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[MUSIC - THE CREATURES, "CAVEMAN"]

There's a caveman in your drink, a sex act in that pill.

Some girls learn to supplemate, and some girls never will.

Ravaging your bloodstream till the air starts getting thin.

There's a knock on your front door.

You better let it in.

I am talking serious drugs.

I am talking mental health.

I am talking high-five guns, mental to the maximum.

A Christian girl's problems are about to begin.

A Christian girl's problems, extraordinary thing.

A Christian girl's problems in a bubbly place.

A Christian girl's problems are her fault and grace.

There are pills that make you glory,

that take you up to heaven.

There are words never said, and now it's time to say them.

Ignore the lonely prep boy, and seek a savage in his lair.

Everybody's got ideas that everybody shares.

I am talking serious drugs.

I am talking mental health.

I am talking high-five guns, mental to the maximum.

A Christian girl's problems, the study of your home.

A Christian girl's problems, not even safe alone.

A Christian girl's problems about to begin.

A Christian girl's problems, overwhelming sin.

Try to match your lonely ways to the ideal face.

Try to leave yourself inside.

There's a knock upon your door, you better let it in.

A knock upon your door, you gotta let it in.

A knock upon your door, you don't wanna let it in.

A knock, knock, knockin' on your door, you'll never let it in.

I am talking serious drugs.

I am talking mental health.

I am talking hot, hot, hot, hot, steamin' guns.

Mental to the maximum.

A Christian girl's problems, easily achieved.

A Christian girl's problems, one day she will grieve.

A Christian girl's problems, simple and sad.

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

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A Christian girl's problems, start again again.

A Christian girl's problems, not a lonely friend.

A Christian girl's problems, falling to the line.

A Christian girl's problems, a holy shrine.

Justine Jones.

The truth?

She was a slut.

Yeah, I know she put on an appearance of being a really high-class broad, but, uh, she was filthy at heart.

How did you meet?

Well, it's kind of funny, uh, we met through one of those video dating services, you know.

You know, they film you talking about what you like in a woman, and, uh,

then you look at tapes of different bras, and then they try to hook you up together.

And how did you end up with Justine?

I lied.

I told her I was into, uh, walks on the beach, evenings by the fire, macrame, the usual bullshit women like.

How long did you go out together?

Uh, well, we'd been going out a couple of weeks, and then we had this little falling out.

What happened?

Well, it was kind of personal.

Well, basically, we had a disagreement about the relationship.

I mean, I wanted to fuck other chicks, but she didn't like the idea.

Fucking asshole, I can't believe you did that.

Did what? Come on.

Look, Justine, I don't know what you're talking about.

You know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Can I call you back later?

No, you can't call me later. I want to talk to you now.

Look, honey, I'm really tied up, all right?

Let me call you back, okay?

I said no. Anyway, who the fuck's Karen?

Karen? I don't know any Karen. Look--

You're such a liar and a slut, asshole.

Look, honey, you know I wouldn't do anything to hurt you.

I love you. I care about you so much.

You're full of shit. How do you think I found out? Do you think I'm stupid?

Hold on a minute.

Yeah, I'm gonna shave you cut real clean,

then I'm gonna slide my cock right up your ass.

Like that, you little cunt.

[giggles]

Hey, Bill, get back on the goddamn phone. What's going on over there?

Nothing. Nobody's here. Hold on a second.

Yeah, I'm gonna get your pussy all nice and slick and wet,

then I'm gonna stick my cock in every hole in your body,

jerk off and come all over you.

You like that, little bitch, huh?

I knew you would.

You think you can have any girl you want. I feel sorry for you.

Look, honey, I don't know what you're talking about.

It's all in your mind. I love you.

Hold on a second.

What's going on out there? Bill, get back on the phone.

I know you have someone there. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hate you!

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[gunshots]

Fuck you! I hate you!

Looking good.

Dad, get my shavy pussy.

It tingles, doesn't it? It tickles. Yeah.

Turn around a little bit.

Come here, come here, baby. Come here, baby. Don't go away from me.

I'm gonna shave you all over, nice and clean.

Nice and slick.

Yeah.

I'm gonna shave your ass off.

Ooh, that looks good.

Yeah.

Ooh, you like that razor? Go on, pussy.

You like that, you nasty little bitch?

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- Just Dino Johns was raised a good Christian

and a good American, God damn it.

Chuck Johns was the pillar of the community.

He was a member of the Elks, the Rotary Club.

He did volunteer work for the little, you know,

retarded kids.

And he was a great father on the top of all that.

- And what about Mrs. Johns?

- Glinda?

Oh, she's a wonderful woman.

A fabulous mother, a super mom.

She organized the organization called MAGS,

Mothers Against the Glue Sniffers.

She was a treasurer of the PTA.

