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My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

On this show, I go undercover and completely mess with people's heads.

Whether I'm catching members of the public off guard... How much you got in

bag? Nothing, I've got nothing, mate. Are you going here?

You are... ...for pushing celebrities to their limits.

Mate, you are... ...trouble.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

The cameras are hidden.

I'm in disguise.

So all the reactions are 100 % genuine.

These people have been well and truly tricked.

At the end of a stressful day at work, it's nice to go to the local pub with

your mates, have a few jars and relax.

But when I'm the barman, that drink will be slightly less than mellow.

I've rigged this bar with hidden cameras. Now I just need some thirsty

to trick.

Hey, mate, you all right? I'm going to get a Rosé... Rosé Nostrella, of course.

Rosé Nostrella.

Have you seen our offer we got?

If you take a photo of you being in here... then we can give you, like, the

first round for free.

If you put it on social media, Twitter, that kind of stuff.

Yeah, yeah?

You'll do that?

Yeah, go on. Cool, all right.

Yeah, yeah, I'll take it for you if you want.

You just slide out.

Oh, you do, you do. I'm not going to look in your phone.

All right, get together.

Cool, all right. Do one. Can you find a set of... Sorry,

mate.

Um...

Hold on, don't put your electrics and water in it. Electrics and water, sorry.

Is it insured?

Sorry, let me get the television.

Don't put your hand in because of the electrics.

Just pour the drink out.

You say it is insured? No, it's not.

We kind of should be insured, really.

That won't shock me, will it?

No, just put it out.

Can you just put it out, please? Okay, okay, all right.

It's not that wet.

How long have you had it?

You know what?

I wish I'd never shown you that sign.

Is that yours?

What the hell?

Picture's still on there. Check the picture.

I like that. Can we get two brambles and two strawberry woo -woos?

Yeah, you've got ID? Yeah.

Cheers, thanks.

Look grumpy in your picture. I know.

It was not a good day.

I'm 94.

What's your date of birth?

2nd of 2nd, 94.

Okay. What is the third letter of your middle name?

E -M -I.

I've had to think about that. That should be secondary.

I don't ever get asked for that. Well, I'm just doing a basic check and you're

stumbling, so... All right.

There's no hologram on this.

Stop it. It's fine.

Look, we've been told about fate.

All we have to do, we're told we can't give them back.

Oh, my God, are you joking?

No, it's a fake, isn't it? Oh, my God, are you kidding?

It's fake. No, it's not. It is fake.

I check these every day. You couldn't do your middle name, which is like

something you've had since birth.

You've obviously just printed this off on your computer.

No.

Here you go.

But that's why, if you hand over a fake, you're going to get caught.

You've learned a lesson. I won't find you. I won't call the police. Oh, God.

Look, it's fake. It's fake. Because like I said to you, there were no... Oh,

shit.

There is a hologram here.

Oh, God.

It's real, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

Okay.

Sorry about that. I mean, you can just apply for another one, can't you? No,

No?

I can fix it if you want. I don't think you can.

I can. Can we fix it?

I don't think you can.

I can.

There you go.

What drink do you want?

Performing magic for celebrities is one of the best bits of the job.

But like anything, it can get a bit boring after a while.

So to make it a bit riskier, I've asked you guys, the viewers, to tweet me with

some dares that I could do to celebs whilst performing magic to them.

Let's see what you've come up with.

Start crying in front of a celeb? No, sign of weakness.

If I could do that to Justin Bieber, trust me, I would have done by now.

At Dom H. Johnson says, get a celeb to fill you up, ha ha.

Get a celeb to fill me up? I don't know if that's legal.

But I will take that challenge and I will accept it.

So I've come to the set of Coronation Street to get up close and personal with

cast member.

Deirdre Barlow is not available, unfortunately.

So I'm going to trick Kath Tildesley. She plays Eva Price.

Kath, I want to try something with you. That's all right? Yeah. Just do this.

Can I borrow that?

Yeah, of course.

All right, put it there.

What I want you to do...

Do me a favor. Just grab that there like that. Grab it. Grab it, yeah?

And just hold it and squeeze.

Okay.

Where did it go?

It's nuts, isn't it? That is nuts.

That is nuts.

Not down there, is it? I said it's nuts.

I did say that, didn't I?

Is it really?

