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My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

On this show, I go undercover and completely mess with people's heads.

Whether I'm catching members of the public off guard... Give me my phone or

going to start smashing this shit. What is that? Oh my God, are you kidding?

You are a prick.

Or pushing celebrities to their limits.

You're being filmed.

Don't pay!

Oh! Oh, the dog! No!

Oh. The cameras are hidden.

I'm in disguise.

So all the reactions are 100 % genuine.

Whoa!

These people have been well and truly tricked.

On average, us Brits now spend over seven hours a day staring at a computer

screen. We're complete gadget addicts.

So what could be funnier than denying a screen junkie their fix?

I'm going undercover in a computer shop, and trust me, you wouldn't want your

stuff repaired by me.

I'm hoping no one will see through my cunning disguise of slick back hair and

chunky spare.

really. Yeah? Just like, this is a 4S.

4S? Yeah.

Oh.

Okay, bit of a problem.

It's coming up that the serial number to this phone's been stolen.

What?

Yeah, stolen.

Are you sure?

That's mine.

See, I can only go from the facts and someone's come in with no headphones,

which is usually when people steal a phone.

Oh my god, you can go steal a phone?

I'm going off the computer, aren't I?

Oh.

If you've got the receipt, I can give you back, no problem. Oh, my God, do I

have to take my phone?

Yeah.

No. I need to see my mum right now. If I give it to you, you could run off.

No. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no. This can't be happening.

Well, look, you can go out there, use a payphone, ring your mum. Oh, my God, no.

But look, look, until you come back, I've got to confiscate your phone.

Oh, my God, no, no, no, no.

There you go. Because I'm literally right... What?

You've confiscated your phone.

It's safe there. Look, you can phone your mum, do whatever, but... How can I

call her?

I've called her.

What's going on there?

You've confiscated your phone.

How? So you go home, speak to your mum, bring the receipt back, give your phone

back.

What's my phone doing here?

What is it?

It's in there.

Anyway, have a good day, yeah?

I've got something to tell you.

I don't really work here.

My name's Ben Hamlin, I'm a magician.

You're lying.

You've just been tricked.

No, you're lying. The ITV2 show, Tricked. No, you're lying.

Nice to meet you.

We're on TV.

No, I'm not. What?

You can't do that. I've just done it.

Is he lying?

Are you doing all right?

OK, there's different types. Have you got it on you by any chance?

Yeah. Let's have a look at it. I think I can match it up exactly.

Right.

Yeah, we got them in stock. They're about £50.

But if you're spending that money, we're also doing a free diagnostic report.

I can literally do it here whilst you wait.

Dead simple.

Basically just cleans up all your computers and stuff.

Here, can you put your password in?

So is that cleaning?

Yeah, just seeing what's going on, really. Seeing if there's any errors

I've got a lot of errors.

Yeah, you see this?

Oh, wow.

All these failed files are corrupt files.

So that's obviously not a good thing. Usually you get these kind of files from

the internet.

There's usually a certain type of website that pauses these kind of files.

Somebody has been on adult websites.

Somebody. Yeah.

Now, the good thing, I can get rid of all these.

Somebody you know.

Who do you think it is?

You need to sort him out. Anyway, I can get all of this gone.

I just need to do a quick clean, deep clean package on it. It's £349 .99.

and it'd be as good as new. Is that all right?

Yeah.

No, but let me explain it.

Your computer's ill.

It's got, like, a little cough.

When you go on other networks, it'll give its cough.

It'll cough over other computers, and then they'll get ill.

If you don't have the money, then you're going to have to take it, but you're

going to have to deal with these bugs.

Are you okay to deal with these bugs?

Yeah? All right, I mean, if you are...

That makes up to you, but... Oh, my God!

They're your bug.

Yeah. These are your bug.

They will take your bug, take your computer...

I've come to the Coronation Street set to watch a bit of filming and perform a

few tricks.

