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(DOOR OPENS)

ANNA: Bye, Mom. Love you.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Is she okay?

She, like, didn't come down.

That's okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Are you sure? Mmm-hmm.

Really?

Really, Dad.

You don't have any lingering questions on your mind?

No, I mean...

I just think that probably the hardest part

was when you and Mom told me.

Um... but I think that it's ultimately

gonna be the best for everyone, honestly, because

we could all use a breather... KATHY: We could all use a breather

from the recent hostility.

(SIGHS) It's not like things are gonna get any better.

ANNA: And maybe sometime after you guys take some space,

you guys might wanna get back together or something. I don't know.

Who knows?

Yeah.

Who knows?

(ENGINE TURNS ON)

MAYA: (SINGING) ♪ I'm not a child

♪ I'm just a woman

♪ You don't have to be a girl anymore... ♪

ANNA: Hey.

Hey.

Sorry I yelled at you last night.

Yeah, I thought I'd hear from you.

Last night was just really shitty and like...

I mean, last night was really shitty for me, too.

You know...

guess we just can't do everything together like we thought.

(CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)

I'm just saying hey to Heather really quick.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey. Hi, Anna.

ANNA: Hey.

Hey, um... I'm sorry to interrupt.

HEATHER: No, it's... No, it's fine.

I'm sorry about your parents' divorce.

ANNA: Oh, thanks. HEATHER: When my parents divorced,

it, like, sucked, but... you'll be fine.

It's just hard to comprehend. Yeah.

Yeah, I know, it feels like the world's ending, right?

Yeah, it really does, and I'm, like, kind of in shock.

Mmm-hmm. On the bright side, you'll get two of everything.

So I gotta go.

Okay. Bye. Oh, thanks.

I'm okay.

PRINCIPAL RAVAGE: (ON PA) Good Morning, Trailview Middle.

It's 55 and partly cloudy.

Bring your coats tonight for the dance.

Remember our clothing rules,

nothing short, nothing tight,

we gonna dance till the morning light.

Where's Anna?

I don't know.

She's over there.

GABE: The popular girls.

So she's sitting with them now?

It's really different.

Do you know that she told Heather before she told me

that her parents are getting divorced?

Can you believe that? Okay.

I'm gonna tell you something, Maya.

Just... don't freak out.

Don't say anything to me right now.

What do you have to say? What? What?

All right. I heard a rumor that

Heather is taking Anna to the dance.

What? What did you say?

That was our plan, to go to the dance together.

We had a lot of plans tonight so that's real...

(EXCLAIMS) Bitch. Okay. Okay.

Well, at least we're still going together.

I mean, together, as in like a group.

Hi, guys. Hey, Maya.

GABE: Hey, Jenna. JAFEER: Hey, Jenna.

Hey, Jeanine.

It's Jenna. What?

It's Jenna. That's what I said. "Hey, Jenna".

'Sup? The sun.

(CHUCKLING) JK.

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(MUMBLES) Oh, my God.

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(MUTTERING) What did I...

(FLUSH HANDLE CLANGING)

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Is something wrong with the toilet?

No. No, you don't have to look. That's not...

Uh, you know... you can't flush pads.

No, I know. That's not a pa...

That's not mine. Mmm-hmm.

'Cause I don't... I don't have my period,

so I think that's someone that put it in there...

Uh, you know, it's... it's natural. It happens to everyone.

Good for them.

(CLEARS THROAT) Here. For whenever.

Well, I don't need it, so I'll find someone who does.

(MESSENGER CHIMES)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(MESSENGER CHIMES)

(DOOR BELL RINGS) (SIGHS)

Maya. What?

(IN JAPANESE) Get off the computer! (IN ENGLISH) Okay.

(IN JAPANESE) Now! (IN ENGLISH) Okay.

(SIGHS)

Hello. (SCREAMS)

It's your first shave before your first dance.

Are you two excited?

It's gonna be fun.

Okay, this is a really big deal, girls.

Yeah. Once you start, you can never stop.

I just wanna make sure you know for sure

if you really want to start shaving.

Mmm-hmm. YUKI: Okay.

KATHY: Okay. Okay. YUKI: Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, you got me wet. I'm sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

YUKI: You might bleed or cut, so be careful.

Maya, don't shave over your knees.

MAYA: Mom... Always under and under your short pants.

Mom, they're called pedal pushers, like...

Okay, whatever. Pedal pushers, okay?

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

ANNA: Why are you looking at me like that?

(MUMBLING) I'm not looking like you at anything.

What?

What time do you think you're gonna be at Sam's?

Um, what time? I don't know. I'm not that good at time.

Oh, really? 'Cause I feel, like, you're usually,

like, always on time

and good with time and, like, keeping time.

Why do you keep saying "time"?

'Cause, um...

