All language subtitles for Tricked s01e04

My name is Ben Hamlin.

I'm a magician.

When I perform, I love watching people
freak out.

So I set up secret cameras in everyday
places.

Oh! Oh!

And use my skills of sleight of hand.

Oh, my God.

Mental powers.

Unbelievable, look.

And misdirection.

You are kidding me.

To pull epic magical pranks on
unsuspecting celebrities.

I can't do nothing.

And members of the public.

Oh! Yo, this is ridiculous.

As the cameras are hidden, all the
reactions you see are 100 % genuine.

There are no actors or studios.

All the people you're about to see have
been well and truly tricked.

I've been performing magic for over a
decade.

And like all magicians, I got into magic
because I love to see people's faces

when I do impossible things right before
their eyes. And that's great, but it's

way more fun when I use magic to push
people's buttons when they least expect

it, like this.

That's not chained to the lamppost,
mate.

Much better.

Looks like I've been stitched around.

First

up,

I'm going undercover to trick the
public.

I'm running a fast food van.

The hidden cameras are set up and the
chips are in the pan.

I've got some half -priced offers to
tempt the crowd.

But anyone greedy for grub will be
served a trick instead.

How are you doing, guys?

You alright? You doing alright? What are
you having?

Um, those half -price things.

Yeah, uh, half -price. Three pound.
Three pound on meat feast, uh, chicken

surprise, uh, margaritas.

Those three. What do you want?

Chicken pizza?

Alright, cool, cool, cool.

There you go, guys.

Chicken surprise, yeah?

All right, okay, yeah. Perfect.

Three pound, please.

Pay on card?

Pardon?

No, no, can't pay on card.

Have you not got money? Well, if you
haven't got the cash, you can have the

pizza, you just can't have the chicken.

All right?

Just take the chicken out?

Yeah. All right, sound, no chicken,
sound.

There you go, that'll come out.

Fucking hell.

Is that what that is?

You said no chicken, right?

So there you go, no chicken, mate.

There you go, that'll come out.

All right, all right.

Can I have some chips?

Some chips? Please. Okay, all right, all
right. Small or large?

Small. Cool.

All right.

Some vinegar.

What? Ew.

What, why? There's a rat in there.

What?

Nah.

It's not a rat. What is it then?

You're hallucinating, you see anything,
don't you? No, I'm not.

Nah, it's not a rat.

What is it then?

It's a smudge, that's what it is. Look,
look, look, look, look, look.

There was a rat in there. There's not?

There was.

There was a rat in there. It wasn't as
much as the glass.

I'm telling you, it was in there.

I'm hallucinating.

Don't you just hate rude blokes who
flirt with other people's girlfriends?

I bet these will.

All right?

Hey. How are you doing, guys? Come on
over.

Let me get you.

Two burgers?

Two burgers?

Yeah, cool. All right.

Thank you. How are you doing? You all
right? I'm good, thank you. Yeah, you

having a good day? Yeah, been shopping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool. All right,
all right.

Look, I've just got one on for now.

Okay. Is that all right? Yeah, that's
all. Cool.

Are you two brother and sister?

Are you? Yeah. You're going out with
him? Yeah.

Doing well.

How long have you been together?

Two years.

So, what's he got so special, then?

He's lovely.

Yeah? I'm lovely.

If ever you wanted, like, change or
something?

Yeah, yeah, like a plan B kind of thing.
Oh, OK, cool. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

What's your name, mate? I had a guess.

Got it wrong.

Whoops. Sorry about that.

A bit awkward.

Anyway, right, sorry, my bad, my bad.
Look, look, mate.

Look, I tell you what, you can have this
on the house. No, no, no. You can have

it. It's on me, but look, I'm really
sorry. Look.

No, I'm sorry.

Mate, I ain't got time for games. I've
got customers.

Look, there you go.

Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

When performing magic, my goal is to
make people speechless or amazed or

sometimes even laugh.

But the people at ITV have challenged me
to see if I can use my magical skills

to make some celebrities scream.

But I thought I'd better try it out in
the public.

Hey, girl. Hello, hello, hello.

I'm a magician. Can I show you something
quickly?

We're filming something. Is that all
right? Okay, yeah.

I'm Ben. Nice to meet you. I'm Amy. Amy.
Nice to meet you, Amy. Amber. Amber.

Nice to meet you. Cool.

