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My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And when I perform, I love watching people freak out.

So I've set up secret cameras in everyday places.

Use my skills of sleight of hand.

Oh, my God.

Mental powers.

Unbelievable, look.

Misdirection. You are kidding me.

To pull epic magical pranks on unsuspecting celebrities.

I can't do nothing.

And members of the public.

Oh, no, this is ridiculous.

As the cameras are hidden, all the reactions you see are 100 % genuine.

There are no actors or stooges.

All the people you're about to see have been well and truly tricked.

When people watch magic on stage, they're ready to be amazed.

But my stage is... everywhere because i perform magic undercover freaking people

out when they least expect it

see

them lot they've come for a peaceful boat trip whoa

maybe they want a little bit of extra company

Hey guys, you got room for a little one?

Time

to

hit the high street. I'm going undercover at the local shoe repair

I've had the team rig it with hidden cameras.

What members of the public don't know is my service is a load of old cobblers.

Hey, mate, you all right? I was going to get some laces, mate.

Do you know what gauge you want? I don't know.

If you pop them off, I'll have a look at them and I'll match them up.

I've got a problem with my bike ride. I must apologise in advance.

OK, all right, thanks for doing that.

Cheers. We've got a product that can get rid of that.

Yeah, so just looking for sort of... Same again type thing? Well, same again

any of the styles you've got.

All right, yeah, yeah.

You weren't joking about that bike ride.

Are these, um...

Waterproof or not?

Not sure.

Do you ever get wet when you walk? They got holes in there and stuff.

No, they're all right, yeah.

I can make them waterproof for you. I won't charge.

Yeah? Yeah. Fantastic.

All right, yeah, yeah.

That makes it waterproof?

Yeah. It's like a tectotype spray.

Right.

It's pretty.

So that's waterproof now.

It's bar.

Do you want it? I'll show you. Shall I show you? Go for it, yeah. Oh, yeah,

look. You can just pour it in, you see.

Like that.

And it's proper waterproof.

Right.

Look at that.

None's coming out.

Nothing like that. It's proper waterproof.

It's not going to be wet, though.

Well, no, it's waterproof, isn't it?

It's just coming out. All right, OK.

Look, I mean, they're old, but... And I smell citrusy.

Much better, eh? Yeah.

Look at that. It's good, innit?

Amazing, yeah.

Cool. Yeah, shall I get the other one off?

Shall I take the juice out?

Yeah, go on then. Well, like I tell you to do, let's get this out, look.

That'll do.

Yeah, that should do it.

See, waterproof, innit?

Amazing.

I'm actually, I'm shocked.

That's fantastic.

I've got tooth smells of foot now.

Yeah, probably.

Good night.

Good night. Cool.

I need to get my shoe re -healed.

Right, okay.

Right. Yeah.

Good night out, was it?

Like I said.

Yeah, yeah, that should be fine.

Should be able to put that back on. How long will it take?

Not long. You can do it right now if you want. How much would it be?

£7 .99.

Is that cool?

Probably broke it, didn't you?

Do it.

There you go.

Solid now.

It's on there.

There you go.

What?

There you go.

What? Can you do that on the other end, please?

No, no, that end was, like, rotten.

So I thought, that's, like, solid. It's a bit thicker.

Stick it on. That's good for five years, that.

OK. At least I have it done properly.

Well, I've drilled holes now.

The thing is, if I put it on there, it might fall off. If I put it on there,

know it's not coming off then.

You're going to ruin my shoe. Please can I have it done properly? Well, you

didn't clarify where you wanted it, so it's kind of your fault. It's obvious,

isn't it?

All right, so just hold that and I'll sort it for you. No, you do it. It's

shoe.

It's your job.

All right, just hold it. Just hold it. Go on, just hold that and I'll do it.

I'll fix it for you. I promise. Go on, just hold it, right?

I'm tight.

Hold it. Keep holding it. No.

Keep holding it.

Hold it.

There we go.

What are you doing?

Look. It's on there now.

Look.

I have to be done.

Here you go.

Here you go.

What have you done?

Proper, right? That's what you wanted?

What have you done, then?

Picked it for you.

£7 .99, please.

Oh, Marley, what are you tweeting that for?

Oh, you just caught me getting my celebrity gossip via Twitter.

