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- Last night on "Love Island USA"...

[ Cellphone chimes ]

- "Tonight there will be a recoupling.

The girls will choose."

* It's my turn now *

Damn!

The girls held the power.

* It's my turn now *

- I want you to make the right decision

- that's gonna make you happy. - The boys fought for survival...

- All of my energy, I want to focus it on you.

...and at the recoupling...

- The boy that I would like to couple up with is Ace.

- Chris. - Pepe.

Taylor.

Nic.

- The boy I would like to couple up with is...

* I've decided *

* It's my turn now *

Bryan.

Two said goodbye.

And one couple came back together.

Aww!

- I think it's cool we get to try it again with,

- like, more clarity this time. - Right.

Couldn't imagine, like, in an office experience

with someone better than you.

I'm just super excited to see what's there.

* It's my turn now *

- [ Babies crying ] - What the fuck?

- "Islanders, enjoy your new bundles of joy."

Aaah!

- Tiny islanders cause chaos. - Your mama's gonna kill me.

Please, please. [ Cellphone chimes ]

- And one couple's... - What?

- "Islanders, the Hideaway is now open."

Oh, my God.

- ...getting some grown-up time.

**

- * I'm telling you, the truth is that you and me are human *

Welcome to "Love Island USA."

Olandria is so resourceful,

she's managed to turn her friendship with Nic

into a blossoming relationship --

and some Froot Loops she found under the fridge

into a fetching pair of earrings.

- How are you feeling, like, with everything,

like you and Nic?

- The whole situation? - Oh, yeah.

I'm actually happy because it's our second chance at it.

- Yeah. - I truly feel like we can

actually explore this connection with a clearer mind.

I know we have a great platonic relationship

and we did all the groundwork.

We have great a great bond, a great connection,

- friendwise, you know? - Yeah.

Are you attracted? Is he your typical type?

Is he -- Are you like --

- Yeah, I did kiss him on the first date.

- I know. - Yes. I'm attracted to him. Yes.

The initial attraction is there. Like, all that shit is there.

So all the groundwork has been planning out since day 1,

and moments keep leading us back to each other for a reason.

- It was all there, but we didn't realize it was there.

- Yeah. I feel like we were both so distracted

because obviously we had our own situations at hand

and we just kind of like shifted our focus to that.

- Now it's like, yeah, y'all can fucking talk

because you're a couple.

- Exactly. Like a real couple this time.

- Like for real for real. - Yeah.

- It's crazy 'cause now Nic and Olandria

don't have any distractions

and can just focus on their connection without any regrets.

I'm excited for them. I can't wait to see it.

I think that this is gonna be fun to watch.

- Oh, goodness. It's gonna be so crazy.

- I'm excited. - I'm excited too.

But, girl, my damn journey's been like this.

Literally. I've never had a smooth week here.

You know what?

But I'm glad as fuck that you're still here.

I love you.

- I actually love it. - I love you.

- I love you so much. - I love you more, bitch.

- Since recoupling with spray-tan artist Iris,

Pepe is simply glowing.

It could be because she gave him her heart.

Or it could be that she gave him a full body exfoliation

in a level two airbrush.

How do you feel?

- I feel great. - Yeah?

Everything I said, it was true.

- So yeah, I'm excited. - I feel like,

you know, I've explored every single person in here

- but you. - Yeah.

And I don't know why, but, like, in my head,

like, I had you, like, in a box, like, you know?

- You can't touch. - Yeah, exactly.

- Every talk with Iris is amazing.

Clearly, we're attracted to each other.

So now it's one of those things of just,

you know, let the emotions and let the feelings

kind of play out and, you know, see what happens.

- Have you seen "Men in Black"? - Mm-hmm.

- What if I was an alien and I just started blinking sideways,

like in the movies?

- And your head came off and you were an alien underneath it?

- Yeah, and it just opened up like this.

- I would still think of you the same.

I would.

Except I'd be like, "Oh, he's a little bit of an alien."

- A little bit? - [ Laughs ]

How do you feel?

I feel good, honestly.

Like, just hearing the shit you said and everything.

- Aww! - Hell yeah.

Everything's just natural right now, and it just feels good.

- Yeah. - Another thing is,

obviously, I live in Boston and you live in New York.

When it gets to that point, it's a lot --

It's an easier transition and everything.

Oh, yeah. For sure.

Do you see yourself, like, coming to New York?

- I was in New York the weekend before I came here.

- Well, our first date has to be in the city.

Would you like a truffle pasta date?

- Truffle is fire and I love pasta, too,

so we'll definitely do that, definitely.

Yeah. For sure.

Yeah. I'm really excited for us.

I feel like we have something, like, great growing.

And you look very handsome.

I have no regrets. I feel free.

I feel like I could fly like the pigeons back in New York City.

Like -- But I'll be a really pretty, clean pigeon.

But I feel free. Like, your girl's happy.

And she feels like she can be herself around this man.

And she gets her smooches.

Okay? I've been dying for those smooches.

- Yeah, I feel happy as hell. I can't even front.

Me too.

What a night for Amaya.

She's coupled up with Bryan,

and she just got a FaceTime from her twin sister.

And yes, it's a mirror, but keep it to yourself.

We haven't got the heart to tell her.

- I'm'a look good, smell good, feel good.

Get my smooches.

- * Yeah, I know it's on sight when I got you by my side *

* And I see them other guys but they don't feel right *

- I'm finally coupled up with someone

that has the same love language as me

and doesn't get scared when my pinky toe touches his pinky toe.

[ Laughs ]

- Like, seriously. - Oh, my God.

It feels good!

I know, that's right.

It's bittersweet, bro.

I was kind of, you know, really excited to,

like, actually feel, like,

excited to be closed off with somebody.

- Yeah. - It took a lot for me to,

like, get to that point.

It's just not meant to be, so...

- * You don't play no games and I like it that way *

* Yeah, you make me feel sane, and it just feels right *

How was your tryst, ma'am?

How did it look?

- It looked romantic. - Really?

- Yeah. - Yeah, bitch.

He's very sexualized.

He has those eyes where he's like, "I want to eat you."

[ Laughs ]

No comment. No comment.

- "No comment" is common enough, baby girl.

