?

See you tomorrow.

I can fix that frown, but it'll take a big orange drink and a hot dog.

It's worth a shot, Tess.

You had quite an effect on the team out there.

I don't think I've ever seen them leave the ice so quickly.

I think I'm pushing them too hard.

Oh, and what do you think?

I think they'll get over it. And if some of them don't, then we'll survive

without them. We few, we happy few will do just fine.

A Henry V fan.

No Shakespeare? Of course.

Not like I used to.

Twenty -six

cents won't do it, baby.

Well, can I catch you next practice?

No, but there is something I'll take.

Have you ever heard the expression singing for your supper?

I don't sing.

Actually, it's been a long time since I've heard that St.

Crispian Day speech.

I'll take a few more lines of that for your supper.

This day is called the Feast of Crispian.

He that outlives this day and comes safe home will stand a tiptoe when this day

is named.

and rouse him at the name of Crispian.

Then shall he strip his sleeve and show his scars and say, These wounds I had on

Crispian's day.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today who sheds his

me shall be my brother.

Be he ne 'er so vile.

This day shall gentle his condition.

And gentlemen of England now abed shall think themselves accursed.

They were not here, and hold their manhood cheap whilst any speaks that

with us upon St. Crispin's Day.

All right, baby.

Welcome to the McHenry Arena for the final game of the regular season,

your undefeated conquerors of St. Crispin's Academy and the Knights of

High School, who are still looking for their first victory of the season.

110 % from everybody.

The captains for today's game are Eastside's Jeff McHenry and for St.

Crispin's, Chase Jennings.

All right, guys. The most important thing today is to keep passing the puck,

okay?

You have to think of it as a hot biscuit.

And it's too hot to hold on to.

And on defense, I want you to stand them up at the blue line and take that

biscuit away.

Excuse me.

All right, come on. Let's go get him. Come on, get up, get up. Let's go.

Let's go, guys. Over here.

The only way we're not going to get slaughtered is if you guys keep feeding

the puck. You got it? Yeah. Understand?

Let's go. Come on.

Woo!

Let's go!

Keep your eye on the captain of the East Black team.

Jeff McHenry?

Very interesting player.

Excuse me. Do you two want to sit together?

Oh, no.

Hey, that's a nice red jacket you got there.

Crimson. I'm a scout from Harvard.

Isn't that nice?

Facing off at center ice will be former teammates Jennings and McHenry.

Jennings takes the draw, and here comes St. Crispin across the blue line. Pass

back to Jennings.

Beautiful piece of stick work through the leg. He shoots.

He scores.

Captain Chase Jennings with a quick one -to -nothing lead for the Cockroach.

Just ten seconds into the game.

How could you let him go by you like that, man? You're going to blow it for

Come on. Let's go.

Jennings with just one man to beat.

He gets by. Jennings will shoot and score.

Two -to -nothing St.

Crispin.

St. Crispin's across the blue line. Carl Shirley back to Jennings. He shoots. He

scores!

Chase Jennings with the first period hat trick. It's St. Crispin's three.

He's tied nothing.

And the Conquerors look unstoppable.

Base off. Controlled by St. Crispin.

Pierce with the puck.

He dishes over to Jennings. Jennings shoots.

And it is a glove save by Jordan. And he covers up.

All right!

McHenry wins the base off. Right now he's playing. playing like a one -man

out there. That buck just seems to be frozen to his stick.

Still a lot of time left.

He smells a victory now. Three minutes, 48 seconds remaining in the game. What a

defensive battle this has become.

Eastside controls the buck, trying to get something going. Ahead to McHenry.

Eastside sends a defender. Denny goes down. Into the middle. Here's McHenry.

Interesting, but a beautiful goal by Jeff McHenry.

It's 3 -1 now, St.

Crispin.

So,

how's your bankrupt daddy?

Buffett. Hey, guess who offered me a scholarship before the game?

The Harvard Scout.

So I was thinking, since you're not going to be going there now, maybe you

get a job at Crispin's.

You're telling me the safety option.

Quit.

Break it out.

Come on.

You hear me?

That's it. That's it.

You're in the box. Both of you right now. Come on. There's only three minutes

left. Let it rise.

It's not the pros. It's high school hall. Now get in the box. Both of you.

Coincidental minor. Two minutes for roughing to Jennings of St. Crispin and

Henry of Eastside. Two minutes.

Go. Go now.

God.

What's happening?

God has called a time out, Jeff.

Monica?

Is this a dream?

No, it's not a dream.

I'm an angel.

An angel?

Yes, an angel sent by God.

Why would God send me an angel?

Because God knows that everyone needs a little coaching now and then.

I haven't thought about God yet.

I don't even know.

Yes, you do.

Since your mother died.

I stopped believing in God after that.

But God never stopped believing in you, Jeff.

Then why did he take everything away?

Well, God didn't take anything from you.

These things just happen in life sometimes.

Investments don't pay off.

Sure things don't come through. Plans change.

But there's one thing that will never change, and that is God.

He will be the same yesterday, today, tomorrow.

He will never leave you or forsake you.

And he holds your future, whatever it may be, in his hands.

So I do have a future?

Oh, yeah.

Then I will go to Harvard.

I don't know.

But I have to.

I promised my mom that before.

I mean, that was the only thing I could say that made her.

My mom was hurting so much.

I promised her I'd go to Harvard because she wanted the best for me.

She died thinking that I was going to be okay.

So I have to go. I have to.

Can't God understand that?

God understands why he made the promise, Jeff.

You wanted your mother to have a little bit of peace.

But she has that peace now.

A complete peace beyond anything you could ever imagine.

