Original subtitles

First some scenes from devil and miss Jones 3 a new beginning

Justine Jones

The truth she was a slut you're full of shit hold on a sec

I'm gonna shave it nice and clean bitch. Then I'm gonna stick my cock slide it right up your asshole. What's going on over there?

Nothing nobody's here right fuck you. I hate you

Justine was a good lay and all

But there was something strange about her

Something sad and distant could I interest you in a high-paying career in the glamour field of chicken?

I already have a high-paying career. What do you want to do?

Who says I want to do anything with you?

Just a feeling what kind of girl do you think I am?

Where am I? Oh come on who turned off the lights? This isn't funny. I need a bathroom

And we had that fight on the phone and she hung up and

Two days later these cops are coming around asking all these questions

Where do you think she is now? This is a bad dream?

Yeah, right this is the afterlife this warehouse with no lights and no bathrooms

I really don't belong here

I said that I said that I said that

Yeah, she just dropped out

And I never spoke to her again after that

When was that? Oh about a week before she disappeared

Do you think she's dead?

We at a a T don't believe in death you simply change energy from one form to another

My god, it's Mandy what the hell are you doing here?

I don't know. I wouldn't know anything about that

Did she ever fool around on you I mean no no no no she never fooled around

I mean she wasn't that type of woman. She was a devoted woman a wonderful woman

She she would never fool around on me. I mean she wasn't that way she enjoyed who what what what we had she enjoyed yeah

Listen I told you this raincoat was the utmost importance

If I hadn't been here you would have caught me

Drowned and come and then your pussy would have worn out bitch

I don't know what came over me. I wanted to stay here

Even though it started to hurt it started to feel good

Suck me

Yeah, right you suck him. I'll keep walking okay

Hey look it don't work that way you the one that wants to get out of here, and you the one that gots to do it

You're the one that's got to do it

What if I don't want to do it then what then we stay here for all eternity and now the final

Outrage

No, I'm not gonna do it just forget it

Oh look baby. It'll only take a minute. Just do it. Why don't you just shut your eyes and pretend that it's your boyfriend

What? I don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend

I don't have a boyfriend come on. Let's just get out of here now

Okay we can't

Suck me

Now you the one that said that you would do anything

Anything to get out of here

Well now's your chance

Well

Suck me

Alright but turn around

I'm not gonna give you the pleasure of watching me

She

(Dramatic music)

Suck me

Yeah bitch suck it

Chow on that bone

Suck it

Good

(Dramatic music)

Suck me

(Dramatic music)

Suck me

(Dramatic music)

That may be worth it

Worth it

(Dramatic music)

Bitch leave me alone

Suck it

(Dramatic music)

(Groaning)

Suck bitch

Chow on that bone

(Groaning)

(Dramatic music)

Suck me

(Groaning)

(Dramatic music)

(Groaning)

Good

(Dramatic music)

Justin Jones was a lesbian

She couldn't stand men

Sure she pretended to like them just to get ahead of business

But when it came to the bedroom she preferred a woman

The problem was she couldn't come out of the closet so to speak

You were her lover then

You're damn straight

I was her first lover

Her first woman

Well she was a little disgusted at first

But eventually

She admitted

She liked it

And she told me how she hated men

Yes

She told me that

They didn't know how to love or care for a woman

That they couldn't be trusted

All they wanted to do was to get laid

(Chuckles)

And I agreed with her

(Groaning)

My God where are we now?

Baby these be the perverse

People had sick fantasies in life

So in death they get to live out their sickness for all eternity

(Laughter)

Let them burn

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

You don't know anything

(Groaning)

Hey baby what it is?

Hey what's up?

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

I'm coming

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

In time they suffers from the pains of ED

And has to live with it forever

Drip, drip, festering sores

(Groaning)

You're really sick

It's like an insane asylum in here

That's right baby

The insane asylum of hell

(Laughter)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh

Oh

Oh yeah

Oh

(Laughter)

Go, go

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

Yeah I'm gonna cum baby

Oh yeah, I'm gonna pull up my ass

(Groaning)

Do it, do it, do it

(Groaning)

Drip, drip, drip

(Groaning)

You're really sick

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Check him out, he's really getting down

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Laughter)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

Negro listen, you see that guy in diapers?

I think I went out with him once

His name's Chuck, Chuck Franklin

Who gives a fuck?

Yeah, but we dated in high school

He was always trying to grab my tits and smell me when I bent over

Yeah, yeah, like I said, who cares?