- * You and me could be something special *

Bro, you better hide that.

- Bro, why do you put it on my bed?

- That is your shit, bro. - You should put it there, bro.

Yo, put it under Huda's pillow.

- Give me another pillow. Give me another pillow.

- Have you and Chris talk about, like,

life outside of here?

- In terms of how we're doing things and how it's going,

it's like, yeah, I could see that turning into something

that might work outside the Villa.

- * Are you ready? 'Cause I'm ready *

What the fuck?

- How was your night? - Great.

- I see you holding hands and shit, bitch.

- It's just so crazy how it keeps being Nic.

And that's what I'm trying to --

[ Faint screaming ]

**

Bitch, what the fuck?

[ Screaming continues ]

Yo, we fucking with some little kids, bro.

* We can take our time *

- Who put this here? Who put this shit in my bed?

Which one of y'all is being freaky?

Y'all trying to set me up.

- * I can feel the sunshine like your body on mine *

* Are you ready? 'Cause I'm ready *

* We can take the love until the sunrise *

* Dancing with the moonlight *

* Are you ready? 'Cause I'm ready *

* We can take our *

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

Not for the first time this summer,

the islanders are about to be awoken

by some high-pitched screaming in the bedroom.

[ Babies crying ]

What the hell?

[ Crying continues ]

[ Crying continues ]

* Baby, love, my buttercup *

- * Forget-me-not * - [ Laughs ]

* You're my summer rose *

- I'm trying to sleep, and I don't know

what the fuck I was hearing, so I covered my head.

- Why are you cursing around the babies? - Oh, my gosh.

Oh, you got twins.

- I was like, "What's going on?" I got PTSD from this shit. I...

* In the summer sunshine *

I don't know why she's crying.

- Okay, baby. You're gonna have to cry...

[ Babies screaming ]

Shh.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Oh! We got a text!

Okay.

[ Laughs ]

* Baby, love, my buttercup *

What the fuck?

- Alright. Y'all baby got fucking colic or something.

I appreciate zero now.

My daughter had colic, so she was like... [ Chuckles ]

- * You lift me up when I'm feeling down *

- Hold his head. - Oh, yeah.

- Each couple has a baby to feed, comfort, and change.

And the RealCare Baby Infant Simulator

will register and record our islanders' interactions.

My mum had one of these. She said it was a nightmare.

Anyway, she stuck it out for 30-odd years,

and now it's the voice of "Love Island."

* Ohh, yeah *

- I like the name Apollo. - Okay.

So, then, for the girl, I want to do...

- It's got to be a "C" name. - Oh, let's just do Chace.

So we named her Chace for Chelley and Ace.

And then we have Apollo

because Ace really wanted an "A" name

so that he can get the babies' names tatted on his back.

- And then the third one is cooking up.

We'll see if I get lucky tonight.

I run a tight ship around here. Okay?

So there ain't gonna be no backtalk.

[ Baby crying ] No, no.

No. No. No. No.

- I'm more of the fun parent. - No!

He panic and yells...

- I am immediately more of the fun parent.

I'm very calm and demure.

- Our kids are very calm around me.

[ Babies crying ] Your mama's gonna kill me!

Please, please, please!

- [ Baby crying ] - It's okay.

Your mother's a crybaby, too.

I cry all the time.

We have baby Elijah!

We're great parents. I'm a mother now. No drama!

- Us and our son against the world. Ooh.

Oh! He's saying hi!

He's saying hi to you.

Baby, love, my buttercup *

- Is this close enough of a distance to leave our kids?

- Or is this, like, already... - No, this is good.

It's good 'cause they're sleeping right now.

This is Lois.

And this is Peter.

They're family names.

And we just wanted to keep the tradition.

- I'm a big family guy, you know? - [ Laughs ]

They're really good babies.

- Yeah. Them motherfuckers are top tier.

Hilton.

- Hilton. - Isn't that so cute?

So cute.

This is our daughter, Hilton.

She's a bougie girl.

- Bougie name for a bougie girl. - Yeah, she's a very bougie girl.

- Are we positive that we are naming our child Aaliyah?

- Mm-hmm. - Well, this was unplanned.

You know? Um...

- Feels like it happened overnight.

But I'm grateful for it, man.

* I knew she was the only one *

- Gonna give her, like, a unique name.

- Layla is fine. - Layla?

Saskia?

- Unh-unh. I don't fuck with that one.

Katana.

Okay. Layla it is.

This is Layla.

He let me pick the name, which was cute.

- As long as I get to pick the nickname.

- "Lay-Lay." - Oh. That's fine.

Honestly, I feel like it's just easy for me.

But golly. I don't miss the crying.

How many kids did you want?

- Three at least. Five or six max.

- Look at Mama not doing nothing.

- He just loves being a dad, so I let him have his moment.

- You see he had to use Uncle Tay's bonnet?

- [ Laughs ] - I feel like you might be

the only fit parent.

- Look at him. He ain't even got no harness on.

They not fit. And then you got --

You got Pepe and Iris, and they're cooking.

They just put the baby on the counter.

- On the counter! - What if the baby roll off and die?

See, that's the problem with this generation.

We having parents who ain't ready to be parents.

**

Oh, wait. it's a boy.

- Wait a damn minute. - Oh, my gosh. It's a boy.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my gosh. We look like bad parents.

- I mean, Hilton could be a boy name, too.

- Mm. We gotta change that.

He's either LeBron or Marcel.

My middle name's Marcel, so we named him Marcel.

Yeah.

[ Baby crying ]

Yo, we got a boy.

Rename him!

The baby is left alone!

- [ Baby crying ] - Aah! Aah!

Don't call CPS!

[ Babies crying ]

How often do babies poop a day?

- I don't know. [ Babies crying ]

- I had to boonk-gang Ace and Chelley for some socks.

They two different colors, but it's okay.

- I'm coming to get the bonnet. Okay?

- You are ripping it off the bonnet.

The baby is trying to sleep.

- Give her the bonnet. What is wrong with you?

- Give me the durag off your head then.

- Why I give you the durag off my head?

I need a durag for my son.

- You better take your ass to the store

like everybody else around here.

- You see, your friend is problematic.

- No, he's not. He's just protecting his baby's hair.

Did you just...

