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Oh, hey.
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What are you doing, Angie? Your pregnant
should be carrying that.
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You got my special little Lopez in
there.
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I was just bringing down Carmen's care
package for college. I told you I was
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going to send it today.
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I know. I got her one of those talking
bears, Angie.
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I recorded a message for her.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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You're getting sentimental in your old
age.
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and I'm on my way to kill you.
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Check out this little basket. I put some
mace in there.
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George, it hasn't even been that long
and I already miss Carmen so much.
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I know I miss her too.
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Until the baby gets here, it's going to
be real quiet.
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I guess this is what they call an empty
nest.
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I'm still here.
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What am I talking about interrupting?
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But you can't have an empty nest if you
still have a kid here.
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Yeah, but Carmen's leaving has been too
painful for me, so that's why I've
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decided that it's better for me if I
distance myself from...
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I won't be going to college for at least
three more
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years. That's very optimistic, young
man.
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I hope your parents would put away some
money, Carla. Hello?
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Yes, I'll accept the charges.
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Who is it?
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I knew I'd say this at some point in our
marriage.
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It's your mother calling from jail.
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Mom? You were supposed to send me a
hollowed -out Bible filled with
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Mom, I'm working at it, right? I was
cutting up the Bible last night, but
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started reading it.
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You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff
in there, and if you think about it,
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got, like, a message.
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Just mail it, George. I need my
nicotine.
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And also, I look tougher with a
cigarette hanging out of my mouth.
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I need to look tougher here, George.
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Give me the phone. Hey, don't you mess
with me, huh?
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Because you know what? I stabbed a baby
for crying in a movie theater. That's
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right.
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Yeah, right.
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I heard you accidentally drove a getaway
car like 30 years ago.
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What are you in here for? For beating an
old Mexican lady to death with a pay
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phone.
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That was fat.
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How's your mom?
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She thought it lonely and scared.
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If Superman throws her into the sun,
it'll be my exact birthday wish from
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was nine.
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for you?
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Classical fetal favorites?
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I heard if you play classical music to
the baby in the womb, it comes out
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smarter. The only thing I heard in my
mom's womb was, I don't care if you're
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drinking for two, lady. Last call is
last call.
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Can you play this one by Mozart?
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What do you think? Isn't that negative?
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D flat minor C.
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Suspended for.
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You know what, Angie? I know another
classic.
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She's a very kinky girl.
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The kind you don't take home to mother.
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She's a super freak.
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Super freak. She's super freaky.
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What are you doing?
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George, I'll be right back. I have to
talk to my dad about something.
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No problem, because I've got to look up
the lyrics online anyways. There's
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something about getting freaky with a
bunch of guys in a hotel room, and I
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to get it right for the baby.
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Maybe you can find a better song.
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Mom,
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can I go to a party tomorrow night? I'm
busy. Ask your father.
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Dad, can I go to a party tomorrow night?
I'm busy. Ask your mother.
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Well, since nobody cares, I'm going to
go to a party with older kids and
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drinking. If I could knock it off,
Mumbles, man, I'm trying to find a song
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sing to the baby.
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Let's see.
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Music, baby, womb.
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Oh, that's not it.
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Oh, my God, look at that thing. What is
that?
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That's a 3D ultrasound.
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You can see the eyelashes and
everything.
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That thing's in mom?
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Gross, it looks like an alien.
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That's your reaction because, okay,
you're a child. When you're an adult
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me, you realize that this is beautiful.
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It's the miracle of... Oh, the alien
move!
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But why was George singing to your
stomach?
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I thought you said your pregnancy was a
false alarm.
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Shh!
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It was.
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But he got so excited about having the
baby, I didn't have the heart to tell
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him.
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So... What are you going to do nine
months from now?
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Hand George a basketball wrapped in a
blanket and say, look, he's got your
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I've got a plan. If I get pregnant right
away, George will never know.
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Well, at your age, it's not that easy.
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Well, I'm ovulating this weekend. I'm
not letting him out of that bedroom till
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I'm knocked up.
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Oh, to think I used to spoon applesauce
into that potty mouth.
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I'm sorry. I'm desperate. I don't want
George to know that I lied.
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I thought I raised you to value honesty.
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Really? Have you told your 27 -year -old
fiancé how old you are?
