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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Is that what she said?

That's what she always said. Is that what she said?

Bro.

You're my dad's girl, right? Lana?

Yeah, I was.

Shut the fuck up, okay?

Dude, she's... Sorry.

She's fucking... Dude, she's always my shit.

She's always trying to reorganize my crap.

She won't stop, dude. She's like...

I mean... She's snooping? I don't know what the fuck she's doing, man. And

always, like, walking around in weird outfits and shit. Like, I don't want to

see that shit.

Maybe she's, like, sniffing your underwear or something? I don't know.

I don't know.

I can believe that. You're solid.

I'm solid?

Yep.

I'm also a solid.

Yeah,

I mean, I see her walking around. She's always, like...

I feel like she's trying to flaunt it. You think she's hitting on you or

something, or what?

Her street is that she was a little hoe in college.

In the street?

What streets are you talking about?

The mean streets. The mean streets? The mean streets. I can't give her my

sources, but that... The mean streets of what, Iowa?

Like, where the fuck?

Nebraska. Nebraska. Gotcha.

But, I mean, that's just what I've heard.

Okay, sure. So, I mean, I'm just trying to look out for you.

Well, don't find out, okay?

No one needs to know that my dad's girl's a hoe.

Okay. For sure.

But you know what, man? The way she does it around here, who knows, man?

Fuck. I'm telling you, though.

Leave her alone, dude.

Seriously.

You're always doing shit like this.

Remember that one chick?

Second year of college?

Yeah. I remember that shit.

Oh, yeah.

We scarred her.

You always bring me into this shit. You always bring me into this shit. Every

time. It's like... Hey man, it's cool dude. It's cool.

Like whatever.

And then like I end up falling victim to your shit. You habitual pot -ster.

Stir with the pot, bro. It happens, man. It happens.

Hi,

Damon. Hi,

Scott.

How's it going? Good.

You been working out?

A little bit.

Wow. It looks like she's been spending more of your dad's money. I did.

I see that. I certainly have fun.

Hey Lana, we're playing pool here. You mind?

Where'd you get that outfit from? The Goodwill?

I was at a vacation you and his dad took to Antigua last month.

Oh, actually his dad had to work, so I took three of my girlfriends instead.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it was a blast.

I think Seth wasn't supposed to go, but I think I got left behind.

Yeah, I have another friend that I wanted to bring with, so we just left

home.

She's a sweetheart, isn't she?

Yeah, she's wonderful.

You're really looking good, Damon.

Thank you.

Is your shaver not working or something?

No, it's not.

You look like a homeless person.

I do, don't I?

Oh my god, I got so much stuff today.

It looks really good.

That's college fun. It's almost driving.

Okay, that's it.

Get the fuck out of here, seriously.

It's pretty cute, though. Oh, my God.

I like that.

You're just fucking incredible.

You're incredible.

Yeah, they cost, like, two grand.

Of course they did.

You're just having a great old time death. You know that car you wanted?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I keep it.

No wonder I'm driving.

No wonder I got a, like...

You know, put the battery going every time I start my damn thing. I'm too busy

buying. You shh.

I have something to say. Listen, why don't you go shh in your room? No. Go in

your bathtub with your bubbles and shingles.

I don't use shingles. She's so sweet to me, isn't she?

She's so sweet. And the nicest future stepmom.

Oh, Jesus.

You're going to be calling your mom one day. Don't worry.

He'll find another one of you in a couple weeks.

I'll take you to dinner later.

Listen, listen.

My dad, what are you doing here? You know, this is not.

My dad. Guess what? There's cameras. He'll see this. It's fine. Cool.

Yeah, whatever.

You better watch yourself. They're all these bags. We'll give them back to

whatever store you got it from.

Are they? Are they? You want dirty shit?

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah,

no, she doesn't need any help checking it out, bro.

Oh, no, she doesn't need to be lotioned up later.

Go lotion yourself up, okay?

I'm gonna fucking watch your ass, dude.

See what you're doing, Murray? You get me all frustrated and shit.

It's alright, man. It's alright. It's alright.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

You want some, like, ice cold water or tea? Something to chill you out?

Sure. I know what you're thinking. Don't fucking do what you're thinking, okay?

I'll do it.

Okay.

Come here, you little shit.

You can't take a hint?

You see me on the bed playing with myself and you don't even come and help?

Get over here.

Oh, shit.

No, I'm going to do whatever I want with you.

You're my little dildo for today.

Things are about to get messy in here

Can't do it.

My tongue rubs against your cock.

Yeah, that felt good. You want more?

Are you fucking serious?

Seriously? Oh, come on, Seth.

Don't be a party uber.

What are you going to do? I'll tell your dad?

Yeah. Or you could come play with us, right Damien?

I mean, we are best friends.

We're having fun, aren't we? We need to tell him.

Fuckin' Damien.

Come on, Finn.

Come over here.

She's really nice to be with her.

Why don't you lean into him and say your past time for me?

I kind of don't want to do this anyway.

Do you want some?

Yes. Is your cock ready for me?

The cock's ready for you.

Wow.

Yeah, like you need it there in my eyes when I put it on your cup.

My dad really sucks about it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Yeah, we're supposed to be out.

So I was telling Damien I'm going to use you guys as my little dildos today.

I'm suffocating in my pussy.

Yeah, we're most excited.

Yeah,

come and get it. Stuff me with that cup.

God, can you help us be in time?

Hey, I was in the only home.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

I don't know.

Good. Up there. Keep that mouth nice and wide.

Open it. Oh, open it. Open it.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Yes,

yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Put it back in me. It's like he let me use that cough.

Oh, yeah, let me use that cough.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah,

that feels so good.

There you go. Oh

yeah, it's so good.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix this.

Oh,

God.

You,

you, you, you rub that pussy.

Rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it.

Fucking pussy, nigga.

Thank you so much.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Can you twerk on that cock?

You can twerk.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now it's your turn to use me like a blob doll.

Fuck that, could you fucking use it?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Yeah, faster.

Fucking give it to me.

Yeah, more fucking energy. Give it to me, give it to me.

Yeah, yeah, fucking pound it, pound it.

Get it, get it, get it, get it.

So good.

Run it, run it, run it, fuck it!

Come on.

Come on.

There you go. There you go.

There you go.

I just want to get back on top.

Yeah, when he drove off my face and revoked me.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah, he's on the fucking bus.

That's right. Put that work in. Put that fucking...

You have to go over to my feet.

Yeah, get this one wet, too, and I'll soak your cock with it.

Yeah,

yeah, look at this one. Take your tongue off. Take your tongue off.

Yeah, look at this one.

Yeah,

you just have to use one.

Yeah,

fucking rub them back and forth. Drink off your cock and my fucking sexy little

toes. Yeah, yeah, use those feet.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah, it's so much fun.

This time we should get my dad to buy all that shit too. Tells him what to do.

More cash for me.

Yeah, more cash for me.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me. I want all the fucking cock.

Yeah, give it to me. Give me all the fucking cock.

Found it found it found it found it

little fish? Yeah, come on. Give it to me.

I'm so hungry. Feed me.

He had to rub those cups in my face.

He's going to feed me first.

Yes.

Thank you.

You should have done this a little bit earlier. I probably would have hated you

a lot less.

Thanks for letting me play with both of you.

My two little favorite black toys.

But don't tell your dad.

I didn't say anything.

So you're saving me.

You're a lot of shit.

I want every last job.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.