Now, doing magic is fun, but to make it a little bit more interesting, earlier

today I've asked the people on Twitter to dare me to do something whilst

performing a trick.

So it's time to pick my challenge.

Right, what have we got?

Challenge them to a game of buy the next round. Good.

Okay. Sophie Eliza Price says...

Perform a trick to a celebrity naked.

Perform naked. I've never done that, ever, for obvious reasons.

But all right. I'd like to think of myself as pretty ballsy. I will do a

naked.

Brooke, Amy, hello.

Hello. You look a bit nervous.

I'm just keeping a very close watch on you.

Is that because I'm holding a needle? Yeah. Okay, well, you hold on to that.

Keep that just there.

I'll be back in a minute.

Okay. Right.

We're coming back.

You've got for a brew, haven't you?

What? Hi.

What?

What?

Don't laugh too much, girls.

It's cold in here.

So we're going to play a game.

Have you played this game before?

I've never played this game before.

So here's the game. Now, I'm standing here pretty naked in front of you.

I've actually gone really red today.

Careful where you put that needle.

If you could replace me with any other celebrity, who would it be? I want you

think of it. Don't say it.

but I want you to think of another celebrity that you could replace. I know

kind of spoiling you already.

All right, you got one? Yeah. All right, so I'm going to have three goes at it.

Right. Every time I get it wrong, you get to pop a balloon.

All right?

Okay. Okay.

First go.

Yes or no, is this person American?

No.

Pop a balloon.

Preferably.

Fine, I've got another nipple. It's fine.

Question two.

Is this person an actor?

No. Sorry.

Okay, last go. I think I got it.

So he's not American. I'm guessing he's English. And he's not an actor.

I think the person you're thinking of,

Olly Murs.

No, no, who was it?

Prince Harry royalty good Okay, now be

careful with this

Come

on, let's hug it out. Come

on. Come on

Thinking of playing Terry and then I thought, he's not going to get it. But

he was just like a random, but he was there, waiting for me.

Coming up, I make a poor punter fear for their life.

Don't do this.

Don't do this.

Charlotte Crosby gets hot and bothered in my sauna.

And Joey Essex sees something that is creepy sick.

You're going to love this, mate.

It's wicked!

When I trick celebrities, I never quite know how they're going to react.

They could laugh, they could scream, they might even punch the crap out of

This next person will definitely not hold back her feelings. I just hope she

doesn't kick my head in late.

That's because I'm tricking Geordie show -a -laugh Charlotte Crosby.

She's arriving to promote a fake glamping spa, but it's really a ruse to

her in the sauna.

Not only that, her very own mum is in on the plan.

Hey, Leticia, you all right? Right,

now, you're Charlotte's mum.

Yeah. So she thinks she's coming here, and she thinks that you're coming with

her to have a treatment.

Together, yeah. I've heard, and you can verify this, she's not very good in

small spaces or something like that. She just won't like being locked in and be

sweating. She'll probably panic.

And she has had panic attacks, right? Oh, yes, she does sometimes get them.

shouldn't be setting her up, is it? She'll be all right. She'll be all

She'll have a panic attack and she's going to get out eventually, so she'll

fine. You taught her the school of the hard knocks there. Oh, definitely.

Good. Paper bag and she'll be fine.

Afternoon. What do you think?

It's cool, isn't it? Yeah.

Nice to meet you. I'm Dan. Hi, Dan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Hello, Letitia.

Nice to meet you. Right, let's get you in the chill -out tent. We've got robes,

we've got clothing.

What, do I just get on like this?

You just go there.

I mean, I'm not very method -wise.

How was it?

So good.

Yeah, like it? Good, good. Let's do the sauna stuff. Right, okay, yeah.

So, come on over. That's what the sauna looks like, what we used to have.

It was called a shag pad.

A shag pad? Yeah, and it was just a shed and everyone used to have sex in it. On

Geordie Shore? Yeah, on Geordie Shore. Right, yeah, okay.