A peace that lives completely in that very moment and in the presence of God.

And that's where your mother is right now.

With him.

And if you will stop and listen to what God has to say, not about tomorrow, but

about the same moment, you can have this peace as well.

Okay.

I'm listening.

This day is not about going to a good college.

It's not about winning. It's about character.

It's about going back out on the ice with only a minute and a half left in

clock and doing the best that you can do.

It's about 12 young men who call you captain, putting your dreams aside to

their dreams and respect their futures.

It's about becoming a true leader, not just a Harvard man.

Becoming your own man and a servant of God. Because when you serve others,

With a whole heart with love and with humility you serve him

and That is a true victory Okay, I'll try it

I Just I don't know where to start Do you know what day today

is?

St. Crispians day

He tries to dish it toward the middle to Patterson.

Now Patterson's back to get it. Stolen by Pierce of St. Crispin. He clears it

down ice.

Eastside will touch it up. That's icing.

And St. Crispin will call timeout. The two -minute penalties have expired now,

and both teams will be at full strength as Jennings and McHenry come out of the

penalty box.

Welcome back.

Thanks.

Can I say something?

No, I think we've heard all you have to say.

No, we thought you wanted to be on a team, man.

All you care about is looking good for that scout.

You know, maybe there's some scout out there who might notice me today.

But you don't know.

And you don't care either, do you, Captain?

You're right.

I've been an idiot. I'm not going to deny it.

And yeah, I could really use a scholarship right now.

But not at your guys' expense.

I'm sorry for being selfish.

Well, you have been hogging the biscuit a lot.

Whether or not we win is not nearly as important as walking off this rink with

our heads held high, feeling like a team.

I wonder what that McHenry boy is saying to the others.

Yeah, I don't know.

But you know, Eastside hasn't won a game all year.

And they've held one of the top teams in the state to three goals. Well, I don't

know what he's saying, but they're eating it up.

Excuse me.

You want some, baby?

Yeah.

I've never really been a captain before.

And I only know one speech.

I guess I should give that speech right now.

30 seconds, coach.

30 seconds is all we need.

Go on, Jeff.

All right, I'll give the quick and dirty version.

Let's not just go out there to win.

Let's go out there for the honor of playing the very best hockey that we

how to play.

And if playing for honor is lame, then let's go out there and be the lamest

players there are in the history of Minnesota hockey.

And next season, when we show the rookies our scars from this game, we can

we took the lift against St. Crispin's.

And in years from now, when we tell our kids and our grandkids the story of this

game, I want them to kick themselves for not witnessing the day that each guy,

public eye, gave the mighty St. Crispin's a run for their money and

the way the game of hockey really should be played.

That was awesome.

Yeah. Let's do this, guys.

Man, get us the puck, Captain.

Go.

Hands in, you brave knights of East Side.

One, two, three.

Eastside Knights have sure played their hearts out. It's been one great day.

Eastside controls the puck. Now they're playing against both St. Crispin's and

the clock.

McHenry now with a chance.

But no, he dishes off the tablet and he scores!

Unbelievable!

Eastside pulls to within one goal of the undefeated St. Crispin's Conquerors

with less than a minute to play.

Come on, defense!

Take off your helmet.

What? Just take it off.

All right. You're the real captain of this team.

Now, I want you to go take this face off and watch out for Jenny. You're going

to try to take out your legs, all right? All right. Good job, man. Good job.

We have a captain change for east side.

Randy Templeton now assumes those duties. He will face off at center ice

St. Crispin's Chase Jenny.

Welcome to the big leagues, folks. Thanks, Slick. Nice to be here.

St. Crispin's across the blue line.

with the puck. He goes behind the net. Picks it up to Jennings. A beautiful

block played by Jordan.

After a rocky first two minutes in this game, Jordan sure has come on.

He's played a wonderful game inside the net for each side.

And there's the face -off. The puck will be controlled by the East. Jordan, come

in. Come on in. Sixth man, let's go. Hurry, come on. Only Jordan off the ice,

leaving an empty net. It's now a six -man offense.

And Templeton with the puck out across the right.

Only seven seconds left in the game. Templeton looking to score. He's on the

line.

Final score, St.

Crispin 3, Eastside 2.

Come on, folks, put your hands together. This was a tremendous effort by two

very fine teams.

Heck of a game, man.

I hope things work out for you, Mr. McKenna.

Sorry for all that stupid smack.

Yeah, me too, Mr. James.

Good luck.

I'm sorry I let you guys down.

Are you kidding, man?

There are a lot of ways to win, Jeff.

I'm counting 12 of them right here.

That was some excellent hockey, gentlemen.

Mr. McHenry.

Yes, you.

You've got some fine leadership skills.

Where are you going to college next fall?

Well, I'm not sure.

Well, I got accepted into Harvard.

We can't afford it.

Well, we've given out all our money this semester, but... Give me a call in

January.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

I heard your speech.

What'd you think?

Well, I've made a lot of money in my life, but I never could have made a

like that.

I am so proud of you.

And I know that whatever happens, I know you're going to be okay.

I know I am, too.

Got everything I need now.

I love you, son.

I love you, too, Dad.

You know, Monica, that was a great coaching job.

I really think I have an act for this game.

And I was thinking that we should have our own hockey team.

An angel hockey team?

Uh -huh. We could call ourselves the Ice Angels. I'm sure there'd be lots of

volunteers, Andrew. And Tess, you'd make a great team captain.

Uh -uh. No way. It's never going to happen. I'm not putting any biscuit in

oven, Miss Wings. No. No.

No.

No. No biscuit, no buns, no cupcake, no cinnamon rolls, no nothing.