I heard that you were invited

to Heather's to get ready at her house before.

Is that what you're gonna do?

No, I didn't say that.

(STAMMERS) I might take pictures

after this with Heather

and do half the time there and half the time at Sam's.

Yeah. So you lied. KATHY: Okay, Wait a second.

You're expecting me to drive you

to two places now to have your picture taken?

Because we did not discuss this.

And...and who is Heather?

Heather... Heather Taylor?

Yeah, she's like the most popular girl in school.

KATHY: Ooh. I guess, like,

Anna's best friends with her right now so...

ANNA: I'm actually not best friends with her.

She's just being really nice to me.

Okay. So...

Whatever. It's fine. Can you stop?

I'm not doing anything. Stop telling me to stop.

Okay, everybody, time to get out.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INAUDIBLE)

♪ Uh uh uh uh uh

♪ Uh, wait a minute now

♪ Uh-oh!

♪ I'm a sucker for corn rows And manicured toes

♪ Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's

♪ The rise of Diddy and City With one or two throws

♪ I'm draftin' 'em outta high school

♪ Straight into the pros

♪ Who knows? I know

♪ And I love it When you make your knees

♪ Touch your elbows

♪ And break it down low to the flo'

♪ And there you go Now throw it on me slow

♪ And every time I bust a rhyme, baby, Gimme some more

♪ You say you like that When I hit it from behind

♪ And I'll be right back Yeah, that's my very next line

♪ I use it time after time When I'm speakin' my mind

♪ It's no matter if I'm shootin' game To a pigeon or dime

♪ I ask her who that is... ♪

Hey.

Hi. Sorry I couldn't make it to getting ready.

(ROCK THE PARTY OFF THE HOOK PLAYING)

♪ We came to rock the party all night long

♪ From the left to right And the back to front

♪ So party people Won't you sing that song?

♪ Gonna get, Can I get one time

♪ We came to rock the party all night long

♪ And all the time Because you know we got soul

♪ And keep it live Till the break of dawn... ♪

Can you save me a dance?

Oh, my God.

You look, like, super-different.

Um, can I...

♪ Waiting for the sun So I can see your face again

♪ I miss you, oh, so much Can't take another night

♪ Without you in my arms

♪ You're the only one I dream of ♪

BRENDAN: Earth to Anna.

Circle back in 15.

(JAMBOREE PLAYING)

♪ I want to see y'all Who want to plan with me... ♪

(SIGHS)

You okay?

I just saw something I wish I didn't.

Does it have something to do with me?

I can't say, but, yeah.

Oh, my God, you keep looking at her.

Maya? No, I was looking at the, uh, wall.

Yeah. No, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right.

Okay, you know what? If you're so obsessed with her,

why don't you go dance with her instead of me?

What, Jenna? Come on.

(SIGHS)

♪ Shake my shell with The shooters Leed a luga with duga

♪ Some say modeling and acting Mean treach is selling...

Ew. Alex is over there.

Yeah, I know. I'm so over him.

Yeah, right. No, like, for real. This time I am done.

But, like, what if you saw him dancing with another girl tonight?

Like, would any part of you care?

Not at all.

But speaking of boys, you should see...

♪ While, oh, damn, I know I jam, I know I jam, jam boree

♪ I know I jam I know I jam jam ♪

♪ I want to see y'all Who want to plan with me

♪ Wave your hands across the land if we family

♪ Say hot-damn, hot-damn, We want to jamboree

♪ This is for my peeps here I stand for you

♪ 'Cause you stand for me

♪ Come on, I know I jam I know I jam jam... ♪

What's the deal with Jenna?

I don't know. She's a drama queen.

Yeah.

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, my God. I know.

I'm sorry, that must be really hard.

'Cause you like... you like her or whatever.

Yeah, it is. A little bit.

Do you want to dance?

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

Come on, Sam.

I'm sorry. That probably hurt.

Ow!

Just kidding. Okay.

So, like, do you?

What?

Do you wanna dance?

(SCOFFS) Like, whatever. Yeah, I guess.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

♪ All my life

♪ I prayed for someone like you

♪ And I hope that you feel the same way too

♪ Yes, I pray that you do love me too

(WHISPERING) Okay.

"Alex, will you dance with me?"

(MOUTHING)

♪ Said, I promise to never fall in love With a stranger

Oh, my God.

♪ You're all I'm thinking of

♪ I praise the Lord above

Holy Jesus.

♪ I cherish every hug

♪ I really love you... ♪

(LAUGHS)

'Sup?

I just wanted to ask you something. Um...

Just say it. (CHUCKLES)

Alex, will you dance with me?

No.

(WHISPERS) Let's get out of here. All right.

What did you just say to Alex?

Um, I just asked him to dance.

But he said no, so...

That's so messed up.

