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I'm rolling, guys.

I'm rolling, guys. This is the first day of the documentary.

Can you introduce yourself?

Hey, hey. How you doing?

I'm Tripod.

Extraordinary. Tripod? Yeah. I'm sure most people watching this have heard of

you. Oh, well, I've done. And this is your right -hand man.

Yeah, there he is. Yeah, what's going on, man? Rico the Destroyer. Rico the

Destroyer. Yeah. All right.

So I'm White Boy Jay, and I'm doing a documentary on these two famous music

producers. What is your latest project? What are you guys working on?

Right now, we are highly in the mix on one of our artists right now by the name

of Wesley Pipe.

Wesley Pipe. Super slamming.

The shit he's doing right now is hot. You know what I mean?

I got the fire beat. Yeah, my boy Destroyer destroyed the beat. You know

I'm saying? Give him a small take. A .K .A.

Mr.

Sissy. Just so you know.

Just so you know. Give him a small take. Give him a small take.

Let's go. Let's go.

Destroyer. Destroyer. That was a sick beat.

That sounds so good. Can I hear a little more? Can I hear a little more? We can

give you a little more. Okay. That track just sounds so, so bumpin'. You know,

what we try to do here is, like I said, you know, because of all the pirating

and shit like that. Oh, I see what you're saying.

You know what I'm saying?

Underground.

Let's go ahead one more time. A little bit more? Yeah. A little bit more.

Ready? Please.

Gotta bring that brother to get that again.

We're gonna let this play though.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

That big M, baby.

Yeah, Mississippi on that ass.

Real hard. We're gonna get the mills off of this one.

That's what I'm saying.

Oh, I like how that beat kind of creeps in, huh?

Snuck right in there. Yeah.

I can listen to it. I hope I can hear it.

Is he really from Mississippi?

Oh yeah.

For real shit.

That's what I'm talking about. You hear that pain?

Yeah. That's the struggle in that voice right there.

One of the real bad misconceptions white boys make is that they keep on looking

towards the Adelaide or New York or even Chicago for artists.

That's not what we do.

So you go like, you're like the field, you go out in the field.

I go listen, you know. I go to the small clubs, the hole in the wall, hear

artists rapping street style.

Is that how you found Wesley?

Yeah, that's how I found him.

He sounds great.

I could feel it. When I heard him rap, I felt what he went through.

I knew we had a time.

I knew I had to do something.

It's amazing.

That's what it is.

Yeah. In the end result, music like this is really all the other music we have

is wearing pretty things.

Like what we got.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

The ends justify the meetings, right?

Oh, my God. What do you got? This is your workstation?

That's how I concentrate.

Right.

That's how I get the beats out like that. Okay, makes sense.

It's medicine. It's medicine. It is. It's a thinking attitude.

You hear that?

Let's hear that go.

I want to smoke some purple.

You guys got the wine, the weed. This is a great spot.

You don't mind if I drink some? I

don't

mind the music, but my dad, of course, can't stand it.

This is so embarrassing, asking someone to turn down their music.

Old people.

That sounds so good. I love these beats.

God,

my dad.

What the hell?

You're knocking hard. Oh, hello.

Sorry to interrupt you guys.

Oh, no.

My dad sent me over to ask for you guys to turn down the bass.

I'm sorry. I'm really embarrassed.

Did you hear that?

I think this is your neighbor. Here, come on. My dad, I'm really sorry to

interrupt you guys, but my dad asked if you guys could turn down the bass.

The bass? You don't turn down the bass.

I got houses everywhere, baby, and we just came through to finish up a track.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I have to ask. Can I take a picture with you guys?

I mean, I don't know if the rumors are true, but you guys have, like, monster

dicks, right?

We're not in that field anymore.

You know, we're doing music now.

I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What are you shooting? Oh, we're doing a

documentary on these famous producers.

You know, we're doing music now. I'm producing.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. She is kind of... You have to let me take a selfie

with your cocks. My friends are not going to believe.

They're not going to believe that I met you guys.

Yeah, that's why you guys are so famous.

Tripod, I mean, come on, your third leg.

The Destroyer. Like, you guys, please, come on. I am such a big fan. I mean,

guys have put out artists like Britney Spears.

It is true. It is true.

And now they're working on a new act. Wait, wait, wait. But you know what? But

listen to me. We do got a little time. You know, and baby girl didn't come

through last night. So, yeah. You're weak.

You're weak. You're weak for that.

Let's come in here. Come on. Come on. Let me just take a picture with you

Come on.

This may not be a bad idea over here. Yeah, come on.

Step on over there.

Don't do this no more, man.

Oh, my God. You guys, this is so crazy. My friends are not going to believe

this.

I mean, I'll take some without your cocks out, but your boners definitely

to come out.

There you go.