Now, celebs love to tweet, and as they've got millions of followers, they

want their pressured Twitter accounts getting into the wrong hands.

So the producers at ITV2 set me the challenge to use my magic to hijack

Twitter account.

But first, I want to see which celebrities are on the top of your

Guys, hello.

My name's Ben. I'm a magician.

Can I show you a trick? Is that cool? All right. Cool. Nice to meet you. I'm

Ben. What's your name? Alfie, mate. Alfie. Hi, Ben. I'm Molly. Molly. Nice

meet you. Cool. Are you done with this?

Yeah, yeah.

Right.

Alfie, I'll try this with you, mate.

I'm doing a few tricks involving Twitter.

And here I've got 25 of the most followed people in the world on Twitter.

So we're going to play a game. I'm going to show you a picture, and you have to

decide whether you'd follow this person or whether you'd unfollow them. Okay.

All right? So first one, Bruno Mars.

Would you follow him or unfollow him? We love him.

You love Bruno Mars. All right, all right, all right.

Our limbs are generous.

I don't know who that is.

American, got lots of followers. No. All right, unfollow, yeah? Shakira? No,

unfollow her. Follow her, all right. Katy Perry?

No. No, you wouldn't follow Katy Perry?

No.

Eminem? Yeah, I would, yeah. Follow Eminem? All right.

Justin Timberlake?

Nah. Nah?

Unfollow that, unfollow that.

Lady Gaga? Yeah, definitely.

All right, all right.

Harry Styles?

No. Got good hair?

Oh, yeah, similarity, yeah, but no. No, but no, but no. Thank you. All right,

cheers. Britney Spears?

Yeah, we'll have a bit of Britney. All right, all right, Britney.

Ashton Kutcher. Who's that?

You don't know who Ashton Kutcher is?

He had some pranking show years ago.

Load of rubbish. Going around pranking people. No. A bit childish, innit?

Unfollowed. All right, okay.

Alicia Keys.

Yeah. Yeah? Jennifer Lopez.

Million percent.

All right, okay.

Barack Obama. Follow or unfollow? Political.

Selena Gomez.

Yeah. You would? You'd follow her? Yeah. Yeah, all right, all right.

Taylor Swift.

I like her music, yeah. Follow, all right, all right.

Rihanna. Yeah. All right, all right.

Caca, footballer?

No. No, no, not bothered. All right.

And Bieber.

Yeah. Yeah, Justin Bieber you follow? All right, all right, cool. He's a man.

All right, well, these are the ones that you follow.

These are the ones that you don't follow.

Yeah. What I didn't tell you is that before we played this game, I'd also

the same.

I'd also decided if I'd follow them or unfollow them. Yeah. Look, I follow

Bieber.

I don't follow Caca.

See, I did this with every one of them. You were to know this.

All the ones that you should follow are the same as the ones that I'd follow.

And then with these, unfollow, unfollow, unfollow. These are the ones that you

decided, right? I know that.

I know that.

Cowboys.

So my challenge is to hack a celebrity Twitter account using magic. And I'm

posing as a reporter to pull this off.

My first interview is with Brian McFadden and his lovely wife, Vogue.

Brian, how you doing?

Vogue, how you doing, all right?

Right, I'm here, guys, so I want to pick your brains on a news story.

Now, you guys, you're on Twitter, yeah? Yeah.

Do you know how many followers you got?

260 ,000.

Good, good numbers. Have you heard about the Twitter account at day before?

No. No?

This guy's been making headlines because he's tweeting celebrity tweets.

but a day before the celebrity tweets it.

Wow. How's he done that?

They don't know. They don't know who he is. They don't know how it's working.

All they know is a celeb tweets it and the day before the guy's already tweeted

it. Now, I don't know how this guy's doing it. I don't really think it's

possible to guess somebody's tweet before they tweet it. Right. But we

we'd have a go.

Okay. So here's the challenge. I want you to think of any tweet right now.

it random.

Yeah. Okay.

Do I say it out loud? No, no. You got one?

Yeah, I got one, yeah. It's quick. You got an idea of a tweet in your head?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Okay. Well, before this interview started, I wrote down what I thought you

tweet. Okay.

Now, it's probably not going to match up.

Yep. But if it did, if somehow that matched the one in your head, you've got

let me tweet it from your phone.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Sure?