This is something I'm going to show you
on my phone.

We're doing a whole piece about apps and
stuff.

But this is a new app.

It's like augmented reality.

You've heard of augmented reality and
stuff?

Amy, wasn't it? Yeah. Amy, hold your
hand out. If I take a picture.

If I place that there.

That looks like it's your hand, doesn't
it?

See that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh! Oh, no, no, keep it there, keep it
there, keep it there, keep it there.

Look, look, look.

That looks like it's on your hand,
doesn't it? Yeah.

It's like I say, it's augmented reality.
I put my finger in, it comes out.

But the thing is, well, you can come
back. Boris, come back.

Look at it.

It's quite cool.

It's quite funky. But the coolest thing,
look, if you hold... Just put your hand

on top. Put your hand on top.

Ah!

My spider trip made that woman on the
street scream.

But the challenge was to make
celebrities scream or swear using magic.

I've lined up an interview with Arisha
Williams, who thinks he's meeting a

normal news reporter.

How we doing, Arisha? You all right?
Lovely to see you, Ben. And you?

Looking good.

I'm here to pick your brains on
something.

OK, go. Right, there's a new report. I
don't know if you've read about this.

It's been in a load of the papers about
this new research from the University of

Solihull in Canada.

And it's about energy and the way the
energy moves, right? And this scientist

has been working on human electrical
energy. So you've heard that your brain

electrical energy, your whole body has
energy, right?

He believes that you can transfer your
energy, your living energy, onto other

objects.

Quite interesting.

That's interesting.

Something like a superhero, kind of.
That's kind of how it started, that idea

can you move your energy into something
else, right?

And for years, people thought this guy
was nuts, but he's just had a

breakthrough, and he's starting to get
electrical objects to do things with his

own electrical energy.

Really? I'll show you what I mean.

Can we just borrow that?

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Right,
this is a light bulb. Yeah. All right,

he believed with a light bulb, you need
very little electrical energy to light

that up. Okay. So in theory, you could
transfer a bit of your electrical energy

into that light bulb to light it up.
Really?

I don't really think... It's going to
work. I think that's absolute.

Sorry. I was going to say what?

Bonnets. But, you know. You're doubting
the science.

Sorry, I know I'm doubting the science.
I am doubting the science.

All right.

It's science. That's not science. That's
like make -believe. Well, this is

science. This is a sample. Let's try it.
Let's try it. So, hold it with your

left hand there.

Cool. Hold it like that.

And focus on trying to get that to light
up.

Just in your head, all your energy, it's
lighting that up.

You are messed up you're super messed up
I've got something to tell you I'm

actually a magician

Strike one. I managed to make him swear
twice, but who's counting?

Coming up, Shameless star Jodie Latham
feels like bailing out of a boat trip

from hell.

I take on a tough guy with some knockout
magic.

And Helen Flanagan has a Halloween
shocker.

I'm down by the water waiting for bad
boy EastEnders and shameless actor Jody

Latham. He thinks he's coming to a photo
shoot on a luxurious boat. Little does

he know it's headed for treacherous
water.

He's recently bought himself an
expensive watch, so I'm going to use his

newfound bling as bait for my next crit.

Jody thinks he's doing a cool photo
shoot for a smart men's mag, so he's

probably a bit disappointed when he
realises I'm his very unprofessional

photographer. And we're shooting in the
rain.

Right, let's do it. Tim, are we right to
get on there? Yeah, fine. Right, you go

first.

If this camera goes, I'm screwed.

I'm going to jump here.

If you get down there, keep walking
there, face me.

Use your left hand to hold on.

Right, leg, one leg, one leg.

All right, let's get down there.

There we go. That's good.

I'd buy that. It's your boat. You've got
your navy jacket on.

I told you, let's do some without the
watch. Do you want to take the watch

I don't really want to take it off.

I could really do with some close -ups
of it and stuff like that and putting it

next to some stuff.

Oh, sweet.

That's wicked.

I told you, let's move you over here.

We'll get you over here with it.

Yeah, we'll just put you over here.

Jodie's just seen me chuck his £2 ,000
Rolex in the river.

You are fucking joking, aren't you?

Mate.

Mate.

You're having a fucking laugh, aren't
you?

Mate. Don't be doing this to me.

I'm sorry, I just slipped.

Oh.

Mate, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my.

Look, look, I reckon I can get it. Hold
on, wait, I can probably get it.

