All language subtitles for george_lopez_s06e18_decides_to_sta-local

Ah, George, good.

I want you to meet Enrique Vega, the
head of Aramaya.

Vega's going to be here for the next
couple of weeks just to watch how we

operate.

Sup?

Sup?

Got a lot of angry factory workers out
there. You're pretty brave coming in

by yourself.

George, I happen to be one of the
wealthiest men in Mexico.

I don't go anywhere by myself.

Nice to meet you. I can't believe it.
Welcome to your factory.

I'm sure that everyone out there really
sees me as a bad guy, but... Oh, I don't

see you as the bad guy.

Bought me out for 20 mil and he wants me
to consult at his plant in Cancun.

Does consult mean drink tequila on the
beach until you pass out?

I plead the Cinco.

How do you sleep at night knowing you're
ruining all these people's lives?

You shouldn't be worrying about the
workers, George.

You should be worrying about yourself.

Jimmy.

If that's the way it's going to be, let
me tell you, I pull hair, I bite.

And I ain't afraid of y 'all rape. I
don't go for it.

Relax.

I want you to work for me in my U .S.
office in Phoenix.

That's a contract.

You're offering me a job?

I've seen the numbers.

You're one hell of a manager.

And I need someone to coordinate my
sales in the U .S.

You interested?

to say yes.

But those people out there think that
I'm giving you hell, and I don't want

to think that I sold out.

I assume there'll be benefits and a
health care plan.

There will be.

And a corner office with a view.

Company car.

Six -figure salary.

That's a generous offer, and I will
accept it gladly. Did you hear what I

I take you upstairs and remind you that
you are still all man to me.

No, you don't need to make me feel
better.

I got a great offer today. Angie, you
are going to be making love to a rich

offered me a job, Angie, with a company
car, a corner office, and double my

salary. Oh, honey, that's great.

Start packing, baby. We are moving to
Phoenix.

Phoenix?

Wow.

Moving to Phoenix.

Damn, that's Ernie.

I didn't know how to tell him about the
job.

This is gonna be rough.

Break it to him gently.

business together.

Yeah. With your sales and managerial
experience and my ability to run a three

-phase big -bore metal lathe, as long as
it's a pre-'97 model, we could...

That's great for you, George.

No, man, it's not that great.

There's no roach coach, man. So I got to
eat in a dining room.

And it's going to be noisy because the
health center that they share with a

modeling agency is right upstairs.

So all day I'm going to hear like that.
Hey, girl.

Well,

I guess you got to take what you can
get.

I'm going to miss you, man.

I'm sorry, man. I mean, I wish I could
take you with me.

Hey, don't be sorry for me, Watto.

I'm happy for you. Your victories are my
victories.

Hey, hey, now I'm going to have some
place to crash in Phoenix whenever I

through the Southwest looking for work.

That was rough.

It's hard when good news for you is bad
news for somebody else.

I don't want to go.

What?

I just started thinking of all the
things we're leaving behind.

George, we fell in love here.

We conceived our children here.

We still have that, Angie. We're taking
the couch.

Angie, but this is a huge opportunity,
okay? I want you to be excited.

I am.

But I'm sad, too.

I feel two things.

Look, I feel two things.

Well, pick the easy one and let me deal
with that.

Now, I feel unsupported.

That's three things.

I come home unemployed.

You want to take me upstairs? I tell
you, I got a great new job.

and you won't stop crying.

I can never do nothing in this house.

Dad, I was just thinking.

Really? And what was that like? Did it
tickle the inside of your head?

I'm serious.

I don't want to move to Phoenix. I don't
want to change schools.

All my friends are here.

You know what your mom would tell you?

She'd say, Max,

You're going to make new friends in
Phoenix, and it's all going to work out.

Where is Mom? Upstairs crying.

See? Nobody wants to go.

Max, you are going with us. End of
discussion.

Fine. But when you're old and I'm making
the decision where you live, I'm

putting you in the worst place I can
think of.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but
I'm terrified of the Playboy Mansion.

Hey, George.

Hey, Vic.

Just came by to see if I'm just feeling
better about the move.

Oh, man, that is killing me.

I got this great opportunity and
everybody's making me feel guilty about

Well, moving your family is never easy.

But trust me, once they get to Phoenix,
they'll love it.

It's a great town.

Why don't you move with us, Vic? And you
would love that.

What, are you kidding me?

The heat? The dust?

All the old people?

It's depressing, man.

Anyway, I wanted to give you something
before you go, George.

Pocket knife?

My father gave me that when I left Cuba.

I was going to pass it down to my son,
but since we aren't speaking, I'd like

you to have it.

I don't know what to say.

You know, I always wanted one, but...
You know, I never had a dad to...

I know, Mio.

That has a lot of memories for you.

Oh, yeah.

When I was a boy, my father and I would
go out to the field and cut straight the

pigs with it.

I bet my dad and I would have castrated
pigs, too.

Why are you crying?

Why are you shrinking?

Mom, you think I'm making a mistake
moving to Phoenix?

You have to go where there's work,
George.

Thank you.

Yeah, I would go too, but I can't leave
Wayne.

You know, I finally got a live one on
the hook.

That's an expression, right? I mean,
he's not hanging in your closet.

What are you doing?

Oh, taking a picture of Max for Wayne.
You know...

He thinks if he has a photo of a little
Mexican boy on his desk, he'll be able

to sell more furniture to Latinos.

That's a picture of me.