Can you believe that we're doing the documentary?

Jay, you think this is it? I'm...

I'm lost for words. I mean, if you guys need me to sign any, you know, like,

paperwork, or you can blur my face out, whatever you want to do. I am just so

happy you guys let me in and I'm here. No, we don't got a problem at all, baby

girl. I mean, we can, yeah, we can.

This is my instinct, so I was like, put it in my mouth.

I can't. Do you mind if I, you know, help you?

Baby, please.

That's what I'm talking about.

I told you I was quick.

Let me enjoy this one.

Let me get a little comfortable with it.

This should cost a little money.

There you go.

You know what? He had to go to the bathroom a little bit for drinking.

So you don't drink as much. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's why you can just lay back

and just watch this here. Okay, well, I'm going to get a couple pictures here.

Get that.

Oh, yeah, that's what I like. Oh, my God, dude, look at how big your clock

That's huge.

I want you to send me some of those.

Oh, does that mean I get your number?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. My friends are going to be like, you're such a slut.

How could you put a duck in your mouth?

Like, how could you not? I know that's right. It's a tripod.

Well, you ain't got to talk about it, baby. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, that is what I'm talking about.

Now, white boy, I got to ask you. Did you ever think that them and the chill

motherfucking documentary? No. I thought it was a music documentary.

Jesus Christ.

I'm fine with this.

You know what? He didn't want to do my money. He didn't convince me to get back

in here and do this shit. Go over there. I'll be right back.

Where's he going?

You guys.

If you don't get over here, this guy is going to get his. Oh, shit.

Somebody better put... I'm no tripod, I'll tell you that.

Oh, well then I don't want you.

Size queen, size queen.

I am here. I've been nervous lately. You gotta wake me back up all into it.

Like a little puppy.

Damn destroyer. I didn't do it.

I'm doing music now. I know.

But you still got fans, obviously.

We always want to take you back. Look at that.

Oh.

I'll pull you back in.

Yeah, she's pulling me back right on. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my God.

It's too good. Look at that.

Oh, yes.

That's what I'm talking about.

Just eat it, girl. Just eat it. Yes, eat it.

Boy,

something told me getting a house in this area would be ideal.

I just want to give it something to think about real quick.

I like that, too.

Thank you.

There you go, baby.

You know what I always want to try to do? What you want to do? I always want

try to stick it in there. Can you hear me coming?

Can you hear that girl?

She likes good music, you know.

If you like it, that's what it is.

You made her listen. Not just hear, you made her listen to it.

Your daddy would be so ashamed.

Hey, but I did get you guys to turn the bass down.

You did.

You might make some other noise in this mom.

I'm going to get a little comfortable here.

I'm comfortable right now.

She made me grow, you know that.

I like when I make me grow. I know, that's right.

You know what, baby? You got on too many articles of clothing.

I don't feel right. You really do. Yeah, you do.

Come on, let's pick them up, my friend.

There you go.

Yeah, now you're getting older.

That's a lot better.

Oh, now you're getting older.

Oh, see?

There you go.

Like that.

Oh, let me help you.

Let me help you. Hey, you know.

Look at that little cute puppy motherfucker.

Thank you.

You ever seen some shit like that? I never seen anything like that.

I normally do nature documentaries.

You in the wild right now.

You in the black jungle, motherfucker, right here.

I might fuck her with my chain.

Too tight.

Okay,

okay, alright.

Well, she got me convinced.

What's your name I

didn't

think the young girls grew the hair anymore.

Oh, look, she's opening it up.

Get

more

comfortable. That's what I'm talking about.

Tripod in the destroyer. Oh, I mean I heard the stories, but this is

Oh, the man, the legend, baby.

Oh, my God.

Put it back on.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

It's still creamy, too.

Oh, my God.

It's fat, too.

Don't you wipe that cream off my pussy like that. Get them fingers out there.

Oh, yeah.

I love gagging on your cock on the

other hole.

She rockin' the mic both ways.

She gonna make me produce a new song.

White bitch.

I need to taste all that.

Come on up here, baby.

Come on up here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

shit.

Saying hello to the asshole?

Ooh. A little hello, hello.

Isn't it cute?

Isn't it cute?

Look at that. Woo!

Holy shit.

That's what we're talking about.

There you go. That head is big.

Look at him.

Look at him. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

This is a normal day for you guys?

No, we don't do this anymore.

Are you doing it right now? Literally, right now you're doing it.

Look at her eyes.

Are they real? Oh, my God.

You got to know to be pretty, motherfucker.

Yeah.

Like when you pop the top, baby.

Oh, my God. We got to thank her dad for banging and getting mad at us.

Yeah.

I know.

Right over right there, baby. Are you going to do something like that?

Let me see this.

Oh, shit.