**

- What the babies have taught our girls

is that motherhood involves huge amounts

of caring, prepping, and fussing.

And on top of that, they've got to spend time with their child.

- I'm a hot mother. I'm a good mother.

I'm a tired mother.

- [ Sighs ] - Hi, Tía Chelley!

Hi, Tía Amaya.

- I love this. I love this for us.

The men are downstairs being men.

- Finally! - I need to get my nails done.

I need to get myself together.

We just gave birth!

- How do you guys think the guys are doing

downstairs with the babies?

- I feel like they're handling it well for the most part,

but I think now that the girls are upstairs getting ready,

it's really hitting them now, like, "Shit."

- Right. They're like, "What the fuck?"

- Ooh. - How's fatherhood?

- Fatherhood great, man. The baby's chillin'.

- Hey, look at homeboy's fit, though.

That boy fly, isn't he?

He's chillin', dude. He's so chill.

[ Laughs ]

- I -- Ooh. Elijah. - I swear.

If any of y'all babies wake my baby up, I'm crashing out.

- If any babies start crying, get the fuck out.

- Stop cursing in front of the babies.

I'm sorry.

- Your baby mama funny as hell.

Yeah, she a little crazy...

- She ran away from the baby. - It's alright.

- You left your baby in the hot sun.

- I was watching him. He good. He Latino. He likes sun!

- [ Laughs ] - I ain't gonna lie.

My job is really easy because, you know, Huda already a mama,

so I just let her do her thing, man.

Just -- I clock in when I need to clock in.

- You feel me? - Clock in, clock out.

- Clock in, clock out. You know what I mean?

- I woke up this morning fast as hell,

immediately grabbed her and started rocking her.

- I know! I seen! - I just sat there

and I was just like, "Damn. I'm back."

Having a child, it's a really unique experience,

and I don't think anyone but mothers and fathers

will understand that.

So this is normal for me.

I'm grateful for this challenge, honestly.

- How was your guys' night last night?

- Good. How was your night last night?

I'm done!

- I'm hearing the smooching. I'm hearing everything.

Everybody over here being lovey-dovey last night,

and then, boom, children.

Whoa!

- Iris, this is why you guys have twins now?

- This is what happens when you don't use contraceptives!

[ Laughter ]

[ Baby crying ]

- [ Chuckles ] I swear to God, Bryan.

Get your ass out.

[ Baby crying ]

Oh, my freaking goodness.

Okay, okay, okay...

[ Baby crying ]

- Shh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- They are stressed out. [ Laughs ]

**

[ Baby crying ]

- Are you dead-ass right now?

- Shh! Please don't wake up your brother.

I just put him to sleep!

[ Baby crying ]

Okay. Now you're being dramatic.

You're being dramatic. You're being dramatic.

And now you done woke up your brother.

- Yo. They are killing. [ Laughs ]

They are funny as fuck.

You wanna play with my phone?

Look. Here, here. Take a picture.

- Gotta burp the baby after she eat.

**

- Boys, I figured it out. I figured it out.

- Nic read that to feed the baby without Olandria,

he's gonna have to pump.

And I think he somewhat misunderstood.

First workout, Marcel.

It's never too young to start.

Gonna be a champion.

[ Breathing heavily ]

That's how you do it, son.

- Uncle's gonna show y'all how to work out.

[ Chuckles ]

I have something to tell you.

I was going into last night thinking, like, it's platonic.

It's like, you know, we're taking super baby steps.

We get into bed, and I'm like --

We just started, like, mad cuddling.

And she, like, you know, backed up into me

- and was like... - [ Chuckles ]

- I started getting, like, this really,

like, fiery feeling in my chest.

Like, flutters in all parts of my body. - Yeah.

- I had never felt like that with her before.

I was like, "Damn. If she doesn't stop right now, I'm gonna, like..."

Freaky deaky!

- Yeah. "I'm gonna go crazy." And...

- Hold on. This is not something

my daughter should be hearing. Hold on.

Oh, shit. Oh, sorry.

- My son can hear it. - The son can hear.

[ Laughter ]

- Was she receptive of that? Like, how...

Bro. Yes. Yes.

And I was like -- That was the crazy part for me.

- So you're open to it? - Yes.

- Okay. - For sure.

Now we have a child together.

Now you have a child together.

Baby Marcel.

[ Laughs ]

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

Our islanders are actually experts in positions

such as downward dog, low lunge, and forward bend.

Anyway, it doesn't matter how they conceived their babies.

Let's do some baby yoga.

- Attention, daddies and mommies.

Chris will be leading the daddy and mommy and baby yoga session!

[ Cheering ]

- What the hell you know about some damn yoga?

- I'm a yogi, brother. - [ Laughs ]

[ Baby crying ]

- Unh-unh! No, no, no, no, no! Nope! Nope! No, no, no.

- What are you doing, bro? - What?

I was about to sit down with her.

- She's a baby. She cannot hold her head up!

- Bro, I was just sitting with her earlier.

[ Crying continues ] Yo, you just tilted --

- Put her on your shoulder. - Oh, bullshit.

- Bullshit. - God. You give me anxiety.

I have to remember, Chris has never had a child.

He's never done this before.

But my situation is a lot more different than a lot

of the girls in here, and in the future,

if I were to ever have more kids,

I need to make sure that this is my person 100%.

- Everybody ready for the class today?

- Yeah. - Anybody got something

they want to get off their chest?

I'm just happy to be a mother.

- Ace? - Marcel is being annoying.

- Whoa! - [ Laughs ]

Pepe, Iris, anything?

- I'm really connecting with my twins.

- Okay. Taylor, Clarke?

- My daughter finna win the Emmys,

Oscar, Nobel Peace Prize, fly to the moon,

be the first at everything.

- Amen. I love that. Okay. So... - Well, fuck me, then.

What about y'all baby?

Huda?

- We got the best baby in the world right here.

Excuse me?

- This is a WNBA superstar right here waiting to happen.

Future president. Anyways.

Okay, we will start in a downward dog.

- Okay. Fuck me, then. - [ Exhales deeply ]

Now we're just gonna rock back and forth,

each calf, stretching out each calf.

Back and forth, back and forth.

Let's go up and down on both.