Do us a favour, just give me it. I've got a boyfriend, I don't give a... Feel

that, right?

Yeah.

Go on, I've started you off. Go on.

Really? Do it.

Two hands.

Give me a sec.

There we go.

Oh, my God. It's in there, isn't it?

Oh, my God.

That is mad.

And that's your ring, yeah? Wow. Yeah.

You're good.

I've had a coffee, so I'm quite switched on, and I still couldn't tell what was

happening.

It's really good. Really good. I've not got a gooby -doo how he did any of that.

That's your ring, yeah? Wow.

Later, I'm dishing out some dodgy ice cream.

Yeah, well, it's because it's made from breast milk.

Kerry Katona completely loses her cool.

And Tim Marsh gets mixed up in an explosive plot.

What just happened?

When thinking about celebrities that I'd love to wind up, one person at the top

of my list has to be Kerry Katona. She just got engaged and loves her new ring,

which makes it the perfect target for my next trick. I call this one Ringed

Dinger.

Kerry's fiancé, George, is in on the gag.

He's brought her to this restaurant for a romantic lunch, and I'm undercover as

the manager.

We've told Kerry that the restaurant attracts a VIP clientele.

It's even got a celebrity walk of fame. Dead posh.

And Kerry's agreed to stick a famous myth in my cut -price gallery.

Results. Yeah, I'm alright.

How was your meal?

It was lovely. Yeah, it was alright? Yeah, good. So, have they told you about

this? Yeah, some handprints and pictures and stuff. We're trying to be the

Hollywood officials.

So we've got our walk of fame.

So we've got some real big names.

We've got handprints from Cheggers, Sunita, Vanessa Felt, Ab, who

else have we got? We've got Terry Wogan, we've got June Tubbs. So we've got all

the awesome big names, and we're going to ask you, if that's all right, to

your hands in and we cement it that you've been here. Is that all right?

Right, before you do that, whilst they're mixing, are we all right to get

photos? Yeah, yeah. All right, so why don't we stand next to your hole.

Stand there.

Smart, lovely.

Oh, that is a natural.

Looks great.

Good.

So, before you kneel down, I need to get your jewellery off.

All right.

Yeah. So, here, pop your ring in there.

You watch.

Right.

If you want to kneel down for me...

And just give your hands a quick rub.

And when you're ready, press them in.

Nice, and you've got to go really firm.

There you go.

Yeah, and then, right, you've got to hold that for about 25 minutes.

25? I'm only joking about two.

Whilst you're there, am I right to get a couple photos of that?

All right, cool. So what we'll do is, we'll do a couple...

Yeah, yeah, that's acid, that is. I can't put my hand in.

Hold on, whoa, whoa, your handprint, yeah? Okay, all right. Well, don't put

hand in that, it's acid, so I'll get it, I'll get it.

I didn't think I'd knock... This stuff, it's the sealant of concrete, it's

proper hydrochloric acid. It's designed to dissolve stone and metal.

What kind of ring was it?

Have you had it long?

Yeah. Oh, not too long, then.

I don't think...

My sister works at Argos. I could get you a discount on another ring or

something like that if you want, or... You'll have to speak to my fiancé

he passed it. You can't sue me or anything. That just happened.

Do you want your watch back?

I want my ring back.

Well, that's gone. You can't... It's gone now.

Does he have a receipt?

My fiance bought it to me as an engagement ring and I like it back.

Please, either deal with me or deal with him. I can't get you back. The acid has

made it go.

Did you do science at school?

Yes, I did. Then you will know that acid burns through metal. I don't give a

shit what acid does. I want my ring back. I can't get you your ring back.

yell at me. You'll get me sacked if you talk like that. Get you sacked?

Yeah. You're going to be deadening me when he finds out what you've done to

right?

Hold on, what's that?

What's that?

What?

What's that?

Are you taking the piss?

How the hell have you just done that?

Oh my God, I'm shaking.

That's yours, yeah?

That's yours, yeah?

That's your ring.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it.

There you go.

There you go.

I don't understand what's going on. Why has that just happened?

I've got something to tell you. I don't really work here.

My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And you've just been tricked!

Derek! You're being filmed!

I'm tired of playing! Oh my god!

Careful, you've got to... Oh my god!

Cheers, guys. Very deceitful.

Heads completely mashed.