Are you taking this because you want
something to remember me by?

Please.

You're going to miss me. No, I'm not.

Mom, admit it or I'll tell Wayne two of
the three reasons why you can't donate

blood.

that to me well i am sorry it's just how
i feel i've never been away from you

for more than a few days stop it what
kind of twisted mentally deranged

game are you playing next thing you'll
probably tell me how much you care about

me i do care about you

Tell me you're sad to see me go. I don't
want to hear it.

I didn't come down here to tell you
that.

It's not always about you, conceited.

Don't read this card until I leave, all
right?

Hey, man, I'm sorry.

It's just that I'm confused, dude. I
mean, I feel guilty about leaving.

But then, you know, I'm happy about my
new job. It's like I'm feeling two

at once.

That's how I feel when I think of my
cousin in a sundress.

I need your keys to the factory.

We're going to take over the building.

What are you talking about?

We're going to occupy it and shut down
production.

Then we're going to move all the
machinery out to the parking lot as a

Yeah, but won't that make it easier for
them to put it on trucks and move to

Mexico?

Not if we cover them with butter so
they're all slippery.

Yeah,

so I need your keys to the factory and
all your butter.

Man, here's what you guys need to do.

You need to lock yourselves in the
factory, right, and call every newspaper

radio station. You got to put pressure
on the new owner to make him rethink

he's doing.

You think that would actually work?

It's worth a shot.

You know what? You guys can't do this on
your own, man.

I'm going down there.

Hey, are you sure, George?

They said mess up your job in Phoenix.

You know what? Maybe I want to mess up
my job in Phoenix.

You guys need a leader.

You don't go to war without a general.

You don't play football without a
quarterback.

And you don't have a pack of wolves
without a head wolf. What do they call

The lone wolf.

How can a lone wolf lead a pack? He's
alone.

What if they're following him, but he
doesn't know it?

He's a wolf. He would smell them. What
if he has a cold?

They don't get colds, man, because
they're always walking in the snow.

always washing their hands.

You want to argue about woes, you want
to go down to the factory. No, I want to

go to the factory. But can we talk about
woes on the way?

And we're going to stay here until we
convince them to keep these jobs in

America.

Thanks for putting us on the air. Hey,
everybody, who plays your favorite

jamming old school hits?

Angie, what are you doing here? Well, I
got your message and I had to come down.

I hope you're not doing this because we
didn't want to leave L .A. Yeah, Dad,

it'll be okay.

I'll make new friends.

I'll teach those Nevada kids how to
skateboard.

Max, Phoenix is in Arizona!

See? The move's already a good thing. He
learned a new state.

Honey, you don't have to do this for us.

It's not just for you.

and half the time she wasn't there.

Now I'm surrounded by family and people
who care about me. Look, that's all I

ever wanted, Angie, and I'm gonna fight
to keep it.

Hey, when did the cops get here? Did I
miss anything?

Is that why you're here?

Don't let her fool you, George.

Your mom's here to support you.

That's it?

The thing I was gonna show you on the
forklift?

You can't forget about joining the eight
-foot high club.

Do you have any extra sleeping bags?

Look, Angie, you guys can't stay here.

Yes, we can.

I am with you for better or for worse.

Thanks, baby.

But if I see your mom and Wayne make a
move towards that forklift, we're out of

here.

They'll never get up there and cover it
up with butter.

Hope they didn't wake up. Stop, Stelma.
I got a cramp.

Oh, Vega.

How did you get in here?

I paid $20 million for this company.
They threw in a set of keys.

Come in, Miles.

I offered you a

great job.

I'm a little surprised at the way you're
paying me back.

You've either got a lot of guts or
you're the dumbest man I've ever met.

Maybe I'm both. You don't know me.

Look, I can't leave this factory in my
home, okay? They mean everything to me.

What do you hope to accomplish with all
of this?

Hey, I got you here, didn't I?

Now have a seat. Let's talk about how we
can keep this factory open.

George, your people...

I'll get $16 an hour.

Do you know what we pay in Mexico?

$2 .75. Look, I know all the reasons
you're doing this. I also know that most

your big contracts are in this country.

And a bunch of bad publicity is going to
cost you money.

You win.

Factory stage.

Really?

Yes.

And since Jack and Mel are going to come
down to Mexico, you're going to have to

run this place by yourself.

Really?

You're a tough negotiator.

I guess I am.

And also, the mayor found out what was
going on here.

He offered me some tax incentives that I
couldn't turn down.

The deal was done before I came in here
tonight.

All I heard was the merrily sister
George Lopez.

So I'm in charge, right? Nobody above
me? You're the best at what you do. As

long as you keep this company making
money, you're not going to see me here.

Don't screw it up.

Thank you.

What do you think I want?

Hey, the factory's staying open, and I'm
in charge.

Well? He's either a giant gambler or
he's the dumbest man I ever met.

Maybe he's both. You don't know him.

Hey, Mom.

You know, part of the reason that I
decided to stay here was because you

that you cared about me.

Oh, yeah.

Well, that's when I thought you were
leaving.

I didn't mean it.

You can't take that back.

Oh, George, stop it.

you want me to prove that I don't care
about you, I would be happy to come over

there with a big stick and knock some
candy out of your big piñata head.

Well, waddle over here and try it, you
nasty little pig.

You coming over for dinner tomorrow,
Mom?

Oh, yeah. I'll be there.

I forgot to tell you, we canceled it.

I wasn't coming anyway.