She played the organ at the church.

- So you'd say that Justine had a good upbringing,

good parents.

- Well, yes, there's no doubt about it.

The Johnses were the perfect American family.

- Where do you think Justine Jones is?

- I'd love to be able to say that I think she's doing well

and living somewhere else.

But I have a nagging suspicion

that something horrible has happened to her.

- Why do you say that?

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♪ ♪

[bell ringing]

- I gotta go to the bathroom!

[bell ringing]

Where am I?

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Oh, come on, who turned off the lights?

This isn't funny.

Oh, God, I gotta go to the bathroom.

This isn't amusing.

Somebody help!

Help!

- Say, bitch, there ain't no bathroom here.

- Deronity Bathrooms?

What kind of a place is this?

- This is the kind of place where you don't ever have to

go to the bathroom again.

It's all in your mind!

- Do I know you?

- Did you used to work on 28th and Lexington?

- What do you think I am?

A hoe, baby.

Obviously a hoe!

- Do I look like a garden tool to you?

- Garden tool? I said you is a hoe!

- That's what I said, a hoe.

It's like a spade.

- Who you calling a spade?

- A hoe is like a spade.

- You a hoe, I'm a spade,

and we ain't nothing alike.

- Look, I'm not a hoe!

- You not a hoe? - No.

You use a hoe in a garden like this.

- Oh, no, bitch, not that kind of hoe.

- This kind of hoe!

- A whore? You're calling me a whore?

- No, I'm just asking if you is one.

- No, I'm not!

- Then why didn't you say so in the first place,

crazy-ass white bitch?

- Is this a dream?

- No, baby!

This be the afterlife, and you in the vestibule of hell!

- Right. This is the afterlife.

This warehouse with no lights and no bathrooms.

This is obviously a bad dream.

Look at the way you're dressed. You look stupid.

- I'd like to have you know that these threads

have caught me plenty of hoes.

- Stocking hoes or garden hoes?

- Oh, forget it. - I'm tired of going around

in circles with you. I don't believe I'm dead,

so give me back my clothes, okay? I want--

- You are dead. You ain't got no clothes,

and this is hell!

- If I'm dead, then how did I die?

- Hill,

Isley, Jackson,

Jones, Jones, Justine.

Ah, here we go.

At exactly 2320 hours,

Eastern Standard Time,

you suffered a hairline fracture to the skull.

- I feel fine!

- 'Course you feel fine. You dead.

- I just wanna go home. I wanna get out of here.

Can you understand that?

- We all wants to get out of here.

- There's no way out.

- There is one way out, but no one's ever made it.

Most people lose their mind.

I saw a man take his bare hands one time

and rip his head right off.

Yeah, just took his bare hands and rip his head right off.

Yeah, there was blood everywhere.

And then his tongue slithered on up out of his neck

and licked his nose.

Here, put this on.

This'll keep the cum off you.

- Cum?

- In order to get out of hell,

you gotta go through hell.

- Whatever. I'll wear it.

- Oh, shit! My horse!

Equus! Equus!

Equus!

Equus! Equus!

Equus.

I'm gonna be a little bit indisposed,

so while I'm gone,

I want you to fuck my horse up ass.

Come on, baby. We got some hard riding to do.

Oh, let go! Let go!

I'm gonna be the queen!

(Horse snorts)

(Gunshot)

(Horse snorts)

Oh, it's so good in my ass, daddy.

(Horse snorts)

Big stud.

(Horse snorts)

Tell me about your sister.

Justine.

What do you want to know?

Um, what kind of person

was she? Uh, good?

Bad? In between?

Obviously in between.

We're all in between.

You see, there's this inner conflict in all of us.

The controller personality

versus the spiritual personality.

Or good versus evil.

Uh-huh.

Well, uh, tell us about

when she was younger, when you were, uh,

both growing up.

Well, Justine

always got all the attention.

Which made her

just a little bit spoiled.

You see, she was the baby

and I was the big brother,

so she always got all the breaks.

And Dad always liked her best,

which I could never really understand.

Was she a good student?

Oh, yeah.

First she was interested

in anthropology.

And then it was primitive cultures.

And then it was civil rights.

And then it was finding the missing link.

She had this weird obsession

with blacks.

Blacks?

Yes, you know, negroes.

She had this theory that they were actually

the most evolved race.

And that prejudice stemmed from the white man's jealousy

of the black man.

Hmm.

(laughing)

Wait a minute.

Where are we going?

This

is the first room in hell.

It ain't half as bad as all the others.

It gets worse as we go down.

Yeah, well, I'll just have to

find out now, won't I?

Well, it's great to be back

here in hell again.

How many people here from out of town?

Let's see a show of hands.

Jesus Christ, what's going on in here?

Baby, this

is the first room in hell.

These people

are all virgins.