Are you having a laugh? You're not going
to be able to get it.

No, I'll be able to get it. Look, look.

Here, hold that, hold that, hold that.
Don't chuck it in.

Mate, I reckon I can get it, mate. I'm
serious.

No, I just dropped your watch, mate.

No, just stay there. I can get it, I can
get it, I can get it. Just don't worry

about it. I can get it.

I can get it.

What?

Got a fish.

Look, Jodie, I got a fish, mate. I got a
fish.

Look.

Look, Jodie.

Look.

I got an actual fish.

It's not really moving.

Jodie, look.

Jodie, look. Come here. Come here.

Look. Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Look, Jodie, look.

Oh, my God.

What the hell is that?

Oh, mate, don't do that.

Oh, that is disgusting.

That is absolutely disgusting.

Is that yours?

What are you doing? Is that yours?

Yeah.

Is that definitely yours?

Is this actually happening?

What the fuck is going on?

Jodie.

Jodie.

Is that your watch? Yes, it is. Thank
you.

I've got something to tell you. You're a
strange man, aren't you? I'm not a

photographer. Yeah, you're not. My
name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

You've just been tricked. Look.

What? Camera's in there. Oh, stop it.
Camera's in there. Oh, my God. You're an

absolute wind -up.

Oh, my God. I thought you was a really
shit photographer as well.

Don't hit me with that.

Hold it up. Hold it up. Look at that.

That is a good catch.

We're doing this photo shoot, and then
next thing, your man whizzes my

Rolex watch with pride and joy in the
river. I was half tempted to throw him

after it, but I thought better of it. I
was just completely shocked.

And then he pulled out a massive fish.

Really bizarre.

Really bizarre.

And then cut the fish open and...

reveal my watch which was inside this
fish which i don't i've really worked

bit out yet it's just shocked i was just
really shocked

next up i'm behind

the counter at a memorabilia shop where
people come to buy and sell mementos

from their favorite stars let's hope i
don't damage anything

There you go.

Okay.

I've been told that they're worth quite
a bit now.

They can be, yeah, they can be. I mean,
this is what? It's a World Cup 1966

final programme, England versus Germany.
I mean, it's pretty much the most

sought -after programme in the world.
This is great. This is wicked.

All right, do you mind if I open it,
have a look? Yeah, fine, as long as

careful with it, mate.

I will be, I will be.

That grin kind of scared me there a
little bit.

All right, I'll be careful.

Right.

Oh, it's great. It's wicked. This is,
ah, this, look at that.

Got all the teams there.

The squad.

These can be worth lots if they're in
mint condition.

Right, yeah.

Ah.

Have you been, have you been looking
after this?

I've been keeping it in the wallet and
then I've been lying it flat in a

Whereabouts was it? I kept it in a
drawer in my bedroom.

Ordinary drawer.

stagnant air, isn't it? Oh, I don't
know. I mean, I was just told that's the

best way to keep it. Yeah, well, it can
be, but the thing is, right, if you

look, you can almost see the letters
with the moisture starting to come off

it. You're joking, mate. No one else is
with it. Look, look, I can almost see

the letters just... Frigging hell, what
are you doing, mate?

Look.

You're having a laugh.

You are having a laugh.

Mate, that's the moisture that is.

You're fucking joking.

Look, mate, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look,
I can fix it. Look, look, watch, watch,

watch, watch, look. Yeah, let me try.
Look, if I take the letters, look.

Look, look, look.

I just take these.

Yeah.

Watch.

What's on the letters?

Look.

Look.

See? I mean, it's almost as good as new.

It's cool.

That's how it was.

If you keep that in good condition,
it'll be worth about 300 quid, that,

Are you okay there?

Yeah, I'm just trying to find something.

This is Arsenal.

Arsenal? Yeah, I've only got about 100
pounds of spend.

Okay, all right. It's really special for
my dad, so he's a huge fan.

Okay, so it's for your dad?

Yeah. Huge fan.

Well, we've got a bunch of Arsenal
stuff.

Tell you what we have got.

We've got that shirt just come in a see
the yellow one That was signed by

Michael Thomas who scored the winning
goal in 1989 against Liverpool to make

Arsenal win the league That was a wicked
wicked shirt all gunas love that. Okay,

so I tell you what, do you like it made
you like the look of it?