Yeah. All right.

What's the tweet that you're thinking? Say it. I want to make love to a pizza.

It's so weird.

Because I'm really hungry and I've been thinking about pizza all day.

He wants to make love to a pizza. American pie style.

Ew.

You couldn't have written that down. There's no way.

You're sticking your head like me.

You better not have written that down.

Oh. Oh!

You are sticking your head.

We can be pizza lovers together, Brian.

I can't believe I have to tweet this now. Come on, come on. Cough it up.

Go on. Here, I'll do it. All right, go on. I'll do it.

Nice picture. Make sure you spell it right.

I want to make love to a peach.

I'm weird. He knew what I was going to say. And I'm the weird one. Your bro's

weird. Right, roll mate. Thank you very much. Cheers. My mother follows me on

Twitter.

Coming up.

Atomic kitten Natasha Hamilton goes on a date with the creepiest fan ever.

My fake clinic becomes more like a horror hospital.

And I give tough guy boxer Joe Calzaghe a knockout shot.

All celebrities, one of their biggest nightmares has been stuck in a room with

an obsessed fan.

Which is exactly why I've invited Atomic Kittens and Natasha Hamilton to this

restaurant, where she's going to meet a competition winner who's got no idea

it's going to be me.

I'm posing as an obsessed Natasha Hamilton fan who's won a competition to

her. It's all fake. Her agent's in on the joke.

What she also doesn't know is this fan is going to be way more creepy than she

ever imagined.

And it'll all be caught on hidden cameras.

Yeah, yeah, can I get, um... I'll just have, like, a half a Coke, half a

lemonade, please.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, please, thank you. Cheers. Hey, yeah, sorry, I'm, um... Yeah, great.

I feel nervous as well, cos normally I'm doing this with, like, the girls.

Right, yeah, yeah.

Give me back up.

Yeah, that would be more nervous if it was all of you.

I'll have the buffalo mochi, rather.

Good choice.

I just want, like, a prawn cocktail or something.

Scallops? They're fishy.

No, I don't like fish.

Chorizo?

What's chorizo?

Spicy sausage.

Spicy sausage?

Spicy.

Yeah, yeah, I'd love some chorizo, please.

Yeah.

So did you come to London?

Mmm. Mmm.

No. I just tend to stay in Birmingham, really.

Do you like Birmingham?

Yeah. Would you ever move there?

To Birmingham?

Yeah. Never say never. You never know.

Cool. Have you finished?

Yeah. Do you want... Can I... Do you mind if I...

No, it's got to be a fork.

Sorry. You want a fork? Is that all right?

People won't believe me otherwise.

Sorry, sorry, I've got you Do

you

like it do you like

it Yeah,

yeah, it's rice and play -doh

You're into the photo.

No, no, no. I had to go and get it special. Because I thought, you've

been given everything.

And I was like, what can I give you that someone hasn't given you? And I

thought, I'll try and make you something like that. Really, really, really,

really thoughtful.

Thank you.

Cool. Great.

Can I get you to sign for me as well?

All right. Cool.

Here.

I, um... Basically, I'm gonna... Basically, I want to get, like, um...

Tattoo thing.

And I've got my friend... No way.

Yeah, yeah, Sarah drew this this morning.

Oh, my God. It looks good, doesn't it?

It looks good. Your friend drew this? Yeah, it's not real.

But can you sign it?

Can you sign it?

Can you sign it and then I can get it tattooed then?

Yeah.

Go on.

Just sign it anywhere.

That's great.

That's great.

Just think about it seriously, though. Like, that's on you forever.

Yeah.

She's well and truly weirded out.

Time to move on to my grand finale of creepiness.

No, we should do it again. Like, it'd be really good. Maybe next time I could

treat you. And, like, if you're in Birmingham, I'd take you out.

Like, I don't know, imagine if we, like, went somewhere like that.

Yeah. It'd be frigging awesome, wouldn't it?

Like, imagine if, like, me and you were there.

You want to take me?

Yeah, like, imagine if we were... Like, imagine if we were there, like, me and

you, Peter.

It'd be great, wouldn't it? Like, just me and you were there. Like, it'd be

great.

Like that.

OK.

It's me and you.

Can I have a look?

Can I have a look?

Do you like it?