No, I mean, it's the same thing. Oh, Gary!

Oh, God, my God, it's hot. Am I getting in? It's like a sauna, isn't it? Yeah,

yeah, get in. Yeah, we'll do... So, let me talk you through it.

So, the idea is we take these to festivals, we take them to people's

garden parties, and they're great. And they're... How are you feeling?

Hot. Yeah.

Hot, hot, hot. It's hot, isn't it? It's great. Good for the soul. Is it though?

Yeah, yeah.

Look at these. All these coals, all imported from Germany.

Fantastic. Have you ever had a sauna hangover?

Well, I don't rarely go in them because I start feeling a bit weird if I get too

hot. Right. Okay. All right. Well, let me tell you about this.

German, right? So we've got a little added Bluetooth.

So we can first of all turn the lights on and off like that. Oh my God, that

would go. And again.

And we've got the temperature gauge there. We're currently at 68.

So we can go up.

Like that.

You can also... Oh, God, fuck!

All right, well, what people do... You said about people shagging. You can lock

the doors. Like that.

Which is quite good. And we've got built -in speakers as well. So what we can do

is... Shit.

My battery just died.

Shit.

Oh, please don't say that. Oh, fuck off.

Oh, no, please don't.

Joel! Joel!

Jules, my battery's... Have you got your phone on you? No.

You haven't got... I could download the app if you've got the phone.

Jules! The temperature was, like, so hot as well. Sorry, yeah, sorry. No, this

is basically fucking... Ah, shit's on the Bluetooth.

It always happens. Oh, my God, I'm just wafting the hot air at myself.

Yeah, I mean, this should be fine. We're only really supposed to be in these for

about ten minutes.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God, that fly has just died.

Oh, it is hot, yeah.

Yeah, it just died, like, it just died on the bench. It was moving around a

couple of minutes ago.

And I feel like that's going to happen to us.

No.

No.

Oh, God, I feel like it's getting hotter.

It is, because before the battery went, I turned it up. I'm starting to panic

now. It's gone up your heat.

I'm starting to get a bit panicky. You don't suffer from anxiety or anything? A

little bit. Do you?

I'd give you a paper bag if you want to breathe into the... We've been in here

about five minutes so far. Oh, my God. What the hell?

Especially these fucking cheap German cookers. They save literally five to ten

minutes max.

Which I wasn't anticipating this, which is why... You're right, we should have

smashed the window.

Smashed the window? Yeah.

Right, OK.

Tell you what.

Oh, God, it's hot. It's hot. OK, OK.

I'll try and get to the key. Are you going to swipe about it?

I don't want to. But these things cost money, Ali. I'll ruin it, won't I?

Well, we'll both chip in. About £2 ,000 a door.

Right, well, I just don't know what to do. Are you all right to give £1 ,000?

Well, fine!

OK, are you sure? I don't mind smashing it if you're going to give £1 ,000.

Maybe we can wait a little bit longer. OK, let's wait a bit longer.

Oh, it's getting really hot now. It's getting hotter.

Okay, right are you gonna give a thousand?

I can smash the door. I'm happy to do that Yeah We can get to that key

that can let us out you see so if we can get to there Yeah,

I do that

Why haven't you just done that?

I hit the key, you see?

And then I'd have to... What are you doing?

That's got to be a joke.

There we go, we can get out now. How did you just do that? A little panic over,

isn't it? How did you just put your hand through the glass?

Sweating all over.

Well, it hasn't smashed.

How did you do that?

How did you just do that?

Charlotte, I've got something to tell you.

I don't actually run a company.

My name is Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And you've just been tricked.

But this isn't real.

What the fuck, man?

I thought we were actually going to be stuck in there. And I wanted to punch it

in the face. Well, I'm glad you didn't.

But... She set you up. What the hell?

I was wondering why you weren't here.

