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the music I'd like to hear.

Oh, look who's here. Wow, look at all these decorations for such a beautiful

birthday. How does it feel to hit the big 04?

Ready for a tricycle. It's the one in his picture.

Well, that's beautiful.

So this is what you want for your birthday, huh?

Yes, but I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?

No, but I did hear Denise and your dad talking about a sickle.

You mean this tricycle?

Yeah, I heard them and they said something about, um, they hid it

Where? They hid it...

In... I've got a hangnail here.

Have you ever had one of these things?

Yes, you were saying?

I was saying that they hid it in... What time is it? Aren't

your friends supposed to be coming here soon?

I'm just afraid that if I told you that maybe Denise and your dad would

be upset about it.

But you know what? If I gave you a hint, you would know exactly where it is.

Tell me.

gated limp.

But a dry fish swims alone.

Oh, boy. Now, this is going to be some party.

Absolutely. You know what? I'm completely proud of? What?

Everything is totally organic.

There's no salt, no sugar, no butter in any of this. See these cookies?

Uh -huh.

These cookies were made with rice syrup, barley malt, and fruit essences.

What?

What are you laughing at?

You think the children are going to eat this?

These happen to be good. Here, try one. No, I don't want... No, and that's the

only way you're going to get the kids either to shove it down or...

This looks all right.

Yes, this is carob poppy seed cake.

And I made it with unbleached flour, blended soy milk, pureed tofu, and this

carob topping.

It used to look good.

All right, Dad.

You're not going to get a piece of this, though. Oh, thank you. Thank you very

much. I appreciate it. You've hurt my feelings.

All right.

You baked a cake? Mm -hmm. I didn't smell anything.

Yeah.

Tell your mother what's in that.

I want Olivia and her friends to have a healthful birthday party, so I baked

this delicious cake with unbleached flour, blended soy milk, pureed tofu,

this is a carob icing.

This looks interesting. Yes? What is this? Hmm.

You promise you're not going to laugh? Yeah.

I'm making meatless hamburgers.

What?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Look, I want you to know that I'm not laughing because you're trying to fix

healthful food.

But children, you see. Your other activities better be good.

All right, you guys. You know what you can do? You go out and you get...

The sweetest, gooiest chocolate cake that you can find.

We'll put your cake out. We'll put my cake out. We'll give the kids a piece of

yours, a piece of mine. We'll see whose cake is left.

No, I just want you to take this and go up to a child and say, have some of

this.

And the kid is going to say, it's already been in my brother's diapers.

We're going to stop, and whoever stops gets a prize, okay?

videotape and they'll be fine.

Geez, where's that video? I can't find it. What? Martin, I thought you picked

up at the video store.

I thought you picked it up.

Well, Martin, you're going to have to go down there and get it because Olivia

made a special request for a birthday bunny party. Okay, okay.

Now, can you handle the children and the food?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

How you doing, Doc? Oh, pretty good.

Doug, if you want me to, I'll go in and look after the kids.

No, I made a promise. You're not going to lose a finger, and I'm going to stick

to that, okay?

Hey. Okay.

Hi, everybody.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't play with those, dear. Please, those are not toys.

Please, put them back.

Don't crack them, all right?

That's all right.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

I've had monster that tastes better than this.

I have an idea for a game that we can all play.

What? Let's play find my tricycle.

No. Hi, that's the house of the book. Huh? I think somebody's talking on your

telephone. Somebody's talking on my telephone?

Hey,

no, no, no, ma 'am. Please, don't talk. No, don't.

Who did you call?

Hello?

Who is this?

Ian? Where are you?

In London?

Everybody sit on the sofa.

Sit on the sofa.

Sit on the sofa.

Everybody sit on the sofa.

What's entertaining?

We can... Who?

Miss Mary Matt.

Okay, let's see it.

Now, this thing is Miss Mary Matt.

No. What's it called? Miss Mary Matt.

Would you come around here, please?

Come here. I want to see you a second.

Now, here's what I...

Silver buttons.

right here. What is your name?

Contabo. Contabo. All right. Now, I'm going to make the music and you dance.

Here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful...

What's your name, son?

Jonathan. Jonathan is going...

the table.

Okay. Here we go.

Rising up back on the street.

Did my time, took my chances.

Coming back on my feet with the man and his will to thrive.

Nothing's too fast.

You change your passion for glory.

The best was right there.

much. I'm going upstairs. I'm going to take a nap. Please don't bother me at

all.

Okay, now I can't start the tape till everybody yells roll them. So on the

of three, okay?

One, two, three.

Olivia,

did the niece serve lunch yet?

No, it's not ready.

Okay, I'm gonna go help her, okay?

It looked as good as Rudy and Vanessa were riding it. Yeah, but it's great.

I can't believe it. Look at the streamers. Oh, she's going to go wild

sees this.

But how's the party going?

Get this, right? Mom and Dad didn't think the kids were going to like my

that I made them, so they went and bought another chocolate cake.

Kids found it in the basement.

Stuffed their faces with it. I had to find them, stop them.

Brought them upstairs. I gave them my food.

They loved it. I couldn't believe it. They loved it even more.

Where are they now?

I just fell asleep about five minutes ago.

Welcome to our slumber party.

Oh, honey, wake Olivia up. Her birthday present's in the kitchen.

Hey, Miss Birthday Girl.

Huh? You gotta come into the kitchen and get your present.

My tricycle? Oh, I don't know. You have to come and see.

Well,

I'll stay with the kids.

Oh, okay. Don't take your eyes off of them for a second. They're dangerous

in their sleep.

Get ready.

Close your eyes.

Ta -da!

Here it is.

It's not the one in the picture.

Well, it's not the one in the picture, but it's still a really nice tricycle.

It's not the one in the picture.

You got this neat chrome bell, and you got these great colorful ribbons, and

look at this great seat.

to ride this.

is better than any new bike because this bike's got a lot of miles on it it's

been there and back and it's going to be there again can i ride in the living

room all right but don't run over any of your friends

Well, you really pulled this off, Denise.

You made this day so special for Olivia.

Oh, thanks.

She is never, ever going to forget this birthday.

You spent so long all week working on it.

And, you know, it really touches me to see how much you care for her.

Yeah, I know I don't have to tell you this, but...

olivia feels so close to you you do such incredible things for her

she and i are very lucky to have you in our lives

never in my wildest dreams could i imagine that it would be this wonderful

love you very much

The Cosby Show is taped before a studio audience.