Could you imagine us there?

What's wrong?

I've got something to tell you.

Is that an option?

Definitely put your pay in. OK, fine, done.

I'm actually shaking a bit because I still feel a bit like, has that just

happened? I was like, how the hell has he just done that? It was really bizarre

and I couldn't really understand what was going on.

Time to trick some members of the public.

I'm going undercover in a memorabilia shop where people go nuts for a little

piece of their famous idols.

The hidden cameras are rolling.

Let's see if I can trick some autograph hunters.

Anyway, you alright? Yeah, not bad. You? Yeah, not bad, not bad, not bad. I'm

looking for something for my cousin. Right.

She's a huge Lady Gaga fan.

Okay, Gaga.

What's your budget?

Probably about 20 quid. No more, really.

Alright, well, the way it works, the bigger they are, the more expensive they

get. So, I've got some things.

Around about that in here Gaga

No, tell you what we're out of

Gaga but I've got Bieber she like

Bieber would do and I mean signed genuine autograph.

I mean She likes Gaga. Yeah, genuine autograph.

Yeah What we thinking?

She does like Bieber.

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Good. Great.

Tough sell.

Right.

There we go.

That's for you, mate.

Cool.

£20, please, mate. Sweet.

Cool.

Great. Bit of a shame, wasn't it, that we couldn't get you Gaga?

I know, yeah.

She does like him.

But I'll tell you what.

Let's try this. Let's try this.

That's gaga, isn't it? How did you... Yeah.

There you go.

That's amazing.

You're going a bit gaga just looking at that.

You alright there?

I'm looking.

I feel like I might pop in one direction kind of thing. Alright, what's your

budget? £50.

£50? Yeah.

Tell you what, tell you what, we've just had this in.

Do you like that?

That's so cool.

So this one, right, you can see, look, it's signed by all of the lad.

Yeah, well, be careful with it, but yeah, no, it's cool. You can have a

through. That's actually their signature. Oh, my God.

Can you tell me this is a mobile dish? Is this a mobile dish?

I was going to put it on at 45.

Yeah. Do you want it?

Thank you.

Okay. All right, all right, all right.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Like, I'm sleeping. I'm not sleeping right now.

Right, cheers. All we got, 50 here.

Okay, cool. There you go. Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? Yeah, I love it.

The thing is, right, because it's calendar, these are quite common now,

they do a lot of these signings. What makes it really expensive is if it's,

like, signed by one of the X Factor judges as well, and then it gets,

limited edition and then they're like really expensive tell what i'll do i'll

sort you out hold on to this outlet what

are

you doing will i am

will i am there you go you just will i am

Will I am?

F -fucked up.

The boys.

Totally different.

You've just ruined... How have I ruined it? You've got the boys and you've

got... You've signed it. You've signed it. That's not... I want your money

I'm sorry, I'm not keeping it. But there's no refund.

I don't care. I want your money back. I'm not... Okay, well, okay, okay.

Okay, all right. That's how we do. Look, check this out. Look, watch.

Look.

Is that getting better?

Yeah, I think it's getting better.

Good as new?

Is that alright?

Yeah.

Earlier, I tricked Brian McFadden into sending a tweet from his phone.

Now, I'm going to try my luck with Kik FM stars Ricky and Melvin.

I'll need to get your opinion on something, lads. Right.

Phone security.

Yes. So, first question. You guys, you're into your mobile phones, your

your social apps, all that. Definitely. Have you ever had anyone hack your phone

or anything like that?

No. Not my phone. My Facebook.

Really? What do they do?

They basically say horrible things about me and our co -host on The Breakfast

Show. Yeah. Well, his password was very, very easy to kind of get. It was

basically Kiss FM.

That was my password. There we go. So if you all just want to go on Facebook and

log into his Facebook now, now what have you changed to do? Kiss FM 1?

Is that what you've done now?

It's not far off, is it? Don't tell everyone. So does anybody know, let's

for your phone, does anyone know your pin code on your phone?

No one does, no. No one knows why? No, no, no.

The reason I say this, new server that's just been out, they reckon that people

think that their phones are secure, but there's only about 25 different number

options that people actually go for, and it's dead easy to hack.