Pretty cool. Yeah You like it how much
you say got to spend a

hundred hundred I was going to put it on
about 120.

I'll do it for 100.

I'd love it.

All right, okay, I'll do it for 100. How
are you going to pay?

Oh, right.

It is good, isn't it? I mean, he's going
to love that.

But I'll tell you what.

I'm really going to miss that shirt.

Yeah.

I'm really going to miss it. I just...
Anyway,

he's going to love that. He's going to
love that shirt.

He's going to love it.

I bought that one.

You bought the one in the frame, didn't
you?

No, I bought that one. That was in the
frame.

I definitely bought that one.

You bought the shirt in the frame,
didn't you? Yeah, but it was that shirt.

That's impossible.

No, but it was definitely that shirt.

That can't happen.

No, it's definitely that shirt because
I've begun a shirt and that's not the

shirt I've bought.

Look, don't worry about it. You're
getting a bit confused.

I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll throw
in free delivery. I'll go get that

for you. No, no, no. No, don't worry.
It's all right. I don't want it. I don't

want...

Earlier, I managed to make a Riche
Williams swear.

My challenge to make celebrities swear
or scream continues at this charity

football game with these wags.

So ladies, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions for iCivic? Is that

Yeah! Cool, cool.

Basically, it's about a new fad diet
that's been all the rage in places like

Japan, Taiwan, China. It's coming over
here soon.

You may have heard of it.

And it basically means you can eat
whatever you want, but it involves a

bit of acupuncture.

The Chinese name for this as well
translates as needles in inside.

That's what it translates.

Well, that's what I thought. I mean, I
was reading the instructions. It seemed

bit weird. But look, let me show you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here, hold your hand out. Hold your hand
out, yeah.

Well,

look,

according to this diet, all you've got
to do, have a big lunch. I had a bit of

snack earlier. And then the needles will
break the fat from the inside.

You're not doing that

But

if you want it to go and lose more
weight you have to have a

bunch

But

obviously You don't

leave them there for too long because
it's dangerous, isn't it? So

No,

you'll be okay.

The thing is, they give you this Chinese
floss as well.

And apparently you have to leave them in
there for like 30 seconds or so.

And then... Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

That is amazing.

So will you be trying that diet?

Oh yeah, of course.

Coming up, things get heated on my
innovation stool.

And it's trick, not treat for Helen
Flanagan.

Meet Stuart, a personal trainer with his
own boxing gym. He's asked me to come

down and help him wind up one of his
super fit mates.

And I'm planning something impossible.

Humiliating him by beating the tough guy
in a strength contest.

He's got no idea he's being filmed and
that I'm a magician.

Stuart, we're here in your gym.

Absolutely. How long have you had this
gym?

11 years now. Yeah, quite a while.

So today we're tricking Harry.

Tell me a little bit about Harry.

Well, Harry is a lively chap and he's a
big chap. If I was to give him a little

challenge, you reckon he's going to bite
on it? He'll bite, yeah, very easily.

And why have you decided to set Harry
up? Because of how he will react to it.

think he will be bouncing off the walls
with shock.

He's that kind of guy.

So what do you think would happen if I
was to beat him at, like, a strength

challenge? I think you're going to see a
pretty animated response from Harry.

Great. Great. Cool.

Well, look, when Harry gets here,
remember, he's got no idea he's being

Yeah. You're going to be his personal
trainer as normal, and I'm going to just

work out here in the gym, and then I'm
going to interrupt you guys at some

point. Okay.

Cool? Absolutely.

Wicked. All right, mate. Cool. See you
in a bit. See you in a bit.

While I wait for Harry, lad, here's a
trick guaranteed to make your eyes

Seriously, don't try this.

What's your name, mate?

Henrique. Henrique.

Can you come out here for a minute,
mate?

Right.

So, you do Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu? Yes.

What is Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu?

Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu is a mix of martial
arts where we can involve punch, kicks,

takedowns. What level?

I'm a black belt.

Okay, all right, black belt, all right.

I want you to kick me in the baby maker.

Oh, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here's what we do. Step forward, step
forward.

Oh, yeah, by the way, some people think
I might have padding and stuff.

Casey, just check.

No, no, just back of your hand, back of
your hand. No padding there, no? No, no

padding. Do you guys want to check?

No, I'm all right.

Have a look.

A look?

Okay, right, so no padding.

Okay, I want you to kick me as hard as
you can, right, when you're ready.