I thought I was going to die. I hate saunas anyway.

I was only doing it to be nice. I know you were. Give a round of applause,

That was bad, that.

Thank you. Come on, let's do that.

Oh, you're very warm, you know.

I'm sweating!

I still don't know what happened.

Normal pane of glass.

No hole in it.

I don't know how he did it. I'd still like to find that out.

I didn't really want to get in the sauna in the first place. Like, I'd get

really panicky.

But once the door locked, I think a bit of poo actually came out of my bum hole.

When people get a few jars down their neck, they get relaxed, happy and

occasionally leery, which makes them the perfect punters for my very special

bath service. I've gone and become a bad boy barman.

While the team rigged the bar, I popped out to a beer garden.

and that.

These always get tangled up when they're in your pocket and the reason they do

is because this end goes into there and that kind of thing.

It's a pain isn't it because they loop themselves around like that and then

loops itself around like that. It's just a pain.

Ricky, hold your fingers like that.

See, that's the best way to keep them from getting tangled.

There you go.

Have a good day. Have a good day.

Have a good day.

How are you doing,

lads? You all right?

I'll tell you what.

I'll come and tell you in a minute. As it's late, we're doing some, like,

security checks and stuff.

Do you mind if I... Have you had a security check yet?

Yeah, yeah. Can I just look at your jacket, mate? Just pop it off for us.

Sound.

Sound.

All right, mate. Cool.

What?

What? What's this?

Is that... Mate, you can't bring that in here.

Hold on. What is... What's that?

What is that?

Mate, are you taking the mick or what?

You can't take this in here. I can't serve you for coming in with this.

Just take in the piss and there's that.

You know what, mate?

Look, look, look.

I can't serve you. Take your jacket. I've got to confiscate this.

Here, have your special brew and drink that in the park or something, all

Two beers. Yeah. A white wine. Yeah.

Have you got one of those discount fobs?

Have you seen, we've got these.

How does it work?

Discount fob.

Basically, if you put this on your key fob, then you get like half price drinks

for the rest of the month.

How? Yeah.

From here?

From what key fob? I can put it on that key fob.

Yeah? Put it on my 10 keys and I get it. If I put it on, I can give you these

half price.

Want to do that? Yeah.

Hold on, what's that?

A car key.

Oh, right.

Okay, I'm understanding now.

Beer?

You're not allowed to drink with a car key. Oh, right. No, no, no. I'm not

drinking at all.

I'm driving,

but I'm not drinking.

But how do I know that these pints aren't for you? You're paying for the

and you've got a car key.

Look if you get if you drink drive I could get like a two thousand pound fine

You're ill ill people drink sometimes they drink to get over

it I'm not joking I can get fined. Do I look like I'm joking?

No, right then I'm not joking.

I'll tell you what you can have the drinks as long as I keep this somewhere

like

You're kidding me.

How did you do that?

Well,

you're not going to drive now, are you? No.

I mean, what?

And that's a fully sealed bottle.

Coming up.

I really try this shopper's patience.

My hired gangsters dish out a super scary lesson.

And Joey Ethics' world turned on its head.

When people are going about their everyday lives, it's pretty hard for me

them into a situation that truly shits them up.

So I've hired Daphne and Celeste to help me.

These two actors are going to play the part of proper -art East End gangsters.

The only thing is, I now need someone that really deserves this terrifying

trick.

And I think I've found him.

This is Joe.

He reckons his mate Frankie is a prime candidate.

Hey, Joe, you all right?

I'm good.

We're setting up Frankie.

Why? I've known him about 22 years of my life. He's done some bad, bad pranks on

me in the past, but it's definitely turned out. What kind of stuff has he

for you?

When we were on holiday, he booked me the wrong flight home.

When he took the wrong flight home?

Basically, him and the six of my friends went back to Stansted, and I was the

only one that went back to Gatwick.