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Well, my birth records are still in
Cuba, so it is within the realm of
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possibility that I'm 49.
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Okay. Here's the deal.
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You don't tell George.
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I don't tell Lindsay.
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Fine.
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But you also have to back me up that my
last girlfriend was Shakira.
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And hips don't lie, it's about me.
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Angie, have you seen these 3D sonograms?
They're not like the ones that they had
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when Carmen and Max were born. There's a
lot of detail there.
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Yeah, I know.
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They're amazing.
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So, you want to go upstairs?
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You can bring your guitar.
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I'll do anything I have to to get
backstage.
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No, no thanks. I got a lot of work to do
down here.
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have to go upstairs.
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We're all alone.
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It's just you and me.
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Not really.
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What's the matter?
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Look at Angie. She's in the mood again.
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Ever since she's been pregnant, man, her
hormones are going crazy. She's been
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trying to get me in bed all weekend.
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Any other problems?
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Too much money? Your house too nice?
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How can I help you, George?
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How can I help you?
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I saw one of those 3D sonograms, man.
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And now I can't be with Angie because
every time I look at her belly, I see a
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little face in there saying, keep it in
your pants, but I live here.
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Why don't you just tell Angie that it
bothers you? No, man, because then she's
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going to think something's wrong with
her or she's ugly and then it becomes a
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whole big thing.
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Yeah, but I thought it was important for
couples to communicate.
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No.
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You don't communicate.
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That way you never hurt somebody.
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You see, I love Angie so much that I
don't tell her nothing.
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Sorry, Ernie. You guys can't hang out
tonight. George has a lot of chores to
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And you thought she wanted to do it.
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The joke's on you.
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Andale, you got to go do your chores.
Let's go. Vamos.
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Do the laundry.
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And don't forget to feed the cats.
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Hey, Angie, before you say anything, I
just got to tell you that I
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am beat. Good night.
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Well, maybe I have a surprise that'll
wake you up.
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I made a little trip to the Love
Boutique.
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Is that what it's come to, Angie?
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Devices?
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I'm not mad enough anymore?
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You know what? It's going to be months
before I get over this.
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Boutique, I love you.
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Don't be silly. I didn't get anything
like that.
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I just got some massage oil.
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This one heats up when you blow on it.
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I don't know what's wrong with you, but
you have been avoiding me all weekend.
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No more excuses.
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Get upstairs.
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We're doing this, Alice.
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Excuse me.
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May I open the door unmolested? Thank
you, madam.
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Angie?
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George?
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To meet the love of my life, my fiancé,
Lindsay.
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I heard Vic's voice, but it came out of
Bon Jovi's grandfather.
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It is so awesome to finally meet you,
Angie.
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It's awesome to meet you, too.
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We came by to see if you guys wanted to
go clubbing with us later.
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Yeah, we know the bartender, Abba. He
gives us free drinks.
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Yeah, does he give you another glass for
your dentures?
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You won't be joking like that when you
see my moves.
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Hi, Poppy.
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Hi, Creepy.
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You know what? You know what, Daddy?
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Yeah, my dear?
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Why don't we just go to dinner to get to
know each other?
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Choose a place, and George and I will
meet you there in half an hour.
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George, I'll be upstairs.
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We took vows. You have a duty.
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Come on, Lindsay.
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Why do you feel like eating?
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I feel like sushi tonight.
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Oh, no, Lindsay. Angie can't have raw
fish. She's pregnant.
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I thought you said she wasn't pregnant.
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What? Not pregnant? What?
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No. No!
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Of course Angie's pregnant. No, honey, I
was telling you a funny story that was
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unrelated to Angie being pregnant, which
is... I'll tell you more over dinner.
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And we're walking.
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Beth! Get a hurry.
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What's going on? Why did she say that
Angie's not pregnant?
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Oh, this is what he doesn't know about.
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I made another mess, Poppy.
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I'll clean it up, eh?
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Why don't you wait in the car?
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I call DJ, but I won't play Shakira. I
know how that hurts.
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Talk.
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This is between you and your wife.
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Tell me about Angie before I kill you by
closing the top button on those jeans.
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George, I don't want to get in the
middle of this.
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they are, man. Is she pregnant or not?
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No.
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She lied to me and you knew about it?
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George, I tried to keep you from
marrying her, but you wouldn't listen.
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No, you tried to keep her from marrying
me.
