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[narrator 2] Brought to you by Brindey's Bindles.

Running away never looked this cool.

Ooh. So what does my palm say?

Hmm. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yes, yes, okay.

It is asking me if I know how to read palms.

- I do not. - Huh.

Well, good to know. Want to play something else?

You know, I've been wanting to play

Down by the Bramble Bushes.

Remember that game?

[laughs]

Let's go ask them.

Mm. I'm going to go with cool.

No, freaky.

Uh, he removes a whole banana peel

before ever taking a bite.

I mean, that's more freaky than cool, right?

What are you talking about?

We're playing Annoying, Freaky, Cool.

What's that?

It's when you pick three people and then everyone decides

who's annoying, who's freaky, and who's cool.

- Oh, I wanna play. - Count me in.

Okay, it's between MDT, Secretary Prince,

and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles]

- [laughing] - Oh, no, you didn�t. [laughs]

[laughs] Annoying has to go to Peppa.

No, Secretary Prince, obviously.

[playing musical tones]

Come on, Kiff, what do you think?

Oh, well, I don't think any of them are annoying.

But that's the game, Kiff, you have to pick.

For example, Billiam picked you as annoying,

like, five minutes ago.

[? dramatic choral music playing]

[? music stops abruptly]

[bell rings]

[thinking] Billiam picked me as annoying?

Me.

If it makes you feel any better,

Billiam only said you're annoying

based on limited options.

That's right.

Yeah, we don't know who the other two people were.

Exactly!

So, I think it's clear that...

- ...you should just let it go. - I should ask Ren�e.

Or that... Or that.

Who are the other two people?

For what?

Oh, Billiam's Annoying, Freaky, Cool round?

Well, I had to go to the bathroom. Ask Trevor.

- Mm. [slurping] - Trevor?

- Trevor! - Huh?

Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin, and, uh, Mystery Lad.

No!

[? dramatic choral music playing]

[? music stops abruptly]

- Yeah, them. - The jerkiest jerk pigeon

who�s locked in a reality TV mansion

for being super annoying and... and...

and Glarbin?

[scoffs] It�s worse than I thought!

[slurps]

[clears throat]

So, I hear you think

I'm the most annoying person in Table Town, huh?

Kiff, it's no big deal.

I don't think you're annoying all the time. Just sometimes.

Oh, okay, that... that makes sense.

I can leave it alone now.

Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean?

[sighs] Roll the tape.

[vocalizes Kiff theme song] Billiam!

[vocalizes] Billiam!

Oh, look, it's Darren.

[vocalizes]

"Benedict, it�s either me or the peanut butter..."

[shushes]

- [bell rings] - You forgot to assign homework!

[groaning]

[sighs] And if I'm being honest...

Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean?

Kiff, are you okay?

I'm in agony. I had no idea people saw me this way.

I don't see you that way.

You're blinded by our friendship.

So, what'll you do?

It ends today.

I renounce all of my annoying habits.

No more being chatty or chipper,

no more goodie-goodie-ing,

or... and... and no more curiosity!

I got a new phone. Wanna take a selfie?

Okay.

[sighs]

[thinking] Don't be chipper.

Uh, are you okay? You're not your usual chipper self.

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is me.

Oh! You're supposed to hold the door.

Goodie-goodies hold doors and... well, that ain�t me no more.

Ooh, okay. Remember, don�t be a chatty Charlie.

Or was that a chipper Charlie?

Whatever, don't talk. [grunts]

What'll it be today, Kiff?

Where are you pointing?

This?

This one?

Down here?

This one? Beet juice?

- [groans] - What is taking so long?

- You gotta help me out here. - [patron] This is making me mad.

This is so annoying!

[groans] But I'm trying not to be annoying!

Well, you're failing!

Everything I do is annoying, and everyone's annoyed

in a different way. I just can't win!

I was pointing at the hot cocoa,

but I don't even want it anymore. [sobs]

[scoffs] Finally!

Okay, I will have a...

uh...

[tuts]

Oh... Ooh-woo-woo.

? Oh, we�re not annoying No, we�re not annoying on TV ?

[host] That's right.

We're searching for an all-new annoying cast member

to mix things up in an all-new season of The 6 Jerks.

Because they are annoying.

Yeah, they are annoying. That's the point.

Reality TV. That's it.

My annoyingness just needs to be re-homed.

Hello, Roy.

I think I just found your new annoying cast member.

Me.

[groans] Is this Kiff?

I thought I told you to never call this number.

Jeez, you're annoying.

- You're hired! - Yup. See you soon.

[? tranquil instrumental music playing]

[sighs]

Goodbye, Table Town.

What did you say, Kiff? Ah!

Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool.

It is?

Oh, hey look, you can see the Foreverangees from up here.

[groans] Sorry to be a know-it-all, so annoying.

No, the Foreverangees are freaky.

You're kind of freaky too, Kiff.

[laughs] Okay.

First... First you think I'm annoying,

and then I'm cool, and now I'm freaky?

Yeah. [laughs] I change my mind constantly.

Some people think that's annoying. [chuckles]

Whatever, you know? [laughs]

[automated voice] Transfer to the Five Jerks Mansion.

Uh, are you getting off?

No.

No, I'm not.

So really, everyone has a little annoying in them,

a little freaky, and a little cool too.

[scoffs] Probably.

[? upbeat instrumental music playing]

Hi, friends. Guess who's ready to play anno...

Actually, Kiff, after your meltdown,

we decided that Annoying, Freaky, Cool is really mean.

Someone called Candle annoying, didn't they?

- Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, you got it.

Whatever. Let's play something else.

Down by the Bramble Bushes?

Yeah!

Yes!

? Down by the bramble bushes under Table Town ?

? I fell into a big hole and I�ll tell you what I found ?

? It wasn�t a dinner roll 'Twas not a piece of fruit ?

? It was a little trumpet that went teet-a-teet-a-toot ?

? One, two, three, four Trevor�s farting out the door ?

No! No!

? Five, six, seven, eight Does he make it? Too late ?

? Someone call Trevor's mom She needs to pick him up ?

Why is it always me?

? He's hiding on the porch like a sad little pup ?

Stop the song.

? Sad little pup ?

? Potatoes in the pantry Cheese is on the plate ?

? Lick it until it�s clean or go jump in a... ?

? Lakes are home for sailors who sail a hundred ships ?

? But I bet you ten nuts that you can�t do this! ?

- [laughing, cheering] - All right!

Barry is, um... cool.

All right, that's one down.

Let's see who's freaky.

[laughing, cheering]

[? pleasant instrumental music playing]

[? music ends]

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