No one ever wants to fly to Gatwick.

What a bastard.

Basically, he's been pranking all of my mates, and if you were to ask all of my

mates, they'd all nominate him. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to

the part.

of a student bumming around at home, Frankie's gonna come to my house, where

he's gonna be met by some rough gangsters.

Joe's duped his mate Frankie into picking up a second -hand console he

online.

Hello?

Oh, the PlayStation, yeah?

Number 2, mate, on your left.

Come on, mate.

Yeah, yeah, it's time, man.

Cool, just in here.

Cool, you got the money, yeah? Yeah.

Cool, come on in.

So, yeah, that's what we advertised.

Games, controller, PlayStation, all working on it.

£100, yeah? Yep, yep.

It'll be there.

Cool.

I'll bag that up for you.

Nah,

it's shit, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How's it going?

Yeah, long time no see.

Leaving your front door open. What are you doing?

Yeah. What's wrong?

Yeah? You're mugging me off. Is that what's going on? No, no, I'm not. What's

happening here?

Hey, hey, hey, let's take a seat.

Let's chill. Let's take a seat, yeah?

Why don't you take a seat too?

Okay, all right, all right. Here's the money that you owe me. Pay up, Dave. I

don't have it. Just pay up. Tell me you don't have it. I don't have it. We all

know that you won big, yeah?

He knows that you won big. It's 5K.

Pay up. Yeah, okay. Debt time. All right.

Yeah? I don't have the money here. I don't have the money here.

The only money I've got... The only money I've got... It's chill, man. It's

chill. The only money I've got is that 100 quid.

Who are you?

I'm buying a PS3 off of my eBay.

That's what I'm doing.

You sure?

Yeah, 100 quid. Mate, have the PlayStation.

Have the PlayStation. It's worth, like, 400 quid.

Games, controller. Have that and that. You've got 500 quid there. Are you

to mug me up again?

No. I know that piece of shit's not worth 400 quid. Do you know what I'm

about? No.

What are you doing there, man?

Pay up.

I've just got that.

I'll take that.

I can't leave.

You stay there.

Pay up.

I'm not leaving until I've got some cash. I've got no cash. Have anything

want. I've got the telly. It's full of shit. The place is full of shit. I've

that. That's a David Beckham signed football boot.

David Beckham, worth five or six grand.

What's this?

It's a signed football boot.

You need it on eBay, right?

Yeah. You need, like, some certificate or some shit. Where is it? Oh, the

Certificate of Authenticity?

I don't have it.

What are you talking about?

You're fucking worthless then, innit?

Dick on a fucking shoe.

What do you do?

You there, what do you do? I don't, I don't, I don't know this fella much.

He's that with him or so forth. What's going on? Come sit down.

Yeah, you know him. What have you got? I came in to get that PS3. That's what

I've done.

You're with me.

I don't know. What have you got?

I've got nothing on me at all. Nothing at all? No phone, no cash, no nothing.

What have you got? I've got a phone.

Yeah, what phone have you got? It's a BlackBerry.

That'll do. I need someone to hand me over.

That'll do. Yes, yes, yes.

Can I please leave?

No, no, you stay there. We're not done yet.

It's pay off time. You understand where I'm coming from?

Yeah, yeah. Why do you think he's here? He's a fucking meter.

He hurts people for a living. That's what he does.

Payday. You understand? Do you have any cash on you? I've got nothing on me at

all. 5K. How much have you got on your bank account? Nothing. I've got nothing,

mate. We've got time here. We need the account down now. You've got five

seconds. Find me some cash.

Don't do this.

Five. Don't do this. Come on, four.

Don't do this.

Three. Two.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I can get you the money. I can get you the money.

Time's up. Time's up. No, we're going to be fine. We're going to be fine.

There we go.

All right.

I've got something to tell you. What?

These aren't real gangsters.

My name's Ben Hamlin.

I'm a magician.

