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Ah.

Ah.

It's my turn.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Boy, you like that?

Huh?

Is that good?

Oh, yeah.

Get on top of me. I like that. On top of me. I

like it like that.

Oh, yeah. Fuck me.

Ah.

You like that?

Some of you like it.

Suck all of it

Don't go, Claudia. Stay and talk. You know I can't.

You can.

Let's do it again, Claudia.

That's enough, Helena. You know it's my life's work.

Tell those damned animals.

You don't understand, wife, the importance of what I'm doing.

It will be the definitive work on the Etruscan culture.

Don't you realize that?

Who gives a shit about the Etruscans? I'm still horny, honey. Look, I'm doing

this work for posterity.

Bugger posterity. Fuck your wife who's longing for you.

Now this is.

Ave, Claudius. Always punctual, huh?

Always at your service, Claudius.

That's my boy. Have you found what I asked you for?

Of course.

A freed man should always fulfill the desires of his master.

And is she beautiful?

Stunning. Really stunning.

And she says she's dying to meet you, Claudius.

She's not some tarted -up old baggage. I said I wanted a dewy little rosebud.

Remember that.

How old is this bird, anyway? About the same age as your wife.

Idiot. I said I wanted a virgin.

In Rome.

There have to be some chaste women left in the city somewhere. Well, there might

be one.

Come on, move your ass, Narcissus. Find my rosebud. I'll do my best. Don't

worry.

She's the one I've been looking for I want better keep your hands off that

little number

Not because I've got to have that little rosebud.

But she's the daughter of your cousin, Barbato Masala.

Even better. That way it stays in the family.

Very well. I'll fix her up with you.

Get me an hour alone with her, Narcissus. I swear I'll cover you with

Be ready for it this evening, Master. I give you my word. I promise.

Aren't you pushing things?

Taking liberties? I mean, we already know each other.

Meanwhile, time is flying.

Flying never to return.

Are you a poet as well?

Your beauty inspires me. Do you really fancy me? Oh, like crazy. Yes, like

crazy. Oh, narcissist.

Oh, you sweet talker girl.

Night's leave.

Come and help me prepare for the night.

What's the matter with you this evening? Why are you caressing me this way?

Why are you so fiery tonight?

Caress me.

Crunch the fire that devours me.

Hey, you're no slave girl.

You're a man.

Would you rather have a sapphic slave girl?

Oh, no.

Then allow me to introduce you to the joys of heterosexuality.

Listen,

Claudius, if I give you my maidenhead, I want something in exchange.

So you recognize me then?

Of course.

Everybody at court knows Claudius.

The renowned Etruscan historian.

And besides, we're distant relatives, aren't we?

Oh, Miss Alina, I'm absolutely crazy about you.

Be mine and I'll give you whatever you want. Anything, I mean it, really.

Introduce me to Caligula.

What, that sexy maniac?

Why do you want to meet that dangerous lunatic?

Only to seduce and marry him.

Marry him? Marry me. I'll repudiate my wife tomorrow.

Oh, thanks, but you're not the emperor.

Caligula, on the other hand, is.

I'm itching to sit on that throne.

But you, who are the saver, can be the first to enjoy me in a whole night of

love.

It'll be the most fantastic night you've ever had.

I'll suck on this honey bunny.

Oh, my God.

Swallow it. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

I have to learn this new position.

I'm trying to do.

That's so good.

Oh, you like that?

Tell me you like that.

Let me hear it.

You like the feel of it inside you, don't you?

I do.

It's lovely.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Amen.

You fill me right up.

Oh, God.

Now sweet slave, drink from my fountain of life.

I love when you ride me.

That's velvet.

Oh, you're so wet.

Oh, now it's your sweet, tight ass.

Oh, yeah. Oh, get a little of that. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

I love you, good man.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Does that make you feel good?

Does that make you feel good?

It's never been this good before.

You like it? You like that?

Tell me you like it.

I want to hear you say you like it.

So good.

Oh, now I'm starting

to drink the juice from my vitals.

So there you are, Claudius.

I was just... Hail Caesar.

What? Caligula has been assassinated and the Praetorian Guard has acclaimed you

emperor, Claudius.

But I... Claudius, don't be so dim.

You've become the emperor.

It's quite simple.

If Rome calls me, I shall obey.

Well, you wanted to marry an emperor, Miss Selina, didn't you?

So come on.

Any objections, Masala? No, Caesar. It's a great honor for my family.

Lovely.

Surely, Miss Selina, you're satisfied now. You've achieved your goal now.

Of course.

I'm the most powerful woman in Rome now.

And the most beautiful.

