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You know, Josh, when you're in town, things sure are different.

Yeah.

Yeah. There's always an argument.

Yeah. Well, I'm not arguing this time. Well, I am.

Well, what did I do?

You kept me waiting.

We had a date yesterday. Where were you? I told you. I got held up in Placid

City. What was her name?

The only girl in the world to ever give me honest -to -goodness goosebumps.

I'll bet.

They must be cutting this stuff.

What am I going to do with you?

Trust me.

How can I?

You don't think I ruled all the way in from plasticity for nothing, do you?

Listen, I wanted to see you.

Josh.

Josh, I want to believe you.

Honorable Josh Renda.

My name is Yoshiko Nakamura.

May I ask your forgiveness for this intrusion?

You've got mine, honey.

Kitty.

May we talk?

Nothing to lose now.

Sit down.

Can I explain why I have come to see you?

Oh, yeah.

I have traveled many months from my homeland.

I seek a man.

In Plaza City, I was told you could help me.

Here is the man I seek.

Is he familiar to you, Mr. Randall?

Uh -uh.

His name is Mr. Timmons.

What's his first name?

Bill.

But an intended bridegroom in my country is always treated with respect and

dignity.

He didn't show up to the wedding, huh?

Mr. Timon was called away.

He could not return.

Is that what he wrote you?

No, but I know. That's why I come.

Mr. Timon told me he lived in Plaza City.

You figure maybe he's telling you a little white lie?

Mr. Timon will not tell me lies.

He moved.

No one will tell me.

Well, look, let me tell you something.

Why don't you get on a stagecoach right up San Francisco, get on a boat, and

you're going home, here?

No, I will find Mr. Timon with your help.

Please, I know I must pay.

Listen, it's not just the money, and not in here.

Will you explain, Mr. Randall?

Yeah, well, you see, the kind of men I go after are wanted for one reason or

another.

I want Mr.

Timmons.

Yes, ma 'am.

That's good.

You want that?

Ready to go.

Yes.

What you got there?

It has been in my family for many years.

You could hurt somebody with that now, couldn't you?

One does not get hurt with this.

But one kills.

Oh, well, now looky here.

I said I'd help you find that fella.

I'd kill him.

It is not for Mr. Timmons, but for me, if I cannot find him.

Where are we going?

We're going to Placid City.

But I've been there already.

No one will tell me.

Yeah, well, they'll tell me maybe.

All right.

A little grove over there. It's kind of cool this time of day.

Stop and rest a while.

I would like to have some warm tea.

Here.

Shuna.

Now

it

is time.

Please.

But you don't understand.

This is in your honor.

Oh, yeah.

Now we will observe the tea ceremony.

Do you like tea, Mr. Randall?

Yeah, sure.

Please sit down.

We shall invite matcha.

A very light libation produced with the powder of the green tea.

This is Natsume.

The tea box.

And this is Chashaku.

The tea scoop.

It has occurred to me that perhaps it was Chanoyu which attracted Mr. Timon to

my father's house.

Not your humble servant.

I don't think so.

You're very kind.

I had just completed my instruction in Channoyou.

I am still learning.

A whole lot of bother for just a little cup of tea, isn't it?

A thousand pardons if I disturbed you.

No, no, no. I meant just a joke.

But if I have disturbed you, then there is all the more reason for Channoyou.

You see, Channoyou establishes serenity.

We become one with nature.

It provides strict simplicity.

It is a very old custom.

In Japan, this will be chashitsu, tea room.

And here is the roji, the garden path leading to tsukiya.

And here is the yoritsuki, the waiting room.

And here is the mizuya, the service room, where we had our

kaiseki, the light meal.

And Nakadachi, our princess.

And Kozairi, where we drank our koicha.

Now it is time for Usucha.

I'm going to have to sit up a little bit. My foot's going to sleep.

You must take candy first.

I pray it

does not offend.

Nope. I am grateful.

What are they going to do for you?

Oh, we ran out of money. We thought maybe you might give us some bacon,

you know, whatever you can spare.

Uh, who's that?

That's a friend of mine. Why?

Oh, nothing.

Just asking.

You got your answer, didn't you?

Okay. It's none of our business, I guess.

I guess.

What's the trouble with you, Krebs? You're always asking questions.

Okay, I said I'm sorry.

What are you having, a picnic?

It is a chanoyu.

What's that?

Japanese for picnic.

What are you drinking?

Matcha.

All right.

What's that?

That's tea.

Tea. You see, just tea.