Is that Justine? Justine Jones?

Come here, come here

It's your old flame Chuckie

(Laughter)

Hardly

Come on Justine, I haven't seen you since I died, did I?

At least know that you're naked down here

How did you die?

Not you too, I'm not dead

(Laughter)

I'm not dead

Guess again

I used to think that, but I am, I'm dead

Whee

(Gurgling)

Now listen, I am not gonna go through this shit again

Now for the last time, you dead, he dead, you're all dead, dig?

(Laughter)

Right, we're all dead

So what?

Listen, I get to live out my ultimate fantasies for all eternity

Until I write for Symbolism

(Laughter)

Justine

(Gurgling)

You wanted to lick your toes, you know that don't you?

Come and lick my toes

Oh, oh, oh, not now, no, no, no, no

Oh, too much, too much

Oh, oh, oh my cock is as raw as a pound of ground ram

(Laughter)

More like a pound of ground Chuck

Hey, get it Franklin?

(Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter)

Come on Justine, you don't wanna see him like this

(Laughter)

We got a long ways to go baby, come on

(Laughter)

(Explosion)

(Laughter)

(Explosion)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

Oh yeah, oh Chuck, Chuck

(Grunting)

Oh right, oh, oh right on the crotch, yeah

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

Fuck me Chuck, fuck me Chuck

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

Yeah, oh, oh yeah

(Grunting)

Oh yeah, spank me, spank me, spank me Chuck

(Grunting)

Yeah, spank me Chuck, yeah

Oh that feels so good

(Grunting)

Yeah, spank me Chuck, come on baby, spank me

(Grunting)

Come on baby, come on baby

(Grunting)

Oh yeah, oh

Oh, come on baby, you can fuck me again

Come on, fuck me again, that's right, fuck me

(Grunting)

Justine never really communicated well with men

Again, it was her dominant controller personality in its most negative sense

She thought that all men hated her

And if they showed any interest in her whatsoever

It was either to screw her

Or for some personal gain

And so, since she expected the worst

She always got involved with the worst kind of guys

Say baby, you know how to make a whore of mom?

How?

Don't pay her

(Laughing)

Great

(Laughing)

Are we almost out of here?

I mean I can't imagine anything else

I've seen butt fucking, blow jobs, men in diapers, girls drenched in cum

One which I might add was myself

And a thousand other things I'd rather forget

Well listen bitch, you better get used to these hellish delights

Plus a couple of more that you ain't even seen yet, mama

Like what? I can't imagine anything else

Well like this next room, which happens to be my favorite

This, the racist

(Laughing)

Oh, it's getting hotter in here, it's awful

Well gee, we in hell and we going down

And probably just getting a little bit horny

No, I don't think so

Oh look, you all wound up baby, you need to get that pussy pumped

(Laughing)

Everybody else is doing it in here, so why shouldn't I?

Is that the way you think?

Forget it bitch

See that dude over there?

That's Rusty Norris, one of the worst racists in all of Tuscaloosa County

Where's that?

How the fuck should I know?

And I don't even care

Where's this? Who's that?

What am I doing here?

What do I look like to you?

The Hell Ants Man?

Okay, okay, chill out

She compared over 10,000 photographs and illustrations of nude black men and white men

And concluded that the black man was actually the most evolved race

Because of the enormity of his weenie

And this is absolutely preposterous

Would you say she had a thing for black men then?

No, of course not

Christine's interest in the black man was purely academic

Isn't that a little odd?

Say what?

Anyway, Rusty say that he would rather cut off his weenie than have to fuck any non-white bitches

Now he's gotta fuck two non-whites and eat their pussies for all eternity, Jax

Woo!

(Slapping)

Oh, gosh

Who are they?

Oh, that's Amanda Pepperloaf

One of them white southern bell bitches

Thought that all we was good for was shoe shines and housework

Now she's finding out what else we good for

(Laughing)

Where are the black racists?

Look, bitch, if a black man hates a white man, we don't call him a racist

What do you call him?

Smarge!

That's ridiculous, there are plenty of black racists

No, there ain't, you stupid-ass white bitch

You're even one of them calling me a stupid bitch and a white bitch

Well, you stupid, you're white and a bitch

So what is your motherfucking problem?

You're crazy, negro, and you're one of the sickest people in here

That's right, I'm a crazy negro

Look, I'm so crazy I eat mom

(Groaning)

Bust them buns, kick them tails ass, baby

Bust them buns, bust them, drill them holes, brothers

Let it go, let it go, alright, get down, get down

(Screaming)

What the fuck?