I bet the emperor's wearing himself out in imperial bed.

I wish you were.

But I'm afraid he's always too busy with affairs of state.

Not for me. And I just sit here burning with desire.

I'm always at your disposal. You know that, oh divine one.

Call on me whenever you wish.

Thank you.

I intend to build another aqueduct.

Rome has become a large city and consequently needs lots of water.

Furthermore, I have the intention of building a new, very large... I don't

to buy one.

Ah,

Miss Alina.

Claudia, I want to talk to you.

In private, of course.

Not now, Miss Alina. I'm busy, don't you see?

I just wanted to show you my new clothes.

How about it?

Later, dear, later.

Since you're not interested in my clothes, I'll find someone who's more

interested in them and what's inside them.

Messalina. Caesar.

The legions in Britain need reinforcements.

Britain, huh?

Take off your armor, men.

And lay down your arms, soldiers.

You owe me blind obedience as your empress.

So please strip off.

Now live up to your reputation as warriors in this battle of love.

ah ah

Blue Lord.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, no. oh wow

I must speak with you. What is it, Narcissus? I've just seen Messalina with

Praetorians. Chamberlain! Hussie!

Feel it here. It sees nobody else.

Go.

Gaia, come here.

Yes, Divine Wound.

Yes?

Now I want you to deliver this to my friend Aula.

Very well.

How does he hug?

Like a jacket.

Fine.

Let's have a look at this one.

Look what I found.

A nice little all -purpose weapon.

Sure.

This would be pleased.

Turn around.

Do we keep this or throw him back?

He'll do, all right.

All ready?

Sure, let's go.

Then we'll be freed men.

Certainly.

Stop. You can't go in there.

By order of the Emperor.

Come on. I'm following orders. Please,

please.

Oh, it's you.

The Empress is waiting. Come in, please.

Oh, at last you're here.

That's right.

Are these a girl?

Yes. Fine.

Let's see if I like them.

They look virginal.

This one's pretty.

So is this one.

Oh. Oh.

All right.

um

Thank you.

Besides, it's time to grant citizenship to the colonies.

That wouldn't be very good politically, Caesar.

On the contrary, this move would win me the support of... Oh, Divine Caesar.

What is it now, Necessus? You can't burst in here like my wife.

If it is precisely about her I wish to talk.

With a trick she's managed to get some slaves into her rooms, it seems.

And then... Slaves now, is it?

See to it they are silenced.

At once.

Where were we?

You spoke of giving citizenship to the colonies, Divine Theater.

Citizenship? Put the colonies to fire and sword.

By order of the Emperor, 100 last weeks.

dare burst into my rooms like this.

I'm the Empress.

How dare you, I say. The Empress has the right to do anything she pleases, and I

do exactly as I please. So there, is that quite clear?

You have no sense of responsibility, Messalina. Thank goodness Narcissus

me. Your accessories could have had disastrous results.

My political enemies are longing for a scoundrel. If they get one, they'll

crucify me. I certainly don't want to be limited in such a way.

What about your responsibilities towards me?

You're my wife, Miss Delina.

You're the Empress.

What are you doing this evening?

What a question. You know I have to take the chair at the Council of Provincial

Governors.

And you'll be back late, as usual, hmm?

Of course I'll be back late.

But don't fool yourself.

I've given orders to Narcissus to see that you're well guarded.

If I were in your sandals, I wouldn't trust that freedman.

He's a man, too.

Don't forget, Narcissus. Let me know if anything happens. Of course.

Coming, oh divine one.

What am I going to do now?

Why not try corrupting that idiot narcissist?

That creep is far too scared of the gelder's knife, the worm.

Maybe you could slip out without him seeing you.

How the devil could I do that?

Oh divine one, is there not a secret way out to the palace in case of emergency?

What? Along the secret passage?

Along the secret passage.

Of course.

Hey, Gaia.

Darling, you've had an absolutely fantastic idea.

I'll wear this so nobody will be able to recognize me, and I'll go wherever I

like. Yes.

I'll go down to the gladiator's barracks.

Oh, no, you can't go there. They all know you.

I'd better stay at home, then.

Why?

Because I'm known everywhere in Rome, aren't I?

They won't recognize you in a... in a tavern.

That's it. I'll go to a tavern.

When will the horde go?

Gaia. Yes? I'm going.

Right now.

Fine.

Come on. You can stay and sleep very well.

The secret passage is down there.

Are you the landlord of the train?

That's right. Why?

I want to pick up men with evil.

Well, let's see what you've got to offer.

Venus be praised. You're a piece of goods for patricians you are. My

can't afford you.

