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Yeah? Dr. Huxtable, there's a young
woman here with a business proposition.
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She says her name is Rudy Huxtable.
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I don't know anybody by that name.
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Come on, Daddy, it's me!
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Who's me?
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Your daughter!
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Which one?
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Rudy! Oh, Rudy, come in, come in!
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I found the perfect birthday present for
Mom.
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Your mother's birthday is two months
away, honey. But I found this article
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today. And I have to send the money
right away.
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Right away.
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But I have some of the money, and I need
you to help me with the rest.
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Now, how much does it cost?
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$32 .80.
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And how much do you have?
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$1 .75.
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So you're coming to me and asking me to
give you $31.
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And five cents?
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Right. And here's what I'm buying. Mom.
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That. Okay.
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Show her that you love her forever.
Beautiful 14 -carat gold heart
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-shaped pendant includes diamond -like
stone.
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Uh -huh.
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It's a small print down here.
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14 karat gold refers to gold plating.
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The pendant should not be worn in water
or extreme
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sunlight. Dad, it's six to eight weeks
for delivery.
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I have to send the money right now,
today.
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But $31 .05 is a lot of money, dear.
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I'll work for it. I'll do chores around
the house, whatever you want me to do.
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You'll do whatever I ask you to do?
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Yes. But you have to promise not to tell
Mom where I got the money.
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All right, now, there's just one thing I
don't understand.
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What?
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How come that you are already two months
ahead of
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your mother's birthday and you're going
around willing to work hard and pay off
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money that you don't have? You
understand?
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On the evening of my birthday, 8 o
'clock at night, you're walking around
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looking at me, Daddy, I didn't know it
was your birthday.
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I'm sorry I didn't get a present, but I
love you.
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and everything that it would be. Like I
told you, we're in college now. We can
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go where the college women are.
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Hey. Hey, how are you? What's up, man?
Hey, Denny.
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Denny, this is my friend Julia.
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Nice to meet you. Hi, Julia.
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How are you, Theo?
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I'm fine.
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I mean, good. I'm fine and good.
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All right, I'll see you at the library
tonight.
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All right, I'll be there. Good luck on
your chem test.
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See you, Denny. All right.
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Looks like things are still going good
between you two. Yeah, they are.
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Considering the change in our
relationship, a few days ago, Julia and
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we should stop being involved
romantically.
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You broke up with Julia?
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It wasn't easy, but we were too wrapped
up in each other. It took time away from
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our studies.
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Man, that was a very mature thing to do.
I admire you for your academic
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dedication. You do?
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Yeah. Do you admire me, or are you
excited to find that Julia is free to
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other guys?
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Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
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You're one of my best friends. I have no
interest in dating a girl you just
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broke up with.
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Huge lie.
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Theo, it's okay. I know how you feel
about Julia.
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Hey, I don't mind if you go out with
her. You don't? Hey!
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Uh, would Julia mind?
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Why, man, I can't do everything for you.
You're asking yourself.
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I gotta go.
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I've got French lit.
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Bonsoir.
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Bonsoir.
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Did you see what he said?
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Julia is free to date other guys. That
other guy could be me.
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What about Justine?
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Oh, Justine. Yeah, you remember your
girlfriend.
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She's angry at me. She won't even speak
to me. She says whenever we go out, I'm
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always looking at other girls. I told
her it's just my eyes roaming, nothing
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else. She doesn't want to hear it. So
you're going to ask Julia out?
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I'd like to.
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I just wish I knew if she was interested
in me.
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It would give me more confidence when I
call her.
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Yeah, it did.
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Would you talk to her for me? Oh, no
way. Oh, come on, man. Why not? I fall
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apart around women like Julia. I'm not
asking you to get me the date. Just find
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out what she thinks of me.
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Theo, you don't know what happens to me
around beautiful women.
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I get all sweaty.
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My mouth dries out.
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Theo, little pieces of white foam fly
out.
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There's nothing to be nervous about.
You're not speaking for yourself. You're
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speaking for me.
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And whatever you do, don't bring up
Justine.
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I'm going to be so nervous I'm not even
going to remember my own name.
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Thanks, man.
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Okay, Dad.
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Finish cleaning out the refrigerator.
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All right. Now, did you take the shelves
out, wipe them down, took out all the
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drawers, cleaned it, got up in the
corners?
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Even the butter dish.
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My girl.
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I'm going to mail the check now.
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And remember, Mom can't know anything
about this. It's a big secret.
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She'll not be the wiser.
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All right.
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Hey,
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Rudy!
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Rudy! Yeah, Dad? Now, what is this?
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What do you mean, what? Look at this.
Food is out rotting. Ice cubes are
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melting, honey. I thought I told you to
clean the thing out.