(Groaning)

Oh yeah, such good hair, baby

Deep, deep

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh, such good pussy, baby

(Groaning)

Yeah, baby

(Groaning)

I'm so sad now

(Groaning)

Oh, my ass

(Groaning)

Fuck you right between your titties

Oh yeah, oh yeah

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Yeah, yeah, oh, a big butt cock in my ass

Oh yeah, oh, sweet little ass

Oh, sweet little tight ass, baby

Oh, I want more, come on

Give me more, give me more

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Give me more, give me more

(Groaning)

Yeah, you got it, you got it, that nice pretty dick in my ass

Nice one in my pussy, yeah

Yeah, two nice big butt cocks, love it

Fuck you, you dick, fuck the shit

Oh yeah, I'm going to be

Yeah

(Groaning)

I want it, oh, oh, oh, yeah

Yeah, pinch my nipple

Oh, oh, oh, you little sweet ass, baby

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh, this dick is all big

(Groaning)

Oh yeah, oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh yes, yes

(Groaning)

Fucking dick

Oh, fucking, yes, yes, beautiful, fat, dead, dead stuff

Oh yeah, oh yeah, give it to me

Yeah, fuck it good, fuck it good for me

Oh yeah, oh yeah

(Groaning)

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck it, fuck it

Fuck it, fuck it good

Fuck it, fuck the shit out of me

Oh yeah, give it to me, give it to me

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah

Give it to me, fuck it, fuck it

(Groaning)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Groaning)

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh I love it, oh my God

Squirt that cum all over me, squirt it

Oh, yeah, yes, yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes, give it to me, give it to me

Yes, yes

Yeah, let me taste it

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Yes

(Groaning)

You wanna see it too?

You wanna see the squirt?

You wanna see the shmallow?

Oh yeah

(Groaning)

I want some

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Fuck him, nice and hard

Yes

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Fuck him, nice and hard

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Come on

(Groaning)

(Groaning)

Oh yes

Oh fucker again

Oh fucker again

(Screaming)

Justine was very very close to her papa

She loved him very much

And maybe it was hard to find a guy who could match up with Mr. J

Are you saying that she had a thing for her father?

No, not a thing

A love that the daughter feels for her papa

And the feeling was mutual

Mr. J was very protective of his little girl

Even when she was a grown woman?

No, no, no, no, no, of course not

Justine was very independent

She never let nobody tell her what to do

Nobody?

Nobody

God, hopefully I'm gonna wake up any minute and we'll find out this has all been a bad dream

Dig it Jack, you keep telling yourself that but it ain't gonna happen

We should just leave me alone

Fine bitch, then I'll just split and you try to find your own way out of here if you can

(Laughing)

Negro, wait a minute, you said you'd help me find a way out of here, you promised

You just told me to split bitch

I didn't mean it

You know what your problem is?

You just can't face reality

I just want to go home

Oh, come on baby, what it is?

Let me tell you about this dream I had once

A dream that revealed to me the very essence of my existence

It might even be able to help you too

Okay, tell me

Well it all started off in darkness

And I saw this ass, this woman's ass

Oh, excuse me, bitch's ass floating out in space

And as it moved past me, I saw this huge, dizzy muddy dick hanging out of the butt

Which symbolized to me the plight of white men's wives and what they want

And then I saw head, and I said, "Say, Blatt, what it is? What's happening, runny-dow?"

And he said, "Hey, ma, I'm nothing but a pig's head, and you're dead, so wake up, daddy"

And that's how I knew that I was dead and in hell

You're such an asshole, I can never take you seriously

But baby, I am serious, I had that dream, and I had another one too

Let me tell it to you, I was sitting on this lake, no chairs or nothing, mind you, just sitting there

And as I looked down in the water, I saw this woman's ass, excuse me, bitch's ass floating in the water

And as it moved past me, I saw that it had this huge, dizzy muddy dick hanging out of the butt

And then I saw this pig's head riding on one of them little paddle boats like you see at the amusement park

And then, "Justine, Justine, mama, where you been?

Oh no, she went into the wrong door!

No one has ever survived the ordeal of the taboo breakers!"

You know, Justine wasn't the type of person to do anything rash, you know

I mean, like, I don't think she would ever run away from me

I have this true feeling that maybe there's foul play at hand here, you know what I mean?

Would you say you were the most important man in her life?