Oh.

Are you all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool.

Felt like you kind of held back on that
a bit. Yeah, no problem.

Go a little bit harder, okay?

Okay.

One more time.

Go harder. Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. This way you want? I want.

Okay,

okay.

We should be down right now.

I'm not going to lie. That wasn't fun.

I'm going to try this on you now, if
that's all right.

You're a hard man. That's not very, very
nice of you, you know.

I don't want to feel that kind of pain
on me.

Oh my god.

Alright, alright.

Oh no.

Okay, you're good. But I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I'm not going to

you there.

I'm going to do something with my finger
and my thumb, okay?

That's it, just the finger and the
thumb.

This probably will hurt.

You do have a mat behind you, okay?

You all right? How did that feel? It was
a little bit weird.

Yeah? Yeah.

How are you feeling, all right? I'm
fine. Yeah? Yeah.

Okay, all right. Are you expecting to go
down off that?

No, not from there.

No? Okay, all right. Anyway, thank you
very much. Cheers. Thank you. Thank you.

Now for the main event.

Harry's arrived for his personal
training session, but he's soon got

when I butt in.

I'm playing that jerk you don't want to
be working out next to.

Two.

Three.

Four. Five.

Six. Twenty -five.

Twenty -four.

Twenty -three.

Got you blowing, innit?

Time to wind Harry up a bit before I hit
him with my magic.

A little shake about.

Everything alright?

Yeah, good. We're going to do a second
set on that. One second.

No gain, eh?

How many do you go for?

Fifteen. He's the best, innit?

I eat fifteen for breakfast.

Fifteen, you said?

Fifteen. Fifteen.

Seventeen. You might as well have a
quick hippie walk, mate. It's alright.

Give it a go.

It's harder than that, mate. Go on, hit
it hard. Hit it hard. Go on.

Have a few seconds. Have a drink.

Sorry, do you want that?

Here you go.

Sorry.

For a big lad, you don't hit that hard,
do you?

You killed him.

Is that the warm -up?

Good, Harry. Take your time, mate. Take
your time.

Yeah, get him out of my bag. That'll
sort him out.

I'm doing my level best to be a complete
Muppet.

You're going to puke, big man.

Go on.

Three, two, one, let's go. 30 seconds.

It's going to be sick.

Okay. Surely he can't take much more.
I'm even annoying myself.

Fancy a challenge, big man?

Come on.

Fancy a challenge, you and me.

Come on. One punch.

One punch.

You're bigger than me. Come on, one
punch.

Yeah?

You got one punch in you?

You got one punch?

You sure? I mean, do you want to go have
a nap?

Yeah? You sure, big man? I want to see
this.

Here's the challenge, big man.

Stand here.

One punch, stand in here, at that bag,
not on me.

One punch, as hard as you got, and I'll
do my punch, you can judge the hardest

punch. You got a few stone on me, you
should be able to whack that a mile.

Yeah, but I can move it back, Harry.

You sure? I'm going to do as hard as I
can.

Come on. Give me the prize power, come
on.

Pretty good. Head punch it, not tickle
it.

Go, where's my glove?

That was actually really impressive, but
I think I know how to beat it.

That's what I'm talking about.

Poor Harry doesn't know what just
happened.

What do you think, big man?

Yeah, that's good.

Good going.

What do you think?

Pretty good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Pressure?

No,

but I do need to get a new bag and new
chain now.

Hey, look, I'll show you I did it right.

I'm a magician.

This is a hidden camera TV show.

You're being filmed right now.

I'm not a magician. You are.

I've never met anyone as annoying as
that in a gym.

Just generally acting like an idiot.

Really frustrating.

Generally looked like he hit it
extremely hard. When it went flying off

hook, thinking I've never seen one hit
like that before. I felt like a complete

woof. Yeah, pretty amazing.

I'm about to go undercover in a shopping
centre, plugging some fake new

inventions that definitely don't work as
advertised.

Time to practice my sales skills on the
public.

First up, the x -ray spectacle.

Nice to meet you, I'm Ben. I'm Eb.

Eb. I'm Koobs. Koobs, nice to meet you.

I'm about to go undercover in an
innovation store, like a gadget type

And I've made a bit of a gadget myself.

This is the world's first x -ray spec.

And they properly work, they really
work.

You're laughing, these are the future,
girls.