- This is what Bryan was doing to me last night.

- [ Laughter ] - That's crazy.

That's crazy. We knew you folded.

- Chair lunge. - Oh, shit. This is hard.

- Boom. Keep that balance, stable core.

I want you guys, one of the parents or both,

if you have twins, pick up your babies like so.

- Okay. - You got it, love?

Yeah.

- Go down to our balls. - What?

- [ Laughter ] - Whoa!

I was gonna say balls of our feet.

Maybe give it a little rock if you can.

She's hot.

- My baby said, "Whee!" He's having so much fun.

- Thank you guys very much. And until next time.

- Namaste, Chris! - Namaste.

- Nama-go. - It was crazy.

- You've been coming for him all day.

- We're not even sure if that's 100% Nic's hair.

- It is. It looks just like him. It looks just like him.

- Just like him. - Yes.

- He has the same -- - He does! Look at him.

- Chris, are you able to put my mat back?

- Huh? - Are you able to put my mat back?

- Yeah, I got you. Thanks, brother.

- No, you actually did really, really great.

[ Laughs ]

- Bryan, Amaya, and Elijah are off to Soul Ties,

but be careful.

You know what they say about Soul Ties.

Soul Ties drives kids crazy!

- [ Baby screaming ] - [ Laughs ]

You want me to get him?

- [ Speaking indistinctly ] [ Crying continues ]

You think he's hungry?

Oh, no.

I trust Bryan a lot,

and he is a very calm, collected individual.

He's over here carrying the baby.

He's over here coddling the baby whenever Elijah cries.

You know what? I'm a baby too.

Come over here and pick me up just like that.

- There we go. - Hi, Elijah. [ Laughs ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

- I would have to say you make a great father.

I appreciate that.

- Like, you're so calm and collected with the baby.

[ Both laugh ]

They're crying because they're uncomfortable,

and this is the only way they get to express themselves.

That's the thing.

- I want to be, like, such a fun, fun parent.

I want my kids to think that there's a tooth fairy.

And for Christmas, dress up as Santa Claus,

make it look like he's breaking into the house.

- That's fire. - Or the Grinch.

And make my kids' life as magical as possible.

Hell yeah.

- All of that kissing and then we ended up making him.

[ Baby fussing ]

He is so cute.

Do you think I look good as a mom?

- You do. You look like a MILF right now.

- I'm a MILF? I'm a hot mom.

This man is going to be an amazing father.

I know that's for sure.

And I told Elijah, I'm like,

"You see? That's why I call your father Daddy."

He don't want no breast milk.

[ Both laugh ]

- You want breast milk? - Yeah, I do.

[ Both laugh ] From you.

[ Baby crying ]

- Clarke was worried about how Cowboy Taylor would take

to parenting, but he's an absolute natural.

Yee-goo-goo-gaga!

- I see your baby took after me with the curly hair.

Yeah.

How's the father life?

Father life is great.

I'm the chill, fun parent.

- Clarke seems like she's like a strict mom.

- I am. - Yeah?

For sure.

- How are you guys making your babies happy?

- Shit. Letting her ass sleep. [ Laughter ]

It's been a good day.

Everybody else baby been boohooing and, you know,

diarrhea in their diaper.

I don't know what they've been feeding their babies,

but, you know, ours been chilling, so...

- How many kids do y'all want? - I want five.

- Damn! - Probably.

- So y'all finna be shooting them out

every nine months to get five in.

I always wanted two.

How many do you want, Tay? I feel like you want a lot.

- Three. - How about you, Clarke?

- At least two. - I want a girl.

- If I could have all boys, I'll have all boys.

Not happening.

I think she's a good mother.

Or, you know, will be a good mother.

- So... - Same.

You already give very much father energy

based off of today.

- But do I want a baby right now? Hell no.

- I've always said, like, my purpose in life is to be a mom.

It's like you're doing your life all over again.

Yeah.

- You're just making a better version of yourself.

Like, that's actually a really good way of looking at it.

For sure.

**

- The girls are off to brunch on the balcony.

For those not sure, brunch is a combination of the words

"breakfast" and "lunch,"

and the boys think this is an absolute foutrage.

- I needed this. This is perf.

- Cheers to womanhood, to motherhood, to parenthood.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- To the MILFs. - To the MILFs.

- Oh, shit. - Damn.

- I love being a mother. - This is definitely

how I envision my life in the future.

- Y'all don't -- Y'all don't feel no type of way

that the girls get to have fun and we don't?

[ Babies crying ]

- I say we have some fun with it then.

- I think we should all put their babies in their strollers

and have a stroller race around the whole Villa.

That would be fun.

Alright, let's go.

- I ain't gonna lie. I ain't losing.

Don't you start, girl.

- Y'all girls want to hang out? Okay, cool.

Y'all leaving the guys with the babies alone, bored.

Like, we finna come up with some shit.

* It's going down, yeah *

* The writing's on the wall *

- Hey, honey. - How y'all doing?

Doing good.

- The goal is to do it quietly so we don't get caught.

- Okay, let's not tell Mama. - Somebody with a single baby

help the boys with the double babies.

Feel me?

- The whole point was to not make your babies cry

and try to get through the relay race.

- Alright, guys. Game faces on. Come on.

- We zigzagging it. - Okay.

- Like around here. - In here, in here,

take your baby out.

I would have to say, though,

they are doing a great job being dads.

They are doing so amazing.

- [ Loudly imitating engine revving ]

- Shhhhh. - Oh.

- Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys guys, guys.

Hey, we gotta be real -- Go!

* Hey, hey, hey *

- On the outside, he takes the turn.

He takes the turn.

[ Imitating engine revving ]

- What are they doing? - Why are they doing that?

- Nic, please be careful with my kid.

[ Babies crying ]

**

All the babies are crying.

- Chris, is she crying? - Nic.

- Chris! - Are they ignoring us?

I think they're ignoring us.

- Oh, they racing. - Daddy Olympics.

**

Diapers.

**

- My babies are crying. - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I have anxiety.

- Hey, what the hell? Yo, you're gonna hurt my baby.

- I don't think Ace can ever have twins.

- Damn, Chris! Chris, be gentle, golly!

She's screaming and he's just ripping shit off of her head.

