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Thank you.
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Now, what are you doing?
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Nothing. You're playing the word
scramble game, aren't you?
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Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
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Okay. Well, I think maybe you am.
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Why don't you let me play? No, that's
quite all right. No, come on. No, no,
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because you always spoil it for me. But
you got an empty space there. Let me try
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this. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you.
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Thank you. The letters are E -L -X -E -F
-R.
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E -L -X -E -F -R.
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Make a real word, Cliff.
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F -E -L -X -E -R.
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Felxer. Felxer.
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Felxer. See, when you go to the
pharmacy, you have a soda fountain, and
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a lot of...
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acid or something and you want to get
rid of it you ask for a glass of felxer
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which is um see it's really soda but
it's got twice the fizz
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no no no no wait okay if you don't like
that if you don't like that no no if you
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don't like that okay how about how about
this okay let's see how about um
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Now, that would be an ill eel fixer.
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See, you bring that up. No, no, okay, I
got another one. No, that's all right.
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I've got my choices, honey. That's fine.
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Okay.
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How about bell fixer?
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I'm trying, I'm trying.
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I'm trying to fix that up.
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Well, well, Mademoiselle Danielle and
Crepes is there.
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Rudy, Danielle, and Susan are here.
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Hey, you guys, come on in. Mom, Dad,
we're going to be in the kitchen for a
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while, so we need our privacy, okay?
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Listen, if you want, your mother and I
can go outside and sit in the car.
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All right, Dad, whatever.
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Yeah, Rudy, can I see you for a minute,
please?
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All right. Yeah, I just want a kiss.
Dad, I'm not going anywhere.
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But I just need a little kiss.
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Thank you, because I'm going to miss
you.
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I bet you're bleeding.
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Yes. You have some very sharp lips.
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Dad, it's not even lipstick. It's just a
little... A little lip balm.
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Wipe it off.
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No, no, no.
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No. Wipe it off.
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their future son -in -law J .T. Freeze
is there.
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But you've got to.
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You could be the lucky winner of the
happy birthday dance with J .T.
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Bible study group?
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They believed that? They wanted to
believe it, Rudy.
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Rudy, I just told my dad that my mom
said yes. She's on a meditation retreat,
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he can't check with her. He even said
he'd drive us both ways.
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Come on, Rudy. You just have to be
creative.
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And if it helps, JT really likes mature,
assertive women.
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Right.
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X -E -L -F -E -R.
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Zelfer.
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X takes on a Z sound.
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Zelfer. Zelfer is a military base
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in Mexico.
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And I'm surprised that the Pentagon has
allowed this kind of information to be
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included in a word game. The word is
reflex, darling. It was reflex 45
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ago, and it's reflex now.
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Okay, if that's the one you want to put
in there, then fine.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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Hello, Rudy.
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How you doing?
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Fine. Okay.
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Susan and Danielle are going to a real
special event tomorrow night, and they
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invited me to come.
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Oh? It's a place in a village on 14th
Street off Union Square.
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It's called The Exchange.
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The Cultural Exchange.
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Just to help me clarify, what is this
place?
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The place where people come from many
lands to exchange culture. You know,
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culture like the museums and opera.
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And the Bible, too.
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Naturally.
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And Susan's father would be driving us
both ways.
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Well, it sounds like everything's on the
up and up. How about you, Claire?
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Sounds okay to me.
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It does?
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Mm -hmm.
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Listen,
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I'm pretty sure you're going to get a
yes on this, but just give us a little
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of time to think it over.
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Okay? All right, thank you. Bye -bye.
Bye -bye. Nice talking to you.
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Please.
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I'm so tired, I'm too tired to answer
the doorbell.
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Would you please?
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You're too tired to fix it, too.
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I'm too tired.
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Good evening, Mrs. Huxtable, Dr.
Huxtable. Hey, what do you say? Pam?
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Charmaine? Yes, sir?
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Smooth groove is here.
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All right.
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Hey, you got a new doorbell, huh? Yeah.
A jazz fusion happening.
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Have a sit down. I want to ask you a
question.
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Do you know of a club called the
Cultural Exchange
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Club?
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No, I know a club called the Exchange.
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Rudy says it's on 14th Street off of
Union Square.
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Yeah, but that's the block. But that's
the Exchange.
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Well, does it have anything to do with
culture? No.
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The museum?
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No. Opera?
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No. Bible study?
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Bible? No, no.
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What is the exchange club?
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It's this whack club.
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A what?