And you've just been tricked.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

And he set you up. Who set me up?

You absolute prick. You fucking prick.

Oh my God, for fuck's sake, you absolute prick.

You're a fucking knobhead, oh my God.

You're a scary bastard, you're a fucking shit.

There we go, boys.

There we go, boys.

Come on.

Is that on TV?

You're on TV. Oh my God.

Yeah.

I've shit myself so much in my whole life.

Don't do this.

Don't do this.

It's going 5, 4, 3, and I was like, oh, I'm going to get my head kicked in there

in a second there. And then all of a sudden, I saw all these 50s just appear

from nowhere.

That was pretty impressive.

I'm about to go undercover in a gadget exchange.

This is the place where punters come to grab themselves a bargain on old

consoles, phones, DVDs.

But today, I'll be offering them a deal that's way too good to be true.

Alright, mid -end.

Thank you to her. Yeah. Yeah, $3 .99

for you.

Yeah.

It is 4 -5.

That's it, yeah.

Oh no.

It's saying, um, it's a frozen card.

A frozen card?

That's what it's saying, yeah. I used it this morning.

Do you want to try it again? Because I literally used that card this morning.

Try it again.

I know for a fact it's not frozen. No, it's not having any of it. What?

All right, I'll use this one then. Well, the problem is, we've gotten told that,

because obviously we're in a tunnel store, if we get frozen cards, sometimes

they can be stolen.

I've got another idea on me. Look, it's actually nice with my card.

Yeah, I mean, these are easy to fake these days.

We're told we can't give them back to you once they're frozen, so we're going

have to keep this. No way! I can't give you this.

I'm not selling my car. I used that this morning.

Look, look, there's a procedure here, right? Just take a little step back.

Look, you can have your car back, but like I said, it is frozen.

What?

Wait, what?

So you can have it, but it's frozen.

What do you mean it's frozen, mate?

Why have you just done that?

Why have you just done that? Is that even my card? It's not a card, but it

What the hell?

It's frozen, there you go. No, no, what the hell?

It's not supposed to happen.

What the hell?

It's not bad for that.

You're doing right.

Five for a tenner, yeah?

We've also got an offer on at the moment. Do you have an Xbox?

No. Well, we've got an Xbox offer, and normally they're 80 quid. We've got

whilst Fox left, 25 quid for an Xbox.

Really? Yeah.

So it's pretty, because we've got some left over.

Oh, they're like used ones.

They're used, but they completely work. If they don't work, we'll have them

back, but they're brilliant. So it's a real, real good bargain, 25 quid.

Yeah, xbox 360.

Yeah, what 2499?

Yeah Should do it All

right, cool, there you go, that's yours

I'm gonna be on this till all day, no problem, come back

Pardon? Sorry, are potatoes in the box? What? Let's have a look. What?

Yeah, it's not in an Xbox box. It's a normal box.

This is the box, Xbox.

This is the box I gave you. What's the problem? Did you want an actual Xbox

Are you kidding me?

What?

Potatoes. What have you done with the console?

There was a console in here.

What have you... What have you done?

Potatoes? But is this like... Did you take it out and put them in there?

Sure. Is this like the old potato scam where you claim... I haven't got much

time.

What have you done with the console?

There was a console in here.

I should call the police if you're trying to scam me. We're a family -run

business. Come on.

All right, so if it was in a nice new box... Are you kidding me?

If it was in... Are you actually kidding me right now? If this was in a normal

box, would you be happier?

Do you know my fucking... Whoa, all right, all right, okay, all right, all

right.

No need to swear, is there?

Don't need to swear.

It is a cheeky smile.

All right, okay, you just wanted an Xbox, didn't you? That's what you

That's what you wanted, wasn't it?

That's what you wanted.

Oh, my God.

I know you.

Oh, my God.

An Xbox.

Here, I'll put it in there for you.

There you go.

You need to watch that language you're using.