Rage was coming through me, but also I was thinking, George is going to go

ballistic.

Not got a clue how he's just done what he's done.

I hate you. I can't even look at you. I can't even look at you.

Stop around.

Cry before you buy.

That's today's customer, always looking for something for nothing.

But if you're not careful, looking for a bargain can end up costing you,

especially if you buy it off of my market store.

I leave the lads to get the cameras rigged whilst I pop out onto the high

street.

I'm Ben. I'm Akif. Akif. Chris.

Chris. Leaving down the market.

Yeah. Have you got some cash on you, mate?

Yeah, I do.

Cash, yeah, yeah. Not coins, like a note, like a 20 or... Yeah, we've got a

here. 10?

We're going to do something with this 10 and... a pen.

All right, but I'm going to need your back, so just turn around.

I'm going to start scribbling here.

If I get a bit on your jacket, that's all right, innit?

Um... It'll be fine. It'll wash out. It'll wash out.

Okay. I think I'm done.

Here you go. I've scribbled on the Queen's face, and I want you to replace

Queen with someone else. So the question for you is, if you could put somebody

else on these notes, which celebrity icon would it be?

Uh, Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse? Yeah.

Alright.

Um...

Here's my cheeky market I've got some cushy bits and bobs to flog. All I need

now is a mug punter. How are you mate?

How are you going?

Yeah. Are you new here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh right, how long have you been here?

Just like a week. We're just giving away samples and trying a new product.

Oh is it? Yeah, yeah. Have you seen this before?

No. It's Creamalicious.

Oh right.

You've not seen this?

No. Right, Creamalicious is a cream substitute.

Okay. So you know cream fattening? Yeah. This is all natural ingredients.

Oh yeah.

You've got rice starch.

gelatin corn extract oh and then you can have it and it tastes like cream yeah

what's his main ingredient a jelly thing that's pig fat isn't it pig fat another

pig pig produce yeah all that kind of here do you want to try one yeah is that

all right yeah yeah take one probably don't eat this one no don't do that

they're my samples creamy in it really creamy nice orgasmic and also the

packaging recycled cardboard and as you can see on the front literally just

Natural ingredient.

So simple, isn't it? Yeah.

Hold on, I've just read off what it said.

I'm not actually eating hog semen, ever.

You've never had hog semen before?

Like pig cheese, basically.

Is this what is in it? Yeah.

I showed you that.

I showed you that earlier.

Are you having a laugh? No.

Swine sperm.

Fucking hell, I didn't actually know that.

But it does taste good, though.

See, good to try new things, isn't it?

I don't really like the idea of beating him, but... Can I stick that in there?

Don't you want to finish it? No, definitely not.

Yeah.

I'll tell you what, though, yeah. I think it's wrong to not explain exactly

what... You didn't explain... Alright.

Okay, I will bear that on board. I'll put it in the comments box.

In the comments box. Yeah.

Alright, mate. Have a good day. Yeah, you too. Bye.

That's orgasmic. More like hoggasmic.

Mmm. Get that down ya. Got a little bit on your chin.

Still, that's got me thinking. Why stop at just one bogus bodily fluid product?

Alright.

Ice cream. What can I get ya? Oh, wow. What flavours have you got?

All the good ones. We've got chocolate, your mint chocolate chip.

We've got...

premium brand this vanilla premium do you want a free sample okay it's premium

because it's extra creamy it is a little bit more expensive but it is much

better quality let me give you give you a bit of that go on get your gills

around that go on oh this is nice it's a lovely day for you yeah

You like that? That's really creamy.

Really nice. It's a weird consistency though. Yeah, well it's because it's

from breast milk.

So it's just creamier, it's more organic.

No, it is.

It is.

No, we make it on site. Look, come over, come over.

Come over, look.

Look, we make it on site.

So it's really creamy and nice.

Would you rather like the old -fashioned one?

No, this is very nice. Yeah? It's actually quite nice.

Oh, okay. Well, if you don't mind that, that's fine. That's all right. I mean, a

lot of people, a lot of people are all fuddy -duddies. They prefer the old

-fashioned one. Okay.

I mean, a lot of people, they just prefer to have the cow version. You

like the old cow version. Like this one, for example.

So, it depends which one you prefer, really.

Which one would you prefer?

Cow version, boobie version?

You can.

That would be the breast ice cream you ever had.

