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You are going to love this. Oh my gosh, it's going to be so much fun.

Hi.

Hi. I'm here for the 3 o 'clock appointment.

Okay, well I'm going to see and I'll let them know you're here. Are we getting

facials? Yeah, something like that. I love facials.

Awesome.

Hi,

your 3 o 'clock is here.

Okay.

You get to return the favor since you brought me here for my bachelorette

No. Oh, my gosh, I didn't walk straight for weeks.

Oh, you're going to be fine.

You're such a great friend.

Thanks, I know.

What kind of a place is this?

Oh, my gosh, Ashley, have you really not told her where we are? No, I wanted it

to be a surprise.

Well, actually, it's the male escort service.

kidding me, right? No. We're here to get fucked. No.

What? Yeah.

Seriously. You guys are totally just way too funny. Thank you.

No. Let's move on from the practical joking.

We're here to get like spa treatments or something, right?

No, we're here to get fucked.

No. We can get a spa treatment on your face.

You ladies are so funny. You know what?

That's why my son... And that's why I love you so much. We're both so much

So, really, where are we? No, seriously, we're going to get fucked.

Really nicely.

Really nice, guys.

Really?

I'm really touched, Ash, that you invited me to your bachelorette party

everything, but... But what?

I don't know how my Jason would really feel about his future wife visiting a

male escort service.

And even more importantly, his own mother.

Well, we are going to be family, and I want you to be my best friend.

Yeah, but... Best friends keep secrets, right?

I guess.

Come on, let's have some fun.

Okay, I guess.

And trust me, our men keep secrets from us. There's no reason that we can't keep

secrets from them.

You know who I want today? I want Ara.

He's so tall and gentle.

By the way, Yancey is the reason why I didn't walk straight for two weeks. He

is, like, huge.

And Jordan, oh my gosh, she's my favorite in the app.

Oh yeah, definitely. Jordan is so good in the app, but not as good as Steve. He

was awesome.

No, Jordan is better.

I guess so. I guess I could try both the next time.

We're going to have so much fun. So much fun.

I guess so.

How many times have you ladies been here?

I mean, not that many times. Maybe like 20 or 30?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I know we should really come here more. I know.

Actually, ladies, this is your 44th visit.

One more visit and you get a free session.

Really? Nothing's better than a free five. Oh my gosh.

High five.

Is it just me, or every time you come in this place, do you get wet pussy?

I know, total snail trail.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, it's the best. I love it. I don't want to get up off this couch. I'm a

little embarrassed.

My pussy is so wet.

I'm going to be your mother -in -law.

Listen, Veronica.

Cock is cock.

Your son is the light of my life. But I'm going to need some other man meat

in a while.

Hello, ladies.

Hi. Hello.

Hi.

Nice to see you again.

Oh, my God.

It's been so long. Well, I mean, actually, like 10 days. But that's a

for us.

So, ladies, who's taking who?

Well, I think because it's Veronica's first time, she should have both.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I couldn't. I couldn't do that. Yes, it's my treat.

I've never done anything like this before.

You ladies just go have some fun, okay? Come on. We're all in this together.

It means girl power.

Yeah, come on. Girl power!

She's the coolest mother -in -law ever. Now she's even cooler.

Wow.

I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I've never really been to a place like this before.

You both seem like such nice young men.

Try to relax me, Savala.

We'll take care of everything for you, okay?

That is really nice.

I haven't had anyone touch me like that in years.

Oh, God, that feels so good.

Oh, I haven't been out on a Friday night in so long.

Usually Friday night's family night with the kids to watch movies.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Movie night, huh?

Yeah.

I usually make rice crispy cheese.

Oh, you do.

There's something a little bit better.

Oh, my God.

You know.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Let me see that again. Let me see that again.

Let me see that again.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

Oh God.

Why don't you turn around?

Why don't you turn around?

Why don't you turn around?

I love you.

Oh, my God!

I know what you're kidding me about.

Oh, fuck you, Adam.

Yeah, I like that.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, I just had the best time ever. How was yours?

Amazing. I just got the best cream pie ever.

I got the best facial.

What's up with your mother -in -law? Where is she? Stay forever.

I don't know.

She's all yours, girl.

My God.

Oh my God.

Do you have a makeup?

Looks like somebody had a good time.