Chris, I don't like that color.

Shut up!

Excuse me?

Fuck!

- I'm gonna need you to watch your mouth.

- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, Bryan, yeah!

That's my baby daddy! Yeah!

- Bryan cheated. He was at the lunging station.

He did about three lunges, and he was like, "Okay, I'm done."

Whoo!

Oh, shit.

**

- That's a good boy. And he's not crying.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, they beat me, but mine didn't cry at all.

- Yeah. Good job, Nic. - What are you doing?

- Huh? - What is wrong with you?

What you mean?

- Why are you ripping shit off her head while she's screaming?

- She didn't even make -- She's not even crying.

That's not my baby.

And ours didn't cry not once?

Not one time, on my mama.

- Okay, next time, don't be ripping shit off of her.

- Next time, don't be like, "I don't like that color."

- I was playing around. - Oh, well --

Don't tell me shut up.

- Honestly, I'm a little stressed because

Huda just -- I don't know if it's just the mother in her,

but, like, she's just a little bossy, I guess.

Got a little attitude or something.

She just always wants to be in control of everything.

It's just like, "It's okay. Relax."

Like, this is just an experiment.

Like, this is not real life.

- * I gave you bad blood, gave you bad blood *

- Hello? - Huh?

Don't tell me shut up.

- Sorry. - Mm-hmm.

- * I gave you bad blood, gave you bad blood *

* You can run, you can hide *

- Aw, shit. - * You can run for your life *

Aw, shit.

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

Nic is desperate for baby Marcel's first words

to be "Daddy," but I'm afraid he's already said "Mum."

Well, "Mamacita."

The kid's been watching far too much TikTok.

- We had six new bombshells today.

- [ Chuckles ] - Six little bombshells.

- Yeah. - [ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ]

- [ Sighs ] Let me put my dress on.

- How do you think we did today?

- I think we did pretty great. I'm not gonna --

I'm not gonna lie. You scared me at first.

Had a pretty slow start there,

but I think overall you did amazing.

- I was in literal shock of... - Literally?

- ...having a child, how to take care of a child.

- Yeah. - But, um --

- He's been so good with you, too.

- I feel like he hasn't cried as much as the other kids.

- Yeah. - Whereas, like,

Ace and Chelley's children...

[ Laughter ] [ Babies crying ]

All they did was argue.

We had them all the way up here on our list.

Now they've dropped some.

- They dropped a few places, for sure.

How many kids would you want in, like, the real world?

Max, four. Minimum, two.

Mine's, like, minimum, two.

Max, three. Four would be a lot.

Could you be a single mom?

- I wouldn't want to be, but if it came down to it,

then I'll have to do what I have to do.

I was raised by one. It's possible.

Just not ideal, what I want for myself, you know?

Which is why I'm so particular of who I want to have around me.

- Mm-hmm. I think, like, continuing the lesson

that my parents gave to me of, like,

how much they stick together and raised me together.

It was, like -- That's really important to me.

- Mm-hmm. - And, like, the partner that I do have,

I really, like -- I want them to be super involved

and, like, very much, like, um, 50/50

and feel like both sides are doing their part.

- Mm-hmm. Agree. - That's really important to me.

I'm already attracted to Nic,

so seeing him today in "dad mode"

kind of made him a little more attractive.

I'm not gonna lie.

The way he always catered to my needs

or Marcel's needs without me even asking

allowed me to kind of let go of the wheel a little bit.

He did amazing. Oh, no, no. It was so cute.

It was so cute.

- I swear he looks like he's gotten more tired

- throughout the day. - Aww, Marcel.

- I like his name, too. Do you like it?

- Mm-hmm. It's a part of you. - Of course he's me.

- Look at his eyes. - Exactly.

- He has a good sense of humor.

- Exactly. - It comes from his dad.

- Just like you. - And his mom. And his mom.

- Such a good baby. - One of a kind.

- How are you feeling? - Tired.

- Being a father of two all day.

Is this our baby?

- Yeah. I changed him. - Oh.

- The fact that you don't even know if that's your own child

- is actually crazy. - I know my child. I just -- The outfit...

- You just asked me, "Is this our baby?"

- Because I seen this outfit on one of the other babies,

so I was so confused.

- God forbid a factory produce the same shirt

around you and your children.

You might not know which kid it is.

- Because my baby's gonna have --

Our babies have their own little thing.

So -- Actually we're twinning.

I knew Apollo was a mama's boy.

- The thing is, Chelley is a great mom

in mom mode by herself.

And I'm a great dad by myself.

It's just a matter of us coming together

and being mom and dad together.

We got to work on our, you know, teamwork

when it comes to being in a couple.

I put the clothes on that baby. Let's be clear.

- You're still -- You see? Like, you're -- [ Laughs ]

You're the one...

- I can't get my credit around here.

- I've been giving you credit all day.

- No, you ain't giving no damn credit.

- When did you say "good job" to me?

I've been saying "good job" to you all day.

- I have said "good job" to you. - When?

- All day today. - What? No way. Are you serious?

I'm so dead serious.

And the fact that you tryin' to gaslight me right now.

- I am not trying to gas-- - And you don't know what I'm talking about.

- No. I don't know what you're talking about.

I didn't say "good job" to you?

- No. - Are you serious?

I am dead serious.

[ Laughs ] I'm serious, yo.

- I think we're gonna need parenting courses.

- Oh. I think...you're gonna need parenting courses.

No. "We're."

Huda's gone off on her own

to fold clothes at a rapid speed.

And if she's anything like my mum,

that can only mean one thing --

she's furious.

Yo.

Hello.

- -You like folding clothes?

- No. You guys left the place a mess, so I'm cleaning.

Cleaning it up.

How you feeling?

Um...

I mean, a lot of this shit triggering for me.

- I'm not gonna lie. - I can tell.

I wanted to talk to you about that.

- Yeah. I think early stages of being a mom...

it's like I was pretty much doing everything.

- Yeah. Can I ask you a question?

- Mm-hmm.

- Is there anything that I be doing wrong

that, like, maybe affects your mood sometimes?

Because it, like, affects my mood sometimes

when I see, like, tour whole face changes

or something like that when something goes wrong.

But then I be confused. I'm like, "What happened?"