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It's whack. You know, that means it's,
like, ridiculous. It's this little
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nothing club where, like, you're
supposed to be 16 to get in. But the
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junior high school kids, they dress up,
try to look older, you know, and they're
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not a man, too.
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But, you know, I mean, basically,
they're just good kids. They're trying
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sneak out on their parents, and they
just...
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Well, you are now.
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Come on, let's go. I hate to miss the
opening credits. Oh, wait a minute, Joy.
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Your little cousin is about to socially
self -destruct.
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What?
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Rudy is going to the exchange.
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Oh, no!
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When?
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No, no, you don't have to talk loud
about it.
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He's going there tomorrow.
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I can't let this happen to my cousin.
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Now, let me ask you, is there, this is a
club, is there any alcohol there?
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No, no.
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It's just a bunch of lame old head dudes
that hang out there. Old heads?
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You know, dudes pushing, what, 19, 20?
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I mean, these guys hang out there
because they can't swing with their own
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and they prefer the challenge of 13
-year -olds.
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Let me ask you all a question.
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Is it possible that you all could take
tomorrow and go down to the club and do
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little surveillance work for us?
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Yes, sir. I'm in. Count me in.
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Well, we would be more than happy to
cover your expenses.
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Oh, no, no, no. That's okay, Mrs.
Huxley. I mean, you know, just knowing
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helping you out, that's enough.
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Well, no, that's very true.
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What with the cost of admissions,
disguises, surveillance beverages, and
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fare, the evening could become quite
prohibitive.
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What kind of disguises do you plan to
use?
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Well, disguises so we won't be
recognized as old heads. I don't want
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mistake me for a bird of prey.
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I accept what you're saying.
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And what Mrs. Huxtable and I would love
to do is we would love to treat you to a
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sort of pre -surveillance dinner.
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All right. Yeah. Keep our energy up.
Yeah. And may I suggest a little post
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-surveillance de -drinking dessert.
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Okay. We will cover that.
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And I do want you to know, Lance, Sir
Lance, that no matter what this evening
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costs us, Mrs. Huxtable and I will
always be in debt to you.
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Dr. Huxtable, you have no idea.
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tonight. And stop calling me Lance. My
name is Trevor.
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J .T. Freeze is gonna be here, the titan
of all 12 -year -olds.
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I can get that.
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All right, here's the game, Lance. If
the young ladies can split up, I suggest
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we go man -to -man. And if anybody
should hit on them, Charmaine, you the
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forward, I want you to set a pick. I'm
gonna move baseline with my guy and post
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him up. Pam, I want you to backdoor the
junior varsity, all right?
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Lance, you are giving us your old
basketball plays.
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Baby, basketball plays are life's plays.
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Oh, good evening.
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Hold on to your ticket stubs, ladies.
You could have the winning number for
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birthday dance with J .T. Free.
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alcohol here.
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for everybody and pull one for yourself
excuse
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me my fair lady
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what do you know cpr why do you ask
because your beauty
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just may stop
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you to go away.
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I'll go away, but the memory of you
shall linger in my soul forever.
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Excuse me, my fair lady, but do you know
CPR?
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dancing with them three, these two want
to cut in.
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No problem, man. Look, you keep that
side of the club.
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I work with this side.
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Excuse me.
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May I have your attention, please?
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I'd like to introduce our guest of
honor, our own homeboy, the master of
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disaster, the emperor of emotion, Mr. J
.T. Free.
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Hello, everybody, and thanks for coming
to my party. I appreciate your help to
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celebrate, so I'm pulling out the ticket
with the girl of my dreams. Take a look
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at the numbers and control your screams.
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The first is one, and oh, sweet heaven.
The next is five, and the last is four?
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I thought it was seven.
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No, my brother, it's four.
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The winner is...
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always remember this birthday of mine.
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Excuse me, but I think you got a spider
on your face.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that's your eyelash.
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lost your grip on the man's hood
ornament or the limo driver would have
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over i'm just checking his tire pressure
um rudy there's a note here
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that says there's an important message
for you on the answering machine hope
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it's none of my friends asking how
tonight
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Next six months, volunteering at the
Ellen P.
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Bartow Retirement Home.
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Good night, Rudy.
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Charmaine, you took the man's
wristwatch? Well, it fell off on his way
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I was there, Charmaine. He flung it at
you to save his arm.
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Look, I'll send it back to him tomorrow.
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No, that's all right. I live closer to
the post office. I'll send it back to
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tomorrow.
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No, I will give it back to him tonight
because JT's bodyguard told me they was
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going to be laughing at the Palomino.
The Palomino?
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