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As you can see on my resume, I went to business school and I passed all my

on the first try.

I can see that.

Um, no really. Ask me anything.

Alright, let me ask you.

Um, why is your mother here?

Oh, don't mind me.

I've always stood behind my daughter in all her academic achievements.

Okay, Nicole.

Let's say I need you to make an announcement for the shareholders about

quarterly return.

We're running a terrible deficit.

Tell me, how would you go about this?

Deficit, that's a good question. That's a bad thing, right?

What she means is that everyone knows deficits are bad, but nobody ever really

questions why that is.

That's called thinking outside the box.

Exactly.

That's not exactly what I had in mind.

Well, speaking of boxes, I baked these this morning.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, go on, have one.

Any man like you has nothing to worry about.

Well, they do look exceptionally juicy.

Oh, not bad.

All right.

Let's get on with the interview.

We're looking for career -minded individuals here.

People that want to have a bright future.

Tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?

In five years?

Hopefully married and children.

Wait, that isn't what... What she means is that she'll be married to her job

here. And by then she'll be the boss of many employees.

That she'll treat like her own children.

Because even though you're a big company...

You're like family. Isn't that right, Nicole?

Right. Exactly what my mom said.

Oh, okay.

Tell me, Nicole.

What do you think your strong points are, and what do you think your weak

are?

Absolutely.

Um, absolutely what?

I would do that.

Um, that's not even what I asked you.

That's all I need for today.

Thanks for coming in. We'll let you know.

And thank you as well, Miss Ava, for coming in. The cookies were delicious.

The pleasure was all mine.

Um, why don't you wait outside for a minute?

I'd like to have a private chat with Mr. Johnny.

Okay, Mom.

Your daughter seems very intelligent.

Let's cut to the chase.

This is my daughter's resume.

I'm going to put it in a good pile, okay?

Okay.

Now, let's go through these other ones.

Okay.

Oh, that's a fine young applicant.

He's a straight shooter. He's got middle management written all over him.

But he's kind of a kid, that.

We don't need his paper around here.

Good.

How about this loser?

Oh, see? She graduated from an Ivy League school.

But we don't need those snobby college types around here anyway.

What about this one?

I don't even know how this thing got in here.

Isn't this fun?

Well, this isn't supposed to be fun. This is serious business.

I think we should get down to some fucking business.

got that interview.

Well,

I wanted to get the job.

He liked the way I did that.

I want it down my throat.

Spit all over it and get it nice and fucking wet.

Oh, shit.

Mwah, ew.

You got the job.

Oh, my God.

Thanks so much, Mr. Johnny.

No problem.

Welcome to the team.