- I think that two things today was when we did this.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

- You were telling everyone to say...

What were you were telling us to say?

- Just to get something off their chest?

- Yeah, something like that. - Okay.

- And you went through every person, and then you skipped me.

- I did -- I did forget you. You're right.

- You skipped over me. - Yeah. For sure.

- And then at the end, you know,

I brought the yoga mats out.

The least you could do is put them away.

And you only put yours away.

- I put yours away, too. - No, no, because I asked you.

- But I would -- Okay. I get you. Okay.

- That's, like, a thing, like, you don't think about.

To just put it away. Because I'm holding her, the baby.

Do you know what I'm saying? Like...

- Yeah. - I don't know.

And it's not, like, deep. It's not, like, a big thing.

But it's little things that, like, I pay attention to.

Okay.

- You know, Chris handled it really, really well.

He's just a guy who really wants to improve.

Like, he -- I can tell he really likes me.

And it makes me feel good

that anytime I bring up anything,

he wants to fix it or improve it

to make sure that I'm happy.

- It's good information to know.

- Is there anything I need to work on?

- Yeah. - What?

- Give me a kiss. - Right now?

- Yeah. - You want a k--

[ Babies crying ]

Wow...

- Where's our baby? - Right here. Here you go.

- Are you trying to make another one?

Maybe later.

Where you going?

- As the baby challenge comes to a close,

it's time for some family portraits.

Yay!

- The little ones might be a bit stiff,

but at least they won't blink in the photos.

- I'm in the middle of taking --

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

- Uh-uh! That's cute!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

- You didn't -- You didn't even let me get ready!

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

**

Aww!

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Baby crying ]

- We'll come back. - Alright.

- Come here, baby. Ooh! Damn. The neck, though.

That was you. Not me.

**

Wait. Apollo's not even in it.

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

- "Daddy Ace! I love you so much!"

[ Laughter ]

- * What's it gonna take for you to say to me? *

And the results are in.

The couple that parented their baby the best was...

Taylor and Clarke!

[ Cheers and applause ]

- Wait. What?! What did you do to our child?!

[ Laughter ]

- The other couples that have passed are Iris and Pepe...

Yeah! I knew we did!

- ...Huda and Chris... and Nic and Olandria.

[ Cheers and applause ]

- Pretty shocked, but... - ...my boy!

- The couples that have failed the baby challenge are...

- Ace and Chelley... - How?!

...and Bryan and Amaya.

- That's crazy! My baby was chillin'!

- It's okay, babe. I think you were a great father.

And I think I was a great mom.

[ Laughter ]

Be happy for us.

Congratulations.

I thought I was a good father!

[ Laughter ]

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

The babies have now been whisked off to Casa Amor,

where they'll be joined by six brand-new babies

who are ready to stir the pot.

That's "Pacifier Paradise," coming soon to Peacock.

* I like the way you fit *

* God bless your dad's genetics *

- Literally I'm so fucking happy with him.

And I haven't felt like this in the longest of time.

- * You make me wanna make you fall in love *

- I didn't realize, like, seeing Nic in dad mode

made him look even better.

Just little steps every day.

The physical thing is definitely there.

* I hear you knocking, baby *

* Come on up *

- Wait. Hold up. What about you and Chris?

- I mean, he gave me a fucking heart attack when he

was fucking running across the freaking Villa with the babies.

- I liked his Mommy and Me yoga class.

- Bitch, I felt release after that shit.

What is it? Shagwonga? Whatever that word is.

- * I know you want my touch for life *

- I never thought I'd see Ace have a kid.

And all of a sudden today he had two.

[ Chuckles ]

- Y'all kids is bad as hell. - No, but your baby.

Marcel come around, don't know how to fucking act.

- Girl, Marcel went to private school. He's good.

* Give it to me, baby *

* You make me wanna make you fall in love *

- Clarke's bringing out a different side of me

that I didn't think I ever had in me, bro.

I've never been like this with a girl, ever.

* Explore me *

* Mark your territory *

* Tell me I'm the only one *

- Let's have a great night, ladies.

**

* Give it to me, baby *

* You make me wanna make you fall in love *

- Nic is smitten with Olandria. Look. He's literally floating.

Seriously. He's got no legs. Someone call the paramedics.

Why is no one helping? Oh, no. Wait a minute.

He's wearing camo pants. It gets me every time.

- Are you happy to not be a mother anymore?

- What is that to say? What is that to say?

- I started to like it. - Yeah.

- You know? - Yeah.

I took today as, like, such a reality.

- Yeah. - And I really enjoyed it.

- Aww! - And I'm looking forward to,

- like, having kids, honestly. - Really?

- Yeah. No, it's just exciting.

Um, to have, like, a little life-form.

I think before this, I seriously was, like,

looking on ChatGPT on how to adopt a child.

- No way. - As like a single dad.

- What? - Yeah. Just because I was so --

You'd really do that?

- It was a thought in my head. - Yeah.

- But I just want, like, a little travel buddy to take everywhere

- and explore the world with. - Aww, I love that.

- Yeah. - That's what I want for my son or daughter as well.

Is what my parents did for me was like, you know,

- just honestly be there for me. - Travel a lot?

- Yeah. They took me traveling, like, showed me the world.

- I love that. Where? - Thailand and, like, Iceland.

- Really? - Yeah.

- I love Thailand. I went there last year for my birthday.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- Dang, I didn't know that. - Yeah, I did.

- That's cool. - Yeah.

- You like it? - I loved it.

- I need to go to Alabama, though.

I've never been.

- Really? Ever? - Ever.

Do you like college football?

- I -- Yeah. I mean, I've been to a few games.

You know what I remember about Bama?

- Are you a Bama fan? - Auburn fan.

- What? - Don't.

- What? - Don't say shit.

- That's weird. Weirdo! - No, that's not weird.

That is not weird.

That's not weird 'cause I love --

I don't know, it's something about being the underdogs

that just gives me chills.

And I love college football season.

Like, Saturdays,

I literally just be at home watching college football.

- I love that. - I'm not even kidding.

- We love a girl that watches football.

- Literally. - Being in the Villa,

we talk a lot about our feelings and stuff,

but having, like, the small talks makes me feel

like I'm outside the Villa.