Justine's life? No, I was not the most important, I was probably the second most important in Justine's life, yeah

Oh? Who was first?

Who's first? Justine's father was first

She'd always talk about her father, how wonderful of a human being he was, and how she really loved him

He really liked kids, you know, and he thought he was a real great man

He really loved kids, and Justine's father, he was number one, yeah, he really loved kids, Justine's father

I was second, though, but Justine's father was first

I miss Justine, I miss Justine

Yeah

Say, baby, what it is? You shouldn't run off from me like that, this room is off limits to everyone

Who is that woman?

That's you, Justine, that's you

God, no

And that dude must be

My father

How's my sweet little Justine this evening?

My father

Can we play that naked fun game again, daddy?

Lighten up, baby, I know just how you feel

Let me tell you a little story, a story about me and my mama, and how we felt

Leave me alone

Hey

Oh, it feels so good

How's my sweet little Justine this evening?

Can we play that naked fun game again, daddy?

Sure, honey, suck on this, slut

[Groaning]

Water

[Groaning]

Oh, yes, yes

[Groaning]

Yes, yes

Can we play that naked fun game again, daddy?

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Yes

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Sure, honey, suck on this, slut

[Groaning]

Yes, yes

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Oh, yes, fuck me

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Can we play the naked fun game again, daddy?

Yes

Oh, it feels so good

[Groaning]

Oh, yes

[Groaning]

Yes

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Can we play the naked fun game again, daddy?

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Naked fun

[Groaning]

Yes, yes, yes

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Sure, honey, suck on this, slut

[Groaning]

Slut

Stupid bitch

Should've listened to old Negro

[Laughing]

Justine's problem was she led a real boring, normal life

I mean, Christ, look at her upbringing

And her background

All-American parents, all-American neighborhood

She would've never made a good lesbian

Not coming from a good family like that

I mean, look at me

Right?

My dad used to beat my mother

And then when he left

She became an alcoholic

And then she lost her job

So she had to go out and whore

And I'm sitting around watching all of this

And I'm saying to myself

[Chuckles]

I'll never let a man stick his fucking dick inside of me

They're all assholes

Take it from me

A good lesbian comes from a broken home

Did Justine hate men?

Sure she did

Way down deep inside

And apparently her father was a real asshole

Oh, she used to talk about him a lot

But then she'd break down crying

And it wasn't a happy cry, dig?

No, he was a real asshole

And then apparently some shit went down

But she don't want to talk about it

Did you ever meet her father?

No, but I saw a picture of him

And he looked like a real asshole

Don't all men look like assholes to you?

Of course!

But he looked like a big asshole

In fact, he looked like he had a big asshole

As big as a mouth

Just for reference, how big of an asshole do I look like to you?

About this big

What the fuck am I doing here anyway talking to a man?

Pig!

Hello, and welcome to the pit of hell

The home of Satan himself, seen directly in front of you

He and he alone guards the only exit back to the world of the living

Hello, how are you?

Could I lick your asshole, please?

Hello, how are you?

Hello, how are you?

Hello, how are you?

Hello, how are you?

Hello, hello

Hello, hello

Hey, wake up

Wake up

Oh, what happened?

And who the hell are you?

Oh, come on, you remember me?

At the bar last night, remember?

Remember what?

Come on, get out of here, go!

Shh

Just hurry up and get out

Alright, alright, let me take a piss at least

Maybe I was a little hard on him

How are you?

Oh, what it is

What it is

Hi, baby, say, mama

What it is, say what?

Hey, baby, what it is

Say what, Jack?

What it is, baby

What it is, baby

I said, what it is

I said, what it is

I said, what it is

I said, what it is

Get on down, get on down

Oh, come on, get on the house

Get on the house

Come on, bitch

Get on the house

Get on the house

Get on the house

Get on the house

I'm surprised a girl like Justine Jones ever went out with a scumbag like me in the first place

But, uh, I don't know, if I had to be totally honest with myself

I'd have to say that, uh, if there ever were a person that deserved to go to heaven

That person would be Justine Jones

Yeah, but fuck honest

I hope the bitch rots in hell forever

How was that, was that okay?

Yes, um, is there anything else you'd like to say about Justine Jones?

No, I think I've said enough already

[laughing]

I could blow up anything

I could blow up my pride and be the one that's sad

Be the heavenly expert

Call the girls and say, "Girls, I've been waiting for you for years"

How bad do these things

Do I have to lose

I've been waiting for the night

And I've been waiting for the night

That I have to try

[laughing]