Coming up, I'm undercover at the bad cabin.

Hey, cash!

A mean shopkeeper.

And Kim Marsh gets mixed up in a banging trip.

What just happened?

I'm about to go undercover at the cabin.

It's normally the safest way to travel.

The reason I love it is because it's got this.

Red light indicates doors are secure.

Which means I can lock a punter in here and not let him out.

Time to take someone on the ride at their life.

This is Amrit.

She wants to teach her colleague Ed a lesson.

And I'm the man for the job.

So, let's get to it.

You're setting up Ed who works with you. Where do you work? We work at a gym. So

why do you want to trick him?

He's... Just very cocky. He loves just playing small pranks on the members of

the team. And he really does deserve it. I'm thinking I can get my hands on a

cab and I can lock him in there and do something pretty horrific to him inside

cab. What do you think of that?

Definitely. If there's anyone that deserves it, it is Ed. I need you to

him to go on a work errand, maybe for him to pick up some leaflets, and that

you've booked a cab for him. I'll be waiting for him and I'll do the rest. Is

that all right? That's perfect. Good luck. Thank you.

I've got everything in place to wind up Ed. My cab is rigged with cameras and

I've gone undercover with my cap and glasses.

Hi darling!

Next stop, Cricksville.

Who's on board?

Ed's been told a black cab is taking him to collect some leaflets for work.

Hey mate.

Are you the one going to the printers?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. Yeah.

Been a nice day today.

Yeah, it's been alright, you know. I've been stuck inside all the time now. What

do you do?

Me, I'm a fitness director.

Alright, sweet.

Really easy work, just standing around and give people a spot if they want it.

Just chat with birds all day? Pretty much, yeah.

Is this for work?

Yeah, it's got to go and get loads of leaflets.

The entrance is just around here, I think.

So this is it. Do you know which building it was?

Absolutely not a Scooby.

Let's close this.

I think, if I go around there, I think there's a few more around there.

Yeah. Let's see if we can see it. There might be a sign or something.

I'm pretty sure there is something there.

What the fuck was that? What was that?

No idea. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm alright. You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright.

Hold on, wait.

Some guy's laying down. Fucking kidding, right?

Nah.

Stay there, stay there.

Stay in the car, alright? Yeah, of course, of course.

Go on, mate.

Hey, mate, you got a phone on you.

Pass here, pass here.

What the fuck?

Mate, check this out, look.

Fucking bag of cash.

Shit. Proper, like, there must be...

Fucking a dozen fucking monkeys in there. Look at that, look.

Mate, I'm not taking it.

Mate, look.

I don't want it, mate. Mate, have it. No. It's out, fucking car. Mate, no, I'm

not having it. Look, look, look.

Well, don't throw it around, look. I don't want it, mate. Mate, I don't want

Mate, it's cash, it's cash. Mate, it's not my fault. It's yours.

Mate, can I have my phone?

Mate, I've got to, let me sort him out. Mate, give me my phone.

Let me sort him out, let me sort him out.

Can I have my phone, please? No, no, no, no.

Mate, mate, no, listen. Stay cool, stay cool, look.

I'll go fucking mental. I'll start smashing mental. Mate, don't smash it,

Give me my phone or I'm going to start smashing this shit. Okay, all right,

give you your phone, but listen, right, listen.

What? I'll take him to hospital.

I'll tell you what, we'll drop him nearby.

We'll split all this. I don't want the money, honestly. Split it, look at it,

mate. Mate, money's not my... Hey, sorry, can I have my phone? Look, mate.

I'll take it to where you need it. Nah, let's go.

Can I get my phone and stuff?

Look, nothing happened, all right?

Mate, mate, honestly.

He's fine. He's fine.

Look, you chuck him in the back of the boot. He's fine. Boss!

What? I won't call the police. Just give me my phone. You are going to call the

police. I'm not. You've got your phone there.

Mate, he's making noises. I can hear him. You do?

Fuck. You hear that?

Serious? Yeah.

Mate, look. Now my phone. Let me sort him out. Let me sort him out.

Mate, I want my... There's the police, mate. There's the police.

Boss, police.

Mate. Stay cool. I'll get you to hospital, alright? Mate, mate, look, the

are there. I've got them.

Billy! Excuse me.

Shut up, shut up.