So thank you for giving me a piece of, like, home.

- Aww! That's so sweet, Nicky-poo.

- Thank you for being a good mother to Marcel today.

And I love, like, the little talks that we have

- after that, honestly. - Mm-hmm.

- Clearly, Chris and Bryan are no longer acting as dads.

Look, they're openly chatting

about their emotions while sober.

My dad would never do that.

- How you feeling you a couple though?

- Feeling good, bro, to be honest.

Being around here definitely feel good, so...

- That's good. - Yeah.

- Does it give you a different energy

- or different feeling from... - Oh, hell yeah.

- Really? - From like before?

- Yeah. - Hundred percent, bro.

'Cause she does, like, little things.

Calling me like babe and everything.

I'm like -- I don't know, I like shit like that.

I'm not. So -- And she's obviously not --

isn't either. So it works out, to be honest.

- How about you? - I'm chilling, bro.

Um, me and Huda had, like, a little hiccup earlier

just 'cause she had, like, a lot of PTSD and,

like, missing her daughter and shit like that.

- That makes sense. - Yeah.

- Can't even really blame her for that.

No, not at all.

And I truly appreciate her being vulnerable and stuff like that.

- Hell yeah. - I really do like her.

- I feel like y'all on a good road as it is.

Like, everybody see it too, that she be on you.

- You did? - I did.

- I wasn't gonna tell nobody. - I knew it.

I fucking knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

When? Last night? I knew it.

- I couldn't, I couldn't do it no more.

- I knew it. How'd I know? I knew it, bro.

- I feel like that was just like a great step into

our physical connection

that we probably don't show in front of everybody else.

So it definitely, definitely

made us feel stronger in our physical connection.

That's really all I can say about that.

- I respect how long you held out.

- [ Laughs ] - I really do.

I really tried my best, bro.

I just didn't want to tell the other boys.

But, you know, I'm gonna tell you everything.

- I don't know how many shots I'll pass up

before I'm like, "Fuck this."

Like, I'm doing it.

[ Both chuckling ]

- I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from.

Yeah. Hell yeah, bro.

- Bro, I seen y'all chopping it up over there.

That shit was long as hell.

- I had a really, like, a good-ass time talking to her,

and I was -- like, I walked away from that being like,

- "This is like -- This is cool." - Damn!

"I'm enjoying myself."

What's going on?

- We have not had our... - Yeah.

- We haven't talked. - We haven't sat down and talked.

- I feel like -- - But just seeing it on

the outside, does it look natural?

- No. It does. - Okay, good. Because it is.

- Well, I mean, well, you have to give me details.

No, no, I, um, I like Nic.

I love Olandria, bro.

And you guys' loyalty both runs deep.

So that's why I think this is, like, a really,

- really, really good look. - It's interesting.

- So are you gonna --

Are you gonna pursue it in a romantic way?

- I am pursuing it. Like, that's what I wanted

out of this whole experience.

So that's what I'm going to, like, chase.

- Yeah. - I'm definitely in the right,

like, direction, so...

You're -- You're just like this.

I'm happy for you, bro.

Like, I'm genuinely, like, just happy.

- What I've learned in this process,

you have to be selfish. I struggle with that so much.

And I truly felt like me picking Nic last night

was the first time that I finally put myself first

without considering anybody else,

whether that was a friend, another connection,

or anybody, anybody else.

It was just for me,

so selfish as that was last night, I felt good.

- I love you, girl. I'm right behind you.

- Having your support means the world to me.

- No matter what. - So that means the most.

So that's It's something I can go to sleep on tonight

knowing that I have my Chelley B's approval.

- I can't help but feel like this is meant to happen,

so I'm really excited for her.

I'm so happy for her, especially since she's happy.

That's what makes me happy.

So it's like, love that for my girl.

So I need your help because basically

I've been planning this date for Ace

and I'm doing s'mores at the fire pit.

- Oh, I love that idea. - Yeah.

- So we can go over to the kitchen and then from there,

figure out the rest of the steps.

I had something planned for Ace,

and I couldn't have done it with nobody other than Olandria.

That is my girl, my go-to, my everything.

So it's like no questions asked.

She's like, "What do you need from me?"

I think these are -- Are these graham?

I don't know. Let me try one.

- I just need salt. It looks sweet.

You know, he's very big on dates.

He's very big on being creative and thinking outside the box.

The same way that you make me happy

and go out your way to bring so much fun and excitement

and sentimental moments to my experience here in the Villa,

I want to do that same for you

because you are very deserving of it.

Want to go for a little chat?

- You pull me? - Yes.

I feel so honored. Right?

- I'm crying. Please. - I love it.

My girl growing up.

Oh, shit.

[ Both laugh ]

That's crazy.

We got ourselves a little s'more date.

- Hell yeah. - A little s'mores date.

- Nah. That's fire, yo. - Yeah?

- That was thoughtful. - Yeah?

Yeah, I'll give you that.

- I'm happy it's putting a smile on your face.

- Thank you. - Of course.

- Yay. That makes me so happy. - Yeah, there's no way.

[ Both laugh ]

- Wait, so show me how to do this.

- You stick the chocolate on the graham here, like so.

So we finna take the mellow right there.

Gonna stick it on the fire.

[ Laughs ]

Got me roasting marshmallows and shit.

- * So here we are, two kindred souls *

* Wanting so bad to control *

- Yeah, just like that. See that?

* So, darling, hold me tight *

* And never, never let go *

- Boom. Cheers. - Cheers.

- Then you eat it at the same time.

Oh.

[ Both laugh ]

You a mess.

You don't ever want to aim for your mouth.

Yo, you gotta stop that.

- Mnh-mnh.

I ain't gonna lie.

This is probably one of the most thoughtful things

that's ever happened to me.

- Really? - Yeah.

Wow. That makes me so happy.

I was missing home a lot.

This brought me back to, like, a childhood memory.

Like, regarding me and my mom and my brother, a time

where I felt like life was -- it couldn't get any better.

So you brought me back to that childhood place.

I'm very, very careful about who I give my affection to.

It takes me time to get to that point.

And now that I've got to that point with Chelley,

little dates like this make me want to go 10 times harder

and let down everything and just say fuck it.

