All language subtitles for AbsoluPorn - No smoking at school

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Original subtitles

This is so good.

Well, hi, Marina.

How are you today? What are you doing?

School's so late. School's over.

Can you let your study time in?

This is so good.

That is so...

You okay?

C-hac-cum.

What

is that?

Cigarette.

Cigarette? What?

There's Don't smoking on campus? What is...

It's just a cigarette.

It's...

Cigarette?

That's a cigarette!

A cigarette!

Did you not clearly read the post?

We've been posting these in every single classroom.

We have zero tolerance for drugs and alcohol, and this...

is the worst offender.

Do you know what this is? It's just weed.

And they say, it's the gateway drug.

And I'm not kidding, you know this can lead the much more hard.

I sit down on the time, let me explain to exactly what's going on here

and how serious this issue really is.

You just smoked?

Don't, I don't know what, Don't.

I'm trying to prove a point to you.

See, that's what you children aren't getting these days.

If you smoke this, other more terrible things, you know, are going ultimately end up happening to you.

For instance, but even before you get into the next drug alone, did you not read the strikes?

After one strike, it's a day of detention.

Do you know what happens after two?

A week of detention?

And then after that, a month and then...

Expulsion.

Exactly.

And I don't know why.

I mean, you really don't want to go down that road, D?

Don't.

So, I mean, as serious as this offense is,

If you were to do something that might make me forget this egregious incident.

Oh.

So...

The...

I'm just...

I really hadn't thought about it.

I mean if you were just a little lower.

Mm.

See what I mean?

That's a little bit of behavior.

That's illicit behavior.

Can I hit that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

My God.

See what I mean? You just go down the wrong roads.

I just gave a student a jet.

Thanks.

Oh.

I'm

Thanks.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm gonna

mrs.

mrs.

I'm

going to say a bit more.

I'm gonna do.

Ah.

Ah.

uh...

Uh.

Oh.

Yeah.

I'm gonna do.

Mm-hmm.

*haar.

Oh.

Uh,

Mm.

Oh, oh, um...

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, my...

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah!

Yeah!

I'm sorry.

I have.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

And...

*

Oh, man.

And...

Oh.

Oh.

I'm

*

And...

And...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh

yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And...

Oh, my...

Oh, and...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I'm...

Oh yeah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm...

Ah.

Ah...

*m...

...and...

And...

Oh, shit.

...heem

I have Don't

Oh, shit, that's all right?

Oh, shit.

M.

one.

M.

Yeah.

Ah.

I'm sorry.

I don't

Oh my...

Oh my...

know.

Yeah.

Oh my...

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

I don't know.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, my.

Mmm.

Mm.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I'm just my

my breath.

Oh.

I don't know.

I'm not going to be.

I don't know.

Oh, Don't.

Oh.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh.

Ah!

One, two, one and two,

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

I don't know that's about it.

Mm-hmm.

Here we go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Just like that.

I don't know.

Don't, for that.

Yeah.

I'm

just going to bed.

Just feel like anything more.

Just wait for your eyes.

Just wait until your own.

So I want your eyes, glass

over.

Ah, me and...

So I want you,

Oh, you know.

Ah!

I'm gonna go.

Oh.

Um...

I'm gonna go.

I'm on my back.

I don't know.

Okay.

I'm gonna.

I'm...

Uh, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh!

Oh, dear!

I'm gonna be.

And you see, this is why we use a gateway drug.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Because I'm likely to get fired now.

You want to coach?

It's okay.

I think it's worth it.

*ha ha ha.

*m...

*mere...

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