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She told you that? Well, what do you
expect?
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She's a liar.
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Is everyone gone?
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Yes, just us.
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Wow.
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Look at you in that robe.
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You like?
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Yeah.
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Look at your tummy, you're already
showing.
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No, I'm not. Yeah, you are.
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You're getting that little belly roll.
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This baby's going to be huge.
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I haven't gained any weight.
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Sure you have. You can see it in your
face, too.
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No way.
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Why don't you relax?
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It's natural that your body changes.
There's no reason to be upset, you know,
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unless, you know, you're not pregnant.
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What are you talking about? You tell me
what I'm talking about, liar, baby
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faker.
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My dad told you? Angie, how could you
lie to me about something this serious?
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The test was a false positive, but I saw
how excited you were about having a
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baby and how depressed you were about
Carmen going away. I figured I could get
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pregnant quickly and everything would be
fine, but you wouldn't have sex with
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me.
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I saw that new 3D sonogram on the
computer and it freaked me out.
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Why would that freak you out? Because
there's a little person in there.
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I don't want to turn your womb into an X
-rated bouncy house.
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Well, I'm not pregnant, but I am
ovulating.
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Hello.
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Now's a chance to have our first planned
child.
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What do you say?
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Hello?
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What? What happened? Is he okay?
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We'll be right down. What is it?
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Max is in the hospital. They won't tell
me what happened. Go get the car. I'll
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go change.
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What was it tonight?
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I don't know. I thought you knew. How
could I know?
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I spent the last two days fighting you
off with your joy jellies and your heat
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cream scotchina.
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Is Max Lopez in there? Where are his
parents? Yes.
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He's okay. We treated him for alcohol
poisoning.
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What?
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So did you pump his stomach?
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Fill him with charcoal, give him a
saline drip to keep him hydrated?
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Yes. And the doctor? No, man. When I was
a kid, I used to bring my mom in here
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for stomach pumpings like twice a month.
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Well, maybe your mother's a bad
influence on your son.
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I doubt it. She's in jail.
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Max, honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm so sorry. What happened?
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I was at this party, and I met this
girl, and she didn't want to drink
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So I said I'd drink with her, and it was
stuff I'd never tried before.
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What have you tried?
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Just beer and whatever else you guys
keep in the house.
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You drank in the house?
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What did you have at the party?
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Drain alcohol.
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Orale, Jethro, that stuff can kill you.
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They put in fruit punch. Oh, well, if
you're getting your vitamin C, then it's
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okay.
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I feel horrible.
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I guess this is my punishment for
drinking.
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Oh, no.
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Your punishment hasn't even started yet.
You're losing video games, the TV, the
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computer, it's Amish time for you, fool.
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I think I'm going to be sick again.
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I can't believe he was drinking at home
and we didn't even
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notice.
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This is my fault.
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My mom's in jail, but my beers kept
disappearing.
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I should have put it together.
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We were so caught up in missing Carmen
and preparing for the new baby.
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We haven't been paying enough attention
to Mac.
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We better start.
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He's 15 and drinking, and next year
he'll be driving.
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We got a long way to go with this one.
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Are we crazy to want to do this again?
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Maybe.
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Because if we do have a baby, it's going
to turn into a teenager, and I don't
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know if I want to be in my 40s getting
calls from the emergency room.
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40s?
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You know what I mean.
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What are you thinking?
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Look, maybe part of the reason I wanted
a baby so bad was because I missed
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Carmen.
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But I'm starting to get over her.
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So, for now, you okay with no more kids?
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Yeah, I'll be all right.
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Yeah. The cigarettes just got here.
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Really?
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Alcohol poisoning.
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Boy, does that sound good right now.
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Okay, oh, later, later.
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Oh, I miss you. I love you so much.
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Sweet.
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It's my brand.
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I have taken enough of your crap.
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You're making a big mistake.
308
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,020
No, you're making a big mistake.
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00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,620
I haven't had a smoke in four days.
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You touch my cigarettes and you'll be in
a world of pain.
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00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,840
Hey, see?
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I've got a pressure point right here
that is very sensitive.
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Hey, you're supposed to be in a lot of
pain.
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00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,660
Yeah.
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I'll get you some matches.
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ABC's Laugh Out Loud comedies continue
with the Nights of Prosperity and it's
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