I want to just give you everything I have.

It's the best feeling in the world.

- Thank you. - You're welcome. My pleasure.

My cheeks hurt.

- * These are the moments that make up our lives *

- Like that? - Yeah.

* First love, first kiss *

* First hand that you hold *

* These are moments we'll never let go *

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

This show poses many philosophical questions,

like if the fire pit isn't on, is it just a pit?

If the photo booth is out of film,

is it just a booth?

And as night falls, can you even call it a day bed?

Powerful stuff, eh, Iris?

- I love the day beds. - Me too.

Well, we had our babies.

I know.

- [ Laughs ] - [ Sighs ]

So, I had fun today.

It was a lot of fun.

I know.

Taking care of two babies.

- I feel like you really enjoyed it.

Because you were really, like, careful

and, like, gentle with the baby.

Like, no one else was like that.

- It's cool to see you in a different element.

- Yeah? - Yeah. It was cute, actually.

Yeah?

Is your mom a helicopter mom?

- No, but --

It's just funny, like, the way she asks me about things.

She's just, like, so curious about my life.

Do you tell her everything?

Yes, I do. [ Laughs ]

I do. I tell her everything.

She's very, like, picky about the guys that I, like, date.

My mom is the one that's like, "No. I don't like him."

- Interesting. - Yeah.

Tonight was fun.

Yeah. It was nice cuddling.

- It was nice to cuddle. - [ Laughs ]

- It was nice kissing. I can't lie.

- Yeah. It was. - Yeah. I can't lie.

I've been wanting to do it all day.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- Why didn't you? - I don't know.

But I did want to kiss you a few times,

especially when we were laying down with the babies.

- It was... - [ Laughs ]

- Not in front of the babies. - Yeah.

That's what I kept saying to myself.

I was like, "I'm gonna go kiss her,

and then it's gonna just be ruined by two babies crying."

No. No. It wouldn't have been.

I should have done it then.

- Yeah. - I want to do it now still.

You can.

- * I just wanna feel you on my body *

* So seductive *

- You want to? - Mm-hmm.

[ Laughs ]

- You don't have to ask me. - I don't have to ask?

- I can just do whatever I want? - Mm-hmm.

Come here.

- * It's all because of you, babe *

* It's all because of you, babe *

* It's all because of you *

* So seductive, so seductive *

- I feel, like, so, like, giddy inside!

I feel like I've been, like, wanting to hear that.

That means he probably was nervous a little bit.

**

I know we enjoyed doing that.

'Cause I've been wanting to kiss you all day.

- * I just wanna feel you on my body *

[ Sighs ]

I don't think the kiss felt like Pepe was nervous...

- * You just drive me crazy, drive me crazy *

...at all.

- * And I'm losing my mind lately *

- [ Chuckles ] - * I just wanna feel you *

You have good lips, too.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- * It's all because of you, babe *

* It's all because of you, babe *

**

Ooh!

Aww, Amaya. You're so pretty.

- I love you. Thank you. - You're welcome.

Thanks.

Oh, we look so cute!

- That's funny. [ Laughs ]

Ooh.

- Amaya, you have the pictures of me on your phone?

- Yes. [ Cellphone chimes ]

- Bro, what?! - Ooh!

I got a text!

Aw, shit!

Bro, I'm scared.

- [ Gasps ] - What?

Oh, my God!

- Aah! - [ Screams ]

- Amaya and Bryan! I'm telling you!

Amaya and Bryan!

Yes!

[ All cheering ]

- * Oh, I wanna dance with somebody *

* I wanna feel the heat *

- We all heard Amaya and Bryan smooching last night.

They couldn't keep their fucking hands off each other.

So now they can finally have some privacy.

- Ohh! - Yeah!

I'm so fucking excited.

The fucking Hideaway. I didn't think I was

ever gonna step foot in that motherfucking spot.

[ All cheering ]

- Amaya! You're gonna wear these.

- First of all, this is hot as fuck.

This is hot as fuck.

I cannot believe this!

Hideaway is right -- Aah! Fuck! Ahh...

My heart is about to just, like, pump out of my chest right now.

Like, I need to shave my ass crack,

but, baby, I am ready!

- * I need a woman to take a chance *

* On a love that burns hot enough to last *

- Girls, show me all of your finest fucking lingerie

'cause, unfortunately, I only packed granny undies,

so we are not going with granny undies to the Hideaway.

* So when the night falls *

* My lonely heart calls *

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

- * Oh, I wanna dance with somebody *

- Bro, I'm about to just go in my boxers.

- [ Laughter ] - Yo, bro, dead-ass,

just walk out there in your boxers.

I think you should do that.

Bitch, you look fucking great.

- * With somebody who loves me *

- Baby, I hope medics are around the corner

because when Bryan sees what I'm wearing

underneath this robe, he might catch a little

heart skip a beat.

- * Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody *

- * Bryan's going to the Hideaway *

* With somebody who loves me *

- How ready do they think she is?

She ain't ready yet. [ Laughter ]

- * Don't you wanna dance, say you wanna dance *

- * Eat that kitty in the Hideaway *

* I said eat that kitty in the Hideaway *

- * Don't you wanna dance, say you wanna dance *

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* With somebody who loves me *

- [ Screams ] I was born ready for the Hideaway!

Hideaway, here we come! [ Screams ]

* With somebody who loves me *

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[ Laughing ]

I hear her laugh already.

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughter ]

- * Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody *

[ Laughter ]

* With somebody who loves me *

Hi!

Damn!

Are you ready for the Hideaway?

- Yeah. We need to go. Come on.

[ Laughter ]

No. We need to go.

[ Laughter ]

With the whipped cream!

* With somebody who loves me *

* Somebody who loves me, yeah *

* Oh, shit, it's time to play *

* Amaya and Bryan in the Hideaway *

- * Eat that kitty, eat that kitty *

* Eat that kitty in the Hideaway **

* With somebody who loves me *

* Oh, I wanna dance with somebody *

Have fun!

- * I wanna feel the heat with somebody *

[ All shouting ]

* Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody *

* With somebody who loves me *

Tomorrow night...

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[ Whip cracks ] [ Laughter echoing ]

...things heat up...

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...and one couple...

is going home.

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