Yeah, mate. Bring your car over to the enclave, please. I'm going, mate. I'm

going. Bring your vehicle into the enclave.

Just stay quiet, alright?

You've got a bag of, mate. Mate, mate.

I don't want my clothes.

You've got the money, look. Mate, I don't have any fucking money.

It's your money.

It's not my money.

Just fucking stay cool. Don't gas me in, alright?

Pull the engine.

What? Turn the engine off. Officer, he's got my phone.

Can you step out of the car, please?

Officer, he's got my phone.

Calm down, sir. I'll speak to you in a second, all right?

I've got his phone. Look, I do have his phone. Yeah, I thought he was going to

do a runner, OK?

Yeah, well, he can have it back.

You all right? Can you stand out here one second, please?

OK. Just stand there one second. Stand there one second, please.

That is his phone. That is his phone. Can you move around to the back, please?

Just move around to the back. That is his phone.

I thought he was going to do a run out, I was dropping him somewhere.

We're going to sort this out, come stand over here.

Right, is there anything in this vehicle you'd like to tell me about?

No, it's a normal cab mate. This is your cab? Yep.

Can you hand me the boot please?

No. Is that because I was stopped there? Is that because I was stopped? I saw

you tampering with something at the back of the car. It looks suspicious. I

would like you to open the boot. It's not. It's just a dodgy boot. That's all

is. Isn't it just a dodgy boot? I was telling you. That's why I stopped,

it? Be honest. Open the boot. What do you mean, be honest?

What do you mean, be honest? I've asked you to open the boot. What are you

accusing me of, mate?

Hold on. What do you mean, fucking be honest? Forget him for one second.

him for one second. What do you mean, be honest, son?

You know what's in the boot. Open the boot. What the fuck's in the boot, then?

Go on. There's a person in there. A what? A person. Sorry.

Mate, there's a person. Open the boot.

All right, okay, all right.

There is a person in the booth.

Just stand over there, please. No, stand there, please.

Stand there.

Stand there. All right, I'm a bit embarrassed.

But that's not illegal, is it?

See,

I've got something to tell you.

I'm not really a cabbie. My name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And she set you up.

I was supposed to hit you when I got out of that cab.

Mate! I was looking out the back, so there was no way anyone could have got

and out the boot. Give me my phone or I'm going to start smashing this. Okay,

alright. And I cacked it.

I shot myself.

Billy! Yeah?

Shut up, shut up!

It was just, it was amazing. Absolutely amazing. It was a magic trick. Like, no

idea where the guy went.

That's not illegal, is it?

Thank you for not punching me. It was close, it was close.

Earlier, I would dare to get a celeb to fill me up.

Now time to pick another challenge on Twitter.

Kirstie underscore bod says, draw on a star's face.

We've all been there, we've all passed it down.

And you've woken up with a penis on your forehead, preferably drawn on. We've

all done that.

So yes, I will draw on a celeb's face.

So I'm heading to a party where celebs are supporting Jog Onto Cancer.

Including these three young music stars.

Guys, how you doing? You alright?

Cool, good.

Nice to meet you. Thank you guys, right?

Right.

Luke, I want you to imagine you can trick anyone in the world, do a really

trick on them.

Have you got someone in your head? Yeah. Got someone?

Yeah. Think about this person. And we haven't set this up, I haven't told you

this person or anything like that.

Alright.

So you could pick a guy or a girl. Normally blokes will try and trick other

blokes. That's how we tend to work. Yes or no, is this person a bloke?

Yeah. Okay.

Normally you'll also pick someone that maybe you've seen recently, someone

kind of in the British psyche.

So is this someone who's British, yes or no?

Yeah. Okay, look at me.

Knowing what I know about you... Joey Essex.

Yeah, it was. Yeah.

That was right, right? Oh my God.

Out of all the people, you went for Joey Essex.

Cheers, mate.

How did you do that? Well, the way that works is basically, as you were looking

at me, I was literally just taking it. I was taking it. I just looked at you and

just took it like that. And it was just gone. It was gone. But, mate, can I get

a picture?

Yeah. Sweet, man. Let's get a picture.

Do you want... I'll take it. Yeah, you take it. Yeah, yeah. We'll get it.

Oh, it looks good, doesn't it?