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I did clean that. You said to clean it
out. So I cleaned it out. I took
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everything out. I cleaned it out.
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Look, clean out the refrigerator means
clean it out and also put the stuff
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Oh, man.
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Look, you and I made a verbal agreement.
I signed the check, right? So you do
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the work. Okay.
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You can mumble under your breath all you
want, but you better not say the wrong
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thing.
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What are you doing?
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I just cleaned out the refrigerator. I'm
putting everything back in.
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What are you doing in the refrigerator
by yourself?
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would be industrious enough to do
something like this on their own.
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Yeah, but dear, see, I want... And I'm
talking about a good job, too. Cliff,
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look what this baby has done.
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When I come back from the dry fields,
I'm going to have a special treat just
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you all.
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I'll see you later.
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Bye -bye. Bye -bye.
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That's my baby.
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Come on in. All right.
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Take your coat off.
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Now tell me, what happened?
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Can I sit down? Sure. Come on, have a
seat.
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Sit down.
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So?
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Okay, I waited for her outside the
library. I was there for an hour and a
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I went over and over what you told me to
tell her. All right, good, good. I saw
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her come out. My mind blanked out. My
legs were even made of straw.
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Then you started telling her about me. I
pulled myself together, and I managed
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to get out the words. I told her that
you were sad about the breakup between
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and Howard, that you were very
intelligent, sensitive, loyal, kind,
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clean, and even reverent. Danny, that's
from the Boy Scout oath.
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She thought it was funny. So that broke
the ice, and we started talking.
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What'd she say?
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She asked me out.
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She asked you out? Yeah.
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You can't be serious.
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Why wouldn't Julia ask me out?
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Damn, she's not your type.
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What are you trying to say? I'm not the
man that you are?
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You said it. I didn't.
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Was that a crack about my weight?
Because let me tell you something. I
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be big boned. I can lose this weight if
I want to.
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Well, maybe if you spend a little more
time dieting and a little less time
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after your best friend's girl. I didn't
go after your girl. Yeah, right, pal.
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You had this planned from the beginning.
You have, Justine. How many other women
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do you want? I want Julia. I've got her.
You got her because you're a two -faced
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worm. Well, I'm a two -faced worm who's
going to have a beautiful woman on his
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arm.
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Okay.
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All right.
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You have a choice. You decide.
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One day with Julia or a lifetime
friendship with me.
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I'm sorry, Theo.
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It's been nice.
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Okay, maybe the other chore was a little
too difficult. Now, what I want you to
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do here is I want you to just clean up
your room.
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Which part?
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The whole room.
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The whole room? Yeah, when you say clean
up the whole room, clean up means the
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whole room, okay?
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Oh, man, that's a lot for $31.
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Listen, you should be paying me $31 a
minute to live here.
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Now, I want you to go ahead and clean up
this room. I'll be back in an hour, all
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right?
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And let me tell you something else.
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I don't want to hear...
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Every time somebody asks you to do
something.
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Okay, now, hit it.
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31 lousy parts.
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What?
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What did you say?
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Nothing. I thought I was...
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Show me the paper you got the D on.
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School's fine, Dad.
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Are the police coming?
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Girl. I want to transfer out of NYU and
go to school someplace upstate.
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Why? Julia.
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Julia? You mean Justine. No, I mean
Julia.
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Julia? Actually, it's Denny.
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Denny? You see, Howard and Julia broke
up, and he gave me the go -ahead to ask
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her out. I felt a little bit...
uncomfortable approaching her, so I
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to go talk to her for me. I don't know
what he said to her, Dad, but she seemed
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to be so charmed by him, she asked him
out.
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Him.
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Him, Dad.
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She asked him out. She asked him out.
Asked him out. Dad, the man stabbed me
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the back.
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Well, looks like to me you handed him
the knife.
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I'm devastated by this.
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I couldn't sleep last night. I can't
study.
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Dad, I can't get Julia off my mind. My
whole college career is at stake here.
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Pardon me, but just a couple of days
ago, you were walking around, Justine,
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Justine, my life, my sky, my valley, my
river.
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I mean, it was just last week, son, that
I caught the two of you going upstairs.
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Said you were going to study, but you
had no books.
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Things have changed.
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Those used to be my feelings for
Justine. Well, see, that's what I don't
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understand. I mean, I don't understand
how you can fill up your heart with
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Justine and then just empty it out and
then fill it up with Julia.
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I don't understand. You must have two
hearts. You must have two hearts.
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Dad, you're making jokes about something
that's very painful.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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My best friend Denny is going out with
the woman I want to go with.
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What if they start going together?
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Then they get married.
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Then I get married.
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Then Denny and Judy get divorced, but
I'm still married. I'm stuck.
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My marriage is jeopardized, Dad.
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My wife is going to find out that I'm
secretly in love with another woman.