I love how big it is Let me get that shit. Let me get that shit. God damn.

What happened back there? Hey, she's squirting.

Hey, she's squirting.

She popped me out of there. Is that what's dripping down?

I don't understand. That's what I'm talking about.

That's squirting.

Give me that shit.

Give me that shit. Don't you do it.

She didn't get it.

Don't make her bite it off.

You right. You right. You right. You right.

No, my bad.

My bad.

Because I remember.

I remember.

Okay. Okay.

Ooh. Let me get it.

Let me get it.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Let me see that baby.

Let me see that baby.

Yeah, do that.

Tell her you got a tripod.

Damn.

That nigga eating gross.

A black eye. A

black

eye.

Oh my god.

Troyer, this is insane.

How does it even fit in there?

Oh, you good pussy bitch.

She's grabbing your balls like keep the cum inside

What's your favorite Destroyer album?

this one right now the one in the making oh we are recording

holy shit

Let's see your face.

I've never seen anything like that.

I've never seen anything like that.

Get it.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Shut up and take it. Shut up and take

it.

There we go, man.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that shit.

Holy shit. She only got one eye. Look at that. She only got one eye.

We're going to give her a new name, Carla Cyclops.

She'll be in there.

Make a new album.

There you go.

Give it.

Yes, give it.

I think you've been waiting on that.

She's going to get it today.

Oh, yeah.

That's what it is. Turn her around.

Go ahead and get up there, Mary.

You see why I was up there? Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I didn't want to give it to you.

Shit, I don't want to move.

Oh, fucking shit. Wait a minute.

What was that?

Yeah, Riley, let's see your face. Let's see your face.

He's hiding it with his big old cock. He can't see my face.

Just jerk it with your right hand. Just jerk it with your right hand. Touch that

clit with that left hand.

That makes me nervous.

That makes me nervous right there.

Here you go, baby.

Oh, my God. Here you go, baby.

Oh, my God.

She's cracking her feet.

She's cracking her feet. I can feel them. I can feel them.

There you go.

There we go.

Yeah. Don't you move.

Don't you move. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on down.

Come on down.

It's the best documentary ever.

I've never seen anything like this.

It's like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Damn.

Damn tripod.

Holy shit.

Right there.

Oh, thank you.

That's what I'm talking about. Give me that shit. Give me that shit.

Yeah.

Right there. Destroy her nose.

I'm going to give it a hand.

There we go.

Open your mouth. Look at that.

Look at that. Open it up.

We ain't playing.

Give us that.

Give us that.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

He said no. He said no.

Look at that.

Oh,

tripod, please open up that vagina.

Damn,

tripod.

Damn.

Let me get a wide shot of that same thing.

Do that again. Do that again.

Oh, my God.

Tripod. One more. One more. Please. One more. One more. Please.

Please. One of those.

That's amazing.

Don't you move.

Look at it. Oh, my God.

Stay there. Stay there.

Oh, my God. See that face?

Oh, yeah.

All right, once you got Destroyer, it's Destroyer's turn.

Stand up. Oh, yeah,

this is going to be bad.

Stand up. This is how you got his name.

This is how you got his name?

Uh -oh.

This is how you got his name, right here.

Yeah.

I think I know this move.

See those eyes. Oh, she fell. There she went. Stay up there. Stay up there.

That's called good dick right there.

See those eyes, Riley. See those eyes.

Look at her go.

Look at that. Look at that. Oh, can I be your new intern?

Hell yeah.

I'll do anything you want.

Anytime you need some pussy.

Anytime you need your cock sucked.

I'll do a good job at talking. You know what?

I'm going to give her the one that made her famous.

I got to give her the one that made her famous.

I got to give it.

I'm glad to be...

Thank you so much.

For the love.

Thank you so much. For the love. I understand.

For the love. Okay.

Uh -huh.

Okay. Keep your lips.

Don't keep moving.

Keep it real firm, man. Don't you move. Uh -huh.

You ready?

Yeah. Okay. Here I come.

Don't you move. You hear me? You stay right there. Yeah.

Okay. Here comes Jackie.

Here comes Jackie.

And all that water.

Come here.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

That was so amazing.

Now,

what I want you people out there to know is that that was an exclusive from

Tripod and motherfucking Rico Destroyer.

That was amazing.

I hate to say this. Can we do one more? Can we do one more? Please, one more of

those tripod rolls.

Just roll out like a firefighter.

That's what you're talking about.

Shut up.

Shut up. Take it.

Take it. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh

-huh.

I got one more.

There's some more exclusive shit right here. I like that.

One over the shoulder now. You're good.

You're good. Oh, just like that. Mm -hmm.

Ooh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness.

That's what I'm talking about. Don't you stop.

Don't you stop.

Oh, my goodness.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Best thing you ever said in your life.