Your local store, it's open pretty much all the time and sells

virtually everything, making it super convenient. But it's not just convenient

for the customer, it's also convenient for me, as I'm about to go undercover

serve some horrendously bad customer service.

The cameras are rigged and rolling.

Time to start my shift.

How are you doing? You alright?

Right.

Hello.

Yeah,

no problem.

What's this, for school or something, is it?

Lost your dog?

Yeah. Okay, yeah. Do you want me to put it up on the window or something?

Yes, please. How long have you been missing?

For three days now.

Three days.

All right, I'm sure we'll turn up. Okay. Okay, thank you.

Three days.

Thing is, she ain't going to find it after three days. Come on, come on. It's

London. Bucky.

No, let's not get in the real world.

No point in even putting it out quickly, really.

There's kind of no point.

I mean, three days.

It's wasting my time. It's wasting your time.

It's kind of pointless, isn't it?

Sorry about that. That was just getting in your way. You just wanted your

shopping and then you're getting mithered by kids and stuff.

I didn't mind.

Pardon?

I didn't mind. Oh, you looked like she was bugging you. I didn't want to... No.

But you... I mean, what would you do?

Would you... No, I wouldn't put it up. You'd have put it up?

Oh, okay.

You've come at it from a different angle, haven't you, really?

All right, I feel a bit bad now.

I'll tell you what, I'll put it up anyway.

I'll put it up anyway, yeah, that's fine, that'll work.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'll put it up.

Good idea.

I'm going to change my ways because of you.

Hey, guys, I'm Ben. I'm Ben. Jordan.

Hi, I'm Farid.

Hi, I'm Farid.

Now, guys, today I've become a man.

Because I've put my first car on sale.

I have. I've not gone online.

I've not even stuck it in the local paper.

I put it in a shop window. There she is.

The Reliant Robin, yellow, 200 quid.

Any offers you want to... No, I'm good.

I don't know.

Rude, isn't it?

But my question to you, Jordan.

Yeah. If you could buy any car, what car would it be?

I think my dream car is like a Shelby Mustang.

Old school, like Ford Mustang.

Your dream car is a Shelby Mustang?

Yeah, yeah. I don't even think you can get them in the UK, can you? No, it's

wrong hand drive and everything.

Okay. What colour would this Mustang be?

Probably red.

Red. A red Shelby Mustang. And how much do you want to pay for it?

About a thousand.

A grand?

Yeah. One thousand pound for a Shelby Mustang? No, it's cheaply offered.

Well, do you know what, mate?

You might be able to find one

You

might

want to call that number

See you later, guys.

See you later.

Good luck.

In your

eye. Thank you. Cool.

Oh, that's saying...

You get a free pack of mints in this.

Really? Yeah, because you get a free pack of mints in the drink.

What? There's no mints in the drink, is there?

No. No, I think they've got that wrong. It's not in the drink. I think it's with

the drink.

Here you go.

These ones.

Yeah, that's cool.

The thing is, that really winds me up. That's like basic English.

Doesn't that bug you?

No, it's bad English.

Yeah, it's bad English.

An in would be like...

something different wouldn't it i mean if it was in it would be would it be

like that that

would be in there um and that

is in the tree look

Now that's in the drink. It is, isn't it? It is, it's in there.

What? No.

Here you go.

What?

No.

Coming up, Kim Mars gets a fiery surprise in my pyro blaster script.

What just happened?

Later, I'm planning an explosive trick on Kim Marsh.

To get myself in the mood, I've got my hands on a load of fireworks.

Don't try this at home.

Howdy, guys. I want to show you something. With these numbers and your

that all right?

Okay. And this little bag.

Okay. This harmless little bag.

Inside it goes.

I'll tie that up like so.

There we go.

And you hold on to that.

So that's your ring, nice and safe in there. Yep. And here I've got four

identical bags.

But inside these bags, I've got a nice little suite in each one of them.

Here,

take all four bags. I want you to mix your ring in with those four.

Mix them right up.

Okay. Alright, happy?

Yeah.

Whilst you've got them,

here, can you hold on to that for me?

Hold on to that.

And I want you to attach one of those bags to each one of those numbers.

So, your ring is in one of those bags that's next to one of those numbers.

So, when I say number,

And then, firework.

Chris, I want you to tell me which rocket don't you want to go?

Just pick one.

End one.

Chris, step forward.