Look, I'll show you what I mean.

You've got...

a bag there in a moment i want you to
both turn around reach into your bag

an object each something that can fit
inside your hands like that and then

back around like this okay but don't
show me the object okay cool cool all

go do that now turn around reach into
the bag they're not running off father

all right so uh i got so yeah when
you're ready turn

back around when you're ready i'm not
looking all right cool cool all right

let's see how these bad boys work If you
stand here.

Cool, look. Just hold it just like that.

Yours is, um... It's like a... It's like
a... I want to say, like, medicine or

something.

Is that right? Like a small bottle of
something?

Is it?

What is it? Let's have a look.

Eye drops.

Eye drops. A bottle of medicine. All
right, cool.

All right, all right. Okay, hold your
hands just there.

It's like... Is it...

Like headphones.

Is it headphones?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

They actually do work.

No, they work really well. I mean,
they're really good. They can see

anything. Like, for example, your
underwear's black and your underwear's

Oh, my God.

All right.

That's right.

Time to go undercover on my innovation
store.

the secret cameras are rigged and i'm
ready to demo a hot new mobile phone

charger but will it prove too hot let's
try it on this lady all right

yes yeah the insta charger okay have you
heard about this

yeah yeah the is the charger basically
it's this new way of charging it

literally charges a full phone in 30
seconds and any phone and you don't even

need to plug it in you place it on top
and it just does it yeah

If it's completely flat, a minute, but
basically 30 seconds.

Have you got a phone on you?

Yeah.

What have you got?

What does that do?

Forward. Forward. Do you mind if I take
the case off?

All right, cool.

If you have to take the case off, you
place it literally just there, start

charging, and so it's basically about
30... What?

Get that off there. Get that off there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. The device

is, like, charged, maybe. I don't want
to touch it. Just give it a sec.

No, no, I could get shot from that. I
could get a shot, couldn't I?

Well, there's no need to swear. Is it
insured?

Okay,

okay, all right, all right. I've got an
extinguisher here.

Okay, okay, all right, all right.

Hardly damaged. It's a bit round the
edges.

Are you insured on that? No, I'm not
insured on that.

But... It'll be charged.

Is it faulting? It's fucking faulting.

Here, do you want it? You can have it
back.

That's better.

That's better. Look, look, look.

Look.

Oh, it's hot.

Fully charged. There you go. Look. Is
that your phone?

Time to take off my sales hat and put on

my security badge as I go undercover in
a clothes shop.

Come on, mate.

Cheers, mate. Thanks. Cheers.

Come back, please, mate.

Did you buy anything?

No.

Look in.

Come step forward, mate.

You didn't buy anything?

No.

Did you take anything?

No. No? If the alarm goes off, I have to
check up on that.

I'm just going to have to do a quick
search, if that's all right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that?

What's that?

I don't know.

That's one of our tags.

What? Did you take this?

No, not at all. I've had this since
about a year ago. A year? Yeah.

But why's it got a tag on it, then? If
you've had it a year, why's it got a tag

on it? No idea.

I've used it to be able to jump about.

I got it last year in Southend.

In Southend? Yeah.

If you're going to make up a story,
that's what you said. No -one chooses to

to Southend.

If you give us 80, you can go.

But this is mine. Yeah, but you haven't
got... Have you got a receipt?

No, I got it a year ago.

Shoplifting is a crime.

But this is mine.

But if I see crimes, I've got to call
them in.

I'll tell them not to bite me or
something, because this is mine.

Are you saying you have no idea how that
got there? Nope.

All right.

Well, look, I don't even know if we sell
this food in the store. I'll tell you

what. All right, all right, look.

Look. Look.

What's this?

Cunt.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Look, it's definitely gone. There's no
marks or anything.

There's nothing there.

No? No.

Cool. Mate, thank you very much. Cheers.

The sun's shining. Why don't you enjoy
the rest of your day? In a bit, mate.

Coming up,

things get spooky at my haunted house.

And a fake photo shoot with Helen
Flanagan turns into a Halloween horror

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

This is one of the spookiest old houses
I've ever been in. It's dark, dank and

all Georgian and that, and perfect for
some creepy magic.

We've invited Helen Flanagan here for a
photo shoot. What she doesn't realise is

that she's also in for a super spooky
shot.

While the team rigged this place with
hidden cameras, I've invited these girls

on a Halloween tour of this old house.

