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You're a bit famous.

You all right, pumpkin?

Not long now. Guests are coming in.

Hey, what's the matter?

Oh, nothing. Just worried.

What are you worried about?

That I'm married to the wrong guy.

Yeah, that's a pretty big fucking worry.

You haven't still got the hots for that Tim, have you? He just seems more fun,

that Rob.

Listen to me. Tim is not the kind of bloke you get married to.

He's a wrong one.

He's a bad boy.

You don't marry the likes of Tim.

You marry the likes of Rob. He's a nice boy.

He'll look after you, he'll love you, take care of you.

I promise you, you're doing the right thing. You think so? I know so.

Plus, Tim's the fucking best man, for God's sake. I mean, that's going to look

pretty bad, isn't it?

OK. OK, that's enough of this nonsense.

Plus, I've paid enough of this fucking money.

Yes, let it happen.

Look at this.

Hey, girl.

Hey.

Made of honours with the guests. She just wanted me to make sure you're

or something, which you are, of course, so... Of course, I'm dressed.

What a dress it is as well. I mean, Jesus, you could fit a whole man under

couldn't you?

It just doesn't show.

Yeah, I never thought you'd be one for a traditional wedding.

I do.

I don't know. Something involving whips or chains.

I'll make you wetter than a knotter's pocket and all, sweetheart.

That

feels

great, doesn't it?

I'm fucking marrying him.

Oh, my God.

Hey,

Princess, I reckon in about 20 minutes we'll be heading down the aisle, OK?

OK, yeah.

Feeling better?

So much regret. Oh, fucking hell. Oh, fucking hell. All right, all right.

Language, language.

Oh, sorry.

I'm just excited.

Yeah, I can see that.

You look like you're about to blow.

Very likely.

What? I said, very likely.

Rending him, yeah.

Okay, all right. Well, take your time and, you know, get yourself ready and

be back in a bit. All right. Take your time.

Okay.

Oh my god.

Yeah!

You like that fucking dick?

Oh yeah, get that fucking tits out.

Oh yes.

It's like that.

Let's get that head back. It's like that.

Oh yes.

Oh, that's not the only pearl necklace you're going to be wearing today, buddy.

Oh, shit.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Look at that.

Oh, yes. He's a fucking lucky boy, isn't he?

Oh, shit.

Shit Oh

Yes

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes,

baby, that's it.

Oh, no wonder he's fucking marrying you.

Oh, shit.

Show me that fucking ass.

Oh, my God. Look at his fucking dress.

Let's do my little flower on your flower, huh?

Fuck this arse.

Are you all set?

About ten minutes.

Okay, Dad.

Your dress looks very messed up. Do you want to get your mum to help you with

it?

Are you okay?

Yeah, everything is okay.

You're looking a lot better. A bit peaky, actually. What are you doing?

Exercising?

Just letting it down.

Letting it out? What are you letting out?

Oh, you're fucking... Oh, my God.

Is it like yoga or something? Is it like yoga? Oh, yes.

OK, what do you want? Is it good? Yeah, is it good?

Oh, yeah. What do you mean?

Oh,

yeah. Oh, OK.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's very good. OK, well, if it gets you in the right mood and everything,

it's going... Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, it's fine. All right, OK, well, you get

yourself ready and I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute.

OK. Oh,

yes. Oh, all right.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

That's it, baby.

Look at that fucking asshole.

Oh, yes.

Look at that now, huh?

Look at that fucking asshole.

Let that fucking go.

I just wanted to see I love you,

too Okay

Take your fucking dress off.

Look at yourself Look at yourself

Okay, hold on.

Oh, yes.

oh oh oh

Ooh.

What the fuck is this?

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, there you go.

Perfecto.

Fuck. Yeah,

you can't suck this fucking dick up.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Oh, yes.

You fucking messier. You fucking messier.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh yeah.

Just like that.

Yes. Fucking awesome.

oh yeah oh

yeah

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I am so sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you want this fucking cup? Here.

Here. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Just like that, you fucking baby.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that.

Oh, I fucking do.

Sweetheart, 10 minute warning, 10 minutes.

Yeah?

Okay.

I'm good.

Yeah.

It's good.

I love you.

I love

you

now. Yeah.

There's something you want to tell me.

A little something there. You die.

Really.

Lucky guy.

She's a dirty little spunk monkey.

Mate, the inside of her panties look like Charlotte's web.

Very likely.

Take the biscuit out of that. No, mate, lucky.

And it's here that I've found the otter's pocket hiding away under this

woman's wedding dress.

Lucky guy with that little spunk biscuit, aren't you?

Panties are like the inside of Charlotte's web. Do you know what I

Good luck on the old consummation of that.

She won't be constipated, I can tell you that.

Sorry, sorry.

I bet you're wondering where the ring is.

Oh, pants.

Wait, you can't do it like that. You've got to do it normally.

Okay. Action.

I fucked her.

in the poop chute, as some call it. Up the rusty sheriff's badge.

Yeah, just in case.

Found our little balloon knot, got up in there, in case you were curious.

So, all morning, really.