Okay. Yeah. Really?

yeah okay i'm gonna show you get your phone out yeah so no one knows your pin

code right no all right we're gonna try let's see i'm gonna go for this

no no that didn't work um all right give me a sec maybe it

maybe it's this no hold on give me a sec i think i'm gonna get i think

i'm gonna get it i think it's melvin thinks my hack isn't working

but it's going better than he could possibly guess.

I think this.

The last number should be this.

Oh, no.

What are you doing?

Give him my phone.

I'm in, I'm in.

Unbelievable.

Cheers. Good.

I've got to keep your phone. Why do you do it to him instead?

It's more fun with you, though, isn't it?

Did I beat the challenge?

Yeah, because while I was pretending to hack his phone, I was already in and

writing a tweet.

Check your Twitter.

Have you just sent a tweet?

What's it say? I've been tripped by Ben Hanley.

There we go. And it's true.

Coming up, it's a horror story at my fake medical clinic.

And I give hard man Joe Calzaghe the fright of his life.

There's someone in there!

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

That's what they say, isn't it? No one says, trust me, I'm a magician, which is

exactly why I've got an undercover in this health clinic. The last thing

should do is trust me, unless they're looking for some very alternative

medicine.

Whilst the team get to work rigging this clinic with hidden cameras, I'm going

to meet Jason.

He wants to trick his best mate, Sarah.

Hey, Jason. You all right, mate? How are you?

Good, good. So we're tricking Sarah today. Yeah. What do you want to trick

Sarah?

She's really gullible, so I'm pretty sure she'll go for it.

Right, OK.

Have you wound her up with stuff in the past?

Just a couple of things, like hiding her, like junk stuff and things she has

days without clothes. I'm glad I'm not friends with you, Jason.

We're making her think that she's just taken some sort of special diet pill

could go wrong.

How do you think she's going to react when that happens?

She's going to try and leave.

She'll probably swear.

She does swear, leave.

Is she a bit squeamish?

Yeah. Good, good. That's going to help us today.

Well, look, remember, next time we see each other, she's going to have no idea

that me and you have met. So obviously keep this... Good, good.

You're a complete stranger to me, Jason.

And hopefully she's going to have no idea that she's about to be tricked.

Well, look, I'm going to get ready. And next time I see you, you'll be with her.

See you, mate.

Whilst I wait for Jason and his victim or soon -to -be ex -friend Sarah to

arrive, I thought I'd liven up the waiting room a little bit.

Hi. Hello, hello, hello. I'm not a doctor or anything. I'm a magician.

Show you a quick trick.

If you can help me with this table.

Reach in, take any tablet for me.

And take this pen.

I want you to write your initials on both sides. So, nice and big, clear.

So, you have to show it.

Cool. And show the slide here.

Cool. Now, you've written your initials on that and the load of pills here.

Place that pill and give it a mix.

All right. So, my job as a magician is to try and find it.

But if I use my hands, that'd be easy.

There you go.

Sarah's arrived, and she thinks her and Jason are being paid to do some drug

testing. They've just taken a little plain white tablet.

What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah.

Hello. You all right? Sorry, I have to hold you back, otherwise I think I'm

going to fall down.

Right, OK.

Uh, Sarah. Cool. And Jason. Anyway, off then. Uh, right.

Sarah thinks the special pill she's taken reduces fat, but... She's about to

find out it's even more special than she thought. What it is, I don't know how

much they've told you, but in the same way that yoghurt has bacteria in it,

a similar kind of thing. Technically, it's a parasite, but essentially what

doing is stopping your fat becoming fat.

So they told you not to eat about 12 hours before coming here today, right?

Right, OK. I mean, it's just a precaution, as long as you've stuck away

kind of heavy foods, you know, pastas and breads.

We had pasta and bread before we come.

Both of you? Yeah.

At what kind of portion? It was huge, wasn't it?

Okay. Enough to bloat.

Are you still feeling bloated now?

Not as much, no.

Right, okay.

Give me a sec. I'll be like, two minutes.

That's not a good fucking sign, is it?

Sarah's regretting eating that parasite pill, but this is just the beginning.

All right, guys.

Just going to do a couple of tests. I was going to do them anyway.

We're just going to do that now. If you both stand up, that'd be great.

I just had to phone my boss just about, just the more the food thing. So if you

both come...

Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. Like I say, you're not feeling any

discomfort, are you? So if you just stand here for me. I'm just going to do

quick ultrasound.