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am I going to do? Should I tell her
about this or what?
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But what about the children?
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What? I'm sorry, but you have lost your
mind.
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Okay, how's it going in here?
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I don't know.
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All right, well, let's take a look.
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Okay, now, what's all this stuff on the
floor in the closet?
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Winter stuff?
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Winter stuff, okay.
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Why is it on the floor, dear? You're
supposed to hang this up, you know? Huh?
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Not cold yet.
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Wait a minute, it's not cold yet.
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You know, I left you here, said I'd be
back in an hour, and this room is almost
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as messy as when I left. I'm tired.
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You're tired?
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Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. You
know, you were tired when you had to
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up the kitchen. You were tired when you
had to do this room. But you were not
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tired when you came and asked me for $31
.05.
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Remember that?
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Huh?
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Yes.
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Okay, now look at this bed. See?
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What is this?
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What's wrong with this bed? All you have
to do is just pull up on this. Like I
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showed you a long time ago. You pull.
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Snap. And then you smooth out. Come on,
do that. You can do it. All right. Oh,
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you look at little Miss House Helper
here.
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Yesterday was the refrigerator, and
today she's been up in her room like a
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little bee.
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When I came in here before Cliff, Rudy
was cleaning out that closet like there
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was no tomorrow.
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Look at this.
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Yeah, well, dear, see, I...
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Rudy, you too much.
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I tried very hard, Mommy, even though I
was tired.
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And I am very proud of you. I think you
deserve a reward. So I'm going to give
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you two dollars.
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Thanks, Mom. You're welcome. I'm going
to the office. I'll see you later. Uh
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-huh.
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work to do here you understand now i'm
leaving here and i will be back for
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captain's inspection at approximately
1800 hours or for you 6 p .m
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this is going to look very cruel but
it's a part of life
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Julia doesn't want to have anything to
do with me. And when Justine finds out,
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she's going to be even angrier.
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Sometimes in the heat of battle, you
suffer defeat. You just lost the Alamo
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Guam.
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I'm finished.
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I'm waving the white flag to every woman
I know.
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I don't need them.
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I don't need love.
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Dad, all this time, I could have been
studying.
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From now on, all I'm going to do is
study.
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Be whatever I'm going to be.
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Whatever that is.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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They have a saying that a cat has nine
lives.
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I think you have nine hearts.
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I'm willing to bet, my boy, that if we
go down on that NYU campus, you would
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find a woman to fill that third heart.
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It's hopeless.
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Well, it looks like I'm going to have to
take matters into my own hands. Come
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on, I'll buy you a cappuccino.
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You're not going to try to help me find
a girl, are you?
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No, let's look at it this way. You're
wounded.
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Don't see me as your father. Look at me
as the Red Cross.
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I'm a married man myself.
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25 years.
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So don't even try it.
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See the young man over there?
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He's my son.
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He's cute.
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Well, he's available.
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Just rebounding from an almost affair.
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He has a lot of hearts.
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You could be in one of them.
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I'm involved.
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That doesn't bother him.
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Well, could you go get her and bring her
here?
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She's in Boston visiting her parents.
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We'll wait.
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Listen, if you think I'm funny, he's
hysterical. He'll keep you hysterical
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day. Well, listen, I'm not really all
that involved.
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I guess it wouldn't hurt to meet your
son.
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Really? How nice of you. Step right over
here.
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Son, listen, I want you to meet, this is
my closest friend.
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Sheila. Sheila.
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Sheila. Yeah, Sheila.
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I'm Theo.
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I'm real sorry about this. What? It's
okay. I've never had a guy introduce
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himself to me like this.
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I hope you're okay.
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See, I've been on the rebound myself.
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So if you need to talk about this, I'm
here.
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Listen, I know you're in pain.
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But if you cried, you'd feel so much
better.
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Most men are ashamed to cry, but I can
tell you're not one of those. So come
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cry. Cry!
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Rudy Huxtable, are you ready
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for Captain's inspection?
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Yes, sir!
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Here to hop, haunt hay, haunt sin, haunt
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hat, swap!
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This will be the high -level mark.
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I will not inspect anything above this
mark.
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Foot here!
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All right, now we will begin.
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to something known as Under the
Lampshade.
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Go ahead and check that.
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Okay,
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okay.
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I've held a lot of inspections.
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One place I know.
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It's in the child's ears.
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You've done a wonderful job. I'm proud
of you.
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Now you've earned all of the money. I'm
proud of you. You understand that?
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Thanks, Dad. All right. And I'm also
going to give you back the $2.
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That's your mother's $2.
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Thank you, Daddy. Thank you. Yes, yes,
yes. You're welcome, my dear.
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I'm going to use this to buy your
birthday present.
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or a studio.
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