I might agree with you. I think I agree.

Might, might. And we wouldn't even try.

Nigga, we know. Is this really like a day in the life of Destroyer and the

tripod? Yeah.

Yeah. It happens.

And to show that we equal opportunities, seeing as how goddamn it, she's taking

care of us on these dicks. It's more than fair that we take care of her on

pussy. She's really good, though. Yeah.

Uh -oh. Step back a little bit. Okay, let me do it again. Yeah, I need you to

move back a little bit. All right. Tell me what to do. Just tell me what to do.

Just back look.

Bag up just a little bit more.

Right there. There you go. Right there. Okay. You're going to do it right here.

Okay. Go ahead and suck it.

Go ahead and suck it. You know, because again, I need my... Okay. Let's get a

little bit.

Let's get a little bit. Uh -huh. There we go.

Woo. That's what I'm talking about. Uh -huh.

You ready?

Oh, I'm ready. Okay.

Uh -huh.

Let me make sure that they can see me.

Ooh, shit.

To show that we equal opportunities around here.

Oh, she's sweating. Oh, she's sweating again.

Push her back in. Oh, shit.

All over these nice people's clothes.

Oh, my God.

We know that.

That's great.

Back up. Make a walk.

Back up.

Make a walk.

Come on.

Oh. Oh. This day. This day. Oh, my God.

One more time.

One more time.

Uh -huh. You ready? Uh -huh.

Okay. Get back. Let me do it. Uh -huh.

Yeah. Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

You ready?

Yeah. You ready, baby? Come on. Put your legs right there. You ready, girl? Come

on up here.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow. That part is awesome.

Wow. That part is good.

Oh, yeah.

This is better than anything you thought coming over tell them to turn music

off, right?

This is so much better than what I thought

You see that face, Riley?

She don't have no face right now. You got to shoot that pussy with that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I'll bet you I will.

Oh, God.

There you go.

You can get it.

There we go. Oh, you jealous.

I already came in my pants, like, right.

I bet you did, typical white boy.

Yeah. You don't have a big monster cock.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh, shit. Come on. I think I'm ready for this shit.

I think I'm ready for this.

Uh -huh.

Get it, baby.

Get it. Look at, yeah, look at that.

But can you look at us while you're, yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

Just like that. Wow.

Other shoulder.

Yeah, there you are.

Can

you

look at us, babe? Yeah, tell us what you want.

You certainly are the destroyer

There's a sneaky secret right there.

Do you mind if I swallow it?

Good girls always swallow.

Yes, they do.

Well, I'm a good girl.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

So don't you have somewhere to go? Yeah, I do. I got it.

Where you going, man? Where you going, man?

Hey, bro, can you hand me the rest of this for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got

I got you. All right, yeah. Wesley called me. I got the music. I don't know

you want it. Okay, but you don't know? I'm good. Okay, Melissa, you going to

take care of that? Like I said, let them know that contract will be ready on the

3rd. On the 3rd. Hey, I got to go, man. I got to finish this up.

Thank you, Destroyer. Bye, Destroyer. You're welcome.

I think she wants a hug or something.

Oh, yeah.

Damn,

right to the neck.

Right to the neck.

Shit, we make it easier around here.

Yes, sir. We make it easier around here.

Oh. So do you think I can, like, document you guys more often? You know,

couple times a month? I think you can hang out with us. All right, thank you.

think you can hang out with us. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yep.

Damn, her eyes are fucking gorgeous.

Thank you.

Oh, damn.

You already took a load.

Take that second load of the mouth, too.

Oh, wherever you want.

Damn.

Look at her eyes.

She's fucking wonderful.

Get it.

Get it.

She's doing the double. You know what I want you to do. Get them nuts, girl.

Right there.

Get it like a good girl.

There you go.

Put them up for you so you can get right up under them motherfuckers.

That's my girl. Yes.

Look at her eyes.

So gorgeous damn, oh my god

Riley from the block.

Riley from down the block. Boy, I'm so glad that we're in a dip house.

Dude, look, she's cleaning it all off and putting it in her mouth.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

She's a swallower.

She's a swallower. You know what we call that in the record business?

A platinum finish, baby.

Dang.

Platinum. Wow. You went platinum. That's better than gold, silver, all that

stuff. I know. I'm coming from Tripod. It means a lot.

It's your first time. That's amazing.

All right, so you're not going to tell your dad about this, right? That would

kind of silly.

No.

He is going to wonder, though, where I've been.

I guess I should get home, huh? No, he's just going to be happy that the music

stopped. He's going to be happy.

I guess.

Yeah. Your eyes are beautiful.

Thank you.

Maybe you and I sometime, you know, another time. Maybe if you become

Yeah, yeah.

I'm still just white boy Jay, but I'm working on it.

Keep working.