We were going to do it anyway, but we'll just do that now. We'll just start with

you. Jason.

Cool, I'll tell what to do.

Grab this here.

Have you ever had an ultrasound before?

No.

Great.

Sweet.

We don't want any. They're going to come with me. It's great.

All right. And face forward for me, please, Jason. Thank you.

Cool. All right.

It's cold.

You can see that, can you?

See that? If I move it up, you should see your upper abdomen.

See it, yeah?

Just keep... Yeah.

Whoa.

That's the parasite.

Well, keep looking forward for me. Keep looking forward.

Just keep... No, it shouldn't be that big.

Well, hold on. Let me just take that off.

Just keep looking forward for me, Jason.

I'm just getting slightly concerned.

I'm going to get that out, okay? All right? It shouldn't have been that. I'm

surprised I didn't tell you about the food thing. Just face forward for me,

mate. Just face forward for me and hold that open for me.

Okay, all right, what I'm going to do, what I'm going to do, I'm going to get

this out, okay? All right, ready?

I'm going to get this out.

Ready, look, watch.

Just get it out.

I've got it.

You feeling okay? You feeling all right?

You okay?

What the fuck?

I got it.

I got it, look. What the fuck is this? Look, I got it.

No, no, no.

Jason! How are you feeling? You feeling all right? Fuck this, fuck this. What is

this?

I've got to get yours out. I've got to get yours out. No, you're fucking not,

mate. Here, look. Fuck that, fuck that. What is this?

Jason!

No. I've got something to tell you. Tell you what?

I'm a magician.

He set you up.

I honestly don't know how his hand

was there.

Because it was his hand with the worm and what I saw was loads of blood and I

actually thought it was Jason's inside.

And then he said that I'm next.

But no, yeah, amazing, amazing.

Very scary moment.

Hello.

I can't trust you ever again.

Next, I'm pretending I work at the cinema.

Forget the latest blockbuster.

Today, the action's taking place in the foyer.

And as the place is rigged up with hidden cameras, I'm ready to serve up

surprises.

Here's my first customer, choosing up to commit.

Ah, that's sweet, innit?

How you doing, mate?

Cool. What else can I get you?

Cool.

Next showing, yeah?

£35, please.

Four for the...

cinema and then the rest of the picnic that that's heavy that's really heavy

what did you go for oh you went for the mice and the snakes they're like really

heavy tell you what if we get rid of the mice and the snakes be way cheap so we

get rid of that cool see cheaper now

The mice are, like, really heavy. Come on, look.

So are the snakes as well.

Or you can still have them if you want.

Shoot yourself.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

How you doing? You all right? I've got a ticket.

Yeah, that's screen four.

We're doing random spot checks because of film piracy. Do you mind if I have a

quick look in your bag? Is that cool?

Is that all right? Yeah, before I look in, I've got to ask, have you got any

film cameras or anything like that on you at any time?

Good. All right. Cool.

Excellent. That'll look pretty good. Great. Thank you.

Cool. Thanks.

What's that?

Does that have a camera on it?

Camera phone, yeah. Smart phone.

So when I asked you if you had a camera, why didn't you just say, I've got a

camera on here?

I thought you meant like a video camera. Everyone's got a camera on their phone.

Well, normally if you ask people, they'll say, yeah, I've got this. It's

bit weird that you wouldn't say that you've got this.

If I was hiding it, why would I leave it up there?

Okay, tell you what, I can let you go see the film, but I'm going to have to

confiscate this, okay?

I'll keep it safe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that my phone?

How did you get it in there?

Wait. Is this for real? Yeah.

Check it out.

Here, type your number in there.

That's definitely yours, yeah?

These everywhere.

Enjoy your film.

Coming up, Joe Calzaghe's fake photo shoot turns properly scary when I pull

an earth -shattering trick.

From a big trick with Joe Calzaghe, I'll be

using his expensive watch as bait.

before giving him the shock of his life.

But first, I've just got time to warm myself up with a bit more timepiece

magic.

Excuse me, girls. Have you got a time on you, please?

yeah it's five to twelve can i show you a quick trick is that cool yeah sure all

right here come over here right uh let's look at the time the time is what five

to twelve yeah that's what we'll do i want you to think of any time you got

have you got one what is it

6 15.

