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Hey guys, it's Carrie again.

I'm just going to give you a little show here in the kitchen.

Show the seat meat.

The sweet meat.

No, the feet meat.

Oh, that's the first one.

More cushion for the bushes.

You know what they say. Classic.

There's a study saying that girls are bigger but they're smarter.

We are.

Less chances of a lot of diseases because it's more fat, which is

Really? There's something, yeah.

There's like less chances of, yeah, there's less chances of a bunch of

Oh, well that's, that's good.

Totally loving these panties.

They're my favorite.

See through.

Yes, that's the way to go.

What?

Sometimes more.

You know what would be nice? A little twerking nose.

A little twerking nose.

A little twerking nose. Oh my goodness, you haven't even tried. I tried.

I'm white.

Not fully though, not entirely white.

We can tell.

It's all in here.

Mm -hmm.

Don't laugh at me if I can't do it right.

All right.

Pull them up again, though. Pull them up again like you were doing.

Not the pants.

The pants can go. The pants can go. Oh, okay.

Pull them up like you were pulling them up before.

And twerk?

No, not and twerk, but you're going to twerk afterwards.

But that looks good.

That's what I'm saying. Bring back the 80s.

Pull it out of your bed on that side.

Bring back the 80s.

80s are a good time.

All right, let's see what's working on us.

Don't laugh at me.

We're not laughing. I'm white.

I think it goes a little something like that.

I think you got it. Keep going.

I can't believe I'm hurting the camera right now.

There you go.

And you thought you couldn't do it.

I had my homegirls teach me that one.

I haven't done it at the club yet, though.

We're helping you sharpen up your skills.

I'll practice more, I promise.

How does it get you to practice the booty clap?

Oh, my gosh. I wish I had those skills.

Oh, I'm going to teach you today.

I'm going to guide you through how it works.

My butt's too big to clap. No, that's when it claps more.

But it doesn't.

It will.

It will.

It will. We will make it.

It's a real butt, so it will.

The silicone butts won't do it.

Yeah. It looks weird.

It looks weird.

Real big butt. Three best words.

What you gotta do is you gotta part your legs a little bit and you gotta try and

try doing a little bit of like a jumping.

motion. A jump?

Not a jump, but like a little... Yeah.

Like that? Okay.

Think of trying to twirl. Think of your leg.

Think if you were doing like this.

Think of doing this, but at your thigh level really fast.

Like if you were moving from left to right.

I can't do it.

You're getting there.

Keep going.

As you were.

As you were.

Yeah, that's it. There you go. Did I do it? Keep going, keep going. You just

have to put more oomph into it, and it'll start to make some noise. Oomph

the thighs or the jump?

Into the thighs.

Yeah. I learned in class.

You see?

I told you, we're going to teach you today. You're going to learn today.

Learned in class.

You're going to learn today.

Sounds good.

We'll try to jump on that counter here.

You can try.

I don't think I'll be able to do it.

Glamour's overrated.

Glad you learned something today.