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Wake up, sleepyhead.

What the fuck is that on your face?

That better not be what I think it is.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I can smell the sex on you, Rummy.

The what?

The sex.

What, did you go around roaming the hotel room, like, looking for frat boys

fuck, or what?

Because... How dare you?

Well, how many was it? Was it three? Four?

How many douchebags did you fuck when I was asleep?

You know what?

One. I fucked one frat boy last night.

And you know what?

He fucked me better last night than you have in five years.

What?

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

Did I stutter? Get out.

Where am I supposed to go?

Stay with your frat boy for all I care.

You can find your own way back home.

And all your shit will be on the front lawn.

You think that you can just strand me here at a motel in Florida? You are

fucking out of your mind. Yeah, I just did.

mature, Rob.

Let me back in, asshole.

You know what?

Fine. I'm just gonna fuck everybody in this motel then.

I'm sorry.

It's not you. I just, I've had a really awkward situation happen just now.

I'll say. I mean, do you want to put on any clothes?

I have a bathroom if you want to change.

Shit. I mean, yeah, he kind of doesn't realize. I mean, that would be great.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know what? All right, cool, cool.

Right here. Do you want me to grab this?

Oh, yes, please. Oh, you're such a gentleman.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

It's so cold out here. Yeah, yeah, I was surprised.

He's armed.

You work out?

You know, I hit the gym sometimes.

drink like maybe some uh oj or coffee oh no thank you you're so sweet um so are

you with the spring breakers down the hall yeah all those uh douchebags out

there yeah they're from my college oh douchebags huh yeah well i can tell from

your room that you don't really see much of frat boy did you come here alone i

was supposed to be here with my uh girlfriend chrissy but uh

I'm sorry. What happened?

She, you know, decided to hang out with one of those douchebag crap kids, so...

Oh, honey, I am so sorry.

Oh, hello there.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

Please don't be sorry.

You know, there's something about this place that gets me all riled.

I could hear you from your room yesterday.

You could hear me?

Oh my God, that is so embarrassing.

Well, I mean, do you think you could make me scream louder?

I could.

Did I mishear you?

You heard it all right.

With a cock like this, you can make me scream loud enough to wake up this

place. Really? I mean, Chrissy never made a sound when we had sex. I mean,

you're... Fuck, you're really hot. I mean, really fucking hot.

But, uh... Yeah. I don't know if I'm really... Chrissy.

Let's talk about Chrissy.

Did Chrissy ever let you fuck her in the ass either?

Oh.

Holy shit.

Well, hold on to your hat, sweetheart.

It's about to get really loud.

seems pretty lame right now, doesn't she?

You could say that.

It's me?

Smile.

Oh, God.

I'm not good at this.

I'm so much fucking better at fucking me.

likes you, oh, yeah,

yeah, treat me like a little fucking whore I am, oh,

yeah,

oh,

even more, even more, yeah, you're done with this little asshole yet,

there, right there, right fucking there, yeah,

Very deep and nice.

Thank you.

I love when you just shove that cock deep in my...