I'm so sorry. You're all right. You can keep the potato.

I'm about to meet urban music star Lethal Bizzle for a drink and possibly

magic. But to keep it a bit more interesting, I've asked the people of

to give me a challenge to do whilst performing to him. Could be anything. It

could be give him a wedgie whilst doing a car trick, poke him in the eye whilst

doing a coin trick, anything like that, anything like that.

So before I go meet him, better figure out what dare I'm going to do.

Right, Twitter, what have you got for me?

Ooh, atlilyhern says, play a drinking challenge with him.

I've never done a drinking game with a celeb.

That could be fun.

I'd have to write off the rest of my afternoon, but I'm willing to do that.

So, Lily, yes, I will do a drinking challenge with Lethal Biz.

What's happening, bro?

Hey, mate. You good? I'm all good. Thanks for coming.

Right. Biz, are we going to play a game? That's all right? A little drinking

game? What you've got to do is you pick a category, and then we take it in turns

to name something from that category.

So, you could say Premiership Football Team, I would say Man United, you would

say Arsenal.

And we go back and forth, and whoever can't think of any loses, and I have to

a shot.

Yeah? Okay, cool. I'll let you pick the category.

Let's go for UK and US rappers.

Okay, UK, US rappers.

You can start. Name one.

Eminem. Dr. Dre.

Snoop Dogg. Mike T. 50 Cent.

Lethal Bizzle. Dizzy Rascal.

Pastor Green. Jay -Z. Huff Daddy.

Tupac. Biggie. Warren G.

Example. Drake.

Um, come on.

Is there a timer? There must be like a timer. Alright, alright, okay, hold on.

Robbie Williams rapped once, didn't he? Oh, that's a... Does that not count?

That's a shot.

That's a shot. You're not giving me Robbie? No, no, Robbie Williams, bruv.

that down your throat, bruv.

Game's a game. Game's a game.

Come on.

Darn it.

Say good lad, good lad.

Oh, it burns.

That's what you do with a job, is like rapping, and you pick rappers.

I mean, you could argue that I'm a magician, so that I should probably know

you're thinking, maybe. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you should maybe argue that I would write it down beforehand and stick

it in a box.

Fuck off.

Ah, piss off.

You could have named any category in the world and you said rappers.

Oh, fuck off.

Not only that, right?

The last rapper that you said, the one that beat me.

Right. Oh, bro. How are you doing this, bro?

How are you doing this, bro?

Oh, gosh.

Cheers, man.

Coming up, we bend Joey Essex's tiny mind.

Hey guys, nice to meet you, I'm Ben. Hello Jamie, nice to meet you.

In a bit, Joey Essex is coming here and I'm going to be tricking him with a car.

It won't be this car, it'll be an actual car.

Let's do this with Emma, is it? Yep. All right, Emma, I want you to imagine me

and you are in a car and we're going on a journey and we go to a city in the

world. This car can go over water, so that's no problem, but we go to a city

the world and we stop our car right at a famous landmark.

I want you to imagine we've driven to a city, to a famous landmark.

Have a think.

Have you got one?

Yes. Are you sure?

Yeah. Okay. All right.

Hold that.

Don't drop it. Okay.

Okay.

Give me a moment.

Stand here for me. Step forward.

Face me.

let's try this right so my first question look at me

uh have you been to this place before no no okay so

normally if that's usually somewhere a bit more exotic like uh no it's not okay

uh is it somewhere that rains a lot what i know oh okay that's not really

an answer to tell me you don't know it's a climate Is this a place you would

like to go? Yeah.

Okay.

Did you learn about this place in school?

Yeah. That was a quick one. Okay, all right.

So you've not been there? No. But you learned about this place in school. One

last question. Do you like cheese?

Yeah. I think I've got it. What is the place you're thinking of?

The Eiffel Tower.

The what? The Eiffel Tower.

The Eiffel Tower.