I'm going to need you all to step back a bit.

Just back, back it up, keep going.

Like the few.

But that was the one you decided not to light and inside this bag

Shut

up

Don't worry. I built in a safety measure. One of them didn't go anywhere.

fine. Don't worry about it. It's fine. I knew that if it went wrong, I'd have a

little safety just in case.

Oh, my God.

That was supposed to be the safety one.

Sorry about that.

You can have the lighter. That's quite expensive.

Really?

Yeah, interested in the lighter?

No. I don't know if I've ever seen a German. I think you might like this.

Oh, shut up.

Shut up!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I've invited Corrie star Kim Marsh down to this London Riverside location where

she thinks she's shooting an ITV promo for their new drama season.

What she doesn't know is just how dramatic it's going to get.

Kim arrives for rehearsals and meets the team. So that I don't get spotted, I'm

blending in as the guy filming the behind -the -scenes footage.

We're doing a new ident campaign for the autumns. And it's kind of like the

viewer's living room by TV taking you everywhere. So you're on the sofa here

your living room. And the idea is that it ends with yourself teasing the drama.

It's going to be explosive.

It's firework.

OK. So, Dave, do you want to talk Kim through just the site and things like

that? These are the 1 .4 calibre half -light shells.

We'll have a huge arc of these around the back of the stage. What do you think

about that?

I'm a bit scared.

There's nothing to be worried about.

In fact, George, where's George? Can we clear that, mate, now? Just put it in

the shed for safekeeping. Cheers, mate.

So, what are you doing here today?

Doing an eye dent for ITV. I was a little bit nervous when I came on set,

I'll be all right. I think it's because of the fireworks.

So how are you with fireworks? Do you like them? Do you hate them? I love

yeah, just not when I'm in control of them.

Right, all right.

I'll do a bit more later. All right.

All right.

If you take that unit and pop it onto your lap.

So should we just go for line by line? Yeah, OK.

And cue cue.

ITV is where drama lives.

From your living room, you can go anywhere.

Fantastic.

Okay, guys, back into first position cameras and cue Kim.

From the beaches of Broadchurch to the isles of Selfridges and the cobbles of

Coronation Street, we will take you to the heart of the action.

So sit back, relax, and I forgot my line. No, right.

I'll just keep you there for the moment, just because I just want to look at...

Do you remember the push -in we talked about? I'm still not quite happy with

that. OK, fine.

I'm more out to jump in for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get a quick Q &A.

What have I just done there? I've just lent on it.

I've just lent on it and now it's done something weird.

Basically, same as the computer.

It can happen if you just reset.

Oh, that's fine. OK.

Absolutely fine.

So,

now you're a few minutes into the rehearsal, how are you feeling about

I'm all right. I'm okay now.

How are you getting on with the lines? It'll get better.

I've made a couple of errors, but memory is quite good, so... Cool. All right.

Great. Take that.

I'm going to... Can I go and get some... To the rocket. Can I get some post -it

to that and all that? Is that all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't be too long, though, Matt.

Okay. All right. Cool. See you in a bit.

Okay.

Okay, Jim, so just looking into this camera and it's the line and then you

hit it. Okay. And ready, off you go.

So sit back, relax and let the drama unfold.

It's going to be explosive.

What the hell?

Nobody approach, nobody approach.

What just happened?

He's not in there.

Kim, what did you press?

I pressed the red button.

You bloody blew me up.

Oh, no. Who set me up, man?

I did.

This isn't really a promo.

No, I know. My name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

I am. Look at me. Look.

Why are you shaking? Because I just saw you go in there.

I was really scared.

I was really scared.

You were scared that you'd actually killed someone? Of course I was.

You didn't run over and help me, though, did you?

Well, no, because I wasn't going over there in that burning building.

Sorry, but if you were in there, there's nothing I could do anyway.

That's brilliant.

That's brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant. I thought I was going to kill somebody.

For a minute, I was like, I'm going to prison here.

I just didn't know what was going on. I was like, he set me up. He can't believe

up himself.

I don't know how he did it.

It was brilliant.

It was brilliant.

That could be a scene out of Corrie, that. I know.

It was actually really impressive.

But how did I not feel you? Did you not feel me? No.

Underneath you.

Sorry.

I didn't see your thing, no.

No, that's the story of my life.

Story of my life, Tim.

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