That's bizarre.

That was kind of cool.

That was the time you were thinking of, yeah? Yeah, that was exactly the time I

was thinking of. You didn't tell me. I didn't tell you anything, no. Okay.

Do you have a watch?

I do not have a watch. No?

No. Let me give you a watch.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, here, roll that up, roll that up, roll that up.

Thank you.

Yeah. Look, look, look.

I give you, here, hold that like that. Enjoy that. It's a nice, nice bit of

hair. It's like dot to dot with freckles.

It's a bit like that.

Try mine.

Look.

Give you a nice digital watch for the future, apparently.

Look at that.

Good, isn't it? There you go, give it a few buttons.

Is it too tight, or is that all right?

That's perfect.

I tell you what, I haven't given it a time.

You haven't? Tell you what, let's do this.

Why don't you think of a time?

Okay.

3 .20.

Is it 3 .20? Yeah.

Look.

What?

3 .20.

I'm here waiting for former world champion boxer Joe Calzaghe.

Now, I've heard he loves his expensive watches, so I've set up this military

-style photo shoot. I'm going to get him to show off his bling, and hopefully

I'll wind him up, see what I did there, watch it, wind him up.

Let's just hope he doesn't clock me.

Sorry.

Be here.

Joe's come to a photo shoot themed with loads of big boys' toys.

tanks and diggers, it's all very manly.

But if my trick works, we might see the tough guy facade crack.

That's scary, isn't it?

Something's not quite right about this picture.

I'm the green digger, man.

Is it really moving, actually, or not?

Yeah, on the top of it.

Right,

I think it's good.

Can we just get one with Joe?

I'll get it out in a bit. Screw it, let's carry on.

Sorry, mate. We did it on purpose, then.

Joe's right. That was on purpose. My bag's gone in the hole.

Now, I've just got to get his watch off him to complete my plan.

You're going to do something without the jacket?

You're going to be on... Oh, cool, man.

You, without the what?

Yeah. Oh, can I get some shots of it on the Jeep and stuff?

Yeah.

I'm going to do it.

Yeah,

Joe, I want to do something else. I've forgotten.

All right?

I'm in.

Is this real?

Yeah, of course it's real.

You didn't want to just get, like, a fake one or anything.

Sorry? You got a fake one. It'll save you the money, doesn't it?

Yeah, I know, but... It's different, though, isn't it? Fake one is fake.

Do you want me to try it on? Could you get me? Yeah.

No.

Needs a clean, though.

I know. Tell me about it, you know, mate.

I've got a cloth in my bag. Give me a sec. It does need a clean, mate. You're

right, mate. I'll get it out of my bag. Give me a sec.

Hold on.

It's all right. I'll just get it from the... Joe, I'll get it from the bag,

mate. It's fine.

In there?

Yes!

Hang on, hang on.

There's a hole, you've got to tip down straight.

Wait, wait.

Fun!

Oh!

Open the bag!

Yeah, okay, over there?

Yes, in there!

There's somebody in there!

Is there a problem, mate?

I thought they fucking got put in the hole, man.

Mate, I thought he was in that fucking hole.

I've got something to tell you.

You're not here for a photo shoot.

My name is Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And this is a brand new TV show for ITV2.

You fucker, man.

Camera there.

Camera's all over.

What the fuck do you think, man? I can't believe it.

You've been tricked.

Fucking hell, mate.

Dude, I can't fucking believe that.

You bastards, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

At first I thought I'd just drag him out, but obviously when the guy kept

pulling the... There's someone in there.

There's someone in there.

I thought you said... There's someone...

I was obviously relieved when I saw Ben come across in the vehicle.

I thought the trip was pretty cruel, man.

But really good.

It was the same back.

I was scared that they were going to jump out at me or something.

I've got no idea how he did it.

I've been tricked.

The bug was moving with loads of blood flowing everywhere.

Jason's dying on the floor.

Crazy stuff.

Absolutely no idea how he did it. I mean...

I'd like you to tell me.

That was good magic. Good magic.

Celebrity juice is up next, people. Get ready with your squeaks and I'll read

out as many as I can. We're on at ITV2. Let us know what you think of Keith's

shirt. It's extra fat as Matt Richardson and one third of Lawson up tonight.