Don't waste your time here.

Oh, maybe I forgot to mention.

I'm the one who pays.

And remember, I can take more than one set at a time. Is that clear? Oh, well.

Come on, you lucky

people. There's enough for everybody. Come on. I like this.

Come on. Come on. We can all play?

Yeah. All right.

Good time is guaranteed for all.

Oh, right.

Oh, yeah.

God be praised for sending you here, my duck.

Here's a nice soft table for your pretty ass.

Oh, me first, eh? For all the people. For looking after you. Yeah, that's

That's right. All right.

Let's see ya. Let's see ya, man.

Let's see ya.

Oh, yeah.

What's going on over there?

Okay, everybody, now, there's enough for everybody. Calm down.

Calm down, one at a time.

Okay. Nice.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, wow.

Hey,

not bad, huh?

This is a first -class joint here.

Are you happy, folks? Good -looking girl.

Come here. Come here. Yeah.

That's it. She's looking good. She's looking good.

Yeah,

darling. Yeah.

way to do it yeah baby baby

um um

Oh man.

You would...

I'm crazy.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Up and down, baby.

In and out.

Oh, look at that.

Look at her ass.

Oh, yeah. Great ass.

Looks like a little button, doesn't it? Yeah, great ass.

In and out.

Oh, God.

Good boy.

Oh, yeah.

It's our friend there.

I fed up my hat.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

It's looking good.

I don't know.

Oh. Oh.

oh wow

I would like to have a crack at her.

Yeah. You will, you will. Talk about monopolizing.

Don't we all get a crack at her? We all get a crack at her. I mean, wait.

Helen didn't give it to us.

I'd like to have a fuck.

We watch more than three here.

Nice to meet you.

Avi.

Who are you, Anselm? I'm the consul casmelis. What's a nice girl like you

in a filthy place like this?

Why, don't you fancy me? Certainly do, but I know who you are.

If you were to tell Claudius what you've seen this evening, it could be greatly

to your advantage.

What do you want for your silence?

One night of love.

It'll be my reward.

It'll be a reward for me, too.

Stop following me around.

It's

the

first time I've ever said this.

I love you.

I love you too, Miss Elena.

Darling, I can't live without you.

Let's run away. Far, far away.

It wouldn't work, Cain.

My husband's the emperor.

He'd find us wherever we were. We don't stand.

Oh, well, let's have to love in secret. We'd have no choice.

What else can we do?

It's my destiny.

We must resign ourselves to our fate.

What are we going to do about Narcissus?

The odious Narcissus.

Maybe there is a way to get rid of that son of a bitch.

That bastard.

The disgusting watchdog.

Maya? Ordered for me, Your Divine One.

Take this message to Claudia and see that he reads it at once.

Very good.

Narcissus. You called me, Mathelina.

Why don't you stay and keep me company for a while?

You have slave girls for debt, or divine one.

Well, they aren't around just now.

And besides, I prefer male company. What are you saying?

No, please. Please, don't ask me to do this.

You can't refuse me.

I'm your empress.

I can't do it, Miss Alina, please.

Here I am, hot and panting, and you don't want to taste the joy of forbidden

love, Narcissus?

It would be my downfall.

Does that matter if you have me?

I guess not. You're right.

of vision between

Oh yeah.

My job.

This is like the nectar of the God.

Don't you, yes.

How could I ever have thought about my career?

My jewels are going to stick in your ass now.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

What a tight ass you have.

This is an emperor's delight.

I'd rather be a great man than a slave.

You're driving me crazy. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I've never had enough of you.

I won't be satisfied with this.

More and more.

Bye

Jupiter.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

It's right there where you want.

All the fountains of Rome.

Oh, yes, I want it.

Oh, how

could I have ever thought of resisting

you?

Seize him, guards, and feed the filthy fornicator the lions at once.

Help! Help me!

My poor dear wife.

The dirty swine raped me. He did.

He took me by force.

I'll have him engelded before he's thrown to the lions.

Oh, please, Claudia.

Stay here with me.

I can't. My duties call me from your side.

Forgive me, darling.

I'll spend some time with you tomorrow.

Now

we've

managed to get rid of that pain in the ass, Narcissus.

nobody's going to stop us loving each other.

You say that again, my love.

But let's not waste time and pointless chatter.

Ugh.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, my queen.

Oh, yeah, like that. Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah, ride me. Oh, yeah, fuck me.

Oh, you like that?

You like that? Is that good?

You like that?

Oh,

in

your ass.

Buried in your ass. Buried like a dick in your ass. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Suck it deep.

Oh, bury it. Suck it. Eat it.