It's just like being there, isn't it? Except I won't charge you 20 quid for a

baguette.

Here's the car I'll be using to prick Joey Essex.

He thinks he's coming to help market some high -tech boys' toys.

Little does he know, I'm hoping to blow his mind.

with a motor straight out of a Hollywood film.

Hey, Joe.

Hello, mate. Nice to meet you. How are you? How are you doing? You all right?

name is Matt. Yeah, nice to meet you, mate. You all right, mate? Nice to meet

you. You must be Dave.

How are you doing, Dave?

Thanks a lot for coming.

We're really happy to have you here, and we'll do a bit of a tour, if that's all

right. We'll tell you about some of our gadgets.

Cool. And you'll be able to take some stuff home with you, if that's all

All right, yeah, we could do it. Hold my calls.

We've got these voice -activated glasses.

Hello. Hello, yo, yo, my name is Joe.

Pretty cool, innit? Yeah, yeah.

It's an antibacterial phone case.

They say that 99 % of phones, actually when you touch them, have got a particle

of human faeces in.

What's a faeces?

Poo. Poo. So the idea is you're going to be the face of a load of these

products. And then we've got some other stuff as well, some more technological

stuff.

Best thing to do, it's all in the hangar. Stay here, let me get changed

show you. Is that alright?

Have a play.

Hey

Joe,

do you want to come and see the hangar?

Just this way, around there.

What are we actually doing?

We're going to a hangar. What's a hangar?

Where they keep planes.

But we've taken the planes out, and we've put cars in.

So, basically, we look at light displacement.

You heard of light displacement?

No. Well, let me throw it. So, if time didn't just move linear,

if it moved cyclical, then you can bend it. If you can bend the light, you can

bend time.

See what I mean?

Do you know what I mean?

No. Basically, you can manipulate the way in which time moves.

Come around here, come into the demo zone.

What that means is I can go back a few seconds and a few minutes and

shape time.

It's a bit like, I don't want to say time travel, because that doesn't exist,

but it's that kind of thing.

Back in time?

Yeah. Stand here, let me show you. So I'm going to go fast, and I'm going to

around, all right?

You're going to love this.

Wicked.

It's going to proper freak you out.

So what are you doing?

I'm going to drive it really fast and you'll see the light bend.

Alright? I'm going to see the light bend.

See you in a minute mate. Stay there.

All right, Joe.

You're going to love this, mate.

It's wicked.

See?

You see how the light displaced it? Do you see that?

What is this?

It's what?

What's that?

That? Well, when I said the light displaced, for you I was only gone,

couple seconds.

What the hell was that?

You know I was gone, was it like a couple seconds?

Yeah. You were over there and then you were there.

I can't believe you were there. I've changed time.

What is that?

I went back to the 80s. Is that my projection?

Yeah.

Michael! It is

Michael

Jackson.

I've gone back in time and that's him.

Get back in the car Michael.

Did you see how we went back in time? You saw that?

Have you ever seen anything disappear like that before?

No.

Have you ever seen anyone time travel like that before?

No.

Good, innit?

There's just one thing I've got to tell you.

I'm not really a scientist.

My name is Ben Hamlin. I'm a magician.

and you've just been tricked. No way.

Yes way.

Oh, really?

How did you do that?

No way. Yes way.

Oh my God.

How did you do it? Well, look, let's go out here and your manager's just out

here. I can't believe it, man.

Mate, what the hell?

I really think I would have fought for that.

I was thinking, he's actually done it.

Is that Michael Jackson?

Yeah. Well, you can't be Michael Jackson, surely.

But then I've always thought that Michael Jackson has been on an island

somewhere, hiding from us.

That's what I've always said.

I've always said that Michael Jackson is on a desert island somewhere.

I can't believe I just saw a car vanish right in my eyes. I don't get it.

I'm still quite shocked now.

I'm shocked. I didn't really know what to think. I still can't work it out.