Thank you, guys. It's okay. I'm okay, though, so...

No, what's fucked up is that you would do that to Heather.

She took you under her wing.

And she didn't even want to.

Tell her, Heather.

My mom made me invite you

because your parents were breaking up,

and we wanted to be nice and that's... Just so you know.

♪ I pray that you do love me too

♪ You're all that I ever know

♪ When you smile on my face All I see is a glow

♪ You turned my life around... ♪

Flymiamibro22.

What?

It's me.

I'm flymiamibro22.

What are you talking about?

It's me.

What have you done?

Oh, my God. SAM: Maya.

MAYA: Excuse me.

(SOBBING)

(YOU GOTTA BE PLAYING)

♪ Listen as your day unfolds

♪ Challenge what the future holds

♪ Try and keep your head up to the sky

♪ Lovers, they may Cause you tears

♪ Go ahead, Release your fears

♪ Stand up and be counted Don't be ashamed to cry

♪ You gotta be You gotta be bad

♪ You gotta be bold You gotta be wiser

♪ You gotta be hard You gotta be tough

♪ You gotta be stronger

♪ You gotta be cool You gotta be calm

♪ You gotta stay together

♪ All I know all I know Love will save the day... ♪

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me, okay?

DJ: You feelin' this, Trailview?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

This is your last freak song, middle schoolers.

So get your grind on.

Oh, my God. Who is it?

Skyler.

Skyler L or Skyler T?

L.

(MOUTHING)

Who is that?

Brendan.

Nice moves, UGIS.

I'm not UGIS, you fuck-butt.

Go fuck a dick till it comes, suck-face!

Jesus, I'm just kidding.

You want me to finger you?

Yeah.

Just...meet me back there.

Don't let anyone see you.

Oh, my God. Na, come with me.

It's all happening. It's all happening. No. No. Come with me.

Okay.

Spooky in the dark. (CHUCKLES)

Stop.

So, how do you wanna do this?

Wait, hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I don't wanna finger. What?

I don't wanna do finger.

Okay, can...can you do it?

Um... I'm like... Just, like, do it.

I...I don't know. I'm not, um, ready.

Yo?

Um... Second base?

Both of you?

(LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)

Yeah. Yeah.

Cool.

Okay. Oh, my God. (CHUCKLING)

(GROANS)

Is that good... rotation pattern?

You're both really hard-nipped.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Don't tell anyone.

Yeah.

Wait at least a minute before you come out.

Okay.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

BOTH: Oh, my God!

MAYA: Can you believe that Sam is flymiamibro?

ANNA: Oh, my God. It's so crazy.

But at least Alex didn't, like, say no to you.

MAYA: Yeah, I know, but then, like, Brandt said that thing to me,

but then, like, I said the crazy thing, and it felt like he was into it.

And then that's why he then asked, like...

Yeah.

I know.

Wait. Anna.

What?

(WHISPERS) We both got felt up for the first time.

I know. Second base.

Together. Do you like him?

I, like, love him.

Wait, do you like him?

No, he's kind of an asshole.

And he's best friends with Alex so it's just, like...

Something didn't happen today with Alex,

but it could tomorrow,

so I don't wanna complicate that.

I feel, like, older.

I know. Me, too.

I wonder when we'll get our periods.

Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Can I ask you a question?

Uh-huh. But you promise not to get mad.

Yeah.

Why did you tell Heather

about your parents getting divorced before me?

I called you first.

No, you didn't.

For your information, I did.

I called you first, and you didn't pick up.

Then why didn't you leave a message?

Maya... What?

That my parents are divorcing?

Yeah.

And you were so mad at me that night.

So I called Heather, because she's the only person

in our grade with parents that are divorced.

Lie. What are you talking about?

Terra Newback.

Okay. Terra Newback's parents are divorced.

Okay, I didn't think about that.

I'm just saying, like...

When you found out

you were so weird, you didn't even care.

You didn't. You were, like...

'Cause it's a huge deal, and I shouldn't have

found out that way. Like, are you serious?

It's not about you! Are you serious, Maya?

It's not about you! Okay, sorry!

It's about me, because it's the saddest thing

that has ever happened to me.

No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Stop!

Come here. I'm sorry.

(SNIFFLING)

I don't know what it's like.

I could never know, and I'm sorry.

Parents are assholes.

Yeah, they really are.

That's all really. It's fine.

Thanks.

Wait.

Oh, my God.

Do you wanna take a walk?

(WHISPERING) But, no, no, stop.

We're just gonna do it, like...

We're doing it.

Listen to that.

Is that the wrong way?

No, I think that's the right way.

Right?

(COUGHING)

I like it.

You have to inhale.

You're not inhaling.

(COUGHING)

Are you okay?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Do you wanna go inside?

No, let's just stay out here.