Peoples that in life

never had sex, but only

watched. They are known

as the supreme voyeurs.

They are doomed

to watch sex for all

eternity. The devil,

he keep changing the sex act like

a live show. (laughing)

He bad. (laughing)

Negro,

you see this girl here?

I think I roomed with her in college.

I can't believe she's not fucking though. She was always

a slut. Oh, not

so, baby. Else you wouldn't be

here. Why don't you go on over and talk

to her? Check it out.

For all eternity.

Wait. Better yet,

eat me. Lick my pussy,

please. I need to be touched.

How did you get here?

I was a cock tease.

I showed my tits to this guy to get a Gucci

purse. He went off an overpass.

(laughing)

How did you get here? I really

don't belong here. I said that.

I said that.

I said that. Bye-bye.

(laughing)

(groaning)

(laughing)

(groaning)

Baby, I'll put you down.

(groaning)

( groaning )

( breathing heavily )

( groaning )

I just push my brain button

And I wanna talk to you

( music playing )

Next, ladies and gents,

straight from the Parisian lounge

of the Cinematrekplex on 42nd Street,

here's Tammy, Jim, and Willie

doing the never-before-attempted

Dance of the Double Dong.

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I just push my brain button

And I wanna talk to you

I just push my brain button

That's all I gotta do

I just push my brain button

And what I wanna make true

I just push my brain button

And I wanna talk, I wanna talk

I wanna talk to you

I just push my brain button

That's all I gotta do

I just push my brain button

And what I wanna make true

I just push my brain button

I wanna talk, I wanna talk

I wanna talk to you

I just push my brain button

That's all I gotta do

I just push my brain button

That's all you gotta do

I just push my brain button

And what do I make do

I just push my brain button

I wanna talk, I wanna talk

I wanna talk to you

Push, push, push my brain button

(moaning)

Thank you very much folks

And now from the sea of sorrow and hell

comes Joey and the Crab People

(moaning)

I said that

They are doomed to watch sex

for all eternity

I said that

(moaning)

I said that

I was in love with Justine

She uh

I was devoted to her very essence

She was the most wonderful woman I had ever known

Yeah

Dexter Helen Keller of course

And how long did you go out with her?

Almost a year

We dated almost a year

It went by so fast

that it seemed like a weekend

It was about a year

I dated her before I asked her to marry me

What about your sex life?

Well

I really think that

the sex life

that's real personal

I don't want to get in

But we need to know everything about Justine Jones

Oh yeah

We had a

We had what you would call

a very normal sex life

Very normal sex life

What's normal?

Well you know

normal, we wouldn't have any weird shit

No weird stuff like that

What's weird?

Weird stuff, you know like

You know like

We wouldn't have any

fucking pizzas or anything like that

We wouldn't fuck pizzas

Fucking pizzas?

Yeah

Fucking pizzas

You know what I mean

It's like you take a hot pizza out of the oven

and you lay your dick in it

and you dig back and forth

and it goes spewy all over you

Spewy all over you

It's the cheese that makes you get off

Oh yeah

How do you know all this?

I read it in Penthouse

What it is Jack

Now that you've been to the boy room

I know you know that you're dead and in hell right?

I don't know

I mean this is really confusing

Take my word for it baby

This ain't no dream

You're dead

and this is

hell

I don't feel dead, I'm not dead

You saw your friend back there and she dead

I never heard she was dead

Then what the fuck

is she doing down here?

Trying to find a way out

You learn, we got miles to go

before we sleep

Say, that's from a poem by Robert Frost

but I used to call him Frosty

He was the baddest high yellow pimp

before he turned to poetry

Had four of the baddest pictures

on Hollywood Boulevard in his stable

Shit, he was bad

Robert Frost wasn't a pimp

He was

Oh Jesus, I don't even know why I bother

going into it with you

Now you're going to find out

what that raincoat is for

This is the slurry

And this is the slip

Get your hands off me

Who are these people?

These are your regulation sluts

Both men and bitches

In life, they acting just like animals

So in death

they be boning down just like the animals do

With vaginas, metams, sarcoses, jacks

They gonna wear out their dicks and cunts

How come she looks like she's having a good time

Well, just because this is hell

don't mean shit

She been doing it

many times

She been doing it non-stop

ever since she got here

Now she's got to do it for

297 more years

Then her pussy be all wore out

for all eternity

My God

It's Mandy

She was in my aerobics class

About a month ago, she got pushed in front of a subway train

by three Puerto Ricans

The train cut off her head

Yeah

She's always good at giving up a little head

So gross

Hey, it's not how big a slut you are

It's how slutty you are at heart

Now, weren't you ever

in the least bit slutty

Well

Maybe a little

Cream of face

Yeah, get cool

Get good

Yeah

Duckman

That was

Duckman