Hello, hello, I'm Ben. Hello.

Hi. Hello, I'm Ben. Nice to meet you.
Hello. Hello, I'm Ben.

Right, the reason we're here, girls, is
this house gives me the creeps.

I don't know about you.

Kind of, got that vibe.

That vibe, yeah.

It's in the part of London where Jack
the Ripper used to frequent, and they

that there's a good chance that he's
probably walked past this door many a

looking for his next victim.

And because they've kept it the way they
have, it's got a kind of weird feeling

about it.

But also, there's been loads of really
odd reports of things happening in this

house.

And there's one thing that happens,
which is a bit strange. We'll see if we

do it. Hopefully it's going to work.
Have any of you got any money on you?

Yeah, I've got... Like a note would be
perfect.

Yeah, I've got a £10 note.

Yeah, £10, that's good, that's good.
You'll get some of it back.

Yeah, perfect, right?

See, look, we'll use this note and that,
look.

Oh, my God.

See that?

Yeah.

I want to show you something else as
well. All right.

Let's do this.

Can you come here? Stand here.

Let's watch.

If I take this, place it about there.

Come here. Hold hands.

I want you to all focus on the £10.

Keep focusing on it.

What the fuck?

There's some demons in this house.

You were focusing, look.

I'm not touching that, though. No!

It's a prayer. It's a prayer.

You better take that and get changed.

Everything's set for Helen's fake photo
shoot.

She arrives with her manager and starts
to pose for some photos with the team

upstairs.

I tell her I'm doing some backstage
filming for the magazine website.

So all's going

well, now to get some alone time with
Miss Flanagan.

I ask you to join me downstairs to
answer a few questions on my camera.

Great. And if there's any questions you
don't particularly like... It's weird,

isn't it?

It's like you said, it's a creepy thing.
A bit further. Turn your face down

there. Let's look towards... No, just
down a bit further.

Cool. All right, so it's about the body
beautiful.

First of all, I'm just going to
basically jump cut loads of different

together. Look at me.

I'm just going to whiz around just so
they've got stuff.

You're cool with going up, down?

Yeah, cool.

That's good. That was natural. Good.

Okay, so camera work isn't my forte, but
luckily I do know a thing or two about

magic.

What? What? What's wrong? What?

Oh my god!

Vivian! What's wrong?

Vivian! What's wrong?

Vivian, I wanna go!

What's wrong? Vivian, oh my god! Fuck, I
can't! What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Are you alright?

Are you alright? Are you alright?

Are you okay? What's up? What's up? Are
you okay?

What's up?

No, I've just seen a fucking ghost!
That's horrible!

Ghost? I've just seen a ghost with a
fucking...

Helen's manager Vivian is in on the
joke, but she'll have to keep a straight

face for a bit longer I've got a

bit more magic in store, but we've got
to talk her back inside first

All right, stay here with me, then.

Okay. Let's just do it. Okay, let's just
do it. Let's do one line from the

interview, and then we'll be done.
That's it. We'll leave the doors open.

leave everything open.

And you can stay right here, Viv. You
stay right there. I'm staying here. Just

look at me. It's fine. Just look at me.
Just look at me. Just get one last line

from the interview.

Just look at me. All good.

You okay?

Okay, it's okay. No, something just
happened.

It might have been something next door.

So the lights changed.

So... Yeah.

Hey, just look at me, look at me.

Look at me.

No, that's not working.

Helen,

I've got something to tell you.

I'm not really working for some sort of
magazine.

My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And you're part of a brand new TV show
for ITV2.

You've been tricked.

Forgive us. Please forgive us. Sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You were so mean. Sorry.

Do you know how scared I was? Oh, my
God. Thank you for coming back in. I

bit disoriented because I thought I was
supposed to be doing a photo shoot, so I

was like, right, I'm doing my photo
shoot.

It was kind of weird, really, and he
told me to kind of look over there. I

thinking, what is this guy doing? And
then I turned around and just saw that

that is my worst nightmare.

This little girl with long hair holding
a teddy bear like that, I was like... It

was absolutely horrendous.

I'm very jumpy, and I was like, oh, my
God, that was just awful.

I can't tell you how awful that was. It
was really quite horrendous.

And if you want more late -night magic
on a Sunday, don't go anywhere. The boys

in blue, the band, obviously, and Rylan
Clark get well and truly tricked in just

a sec.