I never saw a tea served like that before.

Well, look, you're talking about flour and bacon now, so let's get after him.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, what you got there?

Look, you keep your hands where they belong, son.

Well, he's just looking.

Are those real Jews?

Yes.

Nice.

Don't touch me.

Compound. Oh.

Well, I'm going to get you settled.

And I'm going to check around town and ask some questions.

Forgive me for the injuries I have inflicted.

I don't know whether I've got a sore stomach and I still hit me with that gun

or... That's a deal, man.

Come on.

Whoopsie. Hey.

Go in the lobby. I'll carry your stuff in.

Here's a wagon outside, but you shouldn't bid the black horse.

And I want two rooms.

Two rooms.

You're just beautiful.

In the presence of such a gracious Lord, I am unworthy.

Bye, George.

Keith.

Five is for the lady.

Nine's for you.

Ma 'am, is there anything special you'd like for breakfast?

Will it be possible for me to have some small pieces of wood?

Wood? If it is possible.

Oh, yes.

Yes. A thousand things.

Ninety -nine.

Ma 'am?

Wood?

Yes, wood.

I say, you, uh, you handled it pretty well down there.

Yeah.

He didn't listen up there the last time I was...

Blameless. You're right.

You try and cut me with that blade, mister, and I'm going to put one right

in your middle. We both die.

We must.

Look, I ain't never been to Japan.

The one I came for has disappeared.

I swear it on my ancestors.

For once, I have looked for you, so I may meet a man and kill him.

Now, he is gone.

Now we return to Japan for marriage ceremony.

I cannot marry you.

You have made a vow.

My father made a vow.

I don't love you.

You will learn.

We leave immediately.

Lady said she didn't want to go.

You interfere, you die.

You put down that blade or I'm going to start blowing off fingers.

Please, Taro, leave.

See how you had to look up your door tonight, huh?

Taro will not harm me.

Come on.

Lock it from the inside, huh?

May your night be filled with a happy dream.

Who is it?

Randall.

Good morning.

Good morning to you.

Listen, you better pack your stuff. I just got a little information.

We're going to be traveling again.

Where to?

A little farm about 70 miles outside of town.

Belongs to a friend of Timmons.

Oh, is Mr. Timmons there now?

Well, I don't know, but we're going to take a look. You better hurry up.

I've thought through the night. I have followed you this far.

Now I will accompany you the rest of the way?

No.

Do not worry.

I will not cause trouble again.

Oh, I'm not worried.

Go home, Taro.

Please.

You got a horse?

You do that, I'll chew right up with that girl now.

Grab my saddle horse.

I am grateful.

You ain't gonna try to hit me no more with this big blade, are you?

One word and I'll step over there and bust you in the face too.

Thank you.

Take that home with you.

Somebody out there waiting to see you, and you're going to go out there and see

him now, aren't you?

Let's go.

Listen, what goes on out there is none of my business one way or the other, but

you'll be nice, won't you?

Moshika. Mr. Timon.

When you did not return, I had to come.

Please forgive me.

Well, sure.

It's nice to see you.

It is nice to see you.

Mr. Timon, may I present Taroyama model?

We will now leave and proceed with the ceremony.

Wait a minute. What ceremony?

Marriage ceremony, as you have planned.

Well, now, wait a minute. You just can't do these things like that.

Why? Well, the things you have to arrange.

What things, Mr. Randall?

Oh, I'll teach you for one thing.

So, we proceed. We have man, woman, witnesses.

Now, we get preacher.

Well, now, hold on. It just isn't that easy.

You have promised, Yoshika.

Now, we proceed.

Wait, Taro.

Mr. Timmons, what is your wish?

Well, now, that isn't the point, Yoshika. You just can't... I would like

leave now.

No! I will not permit Yoshika to rule faith!

No, Taro.

It does not matter now.

Hey,

now, wait a minute. Keep him back.

Listen, Timmons, I ain't saying you didn't have a right to protect yourself.

She put away your gun right now.

We'll get on out of here for a while, huh?

I must hurt your wand.

Gentry woman!

My clumsiness is unpardonable. Then it would be well if you remedy it.

I am unworthy of the opportunity.

May I be forgiven?

Under the circumstances, I am prepared to be lenient.

Honorable Josh Randall.

All right, I deserve that.

That's a little gift I got.

Listen, Kitty, I decided to forgive you about the whole thing.

Well, I like that.

You ever heard of Chinoy?

What's that?

Tea.

Tea? Yeah,

let's go.